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We chat about Part 1 of the RHOP Reunion, which was better than the entire season combined! And on RHOBH, Dorit has the girls over for 4th of July which explodes into fireworks of fights: Sutton vs. Dorit and Kyle vs Boz! Come judge with us! 

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Catch up with us about our weekend together plus we chat Traitors, Southern Charm and Southern Hospitality! Come judge with us! 

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It's feeling like a warm hug as we are back in The Hamptons for Season 9 of Summer House! West and Jesse welcome newbies Lexi and Bailey and Jesse can’t help but put on the full court press. Is he already in love with Lexi “gives me” Wood? Ciara dismisses West, and Lindsey has the announcement of a lifetime! Where is Carl? (But for the rest of the season--where is Bailey?) Come judge with us! 

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Because we always seem to record when something drops, we discuss WWHL with Craig and go over his version of the break up and both of them being at Super Bowl. We talk Traitors and wonder who will get murdered face-to-face? We go to Las Vegas with the Southern Hospitality crew and get deep in Augusta with Sutton and Reba. Come judge with us! 

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We catch up on all the gossip! Madison is pregnant, more lore for the Paige and Craig break up, and is Hubbhouse a single woman? We gloss over the reunions because meh. In Beverly Hills, we loved the juxtaposition of Augusta, Georgia vs Kathy’s Capri party and felt for most of the women as they gave us vulnerability. The women rally around Dorit and tell her to get her boxing gloves out, as Sutton tries to build a relationship with Reba. In Southern Charm, we see Craig feeling the engagement pressure and start to see cracks in the relationship at Pat’s dinner. Come judge with us! 

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Kick off the week with a bit of TJG! We chat Grammys, naps, RHOP finale and reunion preview and the RHOA trailer. Which Traitor is playing the best game? Who should be murdered next? Can any of them make it to the end? Would you rather take relationship advice from Austen or Craig? We giggled listening to Molly and Sally talk about the work they've had done--who knew you could have ankle lipo?! Southern Hospitality is really where it's at, though. We are excited to go to Vegas with the crew. We are not excited for Will and Emmy, especially with these new cheating allegations. The question still remains, who is Emily!? Come judge with us!

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Our Housewives are dwindling as we have two reunions this week. Is Jenna poor with wanting to return her bathrobe? Did Brynn really wait till reunion day to watch the finale? Why are Brynn, Erin and Sai so jealous of Jessel?! In Beverly Hills, Sutton turns up the heat as The Executioner, we head to Garcelle's Beach House (again) and Kyle and Dorit have hopefully mended their friendship and moved forward. RHOSLC sees Bronwyn and Todd discuss their maybe-infidelity and what the 5 diamonds stand for. Mary shares more about Robert and Meredith goes on her tangents. Can't believe we only have one more episode of these ladies. Come judge with us!

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Saturday coffee talk! Mary got to see the WWC boys in action last night and Courtney went hunting! We talk all things Traitors: another housewife gone? The Traitors are all against each other? Who will they MURRRRDDERRR next? Plus we dive into Southern Hospitality and Southern Charm! Is the group coming for Emmy or do they care about their friend? Is JT a little twerp, comic relief or both?! Come judge with us!

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This week we discuss the season finale of RHONY (Trigger Warning: we discuss sexual assault in the first part of the pod). Kyle cries like a teenage girl and Sutton will not bow down to the alter of her on RHOBH. The RHOSLC reunion kicks off with Emma the jeweler potentially not having a job and a showdown between Baby G and Brownyn. Come judge with us!

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It's Saturday, we're hyped up on coffee and here to chat! We discuss who on Southern Hospitality has which VPR cast member in them, hope that Emmy leaves Will and want to go to Lake's lake house. Southern Charm cast is disjointed and poor Venita, who never gets scenes, finally gets one and its her drowning but saved by maybe-lifeguard, Craig. Could we ship Molly and Shep? We can't believe what we got in episode 4 of The Traitors. This is appointment television! Dylan Efron is Babygirl. And we've made a March MANness decision that will affect everyone. Come judge with us!

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Who else woke up this morning and looked into the mirror with the affirmation of "If you want to be a lesbian, be a lesbian!"? The women of RHOBH are slowly exposing Kyle and we are watching her take down season. Between letting Mo's infidelity slip and encouraging Kyle to be whoever she wants to be, Sutton and Garcelle aren't holding back. We can't believe this is the finale of a stellar season of RHOSLC. Ending the season with a mean text game is not what we expected, nor did we think the women would actually participate the way they did. Remind us never to go on a trip with these women, though we'd love to stay at this resort! Come judge with us!

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On this Saturday morning we finally get to address the breakup of Paige and Craig. While we are bummed that it happened, Paige made the right decision for herself. We chat Southern Charm wondering if these boys can ever get back together or if Craig is too far removed (though we think it can happen!). If you aren't watching Southern Hospitality, catch up! This gives us early VPR vibes and we are having fun watching the delulu of it all, though we need more Grace Lily. Finally, we talk the first 3 episodes of Traitors. Talk about an All Star cast! Come judge with us!

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Happy 2025! Apologies as this episode is a bit all over the place as a present-past-present mashup. Our hearts are with those affected by the LA fires and we hope we can bring a bit of reprieve and laughter. We manage to catch up on NYE with Andy and Anderson, Jen Aydin and Jersey Mikes, and other news that happened over the break, plus we deep dive this week's episodes of RHOBH and RHOSLC. We're glad you're here, come judge with us! 

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It's our final podcast of 2024! We go over our predictions from this year and how right and definitely how wrong we were. We chat about what we think will happen in the Bravosphere for 2025 and we end with some Q+A from you all We can’t thank you amazing jurors enough for letting us be ourselves: the good, the bad and the judgey. We absolutely adore you all and look forward to saying what you are thinking in 2025! 

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It's our penultimate episode of 2024! We break down the Karen DUI videos and catch up on Southern Charm! We realize JT booked a gig and is a method actor, Madison takes down the troll, and the boys can’t take that Craig is growing up. Plus we have to watch another dog birthday party and see the love pentagon of Shep, Taylor, Salley, Gaston and Sienna. Come judge with us!

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We debrief the Summer House trailer and talk about all the Real Housewives episodes. Is RHONY worth it in binge-form? Maybe! Was the Love Lagoon asking some wild questions? Definitely! Camille Grammar really wanted her moment and Dorit wasn’t giving it to her. Why did Kyle have this party and didn’t even dress in Diamonds or Denim? We couldn't help but wonder... is there a queen bee in Beverly Hills? Sutton is sure fighting for the position. In Mexico, Bronwyn bares it all telling the women about how hard her marriage is and admits to Todd's infidelity. She wasn’t pleased with Meredith’s and Lisa’s response to the infidelity or really anything Lisa did or did not do. And Angie isn’t gonna let Lisa be the boss, the women go at Queen Barlow and she wants to go home! Come judge with us! 

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We chat RHOBH and RHOSLC! We really can’t watch an entire season of Dorit and Kyle fight knowing that Kyle just doesn’t like Dorit. It’s that plain and simple. Seriously, what were we fighting about in the sprinter van on the way to the plane? In SLC, we head to Puerto Vallerta to see Lisa’s powerpoint presentation to come to life. Bronwyn was relegated to the Loser Villa, Britani isn’t going to give up her room, Meredith brings the Kerastase and Angie is taking in the moment. Come judge with us!

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It’s Monday Happy Hour! Courtney is back from New York after unsuccessfully running into some Bravolebs, Mary is still on her bread baking journey and we catch up on Potomac, RHOBH, and RHOSLC! Between speed dating (they got us!), duck duck goose (we don't want it!), and high body count hair (is this funny but also mean?), we talk about it all! Come judge with us!

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The Season 10 premiere of Southern Charm is here! Will these boys ever grow up? Craig drives Austen with the trunk open to meet up at Shep's family ranch so they all can mend their relationship. Austen and Shep come together after his ayahuasca trip and Craig just giggles. Venita has somehow attached herself to Willy Wonka who comes to the Carolina Cup with canes for all (Seriously is everybody o-cane?). We meet Molly, who seems to mesh well with this group and maybe Whitney? We know it's going to be rough season for JT when it seems like most of the cast (including Miss Pat!) can't stand him. Babadeeeee, welcome back, Charmers! Come judge with us! 

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This week of RHOSLC hit hard. We ended the episode with a powerful conversation between Mary and Robert Jr. This was one of the most raw and real conversations we have had on housewives and are thankful that she shared this with all of us. It's been a tough season for Mary and she's not having any of the BS from the other women. "Goodbye, Meredith and Goodbye, Lisa" - Mary, probably. The Troop Beverly Hills outing had us playing catch up trying to figure out who was fighting with who and about what. Everyone had something to say and we aren't sure what landed. Heather felt that we needed to know about soaking, docking and jump humping this episode, not once but twice. Thanks for the education! Another great episode for this franchise. Come judge with us!

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Start your holiday weekend with a little dose of us! We are sad about the ending of VPR. Though it didn't have a great last season, we grew up with them and have feelings of nostalgia! We chat our thoughts on Wicked too (spoiler alert: we loved it!). Another week of RHOBH, another episode knocking it out of the park! The women are not following the Kyle Richards Playbook this year. Dorit having no time for anymore grace and "finding her voice" (lol) is enthralling! Sutton telling Kyle to file for divorce while Kyle thinks she's not like other women. Maurice and the DWTS desk photo. "Single PK" and Dorit. WOW. This episode truly had it all. Happy Thanksgiving, Jurors--come judge with us!

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Monday Holiday Happy Hour and Holy Mercury Retrograde! We talk all things RHOP, RHOSLC, and RHOC Reunion Part 3. Is Mia giving us too much? Is Stacey still figuring out what show she is on? We can’t stop thinking about Meredith’s bangs and Todd and Bronwyn’s relationship! Will Heather and Bronywyn be able to move on? Team Angie and Abe Lincoln or Meredith? We are happy to never talk about John, Alexis, and the Heart of the OC again. We have many questions about the 36 hour later talk and are just happy Shannon comes out on top!  

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The Season 14 premiere of RHOBH had a solid start! We kick it off with Sutton and her cute ponytail hanging with Jennifer Tilly, we find out PKay is an alcoholic, we watch Erika do her best acting performance of her life as she looks for couch inspiration, we meet new housewife Boz, and we watch Garcelle crushing it at life. Sutton throws a Surrealism party for everyone (but is it maybe Saltburn-themed?) to come together. Has Mary officially turned on her Queen Kyle? We are 100% on Team Dorit (for now)! Is this Kyle's take down season? Come judge with us!

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So much is happening! Teddi's affair! John Krasinski is Sexiest Man Alive?! A voice note to remember forever! And obviously our housewives. We are very mad at RHONY for a pregnancy prank--is this the end for us? Stacey is the gift that keeps on giving and Potomac is making us giggle this season! Who would you FMK from the cast? RHOSLC has us wondering about Bronwyn and Todd and reintroducing BIOTCH into our vocabulary. Shannon stands up to Alexis the TV star, and Emily can read and be an attorney. This RHOC reunion has really brought it all. Come judge with us!

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This week we talk a little Potomac, the RHOC reunion, and dive in deep with SLC. Team Katie!!! What is the deal with Heather and Emily? Let the mouse go! Is Todd the scary dad at sleepovers? Does he know he has a front row seat to a money can't buy experience? Will The Barlows leave Palm Springs? Was Heather not invited because she isn’t a couple? WIll Seth leave on Sunday? Come judge with us!

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We missed each other and you all so much that we had to chat it up on a Sunday! We discuss the sad news about Teddi filing for divorce from Edwin. Spoiler alert: we are devastated. We also talk Heather vs Bronwyn and Justin vs John (Barlows 4 Life!) on RHOSLC. We wrap up RHOC Season 18 with an engagement finale party thrown by Alexis for Ryan and Jen. Why do we want Jen and Ryan to work out? Do we just loathe Tamra that much? We are strictly Team Katie as well! Where does the cast go from here? Come judge with us! 

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RHOC is wrapping up London with Jenn finding her voice and Heather and Tamra talking about Jenn's tummy tuck. Plus, Tamra trying to “expose” Katie and Emily’s kids for talking the truth about Heather. Clearly all these kids are right: Heather is bossy. Tamra can’t seem to help herself by “telling” Gina that Shannon was going to expose her last year for “allegedly” throwing Travis down the stairs. It’s all backfiring on Tamrat and Shannon is over it all! Come judge with us! 

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We break down the results of the sweater poll and the RHOBH trailer. Who is the Supreme this upcoming season? We deep dive RHOSLC and Angie’s Mob Wives-themed anniversary party. Mary isn’t going to take two-face Heather, Britani brings a new date, Justin invites Jared Osmond, Whitney confronts Lisa, and John and Justin go at it. Would you like to live on Osmond Lane? Come judge with us!

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We talk all about 'Anatomy of Lies' on Peacock and the Brianna Chickenfry/Zach Bryan breakup. Plus, we recap RHOP (which is fire this season) and RHONY. We meet Stacey’s "friend" TJ, Jacquelyn's PP, fight about bunions, and try to get Karen to admit to a DUI. In New York, Brynn is having a pity party for herself as Ubah continues to call her a snake and condescending. Are you Team Ubah or Brynn? And are we liking the season or are we liking recapping the season? One can never know... Come judge with us!

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Missed you so much we had to run it back again! We are FIRED UP with RHOC in London! Jen unleashing on Tamra and her background check, Heather showing her true colors, Gina knowing they will never stop gossiping, and the Heart of the OC pulling out her physical receipts, it doesn't get better than this! In SLC, Britani sits down with a gaslighter, Heather is a pigeon, Whitney talks to a podcaster, and Mary Cosby (a ziplining enthusiast) calls out Heather for being two-faced! What a great way to end the week! Come judge with us! 

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It's been too long! We catch up with each other and all of the happenings as well as recap RHOP and RHONY. Over in Potomac, it’s the battle of events with GNA vs Femme Powered. Was Karen getting honored for running into a tree? In New York, the women head to the Hamptons where Erin has a full spread for the ladies and we are trying to figure out who is the pigeon. Come judge with us!

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Would you consider this the end of week and our third pod? Or would you consider this the beginning of the week and our first pod? Either way, it's a Sunday Special to talk the Season 9 premiere of Real Housewives of Potomac. Here's what's happening with the ladies: Karen can’t talk details of her ongoing court case (babe you got a DUI--own it!), Gizelle taking her to breakfast and throwing a Hat-itude party, Ashley pretending to get a divorce, Wendy no longer being a professor, and Mia is still trying to figure out who is the father of her child. It was a solid start to the new season and we look forward to getting to know newbies Vivien and Stacy, and welcome back Jacquelyn. Come judge with us!

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We get to chat RHOSLC and RHOC! We head to MilWAKEEE (pronounce it however you see fit), home of Jeffrey Dahmer, Mary’s Dad, and the Bucks. The ladies head to the game and Angie tells Britani that Jarod is sliding into her brow girl's DMs. Bronwyn stands her ground with Lisa and Heather and Mary doesn’t use public restrooms and relies on tampons for not what you'd think. Meanwhile in Orange County, we have Tamra vs Ryan, the FBI, and Shannon’s 60th birthday with a text message that leaves Alexis and Coach Johnny J on the sidelines for the trip to London. Come judge with us! 

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Courtney is back from her Greek vacation and she fills us in on all the details from her trip. We break down the Season 15 premiere of RHONY, which we really enjoyed. Our minds have definitely shifted and we are already intrigued by the newest Housewife, Racquel. Rebecca who? Is Brynn in her villain era telling people Erin called Jenna Lyons poor and letting Jenna know that Sai “hates” her (even though maybe it was that she can't stand her)? It’s a big game of telephone in New York and the call is coming from inside Brynn's house. We felt lucky to have Pavit back on our screens and have a business proposal for him! Come judge with us! 

