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We Hate Movies
Since 2010, the We Hate Movies podcast has been loudly celebrating and tearing apart movies from across the spectrum: from forgotten '80s actioners and insane romantic comedies of the '90s, to the ear...
1005 avsnitt • Längd: 75 min • Veckovis: Tisdag
Om podden
Since 2010, the We Hate Movies podcast has been loudly celebrating and tearing apart movies from across the spectrum: from forgotten ’80s actioners and insane romantic comedies of the ’90s, to the early CGI blockbusters of the aughts and the hyper-nostalgic franchises of the 2010s and today. Every week, comedians Andrew Jupin, Stephen Sajdak, Eric Szyszka, and Chris Cabin pick a movie from the near-past to discuss and joke around about in all its positive and negative glory.
The podcast We Hate Movies is created by WHM Entertainment. The podcast and the artwork on this page are embedded on this page using the public podcast feed (RSS).
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S15 Ep769: Gladiator (W❤️M)
19 november 2024 |
130 min
“This will be a particularly ignorant episode… from an historical standpoint” - Steve, on WHM’s lack of history education
On this week’s special We ❤️ Movies episode, we’re chatting about Royal Rid’s 2000-era action epic, Gladiator! How great of a run did this film set off for Russell Crowe? How easily eerie is Joaquin here? Did Jesse Ventura try to snag an audition along with Sven-Ole? How intense is that tiger sequence? Is the CGI’d Oliver Reed the first cinematic instance of Hollywood going to Tarkin Town and should we be calling it Oliver Reed-ville instead? And how funny is that “They Say No” decapitation? PLUS: How is this movie only one of THREE times Royal Rid was nominated for Best Director?
Gladiator stars Russell Crowe, Joaquin Phoenix, Connie Nielsen, Richard Harris, Derek Jacobi, Djimon Hounsou, David Schofield, John Shrapnel, Ralf Moeller, Spencer Treat Clark, David Hemmings, Tommy Flanagan, Sven-Ole Thorsen, and Oliver Reed as Proximo; directed by Ridley Scott.
This episode is brought to you in part by Uncommon Goods. To get 15% off your next gift, go to UNCOMMON GOODS dot com slash WHM. That’s UNCOMMON GOODS dot com slash WHM, for 15% off! Don’t miss out on this limited time offer! Uncommon Goods. We’re all out of the ordinary.
Be sure to catch us in Boston for our final show of the year! We’ll be talking about the film Pretty Woman at Laugh Boston on December 4! It’s our last stop on the road before we hibernate until next year, so we wanna see you out there! Click through here to get your tickets!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
On this week’s special We ❤️ Movies episode, we’re chatting about Royal Rid’s 2000-era action epic, Gladiator! How great of a run did this film set off for Russell Crowe? How easily eerie is Joaquin here? Did Jesse Ventura try to snag an audition along with Sven-Ole? How intense is that tiger sequence? Is the CGI’d Oliver Reed the first cinematic instance of Hollywood going to Tarkin Town and should we be calling it Oliver Reed-ville instead? And how funny is that “They Say No” decapitation? PLUS: How is this movie only one of THREE times Royal Rid was nominated for Best Director?
Gladiator stars Russell Crowe, Joaquin Phoenix, Connie Nielsen, Richard Harris, Derek Jacobi, Djimon Hounsou, David Schofield, John Shrapnel, Ralf Moeller, Spencer Treat Clark, David Hemmings, Tommy Flanagan, Sven-Ole Thorsen, and Oliver Reed as Proximo; directed by Ridley Scott.
This episode is brought to you in part by Uncommon Goods. To get 15% off your next gift, go to UNCOMMON GOODS dot com slash WHM. That’s UNCOMMON GOODS dot com slash WHM, for 15% off! Don’t miss out on this limited time offer! Uncommon Goods. We’re all out of the ordinary.
Be sure to catch us in Boston for our final show of the year! We’ll be talking about the film Pretty Woman at Laugh Boston on December 4! It’s our last stop on the road before we hibernate until next year, so we wanna see you out there! Click through here to get your tickets!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
S15 Ep768: U.S. Marshals (PREVIEW)
14 november 2024 |
9 min
“It’s almost too much of a conspiracy for a sequel to The Fugitive to handle.” - Andrew, on the conspiracy plot
On this very special patrons-only episode of We Hate Movies, we’re chatting about the soggy, unnecessary continuation of The Fugitive, which is a flawless movie, it’s the very flawed sequel, U.S. Marshals! Why couldn’t Wesley be allowed to do some martial arts in these fight scenes? Why is it just another hunt for a wrongfully accused fella? Is this film one of the first ever instances of—hold it right there! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full episode, along with hours and hours of exclusive shows you can't get anywhere else, sign up for our Patreon today!
Be sure to head to our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon)—both happening next week!— & Boston (in December)!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
On this very special patrons-only episode of We Hate Movies, we’re chatting about the soggy, unnecessary continuation of The Fugitive, which is a flawless movie, it’s the very flawed sequel, U.S. Marshals! Why couldn’t Wesley be allowed to do some martial arts in these fight scenes? Why is it just another hunt for a wrongfully accused fella? Is this film one of the first ever instances of—hold it right there! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full episode, along with hours and hours of exclusive shows you can't get anywhere else, sign up for our Patreon today!
Be sure to head to our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon)—both happening next week!— & Boston (in December)!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
S15 Ep767: The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (W❤️M)
12 november 2024 |
155 min
“Granny shagger!” - Steve, on Aragorn and Arwen’s vast age gap
On this week’s We ❤️ Movies, we’re chatting about the absolutely magnificent conclusion to the journey, The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King! First of all, yes, we are discussing the four-hour and twenty-three-minute extended edition! How magnificent is John Noble’s demise in this movie? Of all the stuff they could’ve cut from the theatrical, why on Earth did they ditch Sarumon’s big fall? How horny is Eowyn for Aragorn? Was there a funnier way to include Sean Bean in that one scene? And should The Hobbit trilogy be re-evaluated? (Andrew thinks so!) PLUS: Samwise is framed for leaving nothing but Krackel in the Halloween variety pack!
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King stars Elijah Wood, Sean Astin, Orlando Bloom, Billy Boyd, Bernard Hill, Dominic Monaghan, Viggo Mortensen, John Noble, Miranda Otto, John Rhys-Davies, Andy Serkis, Liv Tyler, Karl Urban, Hugo Weaving, David Wenham, and Ian McKellen as Gandalf; directed by Peter Jackson.
Our show this weekend in Portland is sold out, but tickets are still available for our show this Friday in Seattle! We're stoked to hit the PNW after so many years away, so let's get ready to party!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
On this week’s We ❤️ Movies, we’re chatting about the absolutely magnificent conclusion to the journey, The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King! First of all, yes, we are discussing the four-hour and twenty-three-minute extended edition! How magnificent is John Noble’s demise in this movie? Of all the stuff they could’ve cut from the theatrical, why on Earth did they ditch Sarumon’s big fall? How horny is Eowyn for Aragorn? Was there a funnier way to include Sean Bean in that one scene? And should The Hobbit trilogy be re-evaluated? (Andrew thinks so!) PLUS: Samwise is framed for leaving nothing but Krackel in the Halloween variety pack!
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King stars Elijah Wood, Sean Astin, Orlando Bloom, Billy Boyd, Bernard Hill, Dominic Monaghan, Viggo Mortensen, John Noble, Miranda Otto, John Rhys-Davies, Andy Serkis, Liv Tyler, Karl Urban, Hugo Weaving, David Wenham, and Ian McKellen as Gandalf; directed by Peter Jackson.
Our show this weekend in Portland is sold out, but tickets are still available for our show this Friday in Seattle! We're stoked to hit the PNW after so many years away, so let's get ready to party!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
S15: Introducing: OSCARS... What Were They Thinking?!
11 november 2024 |
14 min
Ever watched the Oscars and thought, “What were they thinking?” Why do some films sweep Best Picture while better ones are overlooked? Why do great actors miss out on Oscars for their best roles? And why do beloved box office hits get snubbed while little-seen films rake in awards? If these questions resonate, check out this new podcast. Search OSCARS… What Were They Thinking?! wherever you’re listening, or click here.
S15 Ep766: Batman: The Movie (W❤️M)
5 november 2024 |
113 min
“His Joker has haunted me more than Heath Ledger or Jack Nicholson or Mark Hamill!” - Andrew on Cesar Romero
On this week’s episode, we’re kicking off We ❤️ Movies month with a fun-AF conversation about the super-silly, action-packed, superhero camp classic, Batman: The Movie! How incredible are all of these performances? Between this movie and filming the TV show, was the studio working these actors like dogs or what? Why is Batman stashing all his vehicles (land, sea and air) right out in broad daylight? Why are so many marine animals being obliterated throughout the film? And who were they kidding with that anti-alcohol line, everyone on this set was drinking before noon every day! PLUS: Does Bruce Wayne have the Memento memory disease and that’s why he has to label so many things in the Batcave?
Batman: The Movie stars Adam West, Burt Ward, Lee Meriwether, Cesar Romero, Burgess Meredith, Frank Gorshin, Alan Napier, Neil Hamilton, Stafford Repp, Madge Blake, and Reginald Denny as Commodore Schmidlapp; directed by Leslie H. Martinson.
This episode is brought to you in part by Uncommon Goods! To get 15% off your next gift, go to UNCOMMON GOODS dot com slash WHM. That’s UNCOMMON GOODS dot com slash WHM, for 15% off!
And this episode is also sponsored in part by Rocket Money! Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. That’s RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. RocketMoney dot com slash WHM.
Be sure to head to our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon)—both happening next week!— & Boston (in December)!
And it's your last chance to snag your 🎟️ for the replay of our SCRE4M show! Window closes after November 6!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
On this week’s episode, we’re kicking off We ❤️ Movies month with a fun-AF conversation about the super-silly, action-packed, superhero camp classic, Batman: The Movie! How incredible are all of these performances? Between this movie and filming the TV show, was the studio working these actors like dogs or what? Why is Batman stashing all his vehicles (land, sea and air) right out in broad daylight? Why are so many marine animals being obliterated throughout the film? And who were they kidding with that anti-alcohol line, everyone on this set was drinking before noon every day! PLUS: Does Bruce Wayne have the Memento memory disease and that’s why he has to label so many things in the Batcave?
Batman: The Movie stars Adam West, Burt Ward, Lee Meriwether, Cesar Romero, Burgess Meredith, Frank Gorshin, Alan Napier, Neil Hamilton, Stafford Repp, Madge Blake, and Reginald Denny as Commodore Schmidlapp; directed by Leslie H. Martinson.
This episode is brought to you in part by Uncommon Goods! To get 15% off your next gift, go to UNCOMMON GOODS dot com slash WHM. That’s UNCOMMON GOODS dot com slash WHM, for 15% off!
And this episode is also sponsored in part by Rocket Money! Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. That’s RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. RocketMoney dot com slash WHM.
Be sure to head to our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon)—both happening next week!— & Boston (in December)!
And it's your last chance to snag your 🎟️ for the replay of our SCRE4M show! Window closes after November 6!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
S15: On-Screen Live 11.4.24: Conclave & Juror #2 Reviews, Mickey 17 Trailer Reaction & More!
4 november 2024 |
58 min
On this week's On-Screen Live, we're reviewing Edward Berger's Conclave, as well as the film we're told will be his last before retirement, Clint Eastwood's Juror #2! We're also going to take a look at the trailer for the new one from Bong Joon-ho, Mickey 17. And like always, we'll be going over the weekend box office to see what's grossing what, and this week in particular, we go off on Warner Bros. and their pathetic handling of this Eastwood release! We also review the 4K release of Alex Cox's Repo Man from Criterion.
Be sure to check our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston!
And don’t miss your chance to catch the replay of our SCRE4M show that happened last month! You've got now through November 6 to snag that show!
Cover art by the incomparable Felipe Sobreiro.
Be sure to check our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston!
And don’t miss your chance to catch the replay of our SCRE4M show that happened last month! You've got now through November 6 to snag that show!
Cover art by the incomparable Felipe Sobreiro.
S15: On-Screen Live 10.28.24: Venom: The Last Dance & Smile 2 reviews & Halloween Movie Recommendations
31 oktober 2024 |
72 min
On this week's OSL return, we're going over the weekend box office, reviewing some in-theater genre flicks like Smile 2 and Venom: The Last Dance, and giving a bunch of recommendations for your Halloween horror movie viewing this week! PLUS: The first round of this season's VHS Trailer Game goes down with Chris Cabin hosting his first three rounds as the newly-minted Game King!
Be sure to check our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston!
And don’t miss your chance to catch the replay of our SCRE4M show that happened last Wednesday! You've got now through November 6 to snag that show!
Cover art by the incomparable Felipe Sobreiro.
Be sure to check our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston!
And don’t miss your chance to catch the replay of our SCRE4M show that happened last Wednesday! You've got now through November 6 to snag that show!
Cover art by the incomparable Felipe Sobreiro.
S15 Ep765: Wishmaster: The Prophecy Fulfilled
29 oktober 2024 |
103 min
“So, we start with pornography!” - Steve on the opening scene
On this episode, our FOUR-OR MOVIE-themed Halloween Spooktacular comes to a close with a wild discussion about the pseudo-return-to-form sequel, Wishmaster: The Prophecy Fulfilled! How hilarious are all these additional djinn characters? How thinly written is this lead couple? Is their lawyer doing this pro-bono because he’s pro-boner? Was this djinn actually buddies with Caligula? And do the Highlander folks have a case here? PLUS: How hilarious is that fashion boutique decapitation?
Wishmaster: The Prophecy Fulfilled stars Tara Spencer-Nairn, Michael Trucco, Jason Thompson, Kimberly Huie, Mariam Bernstein, John Benjamin Martin, and John Novak as the Djinn; directed by Chris Angel.
Be sure to catch the replay of last week’s Scream 4 digital show! Both the show and the After Party Q&A are available to stream now through the November 6!
Head to our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
On this episode, our FOUR-OR MOVIE-themed Halloween Spooktacular comes to a close with a wild discussion about the pseudo-return-to-form sequel, Wishmaster: The Prophecy Fulfilled! How hilarious are all these additional djinn characters? How thinly written is this lead couple? Is their lawyer doing this pro-bono because he’s pro-boner? Was this djinn actually buddies with Caligula? And do the Highlander folks have a case here? PLUS: How hilarious is that fashion boutique decapitation?
Wishmaster: The Prophecy Fulfilled stars Tara Spencer-Nairn, Michael Trucco, Jason Thompson, Kimberly Huie, Mariam Bernstein, John Benjamin Martin, and John Novak as the Djinn; directed by Chris Angel.
Be sure to catch the replay of last week’s Scream 4 digital show! Both the show and the After Party Q&A are available to stream now through the November 6!
Head to our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
S15: Too Old For This Shit #2.5: The Penguin - “Homecoming” (PREVIEW)
28 oktober 2024 |
6 min
"What every man wants: to lay in a bed with his mother and reassure her!" - Chris on Oz's spooning
On our latest breakdown of The Penguin on Too Old For This Shit, we're chatting about episode five, "Homecoming." Airing back on October 20, this episode's got some wild stuff in it including some prison shivving, an all-new mafia family being—hey now! Too Old For This Shit is a Patrons-only show!
To access the full episode, head over to our Patreon and sign up today! Instantly access all of TOFTS, along with countless hours of exclusive shows you can't get anywhere else!
Be sure to check our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston!
And don’t miss your chance to catch the replay of our SCRE4M show that happened last Wednesday! You've got now through November 6 to snag that show!
Cover art by the incomparable Felipe Sobreiro.
On our latest breakdown of The Penguin on Too Old For This Shit, we're chatting about episode five, "Homecoming." Airing back on October 20, this episode's got some wild stuff in it including some prison shivving, an all-new mafia family being—hey now! Too Old For This Shit is a Patrons-only show!
To access the full episode, head over to our Patreon and sign up today! Instantly access all of TOFTS, along with countless hours of exclusive shows you can't get anywhere else!
Be sure to check our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston!
And don’t miss your chance to catch the replay of our SCRE4M show that happened last Wednesday! You've got now through November 6 to snag that show!
Cover art by the incomparable Felipe Sobreiro.
S15: WHM Mail Bag: October 2024
28 oktober 2024 |
70 min
On the latest edition of WHM Mail Bag, the guys are plugging their upcoming end of year shows while reading letters about things like a guy taking and reusing a popcorn bucket he found in the garbage, seeing a heroic Toronto International Film Festival volunteer absolutely school a rude French Canadian industry representative, a couple of pool guys accidentally pulling into Christopher Walken's driveway, and a father who used the terrifying film, Pumpkinhead, as a babysitter for his own children!
Be sure to not miss the replay of our Scream 4 digital live show! The show and After Party Q&A are both available through November 6! Click through here to get your tickets now!
Have a question for the guys, or want your story read on the air? Then write into the WHM Mail Bag: [email protected]!
And don't miss us on the road as we close out the year in Seattle, Portland and Boston!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
Be sure to not miss the replay of our Scream 4 digital live show! The show and After Party Q&A are both available through November 6! Click through here to get your tickets now!
Have a question for the guys, or want your story read on the air? Then write into the WHM Mail Bag: [email protected]!
And don't miss us on the road as we close out the year in Seattle, Portland and Boston!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
S15 Ep764: Land of the Dead
22 oktober 2024 |
111 min
“BIIIIIIIIG DAAAAA-DAAAAY!” - Steve, enthusiastically
For this week’s FOUR-OR MOVIE Spooktacular selection, we’re talking about the last good one from a true horror master, George A. Romero’s Land of the Dead! Shouldn’t they have dirtied up Simon Baker’s handsome-as-hell appearance for this gritty-ish character? Who else wanted, nay, needed, more Dennis Hopper in this movie? How cool is that Priest Zombie head-snap move? Couldn’t they have shown us Big Daddy walking underwater like it’s a Pirates of the Caribbean movie? And anyone else catch the Tom Savini cameo? PLUS: George A. Romero and M. Night Shyamalan battle over Pennsylvania Film Director Supremacy!
Land of the Dead stars Simon Baker, Dennis Hopper, John Leguizamo, Asia Argento, Robert Joy, Joanne Bland, Tony Nappo, Phil Fondacaro, and Eugene Clark as Big Daddy; directed by George A. Romero.
This episode is brought to you in part by Rocket Money! Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. That’s RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. RocketMoney dot com slash WHM.
Be sure to head to our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston!
And don’t miss our worldwide digital event TOMORROW, October 23 where we’re talking Scream 4! Can’t make it the night of? The show has a 14-day replay window after the broadcast!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
For this week’s FOUR-OR MOVIE Spooktacular selection, we’re talking about the last good one from a true horror master, George A. Romero’s Land of the Dead! Shouldn’t they have dirtied up Simon Baker’s handsome-as-hell appearance for this gritty-ish character? Who else wanted, nay, needed, more Dennis Hopper in this movie? How cool is that Priest Zombie head-snap move? Couldn’t they have shown us Big Daddy walking underwater like it’s a Pirates of the Caribbean movie? And anyone else catch the Tom Savini cameo? PLUS: George A. Romero and M. Night Shyamalan battle over Pennsylvania Film Director Supremacy!
Land of the Dead stars Simon Baker, Dennis Hopper, John Leguizamo, Asia Argento, Robert Joy, Joanne Bland, Tony Nappo, Phil Fondacaro, and Eugene Clark as Big Daddy; directed by George A. Romero.
This episode is brought to you in part by Rocket Money! Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. That’s RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. RocketMoney dot com slash WHM.
Be sure to head to our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston!
And don’t miss our worldwide digital event TOMORROW, October 23 where we’re talking Scream 4! Can’t make it the night of? The show has a 14-day replay window after the broadcast!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
S15 Ep763: Leprechaun 4: In Space (with James A. Janisse & Chelsea Rebecca of DEAD MEAT)
15 oktober 2024 |
115 min
“It’s a very specific kind of dumb…” - Chris
On this week’s SPOOKTACULAR episode, we welcome back our Dead Meat buds, James A. Janisse & Chelsea Rebecca, to chat about the outrageous sci-fi FOUR-OR movie, Leprechaun 4: In Space! How cheap are these computer animated ship effects? What was with that Ray Charles joke? What’s going on with this Mittenhands character? Does having this extra bug monster crowd the field for our beloved monstrous Leprechaun? And how about those exploding genitals, huh? PLUS: Captain Picard turns down the offer to install a disco ball in 10 Forward for… reasons.
Leprechaun 4: In Space stars Warwick Davis, Brent Jasper, Jessica Collins, Gary Grossman, Rebecca Carlton, Tim Colceri, Guy Siner, Debbie Dunning, Rick Peters, Geoff Mead, Ladd York, and Miguel A. Nuñez Jr. as Sticks; directed by Brian Trenchard-Smith.
Be sure to check our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston!
And don’t miss our worldwide digital event on October 23 where we’re talking Scream 4! Can’t make it the night of? The show has a 14-day replay window after the broadcast! And for our Patreon subscribers at the $8 & up, the After Party Q&A bundle comes free with purchase of a ticket to the show!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
On this week’s SPOOKTACULAR episode, we welcome back our Dead Meat buds, James A. Janisse & Chelsea Rebecca, to chat about the outrageous sci-fi FOUR-OR movie, Leprechaun 4: In Space! How cheap are these computer animated ship effects? What was with that Ray Charles joke? What’s going on with this Mittenhands character? Does having this extra bug monster crowd the field for our beloved monstrous Leprechaun? And how about those exploding genitals, huh? PLUS: Captain Picard turns down the offer to install a disco ball in 10 Forward for… reasons.
Leprechaun 4: In Space stars Warwick Davis, Brent Jasper, Jessica Collins, Gary Grossman, Rebecca Carlton, Tim Colceri, Guy Siner, Debbie Dunning, Rick Peters, Geoff Mead, Ladd York, and Miguel A. Nuñez Jr. as Sticks; directed by Brian Trenchard-Smith.
Be sure to check our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston!
And don’t miss our worldwide digital event on October 23 where we’re talking Scream 4! Can’t make it the night of? The show has a 14-day replay window after the broadcast! And for our Patreon subscribers at the $8 & up, the After Party Q&A bundle comes free with purchase of a ticket to the show!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
S15: On-Screen Live's Special Coverage of the 2024 New York Film Festival Part 2 + Saturday Night Review
9 oktober 2024 |
73 min
On the second half of our coverage of the 62nd New York Film Festival, we're reviewing several more films out of the fest, a few of which are bound for end-of-year attention for sure. We'll be reviewing Pablo Larraín's Maria, Guy Maddin's Rumours, Luca Guadagnino's Queer, Pedro Almodóvar's The Room Next Door, Paul Schrader's Oh, Canada & more! PLUS: Chris Cabin POPS OFF on the new Jason Reitman film, Saturday Night!
Be sure to head to our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston!
And don’t miss our worldwide digital event on October 23 where we’re talking Scream 4! Can’t make it the night of? The show has a 14-day replay window after the broadcast!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
Be sure to head to our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston!
And don’t miss our worldwide digital event on October 23 where we’re talking Scream 4! Can’t make it the night of? The show has a 14-day replay window after the broadcast!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
S15 Ep762: The Final Destination
8 oktober 2024 |
124 min
“It’s a bunch of dead-eyed, CW, catalog models…” - Andrew, on this cast of dead meats
On this week’s episode, the 2024 Halloween Spooktacular continues on the FOUR-OR MOVIE journey with the absolutely dreadful box office juggernaut, The Final Destination! How silly are all these 3D gags? Why did they cut the budget so harshly on this one, thus killing all their special effects? Why did the writers think the script needed that slur when you can already tell that the character is racist? And how in the world do you make one of these movies without the legendary Tony Todd? PLUS: Eric and Steve conjure the Bye Bye Man!
The Final Destination stars Bobby Campo, Shantel VanSanten, Nick Zano, Haley Webb, Mykelti Williamson, Krista Allen, Andrew Fiscella, Stephanie Honoré, Lara Grice, Jackson Walker, Phil Austin, and Justin Welborn as Racist; directed by David Ellis.
Be sure to head to our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston where we’re talking Harry and the Hendersons, The Goonies, and Pretty Woman respectively!
And don’t miss our worldwide digital event on October 23 where we’re talking Scream 4! Can’t make it the night of? The show has a 14-day replay window after the broadcast!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
On this week’s episode, the 2024 Halloween Spooktacular continues on the FOUR-OR MOVIE journey with the absolutely dreadful box office juggernaut, The Final Destination! How silly are all these 3D gags? Why did they cut the budget so harshly on this one, thus killing all their special effects? Why did the writers think the script needed that slur when you can already tell that the character is racist? And how in the world do you make one of these movies without the legendary Tony Todd? PLUS: Eric and Steve conjure the Bye Bye Man!
The Final Destination stars Bobby Campo, Shantel VanSanten, Nick Zano, Haley Webb, Mykelti Williamson, Krista Allen, Andrew Fiscella, Stephanie Honoré, Lara Grice, Jackson Walker, Phil Austin, and Justin Welborn as Racist; directed by David Ellis.
Be sure to head to our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston where we’re talking Harry and the Hendersons, The Goonies, and Pretty Woman respectively!
And don’t miss our worldwide digital event on October 23 where we’re talking Scream 4! Can’t make it the night of? The show has a 14-day replay window after the broadcast!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
S15 Ep761: Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (W❤️M, Preview)
3 oktober 2024 |
8 min
“I think that’s the liquid from Prince of Darkness” - Chris, on the pickled eggs canister at Earl’s Bar in this movie
On this month’s W❤️M, our Spooktacular Four-or Movie Month spills over to Patreon as we chat about the pretty fun slasher sequel, Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers! How sloppy is the mask in this movie? Why are we always moving this guy between hospitals in the middle of the night during the worst storm of the year? How hilarious is this gang of drunken townies? And was 1988 one of the biggest years for—hey now! This episode is for subscribers only, Sheriff!
To access our full episode on Halloween 4, along with countless hours of exclusive bonus content, head over to our Patreon and sign up today! Instantly unlock the next level of WHM-related entertainment, including shows like MELR0210, Animation Damnation, Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story & more!
Be sure to check our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston!
And don’t miss our worldwide digital event on October 23 where we’re talking Scream 4! Can’t make it the night of? The show has a 14-day replay window after the broadcast! And for our Patreon subscribers at the $8 & up, the After Party Q&A bundle comes free with purchase of a ticket to the show!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
On this month’s W❤️M, our Spooktacular Four-or Movie Month spills over to Patreon as we chat about the pretty fun slasher sequel, Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers! How sloppy is the mask in this movie? Why are we always moving this guy between hospitals in the middle of the night during the worst storm of the year? How hilarious is this gang of drunken townies? And was 1988 one of the biggest years for—hey now! This episode is for subscribers only, Sheriff!
To access our full episode on Halloween 4, along with countless hours of exclusive bonus content, head over to our Patreon and sign up today! Instantly unlock the next level of WHM-related entertainment, including shows like MELR0210, Animation Damnation, Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story & more!
Be sure to check our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston!
And don’t miss our worldwide digital event on October 23 where we’re talking Scream 4! Can’t make it the night of? The show has a 14-day replay window after the broadcast! And for our Patreon subscribers at the $8 & up, the After Party Q&A bundle comes free with purchase of a ticket to the show!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
S15: On-Screen Live's Special Coverage of the 2024 New York Film Festival Part 1 (with Megalopolis Review!)
2 oktober 2024 |
75 min
On the first episode of our two-part special coverage of the 62nd New York Film Festival, we're reviewing several fantastic selections from this year's lineup, including: Miguel Gomes' Grand Tour, Hong Sangsoo's A Traveler's Needs, and RaMell Ross's Nickel Boys.
Additionally, even though Chris covered it out of TIFF, Andrew and Eric weigh in on Sean Baker's Anora, and Andrew reports on the new restoration of Clive Barker's Hellraiser!
Plus, currently in release and fresh off its official NYFF special IMAX screening, Eric and Chris give their takes on Francis Ford Coppola's Megalopolis—Steve and Andrew will weigh in on the most talked about film of the year when On-Screen Live returns to its regularly scheduled programming later in October.
Be sure to catch our second segment of NYFF62 coverage, airing next Monday, October 7, at noon/eastern, on YouTube!
Be sure to head to our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston!
And don’t miss our worldwide digital event on October 23 where we’re talking Scream 4! Can’t make it the night of? The show has a 14-day replay window after the broadcast!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
Additionally, even though Chris covered it out of TIFF, Andrew and Eric weigh in on Sean Baker's Anora, and Andrew reports on the new restoration of Clive Barker's Hellraiser!
Plus, currently in release and fresh off its official NYFF special IMAX screening, Eric and Chris give their takes on Francis Ford Coppola's Megalopolis—Steve and Andrew will weigh in on the most talked about film of the year when On-Screen Live returns to its regularly scheduled programming later in October.
Be sure to catch our second segment of NYFF62 coverage, airing next Monday, October 7, at noon/eastern, on YouTube!
Be sure to head to our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston!
And don’t miss our worldwide digital event on October 23 where we’re talking Scream 4! Can’t make it the night of? The show has a 14-day replay window after the broadcast!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
S15 Ep760: A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master
1 oktober 2024 |
127 min
“More often than not, I’m fighting for my life!” - Eric, on his recurring nightmares
On this week’s episode, our Halloween Spooktacular kicks off and, in the spirit of this year’s FOUR-OR MOVIE theme, we’re chatting about Renny Harlin’s English language debut, A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master! How great is this Freddy-assisting dog that pees fire? Did we really need to start the movie with a Bible quote, when a scroll about the lore of the Dream Master would’ve been much more helpful? How cool is the big Freddy soul escape sequence at the end? And should Joey’s parents have bought him that water bed? PLUS: Did Wishbone the Literature Dog flirt with human women on that show?
A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master stars Robert Englund, Lisa Wilcox, Tuesday Knight, Brooke Theiss, Toy Newkirk, Andras Jones, Danny Hassel, Ken Sagoes, Rodney Eastman, and Jake as Jason the Dog; directed by Renny Harlin.
Be sure to check our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston!
And don’t miss our worldwide digital event on October 23 where we’re talking Scream 4! Can’t make it the night of? The show has a 14-day replay window after the broadcast! And for our Patreon subscribers at the $8 & up, the After Party Q&A bundle comes free with purchase of a ticket to the show!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
On this week’s episode, our Halloween Spooktacular kicks off and, in the spirit of this year’s FOUR-OR MOVIE theme, we’re chatting about Renny Harlin’s English language debut, A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master! How great is this Freddy-assisting dog that pees fire? Did we really need to start the movie with a Bible quote, when a scroll about the lore of the Dream Master would’ve been much more helpful? How cool is the big Freddy soul escape sequence at the end? And should Joey’s parents have bought him that water bed? PLUS: Did Wishbone the Literature Dog flirt with human women on that show?
A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master stars Robert Englund, Lisa Wilcox, Tuesday Knight, Brooke Theiss, Toy Newkirk, Andras Jones, Danny Hassel, Ken Sagoes, Rodney Eastman, and Jake as Jason the Dog; directed by Renny Harlin.
Be sure to check our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston!
And don’t miss our worldwide digital event on October 23 where we’re talking Scream 4! Can’t make it the night of? The show has a 14-day replay window after the broadcast! And for our Patreon subscribers at the $8 & up, the After Party Q&A bundle comes free with purchase of a ticket to the show!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
S15 Ep759: Poseidon (with Justin J. Case)
24 september 2024 |
123 min
“You don’t know why anyone is on this boat!” - Steve, on the bad script
On this week’s show, the guys welcome back their good bud, and official WHM Disaster Movie Expert™️, Justin J. Case to chat about the grimmer-than-average disaster flick, Poseidon! How brutal are all these kills? Is there any other movie that’s this aggressively 2006? Couldn’t they have tried to make any of these characters three-dimensional? And credit where credit’s due, the sequence of the boat tipping over is exquisite! PLUS: Turns out installing elevators in Mortal Kombat’s Outworld is pretty involved!
Poseidon stars Josh Lucas, Kurt Russell, Jacinda Barrett, Richard Dreyfuss, Emmy Rossum, Mía Maestro, Mike Vogel, Kevin Dillon, Freddy Rodríguez, Jimmy Bennett, Andre Brauer, and Fergie as Gloria; directed by Wolfgang Peterson.
This episode is brought to you in part by Rocket Money! Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. That’s RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. RocketMoney dot com slash WHM.
Be sure to head to our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston!
And don’t miss our worldwide digital event on October 23 where we’re talking Scream 4! Can’t make it the night of? The show has a 14-day replay window after the broadcast!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
On this week’s show, the guys welcome back their good bud, and official WHM Disaster Movie Expert™️, Justin J. Case to chat about the grimmer-than-average disaster flick, Poseidon! How brutal are all these kills? Is there any other movie that’s this aggressively 2006? Couldn’t they have tried to make any of these characters three-dimensional? And credit where credit’s due, the sequence of the boat tipping over is exquisite! PLUS: Turns out installing elevators in Mortal Kombat’s Outworld is pretty involved!
Poseidon stars Josh Lucas, Kurt Russell, Jacinda Barrett, Richard Dreyfuss, Emmy Rossum, Mía Maestro, Mike Vogel, Kevin Dillon, Freddy Rodríguez, Jimmy Bennett, Andre Brauer, and Fergie as Gloria; directed by Wolfgang Peterson.
This episode is brought to you in part by Rocket Money! Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. That’s RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. RocketMoney dot com slash WHM.
Be sure to head to our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston!
And don’t miss our worldwide digital event on October 23 where we’re talking Scream 4! Can’t make it the night of? The show has a 14-day replay window after the broadcast!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
S15 Ep758: Weird Science
17 september 2024 |
111 min
“I’m scanning pornography into the computer to make a lady!” - Eric as George W. Bush
On this week’s show, we’re chatting about the 1985 John Hughes-directed, sci-fi sex comedy, Weird Science! How strange is it that back in the day, these creep-tacular incels were just considered harmless, lovable nerds? Why would they cut out all the solid Bride of Frankenstein conversation from the theatrical cut? Has there been a better titular song in cinema? Is this weird science, or weird computer magic? How cool is all the reversed footage at the end? And are those grandparents dead or what? PLUS: Christopher Nolan - huge Weird Science fan?
Weird Science stars Anthony Michael Hall, Kelly LeBrock, Ilan Mitchell-Smith, Suzanne Snyder, Judie Aronson, Robert Downey Jr., Robert Rusler, Vernon Wells, Britt Leach, Michael Berryman, and the late, great Bill Paxton as Chet; directed by John Hughes.
The episode is brought to you in part by Factor! Head to FACTOR MEALS dot com slash whm50 and use code whm50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month. That’s code whm50 at FACTOR MEALS dot com slash whm50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month while your subscription is active!
Be sure to check our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston!
And don’t miss our worldwide digital event on October 23 where we’re talking Scream 4! Can’t make it the night of? The show has a 14-day replay window after the broadcast! And for our Patreon subscribers at the $8 & up, the After Party Q&A bundle comes free with purchase of a ticket to the show!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
On this week’s show, we’re chatting about the 1985 John Hughes-directed, sci-fi sex comedy, Weird Science! How strange is it that back in the day, these creep-tacular incels were just considered harmless, lovable nerds? Why would they cut out all the solid Bride of Frankenstein conversation from the theatrical cut? Has there been a better titular song in cinema? Is this weird science, or weird computer magic? How cool is all the reversed footage at the end? And are those grandparents dead or what? PLUS: Christopher Nolan - huge Weird Science fan?
Weird Science stars Anthony Michael Hall, Kelly LeBrock, Ilan Mitchell-Smith, Suzanne Snyder, Judie Aronson, Robert Downey Jr., Robert Rusler, Vernon Wells, Britt Leach, Michael Berryman, and the late, great Bill Paxton as Chet; directed by John Hughes.
The episode is brought to you in part by Factor! Head to FACTOR MEALS dot com slash whm50 and use code whm50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month. That’s code whm50 at FACTOR MEALS dot com slash whm50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month while your subscription is active!
Be sure to check our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston!
And don’t miss our worldwide digital event on October 23 where we’re talking Scream 4! Can’t make it the night of? The show has a 14-day replay window after the broadcast! And for our Patreon subscribers at the $8 & up, the After Party Q&A bundle comes free with purchase of a ticket to the show!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
S15: On-Screen Live's Special Coverage of the 2024 Toronto International Film Festival Part 2
13 september 2024 |
75 min
On this special edition of On-Screen Live, Andrew and Chris are back stateside to wrap up their journey through the 2024 Toronto International Film Festival. Some films our intrepid, moviegoing buds review in this episode are Mike Flanagan's The Life of Chuck, Gia Coppola's The Last Showgirl, Ron Howard's Eden, Marielle Heller's Nightbitch, Dea Kulumbegashvili's April, Sean Baker's Anora & more!
Be sure you're caught up with the first part of our TIFF24 coverage where we reviewed David Cronenberg's The Shrouds, David Gordon Green's Nutcrackers, Matt Diop's Dahomey & much more! The podcast cut of part one is out now on this feed as well, but you can watch the full replay of both shows over on our YouTube channel!
Be sure to head to our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston!
And don’t miss our worldwide digital event on October 23 where we’re talking Scream 4! Can’t make it the night of? The show has a 14-day replay window after the broadcast! And if you're a Patreon subscriber at the $8 level or up, you can bundle in our exclusive After Party Q&A totally free! That's right, you can watch us vibe and imbibe as we answer audience questions live, totally gratis!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
Be sure you're caught up with the first part of our TIFF24 coverage where we reviewed David Cronenberg's The Shrouds, David Gordon Green's Nutcrackers, Matt Diop's Dahomey & much more! The podcast cut of part one is out now on this feed as well, but you can watch the full replay of both shows over on our YouTube channel!
Be sure to head to our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston!
And don’t miss our worldwide digital event on October 23 where we’re talking Scream 4! Can’t make it the night of? The show has a 14-day replay window after the broadcast! And if you're a Patreon subscriber at the $8 level or up, you can bundle in our exclusive After Party Q&A totally free! That's right, you can watch us vibe and imbibe as we answer audience questions live, totally gratis!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
S15: On-Screen Live's Special Coverage of the 2024 Toronto International Film Festival Part 1
11 september 2024 |
82 min
On this special edition of On-Screen Live, we were live (thanks to the spotty hotel wi-fi holding out) from the 2024 Toronto International Film Festival! In this episode, Andrew and Chris reviewed films they caught during our first two days at the fest, including David Cronenberg's The Shrouds, Kiyoshi Kurosawa's Cloud, Joshua Oppenheimer's The End, David Gordon Green's Nutcrackers, Mati Diop's Dahomey & more!
The second, and final part of our #TIFF24 coverage will broadcast live on our YouTube and Twitch channels this coming Thursday, September 12 at noon/eastern. The audio from that show will be turned around the following week!
Be sure to head to our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston!
And don’t miss our worldwide digital event on October 23 where we’re talking Scream 4! Can’t make it the night of? The show has a 14-day replay window after the broadcast! And if you're a Patreon subscriber at the $8 level or up, you can bundle in our exclusive After Party Q&A totally free! That's right, you can watch us vibe and imbibe as we answer audience questions, totally gratis!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
The second, and final part of our #TIFF24 coverage will broadcast live on our YouTube and Twitch channels this coming Thursday, September 12 at noon/eastern. The audio from that show will be turned around the following week!
Be sure to head to our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston!
And don’t miss our worldwide digital event on October 23 where we’re talking Scream 4! Can’t make it the night of? The show has a 14-day replay window after the broadcast! And if you're a Patreon subscriber at the $8 level or up, you can bundle in our exclusive After Party Q&A totally free! That's right, you can watch us vibe and imbibe as we answer audience questions, totally gratis!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
S15 Ep757: Twister REDUX
10 september 2024 |
130 min
“How do you not kill the daddy?” - Eric, on previous iterations of the script
On the season 15 premiere of We Hate Movies, last season’s VHS Trailer Game Champion, Chris Cabin, selects Twister as the redux title to kick things off! How entertaining is Phoffman in this one? Was the dad at the beginning of this movie able to surf that cellar door for a few seconds? What’s going on with that Cary Elwes accent? And is this movie responsible for breaking up Van Halen? PLUS: We start with the VHS Trailer Game Cameo appearance—and it is a laugh riot!
Twister stars Bill Paxton, Helen Hunt, Jami Gertz, Cary Elwes, Lois Smith, Alan Ruck, Sean Whalen, Scott Thomson, Todd Field, Joey Slotnick, Wendie Josepher, Jeremy Davies, Zach Grenier, and Philip Seymour Hoffman as Dusty; directed by Jan de Bont.
This episode is brought to you in part by Rocket Money! Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. That’s RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. RocketMoney dot com slash WHM.
Be sure to head to our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston!
And don’t miss our worldwide digital event on October 23 where we’re talking Scream 4! Can’t make it the night of? The show has a 14-day replay window after the broadcast!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
On the season 15 premiere of We Hate Movies, last season’s VHS Trailer Game Champion, Chris Cabin, selects Twister as the redux title to kick things off! How entertaining is Phoffman in this one? Was the dad at the beginning of this movie able to surf that cellar door for a few seconds? What’s going on with that Cary Elwes accent? And is this movie responsible for breaking up Van Halen? PLUS: We start with the VHS Trailer Game Cameo appearance—and it is a laugh riot!
Twister stars Bill Paxton, Helen Hunt, Jami Gertz, Cary Elwes, Lois Smith, Alan Ruck, Sean Whalen, Scott Thomson, Todd Field, Joey Slotnick, Wendie Josepher, Jeremy Davies, Zach Grenier, and Philip Seymour Hoffman as Dusty; directed by Jan de Bont.
This episode is brought to you in part by Rocket Money! Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. That’s RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. RocketMoney dot com slash WHM.
Be sure to head to our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston!
And don’t miss our worldwide digital event on October 23 where we’re talking Scream 4! Can’t make it the night of? The show has a 14-day replay window after the broadcast!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
S15 Ep756: The Batman (W❤️M, PREVIEW)
5 september 2024 |
7 min
“He’s a gooner!” - Eric, on this version of The Riddler
On this month’s We ❤️ Movies episode, we’re chatting about a real excellent-ass comic book adventure, The Batman! Yes, it’s a long one, but what would we cut here? How incredible is Michael Giacchino’s score? How magnificently do David Fincher vibes pair with Gotham City? Is this the best on-screen depiction of the “Bat & the Cat” relationship? How rad are all these massive—hey now!—
This here's just a taste of our ep on The Batman. For access to the whole show, head over to our Patreon and sign up! By subscribing now, you can unlock not only this W❤️M ep, but also countless hours of exclusive shows you can't get anywhere else!
Be sure to snag your tickets early for our final live shows of the year! We’ll be rounding out 2024 with shows in Seattle, Portland, OR, and Boston! Head over to our website for all ticketing info!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
On this month’s We ❤️ Movies episode, we’re chatting about a real excellent-ass comic book adventure, The Batman! Yes, it’s a long one, but what would we cut here? How incredible is Michael Giacchino’s score? How magnificently do David Fincher vibes pair with Gotham City? Is this the best on-screen depiction of the “Bat & the Cat” relationship? How rad are all these massive—hey now!—
This here's just a taste of our ep on The Batman. For access to the whole show, head over to our Patreon and sign up! By subscribing now, you can unlock not only this W❤️M ep, but also countless hours of exclusive shows you can't get anywhere else!
Be sure to snag your tickets early for our final live shows of the year! We’ll be rounding out 2024 with shows in Seattle, Portland, OR, and Boston! Head over to our website for all ticketing info!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
S14: PATREON SUMMER UNLOCK - #393: Star Wars (W❤️M)
3 september 2024 |
175 min
Originally released on Patreon, December 7, 2018
“To me, the idea of Brian De Palma watching Star Wars is like Abraham Lincoln reading Watchmen.” - Steve
On this We ❤️ Movies episode, the gang is chatting effusively about the beloved, action-packed space opera, Star Wars! There's no point in telling you three measly plot points covered in this episode like we normally do in descriptions, though. This is the longest recording in show history* and we had a ton of fun talking about one of our greatest loves! Do keep your eyes peeled for the entire backstory of fan favorite gleep-glop, "that werewolf"!
Star Wars stars Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher, Harrison Ford, Alec Guinness, Anthony Daniels, Kenny Baker, Peter Mayhew, Peter Cushing, and William Hootkins as Perkins; directed by George Lucas.
*EDITOR’S NOTE: We now believe our longest-running episode to be our We ❤️ Movies episode on The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, clocking in at three hours and five minutes! - Andrew
Be sure to catch us on the road for our final live shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon), and Boston! Head to our website now for all ticketing information.
Thanks so much for checking out this unlocked We ❤️ Movies episode! Each month we drop a new W❤️M for our Patreon subscribers at the $5 level & up! On that show, we’ve goofed on some of our favorite films like The Fugitive, Oppenheimer, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 1, Robocop, Iron Man 3, Alien, Escape from New York, and more! Head over to our Patreon to subscribe today—instantly unlock all We ❤️ Movies episodes, along with countless hours of exclusive shows you can’t get anywhere else!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
“To me, the idea of Brian De Palma watching Star Wars is like Abraham Lincoln reading Watchmen.” - Steve
On this We ❤️ Movies episode, the gang is chatting effusively about the beloved, action-packed space opera, Star Wars! There's no point in telling you three measly plot points covered in this episode like we normally do in descriptions, though. This is the longest recording in show history* and we had a ton of fun talking about one of our greatest loves! Do keep your eyes peeled for the entire backstory of fan favorite gleep-glop, "that werewolf"!
Star Wars stars Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher, Harrison Ford, Alec Guinness, Anthony Daniels, Kenny Baker, Peter Mayhew, Peter Cushing, and William Hootkins as Perkins; directed by George Lucas.
*EDITOR’S NOTE: We now believe our longest-running episode to be our We ❤️ Movies episode on The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, clocking in at three hours and five minutes! - Andrew
Be sure to catch us on the road for our final live shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon), and Boston! Head to our website now for all ticketing information.
Thanks so much for checking out this unlocked We ❤️ Movies episode! Each month we drop a new W❤️M for our Patreon subscribers at the $5 level & up! On that show, we’ve goofed on some of our favorite films like The Fugitive, Oppenheimer, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 1, Robocop, Iron Man 3, Alien, Escape from New York, and more! Head over to our Patreon to subscribe today—instantly unlock all We ❤️ Movies episodes, along with countless hours of exclusive shows you can’t get anywhere else!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
S14: MELR0210 #49 - 90210's "U4EA" & Melrose Place's "A Long Night's Journey"
29 augusti 2024 |
116 min
Originally released on Patreon: May 19, 2022
It's our monthly flashback to sunny 1990s L.A.!
First up on Beverly Hills, 90210, it's the totally outrageous episode, "U4EA"! Originally airing back on November 14, 1991, this episode has the gang going to an underground club where David gets wasted, Dylan and Brenda dodge tweakers, and Emily Valentine doses Brandon behind his back!
Then over on Melrose Place, it's the Keith-tacular episode, "A Long Night's Journey." First airing back on September 15, 1993, this episode continues the outrageous Keith Saga with everyone's favorite scumbag marine biologist taking things nuclear, while Matt loses his job and debases himself asking Michael for a job reference at the hospital, and Amanda starts really obviously flirting with Jake right in front of Jo at the motorcycle race!
MELR0210 is a WHM podcast where the guys blissfully stroll through the Beverly Hills, 90210 and Melrose Place timelines. The TV episodes covered will run in broadcast order.
Thank you for checking out this WHM Patreon Unlock! If you like what you heard and want to explore MELR0210 further, this show drops on a monthly basis, available to subscribers at the $10 level! There are currently 76 episodes of MELR0210—with more dropping every month! Signing up for that top tier not only gets you all of MELR0210, it gets you everything: Animation Damnation, The Nexus (Star Trek), The Gleep Glossary (Star Wars), Once In A Lifetime, Too Old For This Shit, ad-free We Hate Movies, We ❤️ Movies, and all syncable commentaries!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
It's our monthly flashback to sunny 1990s L.A.!
First up on Beverly Hills, 90210, it's the totally outrageous episode, "U4EA"! Originally airing back on November 14, 1991, this episode has the gang going to an underground club where David gets wasted, Dylan and Brenda dodge tweakers, and Emily Valentine doses Brandon behind his back!
Then over on Melrose Place, it's the Keith-tacular episode, "A Long Night's Journey." First airing back on September 15, 1993, this episode continues the outrageous Keith Saga with everyone's favorite scumbag marine biologist taking things nuclear, while Matt loses his job and debases himself asking Michael for a job reference at the hospital, and Amanda starts really obviously flirting with Jake right in front of Jo at the motorcycle race!
MELR0210 is a WHM podcast where the guys blissfully stroll through the Beverly Hills, 90210 and Melrose Place timelines. The TV episodes covered will run in broadcast order.
Thank you for checking out this WHM Patreon Unlock! If you like what you heard and want to explore MELR0210 further, this show drops on a monthly basis, available to subscribers at the $10 level! There are currently 76 episodes of MELR0210—with more dropping every month! Signing up for that top tier not only gets you all of MELR0210, it gets you everything: Animation Damnation, The Nexus (Star Trek), The Gleep Glossary (Star Wars), Once In A Lifetime, Too Old For This Shit, ad-free We Hate Movies, We ❤️ Movies, and all syncable commentaries!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
S14: PATREON SUMMER UNLOCK - Once In A Lifetime #1: Stalked by My Doctor
27 augusti 2024 |
109 min
Originally Released on Patreon: April 22, 2021
"I found this to be the most uncomfortable hour-and-a-half I've had watching a movie in a really long time." - Andrew
On the inaugural edition of Once In A Lifetime, the gang is chatting about the bonkers 2015 film that shockingly launched a whole twisted franchise, Stalked by My Doctor! Why do they have Eric Roberts talking like a 25 year-old incel? What is Dr. Beck doing to that teddy bear? And whatever you do, don't say hi to people at the food court! PLUS: The gang picks out some fun coffins!
Stalked by My Doctor stars Eric Roberts, Brianna Joy Chomer, Deborah Zoe, Jon Briddell, Carson Boatman, Wyntergrace Williams, and Devon Libran; directed by Doug Campbell.
Once In A Lifetime is a bi-monthly (every-other month) We Hate Movies podcast where the gang watches some outrageous Lifetime movies and attempts to sift through the madness within. There are currently 21 episodes of Once In A Lifetime available, exclusively on Patreon, including FOUR MORE episodes on Stalked by My Doctor sequels! Sign up today to unlock more Lifetime Movie madness!
Be sure to get your tickets early for our final shows of the year happening this November and December in Seattle, Portland (OR) & Boston! Click through to our website for all tour info!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
"I found this to be the most uncomfortable hour-and-a-half I've had watching a movie in a really long time." - Andrew
On the inaugural edition of Once In A Lifetime, the gang is chatting about the bonkers 2015 film that shockingly launched a whole twisted franchise, Stalked by My Doctor! Why do they have Eric Roberts talking like a 25 year-old incel? What is Dr. Beck doing to that teddy bear? And whatever you do, don't say hi to people at the food court! PLUS: The gang picks out some fun coffins!
Stalked by My Doctor stars Eric Roberts, Brianna Joy Chomer, Deborah Zoe, Jon Briddell, Carson Boatman, Wyntergrace Williams, and Devon Libran; directed by Doug Campbell.
Once In A Lifetime is a bi-monthly (every-other month) We Hate Movies podcast where the gang watches some outrageous Lifetime movies and attempts to sift through the madness within. There are currently 21 episodes of Once In A Lifetime available, exclusively on Patreon, including FOUR MORE episodes on Stalked by My Doctor sequels! Sign up today to unlock more Lifetime Movie madness!
Be sure to get your tickets early for our final shows of the year happening this November and December in Seattle, Portland (OR) & Boston! Click through to our website for all tour info!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
S14: Animation Damnation #92 Doug's Halloween Adventure
22 augusti 2024 |
50 min
Originally Dropped on Patreon 10.9.21
On this month's Spooktacular edition of Animation Damnation, the guys are chatting about the kind-of twisted and legit weird Doug Halloween episode, "Doug's Halloween Adventure." Originally airing back on 10/31/93, this episode has Doug being a total coward over going to an amusement park haunted house attraction, Skeeter dressing up like a sex toy to go trick-or-treating around children, and a guy that's... maybe actually a legit ghost? PLUS: Prepare to totally time travel when this cartoon's theme song hits. Wow.
Thank you for checking out this WHM Patreon Unlock! If you like what you heard and want to listen to more Animation Damnation, this show drops on a monthly basis, available to subscribers at the $3 and up! There are currently 125 episodes of Animation Damnation!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
On this month's Spooktacular edition of Animation Damnation, the guys are chatting about the kind-of twisted and legit weird Doug Halloween episode, "Doug's Halloween Adventure." Originally airing back on 10/31/93, this episode has Doug being a total coward over going to an amusement park haunted house attraction, Skeeter dressing up like a sex toy to go trick-or-treating around children, and a guy that's... maybe actually a legit ghost? PLUS: Prepare to totally time travel when this cartoon's theme song hits. Wow.
Thank you for checking out this WHM Patreon Unlock! If you like what you heard and want to listen to more Animation Damnation, this show drops on a monthly basis, available to subscribers at the $3 and up! There are currently 125 episodes of Animation Damnation!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
S14 Ep755: From Dusk Till Dawn (W❤️M, Live in Austin)
20 augusti 2024 |
128 min
“It’s a real smorgasbord of vampires...” - Andrew
Recorded Live at Cap City Comedy in Austin, TX 5.15.24
On this week’s Summer Break episode, we were in Austin, Texas chatting about one of our all-time faves of the 1990s, From the Dusk Till Dawn! Did QT write this movie just so he could suck on Salma Hayek’s feet? How fantastic is Michael Parks at the start of this movie? Why couldn’t Seth have sent Richie to get those Big Kahuna burgers instead? And is this film is Cheech Marin’s Nutty Professor?! PLUS: The exciting conclusion of this season’s VHS Trailer Game!
From Dusk Till Dawn stars George Clooney, Harvey Keitel, Quentin Tarantino, Juliette Lewis, Ernest Liu, Salma Hayek, Danny Trejo, Tom Savini, Fred Williamson, Michael Parks, John Saxon, Kelly Preston, John Hawkes, and Cheech Marin as Border Guard, Carlos & Chet Pussy; directed by Robert Rodriguez.
This episode is brought to you in part by Rocket Money! Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. That’s RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. RocketMoney dot com slash WHM.
Be sure to head to our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
Recorded Live at Cap City Comedy in Austin, TX 5.15.24
On this week’s Summer Break episode, we were in Austin, Texas chatting about one of our all-time faves of the 1990s, From the Dusk Till Dawn! Did QT write this movie just so he could suck on Salma Hayek’s feet? How fantastic is Michael Parks at the start of this movie? Why couldn’t Seth have sent Richie to get those Big Kahuna burgers instead? And is this film is Cheech Marin’s Nutty Professor?! PLUS: The exciting conclusion of this season’s VHS Trailer Game!
From Dusk Till Dawn stars George Clooney, Harvey Keitel, Quentin Tarantino, Juliette Lewis, Ernest Liu, Salma Hayek, Danny Trejo, Tom Savini, Fred Williamson, Michael Parks, John Saxon, Kelly Preston, John Hawkes, and Cheech Marin as Border Guard, Carlos & Chet Pussy; directed by Robert Rodriguez.
This episode is brought to you in part by Rocket Money! Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. That’s RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. RocketMoney dot com slash WHM.
Be sure to head to our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
S14: The Nexus #84 - "The Best of Both Worlds" (Parts 1 & 2)
15 augusti 2024 |
96 min
Originally released on Patreon, August 18, 2023
On this month's very special edition of our Star Trek re-cap show, The Nexus, the gang is talking about TNG's "The Best of Both Worlds!"
The first part aired June 16, 1990 as the finale of the third season, and the season four premiere, part two, aired September 22, 1990. This is of course the fabulous in-series movie-feeling two-parter where Picard is captured and assimilated by the Borg! How much does Riker super-hate that Commander Shelby? Lotta laughs at Wesley getting shut down at the poker game, no? Isn't it just incredible seeing the Whoopster here? How cool is Riker's blackout line for part one? And any time you get to see that Battle Bridge on this show, you know you're in for a good time! PLUS: Tons of moments of Worf and Data just ICING Borg left and right!
The Nexus is a WHM podcast where the guys futilely go through two Star Trek series at the same time. Thank you so much for continuing to support this weird thing we do—we couldn't do it without you! We know you have lots of options for podz and we're super-stoked you chose to spend some time with us—thanks again!
Thank you for checking out this WHM Patreon Unlock! If you like what you heard and want to explore The Nexus further, this show drops on a monthly basis, available to subscribers at the $8 and $10 levels! There are currently 95 episode of The Nexus—that's a lotta Trek!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
On this month's very special edition of our Star Trek re-cap show, The Nexus, the gang is talking about TNG's "The Best of Both Worlds!"
The first part aired June 16, 1990 as the finale of the third season, and the season four premiere, part two, aired September 22, 1990. This is of course the fabulous in-series movie-feeling two-parter where Picard is captured and assimilated by the Borg! How much does Riker super-hate that Commander Shelby? Lotta laughs at Wesley getting shut down at the poker game, no? Isn't it just incredible seeing the Whoopster here? How cool is Riker's blackout line for part one? And any time you get to see that Battle Bridge on this show, you know you're in for a good time! PLUS: Tons of moments of Worf and Data just ICING Borg left and right!
The Nexus is a WHM podcast where the guys futilely go through two Star Trek series at the same time. Thank you so much for continuing to support this weird thing we do—we couldn't do it without you! We know you have lots of options for podz and we're super-stoked you chose to spend some time with us—thanks again!
Thank you for checking out this WHM Patreon Unlock! If you like what you heard and want to explore The Nexus further, this show drops on a monthly basis, available to subscribers at the $8 and $10 levels! There are currently 95 episode of The Nexus—that's a lotta Trek!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
S14: PATREON SUMMER UNLOCK - WHM #362: Jurassic World
13 augusti 2024 |
113 min
Originally released on Patreon: June 14, 2018
“It’s bigger and it’s stupider!” - Steve on this vs. Jurassic Park
On this WHM Prime episode, the gang gets Dino Fever with the first of two JPU films being discussed this month*: Jurassic World! Was that statue of John Hammond actually his corpse mummified under flash-baked dino poo? Did Claire and Owen have their first date on that cursed island? And why didn't BD Wong get a bigger role as the villain? PLUS: Militarized dinosaurs—Question Mark?
Jurassic World stars Bryce Dallas Howard, Chris Pratt, Vincent D'Onofrio, Irrfan Khan, Ty Simpkins, Nick Robinson, Jake Johnson, Omar Sy, BD Wong, Judy Greer and Lauren Lapkus as Vivian; directed by Colin Trevorrow.
*EDITOR’S NOTE: In 2018, the other JPU film was Jurassic Park III, discussed on We Hate Movies, Episode #363 -- Andrew
All August, on top of releasing all-new, regularly scheduled episodes for our Patreon subscribers, we’re also unlocking some older Patreon vault content (like this one on Jurassic World) here on the free feed for the public to get a little taste of what’s on the other side! So if you’re interested in checking out what’s behind the curtain, be sure to also tune into the WHM free feed this Thursday as we unlock an episode of our Star Trek recap show, The Nexus! The episode we're unlocking is the one where we cover both parts of the famed TNG cliffhanger, "The Best of Both Worlds." The Nexus is a monthly show where we cover two Star Trek shows at the same time (we're currently on Star Trek: The Animated Series and ST:TNG) and it's available to subscribers on the $8 level and up.
“It’s bigger and it’s stupider!” - Steve on this vs. Jurassic Park
On this WHM Prime episode, the gang gets Dino Fever with the first of two JPU films being discussed this month*: Jurassic World! Was that statue of John Hammond actually his corpse mummified under flash-baked dino poo? Did Claire and Owen have their first date on that cursed island? And why didn't BD Wong get a bigger role as the villain? PLUS: Militarized dinosaurs—Question Mark?
Jurassic World stars Bryce Dallas Howard, Chris Pratt, Vincent D'Onofrio, Irrfan Khan, Ty Simpkins, Nick Robinson, Jake Johnson, Omar Sy, BD Wong, Judy Greer and Lauren Lapkus as Vivian; directed by Colin Trevorrow.
*EDITOR’S NOTE: In 2018, the other JPU film was Jurassic Park III, discussed on We Hate Movies, Episode #363 -- Andrew
All August, on top of releasing all-new, regularly scheduled episodes for our Patreon subscribers, we’re also unlocking some older Patreon vault content (like this one on Jurassic World) here on the free feed for the public to get a little taste of what’s on the other side! So if you’re interested in checking out what’s behind the curtain, be sure to also tune into the WHM free feed this Thursday as we unlock an episode of our Star Trek recap show, The Nexus! The episode we're unlocking is the one where we cover both parts of the famed TNG cliffhanger, "The Best of Both Worlds." The Nexus is a monthly show where we cover two Star Trek shows at the same time (we're currently on Star Trek: The Animated Series and ST:TNG) and it's available to subscribers on the $8 level and up.
S14: Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #50 - Count Dooku (Live on Coruscant)
8 augusti 2024 |
40 min
Recorded at the Coruscant PAC, Imperial City, Coruscant 2.16.23
It's another entry in our beloved Star Wars sideshow, The Gleep Glossary!
This month, we're chatting about one of the galaxy's biggest losers, Count Dooku! How boring of a lightsaber instructor was Dooku? Why would the Jedi keep monuments to Sith separatists, like Dooku, in their Hall of Legends? And was Dooku really trying to get an internship with Palpatine? At his age? PLUS: Hey, Disney+, let us make our High Republic-era boob comedy, you cowards!
Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story is a show where the guys try to honor the history and legacy of SW characters, most of whom we've been told don't matter anymore!
Thank you for checking out this WHM Patreon Unlock! If you like what you heard and want to explore the Gleep Glossary further, this show drops on a monthly basis, available to subscribers at the $8 and $10 levels! There are currently 67 chapters total in our Star Wars Gleep Glossary!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
It's another entry in our beloved Star Wars sideshow, The Gleep Glossary!
This month, we're chatting about one of the galaxy's biggest losers, Count Dooku! How boring of a lightsaber instructor was Dooku? Why would the Jedi keep monuments to Sith separatists, like Dooku, in their Hall of Legends? And was Dooku really trying to get an internship with Palpatine? At his age? PLUS: Hey, Disney+, let us make our High Republic-era boob comedy, you cowards!
Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story is a show where the guys try to honor the history and legacy of SW characters, most of whom we've been told don't matter anymore!
Thank you for checking out this WHM Patreon Unlock! If you like what you heard and want to explore the Gleep Glossary further, this show drops on a monthly basis, available to subscribers at the $8 and $10 levels! There are currently 67 chapters total in our Star Wars Gleep Glossary!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
S14 Ep754: Gamer (Live in Atlanta)
6 augusti 2024 |
91 min
“Cue the Bloodhound Gang!” - Chris, on this film’s soundtrack
Recorded Live at City Winery in Atlanta, GA 4.25.24
For the first summer break episode of 2024, the guys were in Atlanta talking about the Gerard Butler video game action adventure, Gamer! Why couldn’t they edit these action scenes a little more clearly so you can follow this stuff? How lame is it to set your film “a certain time from now”? Did we really need to hear that Marilyn Manson “Sweet Dreams” cover in a movie again? Is Michael C. Hall’s character one of the worst villains in action cinema? And do these poor bastard avatar people get any days off from killing adventures? PLUS: Did Gerard Butler sign on to the film because he thought he was being asked to play Cable, the X-Men character?
Gamer stars Gerard Butler, Michael C. Hall, Amber Valletta, Kyra Sedgwick, Logan Herman, Ludacris, Aaron Yoo, Johnny Whitworth, John de Lancie, Milo Ventimiglia, Zoë Bell, John Leguizamo, Terry Crews, and Keith David as Agent Keith; directed by Neveldine & Taylor.
All August, on top of releasing all-new, regularly scheduled episodes for our Patreon subscribers, we’re also unlocking some older Patreon vault content on the free feed for the public to get a little taste of what’s on the other side! So if you’re interested in checking out what’s behind the curtain, be sure to tune into the WHM free feed this Thursday as we unlock an episode of our Star Wars Gleep Glossary! For the uninitiated, the Gleep Glossary is a show where we go through the “Star Wars Essential Guide to Characters” and learn about a new SW character each month. On this unlocked episode, we’re learning all about the evil Count Dooku!
Recorded Live at City Winery in Atlanta, GA 4.25.24
For the first summer break episode of 2024, the guys were in Atlanta talking about the Gerard Butler video game action adventure, Gamer! Why couldn’t they edit these action scenes a little more clearly so you can follow this stuff? How lame is it to set your film “a certain time from now”? Did we really need to hear that Marilyn Manson “Sweet Dreams” cover in a movie again? Is Michael C. Hall’s character one of the worst villains in action cinema? And do these poor bastard avatar people get any days off from killing adventures? PLUS: Did Gerard Butler sign on to the film because he thought he was being asked to play Cable, the X-Men character?
Gamer stars Gerard Butler, Michael C. Hall, Amber Valletta, Kyra Sedgwick, Logan Herman, Ludacris, Aaron Yoo, Johnny Whitworth, John de Lancie, Milo Ventimiglia, Zoë Bell, John Leguizamo, Terry Crews, and Keith David as Agent Keith; directed by Neveldine & Taylor.
All August, on top of releasing all-new, regularly scheduled episodes for our Patreon subscribers, we’re also unlocking some older Patreon vault content on the free feed for the public to get a little taste of what’s on the other side! So if you’re interested in checking out what’s behind the curtain, be sure to tune into the WHM free feed this Thursday as we unlock an episode of our Star Wars Gleep Glossary! For the uninitiated, the Gleep Glossary is a show where we go through the “Star Wars Essential Guide to Characters” and learn about a new SW character each month. On this unlocked episode, we’re learning all about the evil Count Dooku!
S14 Ep753: The Crow (W❤️M, PREVIEW)
1 augusti 2024 |
9 min
“He’s magnificent in this movie…” - Andrew on Brandon Lee
On this month’s We ❤️ Movies, we’re finally chatting about the absolutely fantastic comic book adaptation, The Crow! Despite being a little bit of a bittersweet re-watch, this movie still absolutely rocks, including, of course, Brandon Lee’s amazing performance as Eric Draven! But a few questions remain, like who does Ernie Hudson’s cop character think he is, telling that hot dog vendor how to do his job? Does the young street scamp, Sarah, even know how to eat a hot dog? Would Funboy and the gang actually be riding around listening to—HEY NOW! This episode is for employees of Top Dollar and Patreon subscribers only!
To access the show, without having to go do criminal work for Michael Wincott, head over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Instantly gain access to not only this W❤️M episode, but also countless hours of exclusive shows, including: The Nexus (Star Trek recaps), MELR0210 (Beverly Hills, 90210 & Melrose Place recaps), Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story (SW character chat), Once In A Lifetime (Lifetime movie coverage) & much, much more!
On this month’s We ❤️ Movies, we’re finally chatting about the absolutely fantastic comic book adaptation, The Crow! Despite being a little bit of a bittersweet re-watch, this movie still absolutely rocks, including, of course, Brandon Lee’s amazing performance as Eric Draven! But a few questions remain, like who does Ernie Hudson’s cop character think he is, telling that hot dog vendor how to do his job? Does the young street scamp, Sarah, even know how to eat a hot dog? Would Funboy and the gang actually be riding around listening to—HEY NOW! This episode is for employees of Top Dollar and Patreon subscribers only!
To access the show, without having to go do criminal work for Michael Wincott, head over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Instantly gain access to not only this W❤️M episode, but also countless hours of exclusive shows, including: The Nexus (Star Trek recaps), MELR0210 (Beverly Hills, 90210 & Melrose Place recaps), Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story (SW character chat), Once In A Lifetime (Lifetime movie coverage) & much, much more!
S14: On-Screen Live 7.29.24 Our Deadpool & Wolverine Review, Creature Commandos Trailer Reaction & more!
31 juli 2024 |
66 min
On the summer finale of On-Screen Live, we're reviewing what could very well be the highest-grossing film of 2024, Deadpool & Wolverine! We're also going over the weekend box office, reacting to the trailer for DC's new Creature Commandos cartoon, recommending a couple of 4K disc releases on Home Media Mania & more!
On-Screen Live airs Mondays at 12pm/et. This episode is the summer finale of the show, but we'll be broadcasting a couple of dispatch episodes this September, during our coverage of this year's Toronto International Film Festival, so stay tuned to our socials for announcements about those shows. Also, subscribe to our YouTube channel to get the notifications for when the shows are scheduled to go live!
If you haven’t had the chance to snag the replay of our SPEED digital show, you’ve got through August 1 to check it out! Head to MOMENT DOT CO SLASH WE HATE MOVIES and get your replay tickets for both the show AND the hilarious After Party Q&A!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
On-Screen Live airs Mondays at 12pm/et. This episode is the summer finale of the show, but we'll be broadcasting a couple of dispatch episodes this September, during our coverage of this year's Toronto International Film Festival, so stay tuned to our socials for announcements about those shows. Also, subscribe to our YouTube channel to get the notifications for when the shows are scheduled to go live!
If you haven’t had the chance to snag the replay of our SPEED digital show, you’ve got through August 1 to check it out! Head to MOMENT DOT CO SLASH WE HATE MOVIES and get your replay tickets for both the show AND the hilarious After Party Q&A!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
S14 Ep752: Arachnophobia (with Paul Scheer)
30 juli 2024 |
110 min
“How do you not kill the guy on the toilet?” - Eric
On the season 14 finale of We Hate Movies, the gang welcomes actor/comedian/podcaster/author/movie-lover and all-around good guy, Paul Scheer to the show to chat about the sleepy, yet kinda crazy monster movie, Arachnophobia! Why isn’t this movie just about John Goodman’s exterminator character? Why couldn’t the major spider at the end be a huge, dumb puppet monster? How funny is it that this movie doesn’t care about those kid characters at all? Why couldn’t we see that dumb sheriff eat shit on-screen? Why would you uproot your whole family without being absolutely certain you have that job, Jeff Daniels? And you better believe we’re marveling at all the Seinfeld alums in this! PLUS: Just watch Shatner in Kingdom of the Spiders instead of this.
Arachnophobia stars Jeff Daniels, Harley Jane Kozak, Julian Sands, Stuart Pankin, Brian McNamara, Mark L. Taylor, Henry Jones, Peter Jason, James Handy, Roy Brocksmith, Kathy Kinney, Mary Carver, Frances Bay, and John Goodman as Delbert McClintok; directed by Frank Marshall.
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If you haven’t had the chance to snag the replay of our SPEED digital show, you’ve got through August 1 to check it out! Head to MOMENT DOT CO SLASH WE HATE MOVIES and get your replay tickets for both the show AND the hilarious After Party Q&A!
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Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
On the season 14 finale of We Hate Movies, the gang welcomes actor/comedian/podcaster/author/movie-lover and all-around good guy, Paul Scheer to the show to chat about the sleepy, yet kinda crazy monster movie, Arachnophobia! Why isn’t this movie just about John Goodman’s exterminator character? Why couldn’t the major spider at the end be a huge, dumb puppet monster? How funny is it that this movie doesn’t care about those kid characters at all? Why couldn’t we see that dumb sheriff eat shit on-screen? Why would you uproot your whole family without being absolutely certain you have that job, Jeff Daniels? And you better believe we’re marveling at all the Seinfeld alums in this! PLUS: Just watch Shatner in Kingdom of the Spiders instead of this.
Arachnophobia stars Jeff Daniels, Harley Jane Kozak, Julian Sands, Stuart Pankin, Brian McNamara, Mark L. Taylor, Henry Jones, Peter Jason, James Handy, Roy Brocksmith, Kathy Kinney, Mary Carver, Frances Bay, and John Goodman as Delbert McClintok; directed by Frank Marshall.
This episode is brought to you in part by Rocket Money! Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. That’s RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. RocketMoney dot com slash WHM.
If you haven’t had the chance to snag the replay of our SPEED digital show, you’ve got through August 1 to check it out! Head to MOMENT DOT CO SLASH WE HATE MOVIES and get your replay tickets for both the show AND the hilarious After Party Q&A!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
S14 Ep751: X-Men (with Jamelle Bouie)
23 juli 2024 |
112 min
“They always have to act like they’ve been through a civil rights march for nudity” - Chris on creepy movie guys
On this week’s episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza goes to Comic Book Town as we welcome back our good bud, New York Times columnist, Jamelle Bouie to chat about a real landmark motion picture, 2000’s X-Men! How fantastic is it that the movie creates this entire world of mutants and what the state of things are and still runs under two hours? Has there been a better cast pairing than Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen? Why did they need to include D-level mutant, Toad? Is Xavier charging these students for all that school merch? What’s up with the X-Men refusing to install railings in the Cerebro chamber? And isn't it wild how great can these movies be when the creators have respect for the intelligence of the audience? PLUS: Eric Szyszka? Turned into a mutant thanks to Magneto’s Magic Mutant Machine!
X-Men stars Patrick Stewart, Ian McKellen, Hugh Jackman, Famke Janssen, James Marsden, Halle Berry, Anna Paquin, Tyler Mane, Ray Park, Rebecca Romijn, and Bruce Davison as Senator Kelly; directed by noted sack of crap, Bryan Singer.
Did you miss our LIVE BROADCAST last week where we were chatting all about action masterpiece, Speed? No worries! The replay window is still WIDE OPEN! Head over to our Moment page now and pick up them tix today!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, SHEENPRIL, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
On this week’s episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza goes to Comic Book Town as we welcome back our good bud, New York Times columnist, Jamelle Bouie to chat about a real landmark motion picture, 2000’s X-Men! How fantastic is it that the movie creates this entire world of mutants and what the state of things are and still runs under two hours? Has there been a better cast pairing than Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen? Why did they need to include D-level mutant, Toad? Is Xavier charging these students for all that school merch? What’s up with the X-Men refusing to install railings in the Cerebro chamber? And isn't it wild how great can these movies be when the creators have respect for the intelligence of the audience? PLUS: Eric Szyszka? Turned into a mutant thanks to Magneto’s Magic Mutant Machine!
X-Men stars Patrick Stewart, Ian McKellen, Hugh Jackman, Famke Janssen, James Marsden, Halle Berry, Anna Paquin, Tyler Mane, Ray Park, Rebecca Romijn, and Bruce Davison as Senator Kelly; directed by noted sack of crap, Bryan Singer.
Did you miss our LIVE BROADCAST last week where we were chatting all about action masterpiece, Speed? No worries! The replay window is still WIDE OPEN! Head over to our Moment page now and pick up them tix today!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, SHEENPRIL, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
S14: On-Screen Live 7.15.24 Captain America: Brave New World Trailer Reaction and Reviews of Longlegs, MaXXXine & Horizon: An American Saga — Chapter 1
17 juli 2024 |
65 min
On this week's On-Screen Live, we'll be giving our first reaction to the new trailer for Captain America: Brave New World, going over the weekend box office, reviewing a bunch of summer (so far) titles we've been checking out over the past few weeks, including Horizon: An American Saga - Chapter 1, Longlegs, MaXXXine, and Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F. Plus lots more!
Show note: No new OSL next Monday, July 22nd, but we'll be back on the air for the summer finale on Monday, July 29th!
Be sure to catch us LIVE tomorrow night at 9pm/et for our WORLDWIDE DIGITAL EVENT where we'll talk about the action masterpiece, SPEED! No worries if you can't make the show live, the full replay will be available for 14 DAYS after broadcast!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new SHEENPRIL, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
Show note: No new OSL next Monday, July 22nd, but we'll be back on the air for the summer finale on Monday, July 29th!
Be sure to catch us LIVE tomorrow night at 9pm/et for our WORLDWIDE DIGITAL EVENT where we'll talk about the action masterpiece, SPEED! No worries if you can't make the show live, the full replay will be available for 14 DAYS after broadcast!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new SHEENPRIL, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
S14 Ep750: Alien: Resurrection
16 juli 2024 |
112 min
“This is the goopiest movie of all time!” - Steve
On this episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza heads to space as we chat about the better-than-Andrew-remembered sci-fi sequel, Alien: Resurrection! How fantastic is Sigourney in this one? Shouldn’t Brad Dourif’s evil scientist have tried to train just one Xenomorph at a time instead of a Baker’s Dozen from the jump? Shouldn’t we have seen the initial pirate heist of these hyper-sleep people? Why couldn’t Christie have just shaken that dead alien off his boot? How great is that basketball shot? And how fabulous are all these gloopy, soupy, alien puppets?! PLUS: The guys come up with another great sci-fi horror pitch for the new film, Werewolf Astronaut!
Alien: Resurrection stars Sigourney Weaver, Winona Ryder, Dominique Pinon, Ron Perlman, Gary Dourdan, Michael Wincott, Kim Flowers, J.E. Freeman, Brad Dourif, Raymond Cruz, Leland Orser, and Dan Hedaya as General Perez; directed by Jean-Pierre Jeunet.
This episode is brought to you in part by Factor! Head to FACTOR MEALS dot com slash whm50 and use code whm50 to get 50% off your first box, PLUS 20% off your next month. That’s code whm50 at FACTOR MEALS dot com slash whm50 to get 50% off your first box, PLUS 20% off your next month while your subscription is active!
Be sure to pick up your tickets for THIS THURSDAY'S WORLD WIDE DIGITAL EVENT (7/18/24) where we’ll be talking all about the action classic SPEED! Head over to Moment dot co slash We Hate Movies and get your tickets now— and don’t forget to bundle in your ticket for the Q&A After Party that’s going down right after the show that night! Can’t make it to the live show? No problem! The show will be available for replay for a full TWO WEEKS after air. So you’ve got 14 days to check out the show after it happens!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new SHEENPRIL, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
On this episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza heads to space as we chat about the better-than-Andrew-remembered sci-fi sequel, Alien: Resurrection! How fantastic is Sigourney in this one? Shouldn’t Brad Dourif’s evil scientist have tried to train just one Xenomorph at a time instead of a Baker’s Dozen from the jump? Shouldn’t we have seen the initial pirate heist of these hyper-sleep people? Why couldn’t Christie have just shaken that dead alien off his boot? How great is that basketball shot? And how fabulous are all these gloopy, soupy, alien puppets?! PLUS: The guys come up with another great sci-fi horror pitch for the new film, Werewolf Astronaut!
Alien: Resurrection stars Sigourney Weaver, Winona Ryder, Dominique Pinon, Ron Perlman, Gary Dourdan, Michael Wincott, Kim Flowers, J.E. Freeman, Brad Dourif, Raymond Cruz, Leland Orser, and Dan Hedaya as General Perez; directed by Jean-Pierre Jeunet.
This episode is brought to you in part by Factor! Head to FACTOR MEALS dot com slash whm50 and use code whm50 to get 50% off your first box, PLUS 20% off your next month. That’s code whm50 at FACTOR MEALS dot com slash whm50 to get 50% off your first box, PLUS 20% off your next month while your subscription is active!
