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Amy and Riley discuss Stassi Schroeder and Beau Clarke Schroeder having sex in Hartford's ball pit after her first birthday, Fyre Festival Featuring Amy and Riley from Turtle Time, Hannah Berner and Paige DeSorbo's new book on the New York Times Bestseller List, Alex Baskin on the Nick Viall podcast, and even more news than that. (00:00 - 23:23)
We then discuss the latest wonderful episode of Summer House - season 9, episode 11 - "Reading Between the Tanlines". (23:23)
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Amy and Riley discuss George Clooney's new hair, Mia Thornton leaving Real Housewives of Potomac, Garcelle and Sutton's fractured relationship, Joe Exotic getting married, and Tom Schwartz' new podcast, Detox Retox. (00:00 - 34:30)
We then discuss the latest episode of The Valley (season 2, episode 2) - "The Cauchi Homestead". (34:30)
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Garcelle Beauvais' exit from RHOBH, Taylor Ann Green leaving Southern Charm, Lisa Vanderpump's latest US Weekly interview, and many other updates that you will definitely consider as news. (00:00 - 29:35)
We then discuss the season 2 premiere of The Valley - "What Hath Jax Wrought?". (29:35)
We then discuss the latest wonderful episode of Summer House - season 9, episode 10 - "Hope Lodge". (1:41:35)
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the Blue Origin space flight, Coachella fever, the RHOSLC and Below Deck crossover, Tom Schwartz' interview on the E! News red carpet, The Baldwins, and so much more stuff that you'll definitely feel like you listened to Amy and Riley talk about news. (00:00 - 37:27)
And then we discuss the Real Housewives of Atlanta - season 16, episode 6 - "Kenya Moore Twirls Down to Hell". (37:27)
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Tom Schwartz and Katie Maloney eat pizza in bed.
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Ally Lewber's interview on the The Viall Files, Seth Rogen announcing his favorite Vanderpump Rules cast member while eating chicken wings, as well as other newsworthy updates. (00:00 - 21:05)
We then discuss the latest beautiful episode of Summer House - season 9, episode 9 - "Breaking Bread". (21:05)
As well as Part 2 of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season 14 reunion. (1:18:15)
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the sale of Rocco's West Hollywood and what that means for Brittany Cartwright, Paige DeSorbo's New York Times article, and even more than that! (00:00 - 15:30)
We then discuss the final part of the Southern Charm season 10 reunion and our thoughts on the season overall. (15:30)
And finally, we talk about the Real Housewives of Atlanta - season 16, episode 5 - "What's Lower Than Hell?". (1:04:55)
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In this conversation, the hosts discuss various trending topics including Erin Lichy's controversial parenting moment, Brittany Cartwright's pop-up restaurant plans, and the Southern Charm reunion. They also touch on Bravo conspiracy theories, Paige DeSorbo's feature in the New York Times, and upcoming shows in the reality TV landscape. The discussion is lively and filled with humor, reflecting on the absurdities of celebrity culture and reality television.
In this episode, the hosts delve into various themes surrounding the reality show Southern Charm, including personal confessions, relationship dynamics, and reflections on the show's legacy. They discuss the impact of substance use on honesty, the evolution of characters over the seasons, and the challenges of body image portrayed in the show. The conversation also touches on dating experiences and the significance of engagement rings, culminating in a humorous hypothetical scenario involving Homer experiencing modern cinema. In this segment of the conversation, the hosts delve into the complexities of relationships within the Southern Charm cast, particularly focusing on Craig's missteps and temper. They discuss the impact of Craig's behavior on his friendships and public perception, as well as the dynamics of accountability among the cast members. The conversation culminates in reflections on the reunion and the future of the show, highlighting the need for growth and change within the cast.
The conversation delves into the dynamics of the Real Housewives franchise, focusing on Kenya's controversial actions and their repercussions on the cast and the show. The hosts discuss the emotional struggles of Brit, the impact of Kenya's confessionals, and the fallout from a dramatic speech that left the cast in shock. They also touch on health awareness and personal reflections, emphasizing the importance of self-care.
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Riley interviewing Brittany Cartwright and Jason Caperna, Lisa Vanderpump on the Hot Mic podcast, Victoria Lee Robinson and Tom Sandoval having sex after eating oysters, and much more! (00:00 - 30:55)
We then discuss the latest wonderful episode of Summer House - season 9, episode 8 - "Lexi and Jesse Make It Official". (30:55)
As well as Part 1 of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season 14 reunion. (1:18:35)
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart making out on the New York City Subway as well as the current slate of plays on Broadway. (00:00 - 6:15)
We then discuss Part 1 of the Southern Charm season 10 reunion. (6:15)
And finally, we talk about the last two episodes of Real Housewives of Atlanta - season 16, episode 3 and episode 4 - "The Man in the Basement" and "A Brit Too Much" (55:20)
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Amy and Riley discuss Burt Schwartz moving to Los Angeles.
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Amy and Riley discuss what contemporary Oscar-winning films Lisa Vanderpump would enjoy.
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Teresa Giudice and Luis Ruelas owing 3 million dollars to the government and Garcelle Beauvais leaving RHOBH after 5 seasons. (00:00 - 15:30)
We then discuss the latest wonderful episode of Summer House - season 9, episode 7 - "What Did Jesse Solomon Do". (15:30)
As well as the delightful season 14 finale of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - "The Coordinated Attack Against Sutton Stracke" (1:09:25)
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the trailer for Vanderpump Villa season 2 and whether or not West Wilson's penis popped out of his underwear on last week's episode of Summer House. (00:00 - 21:27)
We then discuss the horrendous season 10 finale of Southern Charm - "The Legend of Shep William Rose". (21:27) as well as the Summer House and Southern Charm after shows.
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the Southern Charm season 10 reunion trailer, the reason Jax Taylor got fired from Vanderpump Rules, and fashion at the iHeart Awards. (00:00 - 26:45)
We then discuss the latest wonderful episode of Summer House - season 9, episode 6 - "Craig on Trial at Sea. (26:45)
As well as the horrendous episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - season 14, episode 16 - "Sutton on Trial at Sea" (1:22:20)
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the new crop of Bravolebrity memoirs, Tom Cruise finding love, and the latest Vanderpump Rules reboot news. (00:00 - 20:50)
We then discuss the latest episode of Southern Charm - season 10, episode 14 - "Enough Tears to Fill Up an Ocean". (20:50)
And finally, we talk about the latest episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta - season 16, episode 2 - "Much Ado about Dennis and Drew". (1:15:40)
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In this lively conversation, hosts Riley Hamilton and Amy discuss the latest celebrity news, including Tom Cruise's rumored romance with Anna De Armas, the enigmatic nature of Cruise's life, and the humorous aspects of Scientology. They also delve into the upcoming season of Vanderpump Rules, the emergence of new Bravo podcasts, and the dynamics of relationships in Southern Charm, particularly focusing on Craig and Paige's evolving connection.
In this episode of Southern Charm, the conversation delves into the complexities of relationships, recovery, and personal growth. Craig's journey to sobriety is highlighted, showcasing the support he receives from Paige. The dynamics of sibling relationships are explored, particularly through Austin's interactions with his sister. Madison shares joyful news about her family, while Vanita navigates her budding relationship with JT. The planning of a summer soiree brings the group together, and Molly and Taylor's friendship evolves. Shep's heartbreak and healing process are discussed, alongside Sally's decision to remove her breast implants. The episode concludes with Paige and Craig's relationship dynamics and the brewing drama surrounding Venita's call about JT.
In this conversation, the hosts delve into the intricate dynamics of loyalty, trust, and drama within the reality TV shows Southern Charm and Real Housewives of Atlanta. They explore the complexities of relationships, misunderstandings, and the fallout from accusations, while also anticipating the upcoming finale and reunion episodes. The discussion highlights the challenges faced by the cast members as they navigate personal struggles and shifting alliances, ultimately revealing the messy nature of reality television.
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Riley and Amy discuss Carl Radke's upcoming memoir, Cake Eater.
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss The Valley season 2 trailer, Tom Sandoval being on the cover of US Weekly, and Dorit Kemsley countering the claims that she doesn't pay people that work for her. (00:00 - 28:00)
We then discuss the latest wonderful episode of Summer House - season 9, episode 5 - "Red Flags and Dirty Rags". (28:00)
As well as the horrendous episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - season 14, episode 15 - "Dorit and Sutton Revisited" (1:20:24)
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In this conversation, Riley and Amy discuss the recent trailer for Season 2 of 'The Valley,' sharing their expectations and reactions. They delve into the dynamics of parenting as portrayed in reality TV, particularly how children are integrated into the drama. The conversation shifts to the tumultuous relationship between Jax and Brittany, highlighting the drama surrounding their marriage. They also touch on new engagements, particularly Kristen and Luke's, and the ongoing controversy surrounding Tom Sandoval. The discussion includes Dorit's glam drama and wraps up with a recap of 'Summer House,' focusing on the evolving dynamics among the cast, especially Lindsay's pregnancy and her relationship with Turner.
In this episode, the hosts discuss various themes surrounding relationships, accountability, and personal growth within the context of the reality show 'Summer House.' They explore the dynamics of fan loyalty, the challenges of honesty in relationships, and the impact of jealousy. The conversation also touches on cultural differences in dating and social interactions, as well as the influence of producers on the narrative. The hosts reflect on the characters' struggles with body image, vulnerability, and the complexities of modern dating culture, all while maintaining a humorous and engaging tone.