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We dive into Hulu's The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. If you're still thinking about watching it or didn't finish it--GO DO IT! It's definitely worth it and we want cameras rolling for Season 2 already! We think Taylor is the main character, Demi is the breakout star, and Whitney is clearly the villain (and what's up with the husband)? Have you had a 44 oz soda from Swig? What about discovering a pregnancy pee stick in a cake? Is everything ok with Jen Affleck??? Will Dakota and Taylor make it? Did stock in Fruity Pebbles rise? WILL MOMTOK SURVIVE THIS?! Come judge with us!

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Jenn hosts a maybe pool taco party with the women all showing up for different events. Emily is pissed because Alexis has taken away her moment to shine and yell at Heather as Alexis is at her lowest point yet. Emily calls her a whackadoodle and really just wants to tell Heather she is not a size 12! The party hilariously devolves into Alexis chasing Emily chasing Heather and ends with Emily yelling to go off John Jannsen some more. We also get a look at the Dos Amigas as the show must go on without T*mra. Come judge with us!

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We are SO happy that our favorite campy ladies of RHOSLC are back! The Season 5 premiere kicks off with Queen Lisa’s Besos party that included: fights about bath bombs, costumes, podcasts, and airing our grievances on a scroll (cue sound effect)l! Plus, we meet new Housewife Bronwyn and Friend Of Britani who steals dinner rolls and may not have made the best impression on Mary. Will Whitney be this season's villain? The ladies are back and ready to throw a snowflake in our faces (and each other)! Come judge with us! 

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We are back in Guerneville (not to be confused with Sonoma) and continue to watch Shannon’s emotional breakdown while Alexis blindly supports Johnny J. But we aren’t going to talk about it, except that he didn’t take the offer for the full amount of money…now let’s pivot about Gina’s unfortunate rash!!! The women work the runway and Emily’s body dysmorphia kicks in. Meanwhile Tamra can’t help insert herself and tells Heather that Gina is only friends with her because of her real estate connections. At least, that’s what Katie “heard.” We need to move on from this! Come judge with us!  

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This episode was recorded before John and Alexis announced their engagement. We chat about their 'anniversary trip' and send our best to the Heart of the OC, who’s facing yet another Storm. This week, Emily dumps her childhood trauma on Jen who is easily able to accept her apology and on top of it still look up to her. Meanwhile, Teddi Mellencamp makes a surprise appearance as Alan Cummings. The women play Traitors and the Tres Amigas seem to be getting along—though Vicki is too busy selling insurance to fight. We also dive deeper into Katie and her ex's story as Heather invites her to Sonoma in hopes of quieting the paparazzi talk. Come judge with us!

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This week we breakdown the RHOSLC Season 5 trailer, the Love Island USA Reunion, and RHOC. We were really given some info on Jen and Will--we want more! Will Gina and Emily turn into Shannon and Tamra? Does Tamra always make it about herself? Is Tamra realizing she is on the wrong side of history? Is there a path back for her? Once again, they can never make us hate Shannon Beador! Come judge with us!

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We were able to link up with each other in between trips so why not celebrate with a little Happy Hour! There is so much to discuss between the RHONY trailer, Blake Lively, Matthew Perry, and Love Island's Molly Mae & Tommy. Plus debrief RHOC. Would you rather be in Big Bear getting your toes licked or La Quinta spilling espresso martinis? Alexis and her obsession with Johnny J and Shannon continues to be documented and Heather can’t let her paparazzi scandal go. Come judge with us! 

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We may have missed the beginning of Q2 but better late than never as we circle back with our 2024 Bravo predictions…are we witches or are our predictions outlandish? We recap all things Orange County. Are we Team Katie or Heather? Who is lying: the head of all the paps or the Dubrows? Tamra can’t help her mean girl self and is trying to take down Shannon, calling her an alcoholic and telling her she has to go to rehab. Luckily, Victoria, the Christian woman, has Shannon's back! Come judge with us! 

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Listen to Mary’s story of spotting Andy Cohen in the WILD! Plus we recap the RHONJ season finale and The Last Supper at Rails. Who is telling the truth: Marge or Dolores? Were you shocked by Reality Von Jersey, Jackie Judas Goldschneider herself? Is Tre still processing to this day? Will she and Joe Gorga ever reconcile? Where does Jersey go from here? Come judge with us! 

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Before Mary heads off to Vegas, we catch up on RHONJ! Would you rather go to Joe Gorga's boys night but you may have an allergic reaction or would you rather go to Luis' boys night and give a devotional to your partner? Were you Team Marge or Team Teresa this week? Is Marge actually involved? Her real time freak out and phone calls made us believe so. Though we still side with her due to her funeral flowers sent over to Teresa, who gave us a real nothing burger of information. One episode left of the season and then... a recast?! Come judge with us!

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We sure missed you all but WE ARE BACK! Mary gives us detail by detail of her Italian vacation (focused on food--obvi!). Courtney chats Love Island finale. We discuss all things RHOC! Are you Team Jen or Team Gina? What's the full story with Travis and Gina? Is Tamra a non-entity this season? Can Jesus Jugs shake Shannon? We are loving newbie Katie (and a Sutton appearance!) and we are loving being back! Come judge with us!

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In honor of Alexis' return to RHOC, e open the vault with Season 7 Episode 14. Come back with us in time to celebrate the Princess Puppy Party brought to you by The Bellino’s. Puppies are for adoption and a Cinderella carriage ride included, but you have to listen to a speech about Alexis almost dying. We also watch Tamra cut Simon out of her life, literally by Terry Dubrow! We go ring shopping with Slade and watch Brianna out the timeline of Brooks and Vicki! Come judge with us! 

You can watch this episode on Peacock! Also we may have inadvertently called the wrong current season of RHOC. We meant Season 18!

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Exciting news for Lindsay Hubbard! We talk all about her pregnancy announcement, Bethenny vs ex-Paul & Aurora Culpo, America's Sweethearts and a Love Island USA update. But the main event is the RHOC Season 18 Premiere where we have seven housewives and friendof Alexis 'Lex' Bellino. We discuss Shannon’s DUI, Tamra trying to take her down, Gina and Travis moving apart, Jen getting evicted, Heather being rich, Emily’s hot body and we meet new housewife Katie. Come judge with us!

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Welcome to another episode of the unhinged girls who have the gift of gab. This week we talk about Love Island USA, the WWHL 15 Year Anniversary Special, Mary's Italy trip, our 4th of July plans and more. Plus, we debrief RHONJ with many tangents along the way. How are we at another Boujie Kidz event? Is Danielle lying? Did she “steal from charity”?Is Jenn Fessler playing both sides? Does she deserve a meatball? Can Gia play in the big leagues? Come judge with us!

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It's Friday and it's Happy Hour and we are feeling silly! Grab your closest drink (this week it was Gatorade for us...) and join us as we talk about it all! We chat the latest with Mary going to Jeff Lewis Live and all the chumps, Love Island USA and everything and anything in between. We also answer the questions you asked from all things Bravo to what we have planned this weekend, this summer and more. Come judge with us!

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A round up of sorts where we chat about it all: Nashville, Taylor Swift in London, paperwork, and convincing Mary to watch Love Island: USA. We also discuss this week's RHONJ. Are you Team Danielle or Team Jen? Should there be consequences for both of them? Why was Teresa having a Tulum party anyways? Are Marge and Melissa essential to the show anymore? And poor poor Jackie, it's not good. Mary finally sees that Paulie may not be the greatest but maybe Louis is funnier than we give him credit for. Come judge with us!

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This week we talk all things Jersey: fighting over housewarming gifts, bugging bottles, burning cards, step and repeats, and the nasty word, SLOB. This is the petty stuff we want to talk about and watch. And what's up with Paulie and what's his REAL job??? We get activated talking about the final Summer House reunion which Mary even agrees was biased towards Carl. Courtney has some rage (seriously, for what it is--it's actually subdued) towards some cast and we wonder why certain things weren't even addressed. This could have been three parts! Come judge with us!

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We catch up on the news: the retaliation against West Wilson, the rumors about Kymanda and Lindsay, and briefly, Andrea’s Italian wedding. Plus we reminisce about the old times in Jersey, and recap the current episode. Why won’t Paulie get a divorce? Are Aydin, Fessler, and Jackie trying to build a bridge for the show to work? Does John Fuda and his Adidas tracksuit deserve to hold a meatball? Are you Team Fuda or Team Tre? How come Louis didn’t stand up for his woman? Enjoy our wild tangents, side conversations, and come judge with us! 

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It might be Thursday, but we are considering it Friday Eve so it's a Happy Hour pod! By the time many of you listen to this, we will have the transition from Mary to SUMMER MARY! We discuss sixth grade promotions, the Traitors cast, RHOC trailer, plus all the other news from other Bravo-adjacent podcasts. Are you a Cheez-Its or Goldfish person? We debrief the first episode of the Summer House reunion. Don't worry, this is an absolutely completely unbiased take where no delusion takes place as we continue to have our strong alliances: Team Lindsey/Courtney vs Team Carl/Mary. And we finally got the ending to Ciara and West’s (un)love story. Come judge with us!

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We talk all things Jersey and the extended Valley finale! How are we not getting a reunion for either of these shows? What's the point of watching the rest of this season with no resolution? It feels like a reboot is on the horizon. The mask really came off of with some of the cast this week on The Valley. Zack is the #1 Guy in the Group and put that mean pregnant girl in her place. Jax continues to be himself and Brittany finally got the courage to put her suitcase on his bed and leave him. Come judge with us! 

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We talk the final episode of the VPR reunion and are so thankful this season is over. We need a break! What will come from this season and did Lala ruin her future with the show? Plus we chat The Valley with another episode in Big Bear. Has Jax met his ultimate match with Jesse? Where is Kristen!? We can both agree this was the best season of Summer House EVER and give our finale thoughts on Team Lindsay vs Team Carl, percentages and all! What team did you end up on? At least we can all agree that we are still so happy they didn't go through with the wedding. Come judge with us!

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We recap our SF weekend together, being quoted in the New York Times and talk Summer House and Real Housewives of New Jersey. We still remain on opposite sides when it comes to Team Carl vs Team Lindsay and probably will never falter to the other. Plus we talk dog fashion shows, Marge worried about the numbers in her alliance (is she becoming Lisa Rinna?), Antonia off to college and how we really feel about this season. Come judge with us! 

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We couldn't not talk this week's Summer House! Carl made it very hard for Mary to defend him. Has she wavered in her support?! You left her luggage? Kyle really made it impossible to feel sorry for him. Let Amanda make her swimsuits! Even if it fails! Ciara and Paige are true girls girls and we would want them in our corner. (But also is the house too involved in each other's relationships?) Meanwhile, West showed he couldn't commit and we couldn’t be happier that Ciara wasn’t gonna take it. Would you rather be with a little b*tch boy or with a f*ck boy? Come judge with us!

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It's Friday Happy Hour, where we catch each other up on our week! Would you rather go to Something About Her or the Vanderpump Bar Crawl? Or both? On the VPR reunion, Lala wouldn't stop talking, the Toms and Brock are still the worst and we're sad for Ariana when the cast finally watches the end of the finale together. We just absolutely love The Valley. Janet and her pink-booted friend and minion thinking they are better than everyone else when they are truly all the same--NO NOTES! Please Bravo, PLEASE, give us a reunion! Have a fabulous weekend and come judge with us!

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Monday is a great day for a podcast! Are you Team Fuda/Marge/Melissa or Team Tre? Jenn Fessler plays the game and defects to Team Tre. She knows what she's doing. Will the alliances make this season horrible as they won't film together? Will everyone talk about each other but not to each other? And what's up with Danielle and her family? Let's investigate that a bit more (maybe we should hire Bo Dietl??). And when are we going to hear the recorded phone call from last season?! Who do you think is scarier: Marge or Teresa? All this and more! Come down the shore and judge with us! 

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Sadly, one of our Bravo predictions has come true: Dorit and PK have separated. We talk The Valley, wondering how can this cast try to ice out Kristen? Let’s ice out Jax! We recap the season finale of VPR and think Lala and Scheana got it all wrong; the hypocrisy! In Summer House, Courtney remains Team Hubbhouse while Mary is Team Carlito, plus we talk all things Kyle and Amanda! Come judge with us!

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It's the Season 14 premiere of Real Housewives of New Jersey! Has anything changed? We are still talking about private investigators and calling children at work, feuds that have been happening season after season and same alliances (although we see a big shift coming this season!). Marge doesn’t feel like herself since the passing of her ex-husband. Dolores still doesn’t have a ring. Both Tre and Melissa are sending their girls to college and the Fudas make a splash in episode one. Come judge with us!

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We HAD to talk about Summer House! Are you Team Carl or Team Lindsay? We can’t get enough of The Valley and the mess Kristen and Jax create; they know exactly what they are doing. Have both Jax and Michelle already checked out of their respective marriages? Over on VPR, we head to San Francisco for the final cast trip and Scheana tries to give Tom a lay up telling him to apologize for talking about Ariana’s mental health. And, HELLO DAN! Come judge with us!

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This week we can’t get enough of The Valley! Does Courtney have a thing for Jesse? Is Kristen a truth teller or sharing life altering gossip? Is Michelle already with someone new? We loved the crossover between The Valley and VPR. Does Scheana just want Brock to stay home? Will James go to the wedding and leave Hippie behind? Will Sandoval ever think he did something wrong? Plus give us more Katie and Tom at the diner! Please tell us who your one-sided beef with a celebrity is! Come judge with us!!

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Welcome to the 400s! Today's Happy Hour consists of dabbling in a recap of Mary seeing Countess Lu, some Summer Houses chat, and sorry but not sorry, our initial thoughts on Taylor's new album. Come judge with us!

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The universe has told us that we are both not allowed to take time off at the same time because WOW what a week of news! We catch up on all the Monday bombshells plus we recap VPR and The Valley. Sperm donor parties, Ariana finally feeling the redemption of staying in the house because Tom can’t afford it, plus Scheana’s newest song lullaby! We can’t get enough of Jax’s cleaning, Brittany’s puking (and stingrays?!), Michelle repulsion of Jesse and Kristen being Kristen! Come judge with us! 

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With Q1 over, we check in on our Bravo 2024 predictions and see what has already happened. Courtney is given some tips by Mary in case she sees a Bravoleb over the week and what makes a good conversation starter. We chat a bit about both Summer Houses. Why is Summer picking on Shaniece? She may be worst dressed but she kills it in a bathing suit! Would you choose working out or going to brunch? Kyle was officially asked to be a part of Carl and Lindsay’s wedding but as a Flower Boy. Did Lindsay say he couldn’t be a Groomsman? When will Carl talk to Lindsey about NA Loverboy? Will Ciara and West ever sleep together? Andrea graces us with his presence at the Italian party and will Kyle and Amanda move to New Jersey? Come judge with us! 

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We give you a taste of Vanderpump Villa, talk the Potomac Reunion, and update you on the Hot Hall of Fame (and our MM winner!). We deep dive Vanderpump Rules and are obsessed with Katie hooking up with Max and we think Tom wants her back. Sandoval thought he could save the day with ranch dressing but Ariana handed it to him! How did he think they would have an amicable split! The Valley is giving us life! Is the show revolving around Jax and Brittany or is Kristen is the true star? Did she just repeat what Zack said or did she twist the words? What really happened at Michelle’s house? Is Jesse going to flip the table like Teresa? Come judge with us!

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It's Happy Hour! We talk who will win March MANness: will it be Craig or West?! Plus we chat both Summer Houses! We get reacquainted with the cast of Martha’s Vineyard and what the next 14 days has in store for us! Plus we are off to the races in the Hamptons with Kyle giving West a bloody nose, Amanda and Paige on Team Linds, Carl possibly going to anger management, and Craig not taking Kyle’s bait. Come judge with us!