Be sure to pick up your tickets for THIS THURSDAY'S WORLD WIDE DIGITAL EVENT (7/18/24) where we’ll be talking all about the action classic SPEED! Head over to Moment dot co slash We Hate Movies and get your tickets now— and don’t forget to bundle in your ticket for the Q&A After Party that’s going down right after the show that night! Can’t make it to the live show? No problem! The show will be available for replay for a full TWO WEEKS after air. So you’ve got 14 days to check out the show after it happens!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new SHEENPRIL, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
S14: WHM Mail Bag - July 2024
12 juli 2024 |
80 min
For this summer time Mail Bag, we're reading wild letters from listeners— including ones about a crazy dad following Dan Aykroyd into a casino bathroom, a teenager getting to hang out with Danny Trejo for an entire day, a movie theater parking lot brawl after a Beavis and Butt-Head Do America screening, a guy who helped someone get laid with a screening of The Notebook & more; we're also answering questions from the audience, and, of course, plugging our SPEED show on 7/18!
Be sure to pick up your tickets for our summer time WORLD WIDE DIGITAL EVENT where we’ll be talking all about the action classic SPEED! Head over to Moment dot co slash We Hate Movies and get your tickets now— and don’t forget to bundle in your ticket for the Q&A After Party that’s going down right after the show that night! Can’t make it to the live show? No problem! The show will be available for replay for a full TWO WEEKS after air. So you’ve got 14 days to check out the show after it happens!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new SHEENPRIL, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
Be sure to pick up your tickets for our summer time WORLD WIDE DIGITAL EVENT where we’ll be talking all about the action classic SPEED! Head over to Moment dot co slash We Hate Movies and get your tickets now— and don’t forget to bundle in your ticket for the Q&A After Party that’s going down right after the show that night! Can’t make it to the live show? No problem! The show will be available for replay for a full TWO WEEKS after air. So you’ve got 14 days to check out the show after it happens!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new SHEENPRIL, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
S14 Ep749: Despicable Me 2 (with Bob Mackey & Henry Gilbert of Talking Simpsons)
9 juli 2024 |
151 min
“I feel bad for these Minions, man, they’re forced to help out with all these party shenanigans” - Andrew
On this week’s episode, the guys welcome back dear buds, Bob Mackey & Henry Gilbert (Talking Simpsons) to join the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza and chat about the dreadful animated sequel, Despicable Me 2! Does Pixar have a suit over the design of that youngest daughter character? Does Gru have papers for these kids? How much of the script is Gru being humiliated in public? Why is this film so obsessed with Gru getting married? How funny are all the Weekend at Bernie’s-esque gags throughout this movie? And when will these Minions finally complete their takeover of this planet? PLUS: Would you eat Minion-themed food?
Despicable Me 2 stars the voices of Steve Carrell, Kristen Wiig, Benjamin Bratt, Miranda Cosgrove, Russell Brand, Ken Jeong, Elsie Fisher, Dana Gaier, Moises Arias, Nasim Pedrad, Kristen Schaal, and Steve Coogan as Silas Ramsbottom; directed by Pierre Coffin and Chris Renaud.
This episode is brought to you in part by Rocket Money! Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. That’s RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. RocketMoney dot com slash WHM.
Be sure to pick up your tickets for our summer time WORLD WIDE DIGITAL EVENT where we’ll be talking all about the action classic SPEED! Head over to Moment dot co slash We Hate Movies and get your tickets now— and don’t forget to bundle in your ticket for the Q&A After Party that’s going down right after the show that night! Can’t make it to the live show? No problem! The show will be available for replay for a full TWO WEEKS after air. So you’ve got 14 days to check out the show after it happens!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new SHEENPRIL, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
On this week’s episode, the guys welcome back dear buds, Bob Mackey & Henry Gilbert (Talking Simpsons) to join the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza and chat about the dreadful animated sequel, Despicable Me 2! Does Pixar have a suit over the design of that youngest daughter character? Does Gru have papers for these kids? How much of the script is Gru being humiliated in public? Why is this film so obsessed with Gru getting married? How funny are all the Weekend at Bernie’s-esque gags throughout this movie? And when will these Minions finally complete their takeover of this planet? PLUS: Would you eat Minion-themed food?
Despicable Me 2 stars the voices of Steve Carrell, Kristen Wiig, Benjamin Bratt, Miranda Cosgrove, Russell Brand, Ken Jeong, Elsie Fisher, Dana Gaier, Moises Arias, Nasim Pedrad, Kristen Schaal, and Steve Coogan as Silas Ramsbottom; directed by Pierre Coffin and Chris Renaud.
This episode is brought to you in part by Rocket Money! Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. That’s RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. RocketMoney dot com slash WHM.
Be sure to pick up your tickets for our summer time WORLD WIDE DIGITAL EVENT where we’ll be talking all about the action classic SPEED! Head over to Moment dot co slash We Hate Movies and get your tickets now— and don’t forget to bundle in your ticket for the Q&A After Party that’s going down right after the show that night! Can’t make it to the live show? No problem! The show will be available for replay for a full TWO WEEKS after air. So you’ve got 14 days to check out the show after it happens!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new SHEENPRIL, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
S14 Ep748: Logan (We ❤️ Movies, PREVIEW)
5 juli 2024 |
7 min
“Get your boners ready!” - Steve, on Xavier and Wolverine looking like their cartoon counterparts in recent MCU films
On this month’s patrons-only We ❤️ Movies episode, we’re chatting about a truly fantastic comic book motion picture, James Mangold’s Logan! Could Marvel go back to the comic book panel flip intro instead of using images from their films? It’s correct in saying that Hugh Jackman’s Wolverine is the best comic character performance of all time, right? Is Logan working for some kind of limousines-only Uber service? How great is Boyd Holbrook— in this movie, but also like, just in everything? And how clutch is all the—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only, Bub!
To access this full episode on Logan, along with hours, upon hours of exclusive shows and commentary tracks you can't get anywhere else, sign up for our Patreon! You'll unlock a treasure trove of hilarious WHMu shows like Animation Damnation, The Nexus, Too Old For This Shit, MELR0210 and more!
And be sure to get your tickets for our summer Worldwide Digital Event happening on July 18th. We'll be talking all about the action masterpiece, Speed, as well as doing a bonus After Party Q&A show immediately following the Speed conversation. Don't sweat it if you can't make it live, the show will be available for replay for 14 days after broadcast!
On this month’s patrons-only We ❤️ Movies episode, we’re chatting about a truly fantastic comic book motion picture, James Mangold’s Logan! Could Marvel go back to the comic book panel flip intro instead of using images from their films? It’s correct in saying that Hugh Jackman’s Wolverine is the best comic character performance of all time, right? Is Logan working for some kind of limousines-only Uber service? How great is Boyd Holbrook— in this movie, but also like, just in everything? And how clutch is all the—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only, Bub!
To access this full episode on Logan, along with hours, upon hours of exclusive shows and commentary tracks you can't get anywhere else, sign up for our Patreon! You'll unlock a treasure trove of hilarious WHMu shows like Animation Damnation, The Nexus, Too Old For This Shit, MELR0210 and more!
And be sure to get your tickets for our summer Worldwide Digital Event happening on July 18th. We'll be talking all about the action masterpiece, Speed, as well as doing a bonus After Party Q&A show immediately following the Speed conversation. Don't sweat it if you can't make it live, the show will be available for replay for 14 days after broadcast!
S14 Ep747: Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 (with Ben Worcester)
2 juli 2024 |
119 min
“Asshole is the right word…” - Steve, on Paul Blart’s attitude toward hotel staff
On this week’s SBE episode, we welcome back our good friend, Ben Worcester of Hooked on TJ Hooker to chat about the absolutely abysmal comedy sequel, Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2! Why did they insist on making this guy so cripplingly pathetic? Why can’t we do better by Neal McDonough in Hollywood? Were people holding their breath over whether the Sandman would cameo? And what in the WORLD were they thinking with that ice cream gag? PLUS: Eric invents a new Kevin James-starring revenge series based inside the world of John Wick: John Fork!
Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 stars Kevin James, Raini Rodriguez, Daniela Alonso, Eduardo Verástegui, David Henrie, Gary Valentine, Ana Gasteyer, Nicholas Turturro, Loni Love, Shelly Desai, Vic Dibitetto, D.B. Woodside, Bob Clendenin, and Neal McDonough as Vincent; directed by Andy Fickman.
Be sure to pick up your tickets for our summer time WORLD WIDE DIGITAL EVENT where we’ll be talking all about the action classic SPEED! Head over to Moment dot co slash We Hate Movies and get your tickets now— and don’t forget to bundle in your ticket for the Q&A After Party that’s going down right after the show that night! Can’t make it to the live show? No problem! The show will be available for replay for a full TWO WEEKS after air. So you’ve got 14 days to check out the show after it happens!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new SHEENPRIL, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
On this week’s SBE episode, we welcome back our good friend, Ben Worcester of Hooked on TJ Hooker to chat about the absolutely abysmal comedy sequel, Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2! Why did they insist on making this guy so cripplingly pathetic? Why can’t we do better by Neal McDonough in Hollywood? Were people holding their breath over whether the Sandman would cameo? And what in the WORLD were they thinking with that ice cream gag? PLUS: Eric invents a new Kevin James-starring revenge series based inside the world of John Wick: John Fork!
Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 stars Kevin James, Raini Rodriguez, Daniela Alonso, Eduardo Verástegui, David Henrie, Gary Valentine, Ana Gasteyer, Nicholas Turturro, Loni Love, Shelly Desai, Vic Dibitetto, D.B. Woodside, Bob Clendenin, and Neal McDonough as Vincent; directed by Andy Fickman.
Be sure to pick up your tickets for our summer time WORLD WIDE DIGITAL EVENT where we’ll be talking all about the action classic SPEED! Head over to Moment dot co slash We Hate Movies and get your tickets now— and don’t forget to bundle in your ticket for the Q&A After Party that’s going down right after the show that night! Can’t make it to the live show? No problem! The show will be available for replay for a full TWO WEEKS after air. So you’ve got 14 days to check out the show after it happens!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new SHEENPRIL, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
S14: On-Screen Live 6.24.24 HBO's Ren Faire Review, The Front Room Trailer Reaction & more!
26 juni 2024 |
65 min
On this week's On-Screen Live, we're reviewing the wild-ass HBO doc, Ren Faire, taking a look at the new trailer for A24's Brandy-starring horror flick, The Front Room, going over the weekend box office, reviewing a Chris Pine Secret Movie™️, and more!
Be sure to pick up your tickets for our summer time WORLD WIDE DIGITAL EVENT where we’ll be talking all about the action classic SPEED! Head over to Moment dot co slash We Hate Movies and get your tickets now— and don’t forget to bundle in your ticket for the Q&A After Party that’s going down right after the show that night! Can’t make it to the live show? No problem! The show will be available for replay for a full TWO WEEKS after air. So you’ve got 14 days to check out the show after it happens!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new SHEENPRIL, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
Be sure to pick up your tickets for our summer time WORLD WIDE DIGITAL EVENT where we’ll be talking all about the action classic SPEED! Head over to Moment dot co slash We Hate Movies and get your tickets now— and don’t forget to bundle in your ticket for the Q&A After Party that’s going down right after the show that night! Can’t make it to the live show? No problem! The show will be available for replay for a full TWO WEEKS after air. So you’ve got 14 days to check out the show after it happens!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new SHEENPRIL, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
S14 Ep746: Beverly Hills Cop III
25 juni 2024 |
111 min
“You don’t need to ask for directions anymore, you’re no longer a fish out of water!” - Andrew on Axel’s third time in Los Angeles
On this week’s episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza tackles an action comedy sequel that didn’t need to exist at all, and no one wanted to make in the first place, Beverly Hills Cop III! What in the hell tone were they shooting for with this movie? How is Axel not blamed for Inspector Todd’s death at the hands of Ellis De Wald? Why did they replace Taggart with Hector Elizondo playing a guy who’s just Taggart with different facial hair? How is Wonder World still open for business after all the carnage Axel and company carry out on park grounds? And how hilarious and great is this George Lucas cameo? PLUS: What was the Tunnel of Love supposed to represent at the end?
Beverly Hills Cop III stars Eddie Murphy, Timothy Carhart, Stephen McHattie, Judge Reinhold, Hector Elizondo, John Saxon, Theresa Randle, Alan Young, Bronson Pinchot, and George Lucas as Disappointed Man; directed by John Landis.
Be sure to pick up your tickets for our summer time WORLD WIDE DIGITAL EVENT where we’ll be talking all about the action classic SPEED! Head over to Moment dot co slash We Hate Movies and get your tickets now— and don’t forget to bundle in your ticket for the Q&A After Party that’s going down right after the show that night! Can’t make it to the live show? No problem! The show will be available for replay for a full TWO WEEKS after air. So you’ve got 14 days to check out the show after it happens!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new SHEENPRIL, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
On this week’s episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza tackles an action comedy sequel that didn’t need to exist at all, and no one wanted to make in the first place, Beverly Hills Cop III! What in the hell tone were they shooting for with this movie? How is Axel not blamed for Inspector Todd’s death at the hands of Ellis De Wald? Why did they replace Taggart with Hector Elizondo playing a guy who’s just Taggart with different facial hair? How is Wonder World still open for business after all the carnage Axel and company carry out on park grounds? And how hilarious and great is this George Lucas cameo? PLUS: What was the Tunnel of Love supposed to represent at the end?
Beverly Hills Cop III stars Eddie Murphy, Timothy Carhart, Stephen McHattie, Judge Reinhold, Hector Elizondo, John Saxon, Theresa Randle, Alan Young, Bronson Pinchot, and George Lucas as Disappointed Man; directed by John Landis.
Be sure to pick up your tickets for our summer time WORLD WIDE DIGITAL EVENT where we’ll be talking all about the action classic SPEED! Head over to Moment dot co slash We Hate Movies and get your tickets now— and don’t forget to bundle in your ticket for the Q&A After Party that’s going down right after the show that night! Can’t make it to the live show? No problem! The show will be available for replay for a full TWO WEEKS after air. So you’ve got 14 days to check out the show after it happens!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new SHEENPRIL, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
S14: On-Screen Live 6.17.24 Our First Reaction to the New Season of THE BOYS & more!
19 juni 2024 |
60 min
On this week's On-Screen Live, we're giving our initial reaction to the first few eps of this wild-ass new season of THE BOYS, poring over the weekend box office to see just how much INSIDE OUT 2 actually raked in, reviewing the Criterion Collection 4K release of FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS, and more!
Be sure to pick up your tickets for our summer time WORLD WIDE DIGITAL EVENT where we’ll be talking all about the action classic SPEED! Head over to Moment dot co slash We Hate Movies and get your tickets now— and don’t forget to bundle in your ticket for the Q&A After Party that’s going down right after the show that night! Can’t make it to the live show? No problem! The show will be available for replay for a full TWO WEEKS after air. So you’ve got 14 days to check out the show after it happens!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new SHEENPRIL, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
Be sure to pick up your tickets for our summer time WORLD WIDE DIGITAL EVENT where we’ll be talking all about the action classic SPEED! Head over to Moment dot co slash We Hate Movies and get your tickets now— and don’t forget to bundle in your ticket for the Q&A After Party that’s going down right after the show that night! Can’t make it to the live show? No problem! The show will be available for replay for a full TWO WEEKS after air. So you’ve got 14 days to check out the show after it happens!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new SHEENPRIL, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!
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S14 Ep745: I, Robot (with Angelica Jade Bastién)
18 juni 2024 |
124 min
“Bruce Greenwood, who’s surprisingly not crooked in this movie? That blew my hair back!” - Steve
On this week’s episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza rolls into Will Smith City with a conversation all about the absolutely dreadful I, Robot! And to help dive into this dull-ass flick, the gang welcomes back to the show, friend and film critic, Angelica Jade Bastién! Why did they want to make this movie so damn serious and not let any comedy on the screen? Is Will Smith’s character listening to “Superstition” on loop every morning? Why couldn’t they pump a few more bucks into these digital effects? Was Bridget Moynihan’s direction just to play the character as if she was a secret robot? And why in the world weren’t Shia LaBeouf’s scenes cut for time? PLUS: Was the most expensive visual effect in this movie really digitally removing Will’s johnson from the shower scene?
I, Robot stars Will Smith, Bridget Moynihan, Bruce Greenwood, James Cromwell, Chi McBride, Adrian Ricard, Fiona Hogan, and Alan Tudyk as Sonny; directed by Alex Proyas.
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On this week’s episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza rolls into Will Smith City with a conversation all about the absolutely dreadful I, Robot! And to help dive into this dull-ass flick, the gang welcomes back to the show, friend and film critic, Angelica Jade Bastién! Why did they want to make this movie so damn serious and not let any comedy on the screen? Is Will Smith’s character listening to “Superstition” on loop every morning? Why couldn’t they pump a few more bucks into these digital effects? Was Bridget Moynihan’s direction just to play the character as if she was a secret robot? And why in the world weren’t Shia LaBeouf’s scenes cut for time? PLUS: Was the most expensive visual effect in this movie really digitally removing Will’s johnson from the shower scene?
I, Robot stars Will Smith, Bridget Moynihan, Bruce Greenwood, James Cromwell, Chi McBride, Adrian Ricard, Fiona Hogan, and Alan Tudyk as Sonny; directed by Alex Proyas.
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Be sure to pick up your tickets for our summer time WORLD WIDE DIGITAL EVENT where we’ll be talking all about the action classic SPEED! Head over to Moment dot co slash We Hate Movies and get your tickets now— and don’t forget to bundle in your ticket for the Q&A After Party that’s going down right after the show that night! Can’t make it to the live show? No problem! The show will be available for replay for a full TWO WEEKS after air. So you’ve got 14 days to check out the show after it happens!
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S14: On-Screen Live 6.10.24 BAD BOYS: RIDE OR DIE and THE WATCHERS Reviews & THE ACOLYTE First Thoughts!
12 juni 2024 |
66 min
On this week's On-Screen Live, we're reviewing the latest entry in the Will Smith/Martin Lawrence Miami cop saga, BAD BOYS: RIDE OR DIE, as well as the directorial feature debut of Ishana Shyamalan, THE WATCHERS! We're also giving our first impressions of the latest Star Wars show, THE ACOLYTE, based off the first two episodes that have aired. As always, we'll be going over what went on at the box office this weekend, and more!
Be sure to pick up your tickets for our summer time WORLD WIDE DIGITAL EVENT where we’ll be talking all about the action classic SPEED! Early bird tickets are still available for the next couple days, so head over to Moment dot co slash We Hate Movies and get your tickets now— and don’t forget to bundle in your ticket for the Q&A After Party that’s going down right after the show that night! Can’t make it to the live show? No problem! The show will be available for replay for a full TWO WEEKS after air. So you’ve got 14 days to check out the show after it happens!
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Be sure to pick up your tickets for our summer time WORLD WIDE DIGITAL EVENT where we’ll be talking all about the action classic SPEED! Early bird tickets are still available for the next couple days, so head over to Moment dot co slash We Hate Movies and get your tickets now— and don’t forget to bundle in your ticket for the Q&A After Party that’s going down right after the show that night! Can’t make it to the live show? No problem! The show will be available for replay for a full TWO WEEKS after air. So you’ve got 14 days to check out the show after it happens!
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S14 Ep744: Dick Tracy
11 juni 2024 |
117 min
“When we put out our coffee table book of Disgusting Shit Boys, he’s the cover…” - Steve on “The Kid”
On this week’s episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza continues with a hilarious convo all about one of the more ambitious comic adaptations of all time, Dick Tracy! Should Beatty really have starred as the titular Dick while also directing this thing? How incredible are all the matte paintings, Sondheim songs, and loud-AF costumes? Is there something in the drinking water in this town or what, what is with all the freaks? And how much chili does Tracy consume in this movie? PLUS: One of the worst things to ever exist, Tracy Zooms In, is discussed at length.
Dick Tracy stars Warren Beatty, Al Pacino, Glenn Headley, Charlie Korsmo, James Keane, Seymour Cassel, Michael J. Pollard, Charles Durning, Dick Van Dyke, Kathy Bates, Dustin Hoffman, William Forsythe, Ed O’Ross, James Tolkan, Mandy Patinkin, R.G. Armstrong, Henry Silva, Paul Sorvino, James Caan, Catherine O’Hara, Estelle Parsons, and Madonna as Breathless Mahoney; directed by Warren Beatty.
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Be sure to pick up your tickets for our summer time WORLD WIDE DIGITAL EVENT where we’ll be talking all about the action classic SPEED! Early bird tickets are still available for the next couple days, so head over to Moment dot co slash We Hate Movies and get your tickets now— and don’t forget to bundle in your ticket for the Q&A After Party that’s going down right after the show that night! Can’t make it to the live show? No problem! The show will be available for replay for a full TWO WEEKS after air. So you’ve got 14 days to check out the show after it happens!
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On this week’s episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza continues with a hilarious convo all about one of the more ambitious comic adaptations of all time, Dick Tracy! Should Beatty really have starred as the titular Dick while also directing this thing? How incredible are all the matte paintings, Sondheim songs, and loud-AF costumes? Is there something in the drinking water in this town or what, what is with all the freaks? And how much chili does Tracy consume in this movie? PLUS: One of the worst things to ever exist, Tracy Zooms In, is discussed at length.
Dick Tracy stars Warren Beatty, Al Pacino, Glenn Headley, Charlie Korsmo, James Keane, Seymour Cassel, Michael J. Pollard, Charles Durning, Dick Van Dyke, Kathy Bates, Dustin Hoffman, William Forsythe, Ed O’Ross, James Tolkan, Mandy Patinkin, R.G. Armstrong, Henry Silva, Paul Sorvino, James Caan, Catherine O’Hara, Estelle Parsons, and Madonna as Breathless Mahoney; directed by Warren Beatty.
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Be sure to pick up your tickets for our summer time WORLD WIDE DIGITAL EVENT where we’ll be talking all about the action classic SPEED! Early bird tickets are still available for the next couple days, so head over to Moment dot co slash We Hate Movies and get your tickets now— and don’t forget to bundle in your ticket for the Q&A After Party that’s going down right after the show that night! Can’t make it to the live show? No problem! The show will be available for replay for a full TWO WEEKS after air. So you’ve got 14 days to check out the show after it happens!
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S14 Ep743: Back to the Future III (We ❤️ Movies) PREVIEW
7 juni 2024 |
7 min
“This movie does give Emmett Brown a time traveler’s fate: you’d be dead in five days.” - Steve
On this month’s We ❤️ Movies, we’re chatting about a total all-timer, Back to the Future III! How long would any of us last in the Old West? Is Buford Tannen the filthiest character in this film series? Should they have tried a Take Two on those abysmal—GREAT SCOTT! This episode of We ❤️ Movies is for Patreon subscribers only!
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On this month’s We ❤️ Movies, we’re chatting about a total all-timer, Back to the Future III! How long would any of us last in the Old West? Is Buford Tannen the filthiest character in this film series? Should they have tried a Take Two on those abysmal—GREAT SCOTT! This episode of We ❤️ Movies is for Patreon subscribers only!
Sign up today to listen to the entirety of our BTTF3 episode, along with hours and hours of exclusive WHMu shows you can't get anywhere else like MELR0210, Once in a Lifetime, Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story, and more!
S14: On-Screen Live 6.3.24 FURIOSA & IN A VIOLENT NATURE Reviews, VENOM 3 Trailer Reaction & More!
5 juni 2024 |
64 min
On our triumphant return to On-Screen Live, we're reviewing the fantastically fun FURIOSA and the brutal & beautiful (and also really funny) IN A VIOLENT NATURE, reacting to the trailer for the new (and final?) Venom flick, VENOM: THE LAST DANCE, going over the weekend box office (whatever that may be) & more!
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S14 Ep742: What Lies Beneath
4 juni 2024 |
126 min
“Why are you trying to do the Hitchcock stuff when your contemporary, Brian De Palma, is doing it much better? - Eric
On this week’s WHM, we’re kicking off the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza with a chat about the Robert Zemeckis ghost house domestic thriller, What Lies Beneath! Was this one of the last major Hollywood films to have middle-aged people being this horny? Would the movie have been better if they didn’t confirm the existence of a ghost in the world of the story? Isn’t it great seeing James Remar play an academic non-scumbag? How unsettling is it to see Harrison Ford wear a Rolling Stones t-shirt? And how many Hitchcock “riffs” can you cram into one movie before someone has a suit on their hands? PLUS: We take a count of how many Harrison Ford characters go… downtown!
What Lies Beneath stars Michelle Pfeiffer, Harrison Ford, James Remar, Miranda Otto, Diana Scarwid, Ray Baker, Wendy Crewson, Amber Valletta, Micole Mercurio, and the great Joe Morton as Dr. Drayton; directed by Robert Zemeckis.
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On this week’s WHM, we’re kicking off the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza with a chat about the Robert Zemeckis ghost house domestic thriller, What Lies Beneath! Was this one of the last major Hollywood films to have middle-aged people being this horny? Would the movie have been better if they didn’t confirm the existence of a ghost in the world of the story? Isn’t it great seeing James Remar play an academic non-scumbag? How unsettling is it to see Harrison Ford wear a Rolling Stones t-shirt? And how many Hitchcock “riffs” can you cram into one movie before someone has a suit on their hands? PLUS: We take a count of how many Harrison Ford characters go… downtown!
What Lies Beneath stars Michelle Pfeiffer, Harrison Ford, James Remar, Miranda Otto, Diana Scarwid, Ray Baker, Wendy Crewson, Amber Valletta, Micole Mercurio, and the great Joe Morton as Dr. Drayton; directed by Robert Zemeckis.
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S14 Ep741: Beneath the Planet of the Apes
28 maj 2024 |
107 min
“I think he’s in both Bowling for Columbine and Fahrenheit 9/11!” - Chris, on Heston’s sequel policy
On this week’s episode, we’re going back to, well, Earth, to chat about the fun-as-hell sequel, Beneath the Planet of the Apes! How silly was it to make James Franciscus look exactly like Charlton Heston, instead of just having him play Taylor? How much of a total jerk is Dr. Zaius? Are these under-dwellers wearing those masks for outsiders only or what? How great are Zira and Cornelius as characters? And how fantastic is it to watch a big, Hollywood, sci-fi sequel and the movie’s totally unconcerned with setting up the next one? PLUS: Never agree to follow Taylor in traffic, because he’s gonna blow down the road and leave you in the dust!
Beneath the Planet of the Apes stars James Franciscus, Kim Hunter, Maurice Evans, Linda Harrison, James Gregory, David Watson, Don Pedro Colley, Natalie Trundy, Thomas Gomez, Jeff Corey, Victor Bruno, Paul Richards, and Charlton Heston as Colonel George Taylor; directed by Ted Post.
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On this week’s episode, we’re going back to, well, Earth, to chat about the fun-as-hell sequel, Beneath the Planet of the Apes! How silly was it to make James Franciscus look exactly like Charlton Heston, instead of just having him play Taylor? How much of a total jerk is Dr. Zaius? Are these under-dwellers wearing those masks for outsiders only or what? How great are Zira and Cornelius as characters? And how fantastic is it to watch a big, Hollywood, sci-fi sequel and the movie’s totally unconcerned with setting up the next one? PLUS: Never agree to follow Taylor in traffic, because he’s gonna blow down the road and leave you in the dust!
Beneath the Planet of the Apes stars James Franciscus, Kim Hunter, Maurice Evans, Linda Harrison, James Gregory, David Watson, Don Pedro Colley, Natalie Trundy, Thomas Gomez, Jeff Corey, Victor Bruno, Paul Richards, and Charlton Heston as Colonel George Taylor; directed by Ted Post.
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S14 Ep740: Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties
21 maj 2024 |
97 min
“You pay your mortgage for the year and you just show up and do nothing.” - Chris, on major celebrities voice acting
On this week’s episode, we’re chatting about the barely-feature-length sequel, Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties! How in the world did Jon Arbuckle not sense two live animals in his luggage? Is Billy Connolly good in this movie? Shouldn’t it have been against the law to play this much Black Eyed Peas on a film soundtrack? How eerie is it for Jon to secretly follow/stalk Liz to England? And how do you have all these adorable barnyard animals and they’re not the U.S. Acres friends? Missed opportunity! PLUS: Chris weighs in on the all-new The Garfield Movie starring everyone’s favorite Mario, Chris Pratt!
Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties stars Breckin Meyer, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Billy Connolly, Ian Abercrombie, Roger Rees, Lucy Davies, and the voices of Bill Murray, Bob Hoskins, Sharon Osbourne, Joe Pasquale, Jane Leeves, Roscoe Lee Browne, Richard E. Grant, Vinnie Jones, Rhys Ifans, Jim Piddock, and Tim Curry as Prince the Cat; directed by Tim Hill.
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On this week’s episode, we’re chatting about the barely-feature-length sequel, Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties! How in the world did Jon Arbuckle not sense two live animals in his luggage? Is Billy Connolly good in this movie? Shouldn’t it have been against the law to play this much Black Eyed Peas on a film soundtrack? How eerie is it for Jon to secretly follow/stalk Liz to England? And how do you have all these adorable barnyard animals and they’re not the U.S. Acres friends? Missed opportunity! PLUS: Chris weighs in on the all-new The Garfield Movie starring everyone’s favorite Mario, Chris Pratt!
Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties stars Breckin Meyer, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Billy Connolly, Ian Abercrombie, Roger Rees, Lucy Davies, and the voices of Bill Murray, Bob Hoskins, Sharon Osbourne, Joe Pasquale, Jane Leeves, Roscoe Lee Browne, Richard E. Grant, Vinnie Jones, Rhys Ifans, Jim Piddock, and Tim Curry as Prince the Cat; directed by Tim Hill.
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S14 Ep739: House on Haunted Hill (1999)
14 maj 2024 |
106 min
“I’ll say it: Chris Kattan? Best part of this movie!” - Steve
On this week’s episode, we’re finally chatting about the “bad-ass” horror remake, House on Haunted Hill! Did any of those numerous deleted scenes maybe have more character details by any chance? Why couldn’t Jeffrey Combs have played a larger role in this movie? How does Geoffrey Rush look so much like Vincent Price in this and they refused to come out and say it— the guy’s named Price to boot, so c’mon! And did anybody else have the Mandela Effect bad memory that Kattan’s character got it in the first fifteen minutes? PLUS: Haunted houses need companionship too!
House on Haunted Hill stars Geoffrey Rush, Famke Janssen, Taye Diggs, Peter Gallagher, Chris Kattan, Ali Larter, Bridgette Wilson-Sampras, Max Perlich, Lisa Loeb, James Marsters, Peter Graves, and Jeffrey Combs as Dr. Vannacutt; directed by William Malone.
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On this week’s episode, we’re finally chatting about the “bad-ass” horror remake, House on Haunted Hill! Did any of those numerous deleted scenes maybe have more character details by any chance? Why couldn’t Jeffrey Combs have played a larger role in this movie? How does Geoffrey Rush look so much like Vincent Price in this and they refused to come out and say it— the guy’s named Price to boot, so c’mon! And did anybody else have the Mandela Effect bad memory that Kattan’s character got it in the first fifteen minutes? PLUS: Haunted houses need companionship too!
House on Haunted Hill stars Geoffrey Rush, Famke Janssen, Taye Diggs, Peter Gallagher, Chris Kattan, Ali Larter, Bridgette Wilson-Sampras, Max Perlich, Lisa Loeb, James Marsters, Peter Graves, and Jeffrey Combs as Dr. Vannacutt; directed by William Malone.
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S14: On-Screen Live 5.6.24 Unfrosted, The Fall Guy & I Saw The TV Glow Reviews, The Acolyte Trailer Reaction & more!
8 maj 2024 |
57 min
On this week's On-Screen Live, we're reviewing Jerry Seinfeld's Pop-Tart origin story/biopic disaster, Unfrosted, as well as David Leitch's messy action flick, The Fall Guy and the latest from A24 and Jane Schoenbrun, I Saw the TV Glow! We're also reacting to the latest trailer for the next Star Wars series, The Acolyte, along with looking over the, frankly underwhelming, weekend box office!
Don't miss the WHM Texas Two-Step! This May we're doing two nights in the Lone Star state, starting in Houston on 5/14, talking Robocop 2 at the Houston Improv! Then on 5/15, night two is happening in Austin, where we'll be talking about one of our faves, From Dusk Till Dawn, at Cap City Comedy! Click through here for all ticketing information!
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S14 Ep738: Lethal Weapon 3
7 maj 2024 |
123 min
“This becomes a sitcom!” - Eric, on this sequel’s goofiness
On this week’s episode, the gang gets into action mode to talk about the incredibly silly sequel, Lethal Weapon 3! Why can’t Roger Murtaugh take a bath IN PEACE?! Did they really have to amp up all the grab-ass in this one? How is this evil ex-cop sneaking into all these high security areas like he’s some kind of ghost? What were they thinking with Pesci’s hair? And why couldn’t we see Rene Russo’s Lorna Cole playing that Three Stooges CD-ROM game? PLUS: How many people said HARD PASS before they cast this villain?
Lethal Weapon 3 stars Danny Glover, Mel Gibson, Joe Pesci, Rene Russo, Stuart Wilson, Darlene Love, Traci Wolfe, Damon Hines, Ebonie Smith, Mary Ellen Trainor, Mark Pellegrino, and Steve Kahan as Captain Murphy; directed by Richard Donner.
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On this week’s episode, the gang gets into action mode to talk about the incredibly silly sequel, Lethal Weapon 3! Why can’t Roger Murtaugh take a bath IN PEACE?! Did they really have to amp up all the grab-ass in this one? How is this evil ex-cop sneaking into all these high security areas like he’s some kind of ghost? What were they thinking with Pesci’s hair? And why couldn’t we see Rene Russo’s Lorna Cole playing that Three Stooges CD-ROM game? PLUS: How many people said HARD PASS before they cast this villain?
Lethal Weapon 3 stars Danny Glover, Mel Gibson, Joe Pesci, Rene Russo, Stuart Wilson, Darlene Love, Traci Wolfe, Damon Hines, Ebonie Smith, Mary Ellen Trainor, Mark Pellegrino, and Steve Kahan as Captain Murphy; directed by Richard Donner.
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S14 Ep737: Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior (We ❤️ Movies, PREVIEW)
2 maj 2024 |
7 min
“He looks exactly like Jason Voorhees if he did wrestling and pornography” - Eric on The Lord Humungus
On this month’s We Love Movies, we’re chatting about George Miller’s 1981 action masterpiece, Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior! Is this one of the greatest viewing experiences in cinema? How totally unhinged is all this action and stunt choreography? What was the crossbow budget on this movie? Is this one of the best— HALT RIGHT THERE AND PLEDGE FEALTY TO THE LORD HUMUNGUS! Or, um, this episode is for subscribers only!
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On this month’s We Love Movies, we’re chatting about George Miller’s 1981 action masterpiece, Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior! Is this one of the greatest viewing experiences in cinema? How totally unhinged is all this action and stunt choreography? What was the crossbow budget on this movie? Is this one of the best— HALT RIGHT THERE AND PLEDGE FEALTY TO THE LORD HUMUNGUS! Or, um, this episode is for subscribers only!
To access the full show and avoid Humungus's wrath, sign up for our Patreon today! You'll instantly unlock this show, along with countless hours of exclusive WHM-related content you can't get anywhere else, including syncable commentaries, the Star Wars Gleep Glossary, MELR0210 & more!
S14: On-Screen Live 4.29.24 Abigail and Challengers Reviews, Trap Trailer Reactions & more!
1 maj 2024 |
64 min
On this week's OSL, we're back from the road and reviewing a couple new ones, like the latest from horror heavyweights, Radio Silence, Abigail, along with Luca Guadagnino's sex & tennis drama, Challengers. We're also giving our first reactions to the trailer for M. Night Shyamalan's new thriller, Trap, going over the weekend box office, forgetting that Lane Smith's been dead for twenty years, and more!
Don't miss the WHM Texas Two-Step! This May we're doing two nights in the Lone Star state, starting in Houston on 5/14, talking Robocop 2 at the Houston Improv! Then on 5/15, night two is happening in Austin, where we'll be talking about one of our faves, From Dusk Till Dawn, at Cap City Comedy! Click through here for all ticketing information!
And be sure to scope out our new NIGHT VISION and TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT merch designs in our Tee Public shop!
On-Screen Live airs Mondays @ noon/EST on our YouTube and Twitch channels, so subscribe to the show on both!
Don't miss the WHM Texas Two-Step! This May we're doing two nights in the Lone Star state, starting in Houston on 5/14, talking Robocop 2 at the Houston Improv! Then on 5/15, night two is happening in Austin, where we'll be talking about one of our faves, From Dusk Till Dawn, at Cap City Comedy! Click through here for all ticketing information!
And be sure to scope out our new NIGHT VISION and TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT merch designs in our Tee Public shop!
On-Screen Live airs Mondays @ noon/EST on our YouTube and Twitch channels, so subscribe to the show on both!
S14 Ep736: Men at Work
30 april 2024 |
111 min
“I saw this in theaters!” - Steve, proudly
On this week’s episode, the guys bring SHEENPRIL (still stupid) to a close with a fun discussion on the better-than-you-remember Emilio-directed buddy comedy, Men at Work! How great is the chemistry between the two Sheen brothers on screen? What a great spice Keith David is to throw in here— total legend! Shouldn’t they have adjusted the script structure a bit to make this a One Crazy Night movie? And what an unexpected, but fabulous soundtrack! PLUS: Our heroic garbagemen team up with the Ninja Turtles!
Men at Work stars Charlie Sheen, Emilio Estevez, Leslie Hope, Dean Cameron, John Getz, Hawk Wolinski, John Lavachielli, Geoffrey Blake, Cameron Dye, John Putch, Tommy Hinkley, Darrell Larson, Sy Richardson, Troy Evans, and Keith David as Louis Fedders; directed by Emilio Estevez.
Catch the WHM Texas Two-Step in a few weeks as we play Houston on May 14th and Austin on May 15th, talking Robocop 2 & From Dusk Till Dawn respectively!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new SHEENPRIL, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!
On this week’s episode, the guys bring SHEENPRIL (still stupid) to a close with a fun discussion on the better-than-you-remember Emilio-directed buddy comedy, Men at Work! How great is the chemistry between the two Sheen brothers on screen? What a great spice Keith David is to throw in here— total legend! Shouldn’t they have adjusted the script structure a bit to make this a One Crazy Night movie? And what an unexpected, but fabulous soundtrack! PLUS: Our heroic garbagemen team up with the Ninja Turtles!
Men at Work stars Charlie Sheen, Emilio Estevez, Leslie Hope, Dean Cameron, John Getz, Hawk Wolinski, John Lavachielli, Geoffrey Blake, Cameron Dye, John Putch, Tommy Hinkley, Darrell Larson, Sy Richardson, Troy Evans, and Keith David as Louis Fedders; directed by Emilio Estevez.
Catch the WHM Texas Two-Step in a few weeks as we play Houston on May 14th and Austin on May 15th, talking Robocop 2 & From Dusk Till Dawn respectively!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new SHEENPRIL, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!
S14: WHM Mail Bag for April 2024
23 april 2024 |
62 min
“It’s like advertising your picture has sound when special effects have come into market... it’s not the same.” - Chris, on bullies aging out
On the April ’24 edition of WHM Mail Bag, we’re reading some letters from fans as we plug our upcoming run of spring shows! We’ve got letters from one fella who puked up Twizzlers during a Cleveland screening of the film Major League, another person who got revenge on a bully in a big, bad, totally gross way, another who the Universe would not let watch 2 Fast 2 Furious, and one guy who didn’t recognize the great Diana Ross on a college campus!
Be sure to catch us THIS THURSDAY at the City Winery in Atlanta, Georgia as we talk about the dumb-ass Gerard Butler action flick, GAMER!
And don’t forget to dance the WHM Texas Two-Step with us as we hit up Houston and Austin on back-to-back nights! Night 1 in Houston, we’ll be talking Robocop 2 at the Houston Improv and for Night 2 in Austin, we’ll be talking about the magnificent From Dusk Till Dawn (W❤️M) at Cap City Comedy. Texas, this May… we dance!
Have a wild story you’d like read on the air? Or do you have a question for the gang? Then write into the Mail Bag: [email protected]!
On the April ’24 edition of WHM Mail Bag, we’re reading some letters from fans as we plug our upcoming run of spring shows! We’ve got letters from one fella who puked up Twizzlers during a Cleveland screening of the film Major League, another person who got revenge on a bully in a big, bad, totally gross way, another who the Universe would not let watch 2 Fast 2 Furious, and one guy who didn’t recognize the great Diana Ross on a college campus!
Be sure to catch us THIS THURSDAY at the City Winery in Atlanta, Georgia as we talk about the dumb-ass Gerard Butler action flick, GAMER!
And don’t forget to dance the WHM Texas Two-Step with us as we hit up Houston and Austin on back-to-back nights! Night 1 in Houston, we’ll be talking Robocop 2 at the Houston Improv and for Night 2 in Austin, we’ll be talking about the magnificent From Dusk Till Dawn (W❤️M) at Cap City Comedy. Texas, this May… we dance!
Have a wild story you’d like read on the air? Or do you have a question for the gang? Then write into the Mail Bag: [email protected]!
S14 Ep735: The Arrival (1996)
23 april 2024 |
114 min
“This is kinda like Contact for stupid people?” - Steve
On this week’s episode, we’re in the back-half of SHEENPRIL with a chat about the fairly solid, alien invasion b-picture, The Arrival! What kind of character name is Charlie’s here, with this Zane Zaminsky? If this movie was more popular, would there have been Zane Zaminsky Halloween costumes with the glasses, buzzed haircut and goatee? How incredible was the late Ron Silver at playing these great scumbag characters? And what were they thinking with killing off Lindsay Crouse’s with those stupid scorpions? PLUS: This episode has enough Ron Silver impressions to last a lifetime!
The Arrival stars Charlie Sheen, Ron Silver, Lindsay Crouse, Teri Polo, Richard Schiff, Leon Rippy, and Ángel de la Peña as Skeleton Man; directed by David Twohy.
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ATLANTA! We’ll catch you THIS THURSDAY, April 25th, at City Winery as we play our first show in SEVEN years! We’ll be talking about the outrageous Gerard Butler sci-fi action film, Gamer!
And be sure to get on the trolley and catch next month’s WHM Texas Two-Step as we make our Houston debut on May 14th, talking Robocop 2 at the Houston Improv, followed by Night 2 in Austin, where we’ll be doing a We Love Movies episode on From Dusk Till Dawn at Cap City Comedy! Check out our website for all ticketing info!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new SHEENPRIL, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!
On this week’s episode, we’re in the back-half of SHEENPRIL with a chat about the fairly solid, alien invasion b-picture, The Arrival! What kind of character name is Charlie’s here, with this Zane Zaminsky? If this movie was more popular, would there have been Zane Zaminsky Halloween costumes with the glasses, buzzed haircut and goatee? How incredible was the late Ron Silver at playing these great scumbag characters? And what were they thinking with killing off Lindsay Crouse’s with those stupid scorpions? PLUS: This episode has enough Ron Silver impressions to last a lifetime!
The Arrival stars Charlie Sheen, Ron Silver, Lindsay Crouse, Teri Polo, Richard Schiff, Leon Rippy, and Ángel de la Peña as Skeleton Man; directed by David Twohy.
This episode is brought to you in part by Rocket Money! Stop wasting money on things you don't use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. That's RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. RocketMoney dot com slash WHM!
ATLANTA! We’ll catch you THIS THURSDAY, April 25th, at City Winery as we play our first show in SEVEN years! We’ll be talking about the outrageous Gerard Butler sci-fi action film, Gamer!
And be sure to get on the trolley and catch next month’s WHM Texas Two-Step as we make our Houston debut on May 14th, talking Robocop 2 at the Houston Improv, followed by Night 2 in Austin, where we’ll be doing a We Love Movies episode on From Dusk Till Dawn at Cap City Comedy! Check out our website for all ticketing info!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new SHEENPRIL, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!
S14: On-Screen Live 4.15.24 Alex Garland's Civil War Review, Joker: Folie à Deux Trailer Reaction & more!
17 april 2024 |
61 min
On this week's OSL, we're reviewing Alex Garland's Civil War, reacting to the new trailer for Joker: Folie à Deux, going over the weekend box office, learning about another Secret Movie™️ starring Eric Roberts, and chatting with Cinématographe curator & producer, Justin LaLiberty about some upcoming blu-ray releases they have coming out, including a gorgeous new disc on Paul Schrader's Touch, which features an essay by Chris Cabin!
Catch us on tour NEXT WEEK in Atlanta where we're talking Gerard Butler in Gamer, and then the WHM Texas Two-Step starting in Houston on 5/14 where we're making our debut talking Robocop 2, and then Austin 5/15 where we'll be doing a We Love Movies episode all about From Dusk Till Dawn! Ticketing information available on our website!
And be sure to scope out our new NIGHT VISION and TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT merch designs in our Tee Public shop!
On-Screen Live airs Mondays @ noon/EST on our YouTube and Twitch channels, so subscribe to the show on both!
Catch us on tour NEXT WEEK in Atlanta where we're talking Gerard Butler in Gamer, and then the WHM Texas Two-Step starting in Houston on 5/14 where we're making our debut talking Robocop 2, and then Austin 5/15 where we'll be doing a We Love Movies episode all about From Dusk Till Dawn! Ticketing information available on our website!
And be sure to scope out our new NIGHT VISION and TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT merch designs in our Tee Public shop!
On-Screen Live airs Mondays @ noon/EST on our YouTube and Twitch channels, so subscribe to the show on both!
S14 Ep734: Terminal Velocity
16 april 2024 |
107 min
“There is a terminal velocity for us all!” - Steve, on death
On this week’s episode, SHEENPRIL takes to the skies… and dives into a great conversation about the outrageous skydiving-centric action movie, Terminal Velocity! Is James Gandolfini believable as a Russian heavy? Has there been better skydiving stunts in a major motion picture? How humiliating is it to die by drowning in your own fish tank? And why would an eight year-old kid want a skydiver to land at their birthday party? PLUS: What’s wrong with a little Tasteful Shadow?
Terminal Velocity stars Charlie Sheen, Nastassja Kinski, Christiopher McDonald, Melvin van Peebles, Hans Howes, Margaret Colin, Suli McCullough, Gary Bullock, and James Gandolfini as Ben Pinkwater; directed by Deran Sarafian.
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Be sure to catch us on tour this spring, y’all! We’ll be in Atlanta on 4/25 (Gamer), Houston on 5/14 (Robocop 2), and Austin on 5/15 (From Dusk Till Dawn)! Tickets are on sale now and meet & greets are happening at all shows, so head to our website and pick up your tix today—we wanna see you out there!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Time Runner, Polish Decoy, ‘Jack Kirby’, and Forrest the Universal Soldier designs!
On this week’s episode, SHEENPRIL takes to the skies… and dives into a great conversation about the outrageous skydiving-centric action movie, Terminal Velocity! Is James Gandolfini believable as a Russian heavy? Has there been better skydiving stunts in a major motion picture? How humiliating is it to die by drowning in your own fish tank? And why would an eight year-old kid want a skydiver to land at their birthday party? PLUS: What’s wrong with a little Tasteful Shadow?
Terminal Velocity stars Charlie Sheen, Nastassja Kinski, Christiopher McDonald, Melvin van Peebles, Hans Howes, Margaret Colin, Suli McCullough, Gary Bullock, and James Gandolfini as Ben Pinkwater; directed by Deran Sarafian.
This episode is brought to you in part by Ladder Financial! So go to Ladder Life dot com slash whm today to see if you’re instantly approved. That’s L-A-D-D-E-R Life dot com slash whm… Ladder Life dot com slash whm.
Be sure to catch us on tour this spring, y’all! We’ll be in Atlanta on 4/25 (Gamer), Houston on 5/14 (Robocop 2), and Austin on 5/15 (From Dusk Till Dawn)! Tickets are on sale now and meet & greets are happening at all shows, so head to our website and pick up your tix today—we wanna see you out there!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Time Runner, Polish Decoy, ‘Jack Kirby’, and Forrest the Universal Soldier designs!
S14: A Big, Juicy Edition of The VHS Trailer Game | PLUS: We're playing shows this Spring in Atlanta, Houston & Austin!
15 april 2024 |
28 min
Hey folks, did you know we're starting our spring run of shows NEXT WEEK in the beautiful city of Atlanta, Georgia? That's right, on April 25th, we'll be returning to HOT-lanta for the first time in seven years to play the gorgeous City Winery, where we'll be talking about the Gerard Butler man-as-video-game-avatar nightmare, Gamer!
Then in May, we're gonna pull off the WHM Texas Two-Step as we first make our debut in Houston, Texas on May 14th, playing the Houston Improv, where we'll be talking all about the magnificently wild sequel, Robocop 2! And then the very next night, May 15th, we continue our dance with the Lone Star State as we roll into Austin, Texas for the first time in six years to do an official We ❤️ Movies show on one of our all-time faves, From Dusk Till Dawn, at Cap City Comedy!
All ticketing info can be found on our website, and because we've seen a lot of folks asking, yes, every show does indeed have a VIP meet-and-greet after the performance! We'll be on hand to say hi, take photos, sign some stuff and so on.
We're gonna have a lot of fun on this run and we wanna see you all out there! Now, for this major VHS Trailer Game edition, the Jamemaster has set up a huge, 8-round jame based off of tapes from Robocop 2 and From Dusk Till Dawn!
And remember, these are OFFICIAL VHS Trailer Game rounds, so all points accrued on this bonus episode count toward our season totals! Enjoy!
Then in May, we're gonna pull off the WHM Texas Two-Step as we first make our debut in Houston, Texas on May 14th, playing the Houston Improv, where we'll be talking all about the magnificently wild sequel, Robocop 2! And then the very next night, May 15th, we continue our dance with the Lone Star State as we roll into Austin, Texas for the first time in six years to do an official We ❤️ Movies show on one of our all-time faves, From Dusk Till Dawn, at Cap City Comedy!
All ticketing info can be found on our website, and because we've seen a lot of folks asking, yes, every show does indeed have a VIP meet-and-greet after the performance! We'll be on hand to say hi, take photos, sign some stuff and so on.
We're gonna have a lot of fun on this run and we wanna see you all out there! Now, for this major VHS Trailer Game edition, the Jamemaster has set up a huge, 8-round jame based off of tapes from Robocop 2 and From Dusk Till Dawn!
And remember, these are OFFICIAL VHS Trailer Game rounds, so all points accrued on this bonus episode count toward our season totals! Enjoy!
S14: On-Screen Live 4.8.24 Monkey Man & The People's Joker Reviews, In a Violent Nature & Alien: Romulus Trailer Reactions, the weekend box office & more!
10 april 2024 |
66 min
On this week's OSL, we're reviewing Dev Patel's action-packed Monkey Man and Vera Drew's The People's Joker, reacting to trailers for In a Violent Nature and Alien: Romulus, reviewing a Michael Keaton Secret Movie™️, Knox Goes Away, analyzing the weekend box office (was anyone excited for The First Omen?), and more!
Catch us on tour this spring in Atlanta where we're talking Gerard Butler in Gamer, Houston where we're making our debut talking Robocop 2, and Austin where we'll be doing a We Love Movies episode all about From Dusk Till Dawn! Ticketing information available on our website!
And be sure to scope out our new NIGHT VISION and TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT merch designs in our Tee Public shop!
On-Screen Live airs Mondays @ noon/EST on our YouTube and Twitch channels, so subscribe to the show on both!
Catch us on tour this spring in Atlanta where we're talking Gerard Butler in Gamer, Houston where we're making our debut talking Robocop 2, and Austin where we'll be doing a We Love Movies episode all about From Dusk Till Dawn! Ticketing information available on our website!
And be sure to scope out our new NIGHT VISION and TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT merch designs in our Tee Public shop!
On-Screen Live airs Mondays @ noon/EST on our YouTube and Twitch channels, so subscribe to the show on both!
S14 Ep733: The Rookie (1990)
9 april 2024 |
123 min
“Once again, it’s Clint Eastwood as a cop, so he is costing everyone millions of dollars.” - Chris
On this week’s We Hate Movies, our dumbest theme month yet, SHEENPRIL continues with a wild conversation on the totally outrageous Clint Eastwood movie, The Rookie! How hilariously inept is Raul Julia’s car thief mastermind? How incredible is the opening car carrier chase sequence? How great is this cast full of real-deal character actors? Did Sheen’s character really need to drive that motorcycle through the door? Couldn’t we get a little more Tom Skerritt and a lot more Lara Flynn Boyle? And what are the odds this movie was a re-worked “one last case” Dirty Harry film?
The Rookie stars Clint Eastwood, Charlie Sheen, Raul Julia, Sonia Braga, Lara Flynn Boyle, Pepe Serna, Marco Rodríguez, Xander Berkeley, Tony Plana, Paul Ben-Victor, and Tom Skerritt as Eugene Ackerman; directed by Clint Eastwood.
This episode is brought to you in part by Storyblocks! For a limited time, get 3 additional months free if you sign up with an annual individual license plan. Go to storyblocks.com/WHM to take advantage of this exclusive offer only available until the end of May 2024. The offer won't appear at checkout, but rest assured, it will be automatically added to your account shortly after you sign up.
And also by Bespoke Post! Get a free Mystery Gift with your first monthly shipment when you sign up at Box of Awesome dot com and enter the code whm at checkout. That’s Box of Awesome dot com, code whm for a free Mystery Gift with your first monthly shipment. Box of Awesome dot com, code whm.
Be sure to catch us on tour this spring, y’all! We’ll be in Atlanta on 4/25 (Gamer), Houston on 5/14 (Robocop 2), and Austin on 5/15 (From Dusk Till Dawn)! Tickets are on sale now and meet & greets are happening at all shows, so head to our website and pick up your tix today—we wanna see you out there!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Time Runner, Polish Decoy, ‘Jack Kirby’, and Forrest the Universal Soldier designs!
On this week’s We Hate Movies, our dumbest theme month yet, SHEENPRIL continues with a wild conversation on the totally outrageous Clint Eastwood movie, The Rookie! How hilariously inept is Raul Julia’s car thief mastermind? How incredible is the opening car carrier chase sequence? How great is this cast full of real-deal character actors? Did Sheen’s character really need to drive that motorcycle through the door? Couldn’t we get a little more Tom Skerritt and a lot more Lara Flynn Boyle? And what are the odds this movie was a re-worked “one last case” Dirty Harry film?
The Rookie stars Clint Eastwood, Charlie Sheen, Raul Julia, Sonia Braga, Lara Flynn Boyle, Pepe Serna, Marco Rodríguez, Xander Berkeley, Tony Plana, Paul Ben-Victor, and Tom Skerritt as Eugene Ackerman; directed by Clint Eastwood.
This episode is brought to you in part by Storyblocks! For a limited time, get 3 additional months free if you sign up with an annual individual license plan. Go to storyblocks.com/WHM to take advantage of this exclusive offer only available until the end of May 2024. The offer won't appear at checkout, but rest assured, it will be automatically added to your account shortly after you sign up.
And also by Bespoke Post! Get a free Mystery Gift with your first monthly shipment when you sign up at Box of Awesome dot com and enter the code whm at checkout. That’s Box of Awesome dot com, code whm for a free Mystery Gift with your first monthly shipment. Box of Awesome dot com, code whm.
Be sure to catch us on tour this spring, y’all! We’ll be in Atlanta on 4/25 (Gamer), Houston on 5/14 (Robocop 2), and Austin on 5/15 (From Dusk Till Dawn)! Tickets are on sale now and meet & greets are happening at all shows, so head to our website and pick up your tix today—we wanna see you out there!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Time Runner, Polish Decoy, ‘Jack Kirby’, and Forrest the Universal Soldier designs!
S14: Too Old for This Shit # 1.2: X-Men '97's "Fire Made Flesh" & "Motendo/Lifedeath - Part 1" (PREVIEW)
5 april 2024 |
4 min
"Danger Room Liaisons... someone make a parody poster... with Magneto in place of Malkovich" - Eric
On this episode of Too Old for This Shit, we're chatting about X-Men '97's "Fire Made Flesh" and "Motendo/Lifedeath - Part 1"! Airing March 27 and April 3 of this year, these episode see our mutant X-Men friends battling Mr. Sinister in a haunted version of the mansion, clone Jean Grey becoming the Goblin Queen, Jubilee and Sunspot getting sucked into—WARNING! This Danger Room simulation is for subscribers only!
To access the full episode, along with hours and hours of exclusive content you cannot get anywhere else, subscribe to our Patreon! Experience the WHM family of shows, including The Nexus (Star Trek), The Gleep Glossary (Star Wars), Animation Damnation, MELR0210, and more!
On this episode of Too Old for This Shit, we're chatting about X-Men '97's "Fire Made Flesh" and "Motendo/Lifedeath - Part 1"! Airing March 27 and April 3 of this year, these episode see our mutant X-Men friends battling Mr. Sinister in a haunted version of the mansion, clone Jean Grey becoming the Goblin Queen, Jubilee and Sunspot getting sucked into—WARNING! This Danger Room simulation is for subscribers only!
To access the full episode, along with hours and hours of exclusive content you cannot get anywhere else, subscribe to our Patreon! Experience the WHM family of shows, including The Nexus (Star Trek), The Gleep Glossary (Star Wars), Animation Damnation, MELR0210, and more!
S14 Ep732: Wall Street (W❤️M, PREVIEW)
4 april 2024 |
8 min
“To this day, as of right now, as the words are coming out of my mouth… I have no clue how the stock market works!” - Andrew
On this month’s patron-selected We ❤️ Movies episode, we’re chatting about the absolutely fantastic cautionary tale, yes, folks, a cautionary tale, Oliver Stone’s Wall Street! How incredible is Michael Douglas in this movie? Does it get any better than that Talking Heads needle drop? How terribly miscast was—hold it right there, it's the SEC! Just kidding, but this episode is for subscribers only.
To access the full show, along with hundreds of hours of exclusive bonus content, sign up for our Patreon today!
On this month’s patron-selected We ❤️ Movies episode, we’re chatting about the absolutely fantastic cautionary tale, yes, folks, a cautionary tale, Oliver Stone’s Wall Street! How incredible is Michael Douglas in this movie? Does it get any better than that Talking Heads needle drop? How terribly miscast was—hold it right there, it's the SEC! Just kidding, but this episode is for subscribers only.
To access the full show, along with hundreds of hours of exclusive bonus content, sign up for our Patreon today!
S14: On-Screen Live 4.1.24 Godzilla x Kong Review, The Penguin Trailer Reaction & More!
3 april 2024 |
62 min
On this week's OSL, we're reviewing the box office smash hit, Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire, reacting to trailers for The Penguin miniseries and Jerry Seinfeld's Unfrosted, checking out a Liam Neeson-starring Secret Movie™️ from Ireland called In the Land of Saints and Sinners, and more!
Catch us on tour this spring in Atlanta where we're talking Gerard Butler in Gamer, Houston where we're making our debut talking Robocop 2, and Austin where we'll be doing a We Love Movies episode all about From Dusk Till Dawn! Ticketing information available on our website!
And be sure to scope out our new NIGHT VISION and TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT merch designs in our Tee Public shop!
On-Screen Live airs Mondays @ noon/EST on our YouTube and Twitch channels, so subscribe to the show on whichever platform you frequent!
Catch us on tour this spring in Atlanta where we're talking Gerard Butler in Gamer, Houston where we're making our debut talking Robocop 2, and Austin where we'll be doing a We Love Movies episode all about From Dusk Till Dawn! Ticketing information available on our website!
And be sure to scope out our new NIGHT VISION and TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT merch designs in our Tee Public shop!
On-Screen Live airs Mondays @ noon/EST on our YouTube and Twitch channels, so subscribe to the show on whichever platform you frequent!
S14 Ep731: Major League
2 april 2024 |
106 min
“Yes! Bring me more of that sharp profanity!” - Andrew on the Major League script
On this week’s episode, we’re kicking off SHEENPRIL here on We Hate Movies with a chat about the beloved sports comedy, Major League! How bonkers is it that Tom Berenger’s Jake Taylor is straight-up stalking Rene Russo’s Lynn Wells throughout this whole movie? Was the real Willie Mays Hayes murdered by Wesley’s character and this guy just took his place at the tryouts? How many pounds of gravel did James Gammon have to eat throughout his life to get that majestic voice? And who knew Sheen’s Ricky “Wild Thing” Vaughn was going to be such a huge sensation? PLUS: Who wins in a fight between James Gammon and Rip Torn?!
Major League stars Tom Berenger, Charlie Sheen, Corbin Bernsen, Margaret Whitton, James Gammon, Rene Russo, Wesley Snipes, Charles Cyphers, Chelcie Ross, Dennis Haysbert, and Bob Uecker as Harry Doyle; directed by David S. Ward.
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Be sure to catch us on tour this spring, y’all! We’ll be in Atlanta on 4/25 (Gamer), Houston on 5/14 (Robocop 2), and Austin on 5/15 (From Dusk Till Dawn)! Tickets are on sale now and meet & greets are happening at all shows, so head to our website and pick up your tix today—we wanna see you out there!
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On this week’s episode, we’re kicking off SHEENPRIL here on We Hate Movies with a chat about the beloved sports comedy, Major League! How bonkers is it that Tom Berenger’s Jake Taylor is straight-up stalking Rene Russo’s Lynn Wells throughout this whole movie? Was the real Willie Mays Hayes murdered by Wesley’s character and this guy just took his place at the tryouts? How many pounds of gravel did James Gammon have to eat throughout his life to get that majestic voice? And who knew Sheen’s Ricky “Wild Thing” Vaughn was going to be such a huge sensation? PLUS: Who wins in a fight between James Gammon and Rip Torn?!
Major League stars Tom Berenger, Charlie Sheen, Corbin Bernsen, Margaret Whitton, James Gammon, Rene Russo, Wesley Snipes, Charles Cyphers, Chelcie Ross, Dennis Haysbert, and Bob Uecker as Harry Doyle; directed by David S. Ward.
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Be sure to catch us on tour this spring, y’all! We’ll be in Atlanta on 4/25 (Gamer), Houston on 5/14 (Robocop 2), and Austin on 5/15 (From Dusk Till Dawn)! Tickets are on sale now and meet & greets are happening at all shows, so head to our website and pick up your tix today—we wanna see you out there!
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S14: On-Screen Live 3.25.24 Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire, Immaculate, Road House Reviews & more!
27 mars 2024 |
59 min
On this week's OSL, we're reviewing Ghostbusters legacy sequel #2, Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire, the new horror film Rosemary's Nunnery, oops, I mean Immaculate, and the straight-to-Amazon's-bowels reboot of Road House starring Jake Gyllenhaal! We're also checking in on the weekend box office to see if it got BUSTED or if Kung Fu Panda's third sequel remained supreme!
Catch us on tour this spring in Atlanta where we're talking Gerard Butler in Gamer, Houston where we're making our debut talking Robocop 2, and Austin where we'll be doing a We Love Movies episode all about From Dusk Till Dawn! Ticketing information available on our website!
And be sure to scope out our new NIGHT VISION and TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT merch designs in our Tee Public shop!
On-Screen Live airs Mondays @ noon/EST on our YouTube and Twitch channels, so subscribe to the show on whichever platform you frequent!
Catch us on tour this spring in Atlanta where we're talking Gerard Butler in Gamer, Houston where we're making our debut talking Robocop 2, and Austin where we'll be doing a We Love Movies episode all about From Dusk Till Dawn! Ticketing information available on our website!
And be sure to scope out our new NIGHT VISION and TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT merch designs in our Tee Public shop!
On-Screen Live airs Mondays @ noon/EST on our YouTube and Twitch channels, so subscribe to the show on whichever platform you frequent!
S14 Ep730: Young Einstein
26 mars 2024 |
94 min
“If you are not 100% always entertained by [Yahoo Serious] you are fucked for good with this movie!” - Chris
On this week’s episode, the 2024 Listener Request Month comes to a close with a discussion about the well-made (craft-wise), but incredibly stupid comedy, Young Einstein! How much of a banger is this soundtrack? How gorgeous are these panoramic shots of Tasmania? How many times can Yahoo Serious fall through or off something in this movie? How funny is that little Critters-esque Tasmanian Devil costume? And come on, what are the odds a Cat Pie is a real dish? PLUS: An extended analysis of Jake Gyllenhaal not bathing.
Young Einstein stars Yahoo Serious, Odile Le Clezio, John Howard, Peewee Wilson, Su Cruickshank, Roger Ward, and Basil Clarke as Charles Darwin; directed by Yahoo Serious.
Be sure to catch us on tour this spring, y’all! We’ll be in Atlanta on 4/25 (Gamer), Houston on 5/14 (Robocop 2), and Austin on 5/15 (From Dusk Till Dawn)! Tickets are on sale now and meet & greets are happening at all shows, so head to our website and pick up your tix today—we wanna see you out there!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Time Runner, Polish Decoy, ‘Jack Kirby’, and Forrest the Universal Soldier designs!
On this week’s episode, the 2024 Listener Request Month comes to a close with a discussion about the well-made (craft-wise), but incredibly stupid comedy, Young Einstein! How much of a banger is this soundtrack? How gorgeous are these panoramic shots of Tasmania? How many times can Yahoo Serious fall through or off something in this movie? How funny is that little Critters-esque Tasmanian Devil costume? And come on, what are the odds a Cat Pie is a real dish? PLUS: An extended analysis of Jake Gyllenhaal not bathing.
Young Einstein stars Yahoo Serious, Odile Le Clezio, John Howard, Peewee Wilson, Su Cruickshank, Roger Ward, and Basil Clarke as Charles Darwin; directed by Yahoo Serious.
Be sure to catch us on tour this spring, y’all! We’ll be in Atlanta on 4/25 (Gamer), Houston on 5/14 (Robocop 2), and Austin on 5/15 (From Dusk Till Dawn)! Tickets are on sale now and meet & greets are happening at all shows, so head to our website and pick up your tix today—we wanna see you out there!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Time Runner, Polish Decoy, ‘Jack Kirby’, and Forrest the Universal Soldier designs!
S14: On-Screen Live 3.18.24 Late Night with the Devil Review, The Crow (2024) trailer reaction & more!
20 mars 2024 |
58 min
On this week's OSL, we're reviewing the new David Dastmalchian horror film, Late Night with the Devil, reacting to the trailer for the remake of The Crow starring Bill Skarsgård, checking out a Pierce Brosnan Secret Movie™️ called Fast Charlie, going over the weekend box office, and more!
Catch us on tour this spring in Atlanta where we're talking Gerard Butler in Gamer, Houston where we're making our debut talking Robocop 2, and Austin where we'll be doing a We Love Movies episode all about From Dusk Till Dawn! Ticketing information available on our website!
On-Screen Live airs Mondays @ noon/EST on our YouTube and Twitch channels, so subscribe to the show on whichever platform you frequent!
Catch us on tour this spring in Atlanta where we're talking Gerard Butler in Gamer, Houston where we're making our debut talking Robocop 2, and Austin where we'll be doing a We Love Movies episode all about From Dusk Till Dawn! Ticketing information available on our website!
On-Screen Live airs Mondays @ noon/EST on our YouTube and Twitch channels, so subscribe to the show on whichever platform you frequent!
S14 Ep729: Rollerball (2002)
19 mars 2024 |
119 min
“He’s one of the worst to ever do it, folks…” - Steve on Chris Klein
On this week’s episode, we’re chatting about the terrible, hatchet job remake, Rollerball! Why do studios put so much trust in dumbass test screenings? Why did McTiernan think getting all the social commentary out of this remake was a smart idea? Why were they banking so hard on the charm of… ECW’s Paul Heyman? How many re-shoots does it take to sink a movie? And does this movie have one of the worst soundtracks of all time? PLUS: Orson Welles weighs in on the use of… NIGHT. VISION.
Rollerball stars Chris Klein, Jean Reno, LL Cool J, Rebecca Romijn, Naveen Andrews, Oleg Taktarov, Andrew Bryniarski, and Paul Heyman as English Sports Announcer; directed by John McTiernan.
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Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Time Runner, Polish Decoy, ‘Jack Kirby’, and Forrest the Universal Soldier designs!
On this week’s episode, we’re chatting about the terrible, hatchet job remake, Rollerball! Why do studios put so much trust in dumbass test screenings? Why did McTiernan think getting all the social commentary out of this remake was a smart idea? Why were they banking so hard on the charm of… ECW’s Paul Heyman? How many re-shoots does it take to sink a movie? And does this movie have one of the worst soundtracks of all time? PLUS: Orson Welles weighs in on the use of… NIGHT. VISION.
Rollerball stars Chris Klein, Jean Reno, LL Cool J, Rebecca Romijn, Naveen Andrews, Oleg Taktarov, Andrew Bryniarski, and Paul Heyman as English Sports Announcer; directed by John McTiernan.
This episode is brought to you in part by Astepro! Get fast-acting nasal allergy symptom relief with Astepro. Go to Astepro allergy dot com for a discount so you can Astepro and Go! today. A-S-T-E-P-R-O allergy dot com. Astepro and Go! (Use as directed for relief of nasal congestion, runny nose, sneezing and itchy nose due to allergies.)
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Be sure to catch us on tour this spring, y’all! We’ll be in Atlanta on 4/25 (Gamer), Houston on 5/14 (Robocop 2), and Austin on 5/15 (From Dusk Till Dawn)! Tickets are on sale now and meet & greets are happening at all shows, so head to our website and pick up your tix today—we wanna see you out there!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Time Runner, Polish Decoy, ‘Jack Kirby’, and Forrest the Universal Soldier designs!
S14: Too Old for This Shit # 1.0
15 mars 2024 |
42 min
“Wolverine’s the best Canadian fictional character of all time, probably?” - Eric
On this preview episode of our new show, Too Old for This Shit, we’re chatting about the two-part pilot of X-Men ’92, “Night of the Sentinels.” Originally airing on October 31 and November 7, 1992, this episode sees Jubilee move in with the X-Men after her narc foster father calls the feds on her, Wolverine dressing like Al Borland from Home Improvement in his down time, Gambit aggressively hitting on a girl at the mall, Cyclops and Wolverine visiting a bar filled exclusively with Jack Nicholson impersonators, Beast being sent to a black site prison, and Morph getting hilariously murdered!
The rest of this first series of Too Old for This Shit is going to cover the first season of the all-new Disney+ show, X-Men ’97. The full release schedule is available on our website.
Going forward, this show will be available exclusively for subscribers on the Walsh tier of our Patreon, so make sure you don’t miss a minute of these X-Men ’97 recaps and subscribe today!
And catch us on tour this spring, we're playing Atlanta, Houston, and Austin— tickets are on sale now, so visit our website for ticketing info today, we wanna see you all out there!
On this preview episode of our new show, Too Old for This Shit, we’re chatting about the two-part pilot of X-Men ’92, “Night of the Sentinels.” Originally airing on October 31 and November 7, 1992, this episode sees Jubilee move in with the X-Men after her narc foster father calls the feds on her, Wolverine dressing like Al Borland from Home Improvement in his down time, Gambit aggressively hitting on a girl at the mall, Cyclops and Wolverine visiting a bar filled exclusively with Jack Nicholson impersonators, Beast being sent to a black site prison, and Morph getting hilariously murdered!
The rest of this first series of Too Old for This Shit is going to cover the first season of the all-new Disney+ show, X-Men ’97. The full release schedule is available on our website.
Going forward, this show will be available exclusively for subscribers on the Walsh tier of our Patreon, so make sure you don’t miss a minute of these X-Men ’97 recaps and subscribe today!
And catch us on tour this spring, we're playing Atlanta, Houston, and Austin— tickets are on sale now, so visit our website for ticketing info today, we wanna see you all out there!
S14: On-Screen Live 3.11.24 Love Lies Bleeding Review, Recapping Hollywood's Biggest Night & more!
13 mars 2024 |
74 min
On this week's OSL, we're reviewing Rose Glass's fantastic Love Lies Bleeding, and taking a look back at last night's Oscars ceremony by talking about the winners, seeing how Jimmy Kimmel did as host, Arnold & Danny reuniting on stage, John Cena's total package, Pacino totally flubbing the Best Picture presentation, and, of course, checking in on Chris Cabin's annual list of poor souls that were Farina'd during the In Memoriam reel! We'll also be going over the weekend box office numbers & more!
Catch us on tour this spring in Atlanta where we're talking Gerard Butler in Gamer, Houston where we're making our debut talking Robocop 2, and Austin where we'll be doing a We Love Movies episode all about From Dusk Till Dawn! Ticketing information available on our website!
On-Screen Live airs Mondays @ noon/EST on our YouTube and Twitch channels, so subscribe to the show on whichever platform you frequent!
Catch us on tour this spring in Atlanta where we're talking Gerard Butler in Gamer, Houston where we're making our debut talking Robocop 2, and Austin where we'll be doing a We Love Movies episode all about From Dusk Till Dawn! Ticketing information available on our website!
On-Screen Live airs Mondays @ noon/EST on our YouTube and Twitch channels, so subscribe to the show on whichever platform you frequent!
S14 Ep728: Indecent Proposal
12 mars 2024 |
119 min
“Ooo, yeah, throw a plate at me, Demi Moore!” - Eric
On this week’s episode, the 2024 Listener Request Month continues with a convo all about the absolute trash-fest that is, Indecent Proposal! Why don’t we see the Moore/Redford sex scene? Why are we doing that flashback with Woody Harrelson and Demi Moore, using a bad wig and braces respectively, to comically play 19 year-olds? Why are we bothering with the lame, dueling, his & hers VoiceOver tracks? How cowardly were these filmmakers and studio execs who were scared to have Redford play an actual villain? And why didn’t we ever get the Seymour Cassel spin-off film, Shackleford?! PLUS: Using Robert Redford movie titles as sex slang, fun for all!
Indecent Proposal stars Demi Moore, Woody Harrelson, Robert Redford, Seymour Cassel, Oliver Platt, Billy Bob Thornton, Billy Connolly, Danny Zorn, Kevin West, and Rip Taylor as Mr. Langford; directed by Adrian Lyne.
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Be sure to catch us on tour this spring, y’all! We’ll be in Atlanta on 4/25 (Gamer), Houston on 5/14 (Robocop 2), and Austin on 5/15 (From Dusk Till Dawn)! Tickets are on sale now and meet & greets are happening at all shows, so head to our website and pick up your tix today—we wanna see you out there!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Time Runner, Polish Decoy, ‘Jack Kirby’, and Forrest the Universal Soldier designs!
On this week’s episode, the 2024 Listener Request Month continues with a convo all about the absolute trash-fest that is, Indecent Proposal! Why don’t we see the Moore/Redford sex scene? Why are we doing that flashback with Woody Harrelson and Demi Moore, using a bad wig and braces respectively, to comically play 19 year-olds? Why are we bothering with the lame, dueling, his & hers VoiceOver tracks? How cowardly were these filmmakers and studio execs who were scared to have Redford play an actual villain? And why didn’t we ever get the Seymour Cassel spin-off film, Shackleford?! PLUS: Using Robert Redford movie titles as sex slang, fun for all!
Indecent Proposal stars Demi Moore, Woody Harrelson, Robert Redford, Seymour Cassel, Oliver Platt, Billy Bob Thornton, Billy Connolly, Danny Zorn, Kevin West, and Rip Taylor as Mr. Langford; directed by Adrian Lyne.
This week’s episode is brought to you in part by Rocket Money! Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. That’s RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. RocketMoney dot com slash WHM!
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Be sure to catch us on tour this spring, y’all! We’ll be in Atlanta on 4/25 (Gamer), Houston on 5/14 (Robocop 2), and Austin on 5/15 (From Dusk Till Dawn)! Tickets are on sale now and meet & greets are happening at all shows, so head to our website and pick up your tix today—we wanna see you out there!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Time Runner, Polish Decoy, ‘Jack Kirby’, and Forrest the Universal Soldier designs!
S14 Ep727: The Fugitive (W❤️M) PREVIEW
8 mars 2024 |
6 min
“We open on this Eyes Wide Shut party…” - Steve
On this month’s patrons-only and patron-selected We ❤️ Movies episode, we’re finally sitting down to talk about one of the absolute best to ever hit the screen, The Fugitive! How incredible is Harrison Ford’s performance in this? Has Chicago ever looked cooler in a movie that’s not The Blues Brothers? Is there a better lived-in team of—HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, DR. KIMBLE! This episode is for Patreon subscribers only!
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On this month’s patrons-only and patron-selected We ❤️ Movies episode, we’re finally sitting down to talk about one of the absolute best to ever hit the screen, The Fugitive! How incredible is Harrison Ford’s performance in this? Has Chicago ever looked cooler in a movie that’s not The Blues Brothers? Is there a better lived-in team of—HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, DR. KIMBLE! This episode is for Patreon subscribers only!
To unlock the full episode, along with hours and hours of exclusive bonus shows like Once In A Lifetime, MELR0210, The Nexus, and more, including AD-FREE We Hate Movies, head to our Patreon and sign up today!
S14: On-Screen Live 3.4.24 Dune: Part Two Review, Horizon: An American Saga Trailer Reaction & more!
6 mars 2024 |
65 min
On this week's OSL, we're reviewing Dune: Part Two, reacting to the trailers for both Kevin Costner's latest vanity project-- um, epic western, Horizon: An American Saga, as well as the "return" (lol) of Kevin Spacey in the unintentionally-laugh-riot-looking hitman film, Peter Five Eight! We're also briefly talking about the Oscars (more on them next week, naturally), and going over the Dune-heavy weekend box office numbers! PLUS: We reveal our next major Patreon offering, and it's a show you will NOT want to miss!
Catch us on tour this spring in Atlanta where we're talking Gerard Butler in Gamer, Houston where we're making our debut talking Robocop 2, and Austin where we'll be doing a We Love Movies episode all about From Dusk Till Dawn! Ticketing information available on our website!
On-Screen Live airs Mondays @ noon/EST on our YouTube and Twitch channels, so subscribe to the show on whichever platform you frequent!
Catch us on tour this spring in Atlanta where we're talking Gerard Butler in Gamer, Houston where we're making our debut talking Robocop 2, and Austin where we'll be doing a We Love Movies episode all about From Dusk Till Dawn! Ticketing information available on our website!
On-Screen Live airs Mondays @ noon/EST on our YouTube and Twitch channels, so subscribe to the show on whichever platform you frequent!
S14 Ep726: Night Game
5 mars 2024 |
113 min
“We’re playing pool with Captain Heart Attack here…” - Eric on this movie’s police captain
On this week’s episode, we’re kicking off the 2024 Listener Request Month with a dirty-ass 1970’s-feeling cop movie that came out in 1989, Night Game! Why is Roy Scheider’s character making such a big deal out of this gifted television set? Can that future mother-in-law just take it down a notch or two? Why is that police chief character looking like he’s about to have a heart attack in every scene? Why does this movie focus so much on Roy Scheider’s upcoming wedding? And is this actually a slasher movie? PLUS: Hilarious fuck-ups from famous serial killers!
