Ch 31: That Time I Found Out Who Assassinated JFK

Now that I convinced my dad to not go back in time and raise me, we both agreed we should take a journey back to Dallas and discover who really killed JFK.  And I gotta say, this was a crazy adventure, or at least as crazy as any other adventure I went on.  I know it seems kinda obvious for a time traveler to go back in time and do something that involves the JFK assassination, but you really gotta stop being so judgmental when it comes to my adventures.  I'm SORRY I went back in time and did something so obvious!  It's not like I went on my adventures thinking what some random listener in the future might think.