SCP-050 - To The Cleverest

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRIES BY AdminBright AND VARIOUS CONTRIBUTORS: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-050 www.scp-wiki.net/document-050 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- Relevant SCP Definitions: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-705 SCP-705 is 5 ounces of sentient, “self-molding” Play-Doh™. It is incredibly violent and militaristic, often molding itself into minuscule armies armed with fully functional——though completely harmless——automatic weaponry. Any mundane modeling compound of a similar color to SCP-705 which comes into contact with it will take on its anomalous properties and join forces with it. www.scp-wiki.net/scp-231 SCP-231 is known to Foundation personnel as requiring in its containment procedures morally repugnant and psychologically traumatizing acts. Personnel leaving the SCP-231 project are always offered amnestics to forget the experience. www.scp-wiki.net/scp-173 SCP-173 is an animate sculpture which can move only when not in direct line of sight. It is extremely hostile and will attack by snapping the neck or by strangulation if line of sight is broken. www.scp-wiki.net/scp-447 SCP-447 is a green, spongy sphere which constantly excretes a viscous greenish slime. This slime has a variety of useful properties, but it must not, under any circumstances, come into contact with a dead body. www.scp-wiki.net/scp-732 SCP-732 is a force or entity which corrupts electronic information, first discovered scrambling Foundation records into its own self-insert fan-fiction ramblings. www.scp-wiki.net/scp-637 SCP-637 is a psychic organism described as a black cat, which subsists in the mind of SCP-637-2, an elderly woman named Margie. It is capable of residing for several minutes as a drawn item on paper, and will then take up residence in the mind of any sapient organism who views it. Though Margie shows affection for SCP-637, it appears to cause great distress to any other mind that hosts it. ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of O5-█ was provided by Toby Crow. The voice of Dr. Bright was this time provided by Brittany Carlton. The voice of Project Director Jones was provided by Raymond Duke. The voice of SCP-732 was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-050 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]