Night Game stars Roy Scheider, Karen Young, Richard Bradford, Paul Gleason, Carlin Glynn, Anthony Palmer, Alex Morris, Rex Linn, and Lane Smith as Witty; directed by Peter Masterson.
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Be sure to catch us on tour this spring, gang! We’ll be hitting Atlanta, Houston and Austin and we wanna see you come out! Head over to our tour page and get them tix! In Atlanta we’re talking about Gerard Butler in Gamer, Houston is a W❤️M on Robocop 2, and in Austin we’re doing another W❤️M celebrating the great Robert Rodriguez movie, From Dusk Till Dawn!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Time Runner, Polish Decoy, ‘Jack Kirby’, and Forrest the Universal Soldier designs!
On this week’s episode, we’re kicking off the 2024 Listener Request Month with a dirty-ass 1970’s-feeling cop movie that came out in 1989, Night Game! Why is Roy Scheider’s character making such a big deal out of this gifted television set? Can that future mother-in-law just take it down a notch or two? Why is that police chief character looking like he’s about to have a heart attack in every scene? Why does this movie focus so much on Roy Scheider’s upcoming wedding? And is this actually a slasher movie? PLUS: Hilarious fuck-ups from famous serial killers!
Night Game stars Roy Scheider, Karen Young, Richard Bradford, Paul Gleason, Carlin Glynn, Anthony Palmer, Alex Morris, Rex Linn, and Lane Smith as Witty; directed by Peter Masterson.
This week’s episode is brought to you in part by Bespoke Post! Get a free Mystery Gift with your first monthly shipment when you sign up at Box of Awesome DOT COM and enter the code WHM at checkout. That’s Box of Awesome DOT COM, code WHM for a free Mystery Gift with your first monthly shipment. Box of Awesome DOT COM, code WHM!
Be sure to catch us on tour this spring, gang! We’ll be hitting Atlanta, Houston and Austin and we wanna see you come out! Head over to our tour page and get them tix! In Atlanta we’re talking about Gerard Butler in Gamer, Houston is a W❤️M on Robocop 2, and in Austin we’re doing another W❤️M celebrating the great Robert Rodriguez movie, From Dusk Till Dawn!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Time Runner, Polish Decoy, ‘Jack Kirby’, and Forrest the Universal Soldier designs!
S14: On-Screen Live 2.26.24 Drive-Away Dolls Review, Borderlands Trailer Reaction, the Vulture Stunt Awards & more!
28 februari 2024 |
63 min
On this week's OSL, we're reviewing Ethan Coen's Drive-Away Dolls, reacting to the trailer for Eli Roth's Borderlands, going over the weekend box office, and chatting with film writer and Vulture Stunt Awards co-founder, Brandon Streussnig about this year's awards lineup!
On-Screen Live airs Mondays @ noon/EST on our YouTube and Twitch channels, so subscribe to the show on whichever platform you frequent!
Catch us on tour this spring in Atlanta, Houston and Austin! Ticketing information available on our website!
On-Screen Live airs Mondays @ noon/EST on our YouTube and Twitch channels, so subscribe to the show on whichever platform you frequent!
Catch us on tour this spring in Atlanta, Houston and Austin! Ticketing information available on our website!
S14 Ep725: Leprechaun 3 (with Dead Meat's James A. Janisse & Chelsea Rebecca)
27 februari 2024 |
127 min
“I think Vegas is the place where you also go to bury your mistakes and make new ones…” - Chris
On this week’s episode, we welcome back our Dead Meat buds, James A. Janisse and Chelsea Rebecca, to talk about the completely entertaining, direct-to-video horror sequel, Leprechaun 3! How amazingly does the Leprechaun fit right in when he gets to Las Vegas? How hysterically naive is this Scott fella when playing in the casino? Why does the Big Boss at this casino have his big, fancy, Boss Suite… on the third floor? And why does it take the Leprechaun so long to kill that pawn shop owner? PLUS: Where can we get a copy of this amazing folklore encyclopedia CD-ROM?
Leprechaun 3 stars Warwick Davis, John Gatins, Lee Armstrong, John DeMita, Michael Callan, Marcelo Tubert, and Caroline Williams as Loretta; directed by Brian Trenchard-Smith.
Be sure to catch us on tour this spring, gang! We’ll be hitting Atlanta, Houston and Austin and we wanna see you come out! Head over to our tour page and get them tix! In Atlanta we’re talking about Gerard Butler in Gamer, Houston is a W❤️M on Robocop 2, and in Austin we’re doing another W❤️M celebrating the great Robert Rodriguez movie, From Dusk Till Dawn!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Time Runner, Polish Decoy, ‘Jack Kirby’, and Forrest the Universal Soldier designs!
On this week’s episode, we welcome back our Dead Meat buds, James A. Janisse and Chelsea Rebecca, to talk about the completely entertaining, direct-to-video horror sequel, Leprechaun 3! How amazingly does the Leprechaun fit right in when he gets to Las Vegas? How hysterically naive is this Scott fella when playing in the casino? Why does the Big Boss at this casino have his big, fancy, Boss Suite… on the third floor? And why does it take the Leprechaun so long to kill that pawn shop owner? PLUS: Where can we get a copy of this amazing folklore encyclopedia CD-ROM?
Leprechaun 3 stars Warwick Davis, John Gatins, Lee Armstrong, John DeMita, Michael Callan, Marcelo Tubert, and Caroline Williams as Loretta; directed by Brian Trenchard-Smith.
Be sure to catch us on tour this spring, gang! We’ll be hitting Atlanta, Houston and Austin and we wanna see you come out! Head over to our tour page and get them tix! In Atlanta we’re talking about Gerard Butler in Gamer, Houston is a W❤️M on Robocop 2, and in Austin we’re doing another W❤️M celebrating the great Robert Rodriguez movie, From Dusk Till Dawn!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Time Runner, Polish Decoy, ‘Jack Kirby’, and Forrest the Universal Soldier designs!
S14: On-Screen Live 2.19.24 Madame Web review, X-Men '97 trailer reaction, the 2024 Listener Request Month drawing & more!
21 februari 2024 |
66 min
On this week's OSL, we're going over the weekend numbers (will One Love conquer all, or will Jesus himself interfere?), reviewing the film America was begging for, Madame Web, reacting to the rad trailer for X-Men '97, and holding the LIVE DRAWING for the 2024 Listener Request Month titles!
On-Screen Live airs Mondays @ noon/EST on our YouTube and Twitch channels, so subscribe to the show on whichever platform you frequent!
Catch us on tour this spring in Atlanta, Houston and Austin! Ticketing information available on our website!
On-Screen Live airs Mondays @ noon/EST on our YouTube and Twitch channels, so subscribe to the show on whichever platform you frequent!
Catch us on tour this spring in Atlanta, Houston and Austin! Ticketing information available on our website!
S14 Ep724: Safe House (1998)
20 februari 2024 |
112 min
“I think the beauty of [this movie], if there is, is that Patrick Stewart gets to act like a child through most of this! - Chris
On this week’s episode, this one’s a long-time coming as we finally chat about the ridiculous Patrick Stewart made-for-Showtime thriller, Safe House! What’s with this abhorrent Pool Man character and the impressions? How hilarious is it that the so-called villain’s name is pronounced like, “Michael Moore”? How many times has Patrick Stewart’s character almost been sued by maids and groundskeepers for all the ‘drills’ he runs around them? And why couldn’t we get a little more Hector Elizondo in this movie? PLUS: John Wayne tries to order lunch at a Wendy’s!
Safe House stars Patrick Stewart, Kimberly Williams-Paisley, Hector Elizondo, Joy Kilpatrick, and Craig Shoemaker as Stuart; directed by Eric Steven Stahl.
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Be sure to catch us on tour this spring, gang! We’ll be hitting Atlanta, Houston and Austin and we wanna see you come out! Head over to our tour page and get them tix! In Atlanta we’re talking about Gerard Butler in Gamer, Houston is a W❤️M on Robocop 2, and in Austin we’re doing another W❤️M celebrating the great Robert Rodriguez movie, From Dusk Till Dawn!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Time Runner, Polish Decoy, ‘Jack Kirby’, and Forrest the Universal Soldier designs!
On this week’s episode, this one’s a long-time coming as we finally chat about the ridiculous Patrick Stewart made-for-Showtime thriller, Safe House! What’s with this abhorrent Pool Man character and the impressions? How hilarious is it that the so-called villain’s name is pronounced like, “Michael Moore”? How many times has Patrick Stewart’s character almost been sued by maids and groundskeepers for all the ‘drills’ he runs around them? And why couldn’t we get a little more Hector Elizondo in this movie? PLUS: John Wayne tries to order lunch at a Wendy’s!
Safe House stars Patrick Stewart, Kimberly Williams-Paisley, Hector Elizondo, Joy Kilpatrick, and Craig Shoemaker as Stuart; directed by Eric Steven Stahl.
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Be sure to catch us on tour this spring, gang! We’ll be hitting Atlanta, Houston and Austin and we wanna see you come out! Head over to our tour page and get them tix! In Atlanta we’re talking about Gerard Butler in Gamer, Houston is a W❤️M on Robocop 2, and in Austin we’re doing another W❤️M celebrating the great Robert Rodriguez movie, From Dusk Till Dawn!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Time Runner, Polish Decoy, ‘Jack Kirby’, and Forrest the Universal Soldier designs!
S14: On-Screen Live 2.12.24 Super Bowl Trailer Reactions, Feud: Capote vs. The Swans Review & more!
14 februari 2024 |
61 min
On this week's OSL, we're taking a look at the dreadful Super Bowl-weekend box office, reacting to a bevy of Big Game trailers including Twisters, Deadpool & Wolverine, and Despicable Me 4; and giving our thoughts so far on the FX series, Feud: Capote vs. The Swans!
On-Screen Live airs Mondays @ noon/EST on our YouTube and Twitch channels, so subscribe to the show on whichever platform you frequent!
Catch us on tour this spring in Atlanta, Houston and Austin! Ticketing information available on our website!
On-Screen Live airs Mondays @ noon/EST on our YouTube and Twitch channels, so subscribe to the show on whichever platform you frequent!
Catch us on tour this spring in Atlanta, Houston and Austin! Ticketing information available on our website!
S14 Ep723: Notting Hill
13 februari 2024 |
126 min
“This [movie] is as important to the Special Relationship as anything that ever happened in the 90s” - Chris
On this week’s episode, we’re chatting about one of the most financially successful but also grating and poorly-edited rom-coms of all time, Notting Hill! How is Hugh Grant keeping this travel bookstore in business? Was anyone gonna buy that cool Beavis and Butt-head stained glass window? Why is Jules acting so tired and bored in this one? And how did they let the final edit come out this shoddy? PLUS: Steve gives a British door update!
Notting Hill stars Julia Roberts, Hugh Grant, James Dreyfus, Gina McKee, Tim McInnerny, Emma Chambers, Hugh Bonneville, Emily Mortimer, Clarke Peters, Mischa Barton, and Rhys Ifans as Spike; directed by Roger Michell.
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Be sure to catch us on tour this spring, gang! We’ll be hitting Atlanta, Houston and Austin and we wanna see you come out! Head over to our tour page and get them tix! In Atlanta we’re talking about Gerard Butler in Gamer, Houston is a W❤️M on Robocop 2, and in Austin we’re doing another W❤️M celebrating the great Robert Rodriguez movie, From Dusk Till Dawn!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Time Runner, Polish Decoy, ‘Jack Kirby’, and Forrest the Universal Soldier designs!
On this week’s episode, we’re chatting about one of the most financially successful but also grating and poorly-edited rom-coms of all time, Notting Hill! How is Hugh Grant keeping this travel bookstore in business? Was anyone gonna buy that cool Beavis and Butt-head stained glass window? Why is Jules acting so tired and bored in this one? And how did they let the final edit come out this shoddy? PLUS: Steve gives a British door update!
Notting Hill stars Julia Roberts, Hugh Grant, James Dreyfus, Gina McKee, Tim McInnerny, Emma Chambers, Hugh Bonneville, Emily Mortimer, Clarke Peters, Mischa Barton, and Rhys Ifans as Spike; directed by Roger Michell.
This episode is brought to you in part by Seed! Trust your gut with Seed’s DS-01® Daily Synbiotic. Go to Seed.com/whm and use code 25WHM to get 25% off your first month. That’s 25% off your first month of Seed’s DS-01® Daily Synbiotic at Seed dot com slash whm, code 25WHM.
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Be sure to catch us on tour this spring, gang! We’ll be hitting Atlanta, Houston and Austin and we wanna see you come out! Head over to our tour page and get them tix! In Atlanta we’re talking about Gerard Butler in Gamer, Houston is a W❤️M on Robocop 2, and in Austin we’re doing another W❤️M celebrating the great Robert Rodriguez movie, From Dusk Till Dawn!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Time Runner, Polish Decoy, ‘Jack Kirby’, and Forrest the Universal Soldier designs!
S14: On-Screen Live 2.05.24 The Promised Land Review, Monkey Man Trailer Reactions & More!
7 februari 2024 |
60 min
On this week's OSL, we're going over the weekend box office, sorry, Argylle, no trilogy for you; reviewing the Danish western, The Promised Land, starring Mads Mikkelsen; reacting to trailers for Dev Patel's wild-looking revenge thriller, Monkey Man and Guy Ritchie's WWII-era action romp, The Ministry Of Ungentlemanly Warfare; and revealing the titles we'll be chatting about on our upcoming spring tour dates!
On-Screen Live airs Mondays @ noon/EST on our YouTube and Twitch channels, so subscribe to the show on whichever platform you frequent!
And remember you have from now through the end of the day this Thursday, February 8, to catch the replay of our digital show on The Flash, including the After Party Q&A! Don't miss out, snag them tix!
Catch us on tour this spring in Atlanta, Houston and Austin! Ticketing information available on our website!
On-Screen Live airs Mondays @ noon/EST on our YouTube and Twitch channels, so subscribe to the show on whichever platform you frequent!
And remember you have from now through the end of the day this Thursday, February 8, to catch the replay of our digital show on The Flash, including the After Party Q&A! Don't miss out, snag them tix!
Catch us on tour this spring in Atlanta, Houston and Austin! Ticketing information available on our website!
S14 Ep722: Blast from the Past
6 februari 2024 |
115 min
“Now here’s my question: bellhops at a Holiday Inn?” — Andrew
On this week’s show, we’re chatting about the goofy sci-fi rom-com that should’ve been made as an eerie sci-fi thriller, Blast from the Past! Shouldn’t Christopher Walken’s character be brought up on charges? How has Brendan Fraser’s character not grown into a big, hulking baby psycho? Why do Fraser and Dave Foley both have terribly dyed jet-black hair in this movie? And could we just get a weird little movie about Joey Slotnick’s dive bar? PLUS: The return of the VHS Trailer Game!
Blast from the Past stars Brendan Fraser, Alicia Silverstone, Christopher Walken, Sissy Spacek, Dave Foley, Joey Slotnick, and Nathan Fillion as Cliff; directed by Hugh Wilson.
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Catch us on the road this spring as we take a trek through the American South! We’re hitting Atlanta for the first time in SEVEN YEARS, Houston for the FIRST TIME EVER (!!!) and Austin for the first time in SIX YEARS, and we wanna see you out there! Head to our website for all ticketing information and come out to these spring shows!
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On this week’s show, we’re chatting about the goofy sci-fi rom-com that should’ve been made as an eerie sci-fi thriller, Blast from the Past! Shouldn’t Christopher Walken’s character be brought up on charges? How has Brendan Fraser’s character not grown into a big, hulking baby psycho? Why do Fraser and Dave Foley both have terribly dyed jet-black hair in this movie? And could we just get a weird little movie about Joey Slotnick’s dive bar? PLUS: The return of the VHS Trailer Game!
Blast from the Past stars Brendan Fraser, Alicia Silverstone, Christopher Walken, Sissy Spacek, Dave Foley, Joey Slotnick, and Nathan Fillion as Cliff; directed by Hugh Wilson.
Today's episode is brought to you in party by Microdose Gummies! Get 30% off your first order, plus free shipping today at Microdose.com, promo code WHM. It’s available nationwide. That’s Microdose.com, promo code WHM, for 30% off and free shipping. Microdose.com, promo code WHM.
If you haven’t yet checked out our digital show on THE FLASH from last week, you have until Thursday, February 8th to catch that replay! MOMENT DOT CO SLASH WE HATE MOVIES for tickets, gang! Don’t miss out!
Catch us on the road this spring as we take a trek through the American South! We’re hitting Atlanta for the first time in SEVEN YEARS, Houston for the FIRST TIME EVER (!!!) and Austin for the first time in SIX YEARS, and we wanna see you out there! Head to our website for all ticketing information and come out to these spring shows!
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S14 Ep721: Dune (1984, W❤️M, PREVIEW)
2 februari 2024 |
5 min
On this month’s We ❤️ Movies episode, we’re chatting about the under-seen, under-appreciated David Lynch-directed sci-fi adventure, Dune! What are the odds Lynch and the production were in deep to the mafia on this one? Were movie theaters really handing out tiny—whoa there, young pup! This episode is for subscribers only!
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S14: On-Screen Live 1.29.24 Sundance 2024, Doug Liman's Road House Debacle, Our Night Swim Review & More!
31 januari 2024 |
61 min
This week on OSL, we're checking in on a few films from this year's Sundance Film Festival, including Kneecap, Dìdi, and Skywalkers: A Love Story; reviewing the now-streaming haunted pool film, Night Swim; reacting to the trailer for the new Road House motion picture, along with the headache that Doug Liman is getting from Amazon over it; analyzing the weekend box office, paltry as it is; and taking a look at a pretty terrible Secret Movie™️ directed by Gunner himself, Dolph Lundgren!
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Be sure to catch us TOMORROW NIGHT, February 1 at 9pm/est when we chat about The Flash LIVE! Get your tickets now! The show's got a 7-day replay window if you can't watch the night-of!
And remember, if you're downloading this episode on the day it's released, January 31st, 2024, that means you have until 11:59pm/EST TONIGHT to get your Listener Request Month calls in, as well as any Patreon request emails you might be sending. Don't hesitate, or you'll have to wait a whole year to try and request something again! Dial 1-833-WHM-GANG for We Hate Movies requests, and write to [email protected] for Patreon requests! This March, you tell us what to watch!
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Be sure to catch us TOMORROW NIGHT, February 1 at 9pm/est when we chat about The Flash LIVE! Get your tickets now! The show's got a 7-day replay window if you can't watch the night-of!
And remember, if you're downloading this episode on the day it's released, January 31st, 2024, that means you have until 11:59pm/EST TONIGHT to get your Listener Request Month calls in, as well as any Patreon request emails you might be sending. Don't hesitate, or you'll have to wait a whole year to try and request something again! Dial 1-833-WHM-GANG for We Hate Movies requests, and write to [email protected] for Patreon requests! This March, you tell us what to watch!
S14 Ep720: Saw X
30 januari 2024 |
126 min
“Poor Beethoven and Droopy are never gonna get high again!” - Chris, on the crooked veterinarian in this movie
On this week’s episode, we’re ending our survey of some of last year’s biggest stinkers with a real wild one on the [EDITOR’S NOTE: Not too terrible! - Andrew] ninth sequel in this most miserable film franchise, Saw X! How fun is it to see John Kramer actually walking around the room while his traps are being executed? How is no one noticing Amanda running through that dance club with the Pig Mask get-up on? Who signs their last will and testament at a blustery, outside cafe? How funny is it to have Jigsaw shopping at a crummy liquor store? And how many sequels can they squeeze in between all these other sequels? PLUS: Jigsaw gives Letterboxd his Top Four!
Saw X stars Tobin Bell, Shawnee Smith, Synnøve Macody Lund, Renata Vaca, Joshua Okamoto, Octavio Hinojosa, Paulette Hernandez, Jorge Briseño, Costas Mandylor, Michael Beach, and Steven Brand as Parker Sears; directed by Kevin Greutert.
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Be sure to catch us THIS THURSDAY, February 1, at 9pm/est as we chat LIVE about THE FLASH! We’ll also be doing a post-show hang where we’ll be answering audience questions live! Can’t make the show this Thursday night? We got you covered! Show will be available for a full SEVEN DAYS after the broadcast!
We’re gonna be heading south this spring, gang! Catch us in Atlanta, Houston and Austin in just a few months! Click through here and snag your tix now! It’s our first time in ATL in SEVEN years, first time in SIX years for Austin, and our FIRST TIME EVER in Houston! We def wanna make a splash, so come on through—we wanna see you there!
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On this week’s episode, we’re ending our survey of some of last year’s biggest stinkers with a real wild one on the [EDITOR’S NOTE: Not too terrible! - Andrew] ninth sequel in this most miserable film franchise, Saw X! How fun is it to see John Kramer actually walking around the room while his traps are being executed? How is no one noticing Amanda running through that dance club with the Pig Mask get-up on? Who signs their last will and testament at a blustery, outside cafe? How funny is it to have Jigsaw shopping at a crummy liquor store? And how many sequels can they squeeze in between all these other sequels? PLUS: Jigsaw gives Letterboxd his Top Four!
Saw X stars Tobin Bell, Shawnee Smith, Synnøve Macody Lund, Renata Vaca, Joshua Okamoto, Octavio Hinojosa, Paulette Hernandez, Jorge Briseño, Costas Mandylor, Michael Beach, and Steven Brand as Parker Sears; directed by Kevin Greutert.
This episode is brought to you in part by Rocket Money! Stop wasting money on things you don't use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. That's RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. RocketMoney dot com slash WHM!
Be sure to catch us THIS THURSDAY, February 1, at 9pm/est as we chat LIVE about THE FLASH! We’ll also be doing a post-show hang where we’ll be answering audience questions live! Can’t make the show this Thursday night? We got you covered! Show will be available for a full SEVEN DAYS after the broadcast!
We’re gonna be heading south this spring, gang! Catch us in Atlanta, Houston and Austin in just a few months! Click through here and snag your tix now! It’s our first time in ATL in SEVEN years, first time in SIX years for Austin, and our FIRST TIME EVER in Houston! We def wanna make a splash, so come on through—we wanna see you there!
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S14: On-Screen Live 1.22.24 The Beekeeper, ISS & True Detective Reviews, the Weekend Box Office & more!
24 januari 2024 |
63 min
On the winter premiere of OSL, we're looking over the weekend box office numbers to see how the January drought is doing this year, reviewing Statham in The Beekeeper, along with the new sci-fi paranoid thriller, I.S.S., chatting about the first two episodes of the all-new True Detective: Night Country, and whole-heartedly recommending picking up the 4K blu-ray set of the Criterion Collection's release of Satyajit Ray's Apu Trilogy!
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S14 Ep719: Expend4bles
23 januari 2024 |
120 min
“Kill any of these people! Is it possible for any of them to die?” - Steve on the titular Expendables
On this week’s episode, after we figure out how to pronounce the title, we’re chatting about the fourth, and likely final, film in the franchise, Expend4bles! Is it time to wrap up the franchise when the casting ‘gets’ keep getting smaller and smaller? Why can’t Jason Statham and Tony Jaa get some buddy action film instead? Why did the film team rely on so much wretched CGI? And how are we rooting for Sly’s character after he straight-up murders a (more or less) innocent man? PLUS: Larry the Cable joins the next Expendables line-up!
Expend4bles stars Jason Statham, Curtis ’50 Cent’ Jackson, Megan Fox, Dolph Lundgren, Tony Jaa, Eko Uwais, Andy Garcia, Randy Couture, Jacob Scipio, Levy Tran, Lucy Newman-Williams, and Sylvester Stallone as Barney; directed by Scott Waugh.
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On this week’s episode, after we figure out how to pronounce the title, we’re chatting about the fourth, and likely final, film in the franchise, Expend4bles! Is it time to wrap up the franchise when the casting ‘gets’ keep getting smaller and smaller? Why can’t Jason Statham and Tony Jaa get some buddy action film instead? Why did the film team rely on so much wretched CGI? And how are we rooting for Sly’s character after he straight-up murders a (more or less) innocent man? PLUS: Larry the Cable joins the next Expendables line-up!
Expend4bles stars Jason Statham, Curtis ’50 Cent’ Jackson, Megan Fox, Dolph Lundgren, Tony Jaa, Eko Uwais, Andy Garcia, Randy Couture, Jacob Scipio, Levy Tran, Lucy Newman-Williams, and Sylvester Stallone as Barney; directed by Scott Waugh.
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S14 Ep718: The Family Plan
16 januari 2024 |
124 min
“Is [the ‘prayers up’ thing] still going on? Is he still charging people to pray?” - Steve
On this week’s episode, we’re hitting the road with Mark Wahlberg and his fake family in the almost-Secret Movie™️, The Family Plan! How hilarious is it watching Mark get covered in that cherry slushy? Should this gamer kid be throwing up that hand signal? Is the matrimonial magic dead when your anniversary celebration is a rollercoaster ride? And why does this movie consider the city of Buffalo a great place to live, but only if you want to wake up, go to work, then die? PLUS: We give much well-deserved praise for the stunt teams that worked on this movie!
The Family Plan stars Mark Wahlberg, Michelle Monaghan, Zoe Colletti, Van Crosby, Maggie Q, Felicia Pearson, Lateef Crowder, Saïd Taghmaoui, and Ciarán Hinds as McCaffrey; directed by Simon Cellan Jones.
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Get your tix now for our next online digital experience where we’re talking about, yikes, THE FLASH! We’ll be LIVE on February 1st at 9:00pm to chat about this complete and total disaster! Be sure to bundle your ticket to get access to our post-show AFTER PARTY Q&A as well where we’ll be doing another hour-ish after the show. Can’t make it that night? We got you covered! The show will be available for replay for seven days after the event!
And hey, Atlanta, be sure to come out and bring your whole crew when we visit your amazing city for the first time in SEVEN YEARS! We'll be at City Winery on 4/25 and we're all gonna have a ball. Get them tix!
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On this week’s episode, we’re hitting the road with Mark Wahlberg and his fake family in the almost-Secret Movie™️, The Family Plan! How hilarious is it watching Mark get covered in that cherry slushy? Should this gamer kid be throwing up that hand signal? Is the matrimonial magic dead when your anniversary celebration is a rollercoaster ride? And why does this movie consider the city of Buffalo a great place to live, but only if you want to wake up, go to work, then die? PLUS: We give much well-deserved praise for the stunt teams that worked on this movie!
The Family Plan stars Mark Wahlberg, Michelle Monaghan, Zoe Colletti, Van Crosby, Maggie Q, Felicia Pearson, Lateef Crowder, Saïd Taghmaoui, and Ciarán Hinds as McCaffrey; directed by Simon Cellan Jones.
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S14 Ep717: Oppenheimer (W❤️M, PREVIEW)
11 januari 2024 |
12 min
“Oppie New Year!” - The Gang
On the first We ❤️ Movies episode of 2024, we’re chatting about a real-deal banger, and one-half of last year’s massively successful box office double bill, Christopher Nolan’s Oppenheimer! How fabulous is this cast? How funny is Oppie’s Batman moment? How wonderful is it to experience all these in-camera practical effects the masterful VFX team created? And couldn’t the U.S. Army have confiscated those—hey now! The rest of this episode requires a higher security clearance!
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On the first We ❤️ Movies episode of 2024, we’re chatting about a real-deal banger, and one-half of last year’s massively successful box office double bill, Christopher Nolan’s Oppenheimer! How fabulous is this cast? How funny is Oppie’s Batman moment? How wonderful is it to experience all these in-camera practical effects the masterful VFX team created? And couldn’t the U.S. Army have confiscated those—hey now! The rest of this episode requires a higher security clearance!
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S14 Ep716: Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania
9 januari 2024 |
118 min
“If I was Blipped and came back, I’d rather be dead at that point!” - Eric
On this episode, we’re doing our best to make our way through what could possibly be the nadir of the MCU, Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania! How did they release this thing as-is with all the poorly rendered CGI? Did any of these actors actually want to be in this movie? Were they trying to wedge in a bad TV series with all these Quantum realm rebel characters? And who’s excited for all these Tiny Toon Avengers to get their own movie (probably)? PLUS: Eric gets Pet Sematary’d by The Blip!
Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania stars Paul Rudd, Evangeline Lilly, Michael Douglas, Michelle Pfeiffer, Jonathan Majors, Kathryn Newton, Bill Murray, Katy O’Brian, William Jackson Harper, David Dastmalchian, and Corey Stoll as M.O.D.O.K. for some reason; directed by Peyton Reed.
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On this episode, we’re doing our best to make our way through what could possibly be the nadir of the MCU, Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania! How did they release this thing as-is with all the poorly rendered CGI? Did any of these actors actually want to be in this movie? Were they trying to wedge in a bad TV series with all these Quantum realm rebel characters? And who’s excited for all these Tiny Toon Avengers to get their own movie (probably)? PLUS: Eric gets Pet Sematary’d by The Blip!
Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania stars Paul Rudd, Evangeline Lilly, Michael Douglas, Michelle Pfeiffer, Jonathan Majors, Kathryn Newton, Bill Murray, Katy O’Brian, William Jackson Harper, David Dastmalchian, and Corey Stoll as M.O.D.O.K. for some reason; directed by Peyton Reed.
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S14 Ep715: Hypnotic
2 januari 2024 |
115 min
“All the Nolans [movies] are present here; I’m surprised no one’s a fucking magician!” - Steve
On our first episode of the year, the four of us bend our understanding of reality to chat about a real massive let down, Robert Rodriguez’s Hypnotic! What in the world were they thinking with all these garbage twists? How much exposition can you expect one Dunkin’ Donuts-loving man to drop in a single movie? Does The X-Files’ Chris Carter have a case here? And is the public currently with Ben or did he lose everybody again? PLUS: Alex Jones is being railroaded by Hypnotics!
Hypnotic stars Ben Affleck, William Fichtner, Alice Braga, JD Pardo, Dayo Okeniyi, Jackie Earle Haley, Sandy Avila, and Jeff Fahey as Carl Everett; directed by Robert Rodriguez.
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On our first episode of the year, the four of us bend our understanding of reality to chat about a real massive let down, Robert Rodriguez’s Hypnotic! What in the world were they thinking with all these garbage twists? How much exposition can you expect one Dunkin’ Donuts-loving man to drop in a single movie? Does The X-Files’ Chris Carter have a case here? And is the public currently with Ben or did he lose everybody again? PLUS: Alex Jones is being railroaded by Hypnotics!
Hypnotic stars Ben Affleck, William Fichtner, Alice Braga, JD Pardo, Dayo Okeniyi, Jackie Earle Haley, Sandy Avila, and Jeff Fahey as Carl Everett; directed by Robert Rodriguez.
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S14 Ep714: Fred Claus
26 december 2023 |
118 min
“What I don’t understand, is how he does not have a guest room for people to come visit him!” - Chris on Santa’s lackluster accommodations
On our final episode of 2023, we’re racing toward New Year’s to get away from the exhausting, Ghost of Christmas Movies Past that is, Fred Claus! Why did they have Rachel Weisz’s character be a traffic cop? Is Vince’s character seriously trying to open a brand-new OTB in 2007? How did we let a fun Giamatti Santa performance get lost in this dreck? And how unsettling did these elf special effects need to be, my god?! PLUS: How many times does this movie rip off Elf? Try to keep track!
Fred Claus stars Vince Vaughn, Elizabeth Banks, John Michael Higgins, Miranda Richardson, Rachel Weisz, Kathy Bates, Trevor Peacock, Ludacris, Jeremy Swift, Kevin Spacey, and Paul Giamatti as Nick ‘Santa’ Claus; directed by David Dobkin.
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On our final episode of 2023, we’re racing toward New Year’s to get away from the exhausting, Ghost of Christmas Movies Past that is, Fred Claus! Why did they have Rachel Weisz’s character be a traffic cop? Is Vince’s character seriously trying to open a brand-new OTB in 2007? How did we let a fun Giamatti Santa performance get lost in this dreck? And how unsettling did these elf special effects need to be, my god?! PLUS: How many times does this movie rip off Elf? Try to keep track!
Fred Claus stars Vince Vaughn, Elizabeth Banks, John Michael Higgins, Miranda Richardson, Rachel Weisz, Kathy Bates, Trevor Peacock, Ludacris, Jeremy Swift, Kevin Spacey, and Paul Giamatti as Nick ‘Santa’ Claus; directed by David Dobkin.
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S14 Ep713: Love Actually
19 december 2023 |
178 min
“He’s such an idiot for running right into this fucking turbine…” - Eric on Alan Rickman’s character’s adultery
On this week’s episode, our mission to bring Holiday Cheer to you and yours is almost completely derailed with a jumbo-sized discussion on the bloated, miserable, obnoxious holiday fave, Love Actually! When is the feature-length Andrew Lincoln stalker film hitting Shudder? Why couldn’t someone tell Richard Curtis to pick less than 8 storylines for one film? Why couldn’t Laura Linney’s character get a happy ending? And how is that little kid getting away with all of this airport shenanigans so soon after 9/11? PLUS: Elton John writes some sausage roll-related Christmas parodies to try and win the Christmas Number Ones contest!
Love Actually stars Alan Rickman, Emma Thompson, Hugh Grant, Martine McCutcheon, Liam Neeson, Laura Linney, Rodrigo Santoro, Gregor Fisher, Colin Firth, Kris Marshall, Heike Makatsch, Martin Freeman, Joanna Page, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Andrew Lincoln, Keira Knightley, and Bill Nighy as Billy Mack; directed by Richard Curtis.
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On this week’s episode, our mission to bring Holiday Cheer to you and yours is almost completely derailed with a jumbo-sized discussion on the bloated, miserable, obnoxious holiday fave, Love Actually! When is the feature-length Andrew Lincoln stalker film hitting Shudder? Why couldn’t someone tell Richard Curtis to pick less than 8 storylines for one film? Why couldn’t Laura Linney’s character get a happy ending? And how is that little kid getting away with all of this airport shenanigans so soon after 9/11? PLUS: Elton John writes some sausage roll-related Christmas parodies to try and win the Christmas Number Ones contest!
Love Actually stars Alan Rickman, Emma Thompson, Hugh Grant, Martine McCutcheon, Liam Neeson, Laura Linney, Rodrigo Santoro, Gregor Fisher, Colin Firth, Kris Marshall, Heike Makatsch, Martin Freeman, Joanna Page, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Andrew Lincoln, Keira Knightley, and Bill Nighy as Billy Mack; directed by Richard Curtis.
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S14 Ep712: Silent Night Deadly Night
12 december 2023 |
123 min
“All this, over the treatment of a magic cookie-eater!” - Chris on Santa Claus-related outrage
On this week’s holly-jolly horror-tinged episode, we’re chatting about the totally kick-ass Christmas slasher, Silent Night Deadly Night! Why couldn’t they have bothered to actually name the psychiatric institute in this movie? Were there zero dollars set aside for background extras? How despicable is this Mother Superior? And major LOL to that priest assassination at the end. PLUS: Remember to NEVER stop for a Santa Claus or a Dracula on the side of the road!
Silent Night Deadly Night stars Robert Brian Wilson, Lilyan Chauvin, Britt Leach, Toni Nero, Leo Geter, Randy Stumpf, Will Hare, Tara Buckman, Geoff Hansen, and Linnea Quigley as Denise; directed by Charles E. Sellier Jr.
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On this week’s holly-jolly horror-tinged episode, we’re chatting about the totally kick-ass Christmas slasher, Silent Night Deadly Night! Why couldn’t they have bothered to actually name the psychiatric institute in this movie? Were there zero dollars set aside for background extras? How despicable is this Mother Superior? And major LOL to that priest assassination at the end. PLUS: Remember to NEVER stop for a Santa Claus or a Dracula on the side of the road!
Silent Night Deadly Night stars Robert Brian Wilson, Lilyan Chauvin, Britt Leach, Toni Nero, Leo Geter, Randy Stumpf, Will Hare, Tara Buckman, Geoff Hansen, and Linnea Quigley as Denise; directed by Charles E. Sellier Jr.
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S14: On-Screen Live 12.4.23 The Holdovers, Godzilla Minus One, Netflix Christmas Disasters & More!
6 december 2023 |
71 min
On this week's show, the guys are chatting about the new monster smash, Godzilla Minus One; the new Alexander Payne/Paul Giamatti jam, The Holdovers; John Woo's (just okay) Hollywood return with Silent Night; a couple of disastrous Netflix Christmas movies including the abhorrent Best. Christmas. Ever!; the in-depth Star Wars Holiday Special documentary, A Disturbance in the Force; and more!
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S14 Ep711: Die Hard 2
5 december 2023 |
128 min
“Like most motion pictures, this needed way more Reginald VelJohnson” - Andrew
On this week’s episode, we’re chatting about the high body count/low IQ, Christmas-set sequel, Die Hard 2! Why couldn’t they have developed a script where now-LAPD detective John McClane has some adventure on the streets of Los Angeles instead of a boring D.C. airport? How amazingly scuzzy and inept is Dennis Franz’s Carmine Lorenzo? Did they really need to go the sequelitis route of just repeating famous beats from the first film? And has there been a better villain introduction than William Sadler’s totally nude Colonel Stuart? PLUS: Dennis Franz storms out of a screening of the film Her!
Die Hard 2 stars Bruce Willis, Bonnie Bedelia, William Sadler, Franco Nero, John Amos, Reginald VelJohnson, William Atherton, Art Evans, Fred Thompson, Tom Bower, Sheila McCarthy, and Dennis Franz as Carmine Lorenzo; directed by Renny Harlin.
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On this week’s episode, we’re chatting about the high body count/low IQ, Christmas-set sequel, Die Hard 2! Why couldn’t they have developed a script where now-LAPD detective John McClane has some adventure on the streets of Los Angeles instead of a boring D.C. airport? How amazingly scuzzy and inept is Dennis Franz’s Carmine Lorenzo? Did they really need to go the sequelitis route of just repeating famous beats from the first film? And has there been a better villain introduction than William Sadler’s totally nude Colonel Stuart? PLUS: Dennis Franz storms out of a screening of the film Her!
Die Hard 2 stars Bruce Willis, Bonnie Bedelia, William Sadler, Franco Nero, John Amos, Reginald VelJohnson, William Atherton, Art Evans, Fred Thompson, Tom Bower, Sheila McCarthy, and Dennis Franz as Carmine Lorenzo; directed by Renny Harlin.
Snag your tickets and don’t miss us THIS THURSDAY, December 7th, at White Eagle Hall in Jersey City, NJ where we’ll be doing a live show all about Tim Allen in The Santa Clause! Don’t hesitate, this is our only NY metro-area show for a spell!
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S14: WHM Mail Bag (November 2023)
4 december 2023 |
66 min
On the November 2023 edition of WHM Mail Bag, the guys are reading some outrageous letters from listeners about things like Crispin Glover freaking out before a film screening, one eager fan of The Hunger Games that absolutely destroyed a movie theater bathroom (and himself in the process), a US naval officer who got mixed up on his way to the toilet during basic training, and one person looking to get justice for Jake Lloyd and his performance in Episode I!
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S14 Ep710: Lethal Weapon (W❤️M) (PREVIEW)
1 december 2023 |
7 min
“Just imagine like, to distract someone, you send a police car careening through your own house!” - Eric
On this month’s patrons-only W❤️M we’re talking about one of the all-time greats, the Christmas action comedy, Lethal Weapon! Has there been a movie duo with faster chemistry than Riggs and Murtaugh? Why are we giving Rodge a birthday—FREEZE! This is just a li'l taste of this wild episode!
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On this month’s patrons-only W❤️M we’re talking about one of the all-time greats, the Christmas action comedy, Lethal Weapon! Has there been a movie duo with faster chemistry than Riggs and Murtaugh? Why are we giving Rodge a birthday—FREEZE! This is just a li'l taste of this wild episode!
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S14: On-Screen Live 11.27.23 Napoleon, Good Burger 2, Dream Scenario, Thanksgiving & More!
29 november 2023 |
67 min
On the triumphant return of OSL after a two-week break, we're reviewing all kinds of movies including Royal (or Rotten?) Rid's Napoleon, Phil Traill’s Good Burger 2, and Eli Roth's Thanksgiving. We're also going over the holiday weekend box office, and even a couple truly rancid Secret Movies™️ that star the likes of Uma Thurman, Samuel L. Jackson and Morgan Freeman! Hachi machi!
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S14 Ep709: Beetlejuice (W❤️M)
28 november 2023 |
130 min
“If ever you needed a showcase for the brilliance of Michael Keaton, you just need to show various clips of this performance” - Andrew
On this week’s episode, We ❤️ Movies month wraps up with a convo about one of our absolute faves, Beetlejuice! How incredible is Michael Keaton in this movie? How cool is all the stop motion weirdness? Is this Tim Burton’s best film? And how unsettling is it to see Alec Baldwin play a nice, gentle nerd? PLUS: Turns out Otho was put out of the paranormal business by the Ghostbusters!
Beetlejuice stars Michael Keaton, Alec Baldwin, Geena Davis, Catherine O’Hara, Jeffrey Jones, Winona Ryder, Sylvia Sidney, Robert Goulet, Dick Cavett, Susan Kellerman, Adelle Lutz, and the late, great Glenn Shadix as Otho; directed by Tim Burton.
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On this week’s episode, We ❤️ Movies month wraps up with a convo about one of our absolute faves, Beetlejuice! How incredible is Michael Keaton in this movie? How cool is all the stop motion weirdness? Is this Tim Burton’s best film? And how unsettling is it to see Alec Baldwin play a nice, gentle nerd? PLUS: Turns out Otho was put out of the paranormal business by the Ghostbusters!
Beetlejuice stars Michael Keaton, Alec Baldwin, Geena Davis, Catherine O’Hara, Jeffrey Jones, Winona Ryder, Sylvia Sidney, Robert Goulet, Dick Cavett, Susan Kellerman, Adelle Lutz, and the late, great Glenn Shadix as Otho; directed by Tim Burton.
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S14 Ep708: Blade Runner (The Final Cut, W❤️M)
21 november 2023 |
136 min
“He looks like a 1980’s standup comedian!” - Andrew on Deckard’s clothing
On this week’s episode, W❤️M month takes us to 2019 Los Angeles to chat about Royal Rid’s magnificent science fiction classic, Blade Runner! How stunning is the confidence of this film? Was Rutger Hauer ever better in a role? Is there a weirder coat in cinema than the one James Hong sports in this? How creepy are William Sanderson’s eerie toy “friends”? Who would’t want to administer the Voight-Kampff Test on someone? And should George Lucas take a look at this Final Cut to see how you can actually make a decent “special edition” of your movie? PLUS: M. Emmet Walsh’s character Bryant turns out to be a porno parody enthusiast!
Blade Runner stars Harrison Ford, Rutger Hauer, Sean Young, Edward James Olmos, M. Emmet Walsh, Daryl Hannah, William Sanderson, Joe Turkel, Joanna Cassidy, James Hong, and Brion James as Leon; directed by Ridley Scott.
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On this week’s episode, W❤️M month takes us to 2019 Los Angeles to chat about Royal Rid’s magnificent science fiction classic, Blade Runner! How stunning is the confidence of this film? Was Rutger Hauer ever better in a role? Is there a weirder coat in cinema than the one James Hong sports in this? How creepy are William Sanderson’s eerie toy “friends”? Who would’t want to administer the Voight-Kampff Test on someone? And should George Lucas take a look at this Final Cut to see how you can actually make a decent “special edition” of your movie? PLUS: M. Emmet Walsh’s character Bryant turns out to be a porno parody enthusiast!
Blade Runner stars Harrison Ford, Rutger Hauer, Sean Young, Edward James Olmos, M. Emmet Walsh, Daryl Hannah, William Sanderson, Joe Turkel, Joanna Cassidy, James Hong, and Brion James as Leon; directed by Ridley Scott.
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S14 Ep707: Batman Begins (W❤️M)
14 november 2023 |
174 min
“I, in my home, right now, have a bat from the movie Batman Begins” - Steve
On this week’s episode, W❤️M month continues as we chat about Chris Nolan’s fabulous comic book adaptation, Batman Begins! Has there been a softer Little Boy Bruce Wayne in cinema? Why couldn’t they have put a little more spirit gum on Liam Neeson’s goatee at the beginning? How fantastic is Cillian Murphy in this and shouldn’t Scarecrow have been a larger character? Does anyone have proof that Pennyworth was a real show and not just a tax shelter? And why can’t more studios look to these Nolan films to reassure themselves that it’s… okay to recast an actor? Hmm? PLUS: Batman blows his fortune on movie merch!
Batman Begins stars Christian Bale, Cillian Murphy, Gary Oldman, Katie Holmes, Liam Neeson, Tom Wilkinson, Ken Watanabe, Rutger Hauer, Linus Roache, Mark Boone Junior, Morgan Freeman, Richard Brake, and Sir Michael Caine as Alfred Pennyworth; directed by Christopher Nolan.
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On this week’s episode, W❤️M month continues as we chat about Chris Nolan’s fabulous comic book adaptation, Batman Begins! Has there been a softer Little Boy Bruce Wayne in cinema? Why couldn’t they have put a little more spirit gum on Liam Neeson’s goatee at the beginning? How fantastic is Cillian Murphy in this and shouldn’t Scarecrow have been a larger character? Does anyone have proof that Pennyworth was a real show and not just a tax shelter? And why can’t more studios look to these Nolan films to reassure themselves that it’s… okay to recast an actor? Hmm? PLUS: Batman blows his fortune on movie merch!
Batman Begins stars Christian Bale, Cillian Murphy, Gary Oldman, Katie Holmes, Liam Neeson, Tom Wilkinson, Ken Watanabe, Rutger Hauer, Linus Roache, Mark Boone Junior, Morgan Freeman, Richard Brake, and Sir Michael Caine as Alfred Pennyworth; directed by Christopher Nolan.
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S14: On-Screen Live 11.6.23 The Fall of the House of Usher, Priscilla, Marvel's ECHO trailer & more!
8 november 2023 |
71 min
On this week's show, the guys are talking about Mike Flanagan's The Fall of the House of Usher and Sofia Coppola's Priscilla, reacting to the trailers for Marvel's Echo and 20th Century Studios' Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes & more!
S14 Ep706: Psycho (1960, W❤️M)
7 november 2023 |
143 min
“This is one of those movies I wish I could’ve seen opening night in 1960” - Eric
On this week’s episode, We ❤️ Movies Month kicks off with a total banger as the guys discuss the prequel to Psycho II, Alfred Hitchcock’s Psycho! How great is this Bernard Herrmann score? Is Marion eating a cheese and mayonnaise sandwich? Would the film have been as good if Norman was cast more book-accurate (middle-aged drunk)? And would Hitch have enjoyed modern fast food like the baconator? PLUS: Norman Bates tangles with the Skeleton League and their new ally, Swamp Thing!
Psycho stars Anthony Perkins, Janet Leigh, Vera Miles, John Gavin, John McIntire, Simon Oakland, Frank Albertson, Patricia Hitchcock, Vaughn Taylor, Lurene Tuttle, John Anderson, Mort Mills, and Martin Balsam as Det. Milton Arbogast; directed by Alfred Hitchcock.
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On this week’s episode, We ❤️ Movies Month kicks off with a total banger as the guys discuss the prequel to Psycho II, Alfred Hitchcock’s Psycho! How great is this Bernard Herrmann score? Is Marion eating a cheese and mayonnaise sandwich? Would the film have been as good if Norman was cast more book-accurate (middle-aged drunk)? And would Hitch have enjoyed modern fast food like the baconator? PLUS: Norman Bates tangles with the Skeleton League and their new ally, Swamp Thing!
Psycho stars Anthony Perkins, Janet Leigh, Vera Miles, John Gavin, John McIntire, Simon Oakland, Frank Albertson, Patricia Hitchcock, Vaughn Taylor, Lurene Tuttle, John Anderson, Mort Mills, and Martin Balsam as Det. Milton Arbogast; directed by Alfred Hitchcock.
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S14 Ep705: The Hunger Games (PREVIEW)
2 november 2023 |
8 min
On this month’s patrons-only We Hate Movies episode, the guys are chatting about the total misfire of a YA adaptation, The Hunger Games! Couldn’t they have tossed in just a little more violence? Why are we doing faux-doc shaky cam? Couldn’t we have some continuity with this—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only!
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S14: On-Screen Live 10.30.23 Killers of the Flower Moon, author Brian Abrams, Halloween recs & more!
1 november 2023 |
66 min
On this week's On-Screen Live, the guys are going over the weekend box office, chatting about Marty's new film, Killers of the Flower Moon, as well as the not-so-great PG-13 Five Nights at Freddy's, recommending some Halloween horror viewing, and chatting with author Brian Abrams about his rad, new book, "You Talkin' to Me?: The Definitive Guide to Iconic Movie Quotes" which you can (and should!) buy here: https://bit.ly/3FCceZN.
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S14 Ep704: The Devil's Rain (with Ben Worcester)
31 oktober 2023 |
120 min
“It is ugly as sin, this amulet… it better protect you from evil, otherwise…” Chris
On the final Spooktacular episode of 2023, the guys bring on their beloved bud, Ben Worcester to chat about the unfairly maligned Satanic Panic picture, The Devil’s Rain! Why couldn’t they have Ernest Borgnine in a Hawaiian shirt here at some point? Was this film’s makeup the inspiration for the Shatner Captain Kirk mask that then became the infamous Michael Myers ‘The Shape’ mask? How hilarious/great is that flashback sequence? And did everyone get a good look at Shatner’s belt buckle and wicker cowboy hat combo? PLUS: Is this the meltiest movie of all time?
The Devil’s Rain stars Ernest Borgnine, William Shatner, Eddie Albert, Tom Skerritt, Joan Prather, Keenan Wynn, Woodrow Chambliss, John Travolta, and the legendary Ida Lupino as Emma Preston; directed by Robert Fuest.
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On the final Spooktacular episode of 2023, the guys bring on their beloved bud, Ben Worcester to chat about the unfairly maligned Satanic Panic picture, The Devil’s Rain! Why couldn’t they have Ernest Borgnine in a Hawaiian shirt here at some point? Was this film’s makeup the inspiration for the Shatner Captain Kirk mask that then became the infamous Michael Myers ‘The Shape’ mask? How hilarious/great is that flashback sequence? And did everyone get a good look at Shatner’s belt buckle and wicker cowboy hat combo? PLUS: Is this the meltiest movie of all time?
The Devil’s Rain stars Ernest Borgnine, William Shatner, Eddie Albert, Tom Skerritt, Joan Prather, Keenan Wynn, Woodrow Chambliss, John Travolta, and the legendary Ida Lupino as Emma Preston; directed by Robert Fuest.
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S14: October 2023 Mail Bag
25 oktober 2023 |
86 min
On the spooktacular October edition of WHM Mail Bag, the guys are reading letters about Jason Miller’s Scranton pride, a dude who was WAY too into the Saw franchise, a disastrous screening of the first Sex and the City movie, and one terrifying tale about fella who really messed up during some quality Alone Time with himself! PLUS: Is the President stealing our material?
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S14 Ep703: The Purge
24 oktober 2023 |
105 min
“We need to institute the Purge so Tom Six can finally release The Onania Club!” - Steve
On this week’s show, the 2023 Halloween Spooktacular continues with an episode on the half-baked horror sensation that started it all, The Purge! Why couldn’t they figure out some way to get the movie out of this house for a few scenes? Does this film universe presuppose that all of us have hidden serial killer desires? Why couldn’t we see some white collar Purge-related crimes? And how are so many people getting lost in this stupid house? PLUS: During the Purge, be on the lookout for Houdini: the Beastiality Fiend!
The Purge stars Ethan Hawke, Lena Headey, Max Burkholder, Adelaide Kane, Rhys Wakefield, Tony Oller, Chris Mulkey, Arija Bareikis, and Edwin Hodge as Bloody Stranger; directed by James DeMonaco.
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On this week’s show, the 2023 Halloween Spooktacular continues with an episode on the half-baked horror sensation that started it all, The Purge! Why couldn’t they figure out some way to get the movie out of this house for a few scenes? Does this film universe presuppose that all of us have hidden serial killer desires? Why couldn’t we see some white collar Purge-related crimes? And how are so many people getting lost in this stupid house? PLUS: During the Purge, be on the lookout for Houdini: the Beastiality Fiend!
The Purge stars Ethan Hawke, Lena Headey, Max Burkholder, Adelaide Kane, Rhys Wakefield, Tony Oller, Chris Mulkey, Arija Bareikis, and Edwin Hodge as Bloody Stranger; directed by James DeMonaco.
Be sure to get your tickets for this Thursday’s LIVE worldwide digital experience where we’ll be talking about Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter! Can’t make the broadcast? No problemo! The replay is available for a full seven days after Thursday’s show!
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S14: On-Screen Live 10.16.23 Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour, Ferrari & more!
18 oktober 2023 |
71 min
On this week's On-Screen Live, the guys are swiftly going over the weekend box office, reviewing some physical media like the Janus Contemporaries disc of EO & the Lionsgate 4K of The Wicker Man, weighing in on Sam Wrench's Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour & Michael Mann's masterful Ferrari, and more! PLUS: The return of our Secret Movie™️ segment!
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S14 Ep702: Pumpkinhead
17 oktober 2023 |
124 min
“[Pumpkinhead is] not a major player when you’re dealing out October recommendations…I would argue, maybe it should be?” - Andrew
On this week’s episode, the Halloween Spooktacular continues as the guys talk about the totally kick-ass Lance Henriksen horror vehicle, Pumpkinhead! How great is this big, Stan Winston Workshop-created monster suit? How bad does this witch’s house smell? And is there a functioning toilet anywhere in this town? PLUS: Steve dramatically reads the poem that inspired the film!
Pumpkinhead stars Lance Henriksen, Jeff East, John D’Aquino, Kimberly Ross, Joel Hoffman, Cynthia Bain, Kerry Remsen, Florence Schauffler, Brian Bremer, Dick Warlock, and George ‘Buck’ Flower as Mr. Wallace; directed by Stan Winston.
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On this week’s episode, the Halloween Spooktacular continues as the guys talk about the totally kick-ass Lance Henriksen horror vehicle, Pumpkinhead! How great is this big, Stan Winston Workshop-created monster suit? How bad does this witch’s house smell? And is there a functioning toilet anywhere in this town? PLUS: Steve dramatically reads the poem that inspired the film!
Pumpkinhead stars Lance Henriksen, Jeff East, John D’Aquino, Kimberly Ross, Joel Hoffman, Cynthia Bain, Kerry Remsen, Florence Schauffler, Brian Bremer, Dick Warlock, and George ‘Buck’ Flower as Mr. Wallace; directed by Stan Winston.
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S14: On-Screen Live 10.11.23 The Exorcist: Believer, Pet Sematary: Bloodlines & Continued NYFF Coverage!
14 oktober 2023 |
72 min
On this week's broadcast, the guys are going over the weekend box office, checking out the trailer for John Woo's Silent Night, chatting about The Exorcist: Believer, Pet Sematary: Bloodlines, and more films from our continuing coverage of the 61st New York Film Festival, including Harmony Korine's AGGRO DR1FT, Bradley Cooper's Maestro, Sofia Coppola's Priscilla, and more!
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S14 Ep701: W❤️M - The Exorcist (PREVIEW)
12 oktober 2023 |
7 min
On this month’s SPOOKTACULAR We ❤️ Movies episode, the guys are chatting about the stone-cold, terrifying classic, William Friedkin’s The Exorcist! How amazingly eerie is the vibe throughout this entire film? Should Georgetown put a guardrail at the top of those stairs? And what are the odds Friedkin cast an eventual murderer as that—whoa there! Be gone, demon!
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S14 Ep700: Bushwhacked
10 oktober 2023 |
106 min
“And [Daniel Stern] plays Max Grabelski, which is finally some decent Polish representation!” - Eric
This week on the show, the gang celebrates 700 EPISODES by chatting about the outrageous not-for-kids kids’ comedy, Bushwhacked! Who among us didn’t have Daniel Stern Fever in the early 90s? Would this movie have been any better as a Marv spin-off adventure? And why did the Lord have to take Jon Polito from us so early? PLUS: A very sincere THANK YOU to our listeners, whether you just found us today, you’ve been listening since 2010, or somewhere in the middle, we love and appreciate you all! We wouldn’t be able to do this without you!
Bushwhacked stars Daniel Stern, Jon Polito, Brad Sullivan, Ann Dowd, Tom Wood, Blake Bashoff, Corey Carrier, Michael Galeota, Max Goldblatt, Ari Greenberg, Janna Michaels, and Anthony Heald as Reinhart Bragdon; directed by Greg Beeman.
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This week on the show, the gang celebrates 700 EPISODES by chatting about the outrageous not-for-kids kids’ comedy, Bushwhacked! Who among us didn’t have Daniel Stern Fever in the early 90s? Would this movie have been any better as a Marv spin-off adventure? And why did the Lord have to take Jon Polito from us so early? PLUS: A very sincere THANK YOU to our listeners, whether you just found us today, you’ve been listening since 2010, or somewhere in the middle, we love and appreciate you all! We wouldn’t be able to do this without you!
Bushwhacked stars Daniel Stern, Jon Polito, Brad Sullivan, Ann Dowd, Tom Wood, Blake Bashoff, Corey Carrier, Michael Galeota, Max Goldblatt, Ari Greenberg, Janna Michaels, and Anthony Heald as Reinhart Bragdon; directed by Greg Beeman.
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S14: On-Screen Live 10.02.23 Saw X, Box Office Numbers & More Coverage from the New York Film Festival
4 oktober 2023 |
75 min
On this edition of On-Screen Live, we're analyzing the weekend box office numbers, chatting about Saw X, and continuing our coverage of the 61st New York Film Festival with convos on Todd Haynes's May December, Yorgos Lanthimos's Poor Things, Raven Jackson's All Dirt Roads Taste of Salt, Richard Linklater's Hit Man, and more!
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S14 Ep699: Exorcist: The Beginning
3 oktober 2023 |
111 min
“If it’s Exorcist: The Beginning… let’s get some background on Pazuzu! What’s he up to? What was his deal?” - Steve
On this episode, the 2023 Halloween Spooktacular continues with a convo about the stunningly terrible prequel Exorcist: The Beginning! How bad are all these CGI landscapes? Why did they think an Exorcist film needed so many extreme gore-hound moments? Was that side-boob necessary? And really, Morgan Creek should have let Schrader finish his film with an appropriate budget and called it a day! PLUS: Your ears are not ready for the “Tubular Bells” knock-off at the end…
Exorcist: The Beginning stars Stellan Skarsgård, Izabella Scorpio, James D’Arcy, Remy Sweeney, Julian Wadham, Andrew French, Ralph Brown, Ben Cross, Alan Ford, Eddie Osei, and David Bradley as Father Gionetti; directed by Renny Harlin.
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On this episode, the 2023 Halloween Spooktacular continues with a convo about the stunningly terrible prequel Exorcist: The Beginning! How bad are all these CGI landscapes? Why did they think an Exorcist film needed so many extreme gore-hound moments? Was that side-boob necessary? And really, Morgan Creek should have let Schrader finish his film with an appropriate budget and called it a day! PLUS: Your ears are not ready for the “Tubular Bells” knock-off at the end…
Exorcist: The Beginning stars Stellan Skarsgård, Izabella Scorpio, James D’Arcy, Remy Sweeney, Julian Wadham, Andrew French, Ralph Brown, Ben Cross, Alan Ford, Eddie Osei, and David Bradley as Father Gionetti; directed by Renny Harlin.
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S14: On-Screen Live 9.26.23 New York Film Festival Coverage, Stop Making Sense, Expend4bles, & more!
29 september 2023 |
73 min
On this week's edition of On-Screen Live, the guys are going over the weekend box office—did Sly and the gang make a dent in the numbers (nope!)? We're also chatting about A24's Stop Making Sense restoration, The Expend4bles, and reporting in from the 61st New York Film Festival with coverage of Andrew Haigh's All of Us Strangers, Justine Triet's Anatomy of a Fall, Pedro Almodóvar's Strange Way of Life, Jonathan Glazer's The Zone of Interest, and more!
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S14 Ep698: Saw V
26 september 2023 |
104 min
“We’ve got like, probably, 78 minutes of [new] footage here…” - Steve
On this episode, the 2023 Halloween Spooktacular starts a few weeks early as the guys chat about franchise-low, Saw V! Holy hell, how is anyone following this story? Are we supposed to be intrigued by the mystery surrounding that building fire? Does the movie even care about the virtually anonymous characters involved in this film’s Game? Why couldn’t we get a little more Jillsaw here? And can we please take these goddamn movies outside for two minutes of sunlight? PLUS: Introducing horror’s latest serial murderer, Dogsaw!
Saw V stars Tobin Bell, Costas Mandylor, Scott Paterson, Betsy Russell, Julie Benz, Meagan Good, Mark Rolston, Carlo Rota, Greg Bryk, Laurą Gordon, Joris Jarsky, Mike Butters, and Al Sapienza as the Chief of Police; directed by David Hackl.
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On this episode, the 2023 Halloween Spooktacular starts a few weeks early as the guys chat about franchise-low, Saw V! Holy hell, how is anyone following this story? Are we supposed to be intrigued by the mystery surrounding that building fire? Does the movie even care about the virtually anonymous characters involved in this film’s Game? Why couldn’t we get a little more Jillsaw here? And can we please take these goddamn movies outside for two minutes of sunlight? PLUS: Introducing horror’s latest serial murderer, Dogsaw!
Saw V stars Tobin Bell, Costas Mandylor, Scott Paterson, Betsy Russell, Julie Benz, Meagan Good, Mark Rolston, Carlo Rota, Greg Bryk, Laurą Gordon, Joris Jarsky, Mike Butters, and Al Sapienza as the Chief of Police; directed by David Hackl.
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S14: On-Screen Live 9.18.23 A Haunting in Venice, Aquaman 2 Trailer Reaction, the Weekend Box Office & More!
20 september 2023 |
66 min
On this week's On-Screen Live, the guys are reacting to trailers for Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom, The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar, and the Frasier reboot; looking at the weekend box office, discussing A Haunting in Venice and Liam Neeson in Retribution, and more!
S14 Ep697: The Expendables 3
19 september 2023 |
119 min
“How is adding Kelsey Grammer to this a thing at all?” - Eric
On this week’s episode, the guys are dodging CGI explosions left and right as they talk about the total wet fart of an action film, The Expendables 3! Why couldn’t they budget for some actual explosions? Why didn’t this wind up being more of a Wesley Snipes movie? Why did the writers think this movie needed all the Expendables Jr. characters? And what on EARTH were they thinking with this PG-13 rating? PLUS: Sly puts out an album full of t.v. theme song covers!
The Expendables 3 stars Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Harrison Ford, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Mel Gibson, Dolph Lundgren, Randy Couture, Terry Crews, Kelsey Grammer, Glen Powell, Antonio Banderas, Victor Ortiz, Ronda Rousey, Kellan Lutz, Jet Li, Robert Davi, and the great Wesley Snipes as Doc; directed by Patrick Hughes.
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On this week’s episode, the guys are dodging CGI explosions left and right as they talk about the total wet fart of an action film, The Expendables 3! Why couldn’t they budget for some actual explosions? Why didn’t this wind up being more of a Wesley Snipes movie? Why did the writers think this movie needed all the Expendables Jr. characters? And what on EARTH were they thinking with this PG-13 rating? PLUS: Sly puts out an album full of t.v. theme song covers!
The Expendables 3 stars Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Harrison Ford, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Mel Gibson, Dolph Lundgren, Randy Couture, Terry Crews, Kelsey Grammer, Glen Powell, Antonio Banderas, Victor Ortiz, Ronda Rousey, Kellan Lutz, Jet Li, Robert Davi, and the great Wesley Snipes as Doc; directed by Patrick Hughes.
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S14 Ep696: W❤️M - Blade (PREVIEW)
14 september 2023 |
11 min
On this month’s We ❤️ Movies, the guys are chatting about the incredible Marvel movie, Blade! How absolutely magnificent is Wesley as Blade? Isn’t it great watching a movie for adults? Are there better title cards in a Marvel film? How bad-ass is Kris Kristofferson in this? And can anyone hold back the—look out, day-walker, this episode is for subscribers only!
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S14: On-Screen Live 9.11.23 Telemarketers, TMNT: Mutant Mayhem, the Weekend Box Office & more!
13 september 2023 |
62 min
On the season premiere of On-Screen Live, the guys are back and better than ever to chat about the weekend box office, react to the trailer for David Fincher's The Killer, and discuss some of their memorable watches of the summer, like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem, The Last Voyage of the Demeter, and the amazing Telemarketers!
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S14 Ep695: The Faculty
12 september 2023 |
135 min
On this week’s episode, the guys are chatting about the Robert Rodriguez sci-fi teen horror film, The Faculty! Has another movie ever done so little with such a solid cast? Are there too many characters in this movie? Shouldn’t they just have done all practical effects instead of this horrendous CGI? Is this the biggest chicken shit ending of the 1990s? And why in the world did they release this movie on Christmas Day? PLUS: The season 14 debut of the VHS Trailer Game!
The Faculty stars Josh Hartnett, Jordana Brewster, Elijah Wood, Clea Duvall, Laura Harris, Shawn Hatosy, Salma Hayek, Famke Janssen, Piper Laurie, Christopher McDonald, Bebe Neuwirth, Robert Patrick, Usher, Daniel von Bargen, and Jon Stewart as Professor Edward Furlong; directed by Robert Rodriguez.
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The Faculty stars Josh Hartnett, Jordana Brewster, Elijah Wood, Clea Duvall, Laura Harris, Shawn Hatosy, Salma Hayek, Famke Janssen, Piper Laurie, Christopher McDonald, Bebe Neuwirth, Robert Patrick, Usher, Daniel von Bargen, and Jon Stewart as Professor Edward Furlong; directed by Robert Rodriguez.
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S14 Ep694: Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace REDUX
5 september 2023 |
153 min
On the season 14 premiere of We Hate Movies, VHS Trailer Game champion, Eric Szyszka demands the guys go back and re-do an episode on the much maligned (and unfairly so?) prequel that started it all, Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace! How on Earth did the producers let Lucas get away with these abhorrent Trade Federation characters? What was with the awful Gungan speech pattern? Why did they have to make Anakin the product of Immaculate Conception? And wasn’t this movie better with the puppet Yoda? PLUS: Cliegg Lars contracts a nasty Hutt STD!
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace stars Liam Neeson, Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman, Jake Lloyd, Ian McDiarmid, Hugh Quarshie, Anthony Daniels, Kenny Baker, Frank Oz, Terence Stamp, Ray Park, Oliver Ford Davies, Brian Blessed, and Ahmed Best as Jar Jar Binks; directed by George Lucas.
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Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace stars Liam Neeson, Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman, Jake Lloyd, Ian McDiarmid, Hugh Quarshie, Anthony Daniels, Kenny Baker, Frank Oz, Terence Stamp, Ray Park, Oliver Ford Davies, Brian Blessed, and Ahmed Best as Jar Jar Binks; directed by George Lucas.
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S13: WHM Mail Bag: Flying with Dr. Beck, Nathan Lane's Brother, Dudes Who Ruin "Oppenheimer" & More!
31 augusti 2023 |
83 min
On this edition of the WHM Mail Bag, the guys are making some major announcements ahead of season 14, answering some Qs from the audience, and reading some wild letters involving meeting Eric Roberts on an airplane, a giant woman and her pervert doctor, Nathan Lane’s brother becoming an outrageous high school principal, and one huge loser who ruined a Chicago screening of Oppenheimer!
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S13 Ep693: Universal Soldier (Live in Phoenix)
29 augusti 2023 |
118 min
Recorded 11.17.22 at CB Live in Phoenix, AZ
On the final Summer Break episode of the year, the guys were live in Phoenix to chat about the grenade-throwing action spectacular, Universal Soldier! What was the squib budget on this fantastic picture? What’s the smell situation with these undead soldiers? Would the UniSol program have been popular with the U.S. public like the Ghostbusters? Why did this movie never decide whether these guys were zombies or robots? And do these modified soldiers have grenades where their genitals should be? PLUS: The IN-STUDIO finale of this season’s VHS Trailer Game!
Universal Soldier stars Jean-Claude Van Damme, Dolph Lundgren, Ally Walker, Ed O’Ross, Leon Rippy, Ralf Moeller, ‘Tiny’ Lister Jr., Rance Howard, and Jerry Orbach as Dr. Christopher Gregor; directed by Roland Emmerich.
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On the final Summer Break episode of the year, the guys were live in Phoenix to chat about the grenade-throwing action spectacular, Universal Soldier! What was the squib budget on this fantastic picture? What’s the smell situation with these undead soldiers? Would the UniSol program have been popular with the U.S. public like the Ghostbusters? Why did this movie never decide whether these guys were zombies or robots? And do these modified soldiers have grenades where their genitals should be? PLUS: The IN-STUDIO finale of this season’s VHS Trailer Game!
Universal Soldier stars Jean-Claude Van Damme, Dolph Lundgren, Ally Walker, Ed O’Ross, Leon Rippy, Ralf Moeller, ‘Tiny’ Lister Jr., Rance Howard, and Jerry Orbach as Dr. Christopher Gregor; directed by Roland Emmerich.
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S13 Ep692: WarGames (Live in Denver)
22 augusti 2023 |
113 min
Recorded 11.14.22 at Comedy Works in Denver, CO
On this week’s Summer Break ‘sode, the guys were live in the Mile High City to chat about the world-ending teen comedy, WarGames! How oblivious is Matthew Broderick’s character to his lady friend’s advances? How embarrassing is this incident for the U.S. Military? Does NORAD give tours, even during times of crisis? And was John Lennon ever actually considered for the role of Professor Falken? PLUS: A lengthy discussion about Matthew Broderick’s nipples.
WarGames stars Matthew Broderick, Ally Sheedy, Dabney Coleman, Barry Corbin, James Tolkan, John Spencer, Michael Madsen, and John Wood as Professor Falken; directed by John Badham.
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S13: The Nexus #84 - "The Best of Both Worlds" (Parts 1 & 2) PREVIEW
18 augusti 2023 |
13 min
On this month's very special edition of our Star Trek re-cap show The Nexus, the gang is talking about TNG's "The Best of Both Worlds" parts 1 & 2!
The first part aired June 16, 1990 as the finale of the third season, and the season four premiere, part two, aired September 22, 1990. This is of course the fabulous in-series, movie-feeling two-parter where Picard is captured and assimilated by the Borg! How much does Riker super-hate that—HALT! Attempting to listen to this episode while not subscribed is futile!
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S13 Ep691: The Birdcage W❤️M (Live in New Brunswick, NJ)
15 augusti 2023 |
115 min
Recorded 6.15.23 at the State Theatre NJ in New Brunswick, NJ
On this week’s Summer Break episode, the gang was in Jersey doing the first-ever official W❤️M live episode on Mike Nichol’s The Birdcage! How incredible are Williams and Lane in this? Did any of us actually sign on to look at Hank Azaria’s feet this much? And who knew Mike Nichols had such Sam Kinison-esque anger issues? PLUS: Flip flops to a funeral, Chris? Well, maybe Jimmy Buffet’s…
The Birdcage stars Robin Williams, Nathan Lane, Gene Hackman, Dianne Wiest, Dan Futterman, Calista Flockheart, Hank Azaria, and Christine Baranski as Katharine Archer; directed by Mike Nichols.
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S13 Ep690: Fatal Attraction (Live in SLC)
8 augusti 2023 |
96 min
Recorded 11.15.22 at Wiseguys in Salt Lake City, UT
On the second Summer Break episode of August, the guys are live in SLC chatting about the outrageous erotic thriller, Fatal Attraction! What’s with Michael Douglas’s character feeding his dog spaghetti with meat sauce? Why couldn’t they put a little paranormal stuff in this movie? Has dishwater ever been sexy? And is Dan Gallagher the dumbest philanderer in film history? PLUS: A phone company operator gets nashty on the phone with Glenn Close!
Fatal Attraction stars Michael Douglas, Glenn Close, Anne Archer, Stuart Pankin, Ellen Foley, Lois Smith, and Fred Gwynne as Arthur; directed by Adrian Lyne.
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S13 Ep689: W❤️M - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) (PREVIEW)
3 augusti 2023 |
12 min
On this month’s W❤️M, it’s the long-awaited discussion about the fantastic comic book adaptation, the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! How incredibly gross is this movie? Aren’t the Henson puppets amazing? What is Shredder’s ultimate end game here? Do the turtles live next door to any—WHOA, DUDE! This episode is totally for our radical subscribers only!
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S13 Ep688: Twins (Live in Los Angeles)
1 augusti 2023 |
95 min
Recorded 5.22.23 at the world-famous Hollywood Improv in Los Angeles, CA
On the first Summer Break episode of the season, the guys are live in Los Angeles tackling the outrageous Ivan Reitman comedy, Twins! Why is it that Arnold’s character knows a ton of science-related facts, but has no idea what a phone or seatbelt is? Did they really have to go that hard on Danny in the screenplay? And what is with that Fast & Furious-esque third act? PLUS: The guys wear flammable shirts live on stage!
Twins stars Arnold Schwarzenegger, Danny DeVito, Kelly Preston, Chloe Webb, Bonnie Bartlett, David Caruso, Tony Jay, Nehemiah Persoff, Maury Chaykin, and Trey Wilson as Beetroot McKinley; directed by Ivan Reitman.
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S13: On-Screen Live 7.24.23 Barbie & Oppenheimer reviews, The Marvels trailer reaction & more!
26 juli 2023 |
72 min
On the final On-Screen Live before our summer hiatus, we're giving our reviews of Greta Gerwig’s Barbie and Christopher Nolan’s Oppenheimer, analyzing the weekend box office, reacting to the new trailers for Alexander Payne’s, The Holdovers and Nia DaCosta’s The Marvels, going over the record-setting weekend box office, and more!
On-Screen Live will return in September! Thanks so much for tuning in for this first run of episodes!
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S13 Ep687: The Postman
25 juli 2023 |
134 min
On this episode, it’s the season 13 finale as the guys finally get around to one of the most infamous flops of all time, The Postman! Why couldn’t Costner see that this needed to be cut down? Did he have any moment where he considered not playing the main character while also directing? And how many times are people screaming “Postman!” In this movie? PLUS: The guys consider celebrity prize fighting!
The Postman stars Kevin Costner, all his children, Olivia Williams, Larenz Tate, Will Paton, James Russo, Daniel von Bargen, Giovanni Ribisi, Roberta Maxwell, Joe Santos, Peggy Lipton, Brian Anthony Wilson, and Tom Petty as… Himself? Directed by Kevin Costner.
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S13: On-Screen Live 7.17.23 Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part 1, Ahsoka trailer reactions & more!
19 juli 2023 |
57 min
On this On-Screen Live, the guys are going over the weekend box office, chatting about Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part 1, reacting to trailers for Wonka and Ahsoka, and covering a couple Secret Movies™️ including the Christian possession horror, Nefarious!
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S13 Ep686: American Pie 2 (with Angelica Jade Bastién)
18 juli 2023 |
130 min
On this week’s show, it’s the penultimate episode of the season as the guys welcome back friend of the show and Vulture writer, Angelica Jade Bastién to chat about the abysmal teen sex comedy sequel, American Pie 2! Does this movie qualify as a Boob Comedy? Are these guys even friends who still like each other? And shouldn’t some of these characters been written out for the sequel? PLUS: Doctor Strange casts a spell to try and shave 30 minutes off this movie!
American Pie 2 stars Jason Biggs, Alyson Hannigan, Seann William Scott, Eddie Kaye Thomas, Chris Klein, Thomas Ian Nicholas, Natasha Lyonne, Tara Reid, Mena Suvari, Chris Owen, Eugene Levy, John Cho, Shannon Elizabeth, and Jennifer Coolidge as Stifler’s Mom; directed by J.B. Rogers.
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S13: On-Screen Live 7.10.23 Insidious: The Red Door, Jackman's Yellow Wolverine Costume, Killers of the Flower Moon Trailer Reaction & more!
12 juli 2023 |
58 min
On this On-Screen Live, the guys are chatting about Insidious: The Red Door, addressing Hugh Jackman's Yellow Wolverine costuming in Deadpool 3, reacting to the second Dune: Part Two and full Killers of the Flower Moon & Napoleon trailers, checking the weekend box office & more!
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S13 Ep685: Mission: Impossible II
11 juli 2023 |
126 min
On this week’s show, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza continues with the gang chatting about the fun studio chop job, Mission: Impossible II! Will the Woo Cut ever see the light of day? How incredible is the spectacle level jump from the last movie to this one? And why couldn’t they cast a few more… memorable actors for some of these supporting roles? PLUS: If Tom Holland starred in a Ronin remake, would you watch?
Mission: Impossible II stars Tom Cruise, Thandiwe Newton, Dougray Scott, Ving Rhames, Richard Roxburgh, John Polson, Rade Serbedzija, William Mapother, Brendan Gleeson, and Anthony Hopkins as Mission Commander Swanbeck; directed by John Woo.
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S13 Ep684: W❤️M - Mission: Impossible (PREVIEW)
6 juli 2023 |
6 min
On this month’s W❤️M episode, the gang chats about the incredible espionage action flick that started it all, Brian De Palma’s Mission: Impossible! How many members of the original TV cast either walked out of or outright refused to see this movie due to brand loyalty? How great are all these practical make-up disguises for Cruise? And is George Lucas responsible for—hey now! This episode is for authorized personnel only, Ethan! Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to access the full show by subscribing to our Patreon! Instantly unlock this W❤️M ep along with hours upon hours of exclusive bonus content you can't get anywhere else!
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S13: On-Screen Live! 7.3.23 Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny, Retribution Trailer Reactions & more!
5 juli 2023 |
68 min
On this week's On-Screen Live, the guys take a quick break from the long holiday weekend to go over the weekend box office, react to trailers like the one for the new Liam Neeson sit-down action movie, Retribution, chat about current releases like No Hard Feelings, FX's The Bear, and one of the summer's most anticipated films, Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny!
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S13 Ep683: Garfield: The Movie (with Bob Mackey & Henry Gilbert of Talking Simpsons)
4 juli 2023 |
137 min
On this week’s episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza heads to Toon Town as the guys welcome Bob Mackey and Henry Gilbert back to the program to chat about the totally abysmal live-action/animation hybrid, Garfield! Was Bill Murray that much of a ‘get’ for this movie that the studio accepted this disinterested, nothing vocal performance? Why is Garfield shaking his ass to the Black Eyed Peas and Baha Men in this movie? And how come Garfield is the only animal that’s a cartoon here? WOOF. PLUS: Thank GOD for Tobo in this movie!
Garfield stars Breckin Meyer, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and Stephen Tobolowsky, with the voices of Nick Cannon, Alan Cumming, David Eigenberg, Brad Garrett, Jimmy Kimmel, Debra Messing, Richard Kind, Debra Jo Rupp, and Bill Murray as the voice of Garfield; directed by Peter Hewitt.