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss King Charles III's Apple Music playlist, Brittany Cartwright's response to Jax Taylor's Hot Mic interview about his cocaine addiction, Tamra Judge leaving RHOC, James Kennedy taking a selfie with Andrew Tate and his brother, and the simmering online feud between Lindsay Hubbard and West Wilson (00:00 - 47:50)
We then discuss the latest episode of Southern Charm - season 10, episode 13 - "A Necklace for Sienna". (47:50)
And finally, we talk about the Season 16 premiere of the Real Housewives of Atlanta. (1:31:50)
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In this lively conversation, hosts Riley Hamilton and Amy discuss a range of topics from King Charles' music playlist to the latest drama in the Bravo universe, including revelations from Brittany and Jax's podcast and James Kennedy's controversial choices. They also touch on the finale of 'The Traitors' and speculate on celebrity dynamics within reality TV. In this conversation, Riley and Amy delve into various aspects of reality TV, focusing on the dynamics of shows like 'Traitors' and 'Summer House.' They discuss game design improvements, contestant interactions, and the impact of personal issues on reality TV narratives. The conversation also touches on the evolution of reality shows, Instagram feuds, and the generational shifts affecting the genre. They express concerns about the future of reality TV and the balance between personal lives and entertainment.
In the Southern Charm segment, the conversation delves into the complexities of relationships, particularly focusing on emotional disconnects, group dynamics, and the significance of gift-giving. The speakers analyze the interactions between Shep and Sienna, highlighting the lack of mutual understanding and the impact of generational differences. They also discuss the importance of friendship and support during tough times, as well as the challenges of defining relationships in a modern context. The episode culminates in a confrontation that reveals deeper issues of self-improvement and personal growth among the group. In this conversation, Amy and Riley delve into the emotional reunion of Craig and Austin, exploring themes of sobriety, friendship, and personal growth. They discuss Craig's struggles with alcohol and his journey towards a healthier lifestyle, highlighting the importance of support from loved ones.
The conversation then transitions to the premiere of the Real Housewives of Atlanta, where they analyze the new cast dynamics and the challenges faced by returning members. Overall, the discussion captures the essence of personal transformation and the complexities of relationships in the reality TV landscape.
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Riley discusses Brady Corbet's film, The Brutalist.
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Jax Taylor opening up about his cocaine addiction. (00:00 - 35:35)
We then discuss the latest episode of Summer House - season 9, episode 4 - "Lindsay Hubbard's Gender Reveal Treasure Hunt". (35:35)
As well as the latest episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - season 14, episode 14 - "A Hilton Unhinged" (1:25:30)
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the Oscars, and Tom Schwartz not wanting to name a restaurant after himself again. (00:00 - 18:20)
We then discuss the latest episode of Southern Charm - season 10, episode 12 - "Rose Island". (18:20)
And finally, we talk about Part 3 of the Real Housewives of Potomac season 9 reunion. (1:05:50)
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Amy and Riley discuss The Traitors and if Stassi Schroeder's passion for murder would make her want to join the show.
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley talk for 20 minutes about the new show, The Baldwins, and then discuss Karen Huger being sentenced to prison for her DUI as well as Kelly Bensimon's dream RHONY cast. (00:00 - 33:30)
We then discuss the latest episode of Summer House - season 9, episode 3 - "Hannah Berner's Revenge". (33:30)
As well as the latest episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - season 14, episode 13 - "Caftan Dreams and Caviar Wishes" (1:21:50)
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the SAG awards, Ariana Madix appearing on the show "Will Trent" and the latest Justin Baldoni / Blake Lively news. (00:00 - 17:25)
We then discuss the first two parts of the wonderful Real Housewives of Potomac season 9 reunion. (17:25)
And then we discuss the latest episode of Southern Charm - season 10, episode 11 - "Bahama Promises". (1:02:50)
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Schwartz' triplet brothers - Burt, Billy, and Brandon - get stunning haircuts and new suits.
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley talk about someone finally checking on Scheana Shay, Ben Stiller letting his thoughts be known about RHOBH, and much more than that. (00:00 - 25:05)
We then discuss the latest episode of Summer House - season 9, episode 2 - "Lindsay Lowers the Steaks". (25:05)
As well as the latest episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - season 14, episode 12 - "Dorit's Shitty Fourth of July Party" (1:19:50)
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Paige DeSorbo and Craig Conover entering a new level or horror post-breakup, and we discuss the upcoming Dan Brown book - "The Secret of All Secrets". (00:00 - 17:35)
We then discuss the latest episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - season 14, episode 11 - "Light in Augusta" (17:35)
And then we discuss the latest episode of Southern Charm - season 10, episode 10 - "The Sienna and Shep Saga". (1:05:35)
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It's Valentine's Day, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs and we got shot by Cupid's arrow. On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the season 9 premiere of Summer House as well as Lindsay Hubbard's appearance on Watch What Happens Live.
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the highlights from the Super Bowl, the latest updates on the Craig Conover and Paige DeSorbo break-up, and some of the highlights from Carl Radke's Nick Viall interview. (00:00 - 33:45)
We then discuss part 3 of the season 5 reunion of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - "To Burn It With Barlow". (33:45)
And then we discuss the latest episode of Southern Charm - season 10, episode 9 - "The Drunkest Boy at Boys Night". (1:08:45)
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James gets angry when he finds out that Lala and Logan ate a huge portion of Raquel's pasta while he was DJing.
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the latest Craig Conover and Paige DeSorbo news, the Denise Richards spin-off, and send positive thoughts to Marcus Jordan. (00:00 - 21:15)
And then we discuss the wonderful Real Housewives of Potomac season 9 finale - "For All The Dogs" along with the penultimate episode from last week (21:15)
We then discuss the latest episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - season 14, episode 10 - "A Decade with Dorit" (1:11:50)
We then finally and with the least amount of energy, we discuss part 2 of the Real Housewives of New York City season 15 reunion - "All's Well That Ends Well" (1:53:50)
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley talk about all of their favorite Grammy moments, the latest in the ongoing Paige and Craig saga as well as the latest in the Baldoni / Lively feud. (00:00 - 21:00)
We then discuss part 2 of the season 5 reunion of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - "A Type of Suffering". (21:00)
And then we discuss the latest episode of Southern Charm - season 10, episode 8 - "Beers on my Pillow". (56:45)
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Taylor Swift's plans to dunk Travis Kelce in a jug of Gatorade, the upcoming Super Bowl commercials including one potentially featuring Something About Her, and Jesse Solomon expressing interest in dating Paige DeSorbo. (00:00 -24:15)
Riley then tells Amy a little bit about this week's episode of Real Housewives of Potomac. (24:15)
And then, we discuss the latest episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - season 14, episode 9 - "Once More About the Text, My Friend" (28:50)
And then, we discuss Part 1 of the Real Housewives of New York City season 15 reunion, (1:12:05)
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley talk about the rumors that Paige DeSorbo is dating a new person, the latest Justin Baldoni and Blake Lively news, and then Harrison Ford metaphorically "seeing red" and becoming red as Marvel's new "Red Hulk". (00:00 - 20:10)
We then discuss part 1 of the season 5 reunion of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - "The Jeweler's Code". (20:10)
And then we discuss the latest episode of Southern Charm - season 10, episode 7 - "The Royal American". (01:14:55)
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Jax and Brittany host a housewarming party and hope that someone doesn't play the audio recording of him talking to Faith after he cheated on Brittany with her.
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Joe Exotic not getting a pardon, Bethenny Frankel watching Riley's TikTok, and the latest news about the Justin Baldoni and Blake Lively scandal. (00:00 - 15:55)
And then, we discuss the shocking, instantly iconic Real Housewives of New York City season 15 finale - "Paradise Lost" (16:00)
We then discuss the latest episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - season 14, episode 8 - "Let's Talk About The Text More" (1:12:30)
We then finally and with the least amount of energy, we discuss the latest dull episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac - season 9, episode 15 - "The Gordon and Ray Show" (1:53:20)
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss getting a pardon from Former President Biden, the Justin Baldoni / Blake Lively scandal, and also Ally Lewber officially moving out from James Kennedy's house. (00:00 - 29:15)
We then discuss the season 5 finale of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - "When All Is Said and Done". (29:15)
And then we discuss the latest episode of Southern Charm - season 10, episode 6 - "Making a Splash". (01:32:35)
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Dorinda Medley telling everyone that Lindsay Hubbard had a miscarriage, Tom Sandoval's altruism, Jen Shah getting out of prison early, and much more stuff that everyone will love! (00:00 - 22:05)
We then discuss the latest episodes of the Real Housewives of Potomac - season 9, episodes 13 + 14 - "Panama Trip" (22:05)
And then we discuss the latest episodes of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - season 14, episode 6 + 7 - "From the Viper Room to the Middle Valley Chuck E. Cheese". (43:05)
And then finally, we discuss Real Housewives of New York City - season 15, episode 13 + 14 - "The Death of Fun Part 1 and 2" (01:34:50)
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Brittany's friends cast a hex on Jax Taylor to punish him for his infidelity.
