Comedy- One Liners # 1

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Taken from Proverbs, Words of Wisdom, by Alice O’Neil
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Speaker 1 (0s): Como status, amigo, welcome back to the podcast. I thought we'd try a little, something fun, something new, something borrowed something blue. Ah, what are we getting married? What's going on there? All right. Let's do so some Proverbs today let's knock out a few of these things are kind of fun. I enjoy being able to have some of these in my arsenal. And I've got a few friends that have reached out to me and told me how much they really enjoy him. 

Therefore, I want to do what you guys like. I want to give you what you want. So I thought I'd give you a double shot Of these here. Proverbs. I'm going to start off with richer and poorer money. If the best things in life are free. What is so many people think that money makes the world go round and that money is power. Maybe it's because he who pays the Piper calls the tune and money makes dogs dance, or maybe it's as simple as money talks because money doesn't grow on trees. 

And there's no such thing as a free lunch, save it carefully. As many a Mikel makes a miracle and a penny saved is a penny earned for money has a way of taking wings. Sometimes though it's important to spend in for a penny in for a pound they say, but please try to get the money. Honestly, if you can richer watch out for when money is not a servant, it's a master and any gardener will tell you that good soil is worth more than gold. 

You may be happier if you stay where there are songs and go where poor people entertain with the heart, because it's always the idiots who have money. Despite the fact that a fool and his money are soon parted. Remember half of something is better than all of nothing but money. Isn't everything. So although every bird loves its nest. It's funny how money can buy you a house, but not a home and never forget when you die. 

You can't take it with you for you make a living from what you get. You make a life from what you give. And even the poorest man has the sun and the stars, moderation money. Won't solve all your problems, but having enough is better than having too much for the bigger your roof. The more snow at collects and many donkeys mean a lot of hay. 

Admittedly, there's one law for the rich, another for the poor, but more slaves make some more thieves. So better, a small deal than a long coral and better your own copper than another man's gold that's because money is the root of all evil. And when money speaks, the truth stays silent. Remember all that glitters is not gold and pearls are worth nothing in the desert. 

You know, a bird wouldn't sing. If it knew how poor it is. So always count your blessings. Poor life for the poor, it can be tough for the Satan. Do not see the hungry and every rock strikes the feet of the poor. Indeed. Beggars can't be choosers for a man with no money can do no nothing in a market lovers should bear in mind. 

That love does much, but money does more. And when money goes out, the door love, flies out the window. It's the same in Alaska where, unless you're the head Husky, the view stays much the same because a man with no bread has no authority, which is why small fish never sleep honor. 

And shame honor, honor. Once lost, never returns for honor cannot be bought, which is why a good name is the best treasurer of all. It's better to be poor with honor than rich with shame. And it's also better to deserve honor and have none than have honor and not deserve it. The measure of honor is in the person giving it. So there's no honor for an Eagle in vanquishing, a dove, but there is honor among fees for the thief thinks all men are like himself. 

Do not lose honor through fear for a whole is more honorable than a patch and where there is no honor. There is no dishonor. Great honors can be great burdens for honor and reward are indifferent Sachs. So all in all honor is better than honors. Remember a prophet is not without honor save in his own country. So keep your boasts until the battle for honor, often only blossoms in the grave. 

Respect in matters of integrity. Honesty is the best policy for when a monkey can't reach a right banana. He says it isn't sweet since we are all guardians of our own honor. If you've only a day to live, spend half of it in the saddle for it is better to die on your feet than live on your knees and pay attention. He, that respects not is not respected. 

So respect others. If you want to be respected because respect is mutual. Remember there is no shame in learning and if you understand danger, you'll not feel it, which is lucky as the more the danger, the greater the honor for no strength within no respect without of course, none, but the brave deserve the fair. So remember, every slip is not a fall and it is better to retire and honor than advance in disgrace. 

Shame. Shame is a complex, a clean conscious makes a good pillow, but guilt is good for you for if you fear, shame, you fear sin. Thus someone who fears, no shame comes to know honor. Any person with no shame has no conscious as no. Sin is hidden to the soul. So light a candle rather than curse the darkness and be warned that along. 

Silence makes a big noise. Take note, dirty feet, stay in the carpet and shame lasts longer than poverty. So if you lie down with dogs, you'll get up with fleas just as one scabby sheep infects a thousand. Just remember do your mouth. Won't stink. If you don't eat garlic, take note a fif a King until he's caught because necessity knows no law. And sometimes it's just either thrown or coffin. 

Indeed shame can kill many lay there's shame on the backs of others for a man with an ill name is half hanged. Shame on you. Well, this shame, love and lament love take heat. One cannot love and be wise for love is blind and love can make you blind and deaf as love enters, man, through his eyes and women through her ears. 

Indeed, the first love letters are written with the eyes after what a letter from the heart can be read on the face. No wind is too cold for lovers. And when one is in love, a cliff becomes a meadow for love, makes the impossible possible and love understands all languages. Remember the heart sees further than the head, which is why a life with love is happy in life for love is foolish and it's best to have one thread for the needle. 

One love for the heart. Interestingly love can't grow garlic, but garlic can grow love. So food before romance for the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. And love has to be shown by deeds. Not words like the son give more love than you receive for love, begets love, and he loving heart has no equal. Indeed. Goodness of heart is more important than appearance in love. 

Beggar and King are equal for all this fair in love and war and the heart that loves is always young. Sometimes stolen sugar is the sweetest. Although for many, a mother's love is best of all. There's someone for everyone, even amended lid for a cracked pot. And since love makes the world go round, of course, love will find a way lament a broken hand can work, but your broken heart can't as all too often. 

Those who love us make us cry. And although you can suffer without love you, can't love without suffering. Love is a despot who spares n...