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S13: On-Screen Live! 6.26.23 Secret Invasion, The Flash, Asteroid City, Kraven the Hunter Trailer & more!
28 juni 2023 |
74 min
On this edition of On-Screen Live, the guys are chatting about The Flash, Asteroid City, Marvel's Secret Invasion (including its bullshit opening sequence), Extraction II, the trailer for Kraven the Hunter, the weekend box office, another edition of Secret Movie, and more!
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S13 Ep682: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
27 juni 2023 |
120 min
The 2023 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza goes to Adventure Movie Land this week as the guys chat about the iffy-but-fun 1984 prequel, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom! As much as this film has some great scenes and set pieces, that dinner scene was, is, and always shall be wretched! But, how fantastic is Ke Huy Quan’s performance in this, along with his great chemistry with Ford? Is Willie Scott one of the most annoying characters in film history? And that entire mine cart sequence: Top 3 Indiana Jones action set piece, right? PLUS: An extended discussion on old-timey parachutes!
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom stars Harrison Ford, Ke Huy Quan, Kate Capshaw, Amrish Puri, Roshan Seth, Philip Stone, David Yip, Roy Chiao, D.R. Nanayakkara, and, for some reason, Dan Aykroyd as Art Weber; directed by Steven Spielberg.
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S13 Ep681: Paul Blart: Mall Cop (with Ben Worcester)
20 juni 2023 |
139 min
The Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza goes shopping this week as the gang welcomes back friend of the show, Ben Worcester to chat about the not-great comedy, Paul Blart: Mall Cop! Why is 90% of this film’s comedy just poking fun at Kevin’s weight? Is Paul Blart a perfect Todd Solondz character? And is there anything more dated in this film than all the Segway comedy? Maybe the playing of Rock Band? PLUS: Much praise for the underrated teen comedy, Angus!
Paul Blart: Mall Cop stars Kevin James, Keir O’Donnell, Jayma Mays, Raini Rodriguez, Shirley Knight, Steve Rannazzisi, Peter Garety, Bobby Cannavale, and Adam Ferrara as Sergeant Howard; directed by Steve Carr.
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S13: On-Screen Live! 6.12.23 Transformers: Rise of the Beasts, the Expend4bles trailer, Arnold & more!
14 juni 2023 |
66 min
On this week's On-Screen Live!, the guys are looking over the weekend box office (will Spider-Verse continue its run on top or will the Maximals reign supreme?), chatting about new releases (Netflix's Arnold doc, anyone?), picking their fave sketches from this season of I Think You Should Leave, reacting to some new trailers (like EXPEND4BLES, lol), and more, including a brief wrap-up of this year's Tony Awards!
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S13 Ep680: Transformers: Rise of the Beasts
13 juni 2023 |
123 min
The Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza goes to Red Alert for this special Emergency Episode all about the brand-new Transformers motion picture, Transformers: Rise of the Beasts! Caution: if you have not yet seen this movie, we’re talking a blue streak about it this week, so yes, spoilers abound! Hey, why do these Maximals have hair? Why does Unicron look like a giant chocolate starfish? Who can we thank for the awesome soundtrack? Why didn’t they realize that Dominique Fishback’s character isn’t addressed by name until 30 minutes into the film? And wow, that giant cloud of smoke over Manhattan sure was prescient, wasn’t it? PLUS: Unicron gets the wrong Burger King order from Grub Hub!
Transformers: Rise of the Beasts stars Anthony Ramos, Dominique Fishback, Luna Lauren Vélez, Tobe Nwigwe, Michael Kelly, and the voices of Ron Perlman, Peter Dinklage, Michelle Yeoh, Pete Davidson, Liza Koshy, John Dimaggio, David Soblolov, Michaela Jaé Rodriguez, Colman Domingo, Cristo Fernández, Tongayi Chirisa, and the legendary Peter Cullen as Optimus Prime; directed by Steven Caple Jr.
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S13 Ep679: The NeverEnding Story
6 juni 2023 |
112 min
For the kick-off of the 2023 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza, the guys are racing to save the land of Fantasia with a convo about the popular 1980s children’s film, The NeverEnding Story! Who is the bigger Disgusting Shit Boy (DSB) here, Bastian or Atreyu? How much does Bastian’s rotten father hate his little bookworm guts? And why didn’t they just fork over the cash and actually cast Ernest Borgnine to voice Falkor? PLUS: Freddy Krueger works as the janitor at Bastian’s school!
The NeverEnding Story stars Garret Oliver, Gerald McRaney, Thomas Hill, Deep Roy, Tilo Prückner, Moses Gunn, Sydney Bromley, Tami Stronach, and Noah Hathaway as Atreyu; directed by Wolfgang Petersen.
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S13 Ep678: WLM - Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (PREVIEW)
2 juni 2023 |
6 min
On this month’s globetrotting W❤️M, the guys are chatting about the wildly good adventure sequel, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade! Is River Phoenix’s haircut period appropriate? Did Marcus Brody get brain damage in Venice? And how in the world did they not immediately see that—LOOK OUT, INDY! This episode is for subscribers only!
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S13 Ep677: Saw IV (Live in Toronto)
30 maj 2023 |
112 min
Recorded live at the Royal Theatre, Toronto, ON, Canada, 10.27.22
On this week’s episode, it’s the gang’s raucous live show from their Canadian debut where they talked a blue streak all about the abysmal horror sequel, Saw IV! Is John Kramer the single person keeping the mini tape recorder business going? Why did they cast so many dull, brown-haired dudes to play all these faceless, monosyllabically-named characters? And did Tobin Bell swipe his autopsy puppet from the prop department? PLUS: A live version of the VHS Trailer Game!
Saw IV stars Tobin Bell, Costas Mandylor, Scott Patterson, Betsy Russell, Lyriq Bent, Louis Ferreira, Donnie Wahlberg, and Angus Macfadyen as Jeff; directed by Darren Lynn Bousman.
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S13 Ep676: The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
23 maj 2023 |
108 min
On this week’s episode, the guys are talking about a movie that originally took place in 2006, but now thanks to useless retconning is supposed to take place around 2013, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift! How dare they use “Bawitaba” in its entirety like this? Should Kid Rock take his own advice to get in the pit and try to love someone? And how was it that Steve wound up seeing Kid Rock live in concert? PLUS: Jesse Ventura gets drafted to go fight aliens around Jupiter and stops off at the moon base Hudson News!
The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift stars Lucas Black, Sung Kang, Brian Tee, Nathalie Kelley, Brian Goodman, Bow Wow, and the legendary Sonny Chiba as Uncle Kamata; directed by Justin Lin.
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S13: On-Screen Live! 5.15.23 Blackberry, Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom, Arnold Trailer Reactions & More!
17 maj 2023 |
66 min
On this week's ON-SCREEN LIVE! the guys are chatting about movies, shows and games they experienced over the weekend like Blackberry, The Muppets Mayhem, and The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom! They're also reacting to trailers for Meg 2: The Trench and Arnold, analyzing the weekend box office, taking a look at a super-terrible SECRET MOVIE, and more!
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S13 Ep675: World War Z
16 maj 2023 |
98 min
On this episode, the guys are left scratching their heads over the “prestige zombie drama” World War Z! How checked-out was Brad for this one? Couldn’t they have found anything for Mireille Enos to do besides sit by a phone and mope? And good gravy, what are we doing with that Pepsi machine at the end? PLUS: Gal Gadot adopts North Korea’s anti-zombie protocol!
World War Z stars Brad Pitt, Mireille Enos, Daniella Kertesz, James Badge Dale, Ludi Boeken, Peter Capaldi, Pierfrancesco Favino, Ruth Negga, Matthew Fox, and David Morse as Ex-CIA Agent; directed by Marc Forster.
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S13: On-Screen Live! 5.8.23 Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3, Dune: Part Two trailer reactions, and more!
10 maj 2023 |
63 min
This week on On-Screen Live! the guys are chatting about Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3, reacting to trailers for Dune: Part Two, Insidious: The Red Door and A Haunting in Venice, unearthing a couple of Secret Movies, dissecting the weekend box office, and more!
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S13 Ep674: Son In Law
9 maj 2023 |
119 min
On this episode, the gang talks about the entertaining as all get-out and totally regular Pauly Shore comedy, Son In Law! Is this the undisputed best Pauly Shore movie? How hilarious is that Flea cameo? Does this movie work without the incredible supporting cast, including the great Lane Smith? And why bother forbidding the Weasel from being an on-screen stoner?! PLUS: Lane Smith feuds with Kevin Costner’s Field of Dreams farmer character, Ray Kinsella.
Son In Law stars Pauly Shore, Carla Gugino, Lane Smith, Tiffani Thiessen, Cindy Pickett, Mason Adams, Patrick Renna, Dennis Burkley, and Dan Gauthier as Travis; directed by Steve Rash.
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S13 Ep673: WLM - Guardians of the Galaxy (PREVIEW)
4 maj 2023 |
7 min
On this month’s superhero-sized W❤️M, the guys are boarding the Milano to have an intergalactic conversation about the totally fantastic Guardians of the Galaxy! Could just anyone do the Groot performance? Why can’t more of these movies be this well-written? Does any other section of the MCU have this much—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only!
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S13: On-Screen Live! 5.1.23 Peter Pan & Wendy, Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret. & more!
3 maj 2023 |
58 min
On this week's On-Screen Live! the guys are chatting about David Lowery's Peter Pan & Wendy and Kelly Fremon Craig's Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret., checking in on this season of Succession (with a few spoilers!), reacting to the trailer for The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes, going over the weekend Box Office, and more!
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S13 Ep671: The Edge (with author Brant MacDuff)
2 maj 2023 |
125 min
On this week’s episode, the gang welcomes friend of the show and author, Brant MacDuff to chat about the pursued-by-bear survivalist thriller, The Edge!
How much of a genius is Anthony Hopkins supposed to here? Should you really be throwing an old man a surprise birthday party? And couldn’t someone have taken two minutes to at least eulogize that poor dead pilot? PLUS: A lengthy argument about what constitutes a “sexy sandwich.”
The Edge stars Anthony Hopkins, Alec Baldwin, Harold Perrineau, Elle Macpherson, L.Q. Jones, Kathleen Wilholte, Gordon Tootoosis, and Bart the Bear as The Bear; directed by Lee Tamahori.
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S13: WHM Mail Bag: Bad Ari Aster Audiences, DCP Disasters & 1970's Chimps-for-Hire!
26 april 2023 |
75 min
In their first Mail Bag ep in quite some time, the guys are reading letters from intrepid listeners, answering live audience questions & more! Letter topics include horrendous crowds for Ari Aster films, botched DCP screenings, people mixing up The Big Lebowski with The Full Monty & one adorable performing chimp that 100% died of alcoholism. PLUS: The guys give some really horrible screening recommendations to soon-to-be-parents!
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S13 Ep671: Rampage (2018)
25 april 2023 |
95 min
On the final APE-ril offering, the gang is chatting about the better-than-they-expected Dwayne Johnson monster movie, Rampage! Why, for the love of all that is good, do all DJ characters have to be totally sexless, even in this movie where ladies are coming onto him left and right? Are these sexy corporate villains brother and sister, banging, or both? And how fantastic was that big wolf attack scene? More super-violent monster movies, please! PLUS: George W. Bush and Poppy play the OG Rampage game!
Rampage stars Dwayne Johnson, Naomie Harris, Malin Ackerman, Jake Lacy, Joe Maganiello, Marley Shelton, P.J. Byrne, Jack Quaid, and Jeffrey Dean Morgan as Kentucky Fried Government Agent Harvey Russell; directed by Brad Peyton.
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S13: On-Screen Live! 4.17.23 Renfield, The Pope's Exorcist, Beau Is Afraid, the Box Office #s & more!
19 april 2023 |
66 min
On this week's On-Screen Live!, the guys are chatting about Nic Cage as Dracula in Renfield, Russell Crowe wearing a hat as The Pope's Exorcist, Joaquin Phoenix freaking out in Beau Is Afraid, reacting to the trailers for The Marvels and The Last Voyage of the Demeter, going over the weekend Box Office numbers, and more, including the debut of a brand-new segment, SECRET MOVIE!
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S13 Ep670: Any Which Way You Can
18 april 2023 |
103 min
On this week’s APE-ril episode, the guys check back in with Philo, Orville and Clyde in the cigarette and bad beer-filled sequel, Any Which Way You Can! How are these fellas bareknuckle boxing in those tight slacks? How great was it back in the day when Truckers outranked Police in this country? And boy, oh boy, will this movie remind you to always check the car seat cushion before you sit down! PLUS: Behold! One of the wildest, most disgusting sex scenes in cinema history!
Any Which Way You Can stars Clint Eastwood, Sondra Locke, Geoffrey Lewis, William Smith, Harry Guardino, Ruth Gordon, Barry Corbin, Al Ruscio, and the late Buddha the Orangutan as Clyde; directed by Buddy Van Horn.
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S13: On-Screen Live! 4.10.23 The Super Mario Bros. Movie, Ben Affleck's Air, Star Wars Celebration Analysis & more!
12 april 2023 |
71 min
On this week's On-Screen Live!, the guys are chatting about The Super Mario Bros. Movie, Ben Affleck's Air, all the news coming out of the Star Wars Celebration—including a bit of Trailer Segment dedicated to the new coming attraction for Ahsoka—and much, much more!
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S13 Ep669: Monkey Shines
11 april 2023 |
130 min
On this week’s episode, APE-ril continues with a chat about George A. Romero’s totally bonkers helper-monkey horror film, Monkey Shines! Should that nurse have been allowed to move in with her awful bird? Should John Pankow’s character be skipping so much sleep like that? Is it always this awful to work with a Stephen Root character as your boss? Has the Tooch ever played sleazier? And how about that sex scene, huh?! Now we’re talkin’! PLUS: Lots of talk about how to make Pat Sajak’s inevitable funeral more fun!
Monkey Shines stars Jason Beghe, John Pankow, Kate McNeil, Joyce Van Patten, Christine Forrest, Stephen Root, Stanley Tucci, Janine Turner, and Boo the Monkey as Ella; directed by the late legend, George A. Romero.
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S13 Ep668: WLM - Planet of the Apes (1968) PREVIEW
9 april 2023 |
8 min
On this month’s We 🦧 Movies, we’re chatting about an ape-solutely fantastic piece of science fiction filmmaking, the 1968 Planet of the Apes! How incredible is all the stuff even before we get to the apes? Have you marveled at all the fabulously designed—HALT! This episode is for apes and subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon and sign up today! Instantly unlock hours, upon hours of exclusive WHM-related content with the click of a button!
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S13: On-Screen Live! 4.3.23 Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves, Murder Mystery 2, Tetris, Trailer Reactions, Weekend B.O., and more!
5 april 2023 |
68 min
On this week's On-Screen Live!, the gang's chatting about Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves, Murder Mystery 2 and Tetris, analyzing the weekend box office, reacting to trailers for Marvel’s Secret Invasion, Wes Anderson’s Asteroid City and DC’s The Blue Beetle, and much more!
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S13 Ep667: Dunston Checks In
4 april 2023 |
114 min
On this week’s episode, the guys kick off APE-RIL with a chat about the outrageous kid-friendly monkey movie, Dunston Checks In! How come nobody goes outside in this film? Are these kids eating room service steak every night? How incredible are Paul Reubens and Glenn Shadix in this movie? How does that dog survive the fall off the hotel's roof? And why did they bother with this useless older brother character? Yikes. PLUS: Look who all’s invited to Tim Burton’s birthday party!
Dunston Checks In stars Jason Alexander, Eric Lloyd, Rupert Everett, Glenn Shadix, Paul Reubens, Faye Dunaway, Graham Sack, Jennifer Bassey, and the late "Sam" as Dunston; directed by Ken Kwapis.
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S13: On-Screen Live! 3.27.23 John Wick: Chapter 4, Children of the Corn (2020), Weekend Box Office & more!
29 mars 2023 |
61 min
On this week's jam-packed On-Screen Live!, the guys are chatting about John Wick: Chapter 4, Children of the Corn (2020), Netflix's The Night Agent, and Full River Red, reacting to trailers for Nicole Holofcener's You Hurt My Feelings and Tim Story's The Blackening, covering the weekend box office numbers, and much more!
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S13 Ep666: The Covenant
28 mars 2023 |
115 min
On the devilish 666th episode of the show, the guys are wrapping up Listener Request Month chatting about the absolutely horrendous witchcraft-centric teen action movie, The Covenant! How did they not have a single scene of this paranormal high school movie set in the school's lunch room? What are the parameters of these guys’ witch powers? What is with this energy suck idea? And how awful is that Harry Potter joke? PLUS: Tune in to these incredible new TLC reality shows, DILF Den and Mint Swap!
The Covenant stars Steven Strait, Laura Ramsey, Sebastian Stan, Chase Crawford, Toby Hemingway, Jessica Lucas, Kyle Schmid, Wendy Crewson, Stephen McHattie, Kenneth Walsh, and Taylor Kitsch as Pogue Parry; directed by Renny Harlin.
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S13: On-Screen Live! 3.20.23 Shazam! Fury of the Gods, Inside, 65, the Weekend Box Office, and more!
22 mars 2023 |
46 min
On this week's On-Screen Live!, the guys are reporting from the theater as they share their thoughts on the box office bomb Shazam! Fury of the Gods and the limited release Willem Dafoe one-hander Inside, catch up on the dreadfully-titled dino action flick 65, react to the trailer for IFC's Paint, break down the weekend box office, and more!
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S13 Ep665: Hard Rain
21 mars 2023 |
138 min
On this week’s episode, Listener Request Month forces the gang to watch the total action gem, Hard Rain! Why didn’t Ed Asner bring Christian Slater in on the scam? How great were the leg workouts these actors got filming in all this water? Why does Minnie Driver’s character care so much about those church windows? And how much does Morgan Freeman despise test screenings? PLUS: All hail the new CEO of Paramount Pictures… Richard from Nebraska!
Hard Rain stars Christian Slater, Morgan Freeman, Minnie Driver, Randy Quaid, Ed Asner, Michael Goorjian, Dann Florek, Ricky Harris, Mark Rolston, Peter Murnik, Wayne Duvall, Richard Dysart, and Betty White as Doreen; directed by Mikael Salomon.
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S13: On-Screen Live! 3.13.23 Scream VI KILLS at the Box Office & The 2023 Oscars After-Party
15 mars 2023 |
60 min
On this edition of On-Screen Live!, the guys re-cap all the ins, outs and what-have-yous from this year's Oscars ceremony, including Everything Everywhere All at Once and All Quiet on the Western Front running away with the night, Kimmel's hits and misses, Garage Rock Lady Gaga, and, mostly importantly, who got FARINA'd! PLUS: On top of recapping Hollywood's Biggest Night, the guys also give their thoughts on the fun-as-hell Scream VI and run the rest of the weekend box office numbers!
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S13 Ep664: Equilibrium
14 mars 2023 |
118 min
This week on the show, Listener Request Month continues as the guys do their best to hide all emotion while discussing the completely dreadful sci-fi romp, Equilibrium! How did they botch that book size bit? Why were pillows outlawed in this society? And how much of a disgusting shit boy (DSB) is this little son? PLUS: Freddy Krueger returns after the citizens of Libria finally stop taking their dream suppressants—and he’s underwhelmed at the quality of dead meats!
Equilibrium stars Christian Bale, Taye Diggs, Sean Pertwee, William Fichtner, Angus Macfadyen, Sean Bean, and Emily Watson as Mary O’Brien; directed by Kurt Wimmer.
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S13 Ep663: Driven
7 mars 2023 |
117 min
This week on the program, the first WHM episode of Listener Request Month peels out as the guys talk about the Sylvester Stallone car racing dud, Driven! Why can’t this movie decide on a villain? How terrible are all the CGI sewer covers? Why are those announcers getting so horned up over the car crashes? And guard your ears, this movie has one of the worst soundtracks of all time! PLUS: Does God watch The Eric Szyszka Show?
Driven stars Sylvester Stallone, Kip Pardue, Stacy Edwards, Til Schweiger, Gina Gershon, Estella Warren, Cristián de la Fuente, Brent Briscoe, Robert Sean Leonard, and Burt Reynolds as Carl Henry; directed by Renny Harlin.
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S13 Ep662: WLM - The Man Who Would Be King (PREVIEW)
3 mars 2023 |
8 min
On this month’s Patron-requested We ❤️ Movies, the guys are chatting about John Huston’s Rudyard Kipling adaptation, The Man Who Would Be King! How wild is Michael Caine’s makeup for the bookends of this film? Has Connery’s butt ever looked better on screen? And wow, what a WILD—for the sake of the widow's son! This episode is for subscribers only. To access the full show, along with a massive library of exclusive bonus content you can't get anywhere else, sign up for our Patreon!
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S13: On-Screen Live! 2.27.23 Cocaine Bear Chat, The Pope's Exorcist Trailer Reaction & More!
1 mars 2023 |
42 min
On this edition of On-Screen Live!, the guys are going over the weekend Box Office numbers (including Quantumania's hard fall in week 2); reacting to the trailers for the new Russell Crowe horror film The Pope's Exorcist and Netflix's Arnold action comedy, FUBAR; chatting about Cocaine Bear, and more!
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S13 Ep661: 3 Ninjas
28 februari 2023 |
105 min
On this week’s episode, the guys are chatting about the obnoxious Kid Power triumph, 3 Ninjas! Is there an unrated version of this movie that’s more violent? Like where Tum-Tum gives a guy a Colombian Neck Tie or something? How terrible is the score to this film? And is this grandfather trying to raise an army of little domestic terrorists? PLUS: Couldn’t we get a Snyder/Grandpa in-the-early-days movie?
3 Ninjas stars Michael Treanor, Max Elliot Slade, Chad Power, Rand Kingsley, Alan McRae, Margarita Franco, Joel Swetow, Kate Sargeant, Professor Toru Tanaka, Patrick Labyorteaux, and Victor Wong as Grandpa; directed by Jon Turteltaub.
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S13: On-Screen Live! 2.20.23 Quantumania Reactions, Marlowe Fever & the 2023 Listener Request Drawing!
22 februari 2023 |
50 min
On this week's On-Screen Live!, the guys are giving their thoughts on the weekend Box Office, Marvel's Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania, Liam Neeson in Marlowe, checking in on this first episode of the new Star Trek: Picard season, as well as doing the official drawing for the 2023 Listener Request Month selections!
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S13 Ep660: My Bloody Valentine (1981)
21 februari 2023 |
116 min
On this week’s episode, the guys keep the Valentine’s celebration going with an unofficial WLM all about 1981’s My Bloody Valentine!
How incredible is that Hollis fella? Was the town really going to fold if they didn’t have that Valentine’s Day dance? Couldn’t the kids have just brought packs of hot dogs to the town bar instead of the mining office’s commissary? How disorganized was that mental hospital? Does the neon lighting cheapen Valentine Bluffs’ town welcome sign? And did playing the video game Pong fuel Mark David Chapman’s night of terror back in 1980? PLUS: At least 15 minutes spent throughout the episode talking about, you guessed it, hot dogs!
My Bloody Valentine stars Paul Kelman, Lori Hallier, Neil Affleck, Alf Humphreys, Cynthia Dale, Helene Udy, Don Francks, Patricia Hamilton, Larry Reynolds, and Keith Knight as Hollis; directed by George Mihalka.
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S13: On-Screen Live! 2.13.23 Magic Mike's Last Dance Takes the Box Office, The Flash trailer reaction & more!
15 februari 2023 |
38 min
On this week's On-Screen Live! the guys are talking about Magic Mike's Last Dance taking the weekend Box Office, along with Knock at the Cabin's tragic fall, and reactions to several trailers that dropped during or around the Big Game, including Fast X, The Flash, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3, Creed III, and more!
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S13 Ep659: Sleepless in Seattle
14 februari 2023 |
115 min
On this episode, the guys are celebrating Valentine’s Day by chatting about the beloved 90’s rom-com, Sleepless in Seattle! Would this movie have benefitted from some kind of body count? Is Meg Ryan’s character tanking this newspaper’s expense account policy with this stalking scheme? And’s does that little boy sound like Tom Waits? PLUS: A survey of Revolutionary War-era sex toys!
Sleepless in Seattle stars Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan, Ross Malinger, Bill Pullman, Rita Wilson, Victor Garber, David Hyde Pierce, Frances Conroy, and Rosie O’Donnell as Becky; directed by Nora Ephron.
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S13: On-Screen Live! 2.06.23 Knock at the Cabin, the Mafia Mamma Trailer, the DCU Announcement & more!
8 februari 2023 |
55 min
On this week's On-Screen Live!, the guys are chatting about M. Night Shyamalan's Knock at the Cabin, reacting to the trailer for the Toni Collette comedy, Mafia Mamma, going over James Gunn's major DCU announcements, looking at 80 For Brady box office success, and more!
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S13 Ep658: R.I.P.D.
7 februari 2023 |
114 min
On this episode, the guys are chatting about an absolute duketastrophe of a comic book adaptation, R.I.P.D.! What kind of a deal did Ryan Reynolds make with The Devil? Is this proof that Jeff Bridges can be a delight in anything? How hard was this thing trying to be Men in Black? And wow, how horrendous is all the CGI here? Woof. PLUS: After the success of Barbarian, can Richard Brake go to a hardware store anymore?
R.I.P.D. stars Jeff Bridges, Ryan Reynolds, Kevin Bacon, Mary-Louise Parker, Stephanie Szostak, Marisa Miller, Devin Ratray, Mike O’Malley, and Hollywood legend, James Hong as… Nick’s Avatar; directed by Robert Schwentke.
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S13: WLM - The Big Lebowski (PREVIEW)
3 februari 2023 |
5 min
On this month’s We ❤️ Movies, the guys are chatting about one of the all-time great films of the 1990s, The Big Lebowski!
Lebowski is one of those movies where a new detail, joke, or moment is discovered with every re-watch. Has John Goodman ever been better? Can massive cult fandom destroy a—OVER THE LINE! This episode is for subscribers only. To access the full show, along with hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, head over to our Patreon and sign up today!
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S13: On-Screen Live! 1.30.23: Oscar Noms, INFINITY POOL, Sundance '23, PATHAAN's box office & more!
1 februari 2023 |
49 min
On this edition of On-Screen Live!, the guys are reacting to last Tuesday's Oscar nominations, doing a quick check-in on what just played at Sundance, chatting about Brandon Cronenberg's Infinity Pool, reacting to the Succession season 4 trailer, and taking a look at the box office success of Pathaan!
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S13 Ep656: Black Adam
31 januari 2023 |
134 min
On this episode, the guys are suffering through the failed hierarchical power shift in the DCU that is, Black Adam! Did anyone in this movie care that they were making it? Why did the writers think it was a good idea to jam four additional superheroes we’d never met into the same film in which we’re also introduced to Black Adam? And what—in all that is holy—was with those terrible needle drops? PLUS: All hail the mighty, INTERGANG!
Black Adam stars Dwayne Johnson, Aldis Hodge, Noah Centineo, Sara Shahi, Quintessa Swindell, Marwan Kenzari, Bodhi Sabongui, and Pierce Brosnan as Dr. Fate; directed by Jaume Collet-Serra.
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S13: On-Screen Live! 1.23.23: Scream VI & Mando season 3 trailer reactions, discussions of Sick & The Last of Us, and more!
25 januari 2023 |
40 min
On this week's On-Screen Live!, the guys were chatting about this weekend's box office numbers, including Sony's new film Missing which entered the Top 5, watching and reacting to the trailers for Scream VI and the new season of The Mandalorian, and reviewing some current film & television releases including Skinamarink, Sick, and The Last of Us.
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S13 Ep655: Halloween Ends
24 januari 2023 |
133 min
On this episode, the guys go back to Haddonfield one more time to chat about the conclusion of David Gordon Green’s (overly?) ambitious horror trilogy, Halloween Ends! Should they have front-loaded the film with Michael and Laurie and gotten them out of the way first, instead of leaving it for last? How fabulous do the kills continue to be in these more recent films? And yikes, Cory getting bullied by the marching band kids is pretty hilarious! PLUS: Heed this film’s warning and never, ever turn off a screening of John Carpenter’s The Thing mid-way through!
Halloween Ends stars Jamie Lee Curtis, Andi Matichak, Rohan Campbell, Will Patton, Michael Barbieri, Destiny Mone, Joey Harris, Marteen, Michele Dawson, Keraun Harris, Kyle Richards, Jaxon Goldberg, and James Jude Courtney as The Shape; directed by David Gordon Green.
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S13: WHM Mail Bag 1.19.23 - Car Accidents, Star Trek Cruises, and Somebody's Watching Steve!
20 januari 2023 |
71 min
We're opening up the Mail Bag for the first time in 2023!
On the latest edition of WHM Mail Bag, the gang was live-streaming on the WHM YouTube channel, answering fan questions from the chat, telling random stories, and yes, reading fan letters on the air that they selected from the about-to-burst Mail Bag, including: a fella who nearly killed himself while driving and listening to WHM (a legit hazard, btw, please use caution), another person who acted like a total coward in a haunted hedge maze, a woman bothering Star Trek's Michael Dorn on a cruise, and one little old lady getting tossed around violently in a horrendous Regal 4DX screening!
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S13 Ep654: Uncharted
17 januari 2023 |
109 min
On this week’s episode, the guys are chatting about the super-dud video game adaptation, Uncharted! What were those little kids planning to do if they actually stole the map? Will Tom Holland ever believably play a grown man? And what in the world was with that Negroni joke? PLUS: A fight scene in a Papa John’s? Come on…
Uncharted stars Tom Holland, Mark Wahlberg, Sophia Ali, Tati Gabrielle, Steven Waddington, and Antonio Banderas as Santiago Moncada; directed by Ruben Fleischer.
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S13: On-Screen Live! 1.16.23 Renfield, Evil Dead Rise trailer reactions, Skinamarink Box Office chat, and M3gan and Plane discussions
16 januari 2023 |
39 min
Picking up where they left off at the New York Film Festival, the gang is pleased to present On-Screen Live! in its new, weekly format: a quick, half-hour (if we're lucky) lunch time (Mondays @ 12pm/et) live-streamed chat sesh about all-things entertainment, including box office numbers, trailer reactions, what we're looking forward to seeing in the coming weeks, TV shows we're watching, movies we caught in-theaters or otherwise over the weekend, guest interviews, Blu-ray & 4K UHD round-ups, and more!
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S13 Ep653: Jurassic World: Dominion
10 januari 2023 |
107 min
On this episode, the gang dodges atrociraptors and swats down gigantic locusts while chatting about the truly sad and terrible trilogy conclusion, Jurassic World: Dominion! Why couldn’t the film have had the guts to kill off some of these legacy characters? Why are we focusing on so much non-dinosaur story elements like corn seed, Clone Girl, and those dreadful locusts? And bringing back Dodgson? Really? PLUS: Coming this spring to ITV, the next docutainment sensation, My Dinosaur Bride!
Jurassic World: Dominion stars Chris Pratt, Bryce Dallas Howard, Laura Dern, Sam Neill, Jeff Goldblum, DeWanda Wise, Mamoudou Athie, Isabella Sermon, Campbell Scott, Omar Sy, and BD Wong as Dr. Henry Wu; directed by Colin Trevorrow.
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S13 Ep652: WLM - Top Gun: Maverick (PREVIEW)
6 januari 2023 |
5 min
This month on We ❤️ Movies, we’re talking a blue streak about one of the best Hollywood blockbusters of (at least) the last decade, and one of the best films of last year, Top Gun: Maverick! How refreshing was it to see all of these real-deal sequences caught on film? Couldn’t we have had a few more scenes with—whoa there! This episode is for subscribers only. To access the full show, along with hours and hours of exclusive content you can't get anywhere else!
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S13 Ep651: Moonfall
3 januari 2023 |
115 min
On the first episode of 2023, the gang is ringing in the new year with a convo about an absolutely ridiculous flop from 2022, the totally zany Moonfall! Why couldn’t we get more wild collateral damage kills like in previous Emmerich films? Is a Lexus really the best car for the apocalypse? And how hilarious was that rocket vandalism? PLUS: George Bailey tries to stop the moon fall, but gets his consciousness sucked into the A.I.!
Moonfall stars Halle Berry, Patrick Wilson, John Bradley, Charlie Plummer, Kelly Yu, Michael Peña, and Donald Sutherland as Holdenfield; directed by Roland Emmerich.
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S13 Ep650: Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (with Chelsea Jupin)
27 december 2022 |
143 min
On our final episode of 2022, the gang welcomes Chelsea Jupin back to the show to chat about the beloved, Christmas cookie-cutter sequel, Home Alone 2: Lost in New York!
How successful of an arms dealer must Uncle Rob McCallister be to afford this Upper West Side townhouse? Would it have been a better movie if the hotel staff entirely replaced the Sticky Bandits? Why couldn’t they mix up the story a little bit so it’s not just a carbon copy of part one set in NYC? And what’s with that Uncle Frank crotch comment? PLUS: Snooty UWS residents band together Spider-Man-style to fight the holiday evil that is Kevin McCallister!
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York stars Macaulay Culkin, Joe Pesci, Daniel Stern, Catherine O’Hara, John Heard, Kieran Culkin, Tim Curry, Brenda Fricker, Eddie Bracken, Dana Ivey, Sweet Robbie Schneider, and Gerry Bamman as Uncle Frank; directed by Chris Columbus.
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S13: Once In A Lifetime #11 "A Christmas Prince" (PREVIEW)
22 december 2022 |
5 min
On this installment of our Lifetime Movie re-cap journey, we're taking a break from the big L network and heading to Netflix for a discussion about the cheesy, ridiculous film, A Christmas Prince!
How embarrassing is this cartoon father character? How hilarious is it whenever these movies make up a fake European country? Why does Aldovia conduct all their official monarchy business right at—HEY NOW! This episode is for citizens of Aldovia and WHM Patreon subscribers only! To instantly access the full show, along with hours and hours of exclusive WHM content you can't get anywhere else, head over to our Patreon and sign up today!
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S13 Ep649: Christmas with the Kranks
20 december 2022 |
122 min
This week on the program, the gang is having Christmas celebrations shoved down their throats while talking about Christmas with the Kranks! Why is Tim Allen jacked in this movie? How sad is it seeing Jamie Lee Curtis doing grocery store pratfalls? And will someone tell these goddamn neighbors to mind their own business?! PLUS: Tim Allen as Bane? It could work!
Christmas with the Kranks stars Tim Allen, Jamie Lee Curtis, Dan Aykroyd, M. Emmet Walsh, Erik Per Sullivan, Cheech Marin, Jake Busey, Tom Poston, Caroline Rhea, Felicity Huffman, and Austin Pendleton as ‘Umbrella’ Santa; directed by Joe Roth.
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S13 Ep648: Avatar
13 december 2022 |
131 min
On this week’s episode, the gang gets into the holiday spirt with… what’s that say? Avatar? Sure, why not? We’re talking about Avatar! How incredible is the look of, well, everything on Pandora? How outrageous is Stephen Lang’s Colonel villain? Did Sigourney Weaver’s character have to get that t-shirt custom made or what? How bad does that avatar aquarium tank smell? And why in the world did they clip that tail sex scene in some places? PLUS: Per 'Jigsaw' Jim Cameron, Costas Mandylor to direct Avatar 7!
Avatar stars Sam Worthington, Zoe Saldaña, Sigourney Weaver, Stephen Lang, Michelle Rodriguez, Giovanni Ribisi, Joel David Moore, CCH Pounder, Wes Studi, Laz Alonso, and Dileep Rao as Dr. Max Patel; directed by James Cameron.
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S13 Ep647: WLM - True Lies (PREVIEW)
8 december 2022 |
6 min
On this month’s We ❤️ Movies episode, the guys are chatting about the Arnold-does-Bond spy thriller, True Lies! How great is Tom Arnold in this movie? Did they honestly think they could get away with portraying—WHOA! The bridge is out and this episode is for subscribers only! To access this full show, along with hundreds of hours of exclusive bonus content, head over to our Patreon and sign up today!
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S13 Ep646: Rocky V (Live in Philadelphia)
6 december 2022 |
104 min
Recorded 4.27.22 at the Punchline Philly in Philadelphia, PA
On this episode, it’s the out-RAGEOUS live show from Philly the guys did at the start of this year where they’re talking about the incredibly sad, Christmas-ish-set sequel, Rocky V! Written by Sly himself, shouldn’t the producers have honored his wishes and kept in the original ending with Rocky getting beaten to death in the street? How is Paulie not murdered by the entire family after this financial fiasco? Why didn’t Rocky think to do commercials in Japan or sell that robot to the military for cash? And is the Italian Stallion going back into his son’s room and checking out that sexy doodle of the French teacher again? PLUS: What if Paulie was possessed by the demon Pazuzu from The Exorcist?!
Rocky V stars Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire, Burt Young, Sage Stallone, Tommy Morrison, Richard Gant, Tony Burton, Kevin Connolly, and. Burgess Meredith as The Ghost of Mickey; directed by John Avildsen.
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S13 Ep645: Bram Stoker's Dracula
29 november 2022 |
107 min
On this episode, the gang closes out We ❤️ Movies month with a banger episode on Francis Ford Coppola’s Bram Stoker’s Dracula! In the last great Coppola film, how incredible is it that they went so balls-to-the-wall with the sets, costumes, score, performances, cinematography, transitions, practical effects, et cetera? Does Sir Anthony Hopkins think he decided on doing a single accent in this movie or does he know it's three at once? How about that werewolf sex scene? And how cool are Dracula’s Gen-X sunglasses? PLUS: Introducing Professor Abraham Van Helsing and his noble Army of Dudes!
Bram Stoker's Dracula stars Gary Oldman, Winona Ryder, Anthony Hopkins, Keanu Reeves, Richard E. Grant, Cary Elwes, Billy Campbell, Sadie Frost, Monica Bellucci, and Tom Waits as Renfield; directed by Francis Ford Coppola.
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S13 Ep643: Point Break (with Will Menaker & Matt Christman of Chapo Trap House)
22 november 2022 |
97 min
On this episode, the guys welcome Will Menaker and Matt Christman from Chapo Trap House to chat about the absolute best surfer/cop action/drama, Point Break! What kind of a name is that to give Busey’s character? How terrible is Johnny Utah at going undercover? Should a 50 year-old man eat two meatball sandwiches before noon? How hilarious is Busey’s wardrobe? Is Utah the worst cop ever put to film? PLUS: It is high time we free Kathryn Bigelow from Movie Jail!
Point Break stars Patrick Swayze, Keanu Reeves, Lori Petty, John C. McGinley, James Le Gros, John Philbin, Bojesse Christopher, Lee Tergesen, Anthony Kiedis, and Gary Busey as Angelo Pappas; directed by Kathryn Bigelow.
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S13 Ep643: Hannibal (PREVIEW)
17 november 2022 |
6 min
This month, on the patrons-only We HATE Movies selection, the guys are flipping the script to present an episode on the Rotten Rid extravaganza, Hannibal! Why doesn’t Lecter chow down on a single person in this “bigger and better” sequel? Couldn’t they have found anyone more appropriate to—HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, CLARICE! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, along with hours and hours of exclusive bonus content you can't get anywhere else, head over to our Patreon and sign up today!
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S13 Ep642: The Royal Tenenbaums
15 november 2022 |
125 min
On this episode, the gang chats about one of Wes Anderson’s best, the beloved family dramedy, The Royal Tenenbaums! How fantastic is all the storybook New York stuff? How many commercial V.O. gigs did this movie get Alec Baldwin? Don’t we all wish we had a javalina mounted in our house? Is “Wigwam” the worst Dylan song? How do you let a bird get kidnapped from your set? And wowza, how out-of-this-world are Anjelica Huston and Gene Hackman together? PLUS: A line of Owen Wilson movie-specific porno parodies? Sign us up!
The Royal Tenenbaums stars Gene Hackman, Anjelica Huston, Ben Stiller, Gwyneth Paltrow, Luke Wilson, Owen Wilson, Bill Murray, Seymour Cassel, Kumar Pallana, Alec Baldwin, and Danny Glover as Henry Sherman; directed by Wes Anderson.
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S13: Star Trek: The Motion Picture (PREVIEW)
10 november 2022 |
7 min
On this very special WLM edition of The Nexus, the guys are chatting about the most overlooked and under-watched Trek film, Star Trek: The Motion Picture!
How amazingly (and eagerly) does Kirk totally screw over that turd, Captain Decker? Would Lieutenant Commander Sonak still be alive if Kirk hadn't bogarted the transporter controls and just let Rand do her job? Has there been better model work in any other Trek movie? And can we please bring back—RED ALERT! This episode is for subscribers only. To access the full show, along with hours and hours of exclusive content you cannot get anywhere else, hop over to our Patreon and sign up today!
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S13 Ep641: Thief (with Jamelle Bouie)
8 november 2022 |
131 min
On this week’s WLM episode, the gang welcomes back friend of the show, New York Times columnist and co-host of the Unclear and Present Danger podcast, Jamelle Bouie to chat about the fantastic crime drama, Thief! Does anyone else put process on screen like this, and is it even half as interesting as when Michael Mann does it? How incredible are Jim Belushi’s Hawaiian shirts in this movie? And does this film contain the best shotgun death in all of cinema? PLUS: How many real-life deadbeats can YOU count in the background?
Thief stars James Caan, Tuesday Weld, Robert Prosky, James Belushi, Tom Signorelli, Dennis Farina, John Santucci, and Willie Nelson as Okla; directed by Michael Mann.
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S13 Ep640: North by Northwest
1 november 2022 |
133 min
On this episode, our We Love Movies month kicks off with a ridiculous dissection of the stone-cold classic, North by Northwest! With all his running around, how many opportunities does Roger Thornhill have to bathe throughout this movie? Is it possible to watch this start to finish without wanting a cocktail? And how realistic is it for someone to try and kill a guy by hitting him with a plane in a corn field? PLUS: Roger Thornhill meets the Men in Black!
North by Northwest stars Cary Grant, Eva Marie Saint, James Mason, Jessie Royce Landis, Leo G. Carroll, Adam Williams, and Martin Landau as Leonard; directed by Alfred Hitchcock.
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S13 Ep639: Leprechaun 2 (with James A. Janisse and Chelsea Rebecca of Dead Meat)
25 oktober 2022 |
118 min
On the terrifying conclusion of the 2022 Halloween Spooktacular, the guys welcome back friends of the show, James A. Janisse and Chelsea Rebecca from Dead Meat to chat about the outrageous (and superior to the original) sequel, Leprechaun 2! What’s the deal with Leprechaun’s man servant he’s had with him for centuries? How creepy is his “Wedding Chamber” he stashes the girl inside? And dear lord, weren’t there any other actors to play these kids? PLUS: Did the Leprechaun sink the Titanic?
Leprechaun 2 stars Warwick Davis, Charlie Heath, Shevonne Durkin, Adam Biesk, James Lancaster, Clint Howard, Jimmy Robertson, Al White, Tony Cox, and Sandy Baron as Morty; directed by Rodman Flender.
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S13: WHM Mail Bag 10.24.22
25 oktober 2022 |
63 min
On this exciting edition of the WHM Mail Bag, the guys are reading letters about terrible teachers, disgusting movie promotional material, and one of the worst liars to ever live. Plus, ALL November WLM content is revealed, including special Patreon material! And that's not all! We even start things off with an all-new VHS Trailer Game!
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S13 Ep638: The Exorcist III
18 oktober 2022 |
119 min
On this episode, the 2022 Halloween Spooktacular goes back to the Catholic Horror realm with the outrageous sequel, The Exorcist III! Has George C. Scott ever played a more unhinged powder keg of a character? Has Dourif ever been better on-screen? And what kind of maniac goes and sees It’s a Wonderful Life 37 times in theaters? PLUS: George C. Scott gleefully recommends his ex-wife for the role of The Devil!
The Exorcist III stars George C. Scott, Ed Flanders, Brad Dourif, Jason Miller, Nicol Williamson, Scott Wilson, Nancy Fish, George DiCenzo, Grand L. Bush, Mary Jackson, Tracy Thorne, and Harry Carey Jr. as Father Kanavan; directed by William Peter Blatty.
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S13 Ep637: Halloween II (1981)
11 oktober 2022 |
111 min
On this episode, the 2022 Halloween Spooktacular keeps rolling through Franchise Town as the gang chats about the 1981 slasher sequel, Halloween II! How delightfully unhinged is Loomis in this one? Do we see that EMT’s taint in the hot tub? How hilarious is the comedy duo of Brackett and Loomis? And was that really the best wig the costume department could find? PLUS: Loomis freaks out at a movie theater concession stand!
Halloween II stars Jamie Lee Curtis, Donald Pleasance, Charles Cyphers, Jeffrey Kramer, Lance Guest, Pamela Susan Shoop, Hunter von Leer, Leo Rossi, Gloria Gifford, Tawny Moyer, Ana Alicia, Ford Rainey, Cliff Emmich, Nancy Stephens, and Dick Warlock as The Shape; directed by Rick Rosenthal.
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S13 Ep636: WLM - Halloween (1978) (PREVIEW)
6 oktober 2022 |
9 min
On this month's spooktacular WLM, the guys are chatting about one of their all-time faves, John Carpenter's OG Halloween! How drunkenly annoying is Loomis to anyone and everyone he encounters in the film? How much butter did Annie spill on her shirt to necessitate doing laundry? And how many of these Haddonfield parents are—LONNIE! GET YOUR ASS AWAY FROM THERE! THIS EPISODE IS FOR SUBSCRIBERS ONLY! To instantly access the full-length ep on Halloween '78, along with countless hours of additional exclusive content, click over to our Patreon and sign up today!
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S13 Ep635: Hellraiser: Bloodline
4 oktober 2022 |
108 min
On this episode, the 2022 Halloween Spooktacular kicks into high gear as the gang chats about the ridiculous sequel, Hellraiser: Bloodline! Why bother with this terrible future-set framing device? Couldn’t we get a little more Adam Scott for our buck? And where in the HELL is Butterball!?! PLUS: Be sure you select the Demon-o’s Delivery Insurance when ordering all your demons and souls online!
Hellraiser: Bloodline stars Bruce Ramsay, Valentina Vargas, Charlotte Chatton, Adam Scott, Kim Myers, Mickey Cottrell, Courtland Mead, Louis Mustillo, and Doug Bradley as Pinhead; directed by Kevin Yagher (as Alan Smithee).
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S13 Ep634: Disturbing Behavior (with Angelica Jade Bastién)
27 september 2022 |
121 min
On this week’s episode, the gang welcomes back long-time friend of the show, Angelica Jade Bastién to chat about the ridiculous, sci-fi teen thriller, Disturbing Behavior! What’s with this obnoxious UV character and all his hype man stuff? How stupid was MGM thinking they could mindlessly strip 40 minutes out of this movie and have it still make sense? And why can’t we get any career justice for James Marsden? PLUS: The return of our beloved Egg Lawyer, this time playing Egg Principal!
Disturbing Behavior stars James Marsden, Katie Holmes, Nick Stahl, Bruce Greenwood, Steve Railsback, Katharine Isabelle, Ethan Embry, and William Sadler as Dorian Newberry; directed by David Nutter.
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S13 Ep633: Shrek Forever After
20 september 2022 |
103 min
This week on We Hate Movies, the guys are ready to go play in the mud one more time as they talk about the FOURTH installment in the beloved, flatulent, animated franchise, Shrek Forever After! Why have a gigantic goose in your fairy tale movie if you’re not going to have it lay a golden egg? Why does this movie start like a Cassavetes drama? And did they really pull an It’s a Wonderful Life for this fourth film? PLUS: Shrek reviews the film adaptation of Room!
Shrek Forever After stars Mike Myers, Cameron Diaz, Eddie Murphy, Antonio Banderas, Julie Andrew, John Cleese, Walt Dohrn, Jane Lynch, Craig Robinson, Lake Bell, Kathy Griffin, Mary Kay Place, Kristen Schaal, Meredith Vieira, Larry King, Ryan Seacrest, and Jon Hamm as Brogan; directed by Mike Mitchell.
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S13 Ep632: Stone Cold (with Josh Lewis)
13 september 2022 |
120 min
On this week's episode, this title may be on the H feed, but it’s a total WLM as the guys welcome back friend of the show Josh Lewis, from the Sleazoids podcast to help spread the word about the totally under-seen action classic, Stone Cold! How great is this cold open in the grocery store? Was The Boz’s mullet designed by NASA? And just marvel at this wild helicopter stunt at the end! PLUS: The film features one of the most disgusting smoothies we’ve seen since End of Days!
Stone Cold stars Brian ‘The Boz’ Bosworth, William Forsythe, Arabella Holzbog, Sam McMurray, Richard Gant, Evan James, Paulo Tocha, David Tress, and Lance Henriksen as Chains; directed by Craig R. Baxley.
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S13 Ep631: Nothing But Trouble
6 september 2022 |
125 min
On the season 13 premiere of We Hate Movies, the chicken comes home to roost as the guys are, thanks to Chris’s VHS Trailer Game victory, forced to talk about the colossal, Dan Aykroyd-directed failure, Nothing But Trouble! Why is it just the two shots with the dick nose? Why did WB let Danny take the helm instead of cancelling the project outright? And what is going on with the giant babies? PLUS: The exciting reveal of Chris Cabin’s VHS Trailer Game victory Cameo!
Nothing But Trouble stars Chevy Chase, Demi Moore, Dan Aykroyd, John Candy, Valri Bromfield, Taylor Negron, Bertila Damas, Daniel Baldwin, Peter Aykroyd, and Brian Doyle-Murray; directed by Dan Aykroyd.
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S13 Ep630: WLM - The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (PREVIEW)
1 september 2022 |
5 min
On this month’s WLM, the gang is chatting about the fantastic second installment of one of the greatest film trilogies of all time, The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers!
In the extended edition, how hilarious are all the additional Christopher Lee puttering around his house scenes? Has Ian McKellen been any better than his transformation from Gandalf the Gray to Gandalf the White? And how great does Aragorn—WHOA THERE, little hobbit, this episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, along with hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, head over to our Patreon and sign up today!
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S12 Ep629: Footloose (Live in Nashville)
30 augusti 2022 |
91 min
Recorded live at City Winery, November 21, 2021, in Nashville, TN
This week on the program, the guys have one more week to soak up the sun before the start of season 13, so they're releasing their hilarious show on Footloose, recorded live in the great city of Nashville! Why did this town think to outlaw dancing, but not drunk driving? Is this the most handsome Chris Penn ever looked on screen? And how about that wild opening foot montage? PLUS: Eric tells us all about the time he saw John Lithgow's naked behind!
Footloose stars Kevin Bacon, Lori Singer, John Lithgow, Dianne Wiest, Chris Penn, John Laughlin, and Sarah Jessica Parker as Rusty; directed by Herbert Ross.
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S12 Ep628: Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot (Live in D.C.)
23 augusti 2022 |
91 min
Recorded live at the D.C. Improv, April 26, 2022, in Washington D.C.
The days are getting shorter and the summer is winding down, but the guys are still kicking their feet up at the beach, so this week they’re releasing their outrageous live show on Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot! How weird is this mother/son relationship between Stallone and Getty? How many Jurassic Park victims can you shove into one movie? And what in the WORLD is with all the pineapple? PLUS: Estelle Getty convinces some of Gotham’s biggest supervillains to end it all!
Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot stars Sylvester Stallone, Estelle Getty, JoBeth Williams, Martin Ferrero, and Roger Rees as Parnell; directed by Roger Spottiswoode.
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S12: Once In A Lifetime #9 "The Wrong Roommate" (PREVIEW)
18 augusti 2022 |
5 min
On this edition of our Lifetime movie chat show, we're talking about the outrageous, nearly Vivica A. Fox-less thriller, The Wrong Roommate! This wild movie, from A Talking Cat!?! auteur David DeCoteau, features Vivica A. Fox as a detective cold on the trail, a handsome stud who may be interested in teenage girls, and Eric Roberts as a—whoa there! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, along with hours upon hours of exclusive bonus content, head over to our Patreon and sign up today!
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S12: WHM Mail Bag 8.17.22
18 augusti 2022 |
61 min
On this edition of WHM Mail Bag, we're reading some unhinged letters AND announcing new tour dates for the fall! As we opened the mail bag last night, letters flew out about encountering The Dice-man buying CDs to copulate to, a nerd freaking out about not seeing an X-Men Origins: Wolverine trailer, an American Pie actor playing Nickelback covers, someone's dad creating Minions, and more!
PLUS: Don't miss out on our fall shows when we hit Denver, Salt Lake City, Phoenix, and, making our CANADIAN debut, Toronto! Head over to our website to buy tickets now—Toronto, your tix are going on sale next week, so stay tuned, we'll let you know!
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S12 Ep627: Under Siege (Live in Charlotte)
16 augusti 2022 |
106 min
Recorded live at the Comedy Zone, November 18, 2021, in Charlotte, NC
Still grilling on the beach and pounding margaritas on vacation, this week the guys are releasing their outrageous live episode on the total Dadfernoon classic, Under Siege! How fabulous is Gary Busey's drag routine? Why is this captain insisting on having a surprise party? And did Poppy Bush's re-election campaign strategically get him that cameo at the beginning of the film? PLUS: What if Gary Busey auditioned for Han Solo!?!
Under Siege stars Steven Seagal, Gary Busey, Tommy Lee Jones, Erika Eleniak, Damian Chapa, Troy Evans, Patrick O'Neal, Glenn Morshower, Bernie Casey, Raymond Cruz, and Lee Hinton as. Cue Ball; directed by Andrew Davis.
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S12 Ep626: WLM - Robocop (1987) [PREVIEW]
11 augusti 2022 |
8 min
On this month's WLM, the guys are chatting about one of the absolute best films about a dead guy who gets turned into a robot, Paul Verhoeven's Robocop! Has there been a smarmier, nastier villain than the great Kurtwood Smith's portrayal of Clarence Boddicker? How great are all the interstitial TV bits? And why have we, as a society, moved so far away from—FREEZE, CREEP! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, along with hours, upon hours of exclusive WHM content, head over to our Patreon and sign up today!
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S12 Ep625: Robocop 3 (Live in Detroit)
9 augusti 2022 |
124 min
Recorded live at the Majestic Theatre, October 16, 2021, in Detroit, MI
On this week's show, the guys are still on vacation, so they are once again unlocking the WHM vault present to you this super-fun show from last year where the topic of conversation was the crummy sequel, Robocop 3! Why did they need to add rockets and make Murphy fly? Shouldn't this film have just been about Robocop training the next generation of robotic law enforcement? And should Murphy really have been filming Lewis's death like that? PLUS: The exciting, nail-biting finale of the VHS TRAILER GAME!
Robocop 3 stars Robert John Burke, Nancy Allen, Mario Machado, Remy Ryan, Rip Torn, John Castle, CCH Pounder, Stephen Root, Daniel von Bargen, Stanley Anderson, and screen legend Mako as Kanemitsu; directed by Fred Dekker.
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S12 Ep624: Escape Plan (Live in Boston)
2 augusti 2022 |
93 min
Recorded live at Laugh Boston, April 24, 2022 in Boston, Massachusetts
WHM may be on vacation, but the laughs keep coming! On this episode, it's the live show where we made our triumphant return to Beantown to talk about the Sylvester Stallone/Arnold Schwarzenegger team-up film, Heat for Morons—er, Escape Plan! Why did we need to see Sly break out of a completely unrelated prison at the beginning? How many people work for Stallone's jail security firm and is it more than three? And wow, did that Arnold "vegetarian" line drop like a sack of rocks! PLUS: Angry Divorced Guy feuds with his salty, Armenian landlady!
Escape Plans stars Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, Curtis '50 Cent' Jackson, Vincent D'Onofrio, Jim Caviezel, Amy Ryan, Faran Tahir, Vinnie Jones, and, for some reason, Sam Neill as Dr. Kyrie; directed by Michael Håfström.
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S12 Ep623: The Lost Boys
26 juli 2022 |
122 min
On this episode, the guys wrap up season 12 with an unofficial We Love Movies episode about Joel Schumacher's The Lost Boys! How great is it seeing all the fantastic camera effects on display? Was wardrobe getting any cooler in this movie than Edward Herrmann's hyper-80s threads? And is there a better blackout line in horror? PLUS: Larry the Cable Guy remakes Manchester by the Sea!
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The Lost Boys stars Jason Patric, Kiefer Sutherland, Corey Haim, Dianne Wiest, Corey Feldman, Jami Gertz, Edward Herrrmann, Jamison Newlander, Billy Wirth, Brook McCarter, and Alex Winter as Marko; directed by Joel Schumacher.
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S12 Ep622: American Pie
19 juli 2022 |
152 min
On this episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza goes back to the turn of the century as the guys chat about the big box comedy that kickstarted the Y2K-era boob comedy boom, American Pie! How horrendous is all the 1998 clothing here? Did everyone always recognize how obnoxious Kevin is as a character? And whatever happened to the other MILF guy? PLUS: The Queen becomes roomies with John Wayne in Hell!
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American Pie stars Jason Biggs, Chris Klein, Thomas Ian Nicholas, Tara Reid, Shannon Elizabeth, Alyson Hannigan, Sean William Scott, Mena Suvari, Eddie Kaye Thomas, Natasha Lyonne, John Cho, and Jennifer Coolidge as Stifler's Mom; directed by Paul & Chris Weitz.
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S12 Ep621: Clash of the Titans (2010)
12 juli 2022 |
107 min
On this episode, the 2022 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza puts on its sandals and raises its sword to the sky as we chat about 2010's Clash of the Titans!
Why is it that every monster in this movie had to be as big as a house, meanwhile most of Harryhausen's 1981 monsters are much smaller and way more terrifying? Why did we have to make this an edge lord revenge film instead of a fantasy/romance adventure? And did Ralph Fiennes really think he could play Hades just like he played Voldemort and no one would notice? PLUS: Much talk about Desmond Davis's totally kick-ass, original film from 1981!
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Clash of the Titans stars Sam Worthington, Liam Neeson, Ralph Fiennes, Jason Flemyng, Gemma Arterton, Alexa Davalos, Mads Mikkelsen, Luke Evans, Liam Cunningham, and Nicholas Hoult; directed by Louis Leterrier.
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S12 Ep620: WLM - Iron Man 3 (PREVIEW)
8 juli 2022 |
6 min
On this month's WLM, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza once again spills over onto the Patreon feed as we discuss one of the all-time great MCU films, Shane Black's Iron Man 3! How thrilling is it to have such a "small" story for this film, a welcomed shift from all the universe-ending Avengers-related stuff? Is the Air Force One rescue scene the best Iron Man action sequence we've seen to date? And wow, did we really need to see how much of a cokehead Happy—HEY NOW! This WLM episode is for subscribers only! To instantly access the full show, along with hours and hours of exclusive bonus content you can't get anywhere else, click over to our Patreon and sign up today!
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S12 Ep619: Thor: The Dark World
5 juli 2022 |
125 min
On this super-powered episode of the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza, we're chatting about the D-grade MCU entry, Thor: The Dark World! Oh, if only they'd resisted the urge to shoehorn Loki into this film after his popularity skyrocketed! Why can't we see more of Asgard (or any of the other realms) and ignore all those Earth fools? And did they absolutely have to make the wonderful Christopher Eccleston act under all that makeup and spit all that fake language for dialogue? PLUS: David Bowie confirms that Moby is definitely not dating Natalie Portman on an all-new episode of David Bowie Updates!
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Thor: The Dark World stars Chris Hemsworth, Natalie Portman, Tom Hiddelston, Stellan Skarsgård, Anthony Hopkins, Christopher Eccleston, Jaimie Alexander, Zachary Levi, Ray Stevenson, Tadanobu Asano, Idris Elba, Adele Akinnuoye-Agbaje, Kat Dennings, Alice Krige, and Rene Russo as Frigga; directed by Alan Taylor.
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S12 Ep618: Despicable Me
28 juni 2022 |
118 min
On this episode, the 2022 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza heads to Toon Town as we chat about the, let's just say, not-for-us sensation, Despicable Me!
Precisely how many other film properties are we borrowing from with all this? Why does no vocal performance here feel inspired in any way whatsoever? And what in the world is with our society's fascination with these Minions? PLUS: How about an episode of beloved cartoon Doug if written by sentient toilet, Scott Adams!?
Despicable Me stars the voices of Steve Carell, Jason Segel, Russell Brand, Julie Andrews, Will Arnett, Kristen Wiig, Miranda Cosgrove, Dana Gaier, and Elsie Fisher; directed by Pierre Coffin and Chris Renaud.
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S12 Ep617: Cats & Dogs
21 juni 2022 |
108 min
On this episode, the 2022 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza gets all fun for the whole family with a polite, not-at-all crude conversation about the 2001 smash hit, Cats & Dogs! Is the CGI better in this film than in any of the prequels? How weird is it hearing Tobey Maguire voice this Aw Shucks gentle puppy? And are we to believe that Jeff Goldblum fathered this WASP child? PLUS: ScarJo and Colin discuss each other’s work!
Cats & Dogs stars Jeff Goldblum, Elizabeth Perkins, Alexander Pollock, and Miriam Margolyes, with the voices of Tobey Maguire, Alec Baldwin, Susan Sarandon, Sean Hayes, Joe Pantoliano, Michael Clarke Duncan, Jon Lovitz, and Charlton Heston; directed by Lawrence Guterman.
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S12 Ep616: The Expendables 2
14 juni 2022 |
110 min
On this week's episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza continues with the guys talking about the over-the-top sequel, The Expendables 2! How great is this cold open? Why did they insist on jamming all those 'cute' nostalgia lines into the script? And why do these kinds of movies treat Eastern Europe like some sort of eerie, faceless, Bermuda Triangle-type place? PLUS: A surprising edition of a popular show segment!
The Expendables 2 stars Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Liam Hemsworth, Nan Yu, Randy Couture, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Terry Crews, Scott Adkins, Charisma Carpenter, and Chuck Norris as 'Booker'; directed by Simon West.
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S12 Ep615: City Slickers
7 juni 2022 |
134 min
On this week's episode, the 2022 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza—a period of time in the WHM schedule where they drop episodes exclusively on bigger, more well-known titles that may or may not have been released in the summer because the release date is actually irrelevant to the title of the series—kicks off with an episode on America's favorite midlife crisis drama/family western comedy, City Slickers! In a sea of good performances, how fantastic is Daniel Stern in this movie? Was Palance's Oscar win for his portrayal of Curly actually a make-good for a role earlier in his career? And what is with these boomers complaining about being able to take luxurious, high-priced vacations each and every year? PLUS: What’s the fantasy order of your human centipede made out of Comic Relief hosts?
City Slickers stars Billy Crystal, Daniel Stern, Bruno Kirby, Jack Palance, Helen Slater, Patricia Wettig, Noble Willingham, Tracey Walter, Josh Mostel, David Paymer, Bill Henderson, Jeffrey Tambor, Phill Lewis, and Yeardley Smith; directed by Ron Underwood.
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S12 Ep614: WLM - Jurassic Park (PREVIEW)
2 juni 2022 |
5 min
On this month's WLM, the guys are chatting about one of the all-time great Steve Spielberg classics, Jurassic Park! How out-of-this-world excellent is this John Williams score? Does it get any better than Goldblum and that open shirt? And would it have killed them to make it just the slightest bit—::DINOSAUR ROAR::! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, along with countless hours of exclusive bonus content you can't get anywhere else, head over to our Patreon and sign up today!
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S12 Ep613: Mortal Kombat (2021)
31 maj 2022 |
122 min
On this week's episode, the gang was live on the Internet a while back chatting about the 2021 Mortal Kombat reboot! Yes, this was the film that had a horrendously animated all-lizard Reptile, a really cool prologue sequence that feels like it's from another (better) movie, someone getting stabbed with their own frozen blood, and, you guessed it, a no-name protagonist that no one in the audience cares about! PLUS: The return of the VHS Trailer Game and a stupid t-shirt contest!
Mortal Kombat (2021) stars Lewis Tan, Jessica McNamee, Josh Lawson, Joe Taslim, Mehcad Brooks, Tadanobu Asano, Chin Han, Ludi Lin, Max Huang, and Hiroyuki Sanada as Scorpion; directed by Simon McQuoid.
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S12: Obi-Pod Kenobi #1 (PREVIEW)
29 maj 2022 |
6 min
On the maiden voyage of our latest Star Wars Universe re-cap show, Obi-Pod Kenobi, we're chatting about the first two parts of the Disney+ limited series!
How great is it to see Ewan McGregor slide back into a role that is far-and-away the best part of the prequels? Why did handsome Sung Kang have to be completely covered in—HULLO THERE! This episode is for subscribers only. To instantly access this show and all future Obi-Pod Kenobi episodes, along with hours, upon hours of exclusive bonus content, head over to our Patreon and sign up today!
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S12 Ep612: Top Gun
24 maj 2022 |
138 min
This week on the program, the gang is having an absolute ball talking about the Tony Scott action classic, Top Gun! How fantastic is it to see the great James Tolkan basically playing Principal Strickland, but in the Navy? Does Kelly McGillis's character live in the same house as Carrot Top and his buddies in Chairman of the Board? And how come we couldn't get a little more Merlin? PLUS: Everyone's favorite pilot, Wolf Man, and his beloved mother, call sign Mamma Mia, chat on the phone every day about the goings on of Maverick!
Top Gun stars Tom Cruise, Kelly McGillis, Anthony Edwards, Val Kilmer, Tom Skerritt, Michael Ironside, James Tolkan, and Meg Ryan; directed by Tony Scott.
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S12 Ep611: A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: The Dream Warriors (Live in Cleveland)
17 maj 2022 |
113 min
Recorded 10.13.21 at Hilarities in Cleveland, OH
On this week's episode, it was the gang's first time back on the road in two years and they were pumped to chat about the totally bonkers slasher sequel, A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: The Dream Warriors! How ridiculous is it that this actor looks exactly like Bill Maher? Why couldn't we get a little more with that eerie Freddy puppet? And why does Larry Fishburne just vanish from the film entirely? PLUS: Check out that sweet Dokken video if you want a super-thorough re-cap of this movie!
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: The Dream Warriors stars Heather Langenkamp, Robert Englund, Craig Wasson, Patricia Arquette, Ken Sagoes, Rodney Eastman, Jennifer Rubin, Bradley Gregg, Ira Heiden, Penelope Sudrow, Priscilla Pointer, Laurence Fishburne, and John Sason; directed by Chuck Russell.
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S12 Ep609: Firestarter (1984)
10 maj 2022 |
91 min
On this week's episode, the gang goes back to King Country to talk about the lackluster 1984 Stephen King adaptation, Firestarter! Why was Gene Siskel so unimpressed with all these awesome explosions? Why do we bother using computer effects nowadays when blowing up a dummy is one of the greatest things a human being can see with their own two eyes? And where is the timeline where we got the wild-ass John Carpenter adaptation? PLUS: Litigation-lover George Lucas goes hard at Stephen King!
Firestarter stars Drew Barrymore, David Keith, Martin Sheen, Heather Locklear, Art Carney, Freddie Jones, Louise Fletcher, Moses Gunn, and the great George C. Scott; directed by Mark L. Lester.
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S12 Ep608: Soylent Green
3 maj 2022 |
126 min
On this week's episode, the gang travels back to the early 1970s to chat about a total foodie film set in 2022, Soylent Green! How fantastic is Edward G. Robinson in this movie? Who let Heston wear that hat the whole time? Could we get a few more scenes with that arcade machine? And what's going in that gross stew that Robinson cooks up? PLUS: Did Heston's character come of age during the early-aughts' NYC indie music revival?
Soylent Green stars Charlton Heston, Edward G. Robinson, Joseph Cotton, Leigh Taylor-Young, Chuck Connors, and Brock Peters; directed by Richard Fleischer.
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S12 Ep607: Max Payne
26 april 2022 |
106 min
On this week's episode, the guys are chatting about the incredibly dumb viddya game adaptation, Max Payne! How wild is it that he's a down-on-his-luck detective who also has dead family baggage—what are the odds? Why would anyone do this Valkyr drug recreationally? And how in the world does Beau Bridges not get the Credit Hammer at the top? PLUS: Get ready for the next big Nintendo craze, Super Mario's Hot-Hot Girls!
Max Payne stars Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis, Beau Bridges, Ludacris, Chris O'Donnell, Donal Logue, Amaury Nolasco, and Olga Kurylenko; directed by John Moore.
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S12 Ep606: Event Horizon
19 april 2022 |
88 min
On this week's episode the gang finds themselves in a bit of a We Like Movies situation as they chat about the outrageously entertaining Paul W.S. Anderson film, Event Horizon! How great is Larry Fishburne in this movie? Should they have just gone all-in and made this another Hellraiser-in-space film? Why can't anyone just say it's Hell they're going inside? And look out, we've got ourselves another Solaris-esque dead wife here! PLUS: How different would this movie have been if Sam Neill's role went to one of its earlier candidates—Arnold!
Event Horizon stars Laurence Fishburne, Sam Neill, Kathleen Quinlan, Joely Richardson, Richard T. Jones, Jack Noseworthy, Sean Pertwee, and Jason Isaacs; directed by Paul W.S. Anderson.
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S12 Ep605: Patreon Exclusive: Last Action Hero (PREVIEW)
15 april 2022 |
4 min
On this Patreon-exclusive We Love Movies episode, the gang is chatting about the completely outrageous, totally fantastic, sidled with a shit-eating kid action classic, Last Action Hero! Is Robert Prosky living in that projection booth? And Columbo-esque follow-up question, did he intend to take his own life on the—WHOA there! This full-length WLM episode is available to subscribers only. To access the whole show, head over to our Patreon and sign up today. Instantly unlock this episode, along with hundreds of hours of exclusive bonus content!
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S12 Ep604: Junior (Live in Asheville)
12 april 2022 |
93 min
Recorded 11.19.21 at the historic Orange Peel in Asheville, North Carolina
On this week's episode, the guys are live in Asheville, NC chatting about the outrageous Arnold & Danny "family" comedy, Junior! Why is Danny DeVito's fertility clinic simply named "The Fertility Clinic"? Is Arnold reading medical dialogue off of clipboards? Why is this ex-wife just popping in like Kramer? What business is this of Frank Langella's at all? And have two actors had less chemistry together than Arnold and Emma? PLUS: Danny DeVito produces and stars in a series of JOI videos!
Junior stars Arnold Schwarzenegger, Danny DeVito, Emma Thompson, Frank Langella, Pamela Reed, Aida Turturro, James Eckhouse, and Christopher Meloni; directed by Ivan Reitman.
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S12: WHM Mail Bag: Rolling in Mud at School, Watching "Sleepers" with Grandma, Vomiting On Your Girlfriend, and More!
7 april 2022 |
70 min
On this edition of WHM Mail Bag, the guys are reading letters from folks who accidentally watched Sleepers with their grandmother, vomited on their girlfriend on an amusement park ride, got stuck talking with a Swedish granny shagger at a party, and more! PLUS: They answer some Qs from the audience and give their opinion about the Oscar ceremony, including who got Farina'd, The Slap, and much more!
If you have questions for the guys or want your weird stories read on the air, write into the WHM Mail Bag: [email protected]!
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S12 Ep603: Morbius
5 april 2022 |
107 min
On this special broadcast, the gang is chatting about the new Marvel snoozer, Morbius! Why in the world didn't they bite the bullet and make this the R-rated film it was meant to be? What is Jared Harris even doing here? How is this vampire movie so un-horny? And were they kidding with the way they advertised Keaton here? PLUS: The guys imagine how great it would be to podcast from International Waters!
Morbius stars Jared Leto, Matt Smith, Adria Arjona, Tyrse Gibson, Al Madrigal, and Jared Harris; directed by Daniel Espinosa.
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S12 Ep602: The Last Castle (with Justin J. Case)
29 mars 2022 |
112 min
On the final episode of the 2022 Listener Request Month, the gang welcomes back dear friend and James Gandolfini expert, Justin J. Case to chat about one of the snooziest movies to ever snooze from start to finish, The Last Castle! How does Robert Redford cure that dude's racism in under 24 hours? Why doesn't the script give Gandolfini even a single scene where he's not publicly humiliated? And what the hell happens to Delroy Lindo at the end of this movie? The credits literally start without him! PLUS: Look out folks, this one's a real GEEZER PLEEZER™!
The Last Castle stars Robert Redford, James Gandolfini, Mark Ruffalo, Steve Burton, Delroy Lindo, Paul Calderon, Clifton Collins Jr., and yup, a guy named Frank Military; directed by Rod Lurie.
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S12 Ep601: The Last Boy Scout
22 mars 2022 |
109 min
After taking a week off to celebrate episode 600, Listener Request Month is back on track as the gang chats about the totally outrageous Tony Scott action comedy, The Last Boy Scout! What in the world is going on with this opening action scene? How fabulous is the "Friday Night's A Good Night (For Football)" song? And holy moly, that was a lotta squibs on Halle Berry! PLUS: Is this the most hungover character Bruce Willis has ever played?
The Last Boy Scout stars Bruce Willis, Damon Wayans, Chelsea Field, Noble Willingham, Taylor Negron, Danielle Harris, Halle Berry, Kim Coates, Frank Collison, Chelcie Ross, Badja Djola, and Bruce McGill; directed by Tony Scott.
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S12 Ep600: Delta Farce
15 mars 2022 |
116 min
Holy smokes, it's somehow the 600th episode of We Hate Movies!
And on this very special episode, we reach the conclusion of our coverage of live action Larry the Cable Guy movies with the truly abysmal Delta Farce! Could this movie be any more 2007 trapped in amber? Why did Keith David need to do this movie? And how many dads and uncles slapped their knees red at all the racist shit in this cinematic catastrophe? PLUS: It is truly astounding to the four of us that we have now reached the 600th episode of WHM Prime. This would absolutely NOT have happened without you fine folks out there tuning in week in and week out and we cannot begin to thank you all enough. So from Andrew, Chris, Eric & Steve, we're grateful that you found us, that you've stuck around, and that you continue to spread the word of WHM far and wide. Take it easy!
Delta Farce stars Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, DJ Qualls, Lisa Lampenelli, and, for some reason, the legendary Keith David; directed by C.B. Harding.
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S12 Ep598: S1m0ne
8 mars 2022 |
110 min
On this week's episode, the 2022 Listener Request Month continues with a discussion around Andrew Niccol's Gattaca follow-up, S1m0ne! Why didn't they realize this concept had to go full-satire to work? Why did we need so much with the tabloid reporter characters? And are we to believe that Al Pacino's character becomes a CGI master all on his own in less than a year? PLUS: Pacino runs some lines from Home Alone!
S1m0ne stars Al Pacino, Catherine Keener, Rachel Roberts, Winona Ryder, Jay Mohr, Evan Rachel Wood, and Elias Koteas; directed by Andrew Niccol.
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S12 Ep597: The Adventures of Pinocchio
1 mars 2022 |
123 min
On this week's episode, the 2022 Listener Request Month kicks off with a discussion around the absolutely disgusting family film, The Adventures of Pinocchio! How terrifying is it when this puppet struggles to speak? Why are none of these human beings shocked to see this puppet walking and talking? And what in the world was with all that mouth frosting at the bakery? PLUS: Has everyone read the latest on-the-town column from Puppet Weekly?
The Adventures of Pinocchio stars Martin Landau, Geneviève Bujold, Udo Kier, Bebe Neuwirth, Rob Schneider, and Jonathan Taylor Thomas as Pinocchio; directed by Steve Barron.
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S12 Ep595: C.H.U.D. (Live in Brooklyn)
22 februari 2022 |
114 min
On this week's episode, the gang is live from the Bell House in Brooklyn as they celebrate a decade on the air (one year late) by talking about Douglas Cheek's C.H.U.D.! This scuzzy NYC cult classic was a staple in the early days of WHM movie hangs, so it was only appropriate the guys (at least attempt) to chat about the film live on stage! This show featured the first live edition of The VHS Trailer Game, a gross-out gag involving canned food, and a special appearance by none other than friend of the show, Ben Worcester!
C.H.U.D. stars Daniel Stern, John Heard, Christopher Curry, Kim Griest, J.C. Quinn, and Ruth Maleczech; directed by Douglas Cheek.
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S12 Ep594: Episode 594 - Kill Bill Vol. 1 (PREVIEW)
18 februari 2022 |
5 min
On this month's We Love Movies selection, the gang is tackling BOTH parts of Quentin Tarantino's Kill Bill saga. First up on this ep, it's all about Vol. 1! How fantastic is the music in this film? Has a QT cast ever been better, or more—HEEEEEEY MAAAAN! This episode is for subscribers only, JAAAAAAN! To access the full show, and be ready for next week's Vol. 2 drop, along with hours of exclusive bonus content to go through, head over to our Patreon and sign up today!
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S12 Ep593: Blown Away (with Jamelle Bouie)
15 februari 2022 |
122 min
On this week's episode, the guys welcome back friend of the show, New York Times columnist, and co-host of the Unclear and Present Danger podcast, Jamelle Bouie! It's sort of an unofficial WLM episode as everyone gathers to chat about the totally outrageous 1994 action film, Blown Away! How great is Tommy Lee Jones' Batman villain boat hideout? Would that bar really have hired Mike Starr? And what is going on with everyone's accent in this movie?! PLUS: Watch out for that exploding garlic bread!
Blown Away stars Jeff Bridges, Tommy Lee Jones, Suzy Amis, Forest Whitaker, Lloyd Bridges, and Ruben Santiago-Hudson as Blanket; directed by Stephen Hopkins.
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S12 Ep592: The Truth About Cats and Dogs (with Jenn K.)
8 februari 2022 |
121 min
On this week's show, the gang welcomes Jenn K. back to the program to chat about one of the most 1990s-feeling rom-coms of all time, The Truth About Cats and Dogs! Why did we try so hard to make Ben Chaplin a thing? Did they have to make Uma's character that stupid? And what in the world was with that tortoise maneuver?! PLUS: Steve recalls the time he chose Chasing Amy for family movie night!
The Truth About Cats and Dogs stars Janeane Garofalo, Uma Thurman, Ben Chaplin, Jamie Foxx, James McCaffrey, and Mitch Rouse as Bee Man; directed by Michael Lehmann.
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S12 Ep591: Big Bully
1 februari 2022 |
110 min
With the Worst of 2021 behind them, the gang goes back to basics with a convo on the outrageous 1996 family comedy, Big Bully! How perfectly deranged is Tom Arnold in this movie? Was that Air Force guy having sex with the teacher? Why didn't Moranis just threaten to call the cops? And does this Fang fella get horny after he bullies or what? PLUS: Was Moranis's character also the Zodiac?
Big Bully stars Rick Moranis, Tom Arnold, Julianne Philips, Carol Kane, Jeffrey Tambor, Curtis Armstrong, Faith Prince, Blake Bashoff, Cody McMains, and Don Knotts; directed by Steve Miner.
