*PATREON PREVIEW* Fly Yuppie Scum

How do you do fellow young urban professionals? This week, Jimmy and Larry are both upward and mobile as they tackle TF’s biggest merch drop of the summer, the yuppie trend du jour, prestigious pants, Bennifer and matching with celebs on dating apps before playing another round of the Afters with themselves, including, but not limited to: hair, the Middle East, moving, wardrobe resets, infographics, deleting tweets, menthols, sobriety, vip treatment, shitting your pants, loafers, dicks, sunglasses, condoms, extending your pet’s life and much more.