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Can you believe that March MANness is almost over?! What a whirlwind of a week it has been! We chat who we think will take it all! Ariana stays winning this week with a new home and a new hosting gig! What will Lala have to say about that? Speaking of Lala, why is she hanging with Tom Sandoval? Is she trying to produce the season? We did like that she threw Scheana under the bus about a Schwartz/Scheana makeout from years ago. Not one to let that go, we think Scheana may have set up Brock to tell the group about Max and Katie. Lesson learned: don't share your location with Scheana! We are loving The Valley and the mess that it is. From Jax inviting Kristen's ex to meet Kristen's new boyfriend, 5 minutes of roller hockey, to watching the downfall of Jesse (guys, is he hot??) and Michelle, it truly has been giving. Come judge with us!

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Join us as we break down March MANness: who made it, what to expect, who got snubbed, who we think will go far and everything in between! We go over the Top 64 as voted on by you all. This bracket is going to be tough and while it is unclear which man will win, what we do know is: WE are all the winners here! Fill out your bracket, we'll see you Thursday in IG stories for voting and come judge with us!

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A first in Housewives history: a housewife doesn't finish the reunion and we have a guest that didn’t even film this season! Seriously, why was Kathy invited? To secure her spot for next season, to scare Sutton, or to be the supportive sister? Are we really going to let Kyle just lie to our faces? Is she or isn’t she dating Morgan: we have two different opinions! Plus we break down Summer House. Who is gaslighting who: Carl or Lindsay? Is Carl judgmental of her drinking? Is Lindsay resentful of Carl not working? Thank goodness for West and Ciara’s love story as a palate cleanser! Come judge with us! 

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We catch up on The Traitors finale, chat about what is happening with the Royal Family plus recap Vanderpump Rules. Are you Team Ariana? Are Scheana and Lala making it about themselves? Is James crossing over to the dark side? Should the cast be allowed to break the fourth wall more? Come judge with us!! 

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Happy Monday! We couldn't wait any longer to talk about Summer House! We debrief the first two episodes and have fallen in love with West; has Ciara too? Jesse Solomon and his singing voice are also a welcome pleasantry in the house. Carl and Lindsay make waves on their first weekend as Lindsay questions his sobriety and surprisingly it won't end well... Come judge with us! 

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Wowowow we are here again! This time we discuss Part 1 of both the RHOBH and RHOM reunions. What a Wednesday! Dorit and her one hair were on display tonight being the only college graduate on stage (plus the 3 other women who also graduated from college sitting near her). Kyle gave us nothing. And we side with Crystal. Miami brought it with the fashion and the fights, though tbh we were having a tough time figuring out what they were actually fighting about. Alexia is a star and the other women should think they are too. Larsa lies again and brought Marcus, who seemingly has no job but a lot of Jordans. And Guerdy came in guns blazing. We loved it! Come judge with us!

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Mary is back and gives us a recap of her lovely St. Lucia honeymoon! We sure did miss her! And then there was Vanderpump Rules. And it was... something. We're over T*m S*ndoval. That's it. That's the blurb.

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While Mary enjoys her amazing honeymoon, we have the best guest ever: Courtney's mom! As an avid RHOBH watcher, she breaks down all of her thoughts regarding the women of Beverly Hills: her thoughts on Kyle, Mo and Mo; how much she likes Sutton; her feelings on the White Party; how she thinks next season will play out and so much more! We had such a great time talking RHOBH and hope you enjoy listening. Come judge with us!

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It's Mary's last pod before she embarks on her long-awaited honeymoon! We talk the penultimate episodes of RHOBH and RHOM. Mary has some good theories about Sutton this season--could she be right?! Did Erika deserve an apology from the women? Has Kyle been messing with us all season with Mo? (And does she also have the ultimate ick with him?) We are enjoying watching Larsa squirm with avoiding Michael's approval of the relationship, her tequila line and the fact that everybody works ok? We will miss both of these seasons when they are over. Come judge with us!

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Courtney has another run in this week with a Faithful; no other than, Pilot Pete! We discuss all things Traitors! Who will make it to the end? We also talk the Larsa/Marcus break up and have a feeling it has to do with Michael. We also can't help but talk Taylor, Travis, and the Super Bowl! We deep dive Vanderpump Rules and are really enjoying Tom and his crocodile tears. What is this narcissist going to do next? It's fascinating to watch, even if we have to pretend that they still go to SUR. Come judge with us!

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We hear all about Carl and Courtney running into each other this weekend plus we have to talk a little Taylor Swift! Major spoilers talking Traitors and we catch up with the Miami women in Mexico City. We are in Spain with the women of Beverly Hills and can't get enough of Sutton, including her calling herself an, "Alimony collecting, gala going, vodka drinking, erratic crazy lady!" We couldn't have said it better ourselves. Did Garcelle sleep with Storms dad? Is Erika the drunk Rainman? Did AnneMarie total redeem herself? Come judge with us!

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Join us for a recap of the Season 11 Premiere of Vanderpump Rules! We get to see Katie and Ariana front in center in the beginning credits like IT SHOULD BE! And we spend an episode catching up with everybody a few months after the implosion of Scandoval. WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENED!? Come judge with us!

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Back again for Happy Hour! Listen to Mary’s hilarious story from 'Two Ts in a Pod' live show plus we recap a bit of RHOM and RHOBH in Spain. Come judge with us!

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It's about Traitors and the RHOSLC Reunion Part 3 today! Mary has jumped in and fully caught up. This show is so serious and unserious all at the same time--we want more! We have some controversial takes…is what Heather did worse than Monica? Should she have any consequences for lying to production, the network and her cast-mates (and us all!)? Monica and her drive-by's are officially on pause according to People Magazine, and the writing was on the wall after this reunion performance. We’ve got to hand it to the women of SLC, that was an epic season! Come judge with us!  

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HAPPY FRIDAY! Pour yourself a glass of whatever you want and get settled in! We chat everything about the VPR Season 11 Premiere Party - a true whirlwind! We discuss some finality of Southern Charm and who we see coming back and who we want to come back. Plus, we recap The Homeless Not Toothless event and watch the ladies and the American Society of Anesthesiologists take down AnneMarie. Have an amazing weekend and come judge with us! 

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This week we discuss the Southern Charm Reunion. Are you buying what Shep said? What really happened at Bravocon? Taylor hit below the belt revealing Olivia hooked up with Thomas Ravenel. Was that the bombshell Taylor thought it would be? We also discuss Part 2 of the RHOSLC Reunion that tries to show some empathy for Monica with the relationship she has with LD, falling down the no-railing stairs and potential fake TBI’s. Will Mary Cosby remain an ally or is she just a dumb b? Do we need Mary at all tbh? Come judge with us!

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We catch up on all things Bravo with the Summer House trailer, Southern Charm finale, and the Tres Amigas breaking up! We recap RHOSLC Reunion Part 1 and Mary hopes John Barlow doesn’t listen. Did Monica officially put the nails in her coffin talking about how she could save the show and ratings? Whitney telling us Justin’s ring didn’t fit was a true highlight along with Andy doing Meredith’s drunk accent. In Beverly Hills, we watch the girls lick toes, scissor, and wonder if PKayyyy and Dorit will last? Can AnneMarie just quit with the esophageal and eating disorder accusations? We get to analyze Kyle and Morgan’s relationship more and Mary is truly mesmerized with her music! Come judge with us!

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Anyone else feel like they are recovering from a hangover after the explosive SLC finale?! We chat about MoniCon and what has happened since the finale? Do you want more or have you had enough yet? It feels like more information is coming by the minute! RHOM gives us Ana, who flops. What was the real point of her coming to this luncheon? Anthony makes us feel some type of way and we commend Guerdy for sharing her journey (and Russell!) with us. RHOBH has Denise v Erika (another flop), Sutton dating, Kim and Kyle discussing Big and Little Kathy, and Garcelle vs Dorit. Come judge with us!

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Happy New Year, Jurors! And we started it off with a BANG! We recap the Season 4 finale of Salt Lake City where we discover Monica is Reality Von Tease, an accomplice of stolen goods at Meredith’s boutique, and had three aliases at Beauty Lab and Laser! What else is she lying about? We also find out the truth of Heather's black eye: it was Jen Shah all along! We defend Queen Barlow and her spray tan, ruminate on why Meredith can’t drive, watch Angie learn about the reveals in real time and literally just watch this episode with our jaws dropped. WHAT A FINALE! Did we learn new info? Maybe not. But did the editors build it up and make it an amazing episode? Abso-freaking-lutely! Come judge with us!

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2023 is coming to an end and it's our final podcast of the year! Join us as we chat our highs of 2023, our TJG predictions for 2024 and what we think will happen in the Bravosphere for this upcoming year. Spin-offs, engagements, divorces, babies, rehab?!--we cover it all! Let us know if you agree or disagree. Have a fabulous Happy New Year and come judge with us!

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We debrief on Season 2 of Paris in Love! While the show is supposedly centered around Paris, the real focus is on Kathy for us. Is Kathy a monster? Will she film a season 3 or try to become a "Friend of" on RHOBH again? Paris seems to live her life in fear, is she really shy or a social introvert? We can't seem to figure Carter out... Is he just a fan? What will she name her third baby? Honestly, we were kind of bummed to have missed her concert--looked like a blast! Can we get a Vegas residency? Come judge with us!

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The RHONY ladies are back and we are SO glad they are! We easily binged the first three episodes of RHUGT in St. Barts and could not wait to recap and discuss! We are obsessed with Kristen, Kelly, Dorinda, Lu, Ramona, Sonja and Dorinda being back on the island together. This is exactly what we needed to end the year! If Bravo can't make this franchise come back, at least take them on vacation! Come judge with us!

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Courtney actually got to watch this week's episode with THE KYLE RICHARDS! She recaps the experience (thank you Threads!) and we chat all things RHOBH. What happened with Denise? Did anyone else tear up listening to Kyle share her experience with her friend? How is Sutton's esophagus a storyline this season? Would you be upset if your husband averaged you out to an 8.5 rating? Are we excited for Erika's show (and would it have done better if people saw the lighter version of herself that she is giving this season)? We discuss this and more. Come judge with us!

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Did you know that the RHOP women are in Austin? You might not have as they've spent a LOT of time in the hotel. Who swallows? Who pees? Who wants to paint their lady parts? Karen is working overtime trying to mend this cast but if they can't get along, then we need a shake up! We catch up with our RHOSLC girls in Bermuda and can’t help but feel bad for Monica on her birthday. Did her mom really call off her family visit? Did the family not want to be filmed? Is there even family in Bermuda?! If Monica is acting, give this woman an Oscar! We are dying to know why the entire cast isn’t talking to her anymore because they sure rallied around her this episode. Monica talked about the DMs to Lisa, who told Angie, who asked about it to Monica, who brought it up to Meredith and you keep the Katsanevas family name out of your mouth! How will Meredith get out of this one? How does it get turned around on Monica? God we love this franchise! Come judge with us!

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We are FINALLY getting the chance to catch up with the ladies of Miami and we are LOVING them (well... all of them minus L*rsa...)! Miami Teresa aka Alexia and Todd may be having some marital problems and it could also involve Adriana but also maybe not? Nicole is trying for Baby #2, Julia is performing "opera", and Lisa is still battling that jerk L*nny (and what's the deal with Jody...?). Guerdy is having her toughest season as she strongly battles breast cancer, no thanks to TMZ L*rsa who can't keep her big ole lips shut. Seriously what is her deal? How does she come back from this? We can't wait to see her get torn to pieces in the reunion. And why Marcus? So many questions we have but either way, we are immensely enjoying this season! Come judge with us!

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Let's just prepare you for this episode as there are some HOT and CONTROVERSIAL takes...

We may be a day late but this podcast is filled with everything from the hot gossip at Kathy’s Christmas party and the latest feud in OC plus an Alexis Bellino return? We are bummed out by this season of Potomac and how the lines have been drawn. Nneka and Wendy should be a power duo, not against each other! We deep dive Salt Lake City and Courtney manages to find a way to defend her Baby G. In Beverly Hills we finally meet Morgan, get tattoos, and Kyle hosts the Dinner Party from Hell Part 2 with people of housewives past and present. Are you Team Kyle or Team Sutton? Either way, come judge with us!

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Happy Thanksgiving, Jurors! We chat on which housewives we would want at our table for Thanksgiving plus recaps of Potomac and Salt Lake City. We get to celebrate Wendy’s kids First Holy Communion, watch Ashley take back the rumors she’s already spread, and Robyn feel bad for people spending their precious time on her boring life (is this play about us?!). In Salt Lake City, we see and Angie try to reconnect with Shawn, we celebrate Pioneer Day (bonnets and all), and we watch Monica shut down. Are you on Monica's side or everybody else's? We are thankful to all our loyal listeners! As always, come judge with us! 

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Guess what? We're back! We discuss our dinner tonight plus Beverly Hills! The ladies continue their adventures in Vegas with $6k cowboy hats, elevator fights, and so much more. Erika is a breath of fresh air without Lisa Rinna this season and is truly shining. We watch Sutton make a hefty cocktail at 1pm. We wonder if Dorit and Pkayyyy are trying to get Mo and Kyle to admit to separating? Kyle is giving us a lot this season--including examples of Sutton becoming unhinged. NAME 'EM! Come judge with us! 

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This week we go to Ashley’s coastal chic housewarming party where she stirs the pot and changes new housewife Nneka's words around (it was the tequila!). The women immediately the love her and we couldn't help but wonder: how are Wendy and Candiace going to film with these alliances? Juan continues to mumble and tell Robyn he doesn’t care and we get to see sweet Uncle Lump…who didn't know Ashley went to the Bahamas with Michael. Will they ever get a divorce? In Salt Lake City, Lisa Barlow opens for Heather’s Bad Mormon book party (Summer Mary has been moved to listen to the audio version this week) and she and Lisa seem to finally understand each other. Move over Bad Weather because we have the GAY BAR! Mary and Willy Wonka have us over for crackers, Seth and Meredith attempt a podcast, and Grandma LD returns the car! Come judge with us!

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Have you had enough of us this week or is it not enough at all!? With the release of HubbHouse on Viall Files, we had to listen and hear her side of the story. We chat about what was said, how she found out and all the in between. We also chat RHOBH, with such a silly episode. Truth be told, there is a lightness about this season with a certain cast member missing. Now these women truly can be their authentic selves. Like Sutton, who is showing us her true colors of a rich Southern Belle. Why can't she get the second date? She had a full breakdown over pants and integrity. But don't worry, she's kinky! Do you listen to music while you get it on? Or is it lights off in silence!?(Apologies for the random silence during this part as we were laughing WAY too hard...) Come judge with us!

A very happy birthday to the one and only, Summer Mary!!!!

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Mary made it to BravoCon! Find out how she made it happen plus her full breakdown and all the Bravolebs she met! Plus we get a super-sized episode of RHOSLC where we manage to still defend Queen Barlow, explain why Heather is so obsessed with Lisa, question Whitney giving her 13 year old a golf cart, and watch Monica use her street smarts. Where the hell is Meredith!? Come judge with us!

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The Season 8 premiere of Potomac is upon us! Did the producers tell these women to shape up or ship out?! Robyn is addressing all of the "incidents" with Juan that she hid last season. What does Robyn want to do? Juan is just a nice guy. He helps those in need, with hotel rooms, washing jerseys and getting pedicures. Ashley is basically admitting to being a gold digger and her kids seem to be in great shape, Gizelle and Jason are... something, and Mia and Gordon are in a very "small" house. Candiace needs MONEY honey to pay for this tour. We barely saw Karen or Wendy and we didn't even meet the newbie! More Happy Eddie, less Too Nice Juan. Come judge with us!

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SO MUCH NEW CONTENT!!! We really mention it all this week talking about the Vanity Fair article, no BravoCon for Ramona (or us), plus Winter House, Southern Charm, and the RHONY Reunion. In Salt Lake City, we've figured out that Mary is only filming for free food, Whitney is setting up Justin, Shawn just wants to shower after work, and Heather needs to stop talking about Jack’s mission, especially now that we know John went on one. Plus, Monica and her mom go at it--maybe they need to get a TLC show. In Beverly Hills, PKKKAYYYYY pulls off the surprise of the century, Pretty Woman meets Berlin (what was this!?). Kyle continues to blow Mo’s cover, Sutton gets ready to date, Erika demonstrates empathy and the girls head to Vegas! Come judge with us!