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For the first time ever, Amy and Riley unlock the gates of Villa Rosa to provide the Little Turtle Cutie community with this free, full-length episode from our Patreon. Sit back and enjoy the life of a Villa Rosa VIP as we recap Vanderpump Rules season 5, episode 12 - "Jax's Roast".
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After Jax Taylor admits to his infidelity, Brittany sentences him to rot in Hell for all eternity.
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Carl Radke's fun New Years Eve dinner with Meredith Marks, Jennifer Ayden's unfortunate experience at Jersey Mike's, and the sad end to Paige DeSorbo and Craig Conover's relationship. (00:00 - 25:05)
We then discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac - season 9, episode 12 - "The Panamanian Devil". (25:05)
And then we discuss the latest episode of Southern Charm - season 10, episode 4 - "Craig Conover's Keys to Happiness". (46:50)
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Get a sneak peek at the Villa Rosa VIP program with this exclusive clip from our Patreon!
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the shocking footage of Karen Huger's DUI arrest, Lisa Vanderpump questioning the paternity of Kristen Doute's unborn child, and the astounding box office success of Sonic 3. (00:00 - 27:55)
We then discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 5, episode 14 - "Toddy is Naughty". (27:55)
And then we discuss the latest episode of Southern Charm - season 10, episode 3 - "The JT Injustice". (59:30)
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the piping hot new trailer for Summer House season 9 as well as Al Pacino getting a little bit of lunch with Leonard DiCaprio. (00:00 - 16:15)
We then discuss this week's fun episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac - season 9, episode 11 - "Creature from the Love Lagoon." (16:15)
And then we discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - season 14, episode 5 - "Jennifer Tilly's House of Horrors". (44:45)
And then finally, we discuss this week's decent episode of the Real Housewives of New York City - season 15, episode 12 - "A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words" (01:11:25)
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the latest awful developments in the James Kennedy domestic violence scandal as well as Tom Sandoval and Victoria Lee Robinson's very public relationship turmoil. (00:00 - 39:37)
We then discuss this week's wonderful episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 5, episode 13 - "Bronwyn Joins the B-Squard". (39:37)
And then we discuss the shocking episode of Southern Charm - season 10, episode 2 - "A Madison in JT's Clothing". (01:12:40)
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Join us as we spend this week's Patreon episode discussing the James Kennedy tragedy, as well as parts one and two of the season 5 reunion.
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Lindsay Hubbard's interview with Alex Baskin, the Hawk Tua Crypto Coin crash, and Taylor Swift. (00:00 - 18:25)
We then discuss this week's horrendous episode of the Real Housewives of New York City - season 15, episode 11 - "A Room of One's Own." (18:25)
We then discuss this week's fun episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac - season 9, episode 10 - "Where There's a Will..." (43:00)
And finally, we discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - season 14, episode 4 - "The Secret in Kathy's Vault". (01:06:45)
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the end of Gypsy Rose and Ryan Anderson's marriage, Lindsay Hubbard giving birth to a child, Kristen Doute's baby gender reveal, and our thoughts on Leonardo Da Vinci. (00:00 - 25:05)
We then discuss this week's wonderful episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 5, episode 12 - "Bronwyn at the Bat Mitzvah". (25:05)
And then we discuss the powerful season 10 premiere of Southern Charm - "C'est Fini, JT". (01:14:15)
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In the season 5 finale of Vanderpump Rules, Bert, Billy, and Brandon watch their brother and Katie Maloney get married to each other.
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Happy December, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's buoyant episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the post-Thanksgiving Bravo landscape, as well as RHOSLC's Mary Cosby potentially saying a horrible thing about Lisa Barlow's son. (00:00 - 18:50)
We then discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac - season 9, episode 9 - "Darby V. Darby". (18:15)
And then we discuss another lackluster episode of the Real Housewives of New York City - season 15, episode 10 - "They Wore What!?". (44:05)
As well as this week's wonderful Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - season 14, episode 3 - "Two Ears, One Mouth". (01:15:35)
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Katie and Tom's wedding celebration seems perfect so far. But little do they know that Jax is having a lot of trouble coordinating the arrival of Tom's triplet brothers.
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Happy Thanksgiving, little turtle cuties! On today's sad episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the death of one of the most iconic reality television shows of all time, as well as Luann de Lesseps making out with Hugh Grant. (00:00 - 47:55)
We then discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac season 9, episode 8 - "Wendy's Second 40th Birthday". (48:00)
And then we quickly discuss the first good episode of the Real Housewives of New York City season 15, episode 9 - "The Bridge to OT IV". (01:10:20)
As well as the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season 14, episode 2 - "PK's Blinders". (01:37:55)
And then finally, we discuss the latest powerful episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 5, episode 10 - "The Curse at the Campground". (02:15:18)
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It's Turtle Time Breaking News! Amy and Riley react to the closing of Schwartz & Sandy's.
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Jax Taylor wants to surprise Tom Schwartz by flying out all of his triplet brothers to be there on his wedding day. But Jax is about to find out that not everything good comes in threes!
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Happy Friday, little turtle cuties! We're back with another episode of Turtle Time! Amy and I talk about the movie Wicked for 7 more minutes and then get right into our recap of Part 2 and Part 3 of the Real Housewives of Orange County season 18 reunion. (07:05)
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Amy seeing the film, Wicked, and the Wizard of Oz franchise as a whole, Jax Taylor getting into a car accident, and Jay Leno's tragic fall down a hill. (00:00 - 22:36)
And then we quickly discuss the latest horrible episode of the Real Housewives of New York City season 15, episode 8 - "The Leaky Pigeon Test". (22:36)
As well as the season 14 premiere of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season 14, episode 1 - "Sutton Gets Surreal". (00:42:40)
And then finally, we discuss the latest wonderful episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 5, episode 10 - "Breakfast at Mary's". (01:43:13)
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss John Krasinski being named the Sexiest Man Alive, Brittany Cartwright opening a new bar, Teddi Mellencamp cheating on her husband, the Wicked dolls that are causing the nation to panic, and much more! (00:00 - 26:11)
And then we break down another horrendous episode of the Real Housewives of New York City season 15, episode 7 - "Erin and Brynn Create Fake Storylines Because Their Show Is Horrible". (26:11)
As well as the latest wonderful episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac season 9, episode 6 - "Chiropractor Chaos!". (01:09:05)
And then finally, a wonderful episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 5, episode 9 - "Todd Gets Tired". (01:23:00)
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Lisa Vanderpump tests her hostess, Katie O'Malley, to see if she can handle being a server at SUR. Also, Tom and Katie are trying to enjoy their joint bachelor / bachelorette trip in the midst of relationship turmoil.
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Happy Friday, little turtle cuties! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss JT Thomas quitting Southern Charm before production wraps, the negative reaction to this season of RHONY, and the end of Real Housewives of Dubai. (00:00 - 25:30)
And then we break down another wonderful episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 15 episode 8 - "Don't Wake Toddy". (25:30)
As well as part 1 of the Real Housewives of Orange County season 18 reunion season. (01:09:55)
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Welcome back, God's babies! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Bethenny Frankel's reaction to the election and no other news except for that. (00:00 - 12:35)
And then we break down another horrendous episode of the Real Housewives of New York City season 15 episode 6 - "Erin Starts a Mescal Business" (12:35)
As well as the latest wonderful episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac season 9, episode 5 - "A Horrible Breakfast". (01:00:25)
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Lisa Vanderpump knows the menu at SUR is perfect but that won't stop her from asking Chef Joe to put his cooking skills to the test to create three new entrees.
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We're back again, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! This episode is hot off the presses! Amy and Riley first discuss Amy seeing The Exorcist in theaters and they also talk about the Conclave fever that is sweeping the nation. (00:00 - 11:40)
And then Amy and Riley discuss the shit out of Real Housewives of Orange County season 18 episode 16 - "Sunday Roasted" as well as last night's season 18 finale. (11:40)
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the latest Vanderpump Rules news and the upcoming trailers for the new Southern Charm and Real Housewives of Beverly Hills seasons. (00:00 - 36:55)
And then we break down everything that happened on the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 5 episode 7 - "The Huzzbands" (36:55)
As well as the latest episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac season 9, episode 4 - "Bunking Beds and Butting Heads". (01:12:00)
And then finally but with the same amount of passion, Amy and Riley discuss the Real Housewives of New York City season 15 episode 5 - "The Clueless Party Episode" (01:32:15)
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the latest episode of Tom Sandoval's new podcast in which he discusses the issues he had with Billie Lee, Katie Maloney's new boyfriend, serial killers that have never been caught, and much more! (00:00 - 35:00)
And then we break down everything that happened on The Real Housewives of Potomac season 9, episode 3 - "Momma Knows Best". (35:07)
As well as the latest very boring episode of The Real Housewives of New York City season 15 episode 4 - "Match Point of No Return". (01:04:43)
And then finally but with the same amount of passion, Amy and Riley discuss the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 5 episode 6 - "Mob Wives and Bad Vibes" (01:33:33)
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Peter Madrigal finally realizes his dreams of becoming a producer by bringing his passion project, The Riven Destiny, to life. But will Tom Sandoval's performance as Commander Staka turn Peter's dream into a nightmare?
