Ladies and gentlemen, there has been a MURDER in the Balcony. WHODUNIT FOLKS?? Was it Mr Jaundice with the bootleg Moderna in the ATRIUM?! Was it Mrs Puce with JNCO jeans in the LAUNDRENETTE?!?! OR was it THE BALCONY BOYS IN THE BALCONY WITH LAUGHS?!?!?!?! It was Mrs Puce. We are still looking for motive however investigators discovered she'd recently watched the 1985 murder comedy Clue. Ok. Bye.