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The Season 13 Premiere of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills does not disappoint! We've got Dorit Retreat with her taking the women to Malibu to air out their grievances. Erika can’t help but double down about her BravoCon comment about Dorit's marriage, Sutton reveals another interesting tidbit about PK and Kyle is in her rebel phase: ready to make her own rules, tattoos included. Garcelle teaches her son to pump gas, Sutton bought a horse, and we wanted more Crystal! Come judge with us! 

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Season 3 of Winter House kicks off strong with a new cast from all over: Below Deck, Summer House: OG, Summer House: MV, VPR, and a new blonde girl. The house seems to be an even playing field for everyone with snowball fights, hot tubs, and many single friends. Is this Hook Up House? Jordan denies both Alex and Brian in the first night and Kory won’t admit he is dating Sam. Schwartz comes with bags under his eyes, one week post Scandoval, and we can’t wait to see how the season unfolds. Come judge with us! 

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Things we are excited about this week: Britney Spears' new book, Taylor Swift being our Roman Empire, Jessel in Rolling Stone and Southern Charm. The finale of RHONY was a last minute attempt for some drama and Courtney may or may not be coming for Sai. Seriously though, who is this Connecticut man? Will Jenna Lyons come back next season? What do we grade this overall inaugural season of new RHONY? In Salt Lake City, Angie hosts Greek Easter and Mary finds out her son is married. Heather can’t help but ask about Jack, his mission, and why won’t Lisa read her book. Monica is trying to take down her mother and Whitney is trying to take down Justin. Come judge with us! 

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So much Bravo, so little time! We chat all things Southern Charm, RHOC, RHONY and RHOSLC! Charleston seems like a VERY small town where everyone is involved in each other's lives. Would strictly a hook up between Austen and Taylor be more acceptable than questioning if they should be in an actual relationship? Would you be sad to not get the invite to the "after party"? RHOC had a great season but we don't think a Part 2 for the reunion was even necessary. Too much yelling over each other and the women seemed to try to wrap things up with a nice little bow. We give an ultimatum to Shannon: either pause RHOC or pause John Janssen, but you can't have both! RHONY has us questioning why Sai and Erin care so much about Jessel and Pavit. As a Juror said, Taank Tops Unite! We still think all the women should return for a Season 2 and see the changes after watching Season 1. A show needs villains! Another week, another great episode of RHOSLC! These women are pure camp. Even though Shawn won't take his hat off, we really felt for him after the ruUmoOorZ came out and how he just wants to be his daughters hero. Why can't Lisa and Heather be friends? Why is Mary on the show? Why does Meredith have a 40 inch weave for snow shoeing? Honestly these are questions we probably won't get answers to but... come judge with us!

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This is week we are unhinged (is this surprising anymore?!)! The trailers for RHOBH and RHOM were released this week and we are going to be fed this winter! We can’t get enough of Lisa Barlow celebrating her riches, Mary fat and fashion shaming, Whitney making Monica tell Angie a made up rumor and Heather with her best friends aka her daughters. In New York, Jessel continues to be a star and Erin and Sai just need to embrace they are the mean girls. In the RHOC reunion we are proud that Gina held her own against Shannon and that Jen and Heather stood up to Tamra! Come judge with us! 

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Mary is back this week and she is MARRIED! She gives us all the details about her amazing day and the absolutely beautiful wedding that took place. We are SOOO happy for her and she made the most beautiful bride! She catches up on all the Bravo happenings while she was away.We chat the RHOC finale and who is a loser. What we think will happen next season and cast predictions. We really loved everyone's costumes and we stand firmly on Team Dubrow! RHOSLC continues to make us laugh. Is Monica a necessary evil? Is she a great cast member? Why is she going after Baby Gorgeous?! Would you be a wet foodle or a French poodle? All we know is we want MORE! Come judge with us!

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While Summer Mary prepares for her weekend nuptials (YAY!), we are joined by special guest, Courtney's mom! Dee from HB joins us to discuss all things Utah with both Sister Wives and RHOSLC. We chat about the state of the Browns and what we think is next. Is there a next? Why do they do this show? Did Sobbin Robyn finally get the monogamy she wanted out of plural marriage!? Courtney then asks her mom to dive into RHOSLC with the first 3 episodes of Season 4. She gives her first impressions of the ladies (not all great...) and describes each in one word. It looks like we have converted another over to the SLC franchise! Come judge with us!

Congratulations are in order for Mary this weekend! We can't wait to have Mary back to share all the details!

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The boys (and girls) are back in town in the Season 9 premiere of Southern Charm! Somehow we just can't resist this show! Looks like the season will be surrounding if Taylor and Austen hooked up. What do we think happened there? The tangled web we weave as Shep and Taylor learn how to be around each other, Austen wades through his exes of Madison and Olivia and Paige has to decide if she wants to spend more time in Charleston. The main event of the episode was celebrating Madison's wedding to Brett. Do we think he knows the real Madison? Who is this friend Brittany and can she throw us a party? We love a martini bar! So did a lot of the guests, including potentially Taylor, who had a bit of a break down being around Shep. We are excited for the season and can't wait to watch what happens. Come judge with us!

P.S. Next time you hear from the both of us, Mary will be MARRIED!!!!!!

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Salt Lake City is back and it gave us the chills! Honestly, this season premiere was pure gold. We are literally fighting about taking baths! Mary Cosby is back talking about flatulence and is unsure of her son is married even though they live in the same house. Heather can’t stop talking about her black eye, Whitney has never looked better, Angie is kissing Barlow butt, and we meet Monica who is our Jen Shah link. Apparently, we can’t quit her, even while she's in prison. Monica is literally the definition of a RAT! We have a feeling Monica is trying to bring down the Barlows. At the Fresh Start Party, the fashion is horrendous yet fabulous and everyone gets to throw snowballs at each other's heads. Welcome back, ladies! Come judge with us! 

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We interrupt your week to discuss pressing news--it was announced today that Carl and Lindsay have ended their engagement. We talk what we know, what may have happened and what could happen. Hold your loved ones tight and come judge with us!

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RIP to Summer Mary, it felt like we hardly knew her this year. As we mourn the loss of SM, we deep dive into the Bravo of it all. First off, what is wrong with B*thenny Fr*nkel? Ok now—What will next season of RHOA look like? Will the OGs return? Will we get to see Single Drew? Are Courtney and Ralph not really cousins but perhaps having an affair? For you Sister Wives fans—are Ralph and Kody Brown one in the same?! Are you ready to admit that Jessel is the true star of RHONY? JUDITH!? Can the other women be more themselves? Does Erin find an issue with everyone? Was Brynn in the wrong? Pretend amnesia seemed to have hit the franchises this week as over in OC, Shannon totally definitely would NEVER mention CPS. Did Heather call the paps for Disneyland? Can Shannon ever forgive Heather? Does Ryan own a shirt? This and more on TJG—come judge with us!

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We wrap up the remaining parts of Rachel’s interview with B*thenny, the number one podcast in the whole entire world! In Atlanta we talk about why Ralph is jealous of Drew plus Bob bringing his girlfriend/daughter. Do you think Sheree knew about her previously? RHONY celebrates a 10 year marriage with a vow renewal and Erin always having an issue with everyone. We want to know more about this Fried Chicken Committee, btw. Orange County is having its Renaissance Era with Shannon maybe figuring out that the call is coming from inside the house (literally, it's her..). We can’t get enough of Heather not saying anything in front of the girls but saying everything in her confessional and an inside look at her $14 million Roberto Cavalli apartment. And we love when they break the fourth wall, come judge with us! 

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Rachel finally breaks her silence on B*thenny's podcast this week. 3 parts?! One was enough! We break it down for you so you don't have to listen. Is Bethenny Rachel's new leader? Is he using Rachel as a pawn for her lawsuit? We also break down the RHOSLC trailer and Courtney "sings" a new single we made for Lisa Barlow. On Atlanta, Ralph still sucks, and Sanya tries to announce her pregnant we're to everyone. We solidified our love for Brynn on this week's RHONY, while also enjoying Erin and Jessel try to figure each other out. The show needs more Ubah! Join us on this journey and come judge with us!

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We are back after what feels like forever! We chat about what we did over our break and update each other on life. While we were out, a lot seemed to happen: the Southern Charm trailer, RHONY Legacy switcheroo, Kyle in Morgan Wade's new music video plus a quick recap of Below Deck Down Under and RHOA. We deep dive RHONY and wonder who is the number one girl in the group. Is Jessel the Ramona? Is Brynn the Bethenny? Is Jenna Lyons a good "housewife"? In Orange County, we talk all things re Shannon and John Janssen (paralyzing but healthy!) and are Team Heather Dubrow (not Duhoe). Will anyone take on Tamra and her pot stirring ways? Come judge with us! 

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The women of RHONY are still in the Hamptons fighting over Jenna sleeping at her own house and David the personal trainer. We question if Jenna is a real housewife or in a league of her own? We learn that Brynn came out of the womb flirting, the ladies all get laid in interesting positions and places and Jessel got a popsicle stuck up… somewhere... Come judge with us!

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Welcome to Bishop Gray Academy, a world of high-stakes and cut-throat competition.

Academy, a riveting coming-of-age audio drama co-produced by AT WILL MEDIA and Wondery, follows the story of Ava Richards, a scholarship student who transfers to Bishop Gray, one of the most elite and competitive boarding schools in America.

As Ava tries to find her place in this high-pressure environment, she soon crosses paths with an underground society known as The Night of the Wolf, which caters to the school's wealthiest students and enforces strict secrecy. With trust in short supply, Ava must navigate a dangerous and alluring world where friendships will be tested, romances will bloom, and ambitions cut short.

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Episode two kicks off immediately with the ladies headed to the Hamptons. Erin opens up her 6500 square foot home to the women and greets them with caviar while Sai brings Charmin as her house guest gift (she refuses to use 1-ply which we are pretty sure Erin has never had in her house anyways). We learn more about Jenna and her upbringing and she kindly gifts everyone with lingerie. Jessel does not feel sexy and thinks she looks like a Christmas tree. Ubah searches for food and finds coconut milk in the Topping Rose's kitchen. We are already missing Brynn and are happy she will be coming back next week. Come judge with us! 

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Join us as we recap the Season 14 Premiere of Real Housewives of New York City! We meet all the women: Brynn Whitfield, Jenna Lyons, Jessel Taank, Sai de Silva, Ubah Hassan, and Erin Lichy. The first episode starts off strong with the women fighting about an unnamed restaurant and #cheesegate. Are you Team Erin or Team Brynn? Did Sai really say “that’s weird” about eating cheese? Who are your favorites and how many marriages within this cast will last? Come judge with us!

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This week we catch up on the news and have a breathe of fresh air with Crappie Lake! We are thrilled to have Lu and Sonja back on our screens. In Atlanta the girls raise money for MommiNation and the OG's audition for their return...unfortunately none of them make the cut. In Orange County Heather is definitely not the tres amiga, Gina finds comfort in Travis, against Heather's advice, and Jenn continues to stand by her cheating man. Come judge with us!

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This week we update you on the Kyle and Mauricio drama and talk about our 4th of July celebrations. In RHOC, we are still in Montana and watch Tamra run over Jenn with and then burn the bus. Jenn is constantly defending her character to Gina, who is triggered by Jenn's infidelities who then comes to find out Ryan said he was going to "f*ck Tamra, watch." Shannon continues to drink tequila and Taylor goes Oklahoma on her belt, and Heather picks up gummy bears and shovels crap. Come judge with us! 

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On the Third of July our lives were forever changed when People Magazine exclusively announced that Kyle Richards and Mauricio Umansky have separated. Get our immediate reactions as this story develops... (don't worry, we are sharing Courtney's minor in Psychology to discuss).

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This week we talk all thing Atlanta and Orange County. Has Mary switched to Kandi's side? Is Kairo hotter as a father? Are we watching Drop Ralph? Is Sanya playing both teams? Will Kenya have another baby with Mark? In Orange County we watch "CUT it Closed" and see Tamra and Emily throw their cake and eat it too! Tamra is having the Sunday Scaries and is on an apology tour to Shannon, it's working. Also, we need the real timeline of Jenn and Ryan love story, car knocking included. And God bless Gina for not being able to keep her mouth shut! Plus find out what NCMO and Dante's Peak mean...come judge with us!

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We recap Mary’s Bachelorette Party in Puerto Vallarta and catch up on almost all things Bravo. We are enjoying Summer House: MV and Below Deck Sailing plus we talk RHOC and the final RHONJ with an appearance from the men. In OC, the girls go on a yacht and Tamra quickly falls back in place calling Shannon a drunk and telling her to f*ck a duck. Is she overproducing? Is Heather likable this season? Also we are really liking newbie Jenn! Could Louie be any scarier? Between calling Marge’s son, wearing Nonno’s pajamas, hiring Bo Dietl, and security we are a bit worried for Tre. With this season finally over, we say who can stay and go in that cast. Come judge with us!  

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You didn't think we would miss out on talking about the final episode of this season of Vanderpump Rules did you?! After a wild ride of a season, we finally come to an end with Raquel giving her side of the story (a few different times). The big reveal seemed to not be so big and overwhelming as we may have initially thought. Ariana had some choice words for Sandoval and Raquel. But do we actually feel bad for Raquel for how hard some of the cast went in on her? (Are you guys going to turn on us for potentially having bad opinions?!) Will the entire cast be back next season? Courtney also breaks down the official LA VPR Watch Party at Sur (someone needed to stop serving her the Pumptinis!) and we chat about Mary's upcoming bachelorette. Come judge with us!

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The B is back as Tamra Judge rides in on her motorcycle to kick off Season 17 of RHOC. This franchise is almost a legal adult! Emily drinks out of a dog bowl, Gina is trying some new fashion looks, Heather is still rich, Shannon is zen, and newbie Jen and her boyfriend Ryan replace last season's Dr. Jen and her husband Ryne. Can Tamra and Shannon mend their friendship? Will Gina hang out with Heather? Will Jen have some skeletons exposed? Where was our lil twerp, Shane!? While not a bang of a premiere, it was a nice catch up with the ladies of OC. Come judge with us!

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This was the week of REUNIONS! We talk all things VPR Reunion part 2, RHONJ Reunion, and the Summer House Reunion. We also talk Martha's Vineyard and RHOA. We basically disagree about everything including: Marlo vs Kandi, Paige vs Lind/Carl, but we do agree that both Tre and Melissa can go! Come judge with us!

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We breakdown every second of the VPR Reunion, part 1. Plus we talk about Tre and Louie's wedding, he sits down peeing. Come judge with us!

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We disagree about many things this week! Did Moriah and Phil deserved to be voted off the island? Have we ever had an issue with someone defecating and not flushing to show dominance (no, Ramona does not count...)?Is Silas controlling? Did Shanice do what she was accused of with stalking an ex? And why didn't Amir say anything about the towels?! We loved the Potomac crossover with Candiace in Atlanta. Did Drew go off the script with Marlo? Is Marlo over producing? What was she even yelling at Drew for? And who dressed Drew for this performance?! Who is Team Danielle and who is Team Lindsey? What will next season of Summer House look like? Should anything change? Come judge with us! 

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We had to let Scandoval get the credit it deserved last night and have a bonus episode! We debrief the rest of the Bravos hot gossip from the week! We talk both Summer Houses, debrief the Atlanta housewives taglines, and weigh in on the finale of Jersey. What is going to happen in the Garden State? They are officially on pause! Come judge with us!

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Any Bravo fan knows that tonight was our Super Bowl! We dissect every second of the SCANDOVAL in the Vanderpump Rules finale episode. What a time to be alive! Come judge with us! 