Also, Katie uses her power as a bride-to-be to demand that Ariana apologizes to Stassi.
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Tamra Judge's autism diagnosis, Big Jim Bellino's newest fling, the latest news on the final season of Vanderpump Rules, Katie Maloney's new boyfriend, and much more! (00:00 - 43:00)
And then we break down everything that happened on The Real Housewives of New York City season 15, episode 3 - "Dramamine Drama". (43:00)
As well as the latest wonderful episode of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S5 E5) - "Whitney Drew and Her Clues". (01:18:00)
And then finally but with the same amount of passion, Amy and Riley discuss the Real Housewives of Potomac season 9 episode 2 - "Double Trouble" (01:52:00) and the latest two episodes of the Real Housewives of Orange County. (02:12:15)
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This episode of Vanderpump Rules has everything - Ariana rides a horse! James gets hypnotized! Lisa finally paints the VIP room at SUR a perfect purple color! Jax gets frustrated when Brittany and her mother, Sherri, confront him about the rumors that he kissed his friend, John!
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Joker: Folie A Deux, Jen Shah getting out of prison early on good behavior, Bethenny Frankel's criticism of Kamala Harris' Call Her Daddy interview, and our final verdict on the Menendez Brothers case, and the latest updates on Vanderpump Rules' last season. (00:00 - 42:10)
And then we break down everything that happened on The Real Housewives of New York City season 15, episode 2 - "You Can Run But You Can't Ride'. (42:45)
As well as the latest wonderful episode of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S5 E4) - "The Epiphany". (01:30:19)
And then finally but with the same amount of passion, Amy and Riley discuss the latest season 9 premiere of The Real Housewives of Potomac. (02:05:08)
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Jax Taylor gets absolutely roasted at his 37th birthday party.
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the scary films they've been watching, Jax Taylor accidentally giving up custody of his son Cruz, Stassi Schroeder and Katie Maloney's Avatar-themed birthday party for Peter Madrigal, and much more! (00:00 - 45:00)
And then we break down everything that happened on the season 15 premiere of The Real Housewives of New York City. (45:00)
As well as the latest wonderful episode of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S5 E3) - "Basketball, Bobbleheads, and the Brow Girl". (01:27:30)
And then finally but with the same amount of passion, Amy and Riley discuss the latest episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (S18 E13) - "You Are Cordially Not Invited". (02:05:00)
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Kristen Doute performs a legendary sketch comedy showcase at the Hollywood Improv, but unfortunately she uses a photo of Jax Taylor's penis as one of the props. But that won't stop Katie Maloney from having her bridal shower in Eagle Rock!
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss going to the Megalopolis IMAX screening and their thoughts on the film, the latest troubling news regarding Diddy, Eric Adams getting indicted and what that means for the Big Apple's rat population, and much more! (00:00 - 01:02:00)
And then we break down every single thing that happened on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 5 episode 2 - "Walking a Tightrope". (01:02:06)
And then finally, Amy and Riley discuss the latest episode of Real Housewives of Orange County season 18 episode 12 - "The Elephant in the Room". (01:43:04)
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the continuing adventures of the Four Seasons Baby, Brat Fall, the future of Vanderpump Rules, Stassi Schroeder's New York Times bestselling book, the feud between Brock Davies and Jax Taylor, and even more than that. 00:00 - 56:29)
And then we break down every single thing that happened on the premiere episode of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 5. (56:29)
And then finally, Amy and Riley discuss the latest episode of Real Housewives of Orange County season 18 episode 11 - "Singled Out". (1:50:17)
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties! First off, sorry for Riley's audio. That will never happen again.
On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Jax Taylor renting an apartment, Kristen Doute and Luke Broderick getting engaged, The Valley season 2, Bill Murray's antics on set, and even more stuff that's similar in spirit to that. (00:00 - 51:38)
And then we break down every single thing that happened on the latest episode of Real Housewives of Orange County season 18 episode 10 - "Catfights and Catwalks". (51:40)
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We are back and this week we're discussing Vanderpump Rules season 5, episode 8 - "No Show". In this "bridge" episode of VPR, Jax Taylor is back on supplements and it's causing his breast to get lumps again. Also, James Kennedy has started drinking NyQuil.
And most importantly, Lala Kent wants to make sure she knows exactly who will be going on Ariana's birthday trip this year. She's pretty sure Tom and Ariana are going. But are Jax and Brittany going as well?
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Jax and Brittany's divorce, The Valley season 2, Lala Kent having her second baby, John Janssen and Alexis Bellino getting engaged, Vicki Gunvalson and Tamra Judge's feud, and even more than that! (00:00 - 59:29)
And then we break down every single thing that happened on the latest episode of Real Housewives of Orange County - "A Picture Worth a Thousand Words". (59:30)
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Stassi, Kristen, and Katie continue their reign of terror against Scheana. Also, Stassi confirms definitively that Jax is a sociopath.
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On this special episode of Turtle Time while Riley is on paternity leave - Amy and Riley discuss RHOBH's Amsterdam trip. If you want to join us on this journey, the Amsterdam trip is featured on RHOBH season 5 from episodes 15 - 18.
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In the wake of the terrorist attack on Pulse nightclub, Lisa and the cast of Vanderpump Rules stand strong and celebrate Pride.
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On this special episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley dive into one of the most iconic trips in Real Housewives history - RHONY's "Scary Island". If you want to join us on this journey, the "Scary Island" trip is featured on RHONY season 3 from episodes 11 - 13.
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Tom Schwartz gets cold feet and thinks deeply about whether or not he wants to be married to Katie until death do they part.
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Raygun's amazing Olympics performance, Stassi Schroeder on Vanderpump Villa season 2, Stassi Says, Jax Taylor's Cameo controversy, and Countess Luann's wonderful trip to Scotland with Tilda Swinton. (00:00 - 54:44)
And then we break down every single thing that happened on the Real Housewives of New Jersey special "Off the Rails" (54:45) as well as the latest two episodes of Real Housewives of Orange County. (01:15:49)
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James Kennedy is concerned about how thirsty some of the girls are around him, but he unfortunately doesn't have enough water to quench their thirst.
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Lindsay Hubbard's nursery, what the season finale of RHONJ means for the future of the franchise, Riley watching Absolute Power before bed, and much, much more. (00:00 - 44:38)
And then we break down every single thing that happened on the Real Housewives of New Jersey season 14 finale. (44:39)
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Katie calls it like she sees it in terms of seeing Lala as someone who is dating a married woman. Also, Tom Schwartz gets his revenge on Jax and Tom by making them eat steaks that he put in his ass.
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the Olympics, the future of cinema, Jax Taylor checking in to a mental health facility, and even more than just those things. (00:00 - 49:15)
And then we break down every single thing that happened on The Real Housewives of Orange County (54:22) and The Real Housewives of New Jersey - S14 E12 (01:46:42)
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The staff at SUR are still reeling from Kentucky Muffin-Gate. But will this turmoil affect World Dog Day?
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Twisters in 4DX, Brat Summer, Justin Timberlake as well as the latest RHONJ news and Teresa Guidice's call for less hate in Bravo universe. (00:00 - 56:49)
And then we break down every single thing that happened on The Real Housewives of New Jersey - S14 E11 (56:50).
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Summer may just be getting started, but it's already hot as hell at SUR! Join Amy and Riley as we discuss the wonderful season 5 premiere of Vanderpump Rules.
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Tom Sandoval suing and unsuing Ariana Madix, Chef Penny suing Something About Her, Jax and Ramona making love to each other, the new film, Long Legs, and much, much more. (00:00 - 50:43)
And then we break down every single thing that happened on The Real Housewives of Orange County - S18 E2 (53:44) as well as a a discussion about the current state of the Real Housewives of New Jersey. (01:40:49)
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Amy and Riley discuss all three parts of the chaotic season 4 reunion and say goodbye to another wonderful season of Vanderpump Rules.
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss all of the Bravo news that we missed while we were on vacation - Lindsay Hubbard's new boyfriend, Bethenny Frankel running around the Hamptons, and much, much more. (00:00 - 35:20)
And then we break down every single thing that happened on the wonderful Season 18 premiere of The Real Housewives of Orange County. (39:55)
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The season 4 finale of Vanderpump Rules is here! Lisa Vanderpump lets all of her employees celebrate Tom and Katie's engagement party at her home. Kristen gives a wonderful speech to honor her two friends, and James shows off his handmade version of the Pump Sessions album he's been working on. The feeling of love and camaraderie carries with them to SUR, where most of the cast members decide to move forward and forgive each other.
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties. Turtle Time is on vacation! On this week's pre-recorded episode, Amy and Riley finally take on Jax and Brittany Take Kentucky and marvel in its power and beauty.
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Lisa Vanderpump will let Katie use Villa Rosa for her engagement party, but will not allow Kristen and Stassi to come. Tom Sandoval and his friend shoot a music video for their hit song, Touch in Public. And also, for some reason, Jax decides that he really wants to end his relationship with Brittany.
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Amy and Riley are on summer vacation, but you won't even notice as they discuss their delightful experience at Something About Her and also uncover the secrets of Vanderpump Rules season 11.
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Katie and Stassi test the waters of becoming friends again despite Scheana, Jax, and Lisa's warnings.
