Juventus are bewitched by Benevento with Pirlo increasingly under pressure, while Lionel Messi and Barcelona are looking back to their old selves with a 6-1 win at Real Sociedad.
Lewandowski is closing in on records in the Bundesliga while Haaland is losing his rag with his team-mates. Will Xabi Alonso be joining them in Germany as Monchengladbach manager?
Plus the best free-kick takers in Europe and the players to watch out for at the European Under-21 Championship.
RUNNING ORDER:
• PART 1a: Champions League draw reaction (01m 30s)
• PART 1b: Moment of the weekend (08m 40s)
• PART 2: Serie A – Juventus shocked by Benevento (11m 30s)
• PART 3: La Liga – Barca hit Sociedad for six (23m 30s)
• PART 4: Ligue 1 + the best free-kick takers in Europe (32m 30s)
• PART 5a: Bundesliga – Xabi Alonso to Monchengladbach? (49m 00s)
• PART 5b: International week beckons (63m 30s)
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