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Truly, what a time to be alive! We discuss all things Summer House, RHONJ, and SCANDOVAL. Can Danielle ever recover from that meltdown? Will she and Lindsay ever be friends again? Should Robert have stepped in? Why is no one happy for Radhouse? In New Jersey, Paulie claims he has a ring for Dolo, Danielle still isn't talking to her brother and Luis wouldn’t even share water with Joey Gorga. Why did the Gorgas not RSVP to the wedding? Something About Her had a taste test that left Katie, Ariana, and Mrs. Maloney in tears. Our mouth dropped with Raquel talking to Ariana about her sex life and then “standing her own” with Katie. Truly unbelievable and we still get ONE more episode! There is so much to talk about! Come judge with us! 

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The Peaches are back for Season 15 of the Real Housewives of Atlanta! Kenya feels alive again--she has been awakened and is preparing to take down Martell, Sheree's new beau. According to Sanya, she went from Mr. Community Service to Mr. Community Property. The streets are talking and saying he has enough sperm to impregnate all of Atlanta…but according to Kenya that shouldn't be a problem for Sheree. She is looking good in her She by Sheree but we aren’t exactly sure if you can buy her athleisure wear. Marlo is in a good place with the boys and Michael and William seem happy. Sanya came to play with the big girls this season, throwing Ross a $100k 40th birthday party! We finally know why her entire family lives with her and off her now. Drew doesn’t even make an appearance in episode one but Ralph manages to come to the party, where newbie Courtney and Kandi get into it! Kandi has a feeling of darkness this season as she struggles to manage being a mom, wife, and entrepreneur. Don’t get in her way or she might headbutt you. Come judge with us!  

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SEASON 3, EPISODE 13: MIAMI VICES

We go back in the Vanderpump Rules archives to revisit Miami Girl's confrontation with Sandoval. What’s that expression: Hindsight is 20/20?! No truer words have ever been spoken. Kristen “flies in” Anne-Marie from Miami to tell her every dirty secret from the vacation. We find out Tom was chill, wanted to hold hands, and stayed up all night having heart-to-hearts before having S-E-X with his 4.5 expletive. It’s Scheana’s wedding week and she is worried Kristen might tell someone to “suck a dick” at her reception. Meanwhile Schwartz is pursuing his model/acting career and Jax is trying to girlfriend up Carmen. These men had us all fooled and nine years later, not much has changed in their behavior, but we the viewer have become wiser. We loved going down memory lane and hope you do too! Come judge with us! 

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An extra long podcast today because well, we have the time and, well, because we like to ramble on and on and on... This week of Summer House brought us back to the old days. Kory and Sam are the future and we are along for the ride. The Carl and Lindsay fight was brutal: Should he defend her more? Was she too harsh to him? The fighting continues on Vanderpump rules. Round 1: James vs Schwartz with a bad joke about Rachella that ended up with beer in the face and comparing proposals. Round 2: Lala vs Schwartz which consisted of insults like corny, bootleg housewife, and broke 40 year old loser. Round 3: Raquel vs Katie because she's not a homewrecker. Round 4: Sandoval vs Katie, with Sandy projecting on Katie and denying anything has happened between him and Raquel. Can someone roll footage on the 1am Abbey night?! Every time we see progress with Teresa and Melissa, we see a bit of regression. Have we reached the final straw? OVER IT! Should Marge be worried about Lexi? And we love Danielle, who is also the future of RHONJ. Come judge with us!

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This week we break down the Tom Sandoval and Howie Mandel interview--who thought that was a good idea? Bravo definitely didn’t approve! In VPR, we get to see Scheana have her happily ever after with her #1 best friend, and come to find out she’s been married for a year! Katie and Kristina in their muppet glory watch it all from the balcony. Katie also finds out about Raquel and Tom kissing and she is livid! How could he humiliate her in front of everyone? Schwartz shows his true colors and tries to seek empathy from James, you know, Raquel's ex-fiancé. The ladies of Jersey head to Ireland to find out what Marge's arsenal has on Melissa. Aydin finally admits to talking to the tea reader prior and shares with Danielle that Melissa was making out with someone in the back of a car! Melissa is still upset her mother, Donna Marco, isn’t invited to the wedding and Tre is the coolest sister around. We loved a party at the Summer House and enjoyed celebrating Kyle's 40th with the cast old and new. Can Danielle and Lindsay every come back from this? Reunions do have a way of healing... Come judge with us! 

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To think that Mary didn’t think anyone would watch VPR this season... We have been dissecting every seconds of this show! Do not miss Schwartz on WWHL! Can you believe Raquel Alex McCord had to deliver the message to Katie Jill Zarin about not being able to use the pool with a swim up bar, you know like the pool that you can swim up to the bar? We also discuss gaslighting Schwartz, LVP trying to stay relevant, Lala warning Ally, and Raquel kissing the other Tom! In New Jersey, we aren’t sure if any of the women have ever been in a modern house, Jackie obsessing over Danielle and her brother story, plus the new bridesmaids since Dina and Tre aren’t talking (GIVE US THAT!). What really happened with Louis and Dina’s husband? Can the show actually survive without Teresa or did this week prove out that she is needed? Can we make Lindsay a housewife and Carl can be the Ken Todd to her LVP? This gang up is just getting to be too much! Too much that we are enjoying the presence of Kory and are excited to watch his relationship with Sam unfold! Come judge with us!

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It feels like it's been much too long, but here we are! Congratulations to our March MANness 2023 Winner, Captain Jason! We are so excited to have him join the Hot Hall of Fame (which is taking place this week in our stories)! People say they aren't enjoying Summer House, but why? Are Carl and Lindsay real? Is Lindsay hiding her true self? Is Danielle projecting? Are the others not ready to confront their own issues? Will the fights between the Gorgas and Teresa ever end? Why is Luis wearing Nonno's pajamas? Why was this not made a bigger deal? Why does Jackie care about Danielle's issues with her brother when Jackie doesn't address her own issues with her sister? Why is every episode of VPR like looking for Easter eggs? Why is James the funniest person on TV (slash we would never want to be his friend)? Why did Ally hitch her wagon to him? Why did Katie go to Mexico? Why did Kristina Kelly come to the Welcome Dinner? Why is Brock hot with his new haircut? Justice SURved! Come judge with us!

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Coming early to you this week! We hope you're all having fun with March MANness! We break down where the brackets currently sit, the upsets, and who we see continuing on. Who do you think will be our 2023 March MANness Winner? Don’t forget you can buy merch (is it... Merch MANness?)! We also deep dive the VPR mid-season trailer and are somehow on Team Raquel after the Katie Divorce Trip. In RHONJ, we talk about the softball game, not feeling bad for Frank Sr as Dolores progresses in her relationship with Paul, being Team Tre, and Melissa remodeling her new house after fan backlash. Is Summer fun? Why is everyone against RadHouse? What is it about this couple that affects the house so much? Come judge with us! 

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It's the Most Wonderful Time of the YEAR! It's March MANness time! We break down the bracket and seedings, discuss who we think will win, where we see upsets and which men are already excited to participate. Everything kicks off Thursday with voting in our Instagram stories. In the meantime, fill out your bracket, reach out to your favorite Bravolebrity to send in their photos, and get ready to campaign for them all!

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PSA: Please be respectful towards the men that are participating. We are so glad that they take part each year and without them (and you!), this wouldn't be as fun and exciting as it is. Thank you to the men and thank you, Jurors, for your participation. We hope you have as much fun as we do!

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We'll always remember where we were when news broke that Ariana and Sandoval had broken up due to a months-long affair between Tom and Raquel. Our lives have been consumed by this Scandoval and it seems like as soon as you put your phone down, something else happens. We do our best to walk you through the timeline of events and our reactions to it all. Could anyone have predicted this to happen? It is just... a lot. And Courtney would like to first and foremost apologize for trying to make you believe that Sandoval was hot. Come judge with us!

We also discuss March MANness and the schedule of events. Get ready to vote and objectify some men!

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We come to you early this week chatting a bit of RHOM, VPR, Part 2 of the RHOP Reunion, and Summer House! Will Adriana be able to move past her comments about Frankie? We will be listening to her song all week long while in Hawaii sipping on mai tais. Is Marysol a negative presence for the group? Is Scheana doing the dirty work? Did Raquel and Schwartz already hook up? Who is this Jo character? And is it really that Tom Schwartz is the villain?? Proud of Candiace and Wendy, who owned the reunion and led a very powerful conversation on colorism. Will Robyn be demoted? Is it ok that Wendy was assaulted since Gizelle doesn't like her? Why is Karen in the first seat? Summer House is still on Weekend 2 and they are still talking about RadHouse. Should Danielle be standing up for Lindsay and Carl? Would you work for Kyle? Would the company be what it is without Carl? Can we expose the man that screwed over Queen Gabby AND Danielle? (Make sure to not share your passwords to social media!) Come judge with us! 

P.S. We know its almost March, which means its almost March MANness! Get ready for next week--we'll see you then! x

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It's good to be back! We deep dive the Potomac reunion which had Andy roasting Robyn and defending Chris and Candiace. Did Karen even talk or was her contribution a simple yawn? Does Mia know the difference between board members and managing members? In the Hamptons, Kyle couldn't take it anymore and says Carl shows up drunk and on drugs for work. Is Carl not being compensated enough? Is Lindsay in his ear? Will Kyle be invited to the wedding? Whose side are you on? In New Jersey, we are Team Tre and Luis and think Joey Gorga doesn't want to make amends because he won't have a storyline. Should Melissa's mother have been invited to the wedding? Danielle and her kids are the breakout stars this season with Paulie being a close second. We are happy Dolores has found a man that can take care of her, she doesn't need the Easter Bunny aka Mr. Potato Head. Come judge with us! 

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The Season 7 premiere of Summer House is here! Things are different this time around, including only having access to 5 bedrooms and RadHouse being a staple this season. Will there be rotating room assignments? We have 3 new cast members and it seems like they'll be making a definite impact: Gabby, who is our Astrology Queen; Sam, who works at Cosmo; and Chris, who is begging to make it to next season as the lone single male of the house. Lindsay and Carl opened the episode in a somewhat cringe scene--we are happy for you but we don't need to see the foreplay, even though Hubbs looks HOT. Looks like it may be a Bonnie and Clyde type of season for them again as we can see the relationship between Carl and Kyle start to crack. Kyle even says: his two best friends are dating and he should be happy, but why isn't he? Is Lindsay providing Carl the confidence he needs to ask for more? Also, is Barry's Bootcamp providing sponsorship for them this season? Did you know they love to go there? We really enjoyed Paige this episode, who became somewhat of a narrator to provide us a "where we are now" for the start of the season. And in a turn we did NOT see coming--Lindsay vs Mya. Are they upset that Mya outed Carl's "California Sober"? Does Lindsay think Mya is a bad influence? Did Mya try to get with Carl? This season feels like it's going to be a bit dark and we are hoping everybody makes it out in a better place than they came in. BUT we know that probably won't happen. SUMMER SHOULD BE FUN! Come judge with us!

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We are talking the Season 10 premiere of Vanderpump Rules! We love the new opening credits, showing off all of the different spinoff locations. But why are the girls featured in TomTom?! This episode was a nice way to get us all caught up on what is happening in these SURvers (former??) lives since we left them last year. Including: Tom and Katie divorce, Lala and Rand break up, James and Raquel end their engagement. Raquel is eating nachos with Peter?! Lala is on the prowl and doing it sober. Katie and Tom are BFFs who are co-parenting their dogs. Why does everyone live in Valley Village now? James is back on the sauce and has a new girlfriend, Allie, who feels like she switched lives with Raquel. (Did Allie previously date Peter?) Lala has called Schwartz weak and wants nothing to do with him since he wants to play pickleball with Rand. Schwartz and Sandy's is getting ready for the Daily Mail party (because yes, it still hasn't opened) and thankfully T. Sandy has been able to take a little break from his touring music career with Tom Sandoval and the Most Extras. Oh and Scheana was kind of there in a very small supporting role. Look--did anything really happen here? No. But are we excited to have these people back in our lives? Yes. Come judge with us!

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The Season 13 premiere of RHONJ is here! We meet new housewives Rachel and Danielle plus a Friend Of in Jen Fessler. The new girls seemingly fit right in which has us wondering--where have they been all this time? Teresa and the girls have moved in with Luis and we question whether she has EMBRACED his family or REPLACED her family. Speaking of... the Guidice/Gorga drama is still going strong. Is it that big of a deal that Teresa didn't ask Melissa to be a bridesmaid? Does Melissa really want to be a bridesmaid? Is this just more cannon for the Gorgas to hate Teresa? Marge and Teresa seemingly make up in this episode over cheese and crackers and it's because Teresa wants to NOT because Luis is making her. Has Luis made a positive impact in Tre's life? Jen vs Dolores is still going but we really just want more Paul. Frank seems to be insecure about his spot in Dolores life but we just want more calendar fun. Where can we buy this?! Come judge with us!

*Apologies in advance as Courtney is traveling so her sound may not be as top notch.

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This week we officially wrapped season three of Salt Lake City. Where will these four go from here? Is Mary Cosby coming back? Will we watch Jen go to prison? Will Whitney and Heather ever get out of this storm? Will Lisa and Meredith ever be friends again? Can they finally leave the country for a cast trip? Will Angie H hold a snowflake? We think not...but she will help Jen Shah pay her legal fees. In Potomac Robyn tries on wedding dresses, Mia claims Wendy touched her box, and we head to the strip club! Charrisse was mentioning it all! “She will f*ck any d*ck that comes her way. She was f*cking a worker in the bathroom.” Would Karen cheat on Ray? Was "Blue Eyes" her driver because she got a DUI? We have so much to discuss, come judge with us!

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We are up against the clock this week in the battle of the podcast vs Mary's dying computer. We still manage to recap the Potomac ladies in Mexico and the first of three parts of the RHOSLC reunion! Where is the Emmy for Potomac production? Between Gizelle’s stomach, Grande and Dame Special Potomac Unit, and the sketch of Juan’s mature woman, they had us howling! Does Juan have a girlfriend? Does Karen have a blue eyed friend? Will Mia and Jacqueline ever make up? Can Ashley keep a secret? At the SLC reunion, the women show up in a sprinter van and Heather finally admits to blacking out. Why didn’t she say that from the beginning? Lisa is still a queen, Meredith is still a lawyer, and Whitney thinks Andy is the Housewife Whisperer. Come judge with us! 

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Happy week, Jurors! When you're talking bad about someone do you whisper? Do you do a quick look around to make sure they aren't near?! We had a blast watching Traitors and recommend you do the same (but if you haven't--skip ahead a bit as we jump right into it!). We need Kate Chastain back on our screens! The women in Potomac are in Mexico fighting about funerals, fake weddings, if Mia hooked up with Peter's girlfriend of Peter hooked up with Mia's girlfriend, the growth of Candiace and how Jacqueline deserves a champagne glass (more so than Charisse). We also continue to curse L*onard Hochstein. We, too, will buy him some bananas and shove it up his butt! We want a love like Julia and Martina and are happy to watch them persevere. Why does Larsa care that Nicole was married to a school teacher? Is anybody else obsessed with Alexia and Frankie's relationship? Should any of the women be afraid that what is happening to Lisa could happen to them? Why is the Miami cast SO stunning?! Come judge with us!

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What a week in the Bravo Universe! We discuss all of the "departures" including Lisa Rinna, Diana Jenkins and Kathryn Dennis, Jen Shah’s sentencing, the VPR trailer, RHUGT season 4 cast, and other hot topics like Phaedra joining Married to Medicine (although she isn’t a doctor nor dating a doctor nor have anything to do with medicine) and the end of Shannon Storms Beador and John Janssen. We travel to Mexico with the ladies of Potomac and watch a geriatric fight between Charisse and Karen. Did Charisse sleep with one of Karen’s boyfriends? Does Jacqueline sleep with G? Who is watching Jacqueline's kids? It takes a village (not that Mia would know...)! In Salt Lake City, we go to a book launch with no book, and chills were sent down our back as we watched the choir sing Amazing Grace (chills of embarrassment). Meredith and Heather travel to New York to support Jen, where she officially pleads guilty. Did Coach Shah know? Did he make her do it? Come judge with us! 