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Riley and Amy discuss the first six episodes of Real Housewives of New Jersey season 14 and the state of RHONJ as a franchise.
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All hell breaks loose at the beach when Ariana finds out that Kristen Doute performed untrained and unsanctioned sketch comedy at a comedy club.
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On today's special episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the shocking final part of the Summer House season 8 reunion. What a wild Summer House journey we've all been a part of.
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Jax Taylor officially makes the claim that he's the number 1 guy in the group. Meanwhile the rest of the group is haunted by a ghost from their past.
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss part 1 of the Summer House season 8 reunion as well as The Valley finale.
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Amy and Riley Present: A Conversation with Summer House's West Wilson.
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We're back in the blog era, Villa Rosa VIPs! Katie is celebrating her new enterprise, Pucker and Pout, with a huge party. But unfortunately James, Lala, and Faith's invites seem to have gotten lost in the mail...
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley confidently discuss the Summer House season 8 finale.
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Riley and Amy discuss meeting West Wilson and him being one of the nicest people in human history, and then they discuss the war that is bubbling up between Loverboy and Spritz Society. (00:00 - 29:39)
And then they dive into the Vanderpump Rules season 11 reunion part 3 (30:00), and Summer House season 8 episode 14 - From Dusk till Donne. (1:53:17).
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Lisa Vanderpump admits to participating in a blackmail scheme to get Stassi's sex tape back so that one of her former employees won't sell it to tabloids.
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Riley and Amy discuss the opening of Something About Her, Riley reads a new installment of The Reality of a Scandal, they discuss Jesse Lally on Watch What Happens Live, and Riley going to Jax's Studio City. (00:00 - 34:54)
And then they dive into the Vanderpump Rules season 11 reunion part 2 (35:00), The Valley season 1 episode 10 (1:35:38), and Summer House season 8 episode 13 (2:22:15).
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As Tom Sandoval and Jax Taylor's birthday trip devolves into a drunken nightmare, Stassi Schroeder comes back into the Vanderpump Rules universe like a powerful beam of pure light.
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Riley and Amy discuss Kyle Richards seeing a mouse on her car, TurtleCon 2024, and much more. (00:00 - 26:32)
And then they dive into the Vanderpump Rules season 11 reunion part 1 (26:32) and then they give their brief thoughts on The Valley (1:49:46) and Summer House (2:17:53).
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Jax Taylor and Tom Sandoval show the world how two people can have the best birthday trip of all time.
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Riley and Amy discuss various fast food deals and stuff that you can buy at Dodger Stadium and then they talk about Lala Kent possibly becoming a cast member on The Valley (00:00 - 8:40)
And then they dive into the Vanderpump Rules season 11 finale and dissect it like nothing you could ever imagine (8:40) and then they give their brief thoughts on Summer House season 8 episode 11. (2:40:19).
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Stassi Schroeder has been seen skulking around SUR waiting for the perfect time to reclaim the group that she forsook. But she'll have to sit down with Lisa first...
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Riley and Amy discuss the film Challengers, Something About Her officially opening, Vanderpump Rules being put on pause, Riley's wife being put on the witness stand to defend Ariana Madix in the court of law against Rachel Leviss, and much more! (00:00 - 38:14)
And then they dive into the latest episode of Vanderpump Rules - season 11 episode 14 (38:14), The Valley - season 1 episode 7 (1:40:24), and then Summer House - season 8 episode 10 (2:10:00).
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Amy and Riley discuss Vanderpump Rules season 4, episode 10 - "No Strings Attached" - in which Jax and Lala decide to flirt with each other to an almost unfathomable degree, and Tom Schwartz pulls off an elaborate proposal at Rock & Reilly’s.
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Riley discusses going Chili's to get the famous Katie Maloney and Scheana Shay Espresso Martinis, and the Something About Her opening. (00:00 - 22:33)
And then they dive into the latest episode of Vanderpump Rules - season 11 episode 13 (25:33), The Valley - season 1 episode 6 (1:56:54), and then Summer House - season 8 episode 9 (2:40:05).
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Instead of cheating on their girlfriends in Vegas, Tom Schwartz and Tom Sandoval decide to get tattoos on their asses to honor their commitment to them.
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss all of the Real Housewives firings and dip into the Bravo Vault. (00:00 - 25:20)
And then they dive into the latest episode of Vanderpump Rules - season 11 episode 12 (25:20), The Valley - season 1 episode 5 (1:38:07), and then Summer House - season 8 episode 8 (2:09:16).
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Ariana wants to celebrate her 30th birthday weekend with the person she loves the most, but apparently there's like a huge construction yard in Vegas where you can like crush shit with bulldozers.
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss France, Notre Dame, Pirates of the Caribbean, the mid-season trailer of Summer House, and Jax and Brittany's faltering marriage. (00:00 - 32:31)
And then they dive into the latest episode of Vanderpump Rules - season 11 episode 11 (32:31), Summer House - season 8 episode 7 (1:18:34), and The Valley - season 1 episode 4 (1:50:55).
And finally, Amy and Riley discuss #ClayGate - the infamous moment from 2003 when Clay Aiken put his hand over Kelly Ripa's mouth and the fallout.
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James Kennedy continues his reign of terror upon the Vanderpump Rules universe, and Lisa Vanderpump shares the wonders of SUR Restaurant with 12 homeless teens.
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Jeremy Madix getting engaged and Jax Taylor criticizing Vanderpump Rules. (00:00 - 42:05)
And then they dive into the latest episode of Vanderpump Rules (season 11 episode 10), and The Valley (season 1, episode 3).
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Lisa Vanderpump planned two perfect parties for Gay Pride and she's expecting everything to run smoothly. But unbeknownst to her, James Kennedy is threatening to ruin everything by showing off all of the sexual-related bites he got after having sex with one of Lisa's employees.
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iI's a special episode, little turtle cuties. On this episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Vanderpump Villa (which airs Monday, April 1st on Hulu) and the latest beautiful episode of Summer House (Season 8 Episode 6) Start Your Engines.
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Chicago, Ariana Madix buying a $1.6M home near us, Candiace Dillard Bassett quitting Real Housewives of Potomac and even more than that. (00:00 - 37:27)
And then they dive into the latest episode of Vanderpump Rules (37:30), The Valley (02:26:12), and then honor everyone that took the Summer House challenge with us as well (02:38:19).
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Jax Taylor always considered himself the cock of the walk, but there's a new rooster in town - James Kennedy - that is constantly ruffling his feathers.
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It's Turtle Time After Dark, little turtle cuties! Amy and Riley stayed up late and discussed the latest episode of Vanderpump Rules (season 11 episode 8) and the premiere episode of The Valley.
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Amy and Riley overcame the Ides of March to bring you this very special recap of Vanderpump Rules. In this episode, Scheana hosts an intervention for her husband, Shay, and also James has a breakthrough in his couples' therapy session with Kristen.
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It's a special emegency episode, little turtle cuties. Amy and Riley discuss Summer House season 8 episode 4 and what it means for the future of Lindsay and Carl.
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the Oscars, The Valley trailer, Kate Middleton, Rachel Goes Rogue, and Kristen Doute saying she got thousands of dollars from Tom Sandoval on Paypal. (00:00 - 47:51)
And then they dive into the latest episode of Vanderpump Rules (53:42) and then they recap the latest episode of Summer House as well. (02:16:39)
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Scheana Shay lets her friends and Lisa know that she is experiencing some difficult issues in her marriage. But once those issues come to light, will Lisa still be able to start a rivalry between her SUR employees and her Pump employees?
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Amy and Riley unfortunately had a lot of issues recording remotely this week so the episode quality suffered tremendously. We almost didn't want to put this out, but we thought some Little Turtle Cuties might derive some ironic enjoyment out of seeing how badly things went. Ultimately we thought if we even prompted one smile or laugh it was better than putting nothing out.
So sorry for this one, Turtle Time community. We'll be back next week with a much better episode.
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Amy and Riley discuss a haunting scene where Tom and Ariana buy a new couch together.
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There's breaking news, little turtle cuties. On this episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Jax and Brittany's separation and the lawsuit Rachel Leviss has filed against Tom Sandoval and Ariana Madix. (00:00 - 38:38)
And then they dive into the latest episode of Summer House season 8 episode 2 (38:38) and then the lackluster Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion part 1. (01:31:13)
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the latest allegations against Andy Cohen and Bravo as well as the new trailer for The Valley. (00:00 - 44:11)
And then they dive into the latest episode of Vanderpump Rules season 11 episode 5 - Lake It or Break It. (46:10) the Summer House season 8 premiere (02:04:13) and the Beverly Hills finale. (02:37:52)
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This season of Vanderpump Rules has everything you could ever want. Lala is here! Brittany has come! Jax's Mom visits! There is so much power in VPR season 4, and Amy and Riley are ready to harness it all. So sit back and relax as they dive into season 4 and remain forever changed by what they witness.
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Tom Sandoval's New York Times profile and Rachel Leviss' latest episode of her podcast. (00:00 - 32:23)
And then they dive into the latest episode of Vanderpump Rules season 11 episode 4 - Dog Days of Summer. (32:23) And then discuss the state of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills franchise. (02:18:54)
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Amy and Riley are proud to present our first episode of Turtle Talk, in which we answer questions from our Little Turtle Cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs. We answered many of your most burning questions and hopefully provided moments of mirth and deep insight.
