KISS Destroyer… “This sure ain’t the scuzzy Kiss we all came to love.” Creem Magazine July 1976

Episode 587. We go back to July 1976 and read and react to the Creem Magazine review of Destroyer…

After three near-perfect studio albums and an excellent live summing-up LP that finally put them in the platinum, Kiss have pulled an abrupt change in direction that goes over about as well as a lead Buckinghams.

As the prime purveyors of desensitized stupidity in the twilight of the behavioral sink, Kiss could not be matched. Their 70s treatments of Chuck Berry succeeded where others of the same “mentality” fell short because they alone had a true insight into the realities of day-today teenage dumbness not unlike a latter-day Beach Boys. Songs like “Strutter,” “Deuce,” “Strange Ways,” and the great “Rock ‘N’ Roll All Night” could only be created by drainage experts of the first degree, and several of their tunes have already become bar band classics.

So just when they’re starting to truly make it big, on their own terms no less, what do they do but hire on Alice Cooper producer Bob Ezrin to mold them into the next Billion Dollar Babies. His influence, while not altogether dippy, is still unfortunate, having deprived them of much of their rusty coathanger appeal while filling the album with cute Cooperish touches like giggle children effects, female backup singers, and worst of all: strings!

While there are still several good cuts — “Detroit Rock City,” “Shout It Out Loud,” and Kim Fowley’s “Do You Love Me” — the only way you can get to them is to skip around because Ezrin, in his guiding wisdom, has stuck a totally ludicrous ballad on either side along with other random atrocities like the tubular bells in “Do You Love Me” and the aforementioned kiddie voices which ruin an otherwise fine “God Of Thunder.” Ezrin takes several writing credits as well, which may explain such Alice-like baby anthems as “Flaming Youth” and the token inclusion of the words “rock ‘n’ roll” in nearly every song.

This sure ain’t the scuzzy Kiss we all came to love (and hate) so well and, while Destroyer is selling faster than reds do at one of their concerts, I still think they’re making a big mistake in the long run.

– Rick Johnson

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