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Happy New Year, Jurors! Remember, you're not startin' over, you're startin'! We hope you all had a lovely holiday break and some time to rest, relax and catch up on all your favorite TV shows. We chat about our current Prolon journey (feel free to skip about 10 min ahead if it feels triggering) and how we plan on tackling the New Year (newsflash: it may be a new year, but it's the same us!). RHOP had us giggling throughout the entire episode and those editors really deserve the praise! The way they troll these women for their pretend storylines--between the Muhammad Ali of Live Shows, Happy Eddie, Sesame Street characters and Mia not being able to keep her throuple straight, we enjoyed the heck out of this one! In RHOSLC, we are still talking about NOT talking about Heather's black eye. Has another housewife fallen from grace as fast as one Heather Gay? This has become a horrible storyline. If she's covering for Jen, why does she keep insinuating it was Jen? Why does her story keep changing? Why are we still being subjected to this!? Meredith throws a charity event that Brooks planned for 48 hours with his glue gun. What does Coach Shah know? With Jen's sentencing coming up this Friday and next week being the finale, it all feels too final! Come judge with us!

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It's our last podcast of 2022 and what better way to go out then chat all things about Real Housewives of Miami! Look--if you don't have Peacock, this is your sign to gift yourself a subscription. It is WELL WORTH IT strictly for RHOM. This season is focused on the demise of Lisa and Lenny's marriage. Everything from the hot mic moment, to playing tennis so can't watch the kids, to locking out his OWN MOTHER and the nanny so he can hook up with his side piece to his overall demeanor towards Lisa--TRASH! What in the midlife crisis is this crap, Leonard!? Also prove to us you have abs--we aren't buying it!!!! Is this Alexia's season to be the villain? Is she the Teresa of Miami? Is Marysol a full-fledged alcoholic? We get it--you like cockies. Will Julia and Martina make it through this season? What exactly is going on there...? Do we love Anthony Lopez this season? Is he going to make it to the March MANness bracket? Should Adriana/Kiki/Marysol be full time housewives? Adriana should be full-time for the BBL shade and calling out Alexia! Do you love or hate Larsa and her parties for all her businesses? Truly, the Miami women have served 6 out of 6 episodes and we are LOVING this season. Come judge with us!

Happy New Year, Jurors! We can't wait to do 2023 with you! <3

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Happy holidays, Jurors! We are so close to 2023 and can't wait to welcome the New Year with you all--but probably not with a live show like Gizelle and Robyn. How did they not fill a 400 person venue? This is our greatest fear! Was it reasonable or was it shady? Will Karen's show be as good next episode? Will Robyn and Juan ever get married? Why is Jacqueline needing Mia to answer all of the questions about their relationship? What story has Mia told? Will they get their facts straight? Do you prefer music videos or concerts? In RHOSLC, Heather is really making our blood boil. Does she know what happened to her eye or not? Was it Jen? Was it a drunken accident? Was it a shady knock on the door? Why can't she just tell us? Who is she protecting?! HERSELF! To deflect, Meredith, Heather and Jen try to turn it onto Queen Lisa Barlow after a day of wine tasting. Everything comes to a head at the Greek dinner (which takes place at like 10:30pm) and was it a rant or a tirade?! Who cares about an SEC filing and it's funny how knowledgeable Jen is when starting new businesses... And is Meredith really mad at Lisa about the hot mic moment or was it the cancelled makeup artist in a pandemic?! Come judge with us!

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This week we discuss RHOP and RHOSLC. Congrats to Candiace on her MBA! Does Wendy only film with Eddie? Should Ray have gotten involved with the Chris/Gizelle drama? Why is nobody in the group, including Karen, saying that Karen isn't having an affair?! Over in San Diego the RHOSLC ladies hit the beach for some lame beach games that Meredith can't even engage with and Jen shares a secret. Heather and Whitney can’t seem to listen to each other in their Amazon Marilyn MONroe wigs and is it all because Heather is jealous of Queen Barlow?! The Good Time Girls show off their t*tties and Heather wakes up with a black eye. How did it happen? Come judge with us! 

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Don't be myopic and come join us this week as we discuss the trip similarities of the ladies in Miami and San Diego. Why is Wendy STILL the one being left out? Would you rather be on the boat or driving lambos? Is Robyn making up this “wedding"? Did Gizelle charge and put the speaker in Robyn's purse? Does Candiace have pretend amnesia regarding Karen stepping out with other men? In San Diego, we are still on Day One with Jen throwing champagne, carrots, and shoes overboard. Does she even remember the boat ride? What does she have on Heather that Heather keeps defending her? Is Heather the Queen of deflecting? Should Meredith be demoted from the CEO of Fun? Who is fighting and who has made up in this wild episode?! Go find yourself another Heather Gay and come judge with us! 

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In the words of Brittany Cartwright, “I’m engaged!”; Michael popped the question to Mary on Thanksgiving Day! Mary shares the story with all of us. We are liking Southern Hospitality and think it has potential to be a low stakes fun show! We deep dive the ladies of Potomac in Miami: are you Team Wendy or Team Mia? What does Wendy know about Mia from Peter? Do Jacqueline and Mia shower together? Did you know it’s Karen’s 59th birthday? Why is Robyn filming everyone? In San Diego, Angie K. is going for her snowflake by exposing Jen Shah for not paying for Coach's birthday party. Jen claims she paid Angie back with a $5k necklace that Jen couldn’t get on because of her nails. Meredith is trying to boost her resume as the CEO of Fun, Heather warns Danna to choose her fights with Jen wisely, and we were disappointed that Queen Barlow didn’t get enough air time this week! Come judge with us!

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Today, we sit down with one our favorite new cast members, Rachel Clark from Winter House! We chat all the things including Rachel's current relationship status, how she met Kyle and Amanda, as well as her floral business and how she got to where she is today. She talks about being on reality tv, her friendships in Winter House, and who she think is the hottest man on Bravo right now! (That one will truly shock you!) Rachel was a pure delight and we had the best time getting to know her! Come judge with us! 

Happy Thanksgiving, Jurors! We are so thankful for all of you and hope you have a wonderful week. Thanks for sticking with us all this time! xx, C&M

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Happy pre-Thanksgiving, Jurors! Has Craig passed the baton to Kory for the role of the Winter House villain? Are Paige/Ciara/Amanda being mean girls to Jess? Did we need to see the Kory and Jess hook up?! We debrief Potomac at the Burn Session and make our way down to Miami. Ashley isn’t even shocked when Candiace exposes Michael's dalliances. We are Candycanes now and so proud of Candiace for standing up to Gizelle. How do they only have six rooms for nine women in this house? Is Mia the Ramona of the group? What will happen next week with Peter? In RHOSLC, the men get together for a bbq, therapy session, and hand holding. At choir rehearsal Lisa asks Heather, “do you like me?” and she doesn't know how to react. We wonder if Heather has pretend amnesia. Plus Jen Shah plans a trip to San Diego and doesn’t invite Danna. Come judge with us! 

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Happy birthday to our gorgeous Judgey Girl, Summer Mary! We chat a bit about Buying Beverly Hills, or as Mary calls it, The Umansky Show. Over in Potomac, Wendy hosts a "Burn Party" which unsurprisingly does not end well. Why are the GEBs still going after Wendy?! Ashley tries going after Candiace with more stories about Chris. Why can't these two get along? They'd be a dynamic duo! Robyn keeps talking about her nonexistent wedding and it's nonchalantly dropped if Karen may have a blue eyed friend? In SLC, is Heather obsessed with Lisa? Why are we being subjected to this choir tryout? Even mores, why are we being subjected to Seth and Meredith in a bathtub?! Can Bad Weather stand the storm or has it been lost FOREVER?! Come judge with us! 

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We are so excited to welcome our 2020 Champ and 2022 Hall of Fame March MANness winner, Luke Gulbranson to the podcast today! We got to chat with Luke about everything--what it's like to film Winter House (plus the house layout!) and Summer House, his current relationships with the castmates (including his status with Craig), his acting career, and what other irons he has in the fire. Come judge with us!

Thanks so much to Luke for joining us today! Winter House airs on Thursdays on Bravo.

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We may be a day late, but we've packed a lot into this podcast to make up for it! The Tom's show up at Winter House this week to provide a much needed value add while Paige wants to basically leave and never return. In SLC, we are subjected to the set up of a choir audition with 4/5 contestants being Heather's family. The Harrington's show off their desperation creating @shahxposed (still active!): Judge me later! (No thanks, we'll judge you now.) We are really going to miss when Jen goes to prison because she is entertaining the hell out of us. Did Michael actually leave Ashley? Michael getting a vasectomy and the leak of their separation all seems a little sus. We are Team Wendy here and feel bad for her being left out this season. Would you let your kids attend an event you were not invited to? Why were we subjected to so many silly things this week: choir auditions, "family" fun day, arctic games? Either way, we had a blast watching it all! Hope all of you and your fat f*cking Elf on a Shelf husbands are ready to come judge with us!

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So much to talk about this week! In SLC, we are infiltrated with Angie H, who is this franchise's version of Kim D. Did her pretend amnesia of the basketball convo or the martini/spritzer mixup get us worked up enough to think she is a liar? Is Heather aligning with the wrong people? Would you buy The Book of Barlow? In Potomac, Robyn comes to Chris’ defense potentially causing a crack in the Green Eyed Bandits--she is bringing it this season! Candiace tells us to make sure the fourth wall break is shown, much to Wendy's detriment of Mia lying. Is Mia lying? About Chris and about other things? Is Ashley is pretending to get a divorce or at least committing mortgage fraud?! We finally finish RHOBH. Are you Team Kathy or Team Rinna? Is Kyle the one who really suffers here? What did Erika hear in Aspen? Was Rinna abused and traumatized in Aspen? Will Kathy ever forgive Kyle? Can we finally take a breath now that the season has come to an end?! Come Judge with us!!!

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This week we debrief all things Bravocon, the Beverly Hills part 2 reunion, Potomac, and SLC. We do our best to give you a recap of all the craziness that happened at Bravocon. Are the Gorgas out? Are Erika and Dorit fighting? Did Luke and Ashley hook up?! We are so proud of Candiace for sticking up for her man and not letting Gizelle and Ashley create a narrative that he was sliding into their DMs and slipping into hotel rooms. This is NOT a good look for Gizelle who always wants to ruin somebody's relationship. Were you surprised that Rinna doesn’t recycle? Erika really took the blame on that one! We loved how Sutton stood up for herself and Kyle really stuck her foot in her mouth with Crystal (but she has tattoos!!).What side of Bad Weather are you on? Heather or Whitney? Did Heather hear the rumor and choose not to say it out loud? Is she dismissing Whitney and what she is going through? Will Jen get Botox again? Where can we get Ef Bee Eye hats? Come judge with us! 

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Thought you couldn't get enough of us this week? Well--we are back for one more podcast to cover the premiere of Winter House! We met newbies Jessica (Lindsay Jr.), Rachel and Kory, who we think will be great additions to the cast. What do you all think of the new cast? This is the first time that Paige and Craig will be together for 17 consecutive days. Will they make it unscathed? Will Lindsay 2.0 learn to tap more than trees with Luke? Will Jason ever find love? Are Kyle and Amanda sweeter than ever? We couldn’t be happier to watch these lovable idiots in costumes this week and the weeks to come. Welcome back, Winter House! We sure missed you. Come judge with us! 

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Back for a second time this week! The first part of the RHOBH reunion is upon us and we start out with a Halloween ad and chic Jamie Lee Curtis. We try to crack the case of the bots. Who bought them? Garcelle has a few suspects. Why is Andy yawning at Dorit? Is Crystal lying about losing her 14 friends before she was on the show? What really was so dark? Does Erika appreciate Diana “donating” to the victims? In Arizona, the RHOSLC women splash booze all over each other on a barcycle, attend a high fashion rodeo, and try to take down Lisa, John, Henry, and Jack! Have you joined the Barlowism cult yet? Was Whitney stirring the pot, seeking the truth, or had one too many shots? Did Heather know about sleeping with men to get court-side Jazz tickets? Can’t Jen just have fun on a trip for herself! Is iced coffee already cold before they add the ice? This and more! Come judge with us! 

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The ladies of Potomac are back! While not an explosive premiere, it was nice to have these women on our screen again to make us laugh. Seeing the Core 4 together and getting along under the cherry blossoms is all we've wanted! Is Ashley really getting a divorce? Why are she and Michael buying a home with an LLC? Have they actually filed paperwork? Where are the lawyers? Are Robyn and Juan every going to get married? Is the pre-nup because it's a fake relationship? On the show, Mia is dealing with a health scare that some of the women are apprehensive about. IRL, Mia is dealing with Gordon's family potentially stealing from them, which WE are apprehensive about. What is going on with Mia? Candiace and Chris still seem to not get along which will not bode well for the women going after him this season. Karen throws a Spring Has Sprung Party (why not call it a birthday party) and the invitation has really upset Summer Mary. Do you think invites should have an end time? Ashley's "divorce" and Mia's health are brought up and we are left with a "To Be Continued..." Excited to have the Potomac women back! Come judge with us!

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Hooray, another new episode! We recap the ladies of SLC travel to Scottsdale, Arizona aka the redheaded stepchild of Utah. Whitney bravely opens up about her childhood and a Shaman releases all the women's pain. Will Meredith ever forgive Barlow? Or will Barlow ever forgive these women for starting rumors that she sleeps with liquor store officials? We recap the Beverly Hills finale and wonder was who was the leak: Erika, her publicist, Rinna, or even Kyle?! (But probably LVP right?) We predict who will come back next season. Is the Fox Force Five officially over? What a season it was! Bring on the reunion and come judge with us! 

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We are back together to discuss the RHOSLC Season 3 Premiere and RHOBH! Are you Team Meredith or Team Barlow? Is Lisa doing some inappropriate things to get Vida into stores? Is Lisa reaching the bottom of the barrel to ask for advice from the Good Time Girl, Heather? Did you miss Mary Cosby? Will Coach Shah be on Dancing with the Stars? In Beverly Hills, Lisa Rinna is giving us flashbacks of gaslighting Denise and Kim! Can she bring down Kathy Hilton? Does Kyle want to know what was said? Is Kathy really sorry? Did Rinna finally cross the line once she asked Kathy why she has a black heart? Is the FFF breaking up? Come judge with us!

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Summer Mary is back with Kate Casey from Reality Life with Kate Casey, you have to check out her podcast! Kate gives awesome weekly recommendations on "what to watch" plus interviews with amazing guests. We talked all about Sins of our Mother on Netflix and we deep dive RHOBH! Will Lisa Rinna be taking down Kathy Hilton? Did she is the devil? Will Kyle be leaving the show? Where will the franchise go? Kate is basically an arm chair detective/therapist/doctor. It was so fun to listen to her insight on the Richard sisters, Erika's relationship with Tom, and what will happen next in Beverly Hills! Come judge with us!

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In today's episode, Mary and Courtney break down the first season of Selling the OC. This is Mary's first venture into the Selling series and she is still a bit apprehensive. Is the show real? Are these people really selling the homes? How does it all work? Alex Hall was supposed to be the Chrishelle but did she turn into the Christine? Are Jarvis and Rose really as bad as everyone makes them out to be? Does Gio really live in that home or is it his parents? What does Brittany Snow make of Tyler on this season and has she separated from him yet? Finally, what in the ever living hell is a NOSEY!? Come judge with us!

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An extra episode for you to kick off the weekend! We break down the Potomac trailer: Is Karen cheating on Ray? Is Peter Thomas hooking up with Gizelle? What is Chris doing out till 1am? Are Michael and Ashley divorcing and moving in together? On Southern Charm, Patricia hosts the boys to an elegant Parisian night filled with red wine stains, broken chairs, and B list f*ckboys while the girls have a boring Champagne Bar night. In Aspen, the RHOBH ladies snowmobile, ski, do pot, and ask Erika about her earrings. You won’t believe whose side we are on regarding those earrings and that we are on the SAME side! We chat the reunion which is currently filming and who we think may not make it to next season. Plus, we were blocked by Rinna! Come judge with us! 