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss bindles, H**o code, Porsha Williams returning to RHOA, Winter House on pause, and the latest Summer House news. (00:00 - 42:12)
And then they dive into the latest episode of Vanderpump Rules - You're Not the Queen of the Group. (42:12)
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Amy and Riley discuss the powerful season 3 reunion and officially say goodbye to one of the best Vanderpump Rules seasons of all time.
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the RHONY casting rumors, Kandi leaving RHOA, the Grammy's, and then Riley reads part 3 of The Reality of a Scandal. (00:00 - 01:05:15)
And then they dive into the latest episode of Vanderpump Rules - The Ultimate Betrayal. (01:05:20)
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Tom Sandoval and Tom Schwartz on Nick Viall's podcast and Rachel Goes Rogue Chapter 5. And then Riley reads Part 2 of The Reality of a Scandal. (00:00 - 01:07:39)
And then they dive into the Vanderpump Rules season 11 premiere. (01:07:40)
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It's the Vanderpump Rules season 3 finale! In this episode, Lisa Vanderpump gathers all of her friends and employees to celebrate SUR's 10 year anniversary. Unbeknownst to her, the Vanderpump Rules cast members use this as an opportunity to discuss conflict with each other.
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the Scandoval Lifetime movie they're writing, the Oscars, Paul Giamatti, Stassi Schroeder declining to be on The Valley, and even more than that. (00:00 - 00:50:44)
And then they dive into part 3 of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 4 reunion (00:51:00), the final part of the Southern Charm season 9 reunion (01:50:04), and then latest episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (02:30:40).
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Jax Taylor finally unburdens his heavy soul and reveals to his friends that Tom Sandoval made love to Miami Girl. But when Scheana hears the truth, will she truly listen?
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the Vanderpump Rules season 11 premiere, Rachel Goes Rouge episode 2, The Valley trailer, the Kory and Sam break-up, and much more! (00:00 - 01:17:00)
And then they dive into the Southern Charm season 9 reunion part 1 (01:19:27), part 2 of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 4 reunion, (02:16:50), and the latest episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (02:59:24).
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Scheana's wedding fills the air with so much love that Tom Schwartz decides to give Katie a ring on a string.
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the Summer House season 8 trailer, Rachel Goes Rouge, the film Poor Things, the Golden Globes, and much more. (00:00 - 59:27)
And then they dive into the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 4 reunion (59:27), the season finale of Southern Charm (01:30:00), and the latest episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (02:17:00).
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Scheana and Shay decide to finally get married to each other and they have gathered all of their friends to celebrate. But if Lisa Vanderpump and all of her staff are at their wedding, who will be working at SUR?
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Gypsy Rose Blanchard being Stassi Schroeder's cousin, Lisa Vanderpump's new show, Vanderpump Villa, Tom Sandoval taking a photo with a tiger in Thailand, and much more! (00:00 - 59:14)
And then they dive into the stunning Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 4 finale (59:14), the latest episodes of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (02:07:14) and then last week's episode of Southern Charm. (02:39:45).
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Amy and Riley are ringing in the new year by recapping "Judgement Day". In this episode, Lisa has a sit down with Kristen Doute and decides her fate as a waiter at Sur. But will Kristen Doute let all old acquaintance be forgot?
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Happy holidays, our little turtle cuties. On this special day, Amy and Riley recap the "Miami Girl" episode of Vanderpump Rules and watch in horror as Tom Sandoval and Ariana Madix lie through their teeth about every aspect of the scandal. Make Christmas day extra special by spending time with Amy and Riley as they recap one of the most consequential episodes in Vanderpump Rules history.
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Happy holidays, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Patricia Altschul, Olivia Flowers, Elvis, January 6th, and much more!
And then, they dive into the Winter House season finale and reunion.
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Riley's trip to Schwartz and Sandy's and Jax's Studio City as well as the new details surrounding Scheana Shay and Tom Schwartz' mysterious kiss. (00:00 - 22:38)
And then, they dive into the latest episode of Southern Charm (22:38), and Ultimate Girls Trip: RHONY Legacy. (01:18:02).
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A house divided cannot stand and either can a restaurant. Even one as powerful as SUR. In this episode, Stassi isolates herself even further from the Vanderpump Rules cast when she loses the last friend she had left... And also Peter and Vail go on a date.
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Vanderpump Rules: A Decade of Rumors and Lies, the sneak peeks of Vanderpump Rules season 11, and Kim and Kroy Biermann's police body cam footage. (00:00 - 59:26)
And then dive into the latest episodes of Southern Charm (59:27), Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (01:30:07), Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (02:15:37), and Winter House (02:51:28).
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It's a Turtle Time Breaking News Report! Amy and Riley exhaustively discuss every aspect of the Vanderpump Rules season 11 trailer and officially enter the new Vanderpump Rules era.
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When Kristen Doute wishes death upon Ariana Madix, Tom Sandoval must do everything within in his power to stop it. Even if that means letting tears pour all over Miami...
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Alexis Bellino and John Janssen dating, Ariana Madix on Dancing with the Stars, and the start of a new Roxie Hart. (00:00 - 35:48)
And then dive into the latest episodes of Southern Charm (35:50), Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (01:10:25), Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (01:29:51), and Winter House (02:01:10).
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When a manager at Pump quits, Lisa must do the unthinkable - hire her daughter, Pandora, for a day. But will Pump ever recover from the loss?
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Tom Sandoval on Special Forces, Ariana Madix on Dancing with the Stars, NeNe Leakes distancing herself from the Reality Reckoning, and much more! (00:00 - 48:00)
Then they discuss Rachel Leviss going rogue (48:00), and then dive into the latest episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (01:02:33), the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (02:00:50), and Winter House (02:29:37).
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What happens in San Diego... could ultimately wreak havoc upon Lisa Vanderpump's restaurant empire and leave it in ruins.
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Leonardo DiCaprio owning a huge tortoise and that's why he dates younger women so that they can take care of it after he dies. (00:00 - 28:11)
Then they discuss the new season of Real Housewives of Potomac (30:30), the latest episode of Southern Charm (49:52), the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (01:38:43), and Winter House (02:03:48).
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Lisa Vanderpump must decide whether she should replace the nicoise with blackened seared ahi on Villa Blanca's menu...
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Vanderpump Rules season 11, Kristen Doute's shocking revelation about Tom Schwartz pouring a drink on Katie's head, the potential Tom Sandoval reappraisal, and much more! (00:00 - 38:15)
Then they discuss the latest episodes of Southern Charm (38:30), the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (01:14:18), the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (01:48:54), and Winter House (02:18:33).
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss BravoCon 2023, Bethenny Frankel's BravoCon response, and Lindsay Hubbard's Nick Viall interview. (00:00 - 50:10)
Then they discuss the latest episodes of Southern Charm (53:12), the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (01:38:15), the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (01:56:08), and Winter House (02:16:12).
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On Patreon, Amy and Riley present their full, completely candid BravoCon 2023 experience with all of the highs and horrific lows. We leave no stone unturned and no tea unspilled.
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Stassi will not stop until everyone in the world hates Jax as much as she does. But will that hatred affect the new SUR hostess, Vail, or will she instead fall in love with him?
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the Vanity Fair article detailing the horrors of Bravo, Bethenny Frankel's response, Ramona Singer's downfall, and Lindsay Hubbard's US Weekly interview.
Then they discuss the latest episode of Southern Charm, as well as this week's episodes of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Winter House, and then finally, the end of RHONY season 14.
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Lisa Vanderpump is summoning 50 Gay Mayors from all over the world to meet at Pump Restaurant. But will they want to attend when they find out Tom Schwartz might have cheated on Katie?
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the Mauricio Umansky and Emma Slater's dating rumors, Kyle Richards and Teddi Mellencamp on Watch What Happens Life, Ozempic, and even more than that. (00:00 - 52:00)
Then they discuss the season premiere of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (00:52:31), the latest episode of Southern Charm (01:33:30), the season premiere of Winter House (02:04:19), and then finally, the first part of the Real Housewives of New York City reunion (02:28:14)
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Jax Taylor tries to ruin Katie and Tom Schwartz' relationship by spreading fake rumors that she motorboated someone's penis at a party.
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the difference between horror and terror, the Chateau Marmont, Tom Sandoval on Special Forces, Riley's trip to Jax's Studio City, and even more than that! (00:00 - 44:00)
Then they discuss this week's episode of Southern Charm (44:04), the season finale of RHONY (01:28:35), and then finally the latest episode of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (02:06:10).
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Jax Taylor decides that he wants a new nose and not even Lisa Vanderpump can stop him. "Nose" matter how hard she tries...
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss scary monsters, Jax Taylor and Rachel Leviss' rival Ebay accounts, and much, much more. (00:00 - 32:00)
Then they discuss this week's episode of Southern Charm, RHOC, and RHOSLC, and then finally the latest episode of RHONY.
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It's the scariest month of the year, and Amy and Riley are back recapping a frightening episode of Vanderpump Rules.
When the cat is away, the mice will play! With Lisa Vanderpump's focus solely on her new restaurant, Pump, the children of SUR decide to wreak havoc while they still can.