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S12: The Podcast of Boba Fett #5 - "Return of of the Mandalorian" (PREVIEW)
30 januari 2022 |
5 min
On this week's episode of The Mandalorian Half Hour —erm, The Podcast of Boba Fett, rather, the guys are chatting about the totally solid fifth episode (from another show), "Return of the Mandalorian"! How great was it seeing our pal Mando? Wasn't it fabulous to once again—hey now! This episode is for subscribers only. To access the full episode, along with hours and hours of exclusive content, including all previous Podcast of Boba Fett episodes, click over to our Patreon and sign up today!
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S12 Ep590: Eternals
25 januari 2022 |
143 min
On this week's episode, the gang brings their survey of some of the worst of '21 to a close with the comic book movie that's a real drag, Eternals! Why couldn't they have stayed closer to the comic, both narratively and stylistically? How did they not realize they needed to make Angelina Jolie's character way bigger? And how in the world did they think these non-character Deviant animals were acceptable? PLUS: What if Remy from Ratatouille joined the MCU as the Avengers' cook?
Eternals stars Gemma Chan, Richard Madden, Angelina Jolie, Salma Hayek, Kit Harington, Kumail Nanjiani, Lia McHugh, Brian Tyree Henry, Lauren Ridloff, Barry Keoghan, Don Lee, Harish Patel, and Bill Skarsgård; directed by Chloé Zhao.
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S12 Ep589: Episode 589 - Dune (2021) (PREVIEW)
21 januari 2022 |
7 min
On this month's WLM, the guys are talking about one of the absolute best cinematic spectacles from last year, Denis Villeneuve's Dune! How incredible is the production design all over this thing? Does Paul have the hots for his—HEY NOW! This extra-large episode on Dune is for subscribers only! To access the whole show, head over to our Patreon and sign up today. Instantly unlock this We Love Movies on Dune, along with hours and hours of exclusive content!
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S12 Ep588: Infinite
18 januari 2022 |
102 min
This week on the program, our (Some of) the Worst of the Previous Year Month continues as the gang chats about the completely incomprehensible Mark Wahlberg movie, Infinite! So we're to believe Mark is playing a guy born in, ::checks notes::, 1985? Why is he trying to get a job at that restaurant when he clearly could make a living being an underground sword maker? And do the Highlander creators have a case with this source material? PLUS: Toby Jones just choking on that honey... mm-mmm... that's good stuff.
Infinite stars Mark Wahlberg, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Sophie Cookson, Dylan O'Brien, Jason Mantzoukas, Rupert Friend, Jóhannes Haukur Jóhannesson, Kae Alexander, Wallis Day, Liz Carr, and Toby Jones; directed by Antoine Fuqua.
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S12 Ep587: Space Jam: A New Legacy
11 januari 2022 |
123 min
On this episode, the (Some of the) Worst of the Previous Year month continues with the disgusting IP orgy, Space Jam: A New Legacy! Why couldn't they give LeBron a hilarious little house like Michael Jordan got in the first one? Why did they have to make gross, pseudo-photorealistic Looney Tunes? And how many of these familiar WB background characters were ripped right from their respective porno parodies? PLUS: Look out for Granny and her tight, cartoon pants in that Matrix world—yikes!
Space Jam: A New Legacy stars LeBron James, Don Cheadle, Cedric Joe, Khris Davis, Wood Harris, Ceyair J. Wright, Lil Rel Howery, Zendaya, Michael B. Jordan, Steven Yeun, Sarah Silverman, and Sonequa Martin-Green; directed by Malcolm D. Lee.
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S12 Ep586: Free Guy
4 januari 2022 |
124 min
This week, the gang kicks off 2022 and The Worst of the Previous Year Month with a chat about the totally lackluster vidya game blockbuster, Free Guy! Why should we care about any of this when the movie itself tells us nothing matters? Why do so many people think a Doctor Doak-looking Ryan Reynolds is hot? And what in the world were they thinking with this Taika performance? PLUS: The guys go off on a lengthy Where's Waldo? jag!
Free Guy stars Ryan Reynolds, Jodie Comer, Joe Keery, Lil Rel Howery, Utkarsh Ambudkar, Taika Waititi, and Channing Tatum; directed by Shawn Levy.
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S12: The Podcast of Boba Fett #1 (PREVIEW)
2 januari 2022 |
5 min
On the premiere of our new Star Wars recap show, The Podcast of Boba Fett, we're chatting about the mostly underwhelming debut episode of the latest trip into the galaxy far, far away, The Book of Boba Fett! Why did they have to have all the—hey now! This episode is for Patreon subscribers only. To access the full show, click over to our Patreon and sign up today. Instantly unlock this premiere The Podcast of Boba Fett episode along with hours and hours of exclusive content!
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S12: The Nexus - Star Trek: Generations (PREVIEW)
29 december 2021 |
6 min
On this special edition of The Nexus, the guys are chatting about a fabulous (and kind-of under-watched) Trek film, 1994's Star Trek: Generations! What's with all the cosplay nonsense up front? How great is Malcolm McDowell in this movie? And who among us hasn't shed—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only. To access the full show, click over to our Patreon and sign up today! Not only will you unlock this bountiful bit of Trek goodness, you'll also gain access to hours, upon hours of exclusive content!
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S12 Ep585: The Matrix
28 december 2021 |
161 min
On the final WLM episode of the month (and our final episode of the year!) we're chatting about one of the all-time great sci-fi/action masterpieces, The Matrix! How incredible is all this fight choreography? How much different (and worse) would this film have been with Will Smith in the lead? And how many of us cranked this rad and loud soundtrack back in 1999? PLUS: Is Agent Smith a Barenaked Ladies superfan?
The Matrix stars Keanu Reeves, Carrie-Anne Moss, Laurence Fishburne, Hugo Weaving, Gloria Foster, Joe Pantoliano, Marcus Chong, Julian Arahanga, Matt Doran, Belinda McClory, and Anthony Ray Parker as Dozer; directed by Lana and Lilly Wachowski.
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S12: Animation Damnation - Toy Story (PREVIEW)
23 december 2021 |
7 min
On this month's very special WLM-influenced AD, the gang is chatting about the legendary Pixar classic, Toy Story! What on Earth was with the decision to add all the—WHOA THERE! This episode is for subscribers only! To access this mega-sized episode of Animation Damnation, head over to our Patreon and subscribe today! Not only do you get instant access to this 86-minute ep on Toy Story, but you also instantly unlock hours and hours of exclusive WHM content!
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S12 Ep584: Home Alone
21 december 2021 |
147 min
On this very special holiday edition of WLM, the guys are talking about one of the all-time Christmas classics, Home Alone! How fabulous are Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern in this movie? Who else's skin was crawling with all those people in one house? And just what did Old Man Marley actually feud with his son over? PLUS: Everyone clean out your freezers, Sausage Claus is coming to town!
Home Alone stars Macaulay Culkin, Joe Pesci, Daniel Stern, Catherine O'Hara, John Heard, Roberts Blossom, Devin Ratray, Gerry Bamman, Kieran Culkin, and John Candy; directed by Chris Columbus.
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S12 Ep583: Alien (Preview)
16 december 2021 |
7 min
On this month's bonus WLM, the guys are chatting about Ridley Scott's 1979 sci-fi/horror masterpiece, Alien! How fantastic is it to watch a movie with this much precision set work, starring a bunch of sweaty, salt-of-the-earth—WHOA there! This episode is for subscribers only. To access the full show, head over to our Patreon and sign up today! Instantly unlock this WLM episode on Alien, along with countless hours of exclusive bonus content for your ears!
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S12 Ep582: Spider-Man
14 december 2021 |
145 min
This week's WLM episode takes the gang into Comic Book Movie territory as they chat about one of the ultimate achievements in the genre, Sam Raimi's 2002 classic, Spider-Man!
How hilarious is the teacher on the field trip with his threatening whisper? Would Aunt May ever wind up dating Bone Saw? And how absolutely terrific is Dafoe in this movie? PLUS: Did Uncle Ben's life insurance policy have a "No Dying in Front of the Library" clause?
Spider-Man stars Tobey Maguire, Willem Dafoe, Kirsten Dunst, James Franco, J.K. Simmons, Rosemary Harris, Cliff Robertson, Joe Manganiello, Bill Nunn, Ted Raimi, Elizabeth Banks, and "Macho Man" Randy Savage as Bone Saw McGraw; directed by Sam Raimi.
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S12 Ep581: Casablanca
7 december 2021 |
101 min
This week, the gang kicks off another We Love Movies month with a chat about an absolute banger from the Classic Hollywood era, Casablanca! How shocking is it that Rick Blaine is supposed to be just 37 years old here? Has there been a sexier Resistance fighter than Paul Henreid? And how many coats did Peter Lorre lose over the years to people drawing M's on his back with chalk? PLUS: Bogie and Lorre read for Clerks!
Casablanca stars Humphrey Bogart, Ingrid Bergman, Paul Henreid, Claude Rains, Conrad Veidt, Sydney Greenstreet, Peter Lorre, S.Z. Sakall, and Dooley Wilson as Sam; directed by Michael Curtiz.
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S12 Ep580: Taken (Live in Chicago)
30 november 2021 |
98 min
Recorded October 14, 2021 at Zanie's, Chicago, IL
On this week's episode, we're bringing you one of the nights from our recent October run of shows: Taken live in Chicago! Does Liam Neeson dream in VHS quality? Why don't these rich kids just take a car service? And what 17 year-old girl plots to follow U2 around Europe... in 2008? PLUS: Just in time for the holiday season, give the gift that shows your care—a gift card to Zappers!
Taken stars Liam Neeson, Maggie Grace, Famke Janssen, Leland Orser, Jon Gries, Holly Valance, Olivier Rabourdin, Arben Bajraktaraj, and Xander Berkeley as Stuart; directed by Pierre Morel.
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S12 Ep579: Chairman of the Board
23 november 2021 |
108 min
On this week's episode, the gang is chatting about the infamous late-90s Carrot Top vehicle, Chairman of the Board! Did they really have to make these other actors execute prop comedy gags? Could it get any more terrifying than that baby flashback? And how great is Larry Miller in this movie? PLUS: Are Edison and his buddies doing Dahmer stuff in that apartment?
Chairman of the Board stars Scott 'Carrot Top' Thompson, Courtney Thorne-Smith, Larry Miller, Raquel Welch, Jack Warden, Estelle Harris, Bill Erwin, M. Emmet Walsh, Jack McGee, Fred Stoller, Taylor Negron, and Glenn Shadix; directed by Alan Zamm.
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S12 Ep578: Honey, I Shrunk the Kids
16 november 2021 |
111 min
On this week's episode, the guys are chatting about the late-80s Disney hit, Honey, I Shrunk the Kids! How did this movie not get a cartoon spin-off? How fast is Wayne Szalinski's marriage crumbling and how soon until he goes total family annihilator? And who among us hasn't shed a tear for the heroic Ant-y? PLUS: All hail, Matt Frewer!
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids stars Rick Moranis, Matt Frewer, Marcia Strassman, Kristine Sutherland, Thomas Wilson Brown, Jared Rushton, Robert Oliveri, and Amy O'Neill; directed by Joe Johnston.
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S12 Ep577: The 6th Day
9 november 2021 |
137 min
On this week's episode, the gang is beside themselves with excitement to chat about the wild Arnold Schwarzenegger clone thriller, The 6th Day! How little did Robert Duvall care about being in this film? What's with Michael Rapaport's virtual sex doll? And are two Arnold's really better than one? Spoiler alert: yes, yes they are. PLUS: Sly Stallone hosts all your in-flight hyper-sleep entertainment as you blast off to Earth 2!
The 6th Day stars Arnold Schwarzenegger, Michael Rapaport, Tony Goldwyn, Michael Rooker, Sarah Wynter, Wendy Crewson, Rodney Rowland, Terry Crews, and Robert Duvall; directed by Roger Spottiswoode.
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S12 Ep576: Ghostbusters (PREVIEW)
5 november 2021 |
7 min
On this month's very special We Love Movies episode, the guys are chatting about one of the all-time great film comedies—and yes, it's certainly a comedy—Ghostbusters! How much of a drag is it to learn that—whoa there! This episode is for subscribers only. To access the full show, click over to our Patreon and sign up today! Instantly unlock this whole episode, along with hours and hours of exclusive bonus content not available anywhere else!
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S12 Ep575: Zookeeper
2 november 2021 |
124 min
On this week's episode, it's almost as if the Halloween Spooktacular never ended as the gang makes their way through the absolutely atrocious Kevin James vehicle, Zookeeper! Why are his pratfalls so eerie and unfunny? How does this movie explain away centuries of documented animal attacks? And what is with that wretched musical number at the end? PLUS: What is going on with Rogan's hair here?
Zookeeper stars Kevin James, Rosario Dawson, Leslie Bibb, Ken Jeong, Donnie Wahlberg, Joe Rogan, and Nat Faxon; directed by Frank Coraci.
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S12: WHM Mail Bag: Making Out During "Inside Man," Obsessively Renting "Robocop 3," and Hating Chevy Chase
28 oktober 2021 |
62 min
On this special Spooktacular edition of the Mail Bag, the guys were broadcasting live from their YouTube channel reading letters, answering audience questions, and, what else, plugging the 2021 tour!
This Mail Bag features letters about: a guy getting roasted by a theater usher over his film selection, one person renting Robocop 3 nearly 40 times, one listener's father who passionately hates Chevy Chase, and a particularly dreadful-sounding bar in Scotland!
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S12 Ep574: Leprechaun (with James A. Janisse & Chelsea Rebecca of Dead Meat)
26 oktober 2021 |
133 min
On the finale of the 2021 Halloween Spooktacular, the gang welcomes Chelsea and James from Dead Meat on the program to chat about the completely outrageous horror comedy(?), Leprechaun! How lucky was it that that pawn shop owner had a book of ancient Irish coins in-house? Why is this mimbo so blown away that Jennifer Aniston could paint that house? And how hilarious is the burned-out Leprechuan puppet at the end? PLUS: A hypothetical situation in where George Lucas rents out Warwick Davis in exchange for money and/or executive producer credits!
Leprechaun stars Warwick Davis, Ken Olandt, Mark Holton, Robert Hy Gorman, Shay Duffin, John Voldstad, and, whether she likes it or not, Jennifer Aniston; directed by Mark Jones.
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S12 Ep573: Stay Alive
19 oktober 2021 |
112 min
On this week's episode, the 2021 Halloween Spooktacular continues as the guys chat about the totally stupid video game-centric horror film, Stay Alive! Who on Earth thought these character names were clever? Were Milo's roommates having "Slipknot Sex"? And where is all the cocaine for these kids? PLUS: If you die in the game, do you die for real?
Stay Alive stars Jon Foster, Samaire Armstrong, Frankie Muniz, Jimmi Simpson, Milo Ventimiglia, Adam Goldberg, Sophia Bush, and a totally underused Wendell Pierce; directed by William Brent Bell.
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S12 Ep572: Halloween H20: 20 Years Later
12 oktober 2021 |
119 min
On this week's episode, the Halloween Spooktacular continues with the guys chatting about the kind-of okay, now-non-canon sequel, Halloween H20: 20 Years Later! What went on with the ridiculous naming of this film and why didn't they go with the original idea, Halloween 7: The Revenge of Laurie Strode? Who had the brilliant idea to set this in northern California? And can we get more of LL Cool J's erotica? PLUS: Doctor Loomis goes on House Hunters!
Halloween H20: 20 Years Later stars Jamie Lee Curtis, Josh Hartnett, Michelle Williams, Adam Arkin, Adam Hann-Byrd, Jodi Lyn O'Keefe, Janet Leigh, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Nancy Stephens, and LL Cool J as Ronny; directed by Steve Miner.
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S12 Ep571: An American Werewolf in Paris
5 oktober 2021 |
128 min
On this episode, the 2021 Halloween Spooktacular kicks in on the main feed (the party already started over on Patreon) as the guys chat about the absolutely ridiculous sequel, An American Werewolf in Paris! Could these werewolves have looked any worse with this CGI? Is Julie Delpy's character actually supposed to be the daughter of Alex and David? And why did we need these two obnoxious buddies? PLUS: A post-production audio library that may be sold out of wolf noises, but does offer plenty of lackluster replacement options!
An American Werewolf in Paris stars Tom Everett Scott, Julie Delpy, Vince Vieluf, Phil Buckman, Pierre Cosso, and Julie Bowen; directed by Anthony Waller.
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S12 Ep570: An American Werewolf in London (PREVIEW)
2 oktober 2021 |
6 min
On this month's SPOOKTACULAR We Love Movies episode, the guys are chatting about the all-time werewolf classic, An American Werewolf in London! How great is Griffin Dunne's cheery performance as he deteriorates into a—Aaaaaoooooooooo! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, along with hours and hours and hours of additional exclusive content, head over to our Patreon and sign up today!
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S12 Ep569: Single White Female (with Jourdain Searles)
28 september 2021 |
122 min
On this week's show, film critic and Bad Romance Podcast co-host, Jourdain Searles drops by to chat with the guys about the totally wild, ultra-horny thriller, Single White Female! How delightfully skeezy is Tobo in this movie? Did they mean to have Jennifer Jason Leigh enter the film like Nosferatu? And why didn't Bridget Fonda just get a dog? PLUS: Did Steven Weber sit in gum?
Single White Female stars Bridget Fonda, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Steven Weber, Peter Friedman, Frances Bay, and the great Stephen Tobolowsky as Mitchell; directed by Barbet Schroeder.
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S12 Ep568: Varsity Blues
21 september 2021 |
145 min
On this week's episode, the gang continues the Back to School theme with an episode about the MTV Films cult football drama, Varsity Blues! Who's doing the worst Texas accent in the film? Why did they think the gag with the little brother was funny? And what number pig is Billy Bob actually on? PLUS: Coach Kilmer would rather die than take a coaching job in Shittington!
Varsity Blues stars James Van Der Beek, Jon Voight, Paul Walker, Ron Lester, Scott Caan, Amy Smart, Ali Larter, and a baby Jesse Plemons; directed by C.H.U.D. II's Brian Robbins.
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S12 Ep567: Hiding Out
14 september 2021 |
103 min
On this week's episode, the gang continues their Back to School theme with the totally ridiculous 80s comedy, Hiding Out! Why did they make Cryer's character look exactly like Lenny Luthor? Did Keith Coogan really need to beat box in this movie? And what twisted loner dances on a graveyard wall? The kind who kiss teenage girls, that's who! PLUS: Behold! John Spencer! Cinema's worst FBI agent!
Hiding Out stars Jon Cryer, Annabeth Gish, Keith Coogan, John Spencer, Nancy Fish, Richard Portnow, Tim Quill, and Oliver Cotton as the Assassin that Looks Like Dracula; directed by Bob Giraldi.
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S12 Ep566: Memento (PREVIEW)
10 september 2021 |
7 min
On this month's exclusive We Love Movies episode, the gang is chatting about Christopher Nolan's breakthrough neo-noir, Memento! How great is every bit of casting in this film? What's with that old man getting off on all the spitting? And please, for all that is holy, don't—whoa there, this episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, along with hours and hours of exclusive content, head over to our Patreon and sign up today!
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S12 Ep565: Resident Evil
7 september 2021 |
104 min
On the season 12 premiere of We Hate Movies, the gang is back and better than ever, ready to tackle the absolutely ridiculous video game adaptation, Resident Evil! What does anyone remember from this film besides the laser hallway scene? How lazy was the writing to give the main character amnesia so she needs everything about the movie explained to her through embarrassing, expository dialogue? And how wretched does that CGI "licker" look? PLUS: The big reveal is finally here—Chris's VHS Trailer Game victory cameo!
Resident Evil stars Milla Jovovich, Michelle Rodriguez, Eric Mabius, Colin Salmon, Martin Crews, Pasquale Aleardi, Heike Makatsch, Jason Isaacs, and James Purefoy; directed by Paul W.S. Anderson.
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S11: Episode 564 - Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (Live from FRQNCY1)
31 augusti 2021 |
88 min
On the final summer break episode of the season, it's the gang live-ish from FRQNCY1 talking Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome! Recorded at the beautiful Elsewhere in Brooklyn, NY, this show has the guys asking the big questions like: does Bartertown acknowledge the weekend? What's with all these awful children? And how great is that saxophone surprise? PLUS: The gripping finale of the VHS Trailer Game!
Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome stars Hollywood Asshole Mel Gibson, Tina Turner, Bruce Spence, Frank Thring, Angelo Rossitto, Paul Larsson, Robert Grubb, and Angry Anderson as Ironbar; directed by George Miller.
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S11: Episode 563 - Mad Max (PREVIEW)
28 augusti 2021 |
6 min
On this month's WLM, the guys are chatting about the stone-cold Aussie action classic, Mad Max! How fabulous is each and every car crash in this film? Has anyone written better character names than George Miller? And how about all these Aussie—Oi! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, click over to our Patreon page and sign up quick! Instantly unlock this episode along with countless hours of exclusive content!
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S11: Once In A Lifetime #3 "Deadly Mile High Club" w/ Jenn K. (PREVIEW)
26 augusti 2021 |
5 min
On this edition of Once in a Lifetime, the gang is joined by Steve's wife, Jenn, to chat about the totally outrageous film, Deadly Mile High Club! How didn't this guy kill his mother-in-law years before this movie takes place? How many times are people calling this guy stupid throughout the film? And what in the actual fuck is with that—whoa! Our new show Once in a Lifetime is for patrons-only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon and sign up today! Instantly unlock this episode, along with a massive amount of exclusive content!
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S11: Unlock the Vault: Episode 351 - Jungle 2 Jungle
24 augusti 2021 |
119 min
Our (poorly booked and planned out) vacation continues and the Summer from Hell has us fighting in a Martha's Vineyard restaurant while we introduce this week's Unlock the Vault show, episode 351: Jungle 2 Jungle! How was Tim Allen's character not arrested on suspicion of sex tourism? How is this kid walking barefoot in Manhattan and not throwing up? And after 35 pages, you are not allowed to introduce the Russian mafia! PLUS: Ed Snowden clashes with his new roommates, Steven and Gérard!
Jungle 2 Jungle stars Tim Allen, Martin Short, JoBeth Williams, Lolita Davidovich, Sam Huntington, and the late, great, David Ogden Stiers; directed by John Pasquin.
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S11: Episode 562 - Witchboard ("Live" from the 2020 Salem Horror Fest)
17 augusti 2021 |
115 min
On this week's summer break episode, it's our show from the 2020 (virtual) Salem Horror Fest where we chat extensively about the wild horror flick, Witchboard! Is this guy Brandon that much of a drag at every party he attends—and is he bringing his ouija board with him everywhere he goes? Was beloved psychic medium Zarabeth paid in vials of coke? And is this guy really best friends with the ghost of a long-dead 10 year-old boy? PLUS: A Walter Matthau voice works for doing impressions of ghosts from ages 8 to 80!
Witchboard stars Todd Allen, Tawny Kitaen, Stephen Nichols, Kathleen Wilhoite, Burke Byrnes, James W. Quinn, and Rose Marie; directed by Kevin Tenney.
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S11: Unlock the Vault - Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
10 augusti 2021 |
130 min
On this special unlocked Patreon ep, it's the December 2018 episode of The Nexus, our Star Trek recap show, when we covered the greatest Trek film of all time, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan! Go back in time and listen to how we raved over Shatner's wig, fawned over Ricardo's chest, and cried at Spock's death! PLUS: Can we all be buried in sunglass case-looking torpedo coffins?
The Wrath of Khan stars William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, DeForest Kelly, James Doohan, Ricardo Montalban, Nichelle Nichols, Walter Koenig, George Takei, Bibi Besch, Merritt Butrick, and Paul Winfield; directed by Nicholas Meyer.
The Nexus is a WHM Patreon-exclusive show where the gang chats about one episode of TOS and one TNG each month. And every now and again, they throw in a lengthier discussion about a Trek film!
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S11: Episode 561 - Puss in Boots (with Ben Worcester)
3 augusti 2021 |
119 min
On the season eleven finale, the guys welcome Ben Worcester (back from Honduras) into the studio to discuss the totally horrendous spin-off/prequel, Puss in Boots! Is it only these two cats that can talk? Why did the filmmakers sacrifice comedy for extensive, boring action scenes? And has there been a more disgusting cartoon visage than that forsaken egg? PLUS: A lengthy jag on the quality and value of a hearty bean dinner.
Puss in Boots features the voice talents of Antonio Banderas, Salma Hayek, Zach Galifianakis, Billy Bob Thornton, and Amy Sedaris; directed by Chris Miller.
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S11: Episode 560 - The Mummy Returns
27 juli 2021 |
119 min
On the final episode of the 2021 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza, the gang goes back to Mummyville to discuss Stephen Sommers' dreadful sequel, The Mummy Returns! Why did they have to curse us with this awful child character? What were they thinking with the Deus ex blimp? And why cast The Rock and then not have him say anything? PLUS: Behold! Some of the absolute worst CGI in cinema history!
The Mummy Returns stars Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz, Arnold Vosloo, Oded Fehr, John Hannah, Patricia Velasquez, Freddie Boath, Adele Akinnuoye-Agbaje, and Dwayne Johnson; directed by Stephen Sommers.
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S11: Episode 559 - The Village
20 juli 2021 |
104 min
On this week's episode, the gang is chatting about M. Night Shyamalan's ruined-by-the-twist fantasy drama, The Village! See what happens when you're pressured into producing twist, after twist, after twist?! What were they thinking with that Adrian Brody character? And was Brendan Gleeson's character sneaking out for fast food? PLUS: The gang pitches what this film should've been and urges M. Night to write and direct it!
The Village stars Sigourney Weaver, William Hurt, Joaquin Phoenix, Bryce Dellas Howard, Adrien Brody, Brendan Gleeson, Cherry Jones, Celia Weston, John Christopher Jones, Frank Collison, Jayne Atkinson, Judy Greer, Fran Kranz, Michael Pitt, and Jesse Eisenberg; directed by M. Night Shyamalan.
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S11: Episode 558 - Turner & Hooch
13 juli 2021 |
108 min
On this episode, the gang talks about the sick, twisted, cop-partners-with-a-dog comedy, Turner & Hooch! How buff is Tom Hanks in those speedos? Wasn't everybody just a little okay with the old man being murdered? And how dare they cut out Reginald VelJohnson for most of the third act! PLUS: Just how many collies were they going through per season on those old Lassie shows?
Turner & Hooch stars Tom Hanks, Beasely the Dog, Mare Winningham, Craig T. Nelson, J. C. Quinn, John McIntire, and the great Reginald Veljohnson as David Sutton; directed by Roger Spottiswoode.
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S11: Episode 557 - Iron Man 2
6 juli 2021 |
129 min
This week on We Hate Movies, the gang is chatting about the total snore sequel, Iron Man 2! Why couldn't they open the film with an Iron Man-related adventure? Why didn't they find a better, less shoe-horned way to introduce Fury and Romanov? And why did they deliver two underdeveloped villains instead of one actually developed character to go up against Stark? PLUS: The screenplay is loaded with jokes, including one written especially for bitter divorced dads!
Iron Man 2 stars Robert Downey Jr., Mickey Rourke, Gwyneth Paltrow, Don Cheadle, Scarlett Johansson, Sam Rockwell, Samuel L. Jackson, Clark Gregg, John Slattery, Paul Bettany, Kate Mara, Leslie Bibb, Jon Favreau, and the great Gary Shandling; directed by Jon Favreau.
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S11: Episode 556 - Iron Man (PREVIEW)
2 juli 2021 |
3 min
On this month's We Love Movies, the guys are chatting about the cinematic event that kicked off the MCU, Jon Favreau's Iron Man! Did Stark have Jarvis filming... all events around the house? How spectacular is Jeff Bridges in this? And how refreshing is it to—hey now! This episode is for subscribers only. To access the full show, head over to our Patreon and subscribe today! Instantly unlock this episode of We Love Movies along with catalogs of exclusive bonus content not available anywhere else!
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S11: Episode 555 - Wild Things (with Angelica Jade Bastién)
29 juni 2021 |
129 min
This week on WHM, the gang is hanging at HeadGum's Brooklyn studio with Vulture writer and good friend of the show, Angelica Jade Bastién, talking about the totally great Wild Things! How many VHS tapes of this film were completely worn down in the late '90s? Why did they bother with all the explainer scenes post-THE END? Was Bacon's third act hog reveal really an accident? And how great is Bill Murray in this movie? PLUS: Who else remembers one of the most infamous NYPD members of all time, the Cannibal Cop?!
Wild Things Denise Richards, Kevin Bacon, Neve Campbell, Matt Dillon, Theresa Russell, Daphne Rubin-Vega, Robert Wagner, Jeff Perry, and Bill Murray; directed by John McNaughton.
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S11: Episode 554 - Fast Five (with Jon Gabrus)
22 juni 2021 |
137 min
On this episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza heads to franchise town as the gang welcomes back gentleman and Fast scholar, Jon Gabrus to chat about the totally outrageous Fast Five! How much does this franchise hate fucked vibes? Did they shoot that Toretto v. Hobbs fight scene like a kaiju film? And was Dwayne Johnson really brought into this franchise because of a fan's IG comment? PLUS: Burt Young as Great Grandfather Toretto? It could happen!
Fast Five stars Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Dwayne Johnson, Jordana Brewster, Tyrese Gibson, Chris 'Ludacris' Bridges, Sung Kang, Gal Godot, Matt Schulze, Tego Calderon, Don Omar, Joaquim de Almeida, and Elsa Pataky; directed by Justin Lin.
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S11: Episode 553 - Jonah Hex
15 juni 2021 |
107 min
On this week's show, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza talks to the dead as the guys chat about the completely abysmal comic adaptation, Jonah Hex! How many Maseratis was Malkovich financing when he signed on for this one? How hard were they going for a Wild Wild West-meets-Hell Boy vibe? And why in the world did they invent all the paranormal stuff for this movie when it's not in the comic? PLUS: Michael Shannon becomes commissioner of a post-Civil War carnie wrestling league!
Jonah Hex stars Josh Brolin, John Malkovich, Megan Fox, Michael Fassbender, Will Arnett, Tom Wopat, Michael Shannon, Wes Bentley, and Jeffrey "Dead" Morgan; directed by Jimmy Hayward.
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S11: Episode 552 - A History of Violence (PREVIEW)
11 juni 2021 |
6 min
On this month's WLM, the gang is chatting about David Cronenberg's bloody slice of Americana, A History of Violence! How incredible is this Viggo performance? How were he, Maria and Ed not nominated, but Hurt was? And was there no one else to—WHOA there! This episode is for subscribers only. To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon and sign up today. Instantly unlock this ep, plus hours and hours of exclusive bonus content available only to patrons!
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S11: Episode 551 - The Prophecy
8 juni 2021 |
112 min
On this week's episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza dabbles in a Catholic horror fantasy land as the guys chat about the ridiculous angel war flick, The Prophecy! Why do all these angels have to be kissing people? Does the Angel Gabriel really need someone to drive him around? And how great is Viggo in this one? PLUS: Be sure to tune into the next Lifetime Movie Network classic, Fired by God!
The Prophecy stars Christopher Walken, Elias Koteas, Virginia Madsen, Eric Stoltz, Amanda Plummer, Moriah Shining Dove Snyder, Adam Goldberg, Steve Hytner, and Viggo Mortensen; directed by Gregory Widen.
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S11: Episode 550 - 101 Dalmatians (1996)
1 juni 2021 |
121 min
On this week's episode, the 2021 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza kicks off with an outrageous conversation about the live-action 1996 fiasco, 101 Dalmatians! Why couldn't they make the dogs talk, a la classic cinematic masterpiece, Look Who's Talking Now? How dumb is it that Jeff Daniels's character is a video game designer? And how hard was John Hughes ripping off his own Home Alone material here? PLUS: As is the case with all WHM episodes centered around family films, this episode gets filthy! Don't listen to this one in the car with the kids!
101 Dalmatians stars Glenn Close, Jeff Daniels, Joely Richardson, Joan Plowright, Hugh Laurie, and Mark Williams; directed by Stephen Herek.
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S11: Episode 549 - The Mighty Ducks
25 maj 2021 |
135 min
On this week's episode the gang is back together in the studio to reminisce about the 90's kid classic, The Mighty Ducks! How many kids' films start with the protagonist getting slapped with a dooey? Why does M.C. Gainey's character always have that camcorder? And is Charlie trying to get Bombay laid? PLUS: The return of the VHS Trailer Game!
The Mighty Ducks stars Emilio Estevez, Joss Ackland, Lane Smith, Heidi King, Josef Sommer, Joshua Jackson, Elden Henson, Shaun Weiss, M.C. Gainey, Matt Doherty, Brandon Adams, Aaron Schwartz, Marguerite Moreau, and Danny Tamberelli; directed by Stephen Herek.
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S11: Episode 548 - Saw III
18 maj 2021 |
131 min
On this week's episode, the guys take a trip to Franchise Town to discuss the absolutely dreadful, completely joyless sequel, Saw III! Why didn't someone point out how hilarious everyone yelling "Jeff" throughout a film sounds? Why did we need to see a flashback of Jigsaw prepping the first film's test? And would this franchise have been better served by casting a different NKOTB member in every film? PLUS: JEFF!
Saw III stars Tobin Bell, Shawnee Smith, Angus Macfadyen, Bahar Soomekh, Donnie Wahlberg, and Dina Meyer; directed by Darren Lynn Bousman.
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S11: Episode 547 - The Simpsons Movie (with Henry Gilbert & Bob Mackey)
11 maj 2021 |
158 min
This week on the show, the long-awaited crossover event is here as Henry Gilbert and Bob Mackey from the great Talking Simpsons podcast are hanging out to chat about the 87-minute missed opportunity, The Simpsons Movie! Why weren't Mr. Burns or Sideshow Bob the villain of the film? If it had to be an Albert Brooks-voiced character, why not Hank Scorpio? Did we really need to see Bart's genitals? And really, who is this movie for? PLUS: Transforming those 7-11s into Kwik-E-Marts was a terrible idea.
The Simpsons Movie stars Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith, Hank Azaria, Harry Shearer, Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Russi Taylor, Maggie Roswell, and Albert Brooks; directed by David Silverman.
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S11: Episode 545 - Stargate
4 maj 2021 |
116 min
On this week's episode, the gang is chatting about the gateway-crossing sci-fi flick, Stargate! Could they have trimmed Russell's hair any more high and any more tight? Why did those people attend Spader's lecture just to heckle him? And how cool would it be to have the Wheezin' the Juice Guy as your father-in-law? PLUS: Russell Rules!
Stargate stars Kurt Russell, James Spader, Jaye Davidson, Viveca Lindfors, Alexis Cruz, Mili Avital, Leon Rippy, John Diehl, French Stewart, Djimon Hounsou, Richard Kind, and Erick "Wheezin' the Juice Guy" Avari; directed by Roland Emmerich.
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S11: Episode 544 - The Avengers (1998)
27 april 2021 |
124 min
On this week's episode, our unofficial Sean-Gone month comes to an end with a discussion about the totally baffling shit-show, 1998's The Avengers! How on Earth did Warner Brothers allow this to be released as-is? Have two lead actors ever had less chemistry than Uma and Ralph? And what is the value of not having Eddie Izzard speak for the whole film? PLUS: If Jim Broadbent appeared in a snuff film... better movie?
The Avengers stars Ralph Fiennes, Uma Thurman, Sean Connery, Jim Broadbent, Fiona Shaw, and Eddie Izzard; directed by Jeremiah Chechik.
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S11: Episode 543 - Highlander
20 april 2021 |
149 min
On this week's show, well, this one's a long time comin'—it's Highlander! Why on Earth did Connery say yes to this and Zardoz, but turned down The Matrix? Did the sex scene need all that... licking? And do all immortals love professional wrestling? PLUS: Do not ask Connor MacLeod to switch seats!
Highlander stars Christopher Lambert, Sean Connery, Clancy Brown, Roxanne Hart, Beatie Edney, Alan North, Sheila Gish, and Jon Polito; directed by Russell Mulcahy.
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S11: Episode 541 - Zardoz
13 april 2021 |
109 min
On this week's show, the unofficial Sean Gone month continues as the gang dissects the total cinematic oddity known as Zardoz! Wasn't the big, red diaper great? What's with that pretentious floating head intro? And did Connery really demand he get paid for driving himself to set? PLUS: Zed becomes enamored with the "Where's Waldo?" franchise!
Zardoz stars Sean Connery, Charlotte Rampling, John Alderton, Sara Kestelman, and Niall Buggy; directed by John Boorman.
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S11: Episode 540 - You Only Live Twice
6 april 2021 |
124 min
This week on the show, the gang kicks off the unofficial "Sean Gone" month with a conversation around Sir Sean's penultimate (official) appearance as Bond in the totally outrageous, You Only Live Twice! What kind of total garbage talk is coming out of Connery's mouth right at the beginning? Why did we need to wait for over an hour before a Blofeld appearance? And what was going on with Pleasance and that cat? PLUS: Look out for Q and those knee socks! Me-ow!
You Only Live Twice stars Sean Connery, Akiko Wakabayashi, Mie Hama, Tetsurô Tanba, Teru Shimada, Karin Dor, Donald Pleasance, Bernard Lee, Lois Maxwell, Desmond Llewelyn, Charles Gray, and Tsai Chin; directed by Lewis Gilbert.
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S11: Episode 539 - Double Team
30 mars 2021 |
138 min
On this week's show, the gang wraps up the 2021 Listener Request Month with a lengthy conversation about the outrageous JCVD/Dennis Rodman team-up film, Double Team! Why couldn't they just make Rodman's character be a former basketball player-turned-arms dealer? What was JCVD doing to that poor bath tub? And why couldn't this ridiculous movie just stay on that island? PLUS: Is there anything more terrifying than a gross clown caught in the rain?
Double Team stars Jean-Claude Van Damme, Dennis Rodman, Mickey Rourke, Paul Freeman, and Natacha Lindinger; directed by Tsui Hark.
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S11: Episode 538 - Vertical Limit
23 mars 2021 |
120 min
On this week's episode, Listener Request Month goes sky high when the guys talk about the Y2k rock climbing adventure, Vertical Limit! How stupendous is that opening sequence? Would Chris O'Donnell be a good Marketing major? And it's the return of The [Definitely Not Crooked] VHS Trailer Game! PLUS: LL Cool J — excellent gift giver!
Vertical Limit stars Chris O'Donnell, Robin Tunney, Bill Paxton, Stuart Wilson, Temuera Morrison, Nicholas Lea, Scott Glenn, Ben Mendelsohn, Izabella Scorupco, Alexander Siddig, and Steve Le Marquand; directed by Martin Campbell.
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S11: Episode 537 - Poltergeist II: The Other Side
16 mars 2021 |
120 min
On this week's program, the tide starts to turn on the 2021 Listener Request Month as the guys chat about a movie that's almost kind of a movie: Poltergeist II: The Other Side! Wasn't it pretty silly of JoBeth's character to completely forget that not only does she have psychic abilities, but she actually comes from a long line of psychics?! Is Craig T. Nelson's character making Will Sampson's "Taylor" sleep outside? And is there any truth to the dreaded Poltergeist Curse? PLUS: What the heck happened with Craig T. Nelson's magic haircut?
Poltergeist II: The Other Side stars Craig T. Nelson, JoBeth Williams, Heather O'Rourke, Will Sampson, Zelda Rubinstein, Oliver Robbins, Geraldine Fitzgerald, and Julian Beck as "Kane;" directed by Brian Gibson.
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S11: Episode 536 - Goodfellas (PREVIEW)
11 mars 2021 |
5 min
On this month's WLM, the 2021 Listener Request Month spreads to Patreon as the guys get the chance to chat about one of the all-time greats, Martin Scorsese's Goodfellas! How on Earth does a person watch this start to finish and think the film—OOOH! AAAAAYE! OOOOOH! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon and sign up today. Instantly unlock this ep, along with hours and hours of exclusive programming!
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S11: Episode 535 - Warriors of Virtue
9 mars 2021 |
124 min
On this week's episode, the 2021 Listener Request Month rolls on as the guys tackle the baffling family fantasy adventure, Warriors of Virtue! How gross are those kangaroo lips? Why don't these creatures have personalities? And can someone keep this kid out of that restaurant? PLUS: Find out why you shouldn't get wrapped up with artistic doctors!
Warriors of Virtue stars Mario Yedidia, Angus Macfadyen, Marley Shelton, Chao Li Chi, Doug Jones, Tom Towles, Lee Arenberg, and Dennis Dun; directed by Ronny Yu.
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S11: MELR0210 #35 - 90210's "Home Again" & Melrose Place's "Peanut Butter and Jealousy" (PREVIEW)
4 mars 2021 |
7 min
On this month's trip to So-Cal in the early 90's, the guys bask in the sun and do some shopping as the Walsh's make some crappy moving decisions and the crew over at the Place dodge a gross husband and attend the absolute worst surprise party in history! If you want to give a listen to the full, nearly two-hour episode, head over to our Patreon and sign up today! Instantly unlock this show, along with hours and hours of exclusive content!
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S11: Episode 534 - The Pest
2 mars 2021 |
102 min
On this week's episode, the 2021 Listener Request Month kicks off with one of the most requested titles in show history, The Pest! Listen as the guys try their best to make heads or tails of this dreadful, dreadful film! Can you tell it took three days to write the script? What is with all of these offensive impressions The Pest is doing? Did Leguizamo think he was doing a Groucho Marx-level performance? And can we not with all the "little specimen" stuff, Jeffrey Jones? PLUS: Did Leguizamo himself push for this film to be ripped from theaters after a week?
The Pest stars John Leguizamo, Jeffrey Jones, Freddy Rodriguez, Edoardo Ballerini, Aries Spears, Charles Hallahan, Tammy Townsend, Tom McCleister, and Joe Morton; directed by Paul Miller.
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S11: Episode 533 - Live Wire
23 februari 2021 |
114 min
On this week's episode, the gang chats about this total banger of an early-90's action film, Live Wire! How did the whole town hear about Danny O'Neill's wife? What's Pierce trying to do with that accent? And is that a divorced guy apartment, or what? PLUS: This film contains no less than THREE exquisite dummy explosions!
Live Wire stars Pierce Brosnan, Ron Silver, Ben Cross, Lisa Eilbacher, Tony Plana, Brent Jennings, Philip Baker Hall, and Al Waxman; directed by Christian Duguay.
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S11: Episode 532 - Mr. Nanny (with Clint Worthington)
16 februari 2021 |
114 min
On this week's episode, the gang welcomes film critic Clint Worthington onto the show to chat about the family-friendly wrassler classic, Mr. Nanny! How hilarious is that opening Hulk Hogan nightmare scene? What dialogue was said in his infamous sex tape? And was that dog getting murdered? PLUS: The return of the VHS Trailer Game!
Mr. Nanny stars Terry 'Hulk' Hogan, Sherman Hemsley, David Johansen, Robert Hy Gorman, Madeline Zima, Mother Love, and Austin Pendleton; directed by Michael Gottlieb.
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S11: Episode 530 - P.S. I Love You
9 februari 2021 |
107 min
This week on the show, it's a special episode just in time for Valentine's Day as the guys chat about the absolutely abhorrent rom-com, P.S. I Love You! Who in the world would plan this all out and force it upon their grieving loved one? Why did they think powerhouse dramatic actor Hilary Swank could pull off a goofy romantic comedy? Why not just hire a couple of Irish actors here? And is Harry Connick Jr. playing a serial killer? PLUS: Look out for this Hellraiser-themed urn!
P.S. I Love You stars Hilary Swank, Gerard "American Mike" Butler, Harry Connick Jr., Lisa Kudrow, Gina Gershon, James Marsters, Kathy Bates, Nellie McKay, Dean Winters, and Jeffrey Dean Morgan; directed by Richard LaGravenese.
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S11: Episode 529 - The Karate Kid Part II
2 februari 2021 |
143 min
On this week's episode, the gang is chatting about the wild karate-driven sequel, The Karate Kid Part II! How horrendously embarrassed must Miyagi be dealing with this kid at the airport? What's with Sato's escort service? And how many times did Miyagi "fix that refrigerator"? PLUS: Featuring the voice talents of "Peter Falk," "Alan Alda," and "Gary Busey."
The Karate Kid Part II stars Noriyuki 'Pat' Morita, Ralph Macchio, Martin Kove, Yuji Okumoto, Danny Kamekona, Tamlyn Tomita, and Nobu McCarthy; directed by John Avildsen.
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S11: Episode 528 - Bad Boys for Life
26 januari 2021 |
123 min
On this week's episode, the gang wraps up Worst of 2020 month with a chat about the totally unnecessary sequel, Bad Boys for Life! Why can't poor Marcus just retire already? Is Mike Lowery becoming an even more deranged serial killer? And wow, you never thought you'd miss Michael Bay so much, huh? PLUS: Be sure to catch the hit new David Lynch-hosted day-time talk show, David!
Bad Boys for Life stars Will Smith, Martin Lawrence, Vanessa Hudgens, Joe Pantoliano, Paola Nuñez, Kate del Castillo, Jacob Scipio, Alexander Ludwig, Charles Melton, Nicky Jam, Theresa Randle, and DJ Khaled; directed by Adil & Bilall.
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S11: Episode 527 - Birds of Prey (PREVIEW)
22 januari 2021 |
6 min
On this month's WLM the gang is chatting about one of their faves from 2020, Cathy Yan's Birds of Prey! How incredible are some of the visuals in this film? Like that factory explosion?! How refreshing was it to watch—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only. To access the whole show, head over to our Patreon and sign up today! Instantly access this WLM episode along with hours and hours of exclusive content!
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S11: Episode 526 - Fantasy Island
19 januari 2021 |
115 min
On this week's episode, the gang is chatting about one of the most bat-shit crazy films they've seen in a while, Fantasy Island! Why couldn't we get one movie instead of five different television plot lines stitched together? Doesn't Michael Peña deserve better? Yes! And how outrageous is Rooker's hairdo here? PLUS: We strongly urge you to watch the movie before listening to this episode; it's truly a seeing is believing situation and you won't want to spoil the insanity!
Fantasy Island stars Michael Peña, Maggie Q, Lucy Hale, Austin Stowell, Jimmy O. Yang, Portia Doubleday, Ryan Hansen, Michael Rooker, and Marisa Fitz-Henley; directed by Jeff Wadlow.
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S11: Animation Damnation - The Lego Star Wars Holiday Special (PREVIEW)
14 januari 2021 |
4 min
On this month's AD, the gang chats about the Disney+ original, The Lego Star Wars Holiday Special! Was this thing crafted specifically to appeal to all these stuck-in-the-past Star Wars fans? Why couldn't they throw some more lines to Billy Dee? And is this better or worse than—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only. To access the full show, head over to our Patreon and sign up today. Instantly unlock this AD, along with hours and hours of exclusive WHM content!
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S11: Episode 525 - Dolittle
12 januari 2021 |
103 min
On this week's episode, the gang is chatting about the abhorrent, embarrassing, talking animal dud, Dolittle! If more competently put together, is there a real movie here? Why is RDJ distracting himself with that accent? And he did WHAT to that dragon? PLUS: Hire real voice actors for these movies!
Dolittle stars Robert Downey Jr., Antonio Banderas, Michael Sheen, Jim Broadbent, Jessie Buckley, and the voices of Emma Thompson, Rami Malek, John Cena, Kumail Nanjiani, Octavia Spencer, Tom Holland, Craig Robinson, Ralph Fiennes, Selena Gomez, and 9/11 truther Marion Cotillard; directed by Stephen Gaghan.
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S11: Episode 524 - Wonder Woman 1984 (with Angelica Jade Bastién)
5 januari 2021 |
181 min
On the first episode of 2021, the gang welcomes back friend of the show and Vulture writer, Angelica Jade Bastién to chat about the real let down that is Wonder Woman 1984! How bad do they do by these classic hero AND villain characters in this sequel? As incredible and handsome as he is, did Chris Pine really need to be in this? And what were they thinking with that Egypt sequence? PLUS: Come on with that cameo!
Catch the WHM gang LIVE (on the Internet) on Friday, January 15th talking about the outrageous and unnecessary sequel, Terminator: Dark Fate! Click here for tickets!
Wonder Woman 1984 stars Gal Godot, Chris Pine, Pedro Pascal, Kristen Wiig, Robin Wright, Connie Nielsen, Ravi Patel, Lilly Aspell, and Natasha Rothwell; directed by Patty Jenkins.
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The Nexus #52 - Star Trek (2009) (PREVIEW)
29 december 2020 |
8 min
On this very special edition of The Nexus, the gang closes out 2020 with a lengthy discussion about the better-than-they-remembered 2009 J.J. Abrams Star Trek. Were the lens flares really that bad? Are we still cool with the Beasties on the soundtrack? And how rad was that—WHOA THERE! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon and subscribe today! Instantly unlock this episode along with hours and hours of exclusive content you can't get anywhere else!
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S11: Episode 523 - A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
29 december 2020 |
123 min
On the final episode of 2020, the gang sits back to chat about the beloved Wes Craven classic, A Nightmare on Elm Street! Was Freddy trying to cover his tracks by framing Rod? How much does Saxon despise that ex-wife? And could that EMT crew be any less professional? PLUS: You want Bob Shaye to green light your picture? Better make sure there's a role for Lin!
A Nightmare on Elm Street stars Robert Englund, Heather Langenkamp, John Saxon, Johnny Depp, Jsu Garcia, Amanda Wyss, Ronee Blakely, and Lin Shaye; directed by Wes Craven.
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S11: WHM Mail Bag: The 2020 Holiday Extravaganza
23 december 2020 |
113 min
On the final Mail Bag of the year, it's the annual Holiday Extravaganza! On this episode the guys answer questions from the audience; drink some beers; tell some ridiculous stories (some based around backyard wrestling); and read letters about ghost sex, a movie-going divorced dad, Rudy Giuliani being a filthy pig at the movies, and much more!
If you have questions for the gang or want your weird/wild story read on the air, write into the mail bag: [email protected]!
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S11: Episode 522 - The Muppet Christmas Carol
22 december 2020 |
121 min
On this week's special WHM holiday episode, the gang is chatting about one of the greatest puppet-led films of all time, The Muppet Christmas Carol! How incredible is Michael Caine in this movie? What's the breakdown of Muppets you can and cannot eat? Are those offspring biologically accurate? And is the Ghost of Christmas Present smoking weed in there? PLUS: Have a look at the latest UK food sensation, Potato in a Boot!
The Muppet Christmas Carol stars Michael Caine, Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, The Great Gonzo, Rizzo the Rat, Fozzie Bear, Steve Whitmire, Jerry Nelson, David Goelz, and the legendary Frank Oz; directed by Brian Henson.
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S11: Episode 521 - Batman Returns (with Jamelle Bouie)
15 december 2020 |
151 min
On this week's WLM episode, the gang welcomes friend of the show, Jamelle Bouie back to the program to heap endless praise on one of the all-time greats, Batman Returns! Has Michelle Pfeiffer ever been better? Why did Batman have to 'scratch' the CD of the Penguin recording? How terrifying is that abandoned zoo? And has a family film ever embraced the threat of child murder more? PLUS: Oswald Cobblepot: the David Koresh of the Gotham sewer?
Batman Returns stars Michael Keaton, Michelle Pfeiffer, Danny DeVito, Christopher Walken, Michael Gough, Michael Murphy, Cristi Conaway, Andrew Bryniarski, Steve Witting, Jane Hooks, Vincent Schiavelli, and Pat Hingle; directed by Tim Burton.
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S11: Episode 520 - The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (PREVIEW)
9 december 2020 |
7 min
Our marathon episode of LOTR: Fellowship drops Thursday, December 10, but we wanted to get the party going a little early! Here's a super-sized clip to whet your appetite before the whole thing goes live tomorrow on our Patreon! If you don't yet have access and want to listen to the whole show, head over to our Patreon and sign up today. You'll get this episode when it drops, along with instant access to hours and hours of exclusive bonus content you cannot get anywhere else!
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S11: Episode 519 - Fargo
8 december 2020 |
142 min
On this week's WLM episode, the gang is chatting about the Coen Brothers classic, Fargo! How perfect is the dive bar at the beginning? Has Buscemi ever been better? And can John Carroll Lynch make us some eggs? PLUS: What if the Kool-Aid Man was from Fargo?
Fargo stars Frances McDormand, William H. Macy, Steve Buscemi, Peter Stormare, Harve Presnell, John Carroll Lynch, Steve Reevis, Larry Brandenburg, and Steve Park as Mike Yanagita; directed by Joel Coen.
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S11: The WHM 2020 Halloween Spook2cular Mail Bag
8 december 2020 |
87 min
On this episode of the WHM Mail Bag, the guys are getting into the holiday spirit by reading some spooky AND scary letters, and taking some ghoulish questions from the audience!
To catch these WHM Mail Bag episodes while they're hot, be sure to subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch the episodes live! And be sure to tune in this Thursday, December 10th, 2020, for the holiday-themed final mail bag of the year!
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Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #24 - Yoda (PREVIEW)
4 december 2020 |
6 min
On this month's Gleep Glossary entry, the gang gathers round to chat about one of the most obscure characters in Star Wars history, Yoda! Was our good pal Yoda originally just—HEY NOW! Episode for subscribers only, this is! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon and sign up today, you must! Instantly access this episode, along with hours upon hours of exclusive content!
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S11: Episode 518 - Citizen Kane
1 december 2020 |
169 min
This week on the program, we kick off the 2020 We Love Movies month with a super-sized episode on Orson Welles' monster cinematic achievement, Citizen Kane! How easily do audiences fall for young Kane and his "I love the working man" B.S.? Who sings and dances to their own theme song? And really—paying that much money to die in Florida? PLUS: Does Jim Davis have a Kane-sized Garfield fortune?
Citizen Kane stars Joseph Cotton, Dorothy Comingore, Agnes Moorehead, Ruth Warrick, Ray Collins, Everett Sloane, and Orson Welles; produced, co-written and directed by Orson Welles.
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S11: Episode 517 - The Firm
24 november 2020 |
141 min
On this week's episode, the gang preps for Thanksgiving by offering up the final Brimsgiving episode—a bountiful chat all about the ridiculously long, totally engaging, Tom Cruise-starring, John Grisham legal thriller adaptation, The Firm! How close are these senior partners at The Firm to pulling actual Rosemary's Baby type stuff? How horny is Hackman's character supposed to get? And why was everyone dressed so formally to attend that steamboat museum tour? PLUS: The WHM thesis comes together as the guys try to juggle impressions of Gary Busey and Holly Hunter—two of their celebrated celebrity voices that sound exactly the same!
The Firm stars Wilford Brimley, Tom Cruise, Gene Hackman, Jeanne Tripplehorn, Hal Holbrook, Terry Kinney, Ed Harris, Holly Hunter, David Strathairn, Gary Busey, Steven Hill, and Jerry Hardin; directed by Sydney Pollack.
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S11: Episode 515 - Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins
17 november 2020 |
100 min
On this episode, Brimsgiving hits its worst film in the lineup, the absolutely abhorrent Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins! What in the world were they thinking with this Joel Grey performance and makeup? Was Fred Ward really that much more recognizable than Bruce Willis? And why did they place all their action sequences completely out of order? PLUS: Marvel as Brimley never stands the entire film!
Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins stars Wilford Brimley, Fred Ward, Joel Grey, J.A. Preston, Kate Mulgrew, George Coe, Charles Cioffi, Patrick Kilpatrick, and Michael Pataki; directed by Guy Hamilton.
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Animation Damnation - Ewoks (PREVIEW)
13 november 2020 |
4 min
On this Brimsgiving-adjacent edition of Animation Damnation, the guys are chatting about a bonkers episode of the total trash Star Wars cartoon, Ewoks! The episode in question, " The Curse of the Jindas," originally aired on October 19th, 1985 and features Ewoks bathing in—Yub nub! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon page and sign up today. Instantly unlock this show, along with hours and hours of exclusive content!
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S11: Episode 514 - 10 to Midnight (with Josh Lewis)
10 november 2020 |
137 min
On this week's episode, Brimsgiving gets a bit sleazy as the gang welcomes Josh Lewis from the Sleazoids podcast to chat about the Charles Bronson horror/cop/thriller scuzz-fest, 10 to Midnight! How is there no scene of Brimley firing Bronson? Did the killer make a fake karate champion poster with his picture on it? And what's Bronson's problem with quiche? PLUS: What if Brimley and Bronson starred in some of the 1980's slasher franchises?
10 to Midnight stars Wilford Brimley, Charles Bronson, Lisa Eilbacher, Andrew Stevens, Gene Davis, and Geoffrey Lewis; directed by J. Lee Thompson.
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S11: Episode 513 - My Fellow Americans
3 november 2020 |
148 min
IT'S NOVEMBER 3RD, 2020: GO VOTE TODAY, AMERICA!
On the WHM 2020 Election Special, the gang kicks off the Brimsgiving celebrations with an episode on the ridiculous 1996 old man comedy, My Fellow Americans! Would Walter Matthau really have been able to play Garner's lothario ex-president? Who needed to hear Jack Lemmon wax poetic about wet dreams? And wow, Brimley playing the head of the DNC, huh? PLUS: A public restroom rant to beat the band!
My Fellow Americans stars Wilford Brimley, Jack Lemmon, James Garner, Dan Aykroyd, John Heard, Lauren Bacall, Sela Ward, Everett McGill, Bradley Whitford, James Rebhorn, Esther Rolle, Michael Peña, Ann Cusack, Marg Helgenberger, and Conchata Ferrell; directed by Peter Segal.
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The Mandalorian Half-Hour - Chapter 9: The Marshal (PREVIEW)
31 oktober 2020 |
7 min
CAUTION: THIS PREVIEW CONTAINS SOME LIGHT MANDO SPOILERS!
On the season premiere of The Mandalorian Half-Hour, the gang is chatting about the most excellent season two kick-off! In "Chapter Nine: The Marshal," we see Mando and Baby Yoda gambling on—HEY NOW! This is the way for subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon and sign up today! Instantly unlock this episode, along with hours and hours of exclusive bonus content!
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The Nexus #50 - "The Trouble with Tribbles" / "Manhunt" (PREVIEW)
30 oktober 2020 |
9 min
On the landmark 50th (!!!!) episode of The Nexus the gang is talking about a classic episode of TOS and a incredibly silly episode of TNG! First over on TOS it's the beloved episode, "The Trouble with Tribbles"! Originally airing December 29th, 1967, this episode features Kirk dressing down a—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon and sign up today! Instantly unlock this solid Trek talk along with hours and hours of exclusive bonus content you can't get anywhere else!
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S11: Episode 512 - Saw II
27 oktober 2020 |
126 min
On the final episode of the 2020 Spook2cular, the guys are chatting about the totally wretched blockbuster sequel, Saw II! Why couldn't the whole movie just focus on the people in the house and leave out the detectives? Couldn't they get anyone for this sequel? And how EXTREME is that needle pit? PLUS: What if Jigsaw was a huge ECW fan?
Saw II stars Tobin Bell, Shawnee Smith, Donnie Wahlberg, Erik Knudson, Franky G, and Dina Meyer; directed by Darren Lynn Bousman.
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S11: Episode 511 - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2 (PREVIEW)
22 oktober 2020 |
5 min
On this month's spook2cularly exclusive WLM episode, the gang has a spirited chat about the totally bonkers, but always wild ride, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2! How great is Dennis Hopper here? Why couldn't we see those preppy turds crash that car? And is this Texas town really that serious about their—WHHHYYYYYYYY YOOOOUUUU! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full episode, head over to our Patreon and sign up today. Instantly unlock this show along with hours, upon hours of exclusive WHM content you can't get anywhere else!
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S11: Episode 510 - Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies
20 oktober 2020 |
111 min
On this week's Spook2cular episode, the gang chats about the outrageously fun sequel, Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies! How awesome is Andrew Divoff in this role? Why did the Djinn need an office at the casino? And was this priest character really necessary for the whole film? PLUS: The Djinn crucifies Brett Favre in a Jets jersey!
Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies stars Andrew Divoff, Holly Fields, Chris Weber, Vyto Ruginis, Paul Johansson, Tommy 'Tiny' Lister, and Robert LaSardo; directed by Jack Sholder.
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S11: WHM Mail Bag - Watching 'Married to the Eiffel Tower' with Dad, Hanging with an Ex-KoЯn Member & More!
16 oktober 2020 |
87 min
Here now is the audio from our live-streamed Mail Bag from September where we're reading a few letters about a guy watching Married to the Eiffel Tower with his father, someone getting to hang with Brian Welch from KoЯn, and much, much more! We wrapped up the night by taking some Q's from the audience and answering live!
And be sure to watch our October Mail Bag episode which will be streaming LIVE this coming Thursday, October 22 at 8:00pm ET! It'll be broadcasting across our YouTube and Twitch channels, and our Twitter page! And if you have some spooky, Halloween-related stories to share or Q's for the gang, write into the mail bag: [email protected]!
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Animation Damnation - It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (PREVIEW)
16 oktober 2020 |
5 min
On this month's spooktacular episode of AD, the gang is chatting about one of the all-time greats, It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown! Look how easily they made Linus more—BOO! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon and sign up today! Instantly unlock this episode, along with hours, upon hours of exclusive WHM bonus material!
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S11: Episode 509 - Species II (with Angelica Jade Bastién)
13 oktober 2020 |
163 min
On this week's Spook2cular episode, the gang welcomes Vulture's Angelica Jade Bastién back to the show to have a good hang on the internet and chat about the outrageous sci-fi/horror sequel, Species II! What is with the embarrassing lack of peen shots? How awesome is George Dzundza as this ridiculous colonel? And where are all these alien kids getting those potato sacks? PLUS: Angelica tells the guys about Steve's next English television obsession, Naked Attraction!
Species II stars Michael Madsen, Natasha Henstridge, Marg Helgenberger, Mykelti Williamson, George Dzundza, James Cromwell, and Justin Lazard; directed by Peter Medak.
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S11: Episode 508 - Final Destination 2
6 oktober 2020 |
140 min
The gang kicks off the 2020 Spook2cular with a rousing discussion on the outrageously fun sequel, Final Destination 2! Was it such a good idea to make the dead meats all complete strangers? What's with all the reminders about the first film? We all saw it! And how do you not give the great Tony Todd more to do in this movie?! PLUS: The gang pitches a new globe-trotting travel/food show, Geographic Beefs!
Final Destination 2 stars Ali Larter, A.J. Cook, Michael Landes, David Paetkau, James Kirk, Lynda Boyd, Keegan Connor Tracy, Jonathan Cherry, Terrence, 'T.C.' Carson, Justina Machado, and the legendary Tony Todd; directed by David R. Ellis.
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S11: Episode 507 - Cool World
29 september 2020 |
132 min
On this week's episode, the gang chats about the grandaddy of all Stay Tuned films, Cool World! Is this whole movie just an acid freakout? Is Cool World the origin of The Order of Boop? And why are there so many horny cartoons? PLUS: Is this Hell?
IMPORTANT INFO CORRECTION: Contrary to what we mention on the plug here on this episode, we are appearing across BOTH weekends of the Salem Horror Fest! The first weekend (Oct. 2) our Animation Damnation on "Tales from the Cryptkeeper" is available and the second weekend (Oct. 9) you can catch our full-length WHM episode on Witchboard!
Cool World stars Gabriel Byrne, Brad Pitt, Kim Basinger, and a bunch of professional voice actors debasing themselves; directed by Ralph Bakshi.
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S11: Episode 505 - Ricochet
22 september 2020 |
152 min
On this week's episode, the gang's unofficial Stay Tuned month kicks into overdrive as they chat about what just may be... one of the greatest films of all time: Ricochet! What on Earth is with that incredible gladiator scene? Who runs out of a Port-O-Potty screaming mid-sentence? And did everybody get a good look at that extra who was ROCKING. OUT?! PLUS: Lithgow's execution line to Miguel Sandoval's character may be one of the most incredible deliveries in cinema!
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Ricochet stars Denzel Washington, John Lithgow, Ice-T, Kevin Pollak, Lindsay Wagner, Mary Ellen Trainor, Josh Evans, Sherman Howard, and John Amos; directed by Russell Mulcahy.
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Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #21 - Lowbacca (PREVIEW)
18 september 2020 |
4 min
On this month's Gleep Glossary, Eric tells the guys all about a completely useless character, Chewbacca's deadbeat nephew, Lowbacca! Why give him that awful nickname? Did Chris once meet Lowie at—::excited wookie noise::! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Instantly access not only this show, but hours and hours of exclusive content you can't get anywhere else!
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S11: Episode 504 - Double Jeopardy
15 september 2020 |
124 min
On this week's episode, the gang continues to celebrate this unofficial Stay Tuned month with a chat about the incredibly ridiculous thriller Double Jeopardy! How about this garbage trailer giving up the entire film in under three minutes? Hey, way to c-block that art phony, Bruce Greenwood! And why didn't Ashley Judd's character think. to. get. a. haircut?! PLUS: What is with that Kentucky Fried Accent on Mr. Devereaux?
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Double Jeopardy stars Ashley Judd, Tommy Lee Jones, Bruce Greenwood, and Annabeth Gish; directed by Bruce Beresford.
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Animation Damnation - Garfield and Friends (PREVIEW)
11 september 2020 |
3 min
On this month's Animation Damnation, the gang has a long overdue chat about a show they thought they remembered fondly, Garfield and Friends! The episode in question, "Binky Gets Cancelled!/U.S. Acres: Show Stoppers/Cutie and the Beast," originally aired back on October 7th, 1989 and features a terrifying—hey now! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon and sign up today! Instantly unlock not only this show, but hours and hours and hours of exclusive WHM content that's unavailable anywhere else!
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S11: Episode 503 - Toy Soldiers
8 september 2020 |
121 min
On the season eleven premiere of We Hate Movies, the gang heads back to school with the absolutely bonkers child action film, Toy Soldiers! Why couldn't Louis Gossett Jr's character be some kind of disgruntled Vietnam veteran? What's with this phone sex hangout? And just look at all the banana hammocks in this movie! PLUS: Did the Cannon Film Group assist in the special effects department?
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Toy Soldiers stars Sean Astin, Wil Wheaton, Keith Coogan, Andrew Divoff, R. Lee Ermey, Mason Adams, Denholm Elliot, Michael Champion, and Louis Gossett Jr.; directed by Daniel Petrie Jr.
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The KoЯnkast (Preview)
4 september 2020 |
4 min
On this very special patrons-only presentation, the gang spends close to two hours deconstructing every single track from KoЯn's breakthrough 1998 record, Follow the Leader! Come for the chunky guitars, stay for the—HEY you may Got the Life, but this KoЯnkast is for subscribers only! To experience the entire KoЯnkast, along with hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, click over to our Patreon page and sign up today!
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Unlock the Vault: Episode 377 - Ready Player One
1 september 2020 |
112 min
This week on the program, the gang is playing in the sand at Quarantine Beach so they're unlocking the vault to bring Episode 377, Ready Player One to the public! Why is an entire society obsessed with this weird, old man's life? Why didn't this dumb kid use the hover conversion more to his advantage? And could a film dump on The Shining any worse than this dumb sequence? PLUS: Steve reads some... "poetry"!
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Ready Player One stars Tye Sheridan, Olivia Cooke, Ben Mendelsohn, Lena Waithe, Simon Pegg, and Mark Rylance; directed by Steven Spielberg.
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S10: Episode 502 - While You Were Sleeping (with Chelsea Jupin)
25 augusti 2020 |
143 min
On the season ten finale, the gang welcomes Chelsea Jupin back to the show to celebrate Christmas in August with a chat about While You Were Sleeping! How many false memories does Andrew have about this movie? How long are they slipping on that ice? And should Sandy start slowly poisoning that creepy super? PLUS: This Christmas, While You Were Sleeping 2: The Murderer's Brother!
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While You Were Sleeping stars Sandra Bullock, Bill Pullman, Peter Gallagher, Peter Boyle, Jack Warden, Glynis Johns, Micole Mercurio, Michael Rispoli, Ally Walker, and Monica Keena; directed by Jon Turteltaub.
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S10: Episode 501 - Superman (PREVIEW)
21 augusti 2020 |
4 min
On this month's We Love Movies episode, the gang keeps the Superman party going as they chat about the original classic, Superman! How fantastic are Christopher Reeve's—HEY THERE! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, along with over 300 hours of exclusive bonus content, head over to our Patreon page and sign up today!
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S10: Episode 500 (Part II) - Superman IV Redux
20 augusti 2020 |
125 min
On the conclusion of WHM's FIVE HUNDREDTH (!!!) episode, the gang is chatting about the spectacular failure that is Superman IV: The Quest for Peace! Did Hackman flat-out refuse to use anything other than his real hair this time? Why sub out Otis for, ugh, Lenny Luthor? And could the producers not agree on a real villain to use, ultimately damning us with Nuclear Man? PLUS: One more HUGE thanks to our fantastic army of listeners and loyal subscribers—there would be no point in doing this without you; your support is what keeps this whole thing moving and encourages us to work harder and create all that much more fun stuff for you all to put in your ears! We thank you for hopping on during the first 500 and we look forward to having you around for the next 500!
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Superman IV: The Quest for Peace stars Christopher Reeve, Gene Hackman, Margot Kidder, Jon Cryer, Jackie Cooper, Marc McClure, Sam Wanamaker, Mariel Hemingway, and Mark Pillow as Nuclear Man; directed by Sidney J. Furie.
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S10: Episode 500 (Part I) - Superman III Redux
18 augusti 2020 |
144 min
On the 500th episode of We Hate Movies, the gang celebrates the big Five Hundo by re-chatting about two outrageously disappointing superhero movies! First up on part one, it's Superman III! Why did they bother writing a fake rich, white guy villain when they couldn't get Hackman? Why couldn't Pryor turn into Braniac by the end? And what is with that garbage comedy intro? PLUS: Tune in this Thursday to hear the second part of our 500th episode where we chat extensively about Superman IV: The Quest for Peace!
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Superman III stars Christopher Reeve, Richard Pryor, Annette O'Toole, Robert Vaughn, Margot Kidder, Gavan O'Herlihy, Jackie Cooper, Marc McClure, Annie Ross, and Pamela Stephenson; directed by Richard Lester.
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Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #20 - Jar Jar Binks (PREVIEW)
13 augusti 2020 |
4 min
On this month's very special edition of the Gleep Glossary, the gang is chatting about one of the all-time greats, everyone's favorite Gungan—Jar Jar Binks! How many jobs has Jar Jar washed out of? How much of Phantom Menace's problem is—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, along with hours and hours of exclusive bonus content unavailable anywhere else, head over to our Patreon and sign up today!
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S10: Episode 499 - Multiplicity
11 augusti 2020 |
117 min
On the episode before 500, the gang chats about the outrageous Michael Keaton clone comedy, Multiplicity! Why in the world is Harris Yulin's character only in a single sequence of the film? Why do the clones have different personalities from Michael Keaton Prime? And what's the policy on having sex with your own clone? PLUS: A tale about Al Franken talking documentaries with Eric and Chris!
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Multiplicity stars Michael Keaton, Andie MacDowell, Harris Yulin, Richard Masur, Eugene Levy, Ann Cusack, John de Lancie, Brian Doyle-Murray, Obba Babatundé, and Julie Bowen; directed by Harold Ramis.
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Animation Damnation - "Inspector Gadget" (PREVIEW)
6 augusti 2020 |
3 min
On this month's Animation Damnation, the gang is chatting about a completely ridiculous episode of the dimwitted cartoon sensation, Inspector Gadget! The episode covered this month, "Monster Lake," originally aired September 13th, 1983 and features Gadget driving his car straight off—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers and M.A.D. agents only! To access the full Inspector Gadget AD, along with hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, head over to our Patreon and sign up today!
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S10: Episode 498 - Dante's Peak (with Justin J. Case)
4 augusti 2020 |
124 min
On this week's episode, the gang kicks off an unofficial Stay Tuned month by welcoming back dear friend and Disaster Movie Expert, Justin J. Case, to tackle the lesser of the two major 1990's volcano movies, Dante's Peak! How horrendous is that grandma character? Why does the mayor have to work at the diner? And what's with all the water-related kills here?! Where's all the lava? PLUS: Grandma's got skeleton legs!
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Dante's Peak stars Pierce Brosnan, Linda Hamilton, Elizabeth Hoffman, Charles Hallahan, Grant Heslov, and Tzi Ma; directed by Roger Donaldson.
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MELR0210 #33 - 90210 "The Next Fifty Years"
30 juli 2020 |
83 min
On the season finale of MELR0210 the gang takes a Super Mario warp tunnel to Beverly Hills, 90210's second season so they can chat about the much-hyped episode, "The Next Fifty Years"! Originally airing November 7, 1991, this is the infamous Scott Scanlon accidental suicide episode that's been talked about since the birth of WHM! On top of showcasing Scott's final appearance on the show, this episode also features one of the most awkward birthday parties ever filmed, some heinous line dancing, multiple time capsules, a Mel Silver appearance, and one of the best Dylan McKay lines of all time!
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S10: Episode 497 - Sherlock Holmes (2009)
28 juli 2020 |
104 min
On this week's episode, the 2020 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza comes to an end with a spirited conversation about Guy Ritchie's 2009 feature-length fist-fight, Sherlock Holmes! Why must we sit through so much slow motion punching? Why bother so obviously dangling Moriarty throughout the entire film only to save him for the sequel? And what's with the heavy lean into all the Harry Potter aesthetics? PLUS: A Tubi TV discrepancy causes a major scandal!
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Sherlock Holmes stars Robert Downey Jr., Jude Law, Rachel McAdams, Mark Strong, and Eddie Marsan; directed by Guy Ritchie.
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MELR0210 #32 - Melrose Place "The Whole Truth"
24 juli 2020 |
70 min
On this week's MELR0210, the gang is talking about the Jo-tastic Melrose Place episode, "The Whole Truth"! Originally airing November 18th, 1992, this episode features Jo being super mysterious with everybody still, Jake taking Jo to the Riverboat Strangler's desert drop site, Jane getting a new job with a real POS fashion designer, Matt dropping his lawsuit in favor of a halfway house return, and Billy dealing with a ::checks notes:: bad toothache! PLUS: Billy & Alison's various sex dreams!
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S10: Episode 496 - Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life
21 juli 2020 |
109 min
On the penultimate episode of the 2020 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza, the gang is chatting about the totally lazy and unnecessary sequel, Lara Croft Tomb Raider: Cradle of Life! How cheap does that CGI shark look? Why did they bother keeping the two dolt tech characters? And what's with the 11th hour tree monsters? PLUS: The guys come up with their best fake-movie-that-should-just-be-a-real-movie yet: Screenplay Camp!
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Lara Croft Tomb Raider: Cradle of Life stars Angelina Jolie, Gerard "American Mike" Butler, Ciarán Hinds, Chris Barrie, Noah Taylor, Djimon Hounsou, Til Schweiger, and Simon Yam; directed by Jan de Bont.
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MELR0210 #31 - 90210 "A Fling in Palm Springs"
17 juli 2020 |
72 min
On this week's MELR0210 the gang has a spirited chat about the pretty darn good Beverly Hills, 90210 episode, "A Fling in Palm Springs"! Originally airing February 21, 1991, this episode features David Silver and his awesome grandparents, Scott getting horrifically ditched, Steve Sanders being disgusted by goth girls, Kelly turning Steve down, Donna pretending to read a book, Brenda sleeping in a closet, Dylan having an old neighbor over for orange juice, Brandon busting a homeless kid, and Andrea being humiliated by a child! PLUS: Are kids really going this ape shit during Presidents' Day weekend?
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S10: Episode 495 - Raiders of the Lost Ark (PREVIEW)
15 juli 2020 |
4 min
On this month's exclusive We Love Movies episode, the gang gets together (virtually) to chat about one of their all-time faves, Raiders of the Lost Ark! Why couldn't they get a better—hey now! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon and sign up today! Instantly access not only this show, but hours upon hours of exclusive bonus material that you cannot get anywhere else!
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S10: Episode 494 - The Terminal
14 juli 2020 |
115 min
On this week's episode, the 2020 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza takes a layover to JFK to chat about Steven Spielberg's low stakes sap-fest, The Terminal! Why doesn't Tucci's character get his at the end? Why couldn't Catherine Zeta-Jones play an investigative reporter who breaks Viktor's story instead of a flight attendant that does nothing? And on what planet is this guy getting a New York City airport Burger King cheeseburger for 74 cents in 2004? PLUS: Memento, except it's ketchup packets instead of insulin!
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The Terminal stars Tom Hanks, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Stanley Tucci, Chi McBride, Diego Luna, Barry Shabaka Henley, Kumar Pallana, and Zoe Saldana; directed by Steven Spielberg.
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MELR0210 #30 - Melrose Place "House of God"
10 juli 2020 |
63 min
On this week's MELR0210, the gang is chatting about the Melrose Place episode, "House of God"! Originally airing November 11th, 1992, this game-changing episode features the debut of Daphne Zuniga as mysterious New York photographer Jo Reynolds, Allison kicking a dryer, Billy watching Allison sleep, Rhonda moving her entire apartment in a morning, Jake having shower trouble, and Michael and Jane poorly handling a domestic violence situation.
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Animation Damnation - The Mask (PREVIEW)
8 juli 2020 |
4 min
This month on AD, the guys are chatting about the absolutely abhorrent cartoon adaptation, The Mask! The episode in question, "Mr. Mask Goes to Washington," originally aired September 24th, 1996 and features The Mask getting obsessed over crab–WHOA SOMEBODY STOPPED YOU! This episode is for subscribers only! To listen to the full show, head over to our Patreon and sign up today. Instantly access this show along with hours and hours and hours of exclusive content!
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S10: Episode 493 - The Mask
7 juli 2020 |
126 min
On this week's episode, the 2020 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza heads to Edge City where the gang has a spirited chat about the 1994 Jim Carrey smash hit, The Mask! Why couldn't the studio let this be closer to the Hard R content of the comic? Was this film responsible for the return of swing music? And how exhausted must Jim Carrey have been for like, all of 1995-98? PLUS: Freddy Krueger and The Mask... the same person?
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The Mask stars Jim Carrey, Cameron Diaz, Peter Riegert, Peter Greene, Amy Yasbeck, Richard Jeni, and Reg E. Cathey; directed by Chuck Russell.
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MELR0210 #29 - 90210 "East Side Story"
2 juli 2020 |
67 min
On this week's MELR0210, the gang is chatting about the ridiculous Beverly Hills, 90210 episode, "East Side Story"! Originally airing February 14th, 1991, this episode features Brandon being "shockingly" ignorant about race relations in Los Angeles, Jim and Cindy throwing a party for a new client, Brenda and the gang getting some free bathing suits, David Silver bothering M.C. Hammer's receptionist, and yet another Brandon Girl-of-the-Week we'll never see again!
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S10: Episode 492 - The Expendables
30 juni 2020 |
126 min
This week on the program, the 2020 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza heads to Team-Up Town with a discussion all about the first film in a trilogy of dried out beef, The Expendables! What's going on with Stallone's facial hair in this movie? How many of the Expendables are the "Knife Guy" on the team? Was that really just Jet Li asking Sly for a raise? And look at all those gasoline trenches! PLUS: Somebody! Call! Dudikoff!