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On this Labor Day, we thought we'd treat you to an extra episode! We talk Venice Film Festival (is anyone else following the Don't Worry Darling drama?!), Oliver/Raquel/Samantha/Garcelle/LVP (it is a long weekend! Can we ever catch a break!?) and during our Southern Charm recap, we may go off tangent about delicious food items. Did you enjoy the Friendsgiving episode? Would you be mad if you were Paige and had to deal with this Naomie and Craig storyline? Did this make you yearn for fall (especially if you're a CA person in this heat wave)?! After 14 years, we finally got a fashion show with fashions! We are so happy that Sheree pulled it off! We loved how the women rallied around her, we only wish we could buy the fashions. In true Sheree “fashion” her website crashed due to the overwhelming response… seems as suspect as Tyrone showing up to the fashion show. We also got to see Ross teach Marlo’s boys how to change a tire and meet her mother Emma. Mama Joyce has a few things to say about Kandi’s trust and Kenya makes it big in CVS. Come judge with us! 

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There is so much to cover this week! We discuss the Carlito and Hubbhouse engagement! Did Tom and Raquel hook up in Mexico? Are Shep and Taylor back together? Plus we recap Southern charm and the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trailer! We deep dive Atlanta, Marlo is reunited with the boys and Rawan is a break out star! Will Sheree be able to pull off this fashion show? Did Tyrone play Sheree? Apollo has the answers! We break down the Beverly Hills trip to Aspen: where the Elite meet! Garcelle and Sutton defend unfollowing Erika and Diana shows us her true colors defending Erika’s c-u-next-Tuesday comments from last year! Again we must ask, why did Diana come on this show (and why is she serving cease and desists)?! Come judge with us! 

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REUNITED AND IT FEELS SO GOOD! We are back to talk all the things. While RHOBH may have been on hiatus this week, there was plenty of controversy to go around. We discuss the bots and harassment of Garcelle's son (ed note: at time of recording this, Bravo had not yet made a statement but now has), Rinna's Aspen receipts and Teddi vs LVP. Our girl, Scheana got married in Mexico (will Jax and Brittany be featured in the episodes?) We recap some Southern Charm, where we discover Mary's crush on Whitney and potential jealousy over him and Naomie hooking up. Is Craig in the right about bro code? Over on RHOA, we continue on the Jamaican vacation, even tho Drew can’t. Even though Kenya didn't appreciate Ross standing up for his wife, we sure did. Never settle for less than a man saying he will drown in order to save you! Did iFit pay for this trip? Is Marlo a hypocrite? Is Kenya dismissive? Can KFC mend a friendship? Come judge with us! 

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This week, Courtney welcomes her mom, Dee in HB, to Two Judgey Girls. Donna is a big fan of RHOBH and watches it every week. We are still at the Toothless not Homeless or Homeless and Toothless, or wait... Homeless not Toothless (either way, Kathy has worked with both) charity dinner talking about grief, EDs, who the real liability is and why Diana has so much pain over Garcelle. GOOGLE HER! Oh and lead from love, right Rinna? The big event this week is Rinna's Lip Party, which is basically a different theme but the same people. Most of the women miss it from a fashion standpoint and Kyle is there to stir the pot. Even though we saw it in the trailer, Garcelle telling Erika that she can make herself look bad was pure perfection. The crown is heavy darlings, so just leave it where it belongs, amirite?! We can't wait for Aspen and to watch it all truly go down. Come judge with us!

*A special thanks to my mom for being our guest this week. She is truly the best and I love her so much! <3*

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Welcome Anthony Lario, PR guru, to the podcast! He gave Summer Mary all the giggles and we had an awesome time recapping RHOBH. Dorit hosts "Homeless Not Toothless" charity event at her home to help promote PKAYYYYY and his new teeth. The girls glam up in glitter and gold and Kyle's gummy hits mid dinner to help her stir the pot with Sutton and Rinna. We aren't sure if Rinna's breakdown was real or if it was the best performance of her life. We do truly miss Lois. Who knew Melissa Etheridge could quite literally save a party! Come judge with us!

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Welcome longtime friend Greg, from Escaping Reality podcast, to fill in for Courtney this week! We talk all things Louresa, the wedding event of the year. We discuss everything from the guest list, the dresses, circus theme, and that iconic hair. We also deep dive Real Housewives of Atlanta in Jamaica. Did Marlo come for Ralph and Kandi too hard? Did it hit too close to home or is she trying to expose Todd? Did he call Kandi lame and country? Will Todd drink again? Will Kenya see John the rest of the trip? Come judge with us!

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We are backkkkk! We catch up on all the Bravo gossip like Tamra regaining her orange, Taylor joining the cast plus a feud between Austen Kroll and Rachel from Below Deck. Should we be saying Dubai-bai to the women of the desert? Can we protect Ayan and her fabulosity? We talk all things Atlanta and hope Kandi doesn’t die before Todd. We butt heads on Marlo and appreciate Sanya setting the ground rules for Jamaica. In Beverly Hills, did we miss Kyle, Diana, Kathy, and Crystal? Do we think Erika is having as much s-e-x as she claims?! Is Rinna wines truth serum or does it make you turn you into a soap actress? Let the mouse go or stop pretending to like Sutton! We don’t talk about the husbands or the children! Come judge with us!

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This week we talk all things Southern Charm, as it has finally reached 100 episodes! We have lots of questions for Mia Sable, who wrote the theme song. Does she get royalties? Does she constantly re-record? We are enjoying this season more than we thought but for some reason don't know if the cast is gelling as much as it should be. Are we enjoying the new additions? Should the show be centered around the boys, basically the OG crew? Would you want to attend this bridal shower, we mean, birthday party? Why are the girls always going after Kathryn? Did Madison take over Venita's birthday party? Why was it themed pink? Will Pat fire Whitney and hire another butler? Are Kathryn and Chleb a match? Come judge with us!

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The first 30 mins cover the wild news from Jen Shah pleading guilty, Khloe having a second baby via surrogate with Trashcan Thompson, Lu and Sonja spin off, to VPR filming and so much more! We talk all about drunk Kenya "I AM THE MOMENT" Moore and her wig, Marlo kicking the boys out and "taking a break", and Sheree getting over Tyrone. We enjoyed Fatum doing PI work on Drew and Lisa Wu trying to get her peach back. We need more Chanel Ayan and less of the tourist locations in Dubai. Will Stanbury and Sergio sit with their families at the wedding? Do they even like each other? Does she give him tiki tiki? In Beverly Hills, Garcelle gets an apology from Erika, who still wants to sleep with her son and Kyle jumping ship to defend Erika. Sutton goes head to head with Diana, who we still aren’t sure why she is here. So you say…that I know…so you say…that I know… come judge with us! 

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We hope everyone had a lovely 4th. It seems as if some of the RHOBH ladies may not have... We break down all of what happened once those sneak peek clips came out. Was Kyle's apology regarding Sutton and not believing her miscarriages sincere? Why did Erika both hit on Garcelle's older son, Oliver, while also telling Jax to GTFO? Will she apologize? The prospective reunion is getting juicier and juicier. We also chat about the first four episodes of RHUGT 2. Does Dorinda have too much power? We need this cast to stay together and go on trips all over the world. Please, Peacock/Bravo, make this happen! The women all seem to be drawn to Phaedra and Eva, as are we. Would you eat food upstairs? Have you checked your eyebrows lately? Would you like to see any of these women back on their franchise? Come judge with us!

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The Summer House shake up really has us in our feels as we mourn the loss of Luke, Alex, and Andrea. In Atlanta, the women are still trying to decide if "Drop It With Drew" is a legitimate business or if she spent more at Fedex than the rental space for the day. Kandi avoided the workout at all costs and Kenya showed up late ready to fight Marlo. Team Kenya or Team Marlo? In Beverly Hills, Kyle wore a leotard to perform her famous trick for Garcelle’s 55th birthday. Garcelle had a Birkin cake and Diana brought a $4 million Birkin (or was it $250k?). Sutton, the vegetarian eating bacon, asks Diana about her bed rest and Diana wants to head butt her. Sutton thinks “that’s not nice” and calls her soulless, which apparently is where Kyle draws the line. Come enjoy a spicy marg with Erika and judge with us!

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You didn't think we'd end the week without deep diving the season 8 premiere of Southern Charm, did you? The good old boys are back and fighting again. Is Craig taking his success too serious and leaving his friends behind? Whose side are you on: Craig or Shep/Austen? Are Craig and Austen the Charleston version of Serena and Blair?! Does Naomie want Craig back or is she just enjoying the single life? We loved meeting the newbies Olivia and Chleb, who are a breath of fresh air. The big event is Kathryn's 30th birthday themed The Great Katsby. And in true Gatsby fashion, Kathryn leaves her own party early. But not before thinking Naomie owes her an apology. But does she? Madison makes an appearance to ruffle Austen’s feathers but seems like she'll be a persona non grata this season. We have to be honest, we LOVED this premiere! Come judge with us! 

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Question of the week: What are your feelings about cargo shorts? We keep watching Dubai trying to like it but Caroline Stanbury just seems like she doesn’t want to be friends with any of the women. In Atlanta, we love to see Marlo’s foundation work with foster children, and now we know not to send her gently used clothes. Where do you side on Drew vs Sanya? Is Sanya looking for clout? In Punta Mita, we see Erika knows how to have a good time: three margaritas and two Xanax will do the trick. She talks about being cultural and agriculture, owning the boat ILLEAGLE (ok that is pretty funny), peeing on the new girl, and eating spaghetti like no one is watching. Diana wants to single-handedly take down Sutton, and tries with a "you can’t sit with me" vibe on the plane. Diana can go off the show and Sutton can charter her own place! Come judge with us! 

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On a very special episode, we are joined by the one and only, Countess Luann! As big fans of her cabaret shows, we were so excited to chat all things cabaret, RHONY and more with her! There are only a few shows left on this tour, so if you have the opportunity, this is your sign to go! Hope you enjoy this episode--come judge with us!

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Summer Mary is in full swing now that school is out! This week we learn that Sergio can’t say “S” words and it’s confusing because his own name starts with “S” as well as his new role of stepfather. Caroline Stanbury doesn’t come to Lesa’s fashion show and Chanel thinks it’s because of her. And can Nina just get some fries?! In Atlanta, Sheree is having a hard time getting over Tyrone so Marlo throws her a single girls night where Sheree must buy $11.5k in Fendi, while Drew prepares the party but is not invited to stay. Sanya makes Kenya and Kandi (but again, not Drew) pose for Mommi Nation (we still aren’t sure what that business is) and invites the girls to enjoy some Jamaican food. Marlo spills all the tea to Sheree about Kenya and Kandi and their lives in previous years. In Punta Mita, Erika, Rinna, and Diana console Crystal and tell her to stand up to Sutton. Sutton and Kyle know why Crystal lost 14 friends--because they think she plays the victim. Have the Fox Force Five split here on sides? Will this fight ever end? What are we even fighting about at this point?! Come judge with us! 

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We really chatted it up this week discussing RHODubai, RHOA, and RHOBH and even spin off into a bit of Kardashians talk. Are the MVP and LVP of RHODubai Ayan and Stanbury, respectively? Would you have rather gone to Lesa's or Nina's Thanksgiving dinner? What gift would you have liked to have received from Ayan: a goat, onions or hens? After a week off, RHOA picks back up at the dinner table in New York. Marlo calls Kandi out for her shilling. Would you wear vibrating underwear out in public? Would you join Drop it with Drew? We think Drew tends to play two truths and a lie when she tells stories. Where is Tyrone? Why did he block Sheree? Even heading to Punta Mita, RHOBH ladies are still discussing Sutton/Crystal. Is Crystal gas lighting? Does Rinna ever take a day off? Was what Sutton said dark? Is Garcelle a queen that understands her assignment? To continue questions: Is Summer Mary alive? Will Courtney and Mary be at Silver Clouds in SF on Saturday before venturing out to see Countess Lu? (The answer is yes to both of these!) Come judge with us! 

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This week we chat about the premiere of RHODubai and RHOBH! We always love starting a new franchise and appreciate when all the women starting on the same playing field (except Stanbury--welcome back!). Ayan seems like a breakout star and Caroline Stanbury shows us her new life with Sergio (like the other women, we have some questions about this hot new relationship). The women get right into it with a Hen Party and a rooftop dinner, setting the scene and alliances. We are here to watch it all go down! Over in RHOBH, we pick up in La Quinta where Crystal still doesn’t feel like her feelings have been validated from last year and alleges that Sutton said something DARK (four letters, one vowel, one syllable). Kyle was there and can’t remember anything. Garcelle finally understands and assignment and is stirring the pot all over town. Sutton, wearing her dress backwards, wants to avoid this conversation at all costs. Dorit is learning to manage her trauma and Pkkkaayyyyy suggests the ladies head to Punta Mita. Come judge with us! 

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We come to you a bit early this week as we are taking some time for the long weekend. We are obsessed with the Kardashian-Barker wedding in Italy and talk all our favorite looks (editors note: it was not Kourtney's) and how much we wish we were invited to this. We break down this week's episode of RHOA and if you are not watching this season, do yourself a favor and start NOW. We are loving the threesome of Kenya, Marlo, and Sheree--these women know how to make each other laugh. Bravo seems to have caught on that if drama is needed, hire a sprinter van. Are Kandi and Todd going to be ok? Should he sell that apartment? We want Dr. Ken's license revoked as he doubled down on Ralph, the gaslighting gaslighter who gaslights. We loved Kenya sticking up for Drew about Ralph's behavior and if you're ever compared to Marc Daly, just remember it is NOT a compliment. But then somehow all the women ended up also turning on Drew... We can't wait for the Tyrone debacle next week! Come judge with us!

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Jurors! For some reason, the last 45 seconds of this week's episode was cut off. We are re-uploading from the beginning of the Sutton/Kyle interaction in case you'd like to hear us finish our thoughts. We are blaming Mercury being in Gatorade (TM Brittany Cartwright) but apologies nonetheless for not finishing the first time around. We love you!

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How is a Bravo fan supposed to live in a week with all of these episodes and all of the news?! Weddings, breakups, Bravo upfronts, Dubai and Southern Charm trailers--how could they do this to us question mark?! We wrap up both Summer House and RHONJ reunions: is Amanda jealous of Lindsay? Will Bravo listen to us and bring back the same exact cast? Alex had more speaking time in his reunion than Traci even appearing in the RHONJ one. Is Luis a wordsmith? Did Andy make his dinner reservation? Will this cast remain the same?! RHOA had us laughing so hard at Brooklyn’s $10-$15k tea party. From BJs in the locker room, people not paying their bills, to Anthony outing husbands, to Julie making an absolute scene: WE ARE AT A CHILDRENS BIRTHDAY PARTY!In Beverly Hills we meet our newest housewife, Diana, at Harry Hamlin’s bolognese dinner slash fake 70th birthday party. Sutton brings receipts to the party and Rinna brings a character witness. Garcelle is as loyal as they come but can Kyle talk some sense into Sutton or is she warranted in her reaction towards Dorit? Also can we get a pancake crepe cake please?! Come judge with us! 

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The new season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is back! We got chills as Dorit recounts the night of October 27th, when she was held at gunpoint and robbed with her children in her home. Seeing the video footage was horrifying. We can’t help but be impressed by how she handled the situation and the strength she showed for her family. The Bubbas reuniting on camera at Kyle’s house felt like true love. We were stunned by Sutton's reaction and not being able to process it. Who is talking about dating and immigration while this is going on? Will she be the villain this season? Garcelle works out with Erika, who can’t remember ordering Taco Bell, and tells Bravo to do their due diligence because her cases have been dismissed. But... have they? And honestly... we all need a hype man like Rinna! We have missed the ladies of the 90210 (and the actual zip codes that they live in)--come judge with us!

