All The King's Men (1949)

Humpty Dumpty sat in the Balcony, eating his curds and wey. Along came some dipshits to discuss all the movies and pushed Humpty Dumpty to his death. That's right, folks. IT WAS MURDER. That dumb egg bitch wouldn't play ball so the Balcony political machine scrambled his ass. Folks, it's Year 22 of our celebration of the Academy Award for Best Picture winning films and boy howdy do we got a dang barn burner for all you hicks in the sticks. It's the 1949 political melodrama All the King's Men and it's gooooooood as heck. Not perfect by any means but light years better than the absolutely attrocious 2006 Sean Penn starring remake. Holy shit is that thing bad. There was a slight covid related mishap about 8 minutes in (we're both physically still alive) but there's plenty of fun in the sun. If you're down Aruba way, make sure to say hey to Bill McMorrow. He's the one farting up the hot tub at all hours of the night!