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The Expendables stars Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Eric Roberts, Randy Couture, Steve Austin, Terry Crews, Mickey Rourke, David Zayas, Giselle Itié, Charisma Carpenter, Gary Daniels, Bruce Willis, and Arnold Schwarzenegger; directed by Sylvester Stallone.
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MELR0210 #28 - Melrose Place "Drawing the Line"
26 juni 2020 |
67 min
We close out another week in quarantine with a MELR0210 episode all about the Melrose Place entry, "Drawing the Line"! Originally airing November 4, 1992, this episode features Allison's relationship with Keith hitting the skids when Keith's wife shows up, Billy asking Allison to go back out in the rain to pick him up dinner, Rhonda getting a ridiculous roommate that may or may not be an alien, Matt asking his parents for money for the lawsuit, Michael fixing a roof tile or two, Jane getting into it with Allison over her relationship with Keith, and Keith being a total coward about the whole thing! PLUS: Captain Picard books some time in the Mel Rowe's Place holosuite program!
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S10: Episode 491 - Shrek the Third
23 juni 2020 |
120 min
On this week's episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza rolls on as the gang reaches their, apparently annual it seems, Shrek-tacular episode—this year covering the heinous Shrek the Third! Why did we need to see Shrek's nipples multiple times? Who thought bringing Arthurian Legend into the franchise was a good idea? And why do so many animation studios feel the need to cram celebrities into minor roles, stealing voice work away from hard-working voice actors? PLUS: Shrek gets cast as Patrick Bateman over Christian Bale and the results are... something!
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Shrek the Third stars Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Antonio Banderas, Cameron Diaz, Julie Andrews, John Cleese, Rupert Everett, Eric Idle, and Justin Timberlake; directed by Chris Miller and Raman Hui.
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MELR0210 #27 - 90210 "Slumber Party" (with Amir Blumenfeld)
23 juni 2020 |
64 min
On the first of TWO MELR0210 episodes this week, the gang welcomes the co-host of If I Were You, host of the NBA super-fan podcast Buckets, and all-around good dude, Amir Blumenfeld to chat about the Beverly Hills, 90210 episode, "Slumber Party"! Originally airing January 31st, 1991, this episode has Brenda hosting a Women's Conference/slumber party at the Walsh residence, Kelly opening up about a tragic event that everyone immediately ignores, Donna being dull as dirt, Andrea bearing her soul as awkwardly as possible, a friend of Kelly's destroying everything in her path like a social tornado, and Steve and Brandon getting conned by two lovely ladies! PLUS: David Silver stars in, Beyond Wacky Hi-jinks!
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MELR0210 #26 - Melrose Place "Dreams Come True"
19 juni 2020 |
66 min
We roll into the weekend with one more MELR0210 episode, this time talking about the Melrose Place episode, "Dreams Come True!" Originally airing October 28th, 1992, this episode features Allison really getting confused over her affair with Keith, Billy standing up for Allison, Sandy getting a big role on a soap and leaving forever, Jake shrugging his shoulders over Sandy leaving, Rhonda celebrating Sandy's exit, Michael and Jane doing nothing, and Matt being assaulted for being gay, a plot point the show doesn't give enough air time. PLUS: Keith and Allison adopt middle-aged Dennis Farina!
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Animation Damnation - Scooby Doo, Where Are You? (PREVIEW)
18 juni 2020 |
4 min
On this month's AD, the gang is chatting about an incredibly outdated (read: racist) episode of the classic show, Scooby Doo, Where Are You? The episode in question, "Mystery Mask Mix-Up," originally aired September 19th, 1970 and features the gang trying to find a stolen—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon and sign up today! Instantly access this "Scooby Doo, Where Are You?" episode of Animation Damnation, along with hours upon hours of exclusive bonus content!
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S10: Episode 490 - The Mummy (1999)
16 juni 2020 |
116 min
On this week's episode, the 2020 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza continues as the gang chats about the absolutely delightful (Andrew's words) Stephen Sommers blockbuster, The Mummy! What did they do to Rachel Weisz's eyebrows in this movie? Could anyone get a headcount on all the hunks? Why couldn't they do more practical effects, especially considering the CGI mummy looks like trash? And should they let anyone know that old man is dead? PLUS: Who would subscribe to our bizarrely-titled Rachel Weisz filmography podcast, Weiszin' the Juice?
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The Mummy stars Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz, John Hannah, Arnold Vosloo, Kevin J. O'Connor, Jonathan Hyde, Oded Fehr, and the Wheezin' the Juice Guy himself, Erick Avari; directed by Stephen Sommers.
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MELR0210 #25 - 90210 "One Man and a Baby"
15 juni 2020 |
63 min
We kick off another week in quarantine with our first MELR0210 episode of the week and this time we're chatting about the Beverly Hills, 90210 episode, "One Man and a Baby"! Originally airing January 24th, 1991, this episode features Brandon dating a girl who has a kid, said girl sticking Brandon with babysitting, Jim and Cindy remembering how awful it is to have kids, Brenda and Kelly going skydiving, Steve Sanders actually making an effort, Nat almost throwing up at the thought of Brandon having a kid, and the rest of the cast not appearing in this episode because hey, whatever?! PLUS: Jim Belushi's titular Principal returns to run the wrong-side-of-the-tracks Beverly High!
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MELR0210 #24 - Melrose Place "Polluted Affairs"
11 juni 2020 |
62 min
On the second MELR0210 episode of the week, the gang is chatting about a ridiculous Allison-centric episode of Melrose Place, "Polluted Affairs"! Originally airing October 21st, 1992, this episode has Allison falling for creepy marine biologist Keith, Billy failing to understand how credit cards and student loans work, Jane trying out Rhonda's aerobics class, Michael turning a bit Crabby Uncle with Billy, Matt getting conned into being the third wheel again, and Jake just sitting around talking smack about baseball! PLUS: Uh-oh, y'all! Sandy's gone missin'!
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S10: Episode 489 - Scooby-Doo
9 juni 2020 |
122 min
On this week's episode the 2020 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza kicks off in high fashion with a discussion on the 2002 live-action adaptation, Scooby-Doo! Why did only half the cast know how to play their characters? Why did Scrappy-Doo need to be in this movie at all? And who authorized this Sugar Ray cameo? PLUS: Wait, Velma helped develop drone strike technology?
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Scooby-Doo stars Linda Cardellini, Matthew Lillard, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Freddie Prinze Jr., Rowan Atkinson, Isla Fisher, Miguel A. Núñez Jr., and Neil Fanning as Scooby; directed by Raja Gosnell
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MELR0210 #23 - 90210 "B.Y.O.B."
8 juni 2020 |
82 min
We kick off this week's MELR0210 episodes with a chat about the Beverly Hills, 90210 'sode, "B.Y.O.B."! Originally airing January 10th, 1991, this episode features Brandon and Brenda throwing a raging party, Steve Sanders being a creep bartender, Jim and Cindy getting hit on by a gross couple, Dylan offering some sage advice, Donna dancing with Other Guy, Kelly making some bad booze-fueled decisions, Scott and David trying to sneak into the Walsh Rager, and a pretty decently executed lesson about drunk driving! PLUS: Apologies in advance for "Little Brandon."
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MELR0210 #22 - Melrose Place "A Promise Broken" (Special Commentary Edition)
5 juni 2020 |
59 min
On this week's very special sync-able commentary edition of MELR0210, the gang is watching the total whiff of a Melrose Place episode, "A Promise Broken." Originally airing September 30th, 1992, this episode features Jane and Michael suffering a loss and Michael being shitty about it as usual, Billy playing with Alison's bra, Jake breaking and entering, Alison repeating herself for the 30th time about Billy being terrible to her, and Sandy, Rhonda and Matt buying Jane and Michael a dog as a surprise like total jerks!
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S10: Episode 487 - Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
3 juni 2020 |
130 min
On this week's episode, Pirate Mania finally docks for good as the gang chats about the last (for now) entry in the franchise, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales! Why does Javier Bardem's character design have to have so many weirdo things going on? What's with the wacky Barbossa timeline? And good lord with that heinous de-aging! PLUS: We finally get some actual non-paranormal pirate antics!
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales stars Johnny Depp, Javier Bardem, Geoffrey Rush, Brenton Thwaites, Kaya Scodelario, David Wenham, Stephen Graham, and Kevin McNally as Gibbs; directed by Joachim Rønning and Espen Sandberg.
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MELR0210 #21 - 90210 "Isn't It Romantic?"
1 juni 2020 |
74 min
We kick off another week with some piping hot Beverly Hills, 90210 conversation on an all-new MELR0210! The episode in question, "Isn't It Romantic?" originally aired back on January 3rd, 1991 and features Brenda finally falling for Dylan, Brandon and Dylan fixing Brandon's terrible car, Dylan helping his dad cheese on the Feds, Jim Walsh absolutely not having any of it this week, Cindy also kind of crushing on Dylan, Steve Sanders creeping out a guest speaker at school, Donna participating in a montage, Kelly hooking Brenda up with loads of condoms, and Scott being refused sex ed access by his own mother and David trying to help! PLUS: Did a prime time soap opera actually pull off a successful Very Special Episode?!
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MELR0210 #20 - Melrose Place "Burned"
29 maj 2020 |
72 min
On this week's second MELR0210 entry, the gang is chatting about the Melrose Place episode, "Burned"! This dull and confused-message episode originally aired September 16th, 1992, and it showcases Billy being racist, Rhonda yelling at Billy for being racist, Jake dealing with his boozy mom crashing on his couch, Sandy interfering with Jake's family problems, Michael being an asshole in a parenting class, Jane being blind to Michael's buffoonery, Alison getting lied to by Billy for the tenth week in a row, and Matt getting another chance to actually acknowledge he's gay! PLUS: Tap Dance + Street Fighting = Robert De Niro kicks!
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S10: Episode 486 - Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (with Jourdain Searles)
26 maj 2020 |
114 min
On this week's episode, Pirate Mania claims another victim as the gang welcomes film critic and co-host of the Bad Romance Podcast, Jourdain Searles to chat about the... sigh... fourth installment of this Mickey Mouse franchise, Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides! How many sword fights in the rafters must we endure? What's with that Judi Dench cameo? And how do you not show the Pearl sailing out of that bottle at the end? PLUS: Did everyone get a look at Barbossa's cool thermos?
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides stars Johnny Depp, Penélope Cruz, Geoffrey Rush, Ian McShane, Kevin McNally, Sam Claflin, Astrid Bergès-Frisbey, Stephen Graham, Keith Richards, and the legendary Richard Griffiths; directed by Rob Marshall.
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MELR0210 #19 - 90210 "The Gentle Art of Listening"
25 maj 2020 |
72 min
We kick off another week of quarantined pods with an all-new ep of MELR0210! The episode in question, a Beverly Hills, 90210 entry titled "The Gentle Art of Listening," originally graced the airwaves on December 6th, 1990. This wild episode features Brenda getting in too deep at a teen crisis hotline, Brandon thinking he's going to sleep with a massage therapist that used to work at the Peach Pit, Nat getting a bit loud in the back room, Scott botching a public prank phone call, Steve Sanders celebrating Grudge Week, David emceeing his first school event, Dylan not being around enough, and Andrea being needlessly condescending to Brenda!
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MELR0210 #18 - Melrose Place "Responsibly Yours"
22 maj 2020 |
68 min
We're gliding into the weekend with our second MELR0210 episode of the week, all about the Melrose Place episode, "Responsibly Yours"! Originally airing September 9th, 1992, this episode has Billy dating a stand-up comedian and forcing his way into her life, Alison getting ripped off by Billy to the tune of $300 and however much else it cost to waste the day at Magic Mountain, Sandy and Jake trying to go on a date and not complicate things with sex which is impossible obviously, Rhonda getting her cooking insulted by Billy, and Matt absolutely vibing with Dawn's stand-up material! PLUS: Is Jake a secret-ish serial killer?
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The Nexus #45 - "Journey to Babel" / "The Icarus Factor" (PREVIEW)
21 maj 2020 |
5 min
On this month's SUPER-SIZED journey into The Nexus, the gang is chatting about two Trek episodes with severe daddy issues! First up on TOS, it's Spock having daddy issues in "Journey to Babel"! Originally airing November 17th, 1967, this episode features the debut of—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon and sign up today. Instantly access this episode, along with hours and hours of exclusive bonus content!
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S10: Episode 485 - Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (with Ben Worcester)
19 maj 2020 |
141 min
On this week's show, Pirate Madness takes another soul when Hooked on TJ Hooker's Ben Worcester drops by to chat about the incredibly bloated third installment in the franchise, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End! Who thought of starting a Disney movie with a child hanging? Does Davy Jones really look like a monster only because he's bad at his job? And what's with all those crabs? PLUS: Look out! It's a.... GIANT... WOMAN!
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End stars Johnny Depp, Keira Knightley, Orlando Bloom, Geoffrey Rush, Jack Davenport, Bill Nighy, Jonathan Pryce, Lee Arenberg, Mackenzie Crook, Kevin McNally, Stellan Skarsgård, Tom Hollander, Chow Yun-Fat, Keith Richards, and Naomie Harris; directed by Gore Verbinski.
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MELR0210 #17 - 90210 "The 17 Year Itch"
18 maj 2020 |
81 min
We kick off another week of all-new pods as the gang chats about the Beverly Hills, 90210 episode, "The 17 Year Itch," on our first of two MELR0210 episodes! Originally airing November 29th, 1990, this episode features Cindy and Jim having some marriage trouble, Brenda and Brandon taking a weird twin test, David yearning to be the school's new radio DJ, and Steve Sanders washing out hard at another extra-curricular activity! PLUS: ::bad Aaron Spelling impression:: Ya know, maybe Donna shouldn't be more than just a background actor after all...
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MELR0210 #16 - Melrose Place "Lonely Hearts"
14 maj 2020 |
78 min
We wrap up another week in quarantine with our Melrose Place half of MELR0210 covering the creep-tacular episode, "Lonely Hearts"! Originally airing back on September 2nd, 1992, this ep features Sandy getting stalked and no one believing her, Alison neurotically and boringly trying to buy a car, Billy being an awful shopping partner, Jake almost getting arrested (again), Rhonda reaching annoyingly high levels of horny, Michael giving terrible advice, Jane casually mentioning she was receiving obscene phone calls, and Matt driving Rhonda to the airport! PLUS: Legendary announcer Joe Buck has the call for... what he sees walking down the street?
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S10: Episode 484 - The Ring (2002) (PREVIEW)
13 maj 2020 |
6 min
On this month's exclusive WLM offering, the gang is going back to the film that started the J-horror remake craze in Hollywood, The Ring! Capitalizing on the Verbinski Mania that's been sweeping the show, the guys chat about how eerie and—WHOA THERE! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon and sign up today. Instantly unlock this ep along with hours upon hours of exclusive bonus WHM content you can't get anywhere else!
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S10: Episode 483 - Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (with Chelsea Jupin)
12 maj 2020 |
122 min
On this week's episode, Pirate Fever infects the whole apartment as Chelsea Jupin joins Andrew (in-studio) and the rest of the gang (online) to chat about the second of... ugh... five films in the franchise, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest! Why couldn't this have been a slick 100 minutes? Why did they insist on jamming those two dummy pirates down our throats? And is this tentacle stuff doing it for anyone else? PLUS: Please enjoy the killer new cover of our theme song, courtesy of the very talented Elliot Weeks from Seattle, WA—thanks, dude!
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest stars Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightley, Bill Nighy, Jack Davenport, Jonathan Pryce, Stellan Skarsgård, Tom Hollander and Naomie Harris; directed by Gore Verbinski.
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MELR0210 #15 - 90210 "Perfect Mom"
11 maj 2020 |
74 min
On this week's 90210-centric episode of MELR0210, the gang is joined by resident Jackie Taylor Expert, Steve's wife, Jenn, to discuss the truly bonkers episode, "Perfect Mom"! Originally airing November 22nd, 1990, this episode features the mother-daughter fashion show to end all mother-daughter fashion shows, Jackie Taylor blowing rails in front of Kelly AND Cindy, Jim Walsh learning the keyboard for some reason, Brandon cruelly toying with Andrea's heart yet again, David reaching god-tier pervert status, and several pitchers of vodka with lemon! PLUS: A Beverly Hills home that looks almost exactly like the Power Rangers' headquarters! "Rangers! Get out there and find Zordon some more blow!"
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MELR0210 #14 - Melrose Place "My Way"
8 maj 2020 |
70 min
We head into the weekend with our second MELR0210 episode of the week which has us talking about the outrageous Melrose Place episode, "My Way"! Originally airing back on August 19th, 1992, this episode features Billy putting Alison in one of the absolute worst positions of all time, Sandy letting a role in a slasher film go to her head, Jake stealing someone's beer, Rhonda throwing an unwanted party, Jane buying McDonald's, Matt doing nothing, Michael spilling food everywhere, and the return of everyone's favorite satanic character actor, Malachi Throne! PLUS: We come up with some pretty sweet trailer lines for a fake horror movie!
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Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #17 - Gartogg the Gamorrean Pig Guard (PREVIEW)
7 maj 2020 |
4 min
On this month's Gleep Glossary, Eric regales Andrew and Steve with the tale of the infamous Gartogg the Gamorrean Pig Guard! Everyone remembers Gartogg, right? That one pig person who was a guard in Jabba's Palace? And how he was always—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon and sign up today! Instantly unlock this full Gleep Glossary entry, along with hours upon hours upon hours of exclusive bonus content that isn't available anywhere else!
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S10: Episode 482 - Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
5 maj 2020 |
111 min
On this week's episode, the gang gets Pirate Fever as they kick off the 2020 Pirate-thon with the 2003 blockbuster, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl! Why did they insist on making this movie so damn long? Who needed to try so hard to make those two goofy pirates a thing? And who's on which ship when? Stop ship-switching! PLUS: We pitch the next History Channel edu-tainment classic, History's Haircuts!
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl stars Johnny Depp, Geoffrey Rush, Keira Knightley, Orlando Bloom, Jonathan Pryce, and Jack Davenport; directed by Gore Verbinski.
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MELR0210 #13 - 90210 "Higher Education"
4 maj 2020 |
62 min
On our first MELR0210 episode of the week, the gang is chatting about the Beverly Hills, 90210 episode, "Higher Education"! Originally airing back on November 15th, 1990, this episode features Brandon cheating on a history quiz; Brenda wanting to color her hair to be more like Kelly; Dylan being a handsome, yet creepy motorcycle stalker; Jim Walsh, once again, interfering in his son's life; Cindy Walsh fantasizing about the Beach Boys; Brandon telling off an old teacher; and Steve Sanders being King of the Cheaters which should surprise no one.
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S10: WHM Quarantine Live! #1 - VHS Parent Edits, Hometown Humiliation, and Bane!
3 maj 2020 |
69 min
On the first ever WHM Quarantine Live!, originally broadcast on April 21st, 2020, the guys opened up the WHM Mail Bag to read letters about parents editing movie violence out of VHS rips, cinema complainers getting humiliated in the local newspaper, mall security guards eating way too much Taco Bell, and people losing their mind during Snakes On A Plane; and then they wrapped up the evening by taking questions from the live (internet) studio audience! PLUS: Steve is replaced by famed Gotham villain, Bane!
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MELR0210 #12 - Melrose Place "Second Chances"
30 april 2020 |
65 min
On the final episode of the week (and the month—wow, time means nothing!) the gang is chatting about all things Place on the second MELR0210 episode of the week! The episode in question, "Second Chances," originally aired on August 12th, 1992 and features Alison helping Jake study for the GED; every obnoxious lookie-loo in the complex thinking they're not studying, but sleeping together; Billy being an incredibly nosy creep; Rhonda ending a one-sided feud with an old dancing buddy; and Matt getting super-into funky dancing! PLUS: The gang descends even further into #QuarantineMadness!
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S10: Episode 481 - Cool As Ice
28 april 2020 |
96 min
This week on the program, the gang descends further into madness when chatting about the absolutely bonkers Vanilla Ice alien movie, Cool As Ice! What planet is Ice's character supposed to be from? Are these guys a band or what? And does somebody owe Tim Burton a check here? PLUS: An update on the 2020 tour!
Cool As Ice stars Vanilla Ice, Kristin Minter, Naomi Campbell, Deezer D, Kevin Hicks, Allison Dean, John Newton, Michael Gross, Jack McGee, and S.A. Griffin; directed by David Kellogg.
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MELR0210 #11 - 90210 "One on One"
27 april 2020 |
64 min
We kick off this week's MELR0210 episodes with a chat about the Beverly Hills, 90210 episode "One on One," which originally aired back on November 1st, 1990! This episode features Steve Sanders being racist, Brandon trying out for the basketball team and being racist, Brenda nearly running down Henry Winkler during Driver's Ed, Steve being racist again, Jim Walsh trying (and failing) to live vicariously through Brandon, Andrea almost blowing up her own spot, Brenda lying to the police ,and Steve being racist for a third time without being called out on it! PLUS: Is that really what Nat puts on a sandwich?
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MELR0210 #10 - Melrose Place "Leap of Faith"
23 april 2020 |
66 min
On the second MELR0210 ep of the week, the gang is chatting about the Melrose Place after-school special episode, "Leap of Faith," which originally aired on August 5th, 1992. This lackluster week at the Place, Alison does nothing, Billy gets a job writing for a possibly fake newspaper, Jane considers hiding her abortion from Michael, Rhonda guts a couple of fish in front of Sandy, Jake and the guys go bungee jumping, and Matt talks about stopping a knife fight! PLUS: Malachi Throne, the Neil Gaiman nightmare character you didn't know you needed!
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S10: Episode 480 - Raw Deal (with Jamelle Bouie)
21 april 2020 |
110 min
On this week's episode, friend of the show and New York Times columnist, Jamelle Bouie hangs out with the gang in cyberspace to chat about the criminally underrated Arnold Schwarzenegger action thriller, Raw Deal! How many times has Arnold's character casually dropped cigars onto gas puddles to catch the bad guy? How is it that Arnold can just apply for a job to work in the mafia? And who throws a perfectly good cake? PLUS: Jesse Ventura gets snubbed by Arnold during Raw Deal casting!
Raw Deal stars Arnold Schwarzenegger, Kathryn Harrold, Sam Wanamaker, Paul Shenar, Robert Davi, Ed Lauter, Darren McGavin, and Steven Hill; directed by John Irvin.
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MELR0210 #9 - 90210 "The First Time"
20 april 2020 |
68 min
On the first episode of this week's MELR0210, our 1990's prime-time soap opera do-si-do, we're chatting about the Beverly Hills, 90210 episode, "The First Time," which originally aired October 25th, 1990. This episode is a real Walsh Family Affair as Brandon's ex-girlfriend from Minneapolis, Sheryl comes to visit; Brenda babysits for her algebra teacher that she also has a crush on; Dylan does some sexy dancing with Sheryl at a hot, L.A. nightclub; we visit the robotics lab all too briefly, sans Scott; and Kelly goes through Brenda's teacher's underwear drawer! PLUS: Cindy Walsh lays awake all night wondering if her teenage son is having sex feet away!
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MELR0210 #8 - Melrose Place "For Love or Money"
17 april 2020 |
66 min
On this week's Melrose Place episode of the ongoing MELR0210 quarantine project, the guys are chatting about the swing-and-a-miss, dull as dirt episode, "For Love or Money"! Originally airing back on July 29th, 1992, this episode features Alison dating that Gremlin-loving loser Rick who steals her ad campaign ideas; Jake not really ripping people off by selling sex paintings he actually made with his ex-partner in crime; and Rhonda totally ditching Matt after promising him she'd volunteer at his halfway house! And the best part of all, very little Michael and Jane! PLUS: Jay Leno orders a bride made entirely of denim?!
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S10: Episode 479 - The Thing (PREVIEW)
14 april 2020 |
5 min
On this month's exclusive We Love Movies episode, the gang gets into some deep isolation with a lively chat about the John Carpenter classic, The Thing! How rad is Kurt Russell's—WHOA THERE! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, sign up for our Patreon today! Instantly access our entire We Love Movies chat on The Thing along with hours and hours and hours of exclusive bonus content we make available only to subscribers!
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S10: Episode 478 - John Carpenter's Vampires
14 april 2020 |
100 min
On this week's all-new episode, the gang is chatting about the sleaziest of scumbag vampire hunter films, John Carpenter's Vampires! How about that gross/awesome week-long motel party, huh? Why couldn't we get more with the vamp hunting team? And was this really the first time Mark Boone Junior has been decapitated in a major motion picture? PLUS: Don't miss out on our companion episode, a We Love Movies broadcast all about Carpenter's The Thing, dropping tomorrow—4/14/20—for patrons only! Sign up today and keep the Carpenter Party going!
John Carpenter's Vampires stars ::ugh:: James Woods, Daniel Baldwin, Sheryl Lee, Thomas Ian Griffith, Maximilian Schell, Tim Guinee, Mark Boone Junior, Gregory Sierra, and Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa; directed by the Master of Horror himself, John Carpenter.
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MELR0210 #7 - 90210 "Every Dream Has Its Price (Tag)"
13 april 2020 |
59 min
On the Beverly Hills, 90210 episode of this week's MELR0210 shows, the guys are chatting about the third episode, "Every Dream Has Its Price (Tag)"! Originally airing back on October 18th, 1990, this episode features a tease about moonlight horseback riding, rich girls stealing from boutiques, a hilarious clothing store detective, Brandon learning about wage slavery, Dylan openly mocking a restaurant, the Walsh parents being... not great to a housekeeper, and David filming Girls Gone Wild at school! PLUS: Does everyone remember the backdoor pilot for what became Aaron Spelling's, Dudes?
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Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #16 - Qui-Gon Jinn (PREVIEW)
12 april 2020 |
3 min
On this month's entry in the Gleep Glossary, Eric entertains the guys with the tale of another supposed leader who failed to stop a phantom menace, Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn! If only the world's tallest Jedi had lived long enough to—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, click over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Instantly access this full ep, along with hours and hours and hours of exclusive content!
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MELR0210 #6 - Melrose Place "Lost & Found"
10 april 2020 |
53 min
On the Melrose Place episode of this week's MELR0210 offerings, the gang is chatting about the third episode of season one, "Lost & Found"! Originally airing July 22nd, 1992, this episode has Billy writing a garbage screenplay and Allison being too much of a coward to lie to him; Michael and Jane doing the Michael & Jane nonsense, only this time there are chili-dogs involved; Sandy causing mischief like she's the complex's Woody Woodpecker; Jane flirting with a dude who has Michael Landon's haircut; and Jake finally, once and for all, avoiding jail time by officially getting Kelly to go back to her own show and take all her rotten friends with her! PLUS: The guys riff on secret apartment complex owner, Mel Rose—after all, it's his place!
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Unlock the Vault - Man of Steel
7 april 2020 |
109 min
On this week's episode, the gang turns their key and unlocks the vault for a special presentation of their Man of Steel episode! Previously released on their Patreon feed only, this episode has the guys pondering why we couldn't have a Krypton prequel movie with Russell Crowe, why Superman keeps having to hitch-hike everywhere, and whether this movie had a vendetta against the IHOP chain of family restaurants? PLUS: The origin of the WHM Sound Board bit. MM-MM-PATRICKWILSON. MM-MM--PATRICKWILSON... VERAAAAA FAAAAAARMIGAAA!
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Man of Steel stars Henry Cavill, Amy Adams, Michael Shannon, Diane Lane, Russell Crowe, Laurence Fishburne, Christopher Meloni, Richard Schiff, Harry Lennix, and Kevin Costner; directed by Zack Snyder.
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MELR0210 #5 - 90210 "The Green Room"
6 april 2020 |
60 min
HUNK ALERT: We're kicking off this week's run of MELR0210 shows by chatting about one of the greatest moments in television history: the debut of Luke Perry's Dylan McKay in the Beverly Hills, 90210 episode, "The Green Room"! Originally airing October 11th, 1990, this episode features the aforementioned Dylan being a totally mysterious rich-boy hunk, Brandon acting like a whiny baby in Dylan's hotel suite, Brenda making her own rich-kid jeans, several alcoholic surfers, Scott getting bullied in the Technology Lab, and much more!
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Animation Damnation - "The New Adventures of Gumby" (PREVIEW)
3 april 2020 |
4 min
On this month's Animation Damnation, the gang gets clay-mated as they tackle a late-80's continuation of the wildly popular Gumby franchise with an episode on The New Adventures of Gumby! The two shorts that make up this episode feature insane elements like Gumby being in a—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Instantly unlock this show, along with hours and hours of exclusive content!
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MELR0210 #4 - Melrose Place "Friends & Lovers"
2 april 2020 |
51 min
On the Melrose Place half of this week's MELR0210 episodes, the gang is chatting about MP's second episode, "Friends & Lovers," which originally aired on July 15th, 1992. Here, we marvel as Billy gets a job driving a cab and meets a potential serial killer; we bite our nails with anticipation over whether or not Allison ever gets to the "Paint Store;" and we look on in sheer terror as Michael whiffs on one of the biggest soft ball questions in relationship history! PLUS: Dr. Ruth pops up to preach safe sex between demons and sand worms in the Beetlejuice universe!
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S10: Episode 477 - The Commuter
31 mars 2020 |
113 min
This episode is for Matthew Woodard, friend of the show & Muldooner through and through.
On this week's episode, the gang wraps up the 2020 Listener Request Month with a conversation about the ridiculous Liam Neeson action mystery, The Commuter! Why did they not bother researching any kind of New York geography for this script? Could they have made it any more obvious that Patrick Wilson is crooked? And how about that electric guitar sound effect? PLUS: Is Mike the Cleaner addicted to prostitutes?
The Commuter stars Liam Neeson, Patrick Wilson, Vera Farmiga, Jonathan Banks, Sam Neill, and Elizabeth McGovern; directed by Jaume Collet-Serra.
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MELR0210 #3 - 90210 "Pilot, Part 2"
30 mars 2020 |
52 min
We kick off this week's run of MELR0210 by finishing up the second part of the 90210 pilot, originally known as one 90-ish minute entity titled, "Class of Beverly Hills"! What a scuzzy move by Brandon, no? How does Brenda's date not catch on that she's a high school student after that "black hole" conversation? And what's with that fish tank thing? PLUS: Hey, isn't that the guy from Hepcat?
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S10: Quarantined Mail Bag #1 - Puking During 4DX, Meeting Mr. Crisp, and Going On a Blind Date to "Multiplicity"
29 mars 2020 |
45 min
On the first recorded quarantined WHM Mail Bag, the guys read letters about someone puking during a horrendous Rise of Skywalker 4DX screening, someone meeting the guy who played Mr. Crisp in Kindergarten Cop, a guy's date farting through Multiplicity, and more!
NOTE: We attempted to record video for this episode but it didn't shake out, so please excuse all remaining references to any visual gags!
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MELR0210 #2 - Melrose Place "Pilot"
26 mars 2020 |
55 min
On the Melrose Place half of this week's MELR0210 eps, the gang is chatting about the world's introduction to the sexy Gen-X crew living at 4616 Melrose Place! In this pilot adventure, Allison finds a new roommate in the obnoxious hunk Billy, Jane tells Michael she's lonely for the first of what will be 10,000 times, Jake goes on a date with West Beverly High's Kelly Taylor, a serial killer huffs a woman's workout towel, and Rhonda has one of the worst dates in human history! PLUS: Alex Jones moves into 4616 Melrose Place and will not be sharing his chili recipe!
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S10: Episode 476 - Queen of the Damned
24 mars 2020 |
109 min
On this week's episode, it's the penultimate listener requested title of 2020 and the gang is forced to talk about the horrendous nü-metal-soaked vampire flick, Queen of the Damned! Where on Earth did they get the idea that this was an appropriate soundtrack to accompany this source material? So Cruise turned down the role, but... Stuart Townsend? And who could possibly care about this vampire research group? PLUS: The New Radicals open for Lestat the Vampire in Death Valley!
Queen of the Damned stars Stuart Townsend, Aaliyah, Marguerite Moreau, Vincent Perez, Paul McGann, and Lena Olin; directed by Michael Rymer.
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MELR0210 #1 - 90210 "Pilot, Part 1"
23 mars 2020 |
39 min
On the inaugural episode of our new Beverly Hills, 90210/Melrose Place chat show, the guys are chatting about the first part of the 90-minute pilot to Aaron Spelling & Darren Star's smash hit, Beverly Hills, 90210! Originally airing October 4th, 1990, the pilot introduces us to the Walsh twins, Brenda & Brandon, as they navigate their new school, West Beverly High! Look at all these mullets! Are the Walsh's poor or just Beverly Hills poor? And get a good look at Scott, kids, he ain't gonna be around along!
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Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #15 - Kneesaa the Ewok Princess (PREVIEW)
20 mars 2020 |
4 min
On this month's patron-selected entry of the Gleep Glossary, the gang is schooled in all-things Kneesaa the Ewok Princess! We know, an absolute legend. A veteran of the Battle of Endor, Kneesaa was also a—WHOA NOW! This episode is for subscribers only. To access the full show, head over to our Patreon and subscribe today! Instantly unlock this episode along with hours and hours of exclusive patrons-only content!
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S10: Episode 475 - A Sound of Thunder
17 mars 2020 |
119 min
On this week's episode, the gang's descent into madness—a.k.a. Listener Request Month—brings the boys to the doorstep of one of the absolute dumbest films ever covered on the show, A Sound of Thunder! Why couldn't they get Ben Kingsley for longer? Who is Ed Burns fooling? Could that dinosaur have looked any worse? And why did they bother releasing this at all? PLUS: A fair use-covered review of a mildy-beloved Tom Petty song!
A Sound of Thunder stars Edward Burns, Ben Kingsley, David Oyelowo, and Catherine McCormack; directed by Peter Hyams.
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Episode 474 - Ferris Bueller's Day Off (PREVIEW)
13 mars 2020 |
5 min
On this month's patron-requested episode of We Love Movies, the gang fondly looks back at John Hughes' Shermer-to-Chicago hangover movie gem, Ferris Bueller's Day Off! How quickly should Ed Rooney have been—WHOA THERE! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full episode, along with hours and hours of exclusive episodes across multiple shows, head over to our Patreon page and sign up today!
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Animation Damnation - "Adventures of the Gummi Bears" (PREVIEW)
12 mars 2020 |
4 min
On this month's [patron-selected] episode of Animation Damnation, the gang is chatting about the totally bonkers Disney coke-dream, Adventures of the Gummi Bears! In the pilot episode, "A New Beginning," which originally aired back on September 14th, 1985, we see a cavalcade of legendary—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access this show, along with hours, upon hours of exclusive bonus content, head over to our Patreon page and sign up today!
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S10: Episode 473 - Death Wish 4: The Crackdown
10 mars 2020 |
131 min
On this week's outrageous episode, the 2020 Listener Request Month continues as the guys chat about the completely ridiculous Cannon Films classic, Death Wish 4: The Crackdown! What does it say about Kersey that he's now dreaming up plots to other Death Wish films? How many dummies were destroyed for the creation of this film? And why is Bronson so bad at tapping the mafia's phones? PLUS: Paul Kersey goes undercover with the class of Beverly Hills, 90210!
Death Wish 4: The Crackdown stars Charles Bronson, Kay Lenz, John P. Ryan, Perry Lopez, George Dickerson, Soon-Tek Oh, and Danny Trejo; directed by J. Lee Thompson.
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S10: Episode 472 - Law Abiding Citizen
3 mars 2020 |
108 min
On the first episode of the 2020 Listener Request Month, the gang is subjected to the totally over-the-top legal thriller, Law Abiding Citizen! Did Gerard Butler have to get naked for that one scene? What's with this ridiculous waiter coming into the jail cell? And isn't Colm Meaney supposed to be in charge here? PLUS: Should execution chambers adopt the Alamo Drafthouse no-talking policy?
Law Abiding Citizen stars Gerard Butler, Jaime Foxx, Colm Meaney, Bruce McGill, Leslie Bibb, Richard Portnow, Michael Kelly, Viola Davis, Roger Bart, and Regina Hall; directed by F. Gary Gray.
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S10: WHM Mail Bag: Third Wheels at the Movies, Theater Toilet Misunderstandings & Watching Gallagher Suck
2 mars 2020 |
61 min
On this month's episode, the guys read letters about people being the third wheel on movie dates, getting wrongfully accused of wrecking a movie theater bathroom, buying Legos with Harrison Ford, watching bigoted comedian Gallagher be a jerk, and more!
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S10: Episode 471 - Doom
25 februari 2020 |
106 min
On this week's episode, the gang is chatting about the ridiculous video game adaptation, Doom! Why is so much of this movie people walking down hallways? Was this one of the last movies the Rock had hair in? And why do they make Karl Urban and Rosamund Pike's characters so... thirsty for each other? PLUS: A big WHM announcement right up top!
Doom stars Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Karl Urban, Rosamund Pike, Deobia Oparei, Ben Daniels, Razaaq Adoti, Richard Brake, Al Weaver, and Dexter Fletcher; directed by Andrzej Bartkowiak.
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The Nexus #42 - "I, Mudd" / "The Royale" (PREVIEW)
23 februari 2020 |
5 min
On this month's edition of The Nexus, the episodes couldn't be farther apart as we chat about two Trek shows of very differing quality!
First on TOS, it's the return of intergalactic scumbag, Harry Mudd in, "I, Mudd"! Originally airing on November 3rd, 1967, this episode features classic Trek elements like an army of—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access this show, and instantly unlock hours, upon hours of additional exclusive content, head over to our Patreon and sign up today!
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Animation Damnation - "Yogi's Gang" (PREVIEW)
20 februari 2020 |
3 min
On this month's Animation Damnation, the gang is talking about the completely absurd garbage experience known as Yogi's Gang! The episode in question, um, "Dr. Bigot," originally aired September 8th, 1973, features a rag-tag group of—HEEEEEY BOO-BOO! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Instantly unlock not only this super-solid episode, but hours and hours of exclusive content!
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S10: Episode 470 - Teen Wolf (Live in Hollywood)
18 februari 2020 |
74 min
On this week's episode, it's the gang's first of what wound up being a two-show night at the legendary Hollywood Improv! Recorded during last year's fall tour, the gang kicked off the LA shows by talking about the beloved '80s classic, Teen Wolf! Hey, was Scott's dad hitting on Boof? Did any kids die after seeing Michael J. Fox surfing on that van? And did that woman sleep with him while he was a dog? PLUS: No, we will not cool our jets, MAAAAAAAAN!!
Teen Wolf stars Michael J. Fox, James Hampton, Susan Ursitti, Jerry Levine, and Mark Holton; directed by Rod Daniel.
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Making It So #3 - "The End is the Beginning" (PREVIEW)
12 februari 2020 |
4 min
On episode three of Making It So, the gang is gaining confidence in the new Trek series as they chat about the episode that finally gets... engaging, "The End is the Beginning"! How rad was it to finally see—HEY NOW! Making It So is a new Star Trek: Picard re-cap show made exclusively for our Patreon subscribers! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon page and subscribe today! Instantly access this episode along with hours, upon hours of exclusive WHM content!
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S10: Episode 468 - Cruel Intentions (with Angelica Jade Bastién)
11 februari 2020 |
121 min
On this week's episode, the gang welcomes back Vulture writer and friend of the show, Angelica Jade Bastién to chat about the outrageous teen sex romp, Cruel Intentions! Was no one considering the fact that these characters are like 18 tops? What is with Ryan Phillippe's terrible duster? And did we really need this horrendous Joshua Jackson character? PLUS: Chris Cabin falls down a paranoid rabbit hole trying to connect the dots in The Rise of Skywalker!
Cruel Intentions stars Ryan Phillippe, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Reese Witherspoon, Selma Blair, Joshua Jackson, Sean Patrick Thomas, Christine Baranski, Eric Mabius, Swoosie Kurtz, Tara Reid, and Louise Fletcher; directed by Roger Kumble.
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S10: Episode 467 - Orphan
4 februari 2020 |
124 min
On this week's episode, the gang is chatting about the ridiculous eerie kid movie, Orphan! How is this kid sitting at the absolute back of the orphanage not an immediate red flag? Why does this girl dress like it's 1885? And to Hell with this movie tree house! PLUS: Tune into HBO's next hit current events show, Little Dennis Miller Live!
Orphan stars Vera Farmiga, Peter Sarsgaard, Isabelle Fuhrman, Margo Martindale, and CCH Pounder; directed by Jaume Collet-Serra.
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The Nexus #41 - "Catspaw" / "Contagion" (PREVIEW)
31 januari 2020 |
4 min
On the first trip into the Nexus in 2020, the gang is chatting about two spectacularly outrageous episodes of Trek! First on TOS, it's the spooky episode "Catspaw"! Originally airing October 27th, 1967, this episode features everything you expect in science—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Instantly access not only this episode, but literally hundreds of hours of exclusive WHM content!
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Making It So #1 - "Remembrance"
29 januari 2020 |
43 min
SPOILERS AHEAD FOR STAR TREK: PICARD (OBVIOUSLY)!
On the debut episode of Making It So, WHM's all-new Star Trek: Picard recap show, the gang is chatting about the series premiere of the latest Trek endeavor that gets off to a... mostly okay start! How rad is it seeing Picard running his family vineyard? What was with that acid spit bomb device? And boy, can Data sure paint a pretty picture! PLUS: Marvel at the slo-mo car crash that is Andrew trying to explain the Kelvin Timeline!
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S10: Episode 466 - Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw
28 januari 2020 |
110 min
On this week's episode, the gang closes out (Some of) the Worst of 2019 month with a convo about the too long, too silly, too muscle-y, spin-off film, Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw! Why did they try and cram three movies into one? Did no one think to call Toretto? And why did the screenwriters feel the need to change location more times than a Bond film? PLUS: A "Prison Paul" movie starring Mel Gibson? It could happen!
Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw stars Dwayne Johnson, Jason Statham, Vanessa Kirby, Idris Elba, Helen Mirren, Elza González, Eddie Marsan, Cliff Curtis, Lori Pelensie Tuisano, Rob Delaney, and Ryan Reynolds; directed by David Leitch.
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S10: Animation Damnation - "Fast & Furious Spy Racers" (PREVIEW)
24 januari 2020 |
3 min
On this month's high-octane episode of Animation Damnation, the gang is chatting about the silly new Netflix cartoon, Fast and Furious Spy Racers! The episode in question, "Born a Toretto," dropped December 26th, 2019—along with the rest of the first season—on Netflix. Could they make this look any more like—whoa, hit the brakes! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, along with hours upon hours of exclusive bonus content across several different shows, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today!
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S10: Episode 465 - Yesterday
21 januari 2020 |
108 min
On this week's episode, the Worst of 2019 Month continues as the guys chat about the totally lame Beatles-heavy fantasy, Yesterday! Why not explore the English woman and Russian guy characters more? Is this protagonist really a huge Beatles fan to begin with? And how did they think ending it this way was acceptable? PLUS: Get OUT OF TOWN with that "cameo."
Yesterday stars Himesh Patel, Lily James, Joel Fry, Ed Sheeran, Kate McKinnon, James Corden, Lamorne Morris, and Robert Carlyle; directed by Danny Boyle.
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S10: Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #13 - Emperor Palpatine (PREVIEW)
17 januari 2020 |
3 min
On this month's Gleep Glossary entry, the guys learn all about renowned, indestructible fuck machine, Emperor Palpatine! How hilarious is it that Palpatine was a—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To listen to the full show, head on over to our Patreon and sign up today! Instantly access this outrageous Palpatine ep along with hours, upon hours
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S10: Episode 464 - Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood (PREVIEW)
16 januari 2020 |
6 min
On this month's exclusive, full-length bonus We Love Movies episode, the gang is chatting about last year's studio smash hit, Quentin Tarantino's Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood! How rad is all the—WHOA, Jack! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Instantly access this episode on OUATIH along with hours, upon hours of exclusive bonus content!
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S10: Episode 463 - Angel Has Fallen
14 januari 2020 |
122 min
On this week's episode, the gang continues celebrating(?) the worst of 2019 with a raucous conversation about American Mike 3, known elsewhere as Angel Has Fallen! How in the world is Gerard Butler not the head of the Secret Service by now? Does American Mike have CTE? And why did we need that stupid stinger scene? PLUS: Hey, American Mike, meet your dad's new wife—a skeleton?
Angel Has Fallen stars Gerard Butler, Morgan Freeman, Danny Huston, Piper Perabo, Lance Reddick, and Nick Nolte; directed by RIc Roman Waugh.
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S10: Episode 462 - Hellboy (2019)
7 januari 2020 |
112 min
On the first episode of 2020, the gang is chatting about one of the worst films of last year, Hellboy! Who asked for this? No, seriously—who? Why did they cram four movies into this one film? What's with the Lobster Johnson cameo? And come ON with the King Arthur crap! PLUS: Did Hellboy's HQ move to Colorado because they legalized it?
Hellboy stars David Harbour, Milla Jovovich, Ian McShane, Sophie Okonedo, Thomas Haden Church, Sasha Lane, Daniel Dae Kim, and Kristina Klebe as Leni Riefenstahl for some reason; directed by Neil Marshall.
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S10: WHM On-Screen: Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker
6 januari 2020 |
72 min
CAUTION: SPOILERS FOR "THE RISE OF SKYWALKER" AHEAD!
On this edition of WHM On-Screen, the gang is chatting about the incredibly polarizing final installment of the "Skywalker Saga" - STAR WARS: EPISODE IX - THE RISE OF SKYWALKER! How bungled did this actually get? What's with all the slap-dash editing? Could they have chilled with those death fake-outs? And how did the Emperor get stuck in one of those claw machines you find in the lobby of a Bennigans?
Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker stars Daisy Ridley, Carrie Fisher, Mark Hamill, Adam Driver, John Boyega, Oscar Isaac, Anthony Daniels, Naomi Ackie, Domhnall Gleeson, Richard E. Grant, Lupita Nyong'o, Keri Russell, Joonas Suotamo, Kelly Marie Tran, and Ian McDiarmid for some reason; directed by J.J. Abrams.
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S10: Episode 461 - Mad Max: Fury Road
31 december 2019 |
137 min
On the final episode of 2019, the gang brings We Love Movies month to an end with a spirited convo about one of the best films ever made, Mad Max: Fury Road! Does cinematic stunt work get better than this? It is definitely a career best for Charlize, no? And how sweet would it be to ride on that rock and roll tank? PLUS: No way Immortan Joe could sprint down that hallway!
Mad Max: Fury Road stars Tom Hardy, Charlize Theron, Nicholas Hoult, Hugh Keays-Byrne, Zoë Kravitz, and Riley Keough; directed by George Miller.
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The Nexus #40 - Star Trek: First Contact (PREVIEW)
27 december 2019 |
7 min
On this month's very special WLM-themed episode of The Nexus, the guys are chatting about the beloved TNG film from 1996, Star Trek: First Contact! What took Geordi so long to—HALT! RESISTANCE IS FUTILE! I mean, uh, this episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, click over to our Patreon and sign up today! Instantly unlock this episode, plus hours upon hours of exclusive bonus content!
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S10: WHM Mail Bag: Plane Pukers, Amish Movie Night, Opening Presents Before Christmas & More!
26 december 2019 |
50 min
On this month's special Holiday Mail Bag, the gang reads letters about folks dodging airplane marathon pukers, Amish kids watching The Karate Kid, kids opening their presents and playing with them before Christmas, and the dangers of the wretched "Movie Party" idea! PLUS: An actual tutorial some dude made about eating watermelon properly... posted to Pornhub?
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S10: Episode 460 - Gremlins
24 december 2019 |
119 min
On this week's Christmas Edition of We Love Movies, the gang is chatting about the all-time Christmas/horror classic, Gremlins! How about the great Dick Miller in this movie? How much does that Burger King stick out on the town set? And why is Phoebe Cates serving the Gremlins alcohol? PLUS: Country Funk's Hoyt Axton being fed full meals while sleeping is a thing that's discussed!
Gremlins stars Hoyt Axton, Zach Galligan, Phoebe Cates, Corey Feldman, Dick Miller, Frank Welker, and Howie Mandel; directed by the great Joe Dante.
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Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #12 - Uncle Owen & Aunt Beru (PREVIEW)
21 december 2019 |
3 min
On this month's entry into the Gleep Glossary, it's the holiday season and we're celebrating by chatting about family—more specifically, Luke Skywalker's beloved, barbecued caretakers, Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru! Can we make the slang word—E CHU TA! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, click over to our Patreon and sign up now. Instantly access this show and hours, upon hours of exclusive bonus content!
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Animation Damnation - "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" (PREVIEW)
20 december 2019 |
5 min
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, loyal Patreon subscribers!
On this month's Animation Damnation, the gang gets into the holiday spirit by chatting about the beloved Christmas sensation, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer! Was Burl Ives' snowman facial hair modeled after—HO! HO! HO! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, click over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Instantly access this episode, along with countless hours of exclusive bonus content!
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The Mandalorian Half-Hour - Chapter 7: The Reckoning (PREVIEW)
19 december 2019 |
3 min
Not yet hip to The Mandalorian Half-Hour? Trying to figure out whether or not you're going to watch The Mandalorian at all? Just getting into the show now and playing catch-up? Well here's a quick taste of how we do television re-caps on the WHM Patreon! Have a listen to this exclusive clip from our latest episode and get ready as we all gear up for next week's season finale! If you dig on what you hear, head on over to our Patreon and sign up today. Instantly access all episode of this show, along with countless hours of exclusive content not available anywhere else!
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S10: Episode 459 - Return of the Jedi
17 december 2019 |
174 min
On this week's very special episode, the gang completes their WLM Star Wars adventure by tackling the sixth episode in the Skywalker Saga, Return of the Jedi! How horrifying is it that these ewoks are definitely eating human flesh? What was Lucas thinking with that gleep glop sticking its lips in the camera in the altered version? And is that dude crying over the Rancor showing the first nipples in Star Wars? PLUS: Admiral Ackbar and Grand Moff Tarkin star in the Oscar-winning, Squid Book.
Return of the Jedi stars Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Billy Dee Williams, Anthony Daniels, Kenny Baker, Peter Mayhew, Ian McDiarmid, Frank Oz, James Earl Jones, David Prowse, Sebastian Shaw, Alec Guinness, and Warwick Davis; directed by Richard Marquand.
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S10: Episode 458 - The Empire Strikes Back (PREVIEW)
13 december 2019 |
4 min
On this month's massive, nearly 3-hour bonus episode, the gang continues celebrating We Love Movies month with a super-sized chat about The Empire Strikes Back! How cruel is the fate of—whoa, young Jedi! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, visit our Patreon and sign up today! Instantly unlock this show and hours, upon hours of additional bonus content not available anywhere else!
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S10: 457 - The Rock (Live in San Francisco)
10 december 2019 |
97 min
On this week's show, the gang is live from Cobb's in San Francisco chatting about the absolutely delightful Michael Bay action show, The Rock! Is Nicolas Cage naked under that guitar? Why didn't the movie care at all about those hostages? And is Blimpie still a thing? PLUS: What if Sean Connery played Pennywise?
The Rock stars Nicolas Cage, Sean Connery, Ed Harris, John Spencer, David Morse, William Forsythe, Michael Biehn, John C. McGinley, Bokeem Woodbine, and the great Tony Todd; directed by Michael Bay.
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The Mandalorian Half-Hour - Chapter 4: Sanctuary (PREVIEW)
5 december 2019 |
5 min
On this week's edition of The Mandalorian Half-Hour, the gang is together for a rare in-studio convo, chatting about the show's fourth installment, "Chapter 4: Sanctuary"! In this episode we're finally introduced to—HEY NOW! This show is for subscribers only! To listen to the full episode, head over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Instantly access this episode along with hours and hours exclusive content!
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S10: 456 - Die Hard with a Vengeance (with Jon Gabrus)
3 december 2019 |
98 min
On this week's episode, the gang kicks off WLM month with a bang as they welcome High & Mighty and Action Boys' Jon Gabrus onto the program to talk about the second-best in the franchise, Die Hard with a Vengeance! Recorded at the HeadGum studio in Los Angeles, the guys wonder why the screenwriter was willing to die on the hill for that sandwich board sequence? Why is McClane never seen throwing up throughout the day with that hangover? And does that fountain water puzzle actually shake out? PLUS: What were they thinking with those gross Charmin bears?
Die Hard with a Vengeance stars Bruce Willis, Samuel L. Jackson, Jeremy Irons, Graham Greene, Colleen Camp, Larry Bryggman, and Kevin Chamberlain; directed by John McTiernan.
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The Nexus #39 - "The Doomsday Machine" / "The Dauphin" (PREVIEW)
28 november 2019 |
5 min
This month on our Trek-tacular trip into The Nexus, we're chatting about a totally baller episode of TOS, followed by one of the absolute worst episodes of TNG humanity has ever seen! First on TOS, it's "The Doomsday Machine!" Originally airing October 20th, 1967, this episode features Spock facing off against a shitty—WHOA THERE! This episode is for Patreon subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Instantly access this show, along with hours and hours of additional bonus content!
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S10: Episode 455 - The Karate Kid (Live in Hollywood)
26 november 2019 |
76 min
On this week's episode, the gang is chatting about 1984's The Karate Kid LIVE from the Improv in Hollywood, California! Recorded on the most recent leg of tour, this show saw the guys asking the important questions, like: what was Mrs. LaRusso smoking and where could they get some? Where did Mr. Miyagi get that Jay Leno-esque fleet of cars? And what's with that neighborhood kid's pig t-shirt? PLUS: Playing the role of Mr. Miyagi on this episode—Peter Falk everyone!
The Karate Kid stars Ralph Macchio, Pat Morita, Elisabeth Shue, Martin Kove, Randee Heller, and Willilam Zabka; directed by John Avildsen.
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S10: Episode 454 - Kindergarten Cop (Live in Portland)
19 november 2019 |
98 min
On this week's episode, the gang is live from majestic Portland, Oregon discussing the 1990 family comedy/hardened police drama, Kindergarten Cop! Recorded on the recent west coast tour at the beautiful Aladdin Theater, the gang wants to know just why this movie starts like a scene from To Live and Die in L.A., what was with that vomit montage, and did the film really need that domestic violence sub-sub-subplot? PLUS: Jesse "The Body" Ventura auditions for some non-existent voice over roles in the film!
Kindergarten Cop stars Arnold Schwarzenegger, Penelope Ann Miller, Pamela Reed, Linda Hunt, Richard Tyson, Carroll Baker, Cathy Moriarty, Richard Portnow, and a bunch of rotten children; directed by Ivan Reitman.
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S10: The Mandalorian Half-Hour - Chapter 1
18 november 2019 |
34 min
On the first episode of the all-new side show, The Mandalorian Half-Hour, the guys are chatting about the kick-off of the new Star Wars show, The Mandalorian! How bad ass was Herzog here? How come the Mandalorian doesn't have a sick codpiece? And how about Nick Nolte as that Ugnaught?! PLUS: Eric's dream of seeing a bounty hunter droid in action finally comes to pass!
The first episode of The Mandalorian Half-Hour is being distributed here on the main feed so everyone can get a taste. All future episodes, including episode 2 which is available right now, will be distributed on our Patreon.
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S10: Episode 453 - The Terminator (PREVIEW)
15 november 2019 |
4 min
On this month's bonus WLM episode, the gang is chatting about James Cameron's 1984 science fiction horror masterpiece, The Terminator. Does the Arnold puppet stand the test of wretched Father Time? Does the Terminator actually kill Bill Paxton's character? And is that confirmation on Arnold's—HEY NOW! This episode is for terminators and subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon and sign up today! Instantly access this episode along with hours upon hours of exclusive bonus content!
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S10: Episode 452 - I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
12 november 2019 |
124 min
On this week's episode, it's almost like the gang is going back to the Spooktacular as they discuss the absolutely abhorrent film "comedy," I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry! What's with Sandler's character's cartoonish sex addiction? Can firefighters be on the take? And could this film get any more disingenuous? PLUS: Gary Busey goes off-Broadway!
I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry stars Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Jessica Biel, Dan Aykroyd, Ving Rhames, and Steve Buscemi; directed by Dennis Dugan.
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S10: Episode 451 - Terminator Salvation (with David Sims)
5 november 2019 |
118 min
On this week's episode, the gang welcomes film critic for The Atlantic and co-host of the very funny Blank Check with Griffin & David, David Sims into the studio to chat about the dull-as-dirt, missed opportunity known as Termination Salvation! Where are all the lasers we were promised? Why do the filmmakers play the Sam-Worthington-being-a-robot stuff like it's a huge twist? Who is approving this dialogue for Common? And why didn't this film end with Kyle Reese going back in time? PLUS: Who is listening to John Connor's pirate radio podcast, Conncast?
Terminator Salvation stars Christian Bale, Sam Worthington, Anton Yelchin, Helena Bonham Carter, Moon Bloodgood, Bryce Dallas Howard, Common, and the great Michael Ironside; directed by McG.
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Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #11 - Boba Fett (PREVIEW)
2 november 2019 |
3 min
On this month's super-sized entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric gets down to business as the guys learn about the most beloved (and feared) bounty hunter in the galaxy, Boba Fett! How did he survive the Sarlacc pit? What was his relationship with—WHOA THERE! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head to our Patreon page and sign up today! Gain instant access to not only this episode, but hours, upon hours of exclusive bonus content!
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WHM Mail Bag: Fighting at the Video Store, Chest Burster Toys, and Fango-Moms!
31 oktober 2019 |
47 min
On this month's WHM Mail Bag, the guys read letters about being the third wheel on a long drive with a couple who's fighting, moms mistaking nerdy sci-fi molds for sex toys, movie experts not being believed, the absolute worst "Freddy vs. Jason" screening situation in the history of the world, plus much more!
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S10: Episode 450 - The Monster Squad
29 oktober 2019 |
112 min
On this week's episode, the 2019 Halloween Spooktacular comes to a close as the gang chats about the good-if-you-saw-it-as-a-kid horror comedy, The Monster Squad! Why does the Fish Man have so little to do? Is this guy the worst Dracula in film culture? And is that true about Wolf Man anatomy? PLUS: So how many cast members from Everybody Loves Raymond have a sex tape?
The Monster Squad stars Tom Noonan, Andre Gower, Robby Kiger, Stephen Macht, Duncan Regehr, Brent Chalem, Ryan Lambert, Ashley Bank, Michael Faustino, Mary Ellen Trainor, Jon Gries, and Stan Shaw; directed by Fred Dekker.
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The Nexus #38 - "The Apple" / "The Measure of a Man" (PREVIEW)
29 oktober 2019 |
4 min
On this month's trip into the Nexus, the gang is chatting Trek episodes both wretched and excellent, yet equally horny! First, over on TOS, it's "The Apple," which originally aired October 13th, 1967. It's the horrendous episode where Kirk & Company stumble across—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To hear the rest of the show, sign up for our Patreon today! Instantly access hours and hours of exclusive bonus content!
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S10: Episode 449 - Child's Play (Live in Chicago)
22 oktober 2019 |
95 min
Recorded live at Thalia Hall in Chicago, Illinois - June 16th, 2019
On this week's episode, the 2019 Halloween Spooktacular is live from Chicago's Thalia Hall as the gang is chatting about the original Child's Play! What's with all the gun play at the beginning? Why was Brad Dourif's character studying voodoo at all? And does anyone out there have any Child's Play tattoos? PLUS: Tommy Wiseau has the world's worst pool parties!
Child's Play stars Brad Dourif, Catherine Hicks, Chris Sarandon, Alex Vincent, and Dinah Manoff; directed by Tom Holland (not Spider-Man).
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S10: Episode 448 - The Human Centipede (First Sequence)
15 oktober 2019 |
104 min
On this week's episode, the 2019 Halloween Spooktacular gets a little gross as the gang gags their way through a conversation about the 2009 schlock-fest, The Human Centipede (First Sequence)! How did Tom Six never think to build out ANY of these characters? Are these the two worst cops in film history? And what's the deal with the mad doctor's ultra-'90s ditch-digging outfit? PLUS: Will Alec Baldwin be in a Human Centipede sequel?
The Human Centipede (First Sequence) stars Dieter Laser, Ashley C. Williams, Ashlynn Yennie, Akihiro Kitamura, Andreas Leupold, Peter Blankenstein, and Bernd Kostau as that Dirty Old Pervert; directed by Tom Six.
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Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #10 - Labria the Devil Guy (PREVIEW)
10 oktober 2019 |
4 min
On this month's entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric reads the guys the tale of Labria, also known as the Devil Guy, a prominent fuck-up figure in the Mos Eisley cantina! Hear how Labria was the galaxy's biggest—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head to our Patreon page and sign up today. Instantly access this episode, plus hours more content!
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S10: Episode 447 - Final Destination 3
8 oktober 2019 |
110 min
On this week's episode, the 2019 Halloween Spooktacular heads to Franchise Town as the gang chats about the pretty fun sequel, Final Destination 3! Who gets this excited about roller coasters? What is with all the 9/11 stuff? And it's their tricentennial, but Paul Revere was there doing the Midnight Ride? What? PLUS: HOW DO YOU NOT HAVE TONY TODD IN THE FLESH IN THIS FILM?
Final Destination 3 stars Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Ryan Merriman, Kris Lemche, Alexz Johnson, Sam Easton, Jesse Moss, Gina Holden, Texas Battle, Chelan Simmons, Yan-Kay Crystal Lowe, and Amanda Crew; directed by James Wong.
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Animation Damnation - The Simpsons' "Treehouse of Horror V" (PREVIEW)
6 oktober 2019 |
5 min
On this special SPOOKTACULAR edition of Animation Damnation, the gang is in full-on WHM mode as they chat about arguably the best Halloween special The Simpsons ever produced, "Treehouse of Horror V." Originally airing October 30th, 1994, this episode features not only the finest "Treehouse" segment ever, the Stanley Kubrick parody, "The Shinning," it also contains—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon page and sign up today! You'll instantly unlock this episode, along with countless hours of bonus content!
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Episode 446 - The Shining (PREVIEW)
4 oktober 2019 |
5 min
On this month's Spooktacular episode of We Love Movies, the gang is talking about one of the all-time greats: Stanley Kubrick's The Shining! Just look at how much of a jerk Jack is being during—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon page and sign up today! You'll instantly unlock this episode, along with hours upon hours of bonus shows!
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S10: Episode 445 - Friday the 13th (2009)
1 oktober 2019 |
110 min
On this episode, the 2019 Halloween Spooktacular kicks into high gear with the possibly-not-as-bad-as-we-remembered-or-maybe-not 2009 slasher reboot, Friday the 13th! Why do these Platinum Dunes remakes have to try to be so EXTREEEEEEEEME?! Why is this cold open 25 minutes long? And why is that one dude whacking off right in the well-lit living room? PLUS: We agree with Jason—steal weed, get butchered!
Friday the 13th stars Jared Padalecki, Danielle Panabaker, Amanda Righetti, Travis Van Winkle, Aaron Yoo, Jonathan Sadowski, Julianna Guill, Ben Feldman, Arlen Escarpeta, Ryan Hansen, Will Ford, and Derek Mears as Jason; directed by Marcus Nispel.
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S10: WHM Mail Bag: Inappropriately Laughing in Public, Campus Stalkers, and Fighting Over Theater Seats
1 oktober 2019 |
60 min
On our September 2019 Mail Bag, the gang reads letters about people inappropriately laughing at others' misfortunes in public, creepy campus stalkers, people fighting over seats in a Wanted screening, and one poor soul that got threatened by the late, Italian character actor, Frank Vincent!
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The Nexus 37 - "Mirror, Mirror" / "A Matter of Honor" (PREVIEW)
26 september 2019 |
5 min
On this month's journey into the Nexus, the gang starts off with a chat about one of the best episodes of TOS ever, then follows it up with a convo about a season 2 TNG ep that might be more interesting than—HEY NOW! This episode is for Patreon subscribers only! If you want to unlock the full show, visit our Patreon page and sign up today!
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S10: Episode 444 - The Lawnmower Man
24 september 2019 |
102 min
On this episode, our accidental '90s month comes to a close as we tackle the hysterical VR thriller, The Lawnmower Man! Which cut of the film did we all watch? What's with Jeff Fahey's coke-head laugh? And what bargain bin did Geoffrey Lewis get this Irish accent in? PLUS: How much of this southern judge's time can Stephen King take up?
The Lawnmower Man stars Jeff Fahey, Pierce Brosnan, Geoffrey Lewis, Jenny Wright, Mark Bringelson, Colleen Coffey, Jeremy Slate, and Dean Norris; directed by Brett Leonard.
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Animation Damnation - The Wuzzles (PREVIEW)
20 september 2019 |
3 min
On this month's episode of Animation Damnation, the gang is chatting about the confounding, mildly disgusting, nearly-forgotten cartoon, The Wuzzles! The episode in question, "What's Up, Stox?" originally aired December 7th, 1985—it would be the final episode of the series. What's with this creepy—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! If you want to access the full show, head to our Patreon page and sign up today!
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S10: Episode 443 - Sphere
17 september 2019 |
99 min
On this week's episode, the gang continues their unofficial/accidental '90s month as they tackle the ludicrous Crichton adaptation, Sphere! Why didn't they include the naval team that go underwater with them like in the book? Did Queen Latifah know they were going to use all those line reads? And when exactly did Liev Schreiber's voice lower? PLUS: What if the characters from Back to the Future found that titular sphere instead?
Sphere stars Dustin Hoffman, Sharon Stone, Samuel L. Jackson, Peter Coyote, Liev Schreiber, Queen Latifah, and, for two seconds, Huey Lewis; directed by Barry Levinson.
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Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #9 - Garindan (PREVIEW)
15 september 2019 |
3 min
On this month's entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric reads the story of Garindan, the long-snooted legend of the Mos Eisely cantina! Hear how this guy was the biggest—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! If you want to access the whole show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today!
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S10: Episode 442 - Double Impact
10 september 2019 |
97 min
On this week's episode, the gang gets double vision talking about the stupid, but entertaining JCVD action fest, Double Impact! How was this split screen technology considered passable? What's with the silk underwear? And did we really need that fantasy sex scene? PLUS: Mario had his reasons for wanting to take Donkey Kong's life back in the '80s.
Double Impact stars Jean-Claude Van Damme, Geoffrey Lewis, Alonna Shaw, and Bolo Yeung; directed by Sheldon Lettich.
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Episode 441 - GoldenEye (PREVIEW)
6 september 2019 |
5 min
On this month's patrons-only, full-length bonus episode, the gang officially launches the We Love Movies initiative with an enthusiastic conversation about GoldenEye! How great is the—HEY NOW! This episode is for patrons only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and subscribe today!
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S10: Episode 440 - Buffy the Vampire Slayer
3 september 2019 |
110 min
On this week's episode, the gang is chatting about the less-than-stellar teen horror-comedy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer! How asleep at the switch was Sutherland while making this? Why couldn't we get a little more gore? And why is the fight choreography so slow? PLUS: Donald Sutherland antagonizing Joss Whedon on set is a blissful encounter we wish we could've seen!
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WHM Mail Bag: Lecherous Jeff Goldblum, Cheap Proms, and Ruined "Midsommar" Screenings
30 augusti 2019 |
57 min
On this month's Mail Bag, the guys read letters about Jeff Goldblum being a creep, idiot parents taking pictures of their kids watching Toy Story 4, proms with cheap entertainment, and heinous monsters ruining a screening of Midsommar.
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S10: Episode 439 - Species (with Angelica Jade Bastién)
27 augusti 2019 |
122 min
On the season 10 premiere, the gang is in-studio with writer, Keanu Reeves historian, and all-around fantastic person, Angelica Jade Bastién chatting about the super-horny, mid-90's, sci-fi dud, Species! What is with those nipple tentacles? Who thought the film needed an improvised Michael Madsen sex scene? And what kind of a name is Xavier Fitch, Ben Kingsley? PLUS: The Chuck E. Cheese origin story is here!
Species stars Natasha Henstridge, Ben Kingsley, Michael Madsen, Alfred Molina, Forest Whitaker, Marg Helgenberger, and Michelle Williams; directed by Roger Donaldson.
Recorded at the WFMT studios in beautiful Chicago, IL.
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The Nexus 36 - "The Changeling" / "Unnatural Selection" (PREVIEW)
22 augusti 2019 |
4 min
On this month's journey into the magic ribbon known as The Nexus, the gang is chatting about two Trek episodes that may, at first, seem totally unrelated, but when you boil it down, they're both pretty dumb!
First, over on TOS, it's the season two episode, "The Changeling," which originally aired September 29th, 1967. Here, we've got a super-silly—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! If you want to unlock the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Instantly receive access to this show on top of HOURS more exclusive content!
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S9 Ep438: Episode 438 - The Wicker Man (2006) [Live at the Gramercy Theatre]
20 augusti 2019 |
90 min
On this week's episode, the 2019 East Cage Tour comes to an end in beautiful New York City! The gang rounded things out at the Gramercy Theatre by talking about the absolutely ludicrous horror remake, The Wicker Man! What's with that Aaron Eckhart cameo? Why does Cage keep his entire suit on the whole film? And what a total boss conversation-ender Ellen Burstyn has here! PLUS: Take a drink every time someone makes a bee pun! Actually, don't do that. Definitely, definitely, definitely do not do that.
The Wicker Man stars Nicolas Cage, Ellen Burstyn, Kate Beahan, Frances Conroy, Molly Parker, and Leelee Sobieski; directed by Neil LaBute.
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2: Unlock the Vault - The Nexus 24 "Space Seed" / "Skin of Evil"
18 augusti 2019 |
75 min
We're unlocking the WHM Vault to offer up a Dog Days of Summer-primed episode of The Nexus! If you're not hip to our Patreon, now is your chance to check out an episode of our exclusive Star Trek-themed show—FREE! We can't stress enough that you don't have to be a fan of Trek to enjoy the show—even our own Chris Cabin couldn't care less about the franchise!
So if you like what you hear, head on over to our Patreon page and subscribe today! Instantly access hours, upon hours of exclusive content, not only for The Nexus, but also bonus shows on Star Wars, bizarre cartoons from the '80s and '90s... even a series of sync-able commentary tracks where we get drunk watching the Twilight movies!
Our Patreon is not only home to this massive archive of additional content you can't get anywhere else, but it's also how we keep the lights on here at WHM. So if you dig the show and like what we do, please consider supporting us over at the Patreon. You won't regret it!
This concludes our August 2019 pledge drive. Now go enjoy this oppressively humid summer day!
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Animation Damnation - Noozles (PREVIEW)
16 augusti 2019 |
3 min
On this month's Animation Damnation, the guys are chatting about the totally off-the-wall cartoon, Noozles! The episode in question, "A Wonderful Friendship," which originally aired July 7th, 1984, was the pilot of this bonkers bit of animation and features classic cartoon crackups like: exploring—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today! You'll instantly unlock not only this episode, but countless hours of extra content exclusive to our patrons!
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S9 Ep437: Episode 437 - Gone in 60 Seconds (Live in D.C.)
13 augusti 2019 |
95 min
On this week's Summer Break episode, the gang is live from the D.C. Improv chatting about the super-silly Nicolas Cage remake, Gone in 60 Seconds! What's with Cage's character's name in this? What on earth is with that Giovanni Ribisi breakfast recipe? And how long do those two guys wait for that dog to... give back those keys? PLUS: PUR-PLE! RAIN!
Gone in 60 Seconds stars Nicolas Cage, Giovanni Ribisi, Angelina Jolie, Scott Caan, Will Patton, Delroy Lindo, Timothy Olyphant, Chi McBride, Robert Duvall, Christopher Eccleston, Vinnie Jones, and Grace Zabriskie; directed by Dominic Sena.
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Episode 436 - National Treasure: Book of Secrets (PREVIEW)
9 augusti 2019 |
3 min
On this month's full-length bonus episode, the gang rises from the ashes of that lost National Treasure live show with a discussion about its ridiculous sequel, National Treasure: Book of Secrets! Why does it take so long for the film to get around to mentioning—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, along with several hours of additional bonus content, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today!
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S9 Ep435: Episode 435 - Knowing (Live in Boston)
6 augusti 2019 |
101 min
On the first Summer Break episode of the year, the guys are live from Boston, Massachusetts, chatting about the bat-shit crazy Alex Proyas film, Knowing! This was the first night of the East Cage Tour and the show featured several talking points including: just how much does Nicolas Cage look like a scarecrow in this movie? Are these things angels, aliens or Scandinavian perverts? And what kind of person brags about a hot dog recipe? PLUS: Performed live, for one night only, We Hate Movies' latest parody single, "Crack Shack."
Knowing stars Nicolas Cage, Chandler Canterbury, and Rose Byrne; directed by Alex Proyas.
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Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #8 - IG-88 (PREVIEW)
4 augusti 2019 |
2 min
On this month's entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric tells the guys about his favorite character in, well possibly the entire galaxy—IG-88! Remember when IG-88 became a—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today—instantly access this show, along with hours upon hours of exclusive content!
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S9 Ep434: Episode 434 - The Fast and the Furious
30 juli 2019 |
117 min
On this week's episode, the 2019 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza comes to a close—as does WHM season nine—with a conversation on the absolutely bonkers, but fun-bonkers, blockbuster that started it all, The Fast and the Furious! Did anyone notice that this is just Point Break with cars? Why did they make the huge score a bunch of DVD players? And how did no one think to rename the big racing convention something other than, "Race Wars"? PLUS: Vin Diesel LOVES making tuna fish sandwiches!
The Fast and the Furious stars Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Michelle Rodriguez, Jordana Brewster, Rick Yune, Ted Levine, and Ja Rule; directed by Rob Cohen.
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The Nexus 35 - "Who Mourns for Adonais?" / "The Schizoid Man" (PREVIEW)
29 juli 2019 |
7 min
Step into that magical ribbon with us once again, loyal Patreon subscriber, as the gang drops the 35th (!!!) episode of the bluest Star Trek podcast in the Alpha Quadrant, The Nexus!
First, over on TOS, it's the outrageous episode, "Who Mourns for Adonais?" Originally airing September 22nd, 1967, this episode features some legendarily cheap—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only. To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Instantly access days' worth of bonus content!
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Animation Damnation - Hulk Hogan's Rock 'n' Wrestling (PREVIEW)
26 juli 2019 |
2 min
On this month's Animation Damnation, the gang is chatting about the utterly confounding cartoon, Hulk Hogan's Rock 'n' Wrestling! The episode in question, "Clean Gene/Andre's Giant Problem," which originally aired on September 21st, 1985, features—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today! You'll instantly gain access to up to 5 days' worth* of exclusive content!
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S9 Ep433: Episode 433 - The Taking of Pelham 123 (2009)
23 juli 2019 |
103 min
On this week's Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza episode, the gang is chatting about the completely unnecessary remake, The Taking of Pelham 123! Why did Tony Scott think all that drop-frame effect stuff looked good? What's with Travolta's casual use of the word "bunghole"? And on what planet would Michael Rispoli talk shit to Denzel like that and not get punched in the face by the end of the film? PLUS: Can Steve and Andrew make this fake streaming content-licensing thriller a reality? Eric doesn't think so!
The Taking of Pelham 123 stars John Travolta, Denzel Washington, Luis Guzmán, John Turturro, Michael Rispoli, and the late, great James Gandolfini; directed by Tony Scott.
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S9: WHM Mail Bag: Crazy Landladies, Getting Scared at "Blade," and Working at the Shrek 4-D Show!
18 juli 2019 |
54 min
On this month's dip into the WHM letter sack, the gang is chatting about a threatening landlady, tire fires, Comedy Central's Premium Blend, watching uncomfortable movie sex scenes with parents, and much, much more! PLUS: Premium Steve is available now for only $3.99 a month!
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S9 Ep432: Episode 432 - 2012
16 juli 2019 |
109 min
On this week's episode, the 2019 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza heads to Disasterville as the guys trash the totally ridiculous Roland Emmerich-helmed, end of the world joint, 2012! Why did we have to suffer those two jazz musician characters? What's with so many people in this film dying over the phone? And did President Danny Glover deserve such an over-the-top death? PLUS: What would you eat when you were told the world was coming to an end? Because 50% of this show's cast is turning to cannibalism right quick!
2012 stars John Cusack, Danny Glover, Amanda Peet, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Thandie Newton, Oliver Platt, Tom McCarthy, and Woody Harrelson; directed by Roland Emmerich.
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Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #7 - Durga the Hutt (PREVIEW)
14 juli 2019 |
4 min
On this month's entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric finds a non-bipedal gleep-glop to satisfy Chris Cabin's weird alien fetish and the gang learns about the non-legendary Durga the Hutt! Was this Hutt a fan of—HEY NOW! This content is for Patreon subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon page and subscribe today!
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S9: WHM Mail Bag: WHM (At Work) Without Headphones, Concession Stand Thieves, and Flying with Hot Food Terrorists
12 juli 2019 |
48 min
On this dip into the WHM Mail Bag, the guys address super important issues like: how awkward it can be listening to this show without headphones, stealing concessions from the multiplex you work for, and one of the worst flight companions to ever exist. PLUS: Is it too late for a Vega Brothers movie?
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S9: WHM Mail Bag: Talking to Talent, Babysitting Horror Stories, and Misremembering Movie Details
12 juli 2019 |
61 min
On this WHM Mail Bag, the gang reads letters from people who bothered directors while driving them around, got asked to babysit a gaggle of Shrek-loving monsters, misremembered the stars of "Airheads," and one guy whose college roommate did, indeed, pleasure themselves to Shrek. If you want your wild stories read on the air, or if you have a question for the gang, write into the mail bag: [email protected]!
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S9 Ep431: Episode 431 - The Ugly Truth
9 juli 2019 |
110 min
On this week's episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza is celebrating the world of rom-coms as the gang chats about the outrageous 2009 disaster, The Ugly Truth! Why can't they just make Gerard Butler characters Scottish so the man can speak comfortably? How did Kevin Connolly make the opening credits with that little screen time? And could you even imagine going to a balloon festival? PLUS: Minor league baseball can get pretty wild it turns out!
The Ugly Truth stars Katherine Heigl, Gerard Butler, Eric Winter, Bree Turner, Nick Searcy, Cheryl Hines, John, and Michael Higgins; directed by Robert Luketic.
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S9 Ep430: Episode 430 - Forrest Gump (Preview)
7 juli 2019 |
5 min
On this month's bonus episode, the gang chats about the Oscar-winning, AFI darling, Forrest Gump! Did Forrest sabotage the rest of those shrimp boats using the power of—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon page and sign up today!
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S9 Ep429: Episode 429 - The Amazing Spider-Man
2 juli 2019 |
133 min
On this week's episode, the gang continues the 2019 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza with a longer-than-Star Wars-sized chat about the first Spider-Man reboot attempt, The Amazing Spider-Man! Why in the world did we need to see the Uncle Ben death again? Why couldn't they bother hiring Dylan Baker to play the Lizard finally?! And how come Denis Leary couldn't sing "Asshole" to Peter Parker?! PLUS: Coming next summer...Spider-Man: Home Cookin'!
The Amazing Spider-Man stars Andrew Garfield, Emma Stone, Rhys Ifans, Denis Leary, Martin Sheen, Sally Field, Irrfan Khan, Campbell Scott, and Embeth Davidtz; directed by Marc Webb.
