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The opening weekend of the new Premier League season doesn’t disappoint. Drinking it in with Jimbo are Carl Anka, Sasha Goryunov and Daniel Storey.

Tottenham defeat champions Man City in a dream start for Nuno in North London. Will that inspire City to go and get Harry Kane? Or should they be spending that money on a left-back and a defensive midfielder?

Manchester United thrash Leeds 5-1. Imagine how good they’ll be once they put Sancho and Varane in that team. And Brentford provide the feel-good story of the weekend.

Elsewhere where is the Arsenal leadership? Can Villa create a whole new attack without Grealish? Will Everton fans learn to love resilient Rafa?

Plus we pay tribute to the goal-hanger’s goal-hanger Gerd Muller. And Sasha bemoans the state of Russian football.

RUNNING ORDER: 

• PART 1a: A brilliant opening weekend (01m 30s)

• PART 1b: Spurs 1-0 Man City (07m 30s)

• PART 1c: Norwich 0-3 Liverpool & Chelsea 3-0 Crystal Palace (19m 00s)

• PART 2: Man Utd 5-1 Leeds (24m 00s)

• PART 3: Brentford 2-0 Arsenal & Watford 3-2 Aston Villa (37m 30s)

• PART 4: The rest of the Premier League weekend (48m 30s)

• PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power (60m 00s)

• PART 6: A tribute to the late Gerd Muller (63m 00s)

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