*PATREON PREVIEW* Alphet Wit Da Tiddies Out

What are you really worth? This week, Jimmy and Larry are getting an early start to bring you the best private sale of the summer, what constitutes a vacation, the best color for underwear, a nipple self-assessment, loud shoes, Pitti Uomo FOMO, Kanye West story time Italian style, the alphabet of slurs, a seasonal surge in TF hate, recasting the main character of TikTok, drug hardos, the stalking IRL to bullied URL pipeline, Moneyball date night sabermetrics, conversing with women like it’s a podcast, the best sandwiches in the game right now, applying architectural principles to your lunch, cold cut labias, a smorgasboard of big brain food takes, wholesome ice cream talk inspired by the king of soft serve and much more. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.