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The Nexus 34 - "Amok Time" / "Loud as a Whisper" (CLIP)
27 juni 2019 |
5 min
On this month's journey into the Nexus, the gang is blessed with chatting about a stone-cold classic TOS episode, and then a... not so great TNG! First, over on TOS, it's the legendary episode, "Amok Time," which originally aired September the 15th, 1967. This ep features Spock hucking—HEY NOW! This episode is for Patreon subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today! You'll instantly access hours, nay, days of new content!
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S9 Ep428: Episode 428 - Wanted
25 juni 2019 |
100 min
On this week's episode, the 2019 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza rolls on as the gang chats about the terribly agro comic adaptation, Wanted! What's with all this faux-Fight Club nonsense? Why does everyone think that "Escape (The Piña Colada Song)" will play for a laugh outside of the film Dirty Work? And please enjoy a 10-minute tangent on the film Coneheads! PLUS: It's Sunday-Funday in The Matrix!
Wanted stars James McAvoy, Angelina Jolie, Morgan Freeman, Terence Stamp, Thomas Kretschmann, Common, Kristen Hager, David O'Hara, Konstantin Khabenskiy, and Chris Pratt; directed by Timur Bekmambetov.
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Animation Damnation - G.I. Joe (Extra Weird Episode Edition) [CLIP]
24 juni 2019 |
4 min
On this month's Animation Damnation, the gang is gearing up and rolling out with the beloved G.I. Joes as the squad... what's that say? Travels back in time to ancient Greece? Oooooooo-kay! The episode in question, "G.I. Joe and the Golden Fleece," originally aired October 27th, 1986 and features such bat-shit crazy moments like—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To get the whole thing, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up now!
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Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #6 - Melas the Sarkan (CLIP)
21 juni 2019 |
4 min
On this entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric tells the tall tale of a guy that didn't always exist in the Star Wars Universe: Melas the Sarkan! Vaping his way across the galaxy, Melas was only added to Star Wars when—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To get the full scoop on Melas, head on over to our Patreon page and subscribe today!
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S9 Ep427: Episode 427 - Bride of Chucky
18 juni 2019 |
103 min
On this week's episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza gets a little spooktacular as the gang chats about the ridiculous evil-dolls-gets-hitched sequel, Bride of Chucky! What’s with all the CGI doll in this movie? How strong is this little toy supposed to be? And why did this doll need to have genitals?
PLUS: Ray Romano’s soul may be stuck in the body of a doll but he still can’t shake his family!
Bride of Chucky stars Jennifer Tilly, Brad Dourif, Katherine Heigl, Nick Stabile, Alexis Arquette, and the late comedic genius, John Ritter; directed by Ronny Yu.
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S9: Episode 426 - Kingsman: The Secret Service (CLIP)
14 juni 2019 |
6 min
On this month's full-length bonus episode, the gang is chatting about the absolutely ridiculous Tinker Tailor-esque spy actioneer, Kingsman: The Secret Service! What's the deal with that weird—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon and sign up today!
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S9 Ep425: Episode 425 - Deep Rising (with Jamelle Bouie)
11 juni 2019 |
109 min
On this week's episode, the 2019 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza rolls on as the gang welcomes journalist and friend of the show, Jamelle Bouie in-studio to chat about the 1998 big-budget b-movie, Deep Rising! What's with Kevin J. O'Connor's riffing? How did Famke Janssen's Catwoman-esque jewel thief movie wind up on this pleasure cruise? And how bad ass is Wes Studi? PLUS: Bernie Sanders recruits the Deep Rising monster, a fellow Brooklyn native, to feast on the Top One Tenth of the One Percent!
Deep Rising stars Treat Williams, Famke Janssen, Anthony Heald, Kevin J. O'Connor, Wes Studi, Derrick O'Connor, Jason Flemyng, Cliff Curtis, Clifton Powell, Trevor Goddard, Una Damon, and Djimon Hounsou; directed by Stephen Sommers.
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S9: WHM On-Screen: Dark Phoenix
7 juni 2019 |
44 min
On this very special WHM On-Screen, the gang is chatting about the new X-Men film, Dark Phoenix, the final entry in the (possibly unfairly) much maligned "alternate 1985 timeline" mutant film series! Caution! Spoilers abound, so if you haven't seen the film yet, hold off on this until you do! Or spoil it for yourself—whatever works.
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S9 Ep424: Episode 424 - G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
4 juni 2019 |
98 min
This week on the program, the gang kicks off the 2019 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza by chatting about the absolutely ridiculous and D.O.A. action movie adaptation, G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra! What's with Cobra Commander's wig? Why did we need all these origin stories? And how much of this movie is Dennis Quaid sitting down? PLUS: Paul Giamatti stars in BearCity 3: The Divorce!
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra stars Dennis Quaid, Marlon Wayans, Channing Tatum, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Sienna Miller, Kevin J. O'Connor, Ray Park, Gerald Okamura, Jonathan Pryce, Byung-Hun Lee, Saïd Taghmaoui, and Arnold Vosloo; directed by Stephen Sommers.
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The Nexus 33 - "Operation - Annihilate!" / "The Outrageous Okona" (CLIP)
30 maj 2019 |
5 min
On this month's journey into that magic ribbon known as The Nexus, the gang is talking about two fairly ridiculous episodes of Trek—but ridiculous for very different reasons!
First on TOS, it's "Operation - Annihilate!," which originally aired April 13th, 1967. The episode has it all: Shatner wearing a stupid—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today!
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S9 Ep423: Episode 423 - The Super
28 maj 2019 |
89 min
On this week's episode, the gang chats about the Joe Pesci slumlord comedy, The Super! What's with this ridiculous, Seinfeldian court ruling? How old is Joe Pesci supposed to be in this film? Did Pesci's piece get separate billing? And did they think this was biting social commentary? PLUS: Has a film's poster ever had a character shrugging its shoulders and then still turned out to be a good movie?
The Super stars Joe Pesci, Vincent Gardenia, Madolyn Smith Osborne, Rubén Blades, Stacey Travis, and Carole Shelley; directed by Rod Daniel.
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S9: WHM On-Screen: John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum
27 maj 2019 |
34 min
On this special WHM On-Screen, the guys are chatting about the latest installment in the incredibly lucrative, bullet-to-the-head franchise, John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum! What's with that trip to the desert? How about that knife fight? And how about all that super dog action? PLUS: Andrew has an... uncomfortable screening experience.
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S9 Ep1: WHM On-Screen: The Game of Thrones Series Finale
24 maj 2019 |
37 min
On this special WHM On-Screen, the gang is chatting about the divisive series finale of HBO's Game of Thrones! There's a Lightning Lord? What was that Night King dude's problem? And way to burn that furniture, Drogon! PLUS: Eric gives his pick for next fantasy series to be adapted for television!
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S9 Ep422: Episode 422 - Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
21 maj 2019 |
102 min
On this week's episode, the gang chats about the sex-crazed rom-"com," Ghosts of Girlfriends Past! Why didn't McConaughey's scarf get more play? Why did they say Robert Forster's character served in Korea? And is Emma Stone's character supposed to be dead? PLUS: David Attenborough narrates Connor Mead's gross sex life!
Ghosts of Girlfriends Past stars Matthew McConaughey, Jennifer Garner, Michael Douglas, Breckin Meyer, Lacey Chabert, Robert Forster, Anne Archer, Emma Stone, Daniel Sunjata, and Noureen DeWulf; directed by Mark Waters.
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1: Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #5 - Greedo (CLIP)
17 maj 2019 |
4 min
On this entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric regales the fellas with the complete story of beloved Star Wars scamp, Greedo! Was that really--HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today!
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S9 Ep421: Episode 421 - Space Cowboys
14 maj 2019 |
117 min
On this week's episode, the guys blast off into outer space to talk about the Eastwood-directed, old-man astronaut movie, Space Cowboys! What in the world is with the ridiculous dubbing at the beginning of the film? What's with Marcia Gay Harden laughing at Jay Leno? And was Cromwell crooked or what? PLUS: Is anyone watching that Mötley Crüe movie on Netflix?
Space Cowboys stars Clint Eastwood, Tommy Lee Jones, James Garner, Donald Sutherland, Marcia Gay Harden, and James Cromwell; directed by Clint Eastwood.
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S9 Ep1: WHM Mail Bag: Explaining Movies to Old People, Celeb Sightings at the Cinema, and more!
11 maj 2019 |
51 min
On this month's episode, the gang opens up the Mail Bag to read letters from people who unfortunately wore WHM merchandise to a doctor's office, got caught explaining entire films to old people, and watched abhorrent puppet pornography in film school. PLUS: Steve is awarded his prize for winning "The Bet" by none other than his TV favorite, the Masked Singer!
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1: Animation Damnation - Pokémon (Yet Again!) (CLIP)
10 maj 2019 |
4 min
On this month's Animation Damnation, the gang returns to the confounding world of Pokémon by discussing the David Lynchian episode, "Go West, Young Meowth"! Originally airing (maybe) October 9th, 1999, the episode is a gritty, L.A.-set story about Meowth and his days being exploited by—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! If you want access to the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today!
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S9 Ep420: Episode 420 - Dude, Where's My Car?
7 maj 2019 |
105 min
On this episode, the gang celebrates reaching episode 420 (GET IT?) by chatting about the absolutely abhorrent faux-stoner comedy, Dude, Where's My Car? How did some of these "jokes" make it to the final cut? What's with this Hal Sparks-worshipping alien cult? And why is NO ONE smoking weed? PLUS: Would Buster Keaton ever eat a pizza?
Dude, Where's My Car? stars Ashton Kutcher, Sean William Scott, Jennifer Garner, Marla Sokoloff, Kristy Swanson, David Herman, Hal Sparks, Charlie O'Connell, Mary Lynn Rajskub, Stuttering John Melendez, and Michael Bower; directed by Danny Leiner.
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S9 Ep419: Episode 419 - Serenity (2019) (CLIP)
3 maj 2019 |
5 min
On this month's full-length bonus episode, the gang is chatting about the absolutely ridiculous Matthew McConaughey/Anne Hathaway neo-noir (?), Serenity! Why is he a single-customer—WHOOPS! This episode is for subscribers only. To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today!
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S9 Ep1: WHM On-Screen - Avengers: Endgame
3 maj 2019 |
69 min
This episode contains spoilers for Avengers: Endgame
On this episode of WHM On-Screen, the gang is chatting about the little known box-office flop, Avengers: Endgame! Who made it through the whole thing without using the bathroom? Who had what spoiled? And what minor, fun, harmless detail did Chris Cabin hate? PLUS: Stop talking about the movie you just saw when you're in the bathroom on your way out!
Avengers: Endgame stars Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans, Mark Ruffalo, Chris Hemsworth, Scarlett Johansson, Jeremy Renner, Don Cheadle, Josh Brolin, Paul Rudd and a bunch more people we won't list here because yeah, technically that cast list is kind of a spoiler; directed by Anthony and Joe Russo.
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S9 Ep418: Episode 418 - Final Destination
30 april 2019 |
110 min
On this week's episode, the gang is chatting about the Mouse Trap-esque horror film, Final Destination! What is with all the shots of Devon Sawa's bedroom fan? Would this film have been better in its intended form, an X-Files episode? Why did all the characters need to have names of famous directors and actors? And what's with all the tasteless use of real plane crash footage? PLUS: It turns out that guy from The Terminal was a real pervert!
Final Destination stars Devon Sawa, Ali Larter, Kerr Smith, Kristen Cloke, Daniel Roebuck, Roger Guenveur Smith, Chad Donella, Seann William Scott, Amanda Detmer, and Tony Todd; directed by James Wong.
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The Nexus 32 - "The City on the Edge of Forever" / "Elementary, Dear Data" (CLIP)
28 april 2019 |
6 min
On this month's voyage into The Nexus, the gang, once again, is talking about one excellent episode of Trek and another... not so excellent one. First, on TOS, it's one of the best episodes of television ever produced, "The City on the Edge of Forever"! Originally airing April 6th, 1967, this classic episode features—WHOOOPS! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today!
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Animation Damnation - Puss in Boots (CLIP)
27 april 2019 |
3 min
On this month's Animation Damnation, the guys are chatting about the better-than-Shrek, Shrek spinoff, Puss in Boots! What's the deal with this magical—WHOOPS! This episode is for subscribers only. For access to the full show, head over to our Patreon and sign up today!
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S9 Ep417: Episode 417 - 17 Again
23 april 2019 |
110 min
On this week's episode, the gang chats about the creepy, magic-filled teen comedy, 17 Again! How did tiny Zac Efron grow an extra 2 1/2 feet to become Matthew Perry? Why did we need so much time with the Thomas Lennon side plot? And did Brian Doyle-Murray rip off Steve Zissou's wardrobe? PLUS: Nobody needs those fancy bowling alleys!
17 Again stars Zac Efron, Matthew Perry, Leslie Mann, Brian Doyle-Murray, Thomas Lennon, Michelle Trachtenberg, Sterling Knight, Melora Hardin, and Jim Gaffigan; directed by Burr Steers.
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S9: Unlock the Vault: Episode 344 - Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
20 april 2019 |
97 min
We're unlocking the WHM Vault as a special 4/20 gift to present a Patreon bonus episode to the masses! Over a year ago, we released this episode on Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance, but if you weren't subscribed to our Patreon, you didn't have access—so here's your chance to see what you're missing! Check out this episode and then head over to our Patreon and sign up today to unlock HOURS of extra WHM episodes, along with other shows and commentaries!
It's also no coincidence that we're releasing this episode on a Nic Cage film on the cusp of our East Cage Tour! We can't wait to see y'all on the road, so if you're around the Boston/DC/Philly/NYC area, grab some tickets and come say hi next week!
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Episode 416 - Death Wish (CLIP)
19 april 2019 |
5 min
On this month's full-length bonus episode, the gang is chatting about the completely tone-deaf Death Wish remake! How impressive is it that Bruce manages to participate in—WHOOPS! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today!
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S9 Ep415: Episode 415 - Live Free or Die Hard
16 april 2019 |
108 min
On this week's episode, the gang goes back to McClane Country to talk about the third Die Hard sequel, the old man cop/cyber-thriller mash-up, Live Free or Die Hard! Why didn't they let Olyphant out of that van? Where did Bruce's eyebrows go? And why couldn't they have McClane give Zeus Carver or Al Powell a call? PLUS: "Bill Nighy" blows mad rails!
Live Free or Die Hard stars Bruce Willis, Timothy Olyphant, Justin Long, Maggie Q, Cliff Curtis, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, and Kevin Smith; directed by Len Wiseman.
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Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #4 - Momaw Nadon (CLIP)
12 april 2019 |
4 min
On this entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric shares the tale of Momaw Nadon, the famous hammer-headed individual in the Mos Eisley Cantina! Is "hammerhead" a slur? What exactly was in this guy's—WHOOPS! This episode is for subscribers only! If you want instant access to the full show, head on over to our Patreon and sign up today!
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S9 Ep414: Episode 414 - Shrek 2
9 april 2019 |
100 min
On this week's episode, the gang is heading back to Far Far Away to chat about the dreadful, award-winning sequel, Shrek 2! What's with all the extraordinarily large bosoms in this movie? Why does Puss in Boots immediately start calling Shrek "boss"? And what were they thinking with all these donkey/dragon mashup babies? PLUS: Mario Mario loses out on Yankees tickets!
Shrek 2 stars Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, Julie Andrews, John Cleese, Antonio Banderas, Rupert Everett, and Jennifer Saunders; directed by Andrew Adamson, Kelly Asbury & Conrad Vernon.
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S9 Ep413: Episode 413 - Pet Sematary (with Griffin Newman)
2 april 2019 |
134 min
On this week's episode, the gang welcomes Griffin Newman into the studio to chat about the dumb fun that is Pet Sematary (1989)! Why didn't the town just vote to lower that speed limit? Can beer bottles get buried in the cemetery and come back to life as FULL beers? And was that kid really laid to rest (the first time) in that Tom Petty hat? PLUS: Be sure to catch Griffin on Amazon's The Tick when it returns for SEASON TWO, this Friday, April 5th!
Pet Sematary stars Dale Midkiff, Fred Gwynne, Denise Crosby, Brad Greenquist, Blaze Berdahl, and Miko Hughes; directed by Mary Lambert.
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S9: WHM Mail Bag: Gym Proms, Larry the Cable Guy Apologists, and Puking at the Movies
29 mars 2019 |
55 min
On this month's WHM Mail Bag, the guys are reading letters from folks who threw up during Dude, Where's My Car?, had a botched audition for a Troma film, totally beefed on a prom outfit, and one fella who paused a genocide documentary at one of the worst possible parts while watching on a plane.
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The Nexus 31 - "Distant Voices" / "Genesis" (CLIP)
29 mars 2019 |
6 min
On this month's Patreon-listener-requested episode, the gang chats about two episodes of Star Trek, one from Deep Space Nine and another from their beloved Next Generation, both of which are incredibly weird in their own ways!
First up, on DS9, it's "Distant Voices," which originally aired April 10th, 1995. It features exciting elements like—WHOA! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon and subscribe today!
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S9 Ep412: Episode 412 - Chill Factor
26 mars 2019 |
113 min
On this week's episode, the 2019 Listener Request Month comes to an end as the gang chats about a 90's action film that "borrows" from about 3 or 4 other 90's action films—it's Chill Factor! Who thought these two were a good pair? Why ditch the ice cream truck halfway through the film? And how did this disgraced army colonel go to prison a loser and come out a savvy, euro-trash, cyber terrorist? PLUS: What if Marty and Doc didn't get to travel through time?
Chill Factor stars Cuba Gooding Jr., Skeet Ulrich, Peter Firth, David Paymer, and Kevin J. O'Connor; directed by, yes, Hugh Johnson.
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Animation Damnation - Stripperella (CLIP)
23 mars 2019 |
3 min
On this episode of a listener requested Animation Damnation, the gang is chatting about the totally abhorrent Stripperella! The episode in question—oy—"Beauty and the Obese" originally aired June 26th, 2003, features embarrassingly dated elements like—WHOOPS! This episode is for our subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today!
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S9 Ep411: Episode 411 - Battlefield Earth
19 mars 2019 |
106 min
On this week's episode, the gang continues the 2019 Listener Request Month with one of the most requested and anticipated films to be talked about on this show, Battlefield Earth! What's with that mini-golf course? Could they have done any worse with that CGI cow leg? And what's going on with Travolta's Hot Topic boots? PLUS: That's not a potty cam, L. Ron just has a bee in the bathroom!
Battlefield Earth stars Barry Pepper, John Travolta, Forest Whitaker, Kim Coates, and Kelly Preston; directed by Roger Christian.
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Episode 410 - Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (CLIP)
15 mars 2019 |
6 min
On this month's patrons-only bonus episode, the gang is chatting about the dull-as-dirt video game adaptation, Lara Croft: Tomb Raider! What's with all the lame—WHOOPS! This episode is for subscribers only! If you are a subscriber, feel free to delete this instantly! But if you haven't subscribed yet, give this clip a listen to see what you're missin'! Then head on over to our Patreon page and subscribe today!
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S9: WHM On-Screen: Captain Marvel
13 mars 2019 |
40 min
On a very special WHM On-Screen, the guys chat about the new superhero cinematic sensation, Captain Marvel! What the hell is a Kree again? Look at all the creative ways kitty litter can be used! And taking a moment to remember the one and only jay-smoking genius, Stan Lee!
Captain Marvel stars Brie Larson, Samuel L. Jackson, Jude Law, Ben Mendelsohn, Annette Bening, Clark Gregg, and Lee Pace; directed by Anna Boden & Ryan Fleck.
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S9 Ep409: Episode 409 - Vibes
12 mars 2019 |
87 min
On this week's episode, the 2019 Listener Request Month rolls on as the guys chat about the ridiculous 1988 psychic comedy, Vibes! Is this the only time in his career Goldblum couldn't fake the funk? Shouldn't they have shown Cyndi Lauper's psychic spirit friend? And who was laughing at that terrible prolonged death scene? PLUS: Meanwhile, in the alternate universe where Peter Falk played Hannibal Lecter, the chianti keeps flowing!
Vibes stars Cyndi Lauper, Jeff Goldblum, Peter Falk, Googy Gress, Julian Sands, and Steve Buscemi; directed by Ken Kwapis.
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Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #3 - Sebulba (CLIP)
8 mars 2019 |
4 min
On this entry into the Gleep Glossary, a very special Listener Request Month edition, the guys learn about the gleep, the myth, the always-available legend, Sebulba! Unlike his constantly-free schedule to appear in films, Sebulba was—WHOOPS! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today!
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S9 Ep408: Episode 408 - Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
5 mars 2019 |
100 min
On this week's episode, the gang kicks off the 2019 Listener Request Month with a chat about the heinous video game adaptation, Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time! Sweet job at the casting call, Hollywood! What's with all the parkour? And what kind of an accent was Jake G. shooting for? PLUS: Say hello to the Buddy Brigade, Hollywood's nicest gang of friends!
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time stars Jake Gyllenhaal, Gemma Arterton, Ben Kingsley, Alfred Molina, Steve Toussaint, Toby Kebbell, and Richard Coyle; directed by Mike Newell.
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The Nexus 30 - "The Alternative Factor" / "Where Silence Has Lease" (CLIP)
28 februari 2019 |
7 min
On this month's journey into The Nexus—our 30th trip into the magic Trek ribbon—the gang is chatting about two very different episodes of the beloved franchise. Over on TOS, it's "The Alternative Factor," which originally aired March 30th, 1967. In this episode, we're shown such enticing things like—WHOOPS! This episode is for paid subscribers only! To check out the full episode, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today! You're currently missing out on hours and hours of unheard WHM material on Trek, Star Wars, additional bonus episodes, sync-able commentaries, and more!
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S9 Ep407: Episode 407 - The Island
26 februari 2019 |
116 min
On this week's episode, the gang is chatting about the 2005 Michael Bay clone-related blockbuster, The Island! What's with this sarcastic lunch lady character? Why did that security guy murder Steve Buscemi's character instead of interrogate him? And what's with all that clone murder? PLUS: Appearing all weekend at Golden Corral, the brilliant comedy stylings of puppet-wielding, joke-telling sensation, Randy Blaaaa-Blaaaaare!
The Island stars Ewan McGregor, Scarlett Johansson, Djimon Hounsou, Sean Bean, Steve Buscemi, and Michael Clarke Duncan; directed by Michael Bay.
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S9: The 2019 WHM Oscars Special
22 februari 2019 |
68 min
Just in time for the 91st annual Academy Awards, the gang got together last night (via the Internet) to predict the winners, talk about the films they really want to win, the snubs, the problematic host issue, The Whoopster, who will get Farina'd, The Bet, and more!
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Animation Damnation - Darkwing Duck (CLIP)
22 februari 2019 |
4 min
On this month's Animation Damnation, the guys are chatting about the totally bizarre '90s Disney hit, Darkwing Duck! The episode in question, "Twin Beaks"—which originally aired November 7th, 1991—features a weak—WHOOPS! This episode is for Patreon subscribers only! To get access to the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today!
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S9 Ep406: Episode 406 - Valentine
19 februari 2019 |
107 min
On this week's episode, the gang is dragging out the Hallmark holiday for one more day to chat about the ridiculous romantic slasher, Valentine! Why couldn't they style David Boreanaz's character differently so he didn't look exactly like Angel? Where was the faculty at that school dance? And who would let this deadbeat internet startup guy crash at their house? PLUS: Wallace Shawn stars in Die Hard!
Valentine stars David Boreanaz, Denise Richards, Marley Shelton, Jessica Capshaw, Jessica Cauffiel, Katherine Heigl, and Fulvio Cecere; directed by Jamie Blanks.
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Episode 405 - Bad Boys (CLIP)
15 februari 2019 |
7 min
On this month’s exclusive patrons-only episode, the gang is chatting about Michael Bay’s first ever ‘splosion-filled feature, Bad Boys! What’s with Mike Lowrey walking into—WHOOPS! This episode is for subscribers only! If you want access to the whole show—plus dozens of hours of more sweet WHM content—head on over to our Patreon page and sign up!
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S9: WHM Mail Bag: Awkward School Screenings, NYC Blood Puddles, and Watching "Faces of Death" with Dad
14 februari 2019 |
51 min
On this month's WHM Mail Bag, the guys are reading letters from some people who watched awkward nude scenes in the classroom; others who, as NYC tourists almost tripped over a blood puddle; still others who rented "Faces of Death" with their father, and one person who even oversaw a good, old-fashioned Multiplex Shitpocalypse!
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S9 Ep404: Episode 404 - What Women Want
12 februari 2019 |
118 min
On this week's episode, the gang welcomes Chelsea Jupin into the studio as they try to tackle one of the biggest questions in the universe: why did they make What Women Want? How much did it pain Mel to have to sing and dance and put on lipstick for this film? Why did they bother with that suicide subplot? And have two actors had less chemistry on screen than Helen Hunt and Mel Gibson in this film? PLUS: Alan Alda gets notes from the future!
What Women Want stars Mel Gibson, Helen Hunt, Alan Alda, Marisa Tomei, Ashley Johnson, Mark Feuerstein, Lauren Holly, Delta Burke, Valerie Perrine, Judy Greer, Sarah Paulson, Ana Gasteyer, Lisa Edelstein, Loretta Devine, and Eric Balfour; directed by Nancy Meyers.
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Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #2 - Dr. Evazan & Ponda Baba (CLIP)
8 februari 2019 |
4 min
On this entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric regales the guys with the wild tale of the dastardly Dr. Evazan and his right-hand thug, Ponda Baba, the most dangerous—WHOOPS! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today!
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S9 Ep403: Episode 403 - Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald
5 februari 2019 |
105 min
On this week's episode, the gang brings their (Some of) The Worst of 2018 series to a close with a chat about the almost totally incomprehensible Wizarding sequel, Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald! In a world where shape-shifting is as easy as sneezing, why couldn't they just re-cast Johnny Depp? How on earth was that ghost dragon fight the climax of the film? And what exactly is an illuminated pervert? PLUS: The guys mix-up about six different movies about three-ways!
Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald stars Eddie Redmayne, Katherine Waterston, Zoë Kravitz, Callum Turner, Ezra Miller, Jude Law, Dan Fogler, Alison Sudol, Claudia Kim, Carmen Ejogo, and Johnny Depp; directed by David Yates.
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S9 Ep402: Episode 402 - The Happytime Murders
29 januari 2019 |
88 min
On this week's episode, the gang continues to discuss Some of the Worst of 2018 with a chat about the most EXTREME puppet film ever made, The Happytime Murders! Wow, could you imagine if a puppet used a curse word? Or could you i-magine if a puppet got shot in the face with a shotgun? Oh, could you just IMAGINE if a puppet was shown ejaculating on camera?! I mean, COULD YOU IMAGINE?! PLUS: George Lucas bonds with Brian Henson over the thrill of taking beloved franchises to the next level!
The Happytime Murders stars Melissa McCarthy, Elizabeth Banks, Maya Rudolph, Leslie David Baker, Joel McHale, and Bill Barretta; directed by Brian Henson.
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The Nexus 29 - "Errand of Mercy" / "The Child" (CLIP)
26 januari 2019 |
3 min
On this month's trip into The Nexus, the gang is chatting about two historic episodes of Trek—one famous for—WHOOPS! This show is for our subscribers only! To access the full-length episode, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today!
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S9 Ep401: Episode 401 - Life Itself
22 januari 2019 |
110 min
On this week's episode, the gang rots their brains attempting to wrap them around the ridiculous grief porn melodrama, Life Itself! What years are these stupid timelines taking place in? What's with that Dylan cover? And why in the WORLD did we have to sit through Olive Oil: The Motion Picture?! PLUS: Peter Venkman's Mouse Trap-esque suicide plan!
Life Itself stars Oscar Isaac, Olivia Wilde, Annette Bening, Mandy Patinkin, Jean Smart, Olivia Cooke, Sergio Peris-Mencheta, Antonio Banderas, Laia Costa, Àlex Monner, and, somehow, Samuel L. Jackson; directed by Dan Fogelman.
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Animation Damnation - MTV's Spider-Man: The New Animated Series (CLIP)
18 januari 2019 |
4 min
On this month's episode, the gang is chatting about the rock-bottom Spider-Man cartoon, Spider-Man: The New Animated Series! The episode in question, "Law of the Jungle," which originally aired July 18th, 2003, brings up such questions as—WHOOPS! This episode is for subscribers only! To hear the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today!
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S9 Ep400: Episode 400 - The Love Guru
15 januari 2019 |
98 min
On this week's episode, the gang puts the Worst of 2018 on hold to celebrate 400 EPISODES ON THE AIR by talking about one of the worst comedies to ever exist, The Love Guru! What is with that CGI Mike Myers baby head? Who thought the fake Oprah cameo was funny? And most importantly: why does this exist? Plus: Al Michaels watches elephants have intercourse!
It's absolutely nuts that we're cruising into 400 episodes and we couldn't have done it without you, the gentle listener. Thanks so much for supporting We Hate Movies and hey—tell a friend!
The Love Guru stars Mike Myers, Jessica Alba, Justin Timberlake, Romany Malco, Verne Troyer, Meagan Good, John Oliver, Stephen Colbert, Jim Gaffigan, Ben Kingsley, Telma Hopkins, Daniel Tosh, and Rob Huebel; "directed" by Marco Schnabel.
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Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #1 - Figrin D'an of the Modal Nodes (CLIP)
11 januari 2019 |
3 min
On the first ever entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric enchants the guys by—OOPS! This episode is for subscribers only! To hear the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today!
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S9 Ep399: Episode 399 - Mile 22
8 januari 2019 |
98 min
On this week's show, the gang continues their pursuit of cataloging some of the worst films of 2018 by chatting about the absolutely ridiculous online gaming chat come to life, Mile 22! What's with the incredible amount of profanity in this script? Does this film have a commercial for a divorce app in it? And what in the WORLD are we doing with those two Russian characters? PLUS: Spider-man gets assassinated by a bunch of holograms!
Mile 22 starts Mark Wahlberg, Lauren Cohan, Iko Uwais, John Malkovich, Ronda Rousey, Terry Kinney, and Sam Medina; directed by Peter Berg.
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S9: Episode 398 - Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (CLIP)
4 januari 2019 |
10 min
On the first patrons-only bonus episode of 2019, the gang is chatting about the absolutely dino-sastrous sequel, Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom! What's with all the overcompensating shots of—OOPS! This episode is for patrons-only! To download the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today!
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S9 Ep397: Episode 397 - Venom
1 januari 2019 |
92 min
Happy New Year! On the first episode of 2019, the gang kicks off their annual "(Some of) The Worst of the Previous Year" month with a spirited conversation about the goop-slinging anti-hero vehicle, Venom! What is that accent Tom Hardy is doing? How on earth is Eddie Brock affording that sick bachelor pad whilst unemployed? And couldn't they get literally anybody to play the Number Two Heavy? PLUS: Alex Jones interviews Eddie Brock for a reporter position at Info Wars!
Venom stars Tom Hardy, Michelle Williams, Riz Ahmed, Scott Haze, Reid Scott, Jenny Slate, and Melora Walters; directed by Ruben Fleischer.
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S9 Ep396: Episode 396 - Batman (1989)
25 december 2018 |
132 min
On this week's episode, the gang celebrates Christmas the only way they know how: talking about the absolutely excellent Tim Burton Batman feature! Is Bruce Wayne drinking the blood of criminals? Was Nicholson calling his own cuts here? And remember the time Jack Palance played Dracula? PLUS: The Joker's plastic surgeon was... not prepared.
Batman stars Michael Keaton, Jack Nicholson, Kim Basinger, Robert Wuhl, Pat Hingle, Bill Dee Williams, Michael Gough, and Jack Palance; directed by Tim Burton.
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The Nexus 28 - Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (CLIP)
20 december 2018 |
9 min
On this month's very special We Love Movies-inspired edition of the The Nexus, the gang is chatting about the best Trek film ever made, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan! Would you look at Kirk's killer—OOPS! This episode is for subscribers only! If you want access to the full episode, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today!
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S9 Ep395: Episode 395 - It's a Wonderful Life
18 december 2018 |
127 min
On this week's holiday cheer-filled We Love Movies, the gang chats about the beloved Christmas? movie, It's a Wonderful Life! How exactly did this become a film people love watching at Christmas? What's with tossing rocks through that abandoned house for good luck? And look on in awe as Jimmy Stewart berates a teacher over the phone... after berating a house full of children! PLUS: The entire life and career of Hollywood legend, Jimmy the Crow!
It's a Wonderful Life stars James Stewart, Donna Reed, Lionel Barrymore, Thomas Mitchell, Henry Travers, Gloria Grahame, H.B. Warner, Todd Karns, and Jimmy the Crow; directed by Frank Capra.
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Animation Damnation - Batman: The Animated Series (CLIP)
14 december 2018 |
3 min
On this month's We Love Movies-inspired episode of Animation Damnation, the guys chat about one of the absolute best episodes of the best superhero cartoon to ever exist, Batman: The Animated Series! The episode in question, "Almost Got 'im," originally aired on November 10th 1992 and features such amazing BTAS moments as—OOPS! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and subscribe now!
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S9 Ep394: Episode 394 - Back to the Future
11 december 2018 |
134 min
On this week's all-new We Love Movies entry, the gang chats about beloved Reaganomics fantasy, Back to the Future! How exactly do Doc and Marty know each other? What's the deal with George's peeping? And look at all the manure! PLUS: Doc Brown becomes that annoying old guy who hangs around Burger King all day seeking attention by talking to the staff non-stop about nothing!
Back to the Future stars Michael J. Fox, Christopher Lloyd, Lea Thompson, Crispin Glover, Thomas F. Wilson, Claudia Wells, Marc McClure, Wendie Jo Sperber, and James Tolkan; directed by Robert "Big Bob" Zemeckis.
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S9: Episode 393 - Star Wars CLIP
7 december 2018 |
14 min
On this month's Patrons-only bonus episode, the gang is chatting effusively about beloved, action-packed space opera, Star Wars! There's no point in telling you three measly plot points covered in this episode like we normally do in descriptions, though. This is the longest recording in show history and we had a ton of fun talking about one of our greatest loves!
If you don't yet have access to this exclusive, extra-long episode, check out this extended preview clip and have a listen to what you're missin'! Then head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today to access the whole thing!
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S9 Ep392: Episode 392 - Terminator 2: Judgment Day
4 december 2018 |
131 min
This week on We Love Movies, the gang chats about one of the most beloved sci-fi/action films of all time, Terminator 2: Judgment Day! Is Robert Patrick's handsome visage the factory default for the T-1000? Who else was wanting more Danny Cooksey? And are S. Epatha Merkerson and Joe Morton's characters still hot and heavy? PLUS: Jesse Ventura lobbies Arnold for a very important supporting role!
Terminator 2: Judgment Day stars Linda Hamilton, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Robert Patrick, Edward Furlong, Joe Morton, S. Epatha Merkerson, and Danny Cooksey; directed by James Cameron.
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S9: WHM Mail Bag: Cat In the Hat Stand-Ins, Messing with Michael Myers, and Blowing Up Your College Bathroom
30 november 2018 |
46 min
On this month's Mail Bag, the gang reads letters about eating lunch with Cat in the Hat stand-ins, dudes named Michael Myers getting messed with on Halloween, poorly timed pre-party bathroom runs in college, deranged haunted houses, and more!
There's one more Mail Bag episode left for 2018, so get your holiday-themed letters in now! Write in to [email protected]!
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S9 Ep391: Episode 391 - Richie Rich
27 november 2018 |
106 min
On this week's episode, the gang attempts to make sense of the incredibly misguided family film, Ri¢hie Ri¢h! Why are these billionaires supposed to be the saviors of American society? Who thought it was wise to have the villain repeatedly shoot a child? And how long is it until those factory workers stage a coup? PLUS: Jesse Ventura subs in for Richie's personal trainer!
Ri¢hie Ri¢h stars Macaulay Culkin, Edward Herrmann, John Larroquette, Jonathan Hyde, and Michael McShane; directed by Donald Petrie.
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S9 Ep390: Episode 390 - Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
20 november 2018 |
114 min
On this week's episode, the gang travels to 12th century England to hang with Kevin Costner, Morgan Freeman, and the rest of the Merry Men in the nap-inducing, folk hero epic, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves! Who signed off on ANY of these accents? What is with that witch? And was there any scenery left after Rickman was done beautifully chewing it all down? PLUS: Look out for Arrow Cam!
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves stars Kevin Costner, Morgan Freeman, Alan Rickman, Christian Slater, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio, Michael Wincott, Nick Brimble, Brian Blessed, and Geraldine McEwan; directed by Kevin Reynolds.
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The Nexus 27 - "The Devil in the Dark" / "The Neutral Zone" (CLIP)
19 november 2018 |
5 min
On this month's journey into The Nexus, it's a real race to the bottom as the gang chats about two totally disappointing—some might even say embarrassing—episodes of Trek!
First, over on TOS, it's "The Devil in the Dark," which originally aired March 9th, 1967. This episode features all the disastrous Trek elements you hope to avoid like—OOPS! This content is for subscribers only! To access the full episode, head on over to our Patreon page and subscribe today!
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Animation Damnation - A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving (CLIP)
16 november 2018 |
4 min
On this month's special Animation Damnation, the gang is chatting about the beloved Peanuts classic, A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving! Premiering on November 20th, 1973, this special includes beloved holiday elements like—OOPS! This show is for patrons only! To access the full episode, head on over to our Patreon page and subscribe!
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S9 Ep389: Episode 389 - The One
13 november 2018 |
101 min
On this week's episode, the gang dives into the Multiverse to chat about the—fairly enjoyable—Jet Li actioner, The One! What's with putting Jet Li in all those silly wigs? Who decided to QUADRUPLE-DOWN on the nü-metal soundtrack? And does anyone remember One Night at McCool's? PLUS: Christopher Lambert is feeling very, very litigious!
The One stars Jet Li, Delroy Lindo, Jason Statham, Carla Gugino, Dean Norris, and, somehow, Mark Borchardt; directed by James Wong.
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Episode 388 - How the Grinch Stole Christmas (CLIP)
8 november 2018 |
5 min
On this month's full-length, patrons-only episode, the gang is jumping from Anville to Whoville to chat about the equally abhorrent, but really somehow not as bad as The Cat in the Hat, live-action Dr. Seuss adaptation, How the Grinch Stole Christmas! Get in the holiday spirit early as you watch the Grinch do all the beloved gags you remember him doing like—OOPS! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full episode, head on over to our Patreon page!
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S9 Ep387: Episode 387 - The Cat in the Hat
6 november 2018 |
103 min
On this week's episode, the gang finds a way to drag out the Halloween Spooktacular for another week as they chat about the absolutely abhorrent, The Cat in the Hat! Why is Mike Myers doing Linda Richman for this Cat voice? How did that erection joke make its way out of the editing bay? And how did anyone think this was for children? PLUS: Ed Gein wins an Academy Award!
The Cat in the Hat stars Mike Myers, Alec Baldwin, Dakota Fanning, Spencer Breslin, Kelly Preston, Amy Hill, and Sean Hayes; directed by Bo Welch.
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S9 Ep386: Episode 386 - Wishmaster
30 oktober 2018 |
109 min
On this week's episode, the Halloween Spooktacular sadly comes to an end, but the gang is going out in style by talking about the outrageous Wishmaster! What's with that pharmacist's brutal death? Look how great Kane Hodder's facial hair is! And how about that jaw rip? PLUS: God hates genies!
Wishmaster stars Tammy Lauren, Andrew Divoff, Robert Englund, Chris Lemmon, and George 'Buck' Flower; directed by Robert Kurtzman.
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S9: WHM Mail Bag: Obnoxious Children at the Movies, Spooktacular Exes, Eerie Event Cinema, and Waiting to Meet Doug "Pinhead" Bradley
28 oktober 2018 |
43 min
On this month's spooktacular edition of the WHM Mail Bag, the gang is reading letters about obnoxious children ruining press screenings, eerie exes creeping out former lovers at college, a movie review website hosting a cinema event featuring a contest of dubious motivation, and one guy who almost lost everything just to meeting Doug "Pinhead" Bradley in the forest!
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The Nexus 26 - "This Side of Paradise" / "Conspiracy" (CLIP)
26 oktober 2018 |
5 min
On this month's trip into the Nexus, the gang tackles two pretty great episode of Trek! First over on TOS, it's the sci-fi melordrama, "This Side of Paradise." Originally airing March 2nd, 1967, this episode features Bones giving a whole—OOPS! This episode is for our subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon and sign up today!
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S9 Ep385: Episode 385 - Urban Legend
23 oktober 2018 |
102 min
On this week's all-new entry in the 2018 Halloween Spooktacular, the gang is tackling the Old Navy-styled, totally hip, post-Scream talky-talk chiller—Urban Legend! Why did Brad Dourif have to be creepier than usual when trying to save that woman's life? Why is there only one campus security officer for the entire school? And how is that dean allowed to just ban the police from campus? PLUS: Loose Loomis ain't got nothin' on Tara Reid's call-in show!
Urban Legend stars Jared Leto, Alicia Witt, Rebecca Gayheart, Michael Rosenbaum, Loretta Devine, Joshua Jackson, Tara Reid, John Neville, and Robert Englund; directed by Jamie Blanks.
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Episode 384 - Van Helsing (CLIP)
19 oktober 2018 |
4 min
On this month's full-length, Patrons-only episode, the gang is tackling one of the most requested titles in Spooktacular, no, show history: Van Helsing! Why did we need to see Van Helsing chasing—OOPS! This episode is for Patreon subscribers only! To access the full-length show, head on over to our Patreon page and subscribe today!
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S9 Ep383: Episode 383 - Halloween: Resurrection
16 oktober 2018 |
97 min
On this week's episode, the 2018 Halloween Spooktacular rolls on as the gang heads back to Franchise Town to chat about the rotten sequel Halloween: Resurrection! Why does that little catfishing freshman never make it into the movie proper? Who had this much confidence in web streams in 2001? And where did all these decapitations come from? PLUS: Loose Loomis continues to broadcast... from Hell!
Halloween: Resurrection stars Brad Loree, Busta Rhymes, Bianca Kajlich, Sean Patrick Thomas (in a special appearance), Daisy McCrackin, Katee Sackhoff, Luke Kirby, Thomas Ian Nicholas, Ryan Merriman, and Tyra Banks; directed by Rick Rosenthal.
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S9: The WHM 2018 Fall/Winter Preview
13 oktober 2018 |
54 min
On the inaugural edition of the WHM Fall/Winter Preview, Andrew and Chris talk about some of the big films coming down the pike just in time for the beloved Awards Season, as well as some trash that's hitting theaters before Christmas! Seen between the Toronto and New York Film Festivals, the fellas are talking— spoiler free!— about films like Roma, The Favourite, A Star Is Born, Halloween, The Ballad of Buster Scruggs, If Beale Street Could Talk, Can You Ever Forgive Me?, Widows, and more! PLUS: Why are the people at Netflix such jerks?
As our podcasting endeavor continues to grow, we hope to crank out more special programs like this one! So if you haven't taken a look at our Patreon mission, why not head on over and give it a gander?!
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Animation Damnation - The Smurfs (CLIP)
11 oktober 2018 |
2 min
On this month's Animation Damnation, the gang is chatting about a supposed Halloween-themed episode of The Smurfs! The episode in question, "All Hallows' Eve," which originally aired November the 5th, 1983, features such terrifying elements as: Jokey Smurf's—OOPS! This episode is for Patreon subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today!
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S9 Ep382: Episode 382 - Man's Best Friend
9 oktober 2018 |
89 min
On this week's episode, the 2018 Halloween Spooktacular continues as the gang tackles a horror film so bad, they pretended it was intentionally a horror comedy, Man's Best Friend! What's with Lance Henriksen's baggy denim ensemble? Why are those two security guards so scuzzy? And why did the dog need to pee acid? PLUS: Andre the Giant needs some wine after that salacious Hulk Hogan comment!
Man's Best Friend stars Ally Sheedy, Lance Henriksen, Robert Costanzo, Fredric Lehne, John Cassini, J.D. Daniels, and William Sanderson; directed by John Lafia.
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S9 Ep381: Episode 381 - Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth
2 oktober 2018 |
101 min
On this week's episode, the 2018 Halloween Spooktacular kicks into high gear as the gang talks about the insane and unnecessary sequel, Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth! Why does this sleazy guy have a business that's half gross gutter club, half five-star restaurant? Why does Pinhead need tasty blood to be resurrected? And who is naming all these Cenobites? PLUS: Pinhead gives Jay Leno his big break!
Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth stars Terry Farrell, Doug Bradley, Kevin Bernhardt, Paula Marshall, and Ken Carpenter as "Doc the Cameraman;" directed by Anthony Hickcox.
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S9: WHM Mail Bag: Dads Renting Porn, Fleeing the Movies in Fear, and Bothering Celebrities at Thanksgiving
30 september 2018 |
53 min
Finally— It's the return of the WHM Mail Bag! This month, the gang is reading letters about dads renting porno movies, people getting scared out of theaters playing horror films, incredibly selfish grandparents, fans ruining an actor's Thanksgiving Eve and more! PLUS: It's Tom Cruise in a hat!
If you have any SPOOOOOOOOOOKY stories (or other weird, awkward, funny stories) you want read on the October Mail Bag, write in now! Send your stories and questions to [email protected]!
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S9 Ep380: Episode 380 - The Stepford Wives (2004)
25 september 2018 |
87 min
On this week's episode, the gang tackles the confused, wrong-headed, obnoxious remake, The Stepford Wives! With a film like this, being remade in the 21st century, why not attach some women to the writer/director roles, eh, Paramount? What does this film think it's trying to say? Why are we forced to think about Broderick's junk? And why. in. the. WORLD could they not decide between ROBOTS OR MICROCHIPS?! PLUS: Is this episode the first time Jimmy Durante was mentioned on a podcast?
The Stepford Wives stars Nicole Kidman, Matthew Broderick, Bette Midler, Glenn Close, Roger Bart, Christopher Walken, Jon Lovitz, and Faith Hill; directed by Frank Oz.
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The Nexus 25 - "A Taste of Armageddon" / "We'll Always Have Paris" (CLIP)
21 september 2018 |
4 min
On this month's all-new trip into the Magic Ribbon, the gang is chatting about two action-packed episodes of Trek! First, on TOS, the episode in question, "A Taste of Armageddon," originally aired February 23rd, 1967 and features the Enterprise pulling up on yet another—OOPS! This episode is for Patreon subscribers only! To access this full-length episode of The Nexus, head on over to our Patreon page and subscribe today!
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S9 Ep379: Episode 379 - Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem
18 september 2018 |
98 min
On this week's episode, the gang chats about the wretched, but enjoyable, sci-fi sequel, Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem! How could they not get any name actor to star— or even co-star!— in this film? Why are those kids just sitting there doing literally nothing when the pizza is delivered? How could they not showcase any more of the Predator home world? PLUS: Could embattled actor/wrassler/media sue-er, Hulk Hogan have had a starring role in the Predator franchise? PLUS PLUS: Where are all the beefcakes?
Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem stars Steven Pasquale, Reiko Aylesworth, John Ortiz, Johnny Lewis, Ariel Gade, Kristen Hager, Sam Trammell, and Robert Joy; directed by The Brothers Strause.
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Animation Damnation - Star Wars: Droids (CLIP)
14 september 2018 |
3 min
On this month's Animation Damnation, the gang is chatting about the weird, silly and cheap George Lucas product, Star Wars: Droids! The episode in question, "A Race to the Finish," originally aired September 28th, 1985, and features such elements as— OOPS! The rest of this episode is for subscribers only! To access the full episode, please have a visit over to our Patreon page!
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S9 Ep378: Episode 378 - Masterminds
11 september 2018 |
99 min
On this week's episode, the gang chats about the complete and total misfire that is Masterminds! How much of the film features Patrick Stewart wearing a fake mustache? What's with this vague television business deal side plot? And how nuts is it that this best friend's serious nickname is K-Dawg? PLUS: Brad Whitford?
Masterminds stars Patrick Stewart, Vincent Kartheiser, Brenda Fricker, Bradley "Brad" Whitford, and Callum Keith Rennie; directed by Roger Christian.
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Episode 377 - Ready Player One (CLIP)
8 september 2018 |
4 min
On this month's patrons-only full-length episode, the gang is chatting about the outrageously pointless, Steven Spielrock-directed, pop culture orgy, Ready Player One! Why is an entire society obsessed with—OOPS! This episode is for Patreon subscribers only! To access the full conversation about Ready Player One, head on over to our Patreon page!
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S9 Ep376: Episode 376 - The Flintstones
4 september 2018 |
97 min
On the season premiere of We Hate Movies, the guys kick things off with a Bedrock-bang as they chat about the insane live-action adaptation, The Flintstones! Was John Goodman wearing any undies during filming? Did a movie about the Flintstones really need lynching? And what kind of script needs 35 writers? PLUS: Steven Spielrock taunts Gorge Lucas on the phone!
The Flintstones stars John Goodman, Elizabeth Perkins, Rick Moranis, Rosie O'Donnell, Kyle MacLachlan, Halle Berry, Elizabeth Taylor, and Dann Florek; directed by Brian Levant.
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S8 Ep375: Episode 375 - Cobra (Live in Baltimore)
28 augusti 2018 |
95 min
Recorded live at The Creative Alliance in Baltimore, MD
On the final Summer Vacation Live of 2018, it's a real WLM situation as the gang chats about the ridiculously entertaining Stallone vehicle, Cobra! What was he thinking putting that newspaper inside a backyard grill like that? What childhood trauma led Cobretti to cut his frozen pizza with scissors? And is this the worst police sketch in film history? PLUS: Would a Halloween film written and starring Stallone work? (Probably not.)
Cobra stars Sylvester Stallone, Brigitte Nielsen, Reni Santoni, Andrew Robinson, Brian Thompson, Lee Garlington, Art LaFleur, and David Rasche; directed by George P. Cosmatos.
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The Nexus 24 - "Space Seed" / "Skin of Evil" (CLIP)
24 augusti 2018 |
3 min
On this month's trip into the Nexus, the gang is chatting about two monumental episodes of Trek! First, on TOS, it's finally time to cover the first meeting with Khan in "Space Seed"! Originally airing February 16th, 1967, this episode features Kirk being— OOPS! This episode is for subscribers only! To hear the full-length episode, check out our Patreon page!
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S8 Ep374: Episode 374 - Tank Girl (Live in Milwaukee)
21 augusti 2018 |
96 min
Recorded live at The Back Room @ Colectivo in Milwaukee, WI
On this week's Summer Vacation Live, the gang is chatting about the off-the-wall 1990's comic book adaptation, Tank Girl! What's the deal with all the animated cut scenes? Why did they bother trying to sex-ify that delousing powder shower scene? And how dare they take an hour to introduce Ice-T?! PLUS: Look out for Batman's latest nemesis, Downloader!
Tank Girl stars Lori Petty, Naomi Watts, Ice-T, Malcolm McDowell, Reg E. Cathey, James Hong, Ann Cusack, and an unfortunate appearance by Iggy Pop; directed by Rachel Talalay.
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373: Episode 373 - Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (CLIP)
17 augusti 2018 |
3 min
On this month's all-new PATRONS-ONLY bonus episode, the gang chats about one of the most deceptively titled slashers in horror history: Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan! Why are both of these teachers so horny for... OOPS! This episode is only available to our subscribers. To access the full-length show, head on over to our Patreon page and subscribe!
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S8 Ep372: Episode 372 - Jason X (Live in Chicago)
14 augusti 2018 |
89 min
Recorded live at City Winery in Chicago, IL
On this week's Summer Vacation Live, the gang chats about the best worst fan film ever made, Jason X! Why couldn't they film even one, single scene outside? How much money are these space scientists actually getting for crates of standard def DVDs? And how do all these people, 400 years in the future, know this much about Jason Voorhees? PLUS: Kane Hodder— method actor?
Jason X stars Kane Hodder, Lexa Doig, David Cronenberg, Jonathan Potts, Lisa Ryder, Dov Tiefenbach, Chuck Campbell, Peter Mensah, and Melody Johnson; directed by James Isaac.
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Jason X stars Kane Hodder, Lexa Doig, David Cronenberg, Jonathan Potts, Lisa Ryder, Dov Tiefenbach, Chuck Campbell, Peter Mensah, and Melody Johnson; directed by James Isaac.
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S8 Ep371: Episode 371 - The Emoji Movie (Live in New York)
7 augusti 2018 |
83 min
Recorded live at the Abrons Art Center on the Lower East Side of Manhattan— Part of the 2018 NYC Podfest.
On this week's Summer Vacation Live, the gang chats about the abhorrent, feature-length commercial for a keyboard add-on you can download for free, The Emoji Movie! How does time pass in the twisted Emoji realm known as, ugh, Textopolis? How come Sir Pooptrick Stewart didn't have a bigger role? And why in the world, after meeting him in person, would anyone hire T.J. Miller for anything? PLUS: Returning for its second season this fall, it's the beloved television classic that took the nation by storm, the one and only— wait, what's that? Oh, never mind. Hey, everyone, Alex, Inc. was cancelled after 10 episodes!
The Emoji Movie stars Patrick Stewart, James Corden, Anna Faris, Maya Rudolph, Steven Wright, Jennifer Coolidge, Christina Aguilera, Sofia Vergara, Rachael Ray, Sean Hayes, Jeff Ross, and—last, and certainly least— T.J. Miller; directed by Tony Leondis.
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Animation Damnation - Rambo (CLIP)
3 augusti 2018 |
3 min
On this month's trip to Toon Town, the guys chat about what might be, in some people's opinion (Andrew's), one of the greatest cartoons of all time, Rambo! The ri-DIC-ulous episode in question, "Battlefield Bronx," originally aired April 16th, 1986 and features such amazing elements as— OOPS! This episode is for our Patreon subscribers only! To access the full episode, along with countless hours of Animation Damnation, The Nexus (our Star Trek podcast), sync-able commentaries— like our popular Twilight series, and more, head over to our Patreon page!
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S8 Ep370: Episode 370 - Armageddon
31 juli 2018 |
110 min
On this week's season finale, the gang brings the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza, and season eight, to a close with a discussion about one of the most ridiculous disaster movies of the 1990s, Armageddon! What's with this totally pointless Charlton Heston prologue? Why not just train astronauts to use a drill? And why does Rockhound need to be horny all the time? PLUS: Not even Frasier Crane could escape the dreaded Animal Cracker epidemic of 1998!
Armageddon stars Bruce Willis, Billy Bob Thornton, Ben Affleck, Liv Tyler, Will Patton, Steve Buscemi, William Fichtner, Owen Wilson, Michael Clarke Duncan, Peter Stormare, Keith David, Jason Isaacs, and Liev Schreiber; directed by Michael Bay.
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S8: WHM Mail Bag: Bad Behavior on Date Night, Disgusting Water Parks, Laughing at Herzog Films, and Movie Theater Human Rights Violations
31 juli 2018 |
67 min
On the final Mail Bag episode of the season, the gang reads letters about guys jumping into movie riffing a little too early, disgusting water parks, laughing at a Werner Herzog movie right in front of the Master, one guy inappropriately flipping out a projector malfunction, and much, much more! PLUS: Welcome to the SPLISH SPLOSH!
WHM Mail Bag is going on hiatus until September, so get your letters ready for the fall! Until then, this mail bag is closed!
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S8 Ep369: Episode 369 - Rookie of the Year
24 juli 2018 |
99 min
On this week's episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza picks on the beloved (?) family (?) classic (?), Rookie of the Year! What's with these annoying little buddies tagging along to their friend's baseball game? Why does Henry Rowengartner talk trash like a 1940's newsboy? And could Bruce Altman's shirts get any louder? PLUS: Gary Busey signs on to Abel Ferrara's live-action Pokémon movie, Dafoekémon!
Rookie of the Year stars Thomas Ian Nicholas, Gary Busey, Albert Hall, Amy Morton, Dan Hedaya, Bruce Altman, Eddie Bracken, and Daniel Stern; directed by Daniel Stern.
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The Nexus 23 - "The Return of the Archons" / "Symbiosis" (CLIP)
21 juli 2018 |
3 min
On this month's journey into the Nexus, the gang somehow chats about two fairly decent episodes of Trek! First up on TOS, the episode in question is "The Return of the Archons," which originally aired February 9th, 1967! This episode truly has it all— We're talking—OOPS! This episode is for $8+ Patreon subscribers only! To check out this episode of the Nexus, along with the other 22 previous eps AND access to our sync-able commentaries, sign up to be an $8+ subscriber today!
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S8 Ep368: Episode 368 - Eraser
17 juli 2018 |
101 min
On this week's episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza continues as the guys chat about the mid-nineties Arnold classic, Eraser! How about that Cromwell office scene, huh? What's with this silly rail gun? And welcome to the movie, Mickey Mouse Mafia! PLUS: Jesse "The Body" Ventura feuds with Sven-Ole Thorsen.
Eraser stars Arnold Schwarzenegger, Vanessa Williams, James Caan, James Coburn, Robert Pastorelli, and James Cromwell; directed by Charles Russell.
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Episode 367 - America's Sweethearts (CLIP)
12 juli 2018 |
3 min
On this week's full-length Patrons-only episode, the gang chats about the old-fashioned, batshit crazy, romantic comedy, America's Sweethearts! What is with this dog bit? How creepy was the—OOPS! This episode is for $5+ subscribers only! To access the full episode, head on over to our Patreon page!
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S8 Ep366: Episode 366 - Runaway Bride
10 juli 2018 |
95 min
On this week's episode, the gang brings the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza into the rom-com-ridden Marshallverse to chat about the out-RA-geous yuck-fest, Runaway Bride! How in the world did this movie have the gall to ask us to ROOT for these people? Really, with this annual luau already? And come on with pretending that USA Today was ever America's newspaper!! PLUS: So apparently the sweet, old grandmother from the film was really into some kinky stuff, huh?
Runaway Bride stars Julia Roberts, Richard Gere, Joan Cusack, Hector Elizondo, Rita Wilson, Paul Dooley, Christopher Meloni, and Donal Logue; directed by Garry Marshall.
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Animation Damnation - Avengers: United They Stand (CLIP)
8 juli 2018 |
2 min
On this month's edition of Animation Damnation, the gang gets excited for Ant-Man and the Wasp by chatting about the failed comic cartoon, Avengers: United They Stand! The episode in question, "Egg-Streme Vengeance," originally aired February 5th, 2000, and features such gripping plot elements as—OOPS! This episode is only for our $3+ Patreon subscribers! To access this full episode, head on over to our Patreon page!
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S8 Ep365: Episode 365 - Rambo III
3 juli 2018 |
96 min
On this week's episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza continues its journey through Franchise Town with the awkward-in-hindsight sequel, Rambo III! Why on Earth would John Rambo be cool with venturing into a dangerous war zone to rescue Colonel Trautman of all people? How dare a film tease its audience with Kurtwood Smith at the beginning, only to never return to the character ever again? And can anyone remember this bad guy's name? PLUS: Coming next summer— Steven Spielberg's Horse Holocaust, a stirring drama about the making of Rambo III!
Rambo III stars Sylvester Stallone, Richard Crenna, Kurtwood Smith, and Marc de Jonge; directed by Peter MacDonald.
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S8: WHM Mail Bag: Horrendous Movie Theater Cleaning Gigs, Using the Toilet at Rock Concerts, and Deadly (Possibly Illegal) Amusement Parks
29 juni 2018 |
61 min
On this month's Mail Bag, the gang welcomes friend of the show, Ben Worcester, to read letters covering topics like grade school bullies, rotten stenches in movie theaters, having to "go" while at a rock concert, and more! PLUS: The TNG cast gets distracted by a certain cast member's... Member.
There's only one Mail Bag left this season, so get your letters in now for the July edition! Write to: [email protected]!
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S8 Ep364: Episode 364 - Lethal Weapon 4
26 juni 2018 |
105 min
On this week's episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza continues with a lengthy chat about the hands-down worst film in its franchise, Lethal Weapon 4! What's with that dastardly use of the third iteration of Van Halen? Who wanted all this family horse shit? And Riggs really should've died at the end of this one, no? PLUS: One more time—goddamn "Fire in the Hole" plays on this soundtrack!
Lethal Weapon 4 stars Danny Glover, Mel Gibson, Joe Pesci, Rene Russo, Chris Rock, Jet Li, Steve Kahan, Kim Chan, Darlene Love, Traci Wolfe, and Eddy Ko; directed by Richard Donner.
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The Nexus 22 - "Court Martial" / "Arsenal of Freedom" (CLIP)
22 juni 2018 |
3 min
On this month's all-new episode of The Nexus, the gang chats about some totally Trek-tastic episodes, including the TOS legal thriller, "Court Martial"! Originally airing February 2nd, 1967, this episode features—OOPS! This episode is for Patreon subscribers only! To get the full Trek experience, head on over to our Patreon page and subscribe today!
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S8 Ep362: Episode 363 - Jurassic Park III
19 juni 2018 |
105 min
On this week's episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza rolls on as the gang welcomes friend of the show—and Hooked on TJ Hooker co-host—Ben Worcester to chat about the sad, short, and cheap sequel, Jurassic Park III! Why couldn't they entice Laura Dern to play a larger role in the film? Why does this sequel also start with rich people getting lost on the island? And bring on the proud Jurassic Park tradition of getting elbow-deep in dino-doo! PLUS: Alexander Payne's movies, but with dinosaurs instead of famous celebs!
Jurassic Park III stars Sam Neill, William H. Macy, Téa Leoni, Alessandro Nivola, Trevor Morgan, Michael Jeter, John Diehl, and Laura Dern; directed by Joe Johnston.
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S8: WHM On-Screen: Ocean's 8
15 juni 2018 |
68 min
On a very special WHM On-Screen, Andrew welcomes special guest, Chelsea Jupin to chat one-on-one about the very enjoyable extension of the Ocean Cinematic Universe, Ocean's 8! Just how many OCU cameos did the film wind up getting? What's with that bathroom photograph? What's with James Corden: Third Act Infiltrator? And is Danny really dead?! PLUS: Andrew humiliates himself in front of Katie Holmes!
Ocean's 8 stars Sandra Bullock, Cate Blanchett, Anne Hathaway, Mindy Kaling, Sarah Paulson, Awkwafina, Rihanna, Helena Bonham Carter, Richard Armitage, and James Corden; directed by Gary Ross.
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Episode 362 - Jurassic World (CLIP)
15 juni 2018 |
3 min
On this month's WHM Prime bonus episode, the gang gets Dino Fever with the first of two JPU films being discussed this month: Jurassic World! Was that statue of John Hammond actually his—OOPS! This episode is for $5+ Patreon subscribers! To access this full episode, head on over to our Patreon page and get the whole thing!
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S8 Ep361: Episode 361 - xXx
12 juni 2018 |
111 min
On this week's episode, the 2018 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza gets EXTREEEEEEME with a ridiculous discussion about the totally EXTREEEEEEME Vin Diesel vehicle, xXx! Who thought Vin Diesel would make an entertaining, wisecracking, James Bond knock-off? Why was Eve designing Xander Cage an "underground website"? And what was with Vin Diesel's wandering tongue? PLUS: George W. Bush is on the hunt for some ice-cold Fruitopia!
xXx stars Vin Diesel, Asia Argento, Samuel L. Jackson, Marton Csokas, Thomas Ian Griffith, Eve, and Danny Trejo; directed by Rob Cohen.
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Animation Damnation - Thundercats (CLIP)
7 juni 2018 |
2 min
On this month's cat-tastic episode of Animation Damnation, the guys chat about the trippy, beloved 1980's cartoon, Thundercats! The episode in question, "The Garden of Delights," originally aired on September 19th, 1985. This month's discussion features fun tangents about—OOPS! This episode is for $3+ Patreon subscribers! To access this full episode, head on over to our Patreon page!
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S8 Ep360: Episode 360 - Ocean's Twelve
5 juni 2018 |
93 min
On this week's episode, the 2018 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza rolls on as the guys talk about the pat-on-the-back, victory lap sequel, Ocean's Twelve! Why isn't there any real heist scene in this heist movie? Who thought it was worthwhile to hide Albert Finney's face throughout the whole thing? And who could care about this Julia Roberts/Bruce Willis gag? PLUS: Shredder got a tattoo WHERE?!
Ocean's Twelve stars George Clooney, Julia Roberts, Brad Pitt, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Andy Garcia, Casey Affleck, Scott Caan, Shaobo Qin, Bernie Mac, Don Cheadle, Matt Damon, Carl Reiner, Elliot Gould, Robbie Coltrane, Eddie Izzard, Cherry Jones, and Vincent Cassel; directed by Steven Soderbergh.
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S8: WHM On-Screen: Solo: A Star Wars Story
31 maj 2018 |
44 min
On this very special WHM On-Screen, the guys chat about the all-new Star Wars adventure: Solo: A Star Wars Story! Be warned, gentle listener! This episode contains major spoilers for the Ron Howard-directed film! Spoilers such as: that totally insane Noa Briqualon cameo, the introduction of Chewbacca showing him as a lounge lizard-type crooner, and Darth Vader being Luke Skywalker's father!
Solo: A Star Wars Story stars Alden Ehrenreich, Joonas Suotamo, Donald Glover, Emilia Clarke, Woody Harrelson, Thandie Newton, Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Jon Favreau, and Paul Bettany; directed by Ron Howard.
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S8 Ep359: Episode 359 - X-Men Origins: Wolverine
29 maj 2018 |
119 min
On this week's episode, the gang kicks off the 2018 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza by welcoming back friend of the show, director and X-Men x-pert, Sean Weiner, to chat about the major letdown that was X-Men Origins: Wolverine! Honestly, why the bone claws? Couldn't we get just a little bit of blood here? And did the filmmakers know a single thing about any of these mutant characters? PLUS: The Blob narrates some in-film trivia to keep you interested in what's on screen and also to let you know when you can go to the bathroom!
X-Men Origins: Wolverine stars Hugh Jackman, Liev Schreiber, Danny Huston, Lynn Collins, Kevin Durand, Dominic Monaghan, Taylor Kitsch, Will.i.am, and Ryan Reynolds; directed by Gavin Hood.
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S8: The Nexus 21 - "Tomorrow is Yesterday" / "Heart of Glory" (CLIP)
23 maj 2018 |
5 min
On this month's adventure through the Nexus, the gang chats about two pretty excellent episodes of Trek, almost forcing a tie for the first time in show history!
First up on TOS, the episode in question is "Tomorrow is Yesterday," which originally aired on January 26th, 1967. Here, we find... OOPS! This episode is for Patreon subscribers only! If you wanna give our Star Trek podcast, The Nexus a spin, be sure to go check out our Patreon!
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S8 Ep358: Episode 358 - Witless Protection
22 maj 2018 |
104 min
On this week's episode, the gang goes back to Larry Country to chat about the most movie-ish of Larry the Cable Guy movies, Witless Protection! How in the world does Larry keep a job in law enforcement? How does he not realize he's straight-up kidnapping this woman? And how did a scene like this motel catastrophe make it into this shitty movie? PLUS: Detective Cable Guy — it's like if Sherlock Holmes constantly shit his pants!
Witless Protection stars Dan Whitney, Jenny McCarthy, Ivana Milicevic, Gerry Bednob and Yaphet Kotto; directed by Charles Robert Carner.
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S8: Animation Damnation - The Boss Baby: Back in Business (Clip)
18 maj 2018 |
3 min
On this month's Animation Damnation, the gang sits down with the brand-new Netflix series, The Boss Baby: Back in Business! The episode in question, "The Constipation Situation," features such amazing content like: Oops! This is only a clip! For access to the full episode—along with hours of exclusive WHM content—be sure to subscribe to our Patreon!
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S8: WHM Mail Bag: Crying at LOTR, Getting Arrested on Easter, and Several Scary Bathroom Tales
16 maj 2018 |
48 min
We apologize for the weird audio glitches here. We had to overcome some hiccups, but stick it out because this Mail Bag episode is absolutely outrageous!
On this very special Mail Bag, the gang is at the HeadGum East studio in Brooklyn to read some letters alongside very special guests, their significant others: Chelsea, Jenn, Amy and Sofia! Contained in this episode are sordid tales of a person following their crush to a LOTR premiere and then crying HARD at the end in front of them, a mom getting arrested in at a video store on Easter Sunday, and several outrageous stories of bathroom-related public humiliation. CAUTION: Things get gross.
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S8 Ep356: Episode 357 - The X-Files: I Want to Believe
15 maj 2018 |
88 min
On this week's episode, the gang chats about the dull as dirt—and totally unnecessary—sequel/continuation, The X-Files: I Want to Believe! Why does the film allow a convicted sex offender to dress down Scully? Why doesn't Mulder look more like Ted Kaczynski when in hiding? And how dare they put so little Skinner in this! PLUS: Wouldn't this movie be better if it ended with werewolves?
The X-Files: I Want to Believe stars David Duchovny, Gillian Anderson, Billy Connelly, Amanda Peet, Alvin 'Xzibit' Joiner, Billy Connolly, Callum Keith Rennie, and Mitch Pileggi; directed by Chris Carter.
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S8: Episode 356 - Transcendence (Clip)
11 maj 2018 |
5 min
On this month's full-length patrons-only episode of We Hate Movies, we're talking about the ridiculously stupid cyber-thriller, Transcendence, but if you're not a Patreon subscriber, you can't hear it! So if you're curious about what you're missing, here's a quick taste to whet your appetite! And be sure to check out our Patreon page to get a good look at the hours of extra WHM content our subscribers have access to!
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S8 Ep355: Episode 355 - Dollman
8 maj 2018 |
82 min
On this week's episode, the gang chats about a flagship film in the Full Moon Entertainment catalog, Dollman! How amazing are all these ultra-violent, ultra-cheap special effects? Why does Jackie Earle Haley want to "rule" the Bronx? And why couldn't we see Dollman standing next to a giant Coke can or something? PLUS: The latest in ridiculous WHM fake movie titles — We Bought A Zoo 2: We Blew Up A Zoo!
Dollman stars Tim Thomerson, Jackie Earle Haley, Kamala Lopez, Humberto Ortiz, Nicholas Guest, and Frank Collison; directed by Albert Pyun.
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S8: WHM On-Screen: Avengers: Infinity War
3 maj 2018 |
56 min
On this very special WHM On-Screen, it's WHM: Civil War as the gang squares off over the latest—and largest—entry into the MCU, Avengers: Infinity War! Was Thor & Rocket's storyline secretly the best Thor movie ever made? Who saw Doctor Strange awesomely getting this much screen time? And why are we wasting so much time on Vision, a character who had already accepted his own death? PLUS: Ya think Thanos needs intergalactic Cialis?
Avengers: Infinity War stars Robert Downey Jr. Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, Mark Ruffalo, Scarlett Johansson, Benedict Cumberbatch, Don Cheadle, Tom Holland, Chadwick Boseman, Paul Bettany, Elizabeth Olson, Anthony Mackie, Sebastian Stan, Danai Gurira, Letitia Wright, Dave Bautista, Zoe Saldana, Josh Brolin, Chris Pratt, Karen Gillan, Tom Hiddleston, Idris Elba, Peter Dinklage, Benedict Wong, Pom Klementieff, Vin Diesel, Bradley Cooper, Gwyneth Paltrow, Benicio Del Toro, William Hurt, Tom Vaughan-Lawlor, Carrie Coon, Winston Duke; directed by Anthony Russo & Joe Russo.
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S8 Ep354: Episode 354 - The Bucket List
1 maj 2018 |
97 min
On this week's show, the gang goes globetrotting with two dying old farts in Rob Reiner's The Bucket List! Why does the film take so long before we even hear mention of a Bucket List? How much does Morgan Freeman's character hate his family? And how many prostitutes does Nicholson's character have on speed dial? PLUS: The gang loves the classic James L. Brooks film, You Gotta Do It!
The Bucket List stars Jack Nicholson, Morgan Freeman, Sean Hayes, Beverly Todd, Rob Morrow, and Alfonso Freeman; directed by Rob Reiner.
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S8 Ep353: Episode 353 - Airborne
24 april 2018 |
109 min
On this week's episode, it's a We Love Movies situation as the guys chat about the totally tubular rollerblading romantic drama, Airborne! Were this kid's parents actually going on a science expedition or were they running away from the Tax Man? Why did we need the "I'm Too Sexy" montage? And here comes Mrs. Poole! PLUS: Liam Neeson and Al Pacino go back to high school!
Airborne stars Shane McDermott, Seth Green, Brittney Powell, Chris Conrad, Edie McClurg, Patrick Thomas O'Brien, Jack Black, Alanna Ubach, and Jacob Vargas; directed by Rob Bowman.
And we're super-stoked to debut a particularly rad cover of our theme song—originally written by our friends in Hurrah A Bolt of Light—that was sent in by Kevin from San Pedro. You can check out his bandcamp here and find him on Instagram @kevhauntsthemachine!
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S8 Ep352: Episode 352 - Lost in Space
17 april 2018 |
113 min
On this week's episode, the gang welcomes back their good friend, and WHM Disaster Movie Expert, Justin J. Case to chat about the TV-to-Film adaptation, Lost in Space! Why does that intro narration sound like we missed the first 30 seconds? How much scenery is Oscar-winner Gary Oldman chewing? And what is with that spider? PLUS: Andrew and Chris present their favorite executions from Martin Scorsese's Silence!
Lost in Space stars William Hurt, Mimi Rogers, Heather Graham, Lacey Chabert, Jack Johnson, Gary Oldman, Matt LeBlanc, and Jared Harris; directed by Stephen Hopkins.
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S8 Ep350: Episode 350 - Wild Hogs
10 april 2018 |
108 min
On this week's episode, the gang chats about the 100-minute motorcycle gay joke, Wild Hogs! What a wretched undertaking this whole thing is—who is this for? Why did the screenwriters, director and actors all feel it necessary to cram in all these wretched, panicky, gay jokes? Why can't we root for the Del Fuegos instead of the Wild Hogs? And what a godsend Stephen Tobolowsky's presence is in this movie! PLUS: The guys work up the idea for a new screenplay written specifically for Tobo: Chili Cook-off: The Motion Picture!
Wild Hogs stars Tim Allen, John Travolta, Martin Lawrence, John C. McGinley, William H. Macy, Marisa Tomei, Ray Liotta, Kevin Durand, M.C. Gainey, Jill Hennessy, the Sklar Brothers, and the great Stephen Tobolowsky; directed by Walt Becker.
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S8 Ep349: Episode 349 - Shrek
3 april 2018 |
109 min
On this week's episode, the guys go to Toon Town to talk about the doesn't-really-hold-up fan favorite, Shrek! Does that ogre eat its own feces? How many fart jokes can you fit in before the opening credits finish? And was Lord Farquaad getting ready to pleasure himself and make the Magic Mirror watch? PLUS: A writer for Gangbang Monthly gets his credentials in order to make the first Shrek press screening!
Shrek stars the vocal talents of Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, John Lithgow, and Vincent Cassel; directed by Vicky Jenson & Andrew Adamson.
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S8: WHM Mail Bag: Backfiring Prank Calls, Watching "The Jerky Boys" On 9/11, and After-Hours Movie Theater Sexcapades
29 mars 2018 |
57 min
On this month's dive into the WHM Mail Bag, the guys read letters about prank call victims getting revenge, people forever associating 9/11 with the Jerky Boys, after hours theater sex-hijinks, pushy foot fetishists, and one lucky listener who got to share the stage with Gallagher!
If you have a question for the gang, or want your crazy story read on the air, write into the Mail Bag: [email protected]!
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S8 Ep348: Episode 348 - I Know Who Killed Me
27 mars 2018 |
87 min
On this week's episode, the 2018 Listener Request Month mercifully comes to an end with the absolutely ridiculous, I Know Who Killed Me! Is this a movie within a movie, or is this actually a movie within a movie within a movie? Is this supposed to be a horror film or not? And where did that cigarette go? PLUS: George Lucas taunts Spielberg, Abrams, and Johnson while smoking a doob!
I Know Who Killed Me stars Bonnie Aarons, Lindsay Lohan, Michael Adler, Julia Ormond, Neal McDonough, and Art Bell; directed by Chris Sivertson.
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S8 Ep347: Episode 347 - Tarzan the Ape Man (1981)
20 mars 2018 |
97 min
On this week's episode, the 2018 Listener Request Month rolls on with the totally insane perv-a-thon film no one asked for, 1981's Tarzan the Ape Man! What a TRASH pile of a film! Why do we have to wait 45 minutes for Tarzan to show up? Did we need all those sexy incestuous overtones from Richard Harris? And what the ever-loving shit was John Derek thinking with that snake fight? PLUS: Drunken explorers tell tall tales at the U.K. equivalent of Applebee's—whatever that is!
Tarzan the Ape Man stars Bo Derek, Richard Harris, John Phillip Law, and Miles O'Keeffe; directed by John Derek.
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S8 Ep346: Episode 346 - I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer
15 mars 2018 |
97 min
On the latest episode from the 2018 Listener Request Month selections, the gang talks about the absolutely terrible horror sequel, I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer! Who in the world thought taking this franchise in a paranormal direction was a good idea? Couldn't they cast a single notable actor in this film? And who were these kids trying to prank? PLUS: President Barack Obama does the right thing and outlaws Toby Keith's "I Love This Bar."
I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer stars Brooke Kevin, David Paetkau, Torrey DeVitto, Ben Easter, Seth Packard, K.C. Clyde, Clayton Taylor, Michael Flynn, and Don Shanks; directed by Sylvain White.
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S8 Ep345: Episode 345 - Maximum Overdrive (Live in Austin)
13 mars 2018 |
48 min
Recorded at the North Door in Austin, Texas
On this special bonus episode, the gang is live from Austin chatting about the absolute misfire that is Stephen King's Maximum Overdrive! What is supposed to be suspenseful about these silly trucks? What is with the mandatory AC/DC soundtrack? And how much cocaine is too much cocaine for a directorial debut? PLUS: Gallagher's failed attempts to make the pineapple hilarious—KEEERSPLATT!
Maximum Overdrive stars Emilio Estevez, Pat Hingle, Laura Harrington, Yeardley Smith, Holter Graham, Marla Maples, Giancarlo Esposito, and Frankie Faison; directed by Stephen King.
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S8 Ep343: Episode 343 - The Jerky Boys
6 mars 2018 |
91 min
On this week's episode, the gang kicks off the 2018 Listener Request Month with one of the absolute most abhorrent things anyone has ever tried to call a a movie, The Jerky Boys! Who's the fool who thought two prank phone call-making schlubs would translate into charismatic film actors? How was Alan Arkin tricked into sleep-acting through this one? And what is with this Mickey Mouse mafia? PLUS: Max von Sydow gets in on the fun and makes a few prank calls of his own!
The Jerky Boys stars John G. Brennan, Kamal Ahmed, Alan Arkin, William Hickey, Alan North, Brad Sullivan, James Lorinz, Suzanne Shepherd, and Vincent Pastore; directed by James Melkonian.