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Tom Sandoval's latest podcast episode, Bethenny Frankel's continued reality reckoning, Stassi Schroeder's birth story, Jax and Kristen's spin-off show, and much, much more. (00:00 - 1:16:42)
Then they discuss this week's episode of Southern Charm (01:17:00), RHOC (01:41:45), and RHOSLC (02:06:01), and then finally the latest horrible episode of RHONY (02:36:55 in a run of horrible episodes.
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When a horrible fight breaks out at Robert Earl's beautiful bar, Lisa Vanderpump begins to lose faith in the people she trusted the most...
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NOTE: This episode was recorded remotely (powered by Riverside FM) so it sounds like absolute dog shit. This will never happen again after this. Please forgive us.
Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Tom Sandoval's appearance on the Masked Singer, Special Forces: World's Toughest Test, his new podcast, and Ariana's performance on Dancing with the Stars. (00:00 - 59:28)
Then they discuss this week's episode of Southern Charm (01:00:25), RHOSLC (01:35:40), and RHOC (01:57:50), and then finally the latest dismal episode of RHONY. (02:22:35)
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Vanderpump Rules season 3 starts off like a rocket ship going to the moon and Amy and Riley are hanging on for dear life!
Lisa Vanderpump's restaurant empire was almost completely destroyed when her employees found out that Kristen and Jax had made love to each other twice. Many wrote off SUR Restaurant for good, thinking that no one would ever want to eat or drink there again upon hearing this revelation.
But somehow - life found a way back to SUR, and Lisa's employees are starting to heal. All of them except for the one that matters most...
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties. Southern Charm is back and Amy and Riley are ready to be charmed. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Shannon Beador's DUI, their dream unauthorized BravoCon panel, Bethenny Frankel's response to last week's episode, the films of Nicole Holofcener, and much, much more. (00:00 - 01:01:05)
Then they discuss this week's episode of Southern Charm (01:08:00), RHOSLC (01:57:50), and RHOC (02:35:17), and then finally the latest dismal episode of RHONY. (02:57:13)
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Amy and Riley raise their glasses as high as humanly possible and officially say goodbye to Vanderpump Rules season 2 by recapping this explosive, powerful two-part reunion. This reunion is under the Turtle Time magnifying glass and we analyze every inch of it until there's absolutely nothing left to parse.
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the further fall of RadHouse aka the end of Lindsay Hubbard and Carl Radke's relationship, the Winter House season 3 trailer, Tom Sandoval on Masked Singer, Ariana Madix and Mauricio Umansky on Dancing with the Stars, Vicki Gunvalson being awarded a Wifetime Achievement Award, Frank Sinatra and much, much more. (00:00 - 01:08:11)
Then they discuss this week's episode of RHOSLC (01:09:40), RHOA (01:32:55), and RHOC (02:07:50), and then finally the latest dismal episode of RHONY and award the first ever Amy and Riley's Certified Stinker Award! (02:22:33).
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Amy and Riley recap the season two finale of Vanderpump Rules. In this iconic episode, Lisa Vanderpump has gathered all of her best friends together to celebrate Scheana's engagement to Mike Shay. But what should be a fun, celebratory event is soon desecrated by an unfathomable secret - a secret that could tear this wonderful group of friends apart and potentially topple Lisa's restaurant empire forever.
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the Vanderpump Rules season 11 finale party where a man wreaked havoc upon Kyle Chan's beautiful whiskey launch party, the further fall of RadHouse, Jax's new House of Villains show, Mauricio on Dancing with the Stars, and much more. (00:00 - 00:55:16)
Then they discuss this week's episode of RHOSLC (00:55:20), RHOC (01:36:56), and RHOA (1:54:56), and then finally the latest dismal episode of RHONY (02:17:24).
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Much like John Adams, Stassi Schroeder has come to an emotional crossroads when she learns that Kristen and Jax made love together twice while watching the Nicolas Winding Refn film, "Drive". Will Stassi take the road less traveled or will she succumb to her violent instincts? And will Lisa ever be able to repair the relationship between her best friends or will her restaurant empire finally topple from the weight of their bad decisions?
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley mourn the fall of RadHouse and the presumed end of Carl Radke and Lindsay Hubbard's relationship. They also discuss Craig Conover, Beyonce, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Vanderpump Rules, the films of Werner Herzog, and much more. (00:00 - 01:28:25)
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The ice is starting to crack beneath the cast of Vanderpump Rules. Tom Sandoval admits that he kissed Ariana at the Golden Nugget and it sends a shockwave through Sur. Will Lisa Vanderpump be able to contain the chaos or will it topple her restaurant empire forever?
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Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley greet each other perfectly and then dive in to Stassi Schroeder's analysis of the Rachel Leviss / Bethenny Frankel podcast. Amy and Riley then speculate if there is any possibility of a redemption arc for Rachel and offer advice of a potential way back for her.
Then they discuss this week's episode of RHONY (01:11:00), RHOC (02:16:00), and RHOA (02:36:50)
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Amy and Riley watch in pure bliss as the cast of Vanderpump Rules continue to party in Cabo. In this powerful episode, Kristen gives Lisa Vanderpump the ultimatum of a lifetime. An ultimatum that Kristen may never recover from...
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Amy and Riley are back and they are ready to emulate Bethenny Frankel and mention it all!
On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley greet each other after a long absence and then discuss Amy's New York trip and Jax's Studio City (00:00 - 22:08) and then discuss Bethenny Frankel's interview with Rachel Leviss. (22:08)
After that action-packed convo, they discuss this week's RHONY (01:46:20) and this week's RHOA. (02:20:18)
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Stassi has invited the cast of Vanderpump Rules to Cabo for her birthday and she wants to make sure everyone has the best time of their lives. Except for Scheana, Shay, Katie, and Jax. Pour yourself a michelada and listen as Amy and Riley recap the trip of a lifetime.
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While Amy is away, the turtles will play. This week, Amy and Riley face the hardest challenge in Turtle Time history - officially ranking and evaluating their top 10 housewives. Who will come out on top? Who will be ignored? Which four housewives will have their faces etched upon Mount Rushmore to replace the presidents? All of those questions will be answered on this very special episode of Turtle Time.
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Amy and Riley watch in pure pleasure as the Vanderpump Rules cast serve Lisa's friends one of the best dinners they've ever had and then watch in horror as Kristen gets the worst Tarot reading of her life.
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Welcome back, little turtles. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley greet one another and then discuss the Weinstein brothers, the secret to immortality, Tom Sandoval bringing photos of Raquel to his Special Forces show, and much, much more. (00:00 - 21:45)
Amy and Riley then discuss Real Housewives of New York (21:45), Real Housewives of Atlanta (00:59:02), and Real Housewives of Orange County (01:23:44)
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Stassi Schroeder is become Sherlock, solver of mysteries. And Amy and Riley revel in her powers of detection and talk about Barbie for 20 minutes.
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Welcome back, little turtles. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley greet one another and then discuss the latest Vanderpump Rules news, Jax and Brittany's Spin-Off, Oppenheimer, Barbie, and much more. (00:00 - 50:42)
Amy and Riley then discuss Real Housewives of New York (51:00), Real Housewives of Orange County (01:36:12), Luann and Sonya: Welcome to Crappie Lake (02:21:00), and Real Housewives of Atlanta (02:30:52)
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Amy and Riley watch in horror as Tequila Katie unleashes hell upon the cast of Vanderpump Rules.
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Welcome back, little turtles. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley say hello to each other and then discuss the latest Vanderpump Rules news, Wolf by Vanderpump, BravoCon, Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning Part One, and much more. (00:00 - 34:50)
Amy and Riley then discuss Real Housewives of New York (40:25), Luann and Sonya: Welcome to Crappie Lake (01:33:00), and Real Housewives of Atlanta (02:01:48) Real Housewives of Orange County (02:23:25)
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The angels of Sur Restaurant finally get their wings at Pride.
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Welcome back, little turtles. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley say hello to each other and then discuss Emo Nite, the latest Vanderpump Rules news, BravoCon, Catch Me If You Can, and much more. (00:00 - 1:03:43)
Amy and Riley then discuss Real Housewives of Atlanta (1:03:48), Real Housewives of Orange County (1:47:48), and Luann and Sonya: Welcome to Crappie Lake (2:14:07)
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Amy and Riley recap Guillermo celebrating the horniest 45th birthday in history.
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Welcome back, little turtles. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley greet each other warmly and then Riley discusses his back injury and then recounts his night at TomTom. (06:50)
Amy and Riley then discuss the Vanderpump Rules spin-off with Jax and Brittany (19:52) and then get breaking news about Kyle Richards and Mauricio separating. (48:10)
Amy and Riley then finally recap the first half of Real Housewives of Atlanta season 15. (01:10:03)
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Amy and Riley discuss the rise and fall of their favorite store, Kitson, their formative high school years watching The O.C., motion smoothing, and then finally and fully get into recapping the Vanderpump Rules episode - "Rumors" - in which a scandalous rumor is circling around Sur.
