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A Cult Leader's Guide to Love and Success

57 min • 20 mars 2021

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WARNING: This is satire. If you think you may be in a cult find someone you can trust and ask for help.

Have you ever wanted to be worshipped as a God but have trouble making anybody care at all about your stupid ideas? Have you ever fantasized about having an army of brain-washed zombies at your disposal? What about a compound? If you have aspirations of being a supreme leader of your own apocalyptic Doterra cult then listen up because boy, oh boy, do we have some tips for you! Grab your Jim Jones glasses, some flavor aid and settle in for a play by play of the “Cult Leader’s Guide to Love and Success.”

On this episode you will learn:
-How to pick a target
-Dealing with new recruits!
-The Anthill Kids method of bolstering numbers.
-Controlling women, children and men
-Tips from the Church of Scientology
-Strange sex practices!
-How re-birthing works to rewire the brain
-Loveboming
-Bolstering numbers
-How Secret Inner Orders work
-Keeping members separated from their families
-Choosing the right ignoble end for you and your followers!

In the extended episode available at http://www.Patreon.com/TheWholeRabbit we discuss:
-The Oneida Community
-The Symbionese Liberation Army
-John of God
-The Solar Temple suicides
-Establishing yourself as a God
-Consumer cults
-NXIVM
-Communism

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