TST 2/3/23 - It's a Fat World After All

Apparently the average American is now too fat to even enjoy an amusement park. Super Nintendo World's Mario Kart requires a waistline of less than 40 inches to ride, but since the average American is exceeding this limit they may be unable to ride. In other words, they are literally too big for an amusement park. Disney reported the same in 2007 on how ‘It’s a Small World’ needed an overhaul because Americans are overweight, and thus forcing boats to bottom out. Even cars are being overloaded by too much weight on average, blowing out tires. Americans are even too big to fight in the military, as was famously expressed by Major General Allen Batschelet. And Americans are having a hard time going out to eat because they are so large, even though ironically eating out leads to obesity. This is sad, chronic, and proof of a decadent society gone overboard, or at least over the side. It is one of the greatest threats to national security not just in the U.S. but for any nation in the world. Being so big also means you consume more resources, food, water, energy, etc., something environmentalists never address. Likewise, since nearly half of all black people are obese there should be some consideration for how devastated those communities are as a result of disproportionate ad-spending. But no matter your size or color there are numerous contributing factors which cultivate extreme sloth and apathy, resulting in a people being conquered without need for bullets and bombs .

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