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What is going on with Paige and Lindsay? Whose side is everyone on? The Bravo fandom seems split down the middle 50/50 as well as the cast of Summer House. Did Paige take a low blow at Carl? Did Alex gain another season comparing Austen to a Honda Civic? We were confused if we were watching The Bachelor, Dancing with the Stars, or RHOA while Ralph took Drew on a date to his tailor shop. We must save Drew! She is deep on the tumble dry cycle and has lost too many socks with that maniac (or did the therapist say manic?)! We did appreciate Todd and Ross calling him out using the "I'm a man" excuse. Kenya finally got to see a completed Chateau Sheree and let her know she is sharing an assistant with Drew. We couldn't be happier seeing Marlo take her Munty duties seriously and create memories of baby prom with her nephews. Is Todd going to move to New Jersey? At the RHONJ reunion, Jen reigned supreme, Teresa let us know she's the fairest of them all, Dolo gets giddy when Paul calls and surprisingly--Joe didn't quit! Come judge with us!

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We are back for the second time this week, did you miss us? We talk about the Met Gala and talk some of our favorite looks. Mary breaks down some of the infamous lines from the RHUGT Ex-Wives cast members and we on the spot give you the ABC's of Bravo (yes, we know, some need workshopping!) We finally get to see the wedding we’ve all been waiting for: Wedding Impossible! Not even having Covid two weeks before could stop these two. Amanda promises to wear mascara and empty the dishwasher and Kyle promises to continue to be himself. The New Jersey reunion came with boxing gloves: everyone was ready to fight. Dolores called Jennifer disgusting, Tre thinks people function better when they are high, Melissa should have waited for Tre to give birth before having a wedding and as retaliation won't be in Tre's wedding. Will Andy convince Tre to get a prenup? Has Joe, the 7th housewife, really quit? Come judge with us! 

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The ladies of RHOA are back in action with an amazing Season 14 premiere. Marlo finally has her peach and gives us the first event of the season showing off her Le'Archive collection. We are introduced to Sanya, who jumped right in to the fold. She may be our new favorite! Do the editors like Drew? Feels like they are here to embarrass her. Should they just DROP it? Ralph is also the worst--will you buy his book? Sheree and Tyrone are finally able to be together on the outside but are practicing abstinence. That should go well. Kenya seems to be in a happier place, dancing her way to elimination, but back in time to stir the pot. Kandi is back to secure the bag and ask all the questions the audience needs answers to (you better run, Ralph!). Did anyone miss Porsha or Cynthia? We loved this premiere and can't wait for the rest of the season! Come judge with us!

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Bless whoever at Bravo decided to make the RHOC reunion only two parts. We learned nothing and we could have easily skipped these two episodes. The amount of time we spend discussing this is equivalent to Dr. Jen's amount of speaking time at the reunion. Team Shannon! All we know is it's time for RHOC Legacy and to create RHOLaguna Beach. As controversial as this may be, we are both Team Kyle. Is Amanda a supportive partner? Or is Carl the real support that Kyle needs? We have to give credit to Prom and Jessica McClintock for bringing Carlito and Hubbhouse together. Watching them exchange notes like school kids made our hearts melt! In New Jersey, we see the real Luis and his two dozen red flags, although we can appreciate him asking Joe for his blessing to marry his sister (or is this textbook to say and do all the right things too?!). Will Marge and Tre be able to make up? Now this is a reunion we cannot wait to watch! Come judge with us! 

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This week we deep dive Summer House and even give our own taglines to each cast member, including Alex. We wonder if Amanda’s dad works in Finance and if he could balance our checkbooks and handle our taxes. Did you know that Kyle has a little bit more substantial sh*t going on besides deciding what he is wearing to prom?! That dinner was a wild ride with 100 different things going on. We take a bit of a left turn and talk about the Abercrombie & Fitch doc, the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial and the Blac Chyna civil suit against the Kardashians. Jumping back into Bravo, we go back to Nashville and defend why we want Tre to have her own spinoff. What would you do if you were on a boat and saw the NJ men? We have two different answers but we'd definitely want to party with them. Tre proved again that she doesn't know how to apologize and Jackie made the best statement saying that Teresa controls the temperature of the night. Come judge with us! 

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We wrap up RHOC Season 16 with the Rack and Roll party that was as bad as the women singing. We watched Emily not renew her vows and learned about Shannon’s Core Four. Does Shannon lives rent free in Gina’s head? What is the future of the Orange County franchise? In Summer House, we hit a beach bonfire with Lindsay’s flavor of the week, Ahmed, who activates her by not coming back to the house afterwards. In the party bus, we find out Andrea has a big eggplant, Danielle is saving her butt for marriage, and Paige would move to Charleston. At the winery, Amanda asks Lindsay if she is covering something up but Lindsay says she is having the best summer of her life! In New Jersey, we finally see Tre’s new home and Luis is love bombing us all with that stone. But Bella the dog tells us all we need to know... We head to Nashville, where Tre is convinced Marge is talking to the bloggers and she isn’t going to let that f*cking whore, disgusting piece of white trash b*tch get away with it. Whose side are you on? Come judge with us! 

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We had a late release as we were waiting to talk all about the RHOBH trailer! We got chills and maybe one of us shed a tear. In Orange County the pretend bears were more welcomed than Noella. Is Gina rude? Does Jen parrot Heather? Was this a good season? We also deep dive Summer House and can’t help but think Ciara got off easy after the red wine fight. Does Lindsay have any remorse? And seriously, where is Alex? In New Jersey, Tre wasn’t invited to Marge Sr.'s 75th birthday, but Joe Gorga was seated at the Horny Hungarians table and made amends with Bill. Now he just needs a tattoo of “Bill's B*tch“ on his butt. Come judge with us! 

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Congratulations to our 2022 March MANness winners: Andrea Denver and Luke Gulberson. We especially enjoyed their acceptance speeches and we hope you did too! In the Hamptons, we get a taste of Italy that comes with red wine in the face and broken wine glasses. Are you Team Ciara, Team Lindsay, or Team Nobody? Are Mya and Oliver still dating? Should couples get a prenup? We were disheartened when we saw our precious baby angel Andrea crying. In New Jersey, Marge won’t wear Tre’s leggings, Gia wants to play with the big girls, and Jennifer told Bill she will take half his money and have a second margarita. In Aspen, we wonder why would Heather bring up the pushing incident? Are you Team Noella or Team Heather? And what does Emily know about it? Also, who are the seven men Dr. Jen was engaged to? Did she have a wild life before her current one? Come judge with us! 

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We are back, people! Who will be the winner of March MANness 2022?! We will know in just a few days time! This week we deep dive HubbHouse's birthday party! How can you not love an episode that is over the course of one night? Austen needs to pack his bags back to Charleston because he isn’t being a very polite houseguest, slamming doors on Paige, making out with multiple women, and gaslighting the entire house. Ciara is too blinded by love to see what Austen is doing while Lindsay couldn't care less. Everyone needs a hype man like Danielle in their lives, who will both offer to defend you and figure out the root of the issue. At the end of the night, Luciano was the real birthday gift for Lindsay and none for Austen Kroll. In New Jersey, we could see Jen’s raw pain and Marge showed remorse and that she could possibly ruin a family. She will also tell all of New Jersey the gossip over sugary iced coffee (with Snickers CoffeeMate). Tre is coming in hot for Traci and Marge at what she thinks is the dumbest thing ever: blindfolded tree climbing. Will she push Marge down in the mulch? To Be Continued... Is anyone watching OC still? What is Shannon jealous of? Did we really need Heather to come back? Come judge with us!

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March MANness is here! With Selection Sunday upon us, we break down the bracket and seeding, chosen by YOU! Will there be any upsets? Will this be the year Craig goes all the way? Will it be a Summer House Threepeat? The first round brings some tough matchups that could really go either way. And don't you worry--once the 2022 winner is chosen, we'll have our Hot Hall of Fame bracket for previous winners to battle it out! Voting starts Thursday on our Instagram stories and the bracket is available for you to fill out NOW. We can't wait to see who you choose as Bravo's Hottest Man for 2022!

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It's the most wonderful time of the year! Don’t forget to pick who the Top 64 men are for March Menness (yes, we are rebranding), as Selection Sunday is just a few days away! This week we discuss why the Summer House ladies are fighting over Austen, where is Alex, and why aren’t people into Luke? Lisa Barlow was crucified in Part 2 of the RHOSLC reunion as Meredith used her lawyer skills while Lisa continues to try to talk to everyone off camera. Don’t worry, Courtney is loyal, and continues to defend LB till the end of time. In Orange County, we finally understand why Heather is so fancy, watch Shannon remove her Spanx but keep her chef hat on while trying to skinny dip (is this in order to keep her orange?), and still wonder why Dr. Jen is staying with her husband? In New Jersey, the WolfPack is sticking together and trying to take down Bill. Should Bill admit that Jen is a bad person? Is this the most we’ve ever heard Evan talk? Are you a Mary and Team Gorga or are you a Courtney and Team Aydin? Come judge with us!  

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It is March! And you know what that means: the best time of the year is upon us! We can't wait for March Madness and see who you all vote for as the Hottest Bravoleb! (Next week you will choose who makes the Top 64 so get ready!) We discuss Summer House and Bravo's First Couple (TM Andy) Lindsay and Carl. We were impressed how the women handled Amanda's intervention but unimpressed by Craig hanging up on Paige. Hopefully all is well on the relationship front. RHOSLC had Part One of their reunion and we wonder why Heather is going after Baby Gorgeous LB so often. Clearly she's no Good Time Girl. Was Meredith being truthful in discussing her behavior all season? Will Mary see her while in Park City this weekend!? Or any of the SLC ladies? Down the shore, the NJ ladies are still in their alliances. Which would you rather be a part of: Team Marge Jackie Melissa or Team Jen Tre Dolores? Why does Bill refuse to stand up for his wife? Is Frank a liar? Is Joe a baby bitch girl? Does Luis speak to Teresa like a dog? We've really been enjoying RHOC this season. Does Shannon have any friends? Is Heather on the show strictly to get a spin-off with her perfect life? Are you on Dr. Jen's side or Ryne's? Is the wine really really really good?! Come judge with us!

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TJG is together in Huntington Beach! We debrief the RHOSLC finale and chat all things Whitney seducing Justin and making us feel uncomfortable, Lisa and her Saved by the Bell Vida Food Court chic 80/90s party (what was your favorite food court resto?), Jen Shah hiring movers and acknowledging she may be experiencing some of her last moments with fam, Jennie throwing a glass at Mary, Mary calling Jennie an ant, funerals being fun, and Meredith dangling who else had an affair: SPILL THE TEA MEREDITH! Come judge with us! 

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Did you miss us? We missed you! We spend about 40 minutes catching up on all things Bravo: what’s happening with Kathy Hilton, Jen Shah’s trial, and it’s snowing in Pasadena! We commend Summer House this week for having a very serious conversation and doing it with grace. We don't love that Kyle seems to never buy Amanda gifts... We saw another side to Alex, and we are really liking him. In New Jersey, we talk about our feelings with Purple Luis, Jackie has an honest and vulnerable conversation about her eating issues, and is it possible that Dolores could have slept with Joe Gorga? Above all that though, don't question what type of friendships Dolores has: "What are you gonna do about it?” In RHOC, Shannon hosts a mid day lunch where we learn about microdosing weed, Emily goes Hulk on Noella, and Jen tells us about Ryne walking up the hill. We loved watching Heather's relationship with her family and hearing Kat share her story. Come judge with us!

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We are coming to you early this week with our RHOSLC recap. Is Zion the best cast trip of all time? Lisa Barlow becomes unhinged, security is brought in, and Jen Shah wants her popcorn for it. Does Meredith need to say what day her father's memorial was? Is “what if I said I don’t believe you haven’t talk to your father” as bad as “what if I said Gia does coke”? Remember, analogies don’t work on housewives. And apparently you can hire a private investigator to figure it out. Is Whitney a good detective? When will Heather and Lisa (Leather) finally team up? Will Meredith and Lisa ever be friends again? Will Jen join Mary's church? We will truly miss this iconic season of Housewives! Come judge with us! 

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We head back to the Hamptons to see our Craigy gaslight Paige and call Lindsay a loser (this will get you second place in March Madness, Craig--watch it!), find out why Kyle feels $4 million of pressure, and wonder how Alex got casted (he does have nice abs). In RHOC, we are still in Cabo and watching Noella pass out, get accused of giving teens porn, and can’t admit she is wrong. Do we like when the men get together? Do these husbands/boyfriends have anything in common? Does Terry own anything else besides a leather jacket? We thought Jen Shah’s arrest was the best episode of all time but this episode of RHOSLC surpassed it! Between Whitney trying to figure out Meredith’s dad's memorial, Mary unapologetically saying she doesn’t like Jenny, Mary telling Heather she doesn’t have a husband, Heather saying Mary is married to her step granddaddy, and Lisa Barlow calling Meredith all the names in the world and mentioning her NY sex life while Seth can't keep a job so they can’t own a house: we really got it all! Come judge with us! 

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RHONJ is back, baby! Teresa is in love and moving in with Louis. Her girls aren't happy with Joe Gorga and the things he's said about their father. Is he the bad guy?! Jennifer has made up with her mother, but will she make up with the girls? The big talk is about a video Louis recorded at some point on a men's retreat. Why were they all shirtless? How did the receiver of this video take it? Should Teresa and Louis address it with the group? Teresa hosts a Sexy Pool Party where Marge and Jen get into it and Bill's affair gets brought up. It wasn't with the office manager, it was with the pharmaceutical rep! GET IT RIGHT, MARGE! This looks to be a promising season and we can't wait! Come judge with us!

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How could Bravo do this to us question mark by not giving us RHOC this week?! Instead we said goodbye to VPR as we got to watch the two-part reunion two days in a row. This is how reunions should be done! Immediately out of the gate, we were shown James and Raquel's break up. Did James handle this well? Will Raquel be back next season? Did you feel bad for Lala or should she have seen the red flags? Speaking of red flags, does Brock ever stop talking? He can put $25k on credit cards but not $20k to the Australian government for his children? Make it make sense! Summer House celebrated the 4th of July with a smashing of the toe (Amanda), a kick to the face (Andrea) and a kissing bandit (Lindsay). Mya seems to be fitting right into the cast, while Alex is judging if the girls can fit into their clothes based on what they ate for breakfast. RHOSLC had us in a whirlwind as we tried to make sense of the dinner fight. Then the morning fight when Meredith came in like a bat out of hell. We wanted more of Club Zion and Vida bottle service in trifle glasses. All this and more! Come judge with us!

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This week we deep dive the VPR finale engagement party. We were so impressed with James relatively keeping his cool while finding out that Brock and Scheana were trying to get married on the same property the day before. Will B&S make it down the aisle... we know James and Raquel don't. Over in Cabo, the women of Orange County take a private plane courtesy of Fancy Pants herself to ride horses, gossip, make Noella eat, and wonder why Dr. Jen wants to be on the show. In Salt Lake City, Jen Shah hits the Corkcicle hard in the sprinter van and attacks Lisa Barlow. Mary refuses to participate in a cleansing and we wonder why they are even together on this trip because clearly the women don't like each other. It seems like we've missed another major scene involving the nether region. We want to see that and the threats made on The Marks family, see Meredith and Jen talk about Ron, and engage, baby! Love you baby, bye! Now come judge with us!

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Summer House is back! Season 6 kicks off strong with Kymanda fighting Night One: luggage thrown outside, toiletries were broken on the bathroom floor, and find my IPhone may or may not have worked in order to track down your fiancé. We also found out there is a wedding contract if Kyle screws up before the Big Day. Carilito 6.0 Pro Max X is the best version of himself. Lindsey shares some big news about her relationship with Jason, Danielle is in love, Paige is playing the field (keep that power, girl!), Ciara will be pining for Austen, we meet newbies Alex (a lover of ground turkey) and Mya (a baker and Paige's friend from outdoor drinking)and Luke will be coming soon. Come judge with us! 

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