The Next Karate Kid (1994)

With karate, I'll kick your ass from here to right over there. Ladies and gentlemen, this movie stinks. We're sorry. It's why we're switching over to Best Picture winners because even when a Best Picture winner sucks, it's at least-awarding winning as opposed to the Next Karate Kid which is bad. Anywho, stick around for the end for the debut of Bill McMorrow Esq's new hit single, Karate!, a real song that he probably even wrote!