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Welcome back, little turtles. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley greet each other with the utmost respect and then discuss being a major part of Stassi and Ariana's birthdays (00:00 - 55:38)
Amy and Riley then definitively rank their favorite and least favorite Housewives taglines. (56:42)
And after that, they take a huge trip to Orange County in the form of discussing the RHOC S17 episode 4. (01:33:30)
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Amy and Riley discuss the power of music, old animated films, margaritas, and Peter Stormare. They also fully and utterly recap this episode of Vanderpump Rules which finds the cast taking a much-needed break in Lake Arrowhead with Stassi's mom.
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Welcome back, little turtles. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley greet each other with the utmost respect and discuss the things that matter most to them - Vanderpump Rules updates, safety in crowds, Tom Sandoval in a submersible, Fatwas, Mount Everest, and a Catania & Conover update. (00:00 - 31:10)
Amy and Riley then discuss Jax Taylor and Stassi Schroeder's appearances on The Toast (31:14) and some other things related tangentially to that.
And after that, they take a huge trip to Orange County in the form of discussing the RHOC S17 episodes 1 through 3. (01:08:00)
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Amy and Riley watch in awe as Jax gets a new tattoo, Sandoval sets up IKEA furniture, and Scheana's body continues to fall apart.
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Welcome back, little turtles. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley greet each other warmly and discuss the things that matter most to them - Starbucks, Rick Dalton merch, Wolf by Vanderpump, Vanderpump Villa, Loverboy, and Amy's camping trip. (00:00 - 38:37)
Amy and Riley then recount their wonderful See You Next Tuesday experience with DJ James Kennedy at Sur. (38:37)
And after that, they take a little trip to New Jersey in the form of discussing the RHONJ S13 Reunion Part 3. (01:01:07)
and then finally, Amy and Riley have all of the secrets of Vanderpump Rules revealed to them as they recap this week's Vanderpump Rules Secrets Revealed episode. (01:47:23)
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Amy and Riley are back and starting their Vanderpump Rules season 2 journey. The beginning of the iconic era. In this episode, Scheana has a horrific tooth emergency and then celebrates a wonderful birthday at the bar across from the beautiful Fratelli Cafe. Scheana learns that friends are easier to lose than a child's baby tooth.
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Welcome back, little turtles. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss their beautiful day at Pride on Vanderpump Row (08:05) where they had the best day of their lives up to this point.
Then we take a little trip to New Jersey in the form of discussing the RHONJ S13 Reunion Part 2. (48:20) and then the sun starts to shine as Amy and Riley talk about the Summer House S7 Reunion Part 2. (01:03:22)
and then finally, Amy and Riley dive into the dark, demented, evil Vanderpump Rules Season 10 Reunion Part 3. (01:32:20) and try to find hope again after.
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Amy and Riley raise their glasses high and say goodbye to Vanderpump Rules season 1. To finish the season, they recap the Season 1 Reunion as well as the Reunion Secrets episode which Riley had never seen before. Listen as Amy and Riley laugh and cry and finally say goodbye to the first season of VPR and look onward to the iconic Season 2.
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Welcome back, little turtles. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss their new microphone setup and then discuss Howard Stern (03:30) for a brief minute. Riley offers an apology to Brian Grazer (06:00) and gives an update on our Loverboy package (07:04). And then Amy and Riley debut their new segment, Celebrity Spotlight, (08:00) where they discuss celebrities they have seen over the week.
Riley then recounts his wonderful experience at Emo Nite and meeting Scheana Shay for the first real time. (10:50) and then they discuss acts of violence perpetuated by celebrities. (16:42)
And then the Bravo discussion starts to happen. First, Amy and Riley discuss Real Housewives of New Jersey and their unexpectedly great reunion (22:23)
And then Amy and Riley conduct their most popular segment, the Official Turtle Time Summer House Minute. (38:55) After the Summer House minute, Amy and Riley break for a certified turtle piss and then provide a Loverboy Limoncello Spritz Update (01:10:44)
And then finally, Amy and Riley recap the hell out of Vanderpump Rules season 10 reunion part 2 (01:12:05) and prepare for the next chapter of Turtle Time.
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Amy and Riley recap the season 1 finale of Vanderpump Rules, "Last Call", in which Lisa Vanderpump summons her staff for the sexiest restaurant photoshoot the world has ever seen, and Jax Taylor finally lets out a secret that has been burdening his soul all summer.
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Welcome back, little turtles. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss their beautiful night at Junkyard Dog watching the Vanderpump Rules reunion with the most wonderful people in the world and then remark on the state of Bravo (5:00). Then they break down Ariana Madix's Call Her Daddy interview. (13:00)
As that segment ends, Amy and Riley conduct their most popular segment, the Official Turtle Time Summer House Minute. (33:03)
And then finally, Amy and Riley recap the hell out of Vanderpump Rules season 10 reunion part 1 (56:30) and prepare for the next chapter of Turtle Time.
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Amy and Riley recap the penultimate episode of the first season of Vanderpump Rules, "In Love With Someone Else". This episode has everything: Laura-Leigh and Jax in a sauna, Jax supporting Laura-Leigh at her N.A. meeting, and Stassi's fashion column journey with Pandora.
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Welcome back, little turtles. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss their beautiful night at Junkyard Dog watching the Vanderpump Rules finale with the most wonderful people in the world and then remark on the Tom Sandoval and Raquel Leviss breakup (6:13) and try to figure out if there were any highlights from their 10 month long romance.
And then finally, Amy and Riley recap the Vanderpump Rules season 10 season finale (13:30) from ashes to ashes and dust to dust.
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Amy and Riley recap the sixth episode of Vanderpump Rules which documents Jax and Laura-Leigh's passionate new relationship as well as the demise of Stassi and Frank's. They also provide an update on Lisa and Ken's Treehouse Restaurant.
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Welcome back, little turtles. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley formally greet each other and then immediately discuss the Vanderpump Rules Season 10 reunion trailer. After that, they dive into the Summer House Minute (18:00) and discuss the most recent episode of Summer House for one full minute. Then they recount Andy Cohen and Craig Conover's fun train ride (43:45) and Amy discusses reading Andy Cohen's latest book,The Daddy Diaries. Amy and Riley also discuss their favorite types of ice in a new segment called the Summer Ice Minute (46:45) and James Kennedy's new home in Burbank! (50:00)
But then to heat things back up after talking about ice, Amy and Riley recap this week's fiery, powerful episode of Vanderpump Rules (52:00) in which Katie finally lights all of her enemies on fire.
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Amy and Riley recap the fifth episode of Vanderpump Rules, witness the first Sur all-hands meeting, and watch Scheana rock the hell out of The Roxy. They also discuss taking over Pump Restaurant and starting a new treehouse restaurant there.
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Amy and Riley wish their little turtle cuties a happy May the 4th and briefly discuss their relationship to Star Wars. They then discuss Summer House for one full minute (11:30), mourn the loss of Pump Restaurant (30:18), and discuss the VPR Finale Trailer (33:55).
And then finally, Amy and Riley recap this week's episode of Vanderpump Rules - "The Lady and the Glamp" (S10 E13) - an episode that Riley hated and that Amy was indifferent on (38:00).
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Amy and Riley recap the iconic fourth episode of Vanderpump Rules, "Vegas with a Vengeance", and reminisce on their own beautiful times in Vegas.
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Amy and Riley officially declare Ramona and Avery Singer as their first "Certified Stinkers" and hopefully solve the mystery of why James Kennedy called Tom Schwartz "Mr. Buzz Button" on last week's episode. And then finally, Amy and Riley recap this week's iconic episode of Vanderpump Rules - "Beach, Don't Kill My Vibe" (S10 E12) - and declare it a masterpiece.
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Amy and Riley recap the third episode of Vanderpump Rules - "You Don't Know Jax" and learn that they truly have never known Jax.
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Amy discusses her powerful horoscope reading with Ally Lewber and gets to the bottom of her birth chart and what it has in store for the future of Turtle Time. Then Amy and Riley discuss the latest Bravo news and create a new segment called the "Summer House Minute". And then finally, Amy and Riley recap this week's divisive episode of Vanderpump Rules - "Mistress in Distress" (S10 E11).
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Amy and Riley recap the second episode of Vanderpump Rules - "This Is a Break-Up" and mourn the end of Stassi and Jax's iconic relationship.
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Amy and Riley document their experiences with the Vanderpump Rules cast over the weekend - Beau and Stassi at Albertsons; Katie, Ariana, and Scheana at Emo Nite; and then Tom Sandoval in the pits of Hell at the Canyon Club. After that, they dive into Tom Sandoval's disastrous interview on Howie Mandel's YouTube show, and then finally and crucially, Amy and Riley recap this week's powerful episode of Vanderpump Rules - "It's All Happening... Again" (S10 E10).
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Amy and Riley welcome their Villa Rosa VIPs to Lisa and Ken's beautiful home, and recap the very first episode of Vanderpump Rules. The start of the dynasty.
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Amy and Riley discuss their trip to Pump Restaurant Lounge in its final days, Tom Schwartz's elucidating appearance on Watch What Happens Live, and this week's beautiful episode of Vanderpump Rules (S10 E9) - "Forbidden Fruit".
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It's Turtle Time again! This week Amy and Riley discuss being in the courtroom for Scheana Shay's restraining order hearing, the latest VPR breaking news, and an in-depth recap of this week's Vanderpump Rules episode - "By Invitation Only".
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En liten tjänst av I'm With Friends. Finns även på engelska.