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S8: WHM On-Screen: The 2018 Academy Awards
2 mars 2018 |
46 min
On this year's very special WHM Oscar Special, the gang makes their predictions as to who will take home what this year, but also rants about who they think should actually win! Will Laurie Metcalf pull it out from under Allison Janney? Why in the world did Meryl Streep get nominated for The Post? Will the stupid Academy acknowledge the greatness of Get Out? And will beloved The Boss Baby become an Oscar-winner? PLUS: How many Shreks were nominated?
Check out the gang's prediction success rate this Sunday and tweet along with the guys during the ceremony using #WHMOscars!
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S8: WHM Mail Bag: Movie Theater Bathroom Breaks, After Prom at the Movies, and Dads Ruining Movie Dates
28 februari 2018 |
53 min
On this month's Mail Bag, the guys welcome special guest, Jonathan Braylock, from Black Men Can't Jump (In Hollywood)! This month, we're talking: putting off bathroom breaks at the movies, kids ditching the after prom party to make out at the multiplex, dads ruining movie dates, and overzealous multiplex employees!
Be sure to catch BMCJ & WHM in Austin on Friday, March 10th at the North Door—Part of an entire day's worth of fantastic HeadGum programming! More info here.
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S8 Ep342: Episode 342 - Death Wish V: The Face of Death
27 februari 2018 |
102 min
This week on the program, the guys head back to Bronson with the ridiculous & sad sequel, Death Wish V: The Face of Death! How is a 71 year-old Charles Bronson supposed to be at all menacing? Why, when going into Witness Protection, would Paul Kersey be allowed to keep his first name and work in pretty much the same career? And how are you billing Michael Parks FOURTH? PLUS: The guest list for Amelia Bedelia's funeral is deep!
Death Wish V: The Face of Death stars Charles Bronson, Lesley-Anne Down, Michael Parks, Miguel Sandoval, and Saul Rubinek; directed by Allan A. Goldstein.
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S8: WHM On-Screen: Black Panther
21 februari 2018 |
49 min
On this very special WHM On-Screen, the guys chat about the most excellent new Marvel film, Black Panther! Finally, a Marvel film to marvel at! Finally, a Marvel movie with a sympathetic, well-constructed villain! Finally, a gorgeously produced, excellently acted, brilliantly written Marvel movie that doesn't mention or feature Thanos! Finally, four white guys pontificating about Black Panther on the internet! Coogler is a solid three-for-three!
Black Panther stars Chadwick Boseman, Michael B. Jordan, Lupita Nyong'o, Danai Gurira, Daniel Kaluuya, Letitia Wright, Winston Duke, Sterling K. Brown, Angela Bassett, Forest Whitaker, Andy Serkis, and Martin Freeman; directed by Ryan Coogler.
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S8 Ep341: Episode 341 - Traces of Red
20 februari 2018 |
88 min
On this week's episode, the gang discusses the dirty-ass, Jim Belushi erotic thriller, Traces of Red! Who in their ever-loving mind thought it was a good idea to cast Jim Belushi as this sexy Lothario detective—besides Jim himself, of course? Why couldn't Tony Goldwyn share top billing? And what's with Lorraine Bracco's cough/laugh? PLUS: Domino's Pizza Insurance—the laziest and saddest thing a business could invent.
Traces of Red stars James Belushi, Lorraine Bracco, Tony Goldwyn, William Russ, Faye Grant, and Morgan Cassidy; directed by Andy Wolk.
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S8 Ep340: Episode 340 - You've Got Mail
13 februari 2018 |
100 min
On this week's special Valentine's Day episode, the gang chats about the 1998 cyber thriller, You've Got Mail! How are we supposed to feel any sympathy for this billionaire creep, Joe Fox? How is a massive bookstore company still run like a family business? And just how f*ckable is Greg Kinnear in this one? PLUS: Please note that guys who are obsessed with and constantly quote The Godfather are terrible.
You've Got Mail stars Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan, Greg Kinnear, Parker Posey, Jean Stapleton, Steve Zahn, Heather Burns, Dave Chappelle, Dabney Coleman, and John Randolph; directed by Nora Ephron.
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S8 Ep338: Episode 338 - Blade: Trinity (Live at the Brooklyn Podcast Festival!)
6 februari 2018 |
89 min
Recorded live at The Bell House in Brooklyn, New York
On this week's episode, it's the guys' set from the 2017 Brooklyn Podcast Festival! At this blessed event, WHM continued the beloved celebration known as Snipesgiving by taking down the wretched sequel, Blade: Trinity! Why did they introduce all these lame white people to "team up" with Blade when all we want is Wesley and only Wesley?! Why did they develop a device that ran off of Dracula's blood before learning that Dracula had been resurrected? And is Whistler actually dead for good this time? PLUS: Hulk Hogan gets cut from The Godfather!
Blade: Trinity stars Wesley Snipes, Kris Kristofferson, Dominic Purcell, Jessica Biel, Ryan Reynolds, Parker Posey, and Triple H; directed by David S. Goyer.
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S8: WHM Mail Bag: Film Critic Run-Ins, Sleepover Film Selections, and Disastrous Midnight Movie Experiences
31 januari 2018 |
60 min
On January's WHM Mail Bag, the gang reads letters about film critics they've met, bad film selections for sleepovers, unfortunate midnight movie experiences, abrupt screening shut downs, Jim Belushi's on-set demands, passing out from movie violence, and people throwing up at the movies! PLUS: Steve and Chris celebrate the addition of ER to Hulu!
Get in your film-related Valentine's Day letters (or just stories about bad dates) soon for our February episode! Send them into [email protected]!
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S8 Ep337: Episode 337 - Going in Style
30 januari 2018 |
84 min
On this week's episode, the gang brings (Some of) The Worst of 2017 month to a close with a conversation around Zach Braff's Going in Style! Why do these old fellas insist on debasing themselves with these trash films? Why opt for multiple "straight man" character actors and leave all the comedy to the single comedian in the main cast... of this comedy? And how long can the gang go without falling into the dreaded Arkin/Alda trap? PLUS: Coming this fall from WHM Entertainment, Alan Alda, Alan Arkin, Michael Caine, Morgan Freeman, and a shit ton of other elderly character actors come together for the Expendables of geriatric comedies... Funny Funeral!
Going in Style stars Alan Arkin, Morgan Freeman, Michael Caine, Ann-Margaret, John Ortiz, Josh Pais, Matt Dillon, Joey King, Peter Serafinowicz, Maria Dizzia, Christopher Lloyd, Kenan Thompson, and Siobhan Fallon Hogan; directed by Zach Braff.
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S8 Ep336: Episode 336 - Geostorm
23 januari 2018 |
92 min
On this week's episode, it's the second-to-last (Some of) The Worst of 2017 episode and the gang is tackling Geostorm! How is this not just a disaster movie, but also a space adventure and political thriller? How does Jim Sturgess still have that haircut? And where the hell did Richard Schiff go? PLUS: Roger Clinton's Secret Service detail is tired of watching Nightbreed!
Geostorm stars Gerard Butler, Jim Sturgess, Abbie Cornish, Alexandra Maria Lara, Daniel Wu, Eugenio Derbez, Andy Garcia, Mare Winningham, Richard Schiff, and Ed Harris; directed by Dean Devlin.
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S8 Ep335: Episode 335 - The Bye Bye Man
16 januari 2018 |
105 min
On this week's episode, (Some of) The Worst of 2017 month continues with the stunningly bad horror film, The Bye Bye Man! Why in the world would people move into a house and use other people's old furniture that's been left there for years? What's the deal with these three friends and their living situation? And who honestly thought the design for this monster was scary/cool/worth looking at? PLUS: We need the prequel, Bye Bye Begins!
The Bye Bye Man stars Doug Jones, Cressida Bonas, Lucien Laviscount, Douglas Smith, Michael Trucco, Jenna Kanell, Cleo King, Carrie-Anne Moss, Leigh Whannell, and Faye Dunaway (for some reason); directed by Stacy Title.
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S8 Ep334: Episode 334 - The Fate of the Furious
9 januari 2018 |
110 min
On this week's episode, the gang continues their (Some of) The Worst of 2017 month with a trip to Franchise Town talking about the latest entry in the car enthusiast/sort of domestic terrorists series, The Fate of the Furious! Why are they bothering to ask us to believe Vin Diesel flipped on the fam? What's with Charlize Theron's stupid dreads? And as much as we love him, why in the world is Kurt Russell in this? PLUS: Scott Eastwood — now with manual AND automatic transmission!
The Fate of the Furious stars Vin Diesel, Dwayne Johnson, Jason Statham, Michelle Rodriguez, Tyrese Gibson, Chris 'Ludacris' Bridges, Charlize Theron, Kurt Russell, Nathalie Emmanuel, Luke Evans, Kristofer Hivju, and Scott Eastwood; directed by F. Gary Gray.
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S8 Ep332: Episode 332 - The Boss Baby
2 januari 2018 |
96 min
On this week's episode, the gang kicks off 2018 with (Some of) The Worst of 2017 month and the absolutely horrifying family film, The Boss Baby! What are the dynamics of birthing babies in this world? Are these things living forever in some kind of babies-only heaven? And make a decision on whether or not you're animating genitalia! PLUS: Cookies are for closers!
The Boss Baby stars Alec Baldwin, Steve Buscemi, Jimmy Kimmel, Lisa Kudrow, Tobey Maguire, and Miles Bakshi; directed by Tom McGrath.
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S8 Ep331: Episode 331 - Constantine: Live! at the Los Angeles Podcast Festival
25 december 2017 |
95 min
On the final episode of the year—dropping a day early for Christmas!—it's the gang's live appearance at the 2017 Los Angeles Podcast Festival talking Constantine! Recorded at the Millennium Biltmore Hotel's Biltmore Bowl, this movie had the gang asking questions like: How can a person live above a bowling alley comfortably? Why not have an English actor play Constantine? And why didn't anyone tell poor Gavin Rossdale what "finger lickin' good" means? PLUS: Shia LaBeouf plays a role written for the legendary Ernest Borgnine (or David Johansen)!
Constantine stars Keanu Reeves, Rachel Weisz, Shia LaBeouf, Djimon Hounsou, Peter Stormare, Gavin Rossdale, and Tilda Swinton—for some reason; directed by Francis Lawrence.
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S8: WHM Mail Bag: Watching "8MM" in School, Almost Giving Birth While Listening to WHM, and "Christmas Film or Action Film?"
20 december 2017 |
47 min
On the final WHM Mail Bag of the year, the guys read letters about fans almost giving birth while listening to the show, students watching the film 8MM in class, a story proving the Kennedy Fuck Tunnels exist, and someone's taste in movies ruins Christmas for the whole family! They also answer the most important question of the season: is Die Hard a Christmas movie?! PLUS: Joel Schumacher - Secret WW2 National Socialist - fights alongside the Red Skull!
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S8: WHM On-Screen: Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi
19 december 2017 |
54 min
On this very special On-Screen, the guys share their (potentially controversial) thoughts on the all-new saga entry, Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi! There is much talk of Luke Skywalker, porgs, Chewbacca's piloting skills, risky lightsaber misunderstandings, parking on the beach, adult babies, fan expectations, Yoda's comedy career, and more!
Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi stars Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher, Adam Driver, Daisy Ridley, John Boyega, Oscar Isaac, Andy Serkis, Lupita Nyong'o, Domhnall Gleeson, Laura Dern, Kelly Marie Tran, Benicio Del Toro, Gwendoline Christie, and Anthony Daniels; directed by Rian Johnson.
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S8 Ep330: Episode 330 - Pottersville
19 december 2017 |
92 min
On this week's special Christmas episode, the gang breaks the Ten Year Rule to tackle the absolutely absurd, but totally one-of-a-kind, Pottersville! How can anyone watch this without being terrified Michael Shannon will snap at any second? What's with this terrible parody of Quint from Jaws? And who thought this "Australian" character was going to be funny? PLUS: Stephen Tobolowsky makes some dangerous demands!
Pottersville stars Michael Shannon, Christina Hendricks, Judy Greer, Ron Perlman, Ian McShane, and Thomas Lennon; directed by Seth Henrikson.
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S8 Ep329: Episode 329 - Hard to Kill
12 december 2017 |
101 min
On this week's episode, the guys discuss the best (?) Steven Seagal movie, Hard to Kill! Why is Mason Storm—great name by the way—so obsessed with getting home to watch the Oscars? Who secretly films the Mafia using a gigantic shotgun mic? And what's the situation with giving Seagal a sponge bath while he's in the hospital? PLUS: A magic cat that performs medical miracles becomes the best sidekick on the couch that Carson ever had!
Hard to Kill stars Steven Seagal, Kelly LeBrock, William Sadler, and Frederick Coffin; directed by Bruce Malmuth.
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S8 Ep328: Episode 328 - The Punisher (2004)
5 december 2017 |
98 min
On this week's episode, the gang ventures back into the world of Marvel Comics with the 2004 misfire, The Punisher! What's with this destination wedding-style family reunion the Castle Clan is throwing? How was this dye job approved by the producers? And how do you have John Travolta play your villain and you don't let him tap dance all over the scenery? PLUS: Yes, we also talk a bit about that new Netflix Punisher that's much, much better!
The Punisher stars Tom Jane, John Travolta, Ben Foster, Laura Harring, Samantha Mathis, Will Patton, Rebecca Romijn, Kevin Nash, John Pinette, and Roy Scheider; directed by Jonathan Hensleigh.
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S8: WHM Mail Bag: Taking Mom to the Movies, Lying About Hating "Collateral Beauty," and Falling Asleep on Toilets
1 december 2017 |
47 min
On this month's WHM Mail Bag, the gang reads letters about moms taking kids to inappropriate movies accidentally, people getting caught lying about not hating Collateral Beauty, Sean Connery golfing, pre-teens taking innocent grandmothers to sexy thrillers, watching movies on bootlegs, and sleeping in airplane bathrooms!
If you want your questions answered or stories told on the air, write into the mail bag—[email protected]! We record the final Mail Bag of the year on Saturday so write in quick!
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S8: WHM On-Screen: The 2017 Superhero Round-Up
30 november 2017 |
56 min
On this special WHM On-Screen, the gang gathers to chat about all the superhero nonsense that's happened at the movies this year. Topics of discussion include: the Avengers: Infinity War trailer, Thor: Ragnarock, superhero film rankings, and, yes, Justice League! And of course, SPOILERS ABOUND!
Also: This Saturday we're recording the final mail bag of 2017, so get your emails in by Friday!!
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S8 Ep327: Episode 327 - Drop Zone
28 november 2017 |
99 min
On this week's episode, we sadly bring Snipesgiving to an end with an all-time Wesley fave, Drop Zone! How is Michael Jeter allowed to play with kittens in jail? What's with all the mid-air pranks? And look at Busey bite that hand! PLUS: Finally, some good news to report on SNN, the Skydiving News Network!
Drop Zone stars Wesley Snipes, Gary Busey, Yancy Butler, Michael Jeter, Corin Nemec, Grace Zabriski, and Malcolm-Jamal Warner; directed by John Badham.
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S8 Ep326: Episode 326 - Murder at 1600
21 november 2017 |
84 min
On this week's episode, it's Snipesgiving the week of Thanksgiving as the guys chat about the Washington D.C. turkey-pardoning thriller, Murder at 1600! What's with all the huge battleground models Wesley's character has built in his apartment? Were those Kennedy sex tunnels real? And who in the world thought Dennis Miller would be a good fit for this film? PLUS: ED 209 dispatches with turncoat Alan Alda.
Murder at 1600 stars Wesley Snipes, Diane Lane, Dennis Miller, Alan Alda, Ronny Cox, Harris Yulin, Charles Rocket, Diane Baker, and Tate Donovan; directed by Dwight H. Little.
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S8 Ep325: Episode 325 - The Fan
14 november 2017 |
102 min
On this week's episode, the blessed month of Snipesgiving rolls on with Tony Scott's 1996 baseball thriller, The Fan! What's with everyone demanding Bobby Rayburn hit them a home run? Did anyone check the lyrics in the song choices during shots of child actors? And who wouldn't have a security team on hand when firing this total lunatic knife salesman? PLUS: Andrew hears whispers on the film's soundtrack that may or may not be telling him to kill!
Be sure to continue the Snipesgiving festivities this Saturday night at our final east coast tour date for quite some time: Talking Blade: Trinity at The Bell House—part of the Brooklyn Podcast Festival! Tickets here!
The Fan stars Wesley Snipes, Robert De Niro, Ellen Barkin, John Leguizamo, Benicio Del Toro, Chris Mulkey, Patti D'Arbanville, and Kurt Fuller; directed by Tony Scott.
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S8 Ep324: Episode 324 - Rising Sun
7 november 2017 |
87 min
On this week's episode, the guys kick off the blessed month of Snipesgiving with the one and only Michael Crichton snooze, Rising Sun! What's with that terrible interrogation framing device they barely use? Why couldn't they find better lines and a stronger subplot for Steve Buscemi? And how in the world do you make us wait a whole eleven minutes before we see us some Wesley Snipes? PLUS: Sean Connery mixes up Jurassic Park dinosaurs with Japanese businessmen!
And to continue the Snipesgiving celebrations, be sure to catch WHM at the Bell House on 11/18 talking about the ridiculous Blade: Trinity! Get your tickets here!
Rising Sun stars Wesley Snipes, Sean Connery, Harvey Keitel, Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, Mako, Steve Buscemi, Ray Wise, and Tia Carrere; directed by Philip Kaufman.
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S8 Ep323: Episode 323 - Trick or Treat (1986)
31 oktober 2017 |
78 min
On this week's episode, the WHM Halloween Spooktacular comes to an end as the guys have some fun with 1986's Trick or Treat! What's with this kid's horrible nickname? Why didn't the writers set any boundaries with the powers this ghost/demon has? And what was with that cowboy hat, Gene Simmons? PLUS: The Trickster gets kicked out of Sammi Curr's band!
Trick or Treat stars Marc Price, Tony Fields, Lisa Orgolini, Doug Savant, Gene Simmons and Ozzy Osbourne; directed by Charles Martin Smith.
And be sure to get your tickets to see us at the Brooklyn Podcast Festival at the Bell House on 11/18 when we'll be talking about Blade Trinity! Tickets here!
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S8: WHM Mail Bag: L.A. Letter Readin' (w/ Amir Blumenfeld!)
30 oktober 2017 |
59 min
Recorded at the HeadGum studio in sunny Los Angeles!
On a very special WHM Mail Bag, the gang welcomes If I Were You's Amir Blumenfeld on to read letters about earthquakes, giving up on rotten movies, bad date etiquette, Halloween pranks gone awry, parents showing their young kids inappropriate horror films, and sexy escapades gone terribly, terribly wrong!
Be sure to check out Amir's show, If I Were You as well as all the other rad shows on the network over at HeadGum!
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S8: WHM On-Screen: Horror Franchise Wars: A Nightmare on Elm Street
30 oktober 2017 |
55 min
Happy Halloween, gang! Just in time for the year's greatest holiday, we're here to rank the A Nightmare on Elm Street franchise! With wretched jokes, ridiculous back stories, actually produced fan fiction, a crude remake, and one Grade-A Tom Arnold/Roseanne Barr cameo, the Nightmare franchise has somehow aged into one of the worst of the "big" horror franchises. PLUS: John Saxon will always be there for a friend to ask, "How ya holdin' up?"
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S8 Ep322: Episode 322 - Saw
24 oktober 2017 |
90 min
This week on the program, the 2017 Halloween Spooktacular pulls back into Franchise Town by discussing the 2004 extreeeeeme smash hit, Saw! How does Jigsaw lay on that floor for so long without cramping? Did he really need the puppet after all that other Mouse Trap nonsense? And how many times have the people making this movie seen Se7en? PLUS: Chris Cabin will be monitoring the "Asshole Count" in all Saw sequels from here on out—Jigsaw included!
Saw stars Cary Elwes, Danny Glover, Leigh Whannell, Ken Leung, Monica Potter, and Michael Emerson; directed by James Wan.
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S8 Ep321: Episode 321 - Scream 2
17 oktober 2017 |
99 min
On this week's episode, the gang goes back to Craven Country to discuss the bloated sequel, Scream 2! What's with all the emotional scenes reuniting characters from the first movie? How are we supposed to believe that Laurie Metcalf lifted Jamie Kennedy up off the ground? And why does David Warner insist on this college theater production continue despite the multiple murders? PLUS: Terminator 2: Budnick Day!
Scream 2 stars Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox, Laurie Metcalf, Jamie Kennedy, Jerry O'Connell, Timothy Olyphant, Liev Schreiber, Omar Epps, Jada Pinkett Smith, Sarah Michelle Gellar, and Duane Martin; directed by Wes Craven.
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Scream 2 stars Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox, Laurie Metcalf, Jamie Kennedy, Jerry O'Connell, Timothy Olyphant, Liev Schreiber, Omar Epps, Jada Pinkett Smith, Sarah Michelle Gellar, and Duane Martin; directed by Wes Craven.
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S8 Ep320: Episode 320 - Dr. Giggles
10 oktober 2017 |
87 min
On this week's episode, the 2017 Halloween Spooktacular takes a sick day with the ridiculously fun 90's slasher, Dr. Giggles! What's with this veteran cop wearing NFL merchandise? Who's responsible for that horrendous prop vanilla ice cream? How did this film never get a sequel—direct to DVD or otherwise? And what's with this kid and his mom's underwear? PLUS: Dr. Mario is actually just Mario Mario's 1970's drug dealer persona!
Dr. Giggles stars Larry Drake, Holly Marie Combs, Cliff De Young, Glenn Quinn, Keith Diamond, Richard Bradford, and Doug E. Doug; directed by Manny Coto.
Be sure to catch our live commentary over I Know What You Did Last Summer, October 27th at the Jacob Burns Film Center's fourth annual Halloween Marathon! Get your tickets here—the early bird passes are still available until 10/18!
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S8 Ep319: Episode 319 - Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare
3 oktober 2017 |
83 min
On this week's episode, we kick off the 2017 Halloween Spooktacular by tackling the super-silly, super-stupid, Freddy sequel, Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare! Why did they stop trying to make these movies scary? What's with those quotes at the beginning? And did anyone really care to learn this much about Freddy's back story? PLUS: We play another round of the classic game: Ponytail or Rat Tail?
Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare stars Robert Englund, Lisa Zane, Shon Greenblatt, Lezlie Deane, Ricky Dean Logan, Breckin Meyer, Yaphet Kotto, Tom Arnold, Roseanne Barr, and Oprah Noodlemantra; directed by Rachel Talalay.
Be sure to catch our live commentary over I Know What You Did Last Summer, October 27th at the Jacob Burns Film Center's fourth annual Halloween Marathon! Get your tickets here!
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S8 Ep318: Episode 318 - Samurai Cop
26 september 2017 |
91 min
On this week's episode, the gang finally gets around to a hotly anticipated title, the absolutely fun and ridiculous, Samurai Cop! The final selection in the now-defunct Patreon Selects tier, this D-Grade cult classic features one of the worst wigs in cinema history, no less than five parking lot fight scenes, and several goons on PCP! PLUS: Patrick Stewart and the TNG cast get dragged to the film's big Hollywood "premiere!"
Samurai Cop stars Robert Z'Dar, Mathew Karedas (here as Matt Hannon), Janis Farley, Mark Frazier, Melissa Moore, Gerald Okamura, Dale Cummings, Cranston Komuro, and Joselito Rescober as "Costa Rican Waiter"; directed by Amir Shervan.
And hey, gang, be sure to catch us this year at the L.A. Podfest, October 6-8. More information is available at www.lapodfest.com!
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S8 Ep317: Episode 317 - If Looks Could Kill
19 september 2017 |
85 min
On this week's episode, the guys go back to school with the spectacularly ridiculous, high school spy comedy, If Looks Could Kill! Why doesn't Richard Grieco just sit these people down and explain the situation calmly? How often were they waxing his eyebrows on set? And how much of this film was stolen by later Bond films—or was it the other way around? PLUS: A big bit of information about our L.A. Podfest appearance!
If Looks Could Kill stars Richard Grieco, Roger Rees, Linda Hunt, Robin Bartlett, Gabrielle Anwar, and Roger Daltrey; directed by William Dear.
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S8: WHM Mail Bag - Alt-Right Blind Dates, Grade School Toy Theft, and Puking at the Movies
14 september 2017 |
58 min
On the first WHM Mail Bag of season 8, the guys read letters from listeners about accidentally going on a blind date with a racist, sleazy creeps in grade school stealing toys from their friends, throwing up while watching Fellowship of the Ring, and more!
If YOU want YOUR weird stories read on the air, or if you have questions for the gang, write into the mail bag—[email protected]!
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S8 Ep316: Episode 316 - It (1990)
12 september 2017 |
95 min
On the SEASON EIGHT premiere of WHM, the guys return just in time to have some fun with the cult classic TV gem, It! Why did they make this movie for ABC and not for the theaters? Did the It monster kill off the dinosaurs? And what is with that ponytail?! PLUS: Harry Anderson and Richard Dean Anderson get mixed up... a lot.
It stars Tim Curry, Harry Anderson, Dennis Christopher, Richard Masur, Annette O'Toole, Tim Reid, John Ritter, Jonathan Brandis, Seth Green, and Richard Thomas;; directed by Tommy Lee Wallace.
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S7 Ep315: Episode 315 - Mac and Me
5 september 2017 |
82 min
Recorded live at the Bell House in Brooklyn, NY — 8/05/17
On this week's episode, the guys finally get around to trashing the feature-length McDonald's commercial, Mac and Me! How is it these alien puppets' mouths were shaped so it was impossible for them to eat McDonald's products? Why didn't that mother tell those kids about the cliff? And you can NOT just jump to a citizenship scene like that! PLUS: Lots of talk about UFOs and aliens "coring out" livestock!
Mac and Me stars Christine Ebersole, Jonathan Ward, Tina Caspary, Jade Calegory, and Ronald McDonald as 'Himself;' directed by Stewart Raffill.
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S7: WHM On-Screen: Game of Thrones Season 7
31 augusti 2017 |
63 min
On this special WHM On-Screen, the guys gather 'round to chat about the seventh—and shortest!—season of HBO's Game of Thrones! What's with all the wonky and wacky geography that's going on in this season? Does the shortened season hurt the show or help it? And was Maisie Williams taking notes from Anthony Hopkins? PLUS: Game of Thrones and Married with Children aren't as different as you may think!
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S7: WHM Summer Rewind - One Magic Christmas
29 augusti 2017 |
66 min
On the final Summer Rewind of the year, the gang reminisces about their favorite holiday special, the episode on One Magic Christmas! How in the world did something so depressing qualify as a Christmas film? Who thought casting the legendary Harry Dean Stanton as an angel was a good idea—give that person a raise! And did that dude really say "Doritachips"? PLUS: Santa the evil necromancer!
One Magic Christmas stars Mary Steenburgen, Harry Dean Stanton, Elias Koteas, and Sarah Polley; directed by Phillip Borsos.
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S7 Ep314: Episode 314 - Over the Top: Live! in Portland
22 augusti 2017 |
78 min
Recorded live, Saturday, June 24th, 2017
On this week's episode, it's the second recording of two sold-out shows the guys played in Portland, Oregon earlier this summer. Fresh from an awesome not-for-profit bar in town, the guys lovingly ripped apart the beloved Stallone classic, Over the Top! Why doesn't the movie tell you the reason Stallone is estranged? Did Lincoln Hawk really have to deliver all that Brute? And how could that kid crawl under those disgusting bleachers? PLUS: The Zodiac Killer comes out of retirement for one last kill!
Over the Top stars Sylvester Stallone, Robert Loggia, Rick Zumwalt, David Mendenhall, and Terry Funk; directed by the legendary Menahem Golan.
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S7: WHM Summer Rewind - Star Trek: Insurrection
17 augusti 2017 |
83 min
On this week's Summer Rewind, the guys revisit the first time they made fun of a Star Trek movie: Star Trek: Insurrection! Why does F. Murray Abraham look like a testicle face? Did we really need this Data bubble butt? And why did Data need to bond with this little kid? PLUS: Quark's adventures in Space Thailand.
Star Trek: Insurrection stars Patrick Stewart, Jonathan Frakes, Brent Spiner, LeVar Burton, Michael Dorn, Gates McFadden, Marina Sirtis, F. Murray Abraham; directed by Jonathan Frakes.
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S7 Ep313: Episode 313 - Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer: Live in Portland!
15 augusti 2017 |
72 min
Recorded live, Saturday, June 24th, 2017
On this week's episode, the guys are live from Mississippi Studios in the gorgeous city of Portland! Taking a break from the beautiful world of recreational dispensaries, the fellas try to get to the bottom of: Why wasn't Paul Giamatti cast as Galactus? Why did they bother jamming Doctor Doom in this sequel? And would the Thing really be able to fly on a commercial airplane? PLUS: Remember on Friends when Ross had to murder his own monkey?
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer stars Ioan Gruffudd, Jessica Alba, Chris Evans, Michael Chiklis, Julian McMahon, Kerry Washington, Andre Braugher, and Laurence Fishburne; directed by Tim Story.
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S7: WHM Summer Rewind - Freejack
8 augusti 2017 |
87 min
On this week's Summer Rewind, the gang looks back at their episode on the sci-fi classic, Freejack! Why wouldn't they set this film a little farther in the future than 2009? Who thought about hiring Mick Jagger as the main villain? And how many movies does Emilio star in where he's constantly sitting in various automobiles? PLUS: The birth of our terrible Jonathan Banks impression!
Freejack stars Emilio Estevez, Mick Jagger, Rene Russo, Anthony Hopkins, David Johansen, and Jonathan Banks; directed by Geoff Murphy.
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S7: WHM On-Screen: Spider-Man: Homecoming
4 augusti 2017 |
50 min
On this WHM On-Screen, the gang chats about the audience favorite, Spider-Man: Homecoming! An above average entry in the MCU, the film has everything: low stakes, working class criminals; a worthwhile, entertaining supporting buddy for Peter Parker; just the right amount of RDJ presence; and not a single mention of Uncle Ben! PLUS: No gross web orifices!
Spider-Man: Homecoming stars Tom Holland, Michael Keaton, Robert Downey Jr., Marisa Tomei, Jon Favreau, Jacob Batalon, Zendaya, Donald Glover, and Gwyneth Paltrow; directed by Jon Watts.
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S7: WHM Summer Rewind - Batman Forever
1 augusti 2017 |
96 min
On this week's Summer Rewind, the gang revisit an old favorite, episode 102 on Batman Forever! Why do we get Two Face's origin in two seconds, but the Riddler's gets 45 minutes of screen time? Why couldn't we get more with Robin's carny family? And could Pat Hingle have played a more buffoonish Commissioner Gordon? PLUS: One of the earliest instances of the "Ma, get in here" kid!
Batman Forever stars Val Kilmer, Tommy Lee Jones, Jim Carrey, Nicole Kidman, Chris O'Donnell, Michael Gough, Drew Barrymore, and Debi Mazar; directed by Joel Schumacher.
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S7 Ep312: Episode 312 - Spider-Man 3
25 juli 2017 |
114 min
On this week's episode, the seventh season of We Hate Movies wraps up with a lengthy discussion of the total misfire that is Spider-Man 3! Why try and jam in three villains when the first two films only had one a piece? Why does Peter Parker continue to be such an absolute LOSER? And why does Thomas Haden Church only say variations on three different sentences? PLUS: Jeremy Renner and Mickey Mouse present together at the Academy Awards!
Spider-Man 3 stars Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, James Franco, Thomas Haden Church, Topher Grace, Bryce Dallas Howard, Rosemary Harris, J.K. Simmons, James Cromwell, Bill Nunn, Dylan Baker, Bruce Campbell, Ted Raimi, and Elizabeth Banks; directed by Sam Raimi.
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S7: WHM Mail Bag - Dating Transformers Fanatics, Bad Hangover Films, and Ruining Your Parents' Social Status by Listening to WHM
23 juli 2017 |
46 min
On the final WHM Mail Bag of the season, the gang reads some letters about dating obnoxious Transformers fans, using the wrong film for a Hangover Movie, fathers mistakenly thinking their kids are perverts at the movies, getting grounded for listening to WHM, and weirdos pleasuring themselves in South Carolina second-run theaters! PLUS: Edward Snowden fights the good fight against obscene video store late fees!
The Mail Bag is taking the rest of the summer off, so for September, we want to read your school-related letters on the air! Bad film-themed college parties? Common room movie nights gone wrong? Lazy teachers showing you Fern Gully? We want to hear about it! Write into the Mail Bag: [email protected]!
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S7 Ep311: Episode 311 - Air Force One
18 juli 2017 |
87 min
On the penultimate episode of the season, the guys talk about the over-the-top, total recommend of an action film, Air Force One! How in the world did the Secret Service botch this trip so badly? Does this movie start inside a fake action film? And how many CGI extras are flying out of this plane? PLUS: Slick Willy smokes a doob in the Air Force One escape pod!
Air Force One stars Harrison Ford, Gary Oldman, Glenn Close, Wendy Crewson, William H. Macy, and Dean Stockwell; directed by Wolfgang Petersen.
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S7 Ep310: Episode 310 - Transformers: The Last Knight
11 juli 2017 |
111 min
On this week's episode, the gang concludes the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza's Transformers-a-thon by tackling the recently released sequel, Transformers: The Last Knight! How on earth are there baby dinosaur robots? Why bother including Turturro so briefly in Cuba? And are we serious with this Tucci-as-Merlin business?!? PLUS: So the Transformers assisted in the Underground Railroad, huh? PLUS PLUS: Wait, seriously, what was with Merlin?
Transformers: The Last Knight stars Mark Wahlberg, Anthony Hopkins, Josh Duhamel, Laura Haddock, Santiago Cabrera, Isabela Moner, Jerrod Carmichael, Stanley Tucci, John Turturro, Peter Cullen, the legendary Frank Welker, Erik Aadahl, John Goodman, Ken Watanabe, Jim Carter, Steve Buscemi, and Omar Sy; directed by Michael Bay.
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S7 Ep309: Episode 309 - Encino Man
4 juli 2017 |
91 min
On this week's episode, the gang takes a break from the Transformers-a-thon to dive head-first into Sean Astin's Homemade Pool: The Movie a.k.a. Encino Man! How did the screenwriters not know how ice works? Is Pauly Shore's character the smartest one in the film? And who builds their own goddamn pool by hand?!? PLUS: We rank all the Weasel's films whilst simultaneously munching down on some grindage and weasing the juice!
Encino Man stars Pauly Shore, Sean Astin, Brendan Fraser, Megan Ward, Robin Tunney, Michael DeLuise, and Rick Ducommun; directed by Les Mayfield.
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S7: WHM Mail Bag - Broken Remotes, Soviet Cinema(s), Gross Rags, and Creepy Dude Teachers
1 juli 2017 |
53 min
On this month's WHM Mail Bag, the guys once again welcome Hooked on T.J. Hooker's Ben Worcester to read letters covering such family-friendly topics as insane dads with remote control control issues, friends wasting time in an ex-soviet movie theater, a creepy-as-hell male teacher terrorizing an all-girl private school, and one dude who needs to clean his car out way more often. PLUS: Eric gets denied a "Jay Walking" appearance!
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S7 Ep308: Episode 308 - Transformers: Age of Extinction
27 juni 2017 |
106 min
On this week's episode, the gang welcomes Hooked On T.J. Hooker's Ben Worcester into the studio to help tackle the ridiculously long and ridiculously dumb, Transformers: Age of Extinction! Why waste the best part of your movie by killing off T.J. Miller? Why did they make Mark Wahlberg's character from Texas? And who was asking for these Dinobots? PLUS: Mark Wahlberg is a massive Cheers fan.
Transformers: Age of Extinction stars Mark Wahlberg, Stanley Tucci, Kelsey Grammer, Nicola Peltz, Jack Reynor, Titus Welliver, T.J. Miller, Peter Cullen, Frank Welker, John Goodman, and Ken Watanabe; directed by Michael Bay.
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S7 Ep307: Episode 307 - Friday the 13th VII: The New Blood: Live in Atlanta: Mozzarella Sticks
22 juni 2017 |
78 min
On this week's special bonus show, it's "Friday the 13th VII: The New Blood" live from Atlanta! Recorded at the Punchline in April of 2017, listen as the gang braves the waves of enticing mozzarella stick odor to talk about the seventh film in the slasher series! Why does Jason have to look like a lizard person in this? Is Terry Kiser sleeping with that disturbed girl's mother? And how did they not bother to recover that dead dad's body? PLUS: Being a professional gator wrangler in Hollywood pays handsomely!
"Friday the 13th VII: The New Blood" stars Lar Park-Lincoln, Terry Kiser, John Otrin, Susan Blu, and Kane Hodder as Jason; directed by John Carl Buechler.
"Friday the 13th VII: The New Blood" stars Lar Park-Lincoln, Terry Kiser, John Otrin, Susan Blu, and Kane Hodder as Jason; directed by John Carl Buechler.
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S7 Ep306: Episode 306 - Transformers: Dark of the Moon
20 juni 2017 |
96 min
On this week's episode, our Transformers-a-thon for the first part of our 2017 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza rolls on as we tackle the THIRD film in this ludicrous franchise, "Transformers: Dark of the Moon"! This week, we welcome our good friend, "We Are Strangers" and "Outer Spaces" director, Sean Weiner into the studio to discuss the important issues raised by this film including: why exploit Leonard Nimoy like this? Who asked to see the great city of Chicago decimated in such a fashion? And thank goodness for all that robot-on-human murder! PLUS: These movies would be 1000% better if you replaced Shia LaBeouf with M. Emmet Walsh!
"Dark of the Moon" stars Shia LaBeouf, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Josh Duhamel, John Turturro, Tyrese Gibson, Patrick Dempsey, Frances McDormand, John Malkovich, Kevin Dunne, Julie White, Alan Tudyk, Ken Jeong, Buzz Aldrin, Peter Cullen, Hugo Weaving, Leonard Nimoy, Jess Harnell, James Remar, and the legendary Frank Welker; directed by Michael Bay.
"Dark of the Moon" stars Shia LaBeouf, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Josh Duhamel, John Turturro, Tyrese Gibson, Patrick Dempsey, Frances McDormand, John Malkovich, Kevin Dunne, Julie White, Alan Tudyk, Ken Jeong, Buzz Aldrin, Peter Cullen, Hugo Weaving, Leonard Nimoy, Jess Harnell, James Remar, and the legendary Frank Welker; directed by Michael Bay.
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S7 Ep305: Episode 305 - Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
13 juni 2017 |
101 min
On this week's episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza: Transformers-a-thon Edition rolls on with the overstuffed second film, "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen!" What's with that motorcycle shot, Michael Bay? How is that sexy lady also a robit? And can we all agree those two racist robots are really, really shitty? PLUS: Kurt Vonnegut's secret film shoot.
"Revenge of the Fallen" stars Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox, Josh Duhamel, Tyrese Gibson, John Turturro, Julie White, Kevin Dunne, Peter Cullen, Mark Ryan, Reno Wilson, Jess Harnell, Hugo Weaving, Tony Todd, and the legendary Frank Welker; directed by Michael Bay.
"Revenge of the Fallen" stars Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox, Josh Duhamel, Tyrese Gibson, John Turturro, Julie White, Kevin Dunne, Peter Cullen, Mark Ryan, Reno Wilson, Jess Harnell, Hugo Weaving, Tony Todd, and the legendary Frank Welker; directed by Michael Bay.
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S7: WHM On-Screen: Wonder Woman
9 juni 2017 |
49 min
On this WHM On-Screen, the gang welcomes Chelsea Jupin into the studio to chat about the new superhero hit, Patty Jenkins' "Wonder Woman!" The film has everything: from a strong, female superhero, to terrible German accents, to classic Hollywood-style sex scenes, and even a nude Chris Pine clutching his genitals! WARNING: Here be spoilers!
"Wonder Woman" stars Gal Godot, Connie Nielsen, Robin Wright, Lucy Davis, Elena Anaya, Lilly Aspell, Chris Pine, Danny Huston, David Thewlis, Saïd Taghmaoui, Ewen Bremner, and Eugene Brave Rock; directed by Patty Jenkins.
"Wonder Woman" stars Gal Godot, Connie Nielsen, Robin Wright, Lucy Davis, Elena Anaya, Lilly Aspell, Chris Pine, Danny Huston, David Thewlis, Saïd Taghmaoui, Ewen Bremner, and Eugene Brave Rock; directed by Patty Jenkins.
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S7 Ep304: Episode 304 - Transformers (2007)
6 juni 2017 |
98 min
On this week's episode, we kick off our 2017 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza by diving into the first part of a 5-film marathon with Michael Bay's 2007 CGI nightmare, "Transformers"! Why did these robots need lips? How come this movie focuses on so many useless human characters? And how on Earth do you wait 75 minutes before introducing John Turturro? PLUS: Welcome to the show, legendary new WHM character, Tape Man!
"Transformers" stars Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox, Josh Duhamel, Tyrese Gibson, Rachael Taylor, Anthony Anderson, Jon Voight, John Turturro, Kevin Dunne, Julia White, Peter Cullen, Mark Ryan, Darius McCrary, Robert Foxworth, Jess Harnell, and Hugo Weaving; directed by Michael Bay.
"Transformers" stars Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox, Josh Duhamel, Tyrese Gibson, Rachael Taylor, Anthony Anderson, Jon Voight, John Turturro, Kevin Dunne, Julia White, Peter Cullen, Mark Ryan, Darius McCrary, Robert Foxworth, Jess Harnell, and Hugo Weaving; directed by Michael Bay.
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S7: WHM Mail Bag - Dying at the Movies, Public Freakouts, Cheeseburgers Down Your Pants, and Crotchety Dads
31 maj 2017 |
58 min
On this month's WHM Mail Bag, the gang reads off stories about angry dads ruining seating arrangements at screenings, a dude possibly having cheeseburgers shoved down his pants, a guy dying during "300", people freaking out after shrooming, the rough days of suffering through "Arli$$" waiting for "Taxi Cab Confessions" to come on, and more!
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S7 Ep303: Episode 303 - Disclosure
30 maj 2017 |
88 min
On this week's episode, the gang accidentally finds themselves in a WHM Advanced Level episode as they discuss the ridiculously pathetic, Man Power film, "Disclosure"! Why is this film structured like "The Shining"? Why did we need all this virtual reality nonsense? And who let Dennis Miller in here? PLUS: Michael Douglas battles Freddy Krueger!
"Disclosure" stars Michael Douglas, Demi Moore, Donald Sutherland, Dylan Baker, Caroline Goodall, Roma Maffia, and Dennis Miller; directed by Barry Levinson.
"Disclosure" stars Michael Douglas, Demi Moore, Donald Sutherland, Dylan Baker, Caroline Goodall, Roma Maffia, and Dennis Miller; directed by Barry Levinson.
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S7 Ep302: Episode 302 - Ninja III: The Domination
23 maj 2017 |
86 min
On this week's episode, it's another entry in the already defunct Patreon Select series—it's Ninja III: The Domination! In one of the wildest films to come out of the Cannon Group, this movie features amazing elements like golf course massacres, exploding helicopters, ninja possessions, insane exorcisms, haunted arcade machines, terrible detectives, hot tub threeways, and more! PLUS: The absolute most disgusting sex scene the guys have encountered to date!
Ninja III: The Domination stars Shô Kosugi, Lucinda Dickey, Jordan Bennett, David Chung, and James Hong; directed by Sam Firstenberg.
Ninja III: The Domination stars Shô Kosugi, Lucinda Dickey, Jordan Bennett, David Chung, and James Hong; directed by Sam Firstenberg.
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S7 Ep301: Episode 301 - AVP: Alien vs. Predator
16 maj 2017 |
88 min
On this week's episode, the gang finally gets around to talking about the absolute snooze-fest that is, "AVP: Alien vs. Predator!" How many classic science fiction films is this movie ripping off? Why did the screenwriters insist on linking the older films to this one? And how do you not cast a single big name in this film? PLUS: Dutch finds a bunch of predators in his house!
"AVP: Alien vs. Predator" stars Sanaa Lathan, Raoul Bova, Lance Henriksen, and Ewen Bremner; directed by Paul W.S. Anderson.
"AVP: Alien vs. Predator" stars Sanaa Lathan, Raoul Bova, Lance Henriksen, and Ewen Bremner; directed by Paul W.S. Anderson.
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S7 Ep300: Episode 300 - 300
9 maj 2017 |
76 min
On this week's episode, what is somehow the THREE HUNDREDTH EPISODE of We Hate Movies the guys go big (and obvious) by tackling the terrible Zack Snyder film, 300! What's with all the hootin' and hollerin'? What did King Leonidas have against messengers? And who dropped the ball when hiring that Baby Inspector? PLUS: Laura Linney and Sean Penn star as their Mystic River characters in a Boston-set remake of 300! 300 stars Gerard Butler, Lena Headey, Dominic West, David Wenham, Michael Fassbender, and Rodrigo Santoro; directed by Zack Snyder. On the occasion of our 300th episode, we'd like to extend our sincere thanks to you, the listener, without whom this podcast would not have lasted anywhere close to this long. THANK YOU!
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S7 Ep299: Episode 299 - Death Wish 3
2 maj 2017 |
80 min
On this week's episode, the gang finally gets around to a Charles Bronson movie when they tear up Michael Winner's Death Wish 3! This action-packed sequel has so many amazing elements including, but not limited to: a magically exploding car, old men kissing girls, machine guns firing wildly, a baby Alex Winter, police brutality, a Port Authority hellscape, a drunk Martin Balsam, and more! PLUS: Stephen Tobolowsky auditions to play The Giggler! Death Wish 3 stars Charles Bronson, Deborah Raffin, Ed Lauter, Martin Balsam, Gavan O'Herlihy, Kirk Taylor, Alex Winter, and Marina Sirtis; directed by Michael Winner.
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S7: WHM Mail Bag - Steven from Charlotte, Passing Up Sex for Movies, Agitated Fathers, and Greening Out at the Multiplex
30 april 2017 |
64 min
This month, the gang opens the mail bag to read letters about passing up sex to watch Raising Arizona, guys yelling in the video store, date night movie selection faux pas, and a classic What Are Yooooooooouuu Watching?! PLUS: Steven from Charlotte (the Ultraviolet episode) writes back in to explain how the film destroyed his relationship with his girlfriend! If you want your questions answered on the air, or have a weird story you'd like told, write in to the mail bag: [email protected]!
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S7 Ep298: Episode 298 - Hot to Trot
25 april 2017 |
85 min
On this week's episode, the gang takes on another Patreon selection with Michael Dinner's Hot to Trot! Why didn't Bobcat voice the horse and John Candy play the goofball son? What's with Dabney Coleman's fake teeth? And exactly how many horses died on this set? PLUS: Plenty of Hollywood celebs are rotting in Horse Hell! Hot to Trot stars Bobcat Goldthwait, John Candy, Dabney Coleman, Virginia Madsen, Tim Kazurinsky, and Mary Gross; directed by Michael Dinner.
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S7 Ep297: Episode 297 - Howard the Duck: Live! at the Bell House
18 april 2017 |
85 min
On this week's episode, we're releasing last month's sold-out show from Brooklyn, it's Howard the Duck: Live! at the Bell House! At this show, we raised such important questions like: Does planet Duck World also contain Duckburg from Duck Tales? How many of Howard's movie posters are porno parodies? And why can't this movie just be about a duck who manages a rock band? PLUS: George Lucas really turns on the filth! Howard the Duck stars Lea Thompson, Tim Robbins, Ed Gale, and Jeffrey Jones; directed by Willard Huyck.
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S7 Ep296: Episode 296 - Sidekicks
11 april 2017 |
94 min
On this week's episode, the gang finally gets around to talking about a Chuck Norris movie, and what better way to cut the red ribbon on this guy than ragging on the ridiculous Sidekicks?! What's with all these deranged fantasies Brandis's character keeps having? Why is Mako's character constantly pretending he's drunk? And did Ralph Macchio and the rest of the Karate Kid cast & crew have a case against this film? PLUS: Living gods, Dan Lauria and Brian Dennehy, fight to the death! Sidekicks stars Chuck Norris, Jonathan Brandis, Beau Bridges, Julia Nickson, Mako, Joe Piscopo, Danica McKellar, Gerrit Graham, and Richard Moll; directed by Aaron Norris, brother of Chuck Norris.
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S7 Ep295: Episode 295 - Overboard
4 april 2017 |
90 min
On this week's episode, the gang finally finishes up the 2017 Listener Request Month by tackling the outright creepy "family" comedy, Overboard! How in the world did the police department allow this grift to start in the first place? What's with these kids constantly looking at pornography? And most importantly, what is Kurt Russell's end game here? PLUS: Michael Shannon is getting all sorts of new roles! Overboard stars Goldie Hawn, Kurt Russell, Edward Herrmann, Katherine Helmond, Mike Hagerty, and Roddy McDowall; directed by Garry Marshall.
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S7 Ep294: Episode 294 - Power Rangers
28 mars 2017 |
102 min
On a very special episode, the gang interrupts their originally scheduled programming to bring you a recap of the absolutely ridiculous—but somehow watchable—new reboot, Power Rangers! A perfect entry point for a #trypod recommendation, this week's episode asks the hard questions like: Why does everything have to look so dark and shitty? Who thought autism was a great device to play for laughs? And where the hell are Bulk and Skull?!? PLUS: Alex Jones eulogizes a friend while Gallagher loses out on ANOTHER role! Power Rangers stars Dacre Montgomery, Naomi Scott, RJ Cyler, Ludi Lin, Becky G., and, somehow, Bryan Cranston, Elizabeth Banks, and Bill Hader; directed by Dean Israelite.
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S7 Ep293: Episode 293 - Ultraviolet
21 mars 2017 |
90 min
On this week's episode, the gang fights tooth and nail to talk about the absolutely wretched "film," Ultraviolet! What's the story here—are they vampires, or what? What's with the script using the word "huh" so many times so rapidly? And what on Earth brought Stephen from Charlotte to see this movie in the theater?!? PLUS: A fake heist film where a bunch of Heat-like criminals rob a sperm bank. The title of which is... Unfortunate. Ultraviolet stars Milla Jovovich, William Fichtner, Cameron Bright, and Nick Chinlund; "directed" by Kurt Wimmer.
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S7 Ep292: Episode 292 - Highlander III: The Final Dimension
14 mars 2017 |
84 min
On this week's episode, Listener Request Month continues with a terrifying anonymous call requesting, Highlander III: The Final Dimension a.k.a. Highlander 3: The Final Conflict a.k.a. Highlander III: The Sorcerer! Marvel as this film totally retcons out Highlander II: The Quickening without a care! Behold Mario Van Peebles' pierced nipples and... other parts! Avert your eyes as Christopher Lambert and Deobrah Kara Unger film not one, but two intense, totally unnecessary, sex scenes! PLUS: Highlander Captain Cragen! Highlander III: The Final Dimension stars Christopher Lambert, Deborah Kara Unger, Mario Van Peebles, and Mako; directed by Andrew Morahan.
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S7: Families with Bad Taste, Irrational Fears of Yoda, and Dudes Who Love "Grown Ups 2"
12 mars 2017 |
39 min
On this month's Mail Bag, the guys read letters from folks who have family with bad movie taste, irrational fears of Master Yoda, dated dudes who love Grown Ups 2, caught folks pleasuring themselves to other Sandler films, sexy-looking parents, and more! If you have questions for the gang, or want you weird stories read on the air, write in to the Mail Bag: [email protected]!
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S7 Ep291: Episode 291 - The Last Airbender
7 mars 2017 |
86 min
On this week's episode, the 2017 Listener Request Month kicks off with the totally wretched M. Night Shyamalan disaster, The Last Airbender! Making it the fourth time one of Night's films has made it onto the show, this train wreck brings up questions like: couldn't they find a single big name celebrity to appear in the film in any capacity? Why didn't they try and step up the violence? And what in the WORLD is with all the white people? PLUS: Who has, and has not, won a BAFTA—and what they did with it. The Last Airbender stars Noah Ringer, Dev Patel, Nicola Peltz, Jackson Rathbone, Shaun Toub, Aasif Mandvi, and Cliff Curtis; directed by M. Night Shyamalan.
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S7 Ep290: Episode 290 - Tango & Cash
28 februari 2017 |
104 min
On this week's episode, the gang has a long-overdue conversation about the ridiculous 1989 action comedy, Tango & Cash! Was Jack Palance wilder here or in Batman? What's with Brion James' horrendous accent? And why did that bartender have those drum sticks? PLUS: A fake Kurt Russell podcast that could turn into a real Kurt Russell podcast! Tango & Cash stars Kurt Russell, Sylvester Stallone, Jack Palance, Teri Hatcher, Brion James, and the great James Hong; directed by Andrey Konchalovskiy.
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S7: WHM On-Screen: The 89th Academy Awards
24 februari 2017 |
62 min
On a very special WHM On-Screen, the fellas gather 'round to chat about the upcoming Academy Awards ceremony. The 89th of its kind, the ceremony will be broadcast live this Sunday at 8:30pm Eastern on ABC. Topics covered on this episode include: "Where's Amy Adams," "The Awfulness of Florence Foster Jenkins," "Racist Mel Gibson," and, you guessed it, "Frank Stallone!" Does anybody have an ETA on Nicholson?
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S7 Ep289: Episode 289 - Retroactive
21 februari 2017 |
74 min
On this week's episode, the gang welcomes favorite show punching bag, Jim Belushi, back with 1997's ridiculous time loop thriller, Retroactive! What's with Jim Belushi's terrible accent? How is this experiment so poorly guarded by the government? And was that Olympic-themed Lucky Charms? PLUS: Mrs. Doubtfire travels through time! Retroactive stars Jim Belushi, Kylie Travis, Shannon Whirry, Frank Whaley, and the great M. Emmet Walsh; directed by Louis Morneau. And don't forget about our upcoming live dates in Brooklyn, Atlanta and Portland!
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S7 Ep288: Episode 288 - My Father the Hero
14 februari 2017 |
82 min
On this week's episode, the gang gets grossed out by the 1994 daddy-daughter comedy, My Father the Hero! Couldn't the production have given Gérard a better haircut and nicer fitting clothes? How are we supposed to feel anything for this cold-blooded ice monster that Katherine Heigl plays? And how did we not get any more Tobo in this stinker? PLUS: Our greatest fake movie yet, Fat Spies! My Father the Hero stars Gérard Depardieu, Katherine Heigl, Dalton James, Lauren Hutton, Faith Prince, Ann Hearn, and the great Stephen Tobolowsky; directed by Steve Miner.
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S7 Ep287: Episode 287 - Bee Movie
7 februari 2017 |
81 min
On this week's episode, the guys finally get around to tackling the poorly animated, poorly written, poorly acted, Bee Movie! Why have human bee-ings in this movie at all? What's with all the bee-related sexual innuendo? And really, honestly, why was this movie even made? PLUS: Bee puns until the cows come home! Bee Movie stars Jerry Seinfeld, Renée Zellweger, Matthew Broderick, Patrick Warburton, John Goodman, Chris Rock, Kathy Bates, Barry Levinson, Larry King, Ray Liotta, Sting, Oprah Winfrey, Larry Miller, Megan Mullally, and Rip Torn; directed by Steve Hickner & Simon J. Smith.
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S7: WHM Mail Bag - Potentially Lethal Duck Movies, Cinematic Conspiracy Theories, and Confirmation on Amy Adams' Niceness
1 februari 2017 |
62 min
On this month's Mail Bag, the guys read letters about cinematic conspiracy theories, Amy Adams being pleasant at a coffee shop, someone almost dying watching Howard the Duck, phony film professors, Thomas Haden Church crushing children's dreams, and much more! If you want your weird stories read on the air, or have burning questions for the gang, write in to the Mail Bag: [email protected]!
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S7 Ep286: Episode 286 - Independence Day: Resurgence
31 januari 2017 |
97 min
On the final (Some of the) Worst of 2016 episode, the guys tackle the total who-was-asking-for-this sequel, Independence Day: Resurgence! Why does the CGI look so terrible in this major blockbuster? Why did we need to squeeze back in the characters played by Vivica A. Fox and Judd Hirsch? And are we really aping Aliens this much? PLUS: This film officially dethrones Super Mario Bros. for having the absolute most audacious sequel setup in film history! Independence Day: Resurgence stars Jeff Goldblum, Liam Hemsworth, Jessie T. Usher, Bill Pullman, Maika Monroe, Sela Ward, William Fichtner, Judd Hirsch, Charlotte Gainsbourg, and Brent Spiner; directed by Roland Emmerich.
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S7 Ep285: Episode 285 - Gods of Egypt
24 januari 2017 |
86 min
This week on the show, the guys chat about the silly, gold-bleeding, CGI dump, Gods of Egypt! Why was it so hard to cast even one Egyptian actor in a lead role here? What's with all that gold blood? And who thought that this human/god height difference idea was so cool? PLUS: Until he lost his eye, Peter Falk was totally an animorph! Gods of Egypt stars Brenton Thwaites, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, Gerard Butler, Bryan Brown, Chadwick Boseman, Elodie Yung, Courtney Eaton, and Geoffrey Rush; directed by Alex Proyas.
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S7 Ep284: Episode 284 - Suicide Squad
17 januari 2017 |
97 min
This week on the show, our (Some of) the Worst of 2016 month continues with one of the most requested films in show history, the wretched Suicide Squad! Why do we need every single back story in here? Why jam pack so many characters in that no one cares about and not kill off most of them? And didn't this feel like a two-hour video game cut scene? PLUS: A lot of RAAAAAAAANDOM screenplay decisions make this the most EXTREME comic book movie to date! Suicide Squad stars Will Smith, Margot Robbie, Viola Davis, David Harbour, Jared Leto, Common, Jai Courtney, Jay Hernandez, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, Cara Delevingne, and Joel Kinnaman; directed by David Ayer.
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S7 Ep283: Episode 283 - Dirty Grandpa
10 januari 2017 |
95 min
On this week's episode, the gang takes a look at the ridiculous Big Box comedy, Dirty Grandpa! Why did that beach scene need to be so extreme? Do the makers of The Hangover have a case here? And why can't Dirty Grandpa just have sex and be done with it?! PLUS: We dig up a story about an actor's racist Halloween costume that was, indeed, a bad idea. Dirty Grandpa stars Robert De Niro, Zac Efron, Zoey Deutch, Aubrey Plaza, Jason Mantzoukas, Dermot Mulroney, Julianne Hough, Adam Pally, and Danny Glover; directed by Dan Mazer.
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S7 Ep282: Episode 282 - Collateral Beauty
3 januari 2017 |
104 min
On the first episode of the new year, the guys hunker down for a month of chatting about some of the worst films of 2016! Up first is the pathetic excuse for a grief drama, Collateral Beauty! What's with this insane scheme? How does no one go to jail for this? And are you kidding us with those twist endings?! PLUS: Steve presents an alternative for ladies who are just tired of regular, boring, old sperm banks! Collateral Beauty stars Will Smith, Edward Norton, Kate Winslet, Helen Mirren, Michael Peńa, Naomie Harris, Keira Knightley, Jacob Latimore, and Ann Dowd; directed by David Frankel.
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S7: WHM Mail Bag - Screaming Substitute Teachers, Dying at the Movies, and "Pump Up the Volume"'s Legacy
29 december 2016 |
41 min
On the final WHM Mail Bag of the year, the guys chat about insanely fed-up substitute teachers, street brawls outside theaters, correcting people when you know you're right, whether Pump Up the Volume holds up, which movies they'd like to die to, and more! If you want your weird, wild stories read on the air, or have questions for the gang, write into the Mail Bag: [email protected]!
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S7 Ep281: Episode 281 - Batman & Robin: Live! at the Hollywood Improv
27 december 2016 |
81 min
On the year-end episode of WHM, the guys are releasing their second of two shows—the first being Suburban Commando, released a few weeks back—recorded live in front of a sold out room, it's Batman & Robin: Live! at the Hollywood Improv! What was Mr. Freeze's endgame with that rocket? Was anyone surprised by all the penises and butts and nipples? And how doesn't Bane instantly commit suicide upon peering at his ghastly visage for the first time? PLUS: Steve spits all over the audience! Batman & Robin stars Arnold Schwarzenegger, George Clooney, Chris O'Donnell, Uma Thurman, Alicia Silverstone, Michael Gough, and Pat Hingle; directed by Joel Schumacher.
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S7: WHM On-Screen: Rogue One
22 december 2016 |
43 min
On this very special WHM On-Screen, the gang gather 'round to chat about the new Star Wars film, the pseudo-standalone prequel, Rogue One! Did we really need this many characters crammed in? What's with Forest Whitaker's robot feet? And was Peter Cushing on the Polar Express? PLUS: Mads Mikkelsen critiques Disney World. Rogue One stars Felicity Jones, Diego Luna, Alan Tudyk, Donnie Yen, Ben Mendelsohn, Forest Whitaker, and Mads Mikkelsen; directed by Gareth Edwards.
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S7 Ep280: Episode 280 - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause
20 december 2016 |
100 min
On this week's show, the gang brings the Christmas cheer as they rag on the sad sequel, The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause! What's with the weird Mrs. Claus Stockholm syndrome situation? Why do we need the counsel of lame holiday figures? And why are we doing this It's a Wonderful Life/Back to the Future II alternate timeline crap? PLUS: Michael Dorn opens up a t-shirt factory. The Santa Clause 3 stars Tim Allen, Elizabeth Mitchell, Eric Lloyd, Judge Reinhold, Wendy Crewson, Spencer Breslin, Martin Short, Ann-Margret, Alan Arkin, Art LaFleur, Aisha Tyler, Kevin Pollak, Jay Thomas, and Michael Dorn; directed by Michael Lembeck.
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S7 Ep279: Episode 279 - Demolition Man
13 december 2016 |
103 min
On this week's episode, the gang celebrates another year on the air by talking about the totally great, Demolition Man! How did this whole society forget how life was a mere thirty years prior? What's with Ventura getting almost entirely cut out of the film? And did they really swap Taco Bell for Pizza Hut overseas? PLUS: George W. Bush loves Mountain Dew! Demolition Man stars Sylvester Stallone, Wesley Snipes, Sandra Bullock, Benjamin Bratt, and Denis Leary; directed by Marco Brambilla.
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S7 Ep278: Episode 278 - End of Days
6 december 2016 |
94 min
On this week's episode, the gang goes to Hell with Arnold & Gabriel Byrne in the ridiculous paranormal action movie, End of Days! What's with that breakfast Arnie blends? Can the Devil fart grenades? And who saw that Udo Kier death coming? PLUS: Darren McGavin is resurrected to play his classic character one last time in the new F/X series, Kolchak: The Nut Stalker! End of Days stars Arnold Schwarzenegger, Gabriel Byrne, Robin Tunney, Kevin Pollak, CCH Pounder, and Udo Kier; directed by Peter Hyams.
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S7 Ep277: Episode 277 - Surviving the Game
29 november 2016 |
90 min
On this week's episode, the gang welcomes a We Love Movies title as they talk about Ernest Dickerson's Surviving the Game! What's the cannibalism situation here? How did they allow Busey's character to get killed off so quickly? And what's with that trophy room? PLUS: Coming to NBC this Fall—it's the new hit comedy, Grave Diggers! Surviving the Game stars Ice-T, Rutger Hauer, Charles S. Dutton, Gary Busey, John C. McGinley, and F. Murray Abraham; directed by Ernest Dickerson.
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S7: WHM Mail Bag - Hurricane Late Fees, Parking Lot Hitchhikers, and Movie Theater Perverts
28 november 2016 |
55 min
On this month's WHM Mail Bag, the guys read letters about insane Blockbuster Video late fee policies, creepy multiplex parking lot hitchhikers, one totally insane X-Men marathon, and a creepy dude getting creepy in the wrong kind of movie theater. PLUS: Chris Cabin—total babe. If you want your questions answered, or your weird/creepy stories read on the air, write in to the Mail Bag: [email protected]!
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S7 Ep276: Episode 276 - Suburban Commando: Live! at the Hollywood Improv
24 november 2016 |
67 min
On this special Thanksgiving edition of WHM, the gang gives thanks for jokes by releasing a special live show—the first of two shows taped at the LA Podfest Preview Night—it's Suburban Commando: Live! at the Hollywood Improv! Recorded in front of a sold-out crowd, the gang weighs in on such important Suburban Commando matters like: why is Shep Ramsey offered a vacation after killing the space president? What kinds of artistic decisions was the Hulkster, as executive producer, making on set? And is Christopher Lloyd doing Hulk Hogan cosplay? PLUS: What's going on with this alien's genitalia? Suburban Commando stars Hulk Hogan, Christopher Lloyd, Shelley Duvall, Larry Miller, and Mark Calaway; directed by Burt Kennedy.
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S7 Ep275: Episode 275 - The Happening
22 november 2016 |
105 min
This week, the guys welcome Justin J. Case back to the show to discuss the ridiculous nature disaster film, The Happening! How did Night think Marky Mark would make a believable science teacher? What's with Leguizamo's character letting that wedding secret slip? And seriously guys, what's happening to all the bees? PLUS: An extended—and we mean extended—conversation about hot dogs. The Happening stars Mark Wahlberg, Zooey Deschanel, John Leguizamo, Alan Ruck, and Frank Collison as the Hot Dog Guy; directed by M. Night Shyamalan.
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S7 Ep274: Episode 274 - Fantastic Four (2005)
15 november 2016 |
85 min
On this week's episode, the gang targets the second of three times the Fantastic Four has been "introduced" to film audiences when they chat about 2005's Fantastic Four! What is with the random nature of that cosmic storm? How do you not film a launch sequence when you send all main characters into space? And what's going on with the Thing's... ya know? PLUS: The guys create what will soon become the most popular comic book character of all time, who will then go on to be played by Bruce Dern in the film adaptation. Fantastic Four stars Ioan Gruffudd, Jessica Alba, Chris Evans, Michael Chiklis, Kerry Washington, and Julian McMahon; directed by Tim Story.
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S7: WHM On-Screen: Doctor Strange
11 november 2016 |
39 min
On this On-Screen episode, the guys welcome back good friend, Justin J. Case, to chat about the latest—and greatest?—Marvel movie, Doctor Strange! Credit where credit's due, this run time is amazing! How do they rate Benedict Cumberbatch's American accent? And what's with these lazy stingers? PLUS: Stan Lee almost catches Steve Ditko with his rake! Doctor Strange stars Benedict Cumberbatch, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Rachel McAdams, Benedict Wong, Mads Mikkelsen, Benjamin Bratt, Michael Stuhlbarg, and Tilda Swinton; directed by Scott Derrickson.
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S7 Ep273: Episode 273 - Don't Tell Her It's Me
8 november 2016 |
87 min
On this week's show, the gang goes back to Rom-com Land to talk about the totally insane, and genuinely creepy, Don't Tell Her It's Me! Also known as The Boyfriend School, the gang tears apart the film by asking such questions as: what's with the wardrobe at this romance novel convention? Why did Guttenberg's character pick the mullet? And does the creator of Ziggy have a case here? PLUS: Is that picture of the fat twins on motorcycles one of the greatest photos of the twentieth century? Don't Tell Her It's Me stars Steve Gutenberg, Shelley Long, Jami Gertz, Kyle MacLachlan, and Mädchen Amick; directed by Malcolm Mowbray.
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S7 Ep272: Episode 272 - Ghosts Can't Do It
1 november 2016 |
85 min
On this week's episode, the gang finds themselves stuck in a strange realm somewhere between the Halloween Spooktacular, A Side Order of Sleaze, and the closest they'll come to an election special, with the totally disgusting and ridiculous, Ghosts Can't Do It! What is with the way they're filming Anthony Quinn as a ghost? Is Bo Derek's character a Stockholm Syndrome-suffering hostage? And is that really Donald Trump? PLUS: In an alternate timeline, Donald Trump loses the election to the dancing chicken from Werner Herzog's Stroszek, who also happens to be a member of the Communist party. Ghosts Can't Do It stars Bo Derek, Anthony Quinn, Don Murray, Julie Newmar, and Donald Trump; allegedly directed by John Derek.
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S7: WHM On-Screen: Ranking the "Halloween" Franchise
28 oktober 2016 |
61 min
Happy Halloween! On this special WHM On-Screen, the gang chats about the entire Halloween franchise and ranks each film! Where do the guys put Halloween III: Season of the Witch? What is the worst sequel? And what about those Hellbilly Zombie movies? Coming 2017: The Elm Street franchise? Cover Art by Felipe Sobreiro
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S7: WHM Mail Bag - WHM Origins, Break-up Recovery Films, and The Absolute Worst Way to Ruin Blade II for Someone
26 oktober 2016 |
54 min
On this month's WHM Mail Bag, the guys reveal some WHM origin stories, recommend their favorite post-break-up recovery films, read a story about abhorrent films to watch with your parents, and find out the absolute worst way one human being can ruin Blade II for another. PLUS: Hamster man a-comin'! If you want your questions answered on the air, or have some crazy issues you need us to help you work through on the air, write in to the mail bag: [email protected]! Cover art by: Felipe Sobreiro
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S7 Ep271: Episode 271 - Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation
25 oktober 2016 |
97 min
On this week's episode, the gang concludes their Halloween Spooktacular by heading back into Franchise Town by discussing the insane sequel, Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation! What's with the bionic leg McConaughey's sporting here? How many times are we playing that flashbulb drop? And are you kidding with that drive-thru pizza?!? PLUS: Leatherface and the Sawyers need to stop the rich jerks from buying the slaughterhouse and turning it into a country club! Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation stars Renée Zellweger, Matthew McConaughey, Robert Jacks, Toni Perensky, and James Gale as Mr. Rothman; directed by Kim Henkel.
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S7 Ep270: Episode 270 - Ernest Scared Stupid
18 oktober 2016 |
96 min
On this week's episode, the Halloween Spooktacular gets a hot stupidity injection as the gang chats about the final franchise entry to be released theatrically, Ernest Scared Stupid! Why aren't these parents doing more to keep their children away from Ernest? How is Ernest the only sanitation worker in this entire town? And what's with all the child kidnapping and peril in a supposedly family-friendly film? PLUS: A furniture malfunction sidetracks the guys for a few Dom Deluise-laugh-inducing seconds. Ernest Scared Stupid stars Jim Varney, Eartha Kitt, Austin Nagler, Shay Astar, and Jonas Moscartolo; directed by John Cherry.
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S7 Ep269: Episode 269 - Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers
11 oktober 2016 |
93 min
On this week's terrifying episode, the gang dives deeper into the Halloween Spooktacular as they take a look at the wretched sequel, Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers! Look how terrible this mask is! Is Michael Myers the only movie monster that can drive a van? And who's responsible for cleaning up that bloody bus station?! PLUS: Several wishy-washy Donald Pleasence impressions! Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers stars Donald Pleasence, Paul Rudd, Marianne Hagan, Mitchell Ryan, Kim Darby, and George P. Wilbur as The Shape; directed by Joe Chappelle. And be sure to catch us at the Jacob Burns Film Center on October 21st as we talk over the cult classic Death Spa as part of the third annual Halloween Movie Marathon! Get your tickets before noon on 10/12 to receive an early bird discount on your marathon pass! Other films screened that night are: Phantasm, Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer, Jigoku, The Greasy Strangler, a totally twisted preview right out of the Sundance Film Festival, and more!
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S7 Ep268: Episode 268 - Pet Sematary II
4 oktober 2016 |
102 min
On this week's episode, Chris Cabin makes his grand return just in time to kick off the 2016 Halloween Spooktacular as the gang riffs on the direct-to-video Pet Sematary II! Why did we need this stupid fake movie fake-out? What's with Clancy Brown's behavior at that funeral? And why does Eddie Furlong briefly become a villain? PLUS: Do NOT take your pet to Anthony Edwards' veterinary clinic! Pet Sematary II stars Edward Furlong, Clancy Brown, Anthony Edwards, Lisa Waltz, Jared Rushton, Jason McGuire, and Sarah Trigger; directed by Mary Lambert. And don't forget, gang, we've got some brand new merch available, so head on over to our Tee Public shop to check out the latest designs!
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S7: WHM Mail Bag - Theater Walkouts, Haneke High School and Movie Theater Parking Lot Sex
29 september 2016 |
42 min
On the first WHM Mail Bag of season seven, the gang chats about what films they've walked out of, checked-out teachers showing their students the original Funny Games, projection booth flubs, horrendous Pittsburgh Batman fans, and listeners spotting people having sex in movie theater parking lots. If you have questions for the gang, or want your crazy/wild/weird/embarrassing/gross stories read on the air, write into the mail bag: [email protected]! And take a look at the great new WHM Mail Bag cover art, designed by friend of the show, the incredibly talented, Felipe Sobreiro!
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S7 Ep267: Episode 267 - Hollow Man
27 september 2016 |
88 min
On this week's episode, the gang puts on their heat vision goggles to spy on Kevin Bacon in Hollow Man! What's with all this Nobel Prize talk? How does being invisible make him as strong as Jason Voorhees? And is that scientist looking at pornography at work? PLUS: Meeeeeeeeeeeeme watch! Hollow Man stars Kevin Bacon, Elisabeth Shue, Josh Brolin, Kim Dickens, Greg Grunberg, Joey Slotnick, William Devane, and Rhona Mitra; directed by Paul Verhoeven.
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S7 Ep266: Episode 266 - Anaconda
20 september 2016 |
91 min
On this week's episode, the gang decides to tackle one of the most infamous "bad" movies out there: Anaconda! How do you have a scroll with no narration outside of Star Wars? What's with that Danny Trejo suicide? And what in the world is Jon Voight doing with that accent? PLUS: Welcome to Slithers, the latest location in WHM's stable of fake drinking establishments! Anaconda stars Jennifer Lopez, Jon Voight, Ice Cube, Eric Stoltz, Kari Wuhrer, Owen Wilson, and the great Frank Welker as the snake noises or something; directed by Luis Llosa.
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S7 Ep265: Episode 265 - The Substitute 2: School's Out
13 september 2016 |
84 min
On this week's episode, the gang goes back to school with Treat Williams in, The Substitute 2: School's Out! Is he really bringing luggage to a funeral? How many mercenaries retire to become teachers? And is that janitor living in the school's boiler room? PLUS: Rudy Giuliani goes for The Dip. The Substitute 2: School's Out stars Treat Williams, Christopher Cousins, Susan May Pratt, and BD Wong; directed by Steven Pearl.
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S7 Ep264: Episode 264 - The Amazing Spider-Man 2
6 september 2016 |
91 min
On the sooner-than-expected return of We Hate Movies the gang gathers back together early to chat about The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (and also to plug their newly added second show at the Hollywood Improv)! Why do we need to see so much Campbell Scott: Super Spy? Why bother cramming The Rhino into this already crowded mess? And are we really ripping off the Christopher Nolan Batman movies this much? PLUS: Stan Lee lights a jay and steals tons of other people's ideas! The Amazing Spider-Man 2 stars Andrew Garfield, Emma Stone, Jamie Foxx, Dane DeHaan, Colm Feore, Felicity Jones, Paul Giamatti, Sally Field, Embeth Davidtz, and Campbell Scott; directed by Marc Webb.
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S6: WHM Summer Rerun - Silver Bullet
1 september 2016 |
90 min
Original Air Date: October 1st, 2012 On this spooky summer rerun, the guys reminisce about one of the greatest Gary Busey films of all time, Silver Bullet! How does this mother allow her son to accept this crazy motorcycle wheelchair gift? How is Gary Busey not the werewolf in this film? And what's with this terrible narration? PLUS: Werewolves 'n Things! Silver Bullet stars Gary Busey, Corey Haim, Everett McGill, Megan Follows, and Terry O'Quinn; directed by Daniel Attias.
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S6 Ep263: Episode 263 - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (Live)
30 augusti 2016 |
80 min
Recorded live in Rochester, July 16th, 2016 On this episode, the gang treks out to the Little Theatre to chat about the completely worthless sequel, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III! How could they cut the budget for these turtle puppets? How was no one concerned about the space/time continuum? And are we still talking about turtle genitalia in these movies? PLUS: An audience member gets publicly humiliated close to their birthday! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III stars Paige Turco, Elias Koteas, Stuart Wilson, Vivian Wu, Sab Shimono, and Corey Feldman; directed by Stuart Gillard.
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S6: WHM Summer Rerun - The Haunting
25 augusti 2016 |
82 min
Original Air Date: October 25th, 2011 The gang continues their summer break and reruns a really old Spooktacular episode on The Haunting! What's with Owen Wilson's Gap sweaters? Was this really the best way for Liam Neeson to discover a cure for fear? And isn't Catherine Zeta-Jones so hip trying to kiss a girl? PLUS: Baby ghosts! The Haunting stars Catherine Zeta-Jones, Lili Taylor, Liam Neeson, Owen Wilson, Bruce Dern, Virginia Madsen, and Todd Field; directed by Jan de Bont.
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S6: WHM Summer Rerun - Halloween III: Season of the Witch
18 augusti 2016 |
82 min
Original Air Date: January 17th, 2012 On this very sweaty summer rerun, the guys try to cool off by reminiscing about one of the all-time fan favorites, the show's 41st episode, Halloween III: Season of the Witch! How hilarious is this alcoholic doctor? Isn't it pretty boss that this California warlock wants to kill all the kids in America? And YIKES! with that sex scene! PLUS: The birth of Muldoon's Public House. Halloween III: Season of the Witch stars Tom Atkins, Stacey Nelkin, and Dan O'Herlihy; directed by Tommy Lee Wallace.
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S6 Ep262: Episode 262 - Jupiter Ascending (Live)
16 augusti 2016 |
63 min
Recorded live in Brooklyn, June 11th, 2016 On this episode, the gang heads to Union Hall in Brooklyn to talk about the insane space debacle, Jupiter Ascending! What's with these half-humanoid, half-animal creatures? Did the film need all the incest themes? And look at those silly space roller blades! PLUS: A surprise guest takes the stage! Jupiter Ascending stars Mila Kunis, Channing Tatum, Sean Bean, and Eddie Redmayne; directed by the Wachowskis.
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S6: WHM Summer Rerun - Dracula 2000
11 augusti 2016 |
98 min
Original Air Date: August 21st, 2012 The guys continue their summer break from production, but offer up a rerun on the totally ridiculous, Dracula 2000! What's with all these silly super burglars? Why does Dracula need to go to a Virgin Megastore? And hey, is that pop music sensation, Vitamin C? PLUS: Andrew squares off against Fred Durst. Dracula 2000 stars Christopher Plummer, Jonny Lee Miller, Justine Waddell, Colleen Ann Fitzpatrick, Jennifer Esposito, Omar Epps, Danny Masterson, Lochlyn Munro, and Gerard Butler as the Prince of Darkness; directed by Patrick Lussier.
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S6: WHM Summer Rerun - Addicted to Love
4 augusti 2016 |
86 min
Original Air Date: April 9th, 2013 As the guys take a few weeks off, WHM goes into Summer Reruns! First up: an episode from several years back on the insane romantic comedy, Addicted to Love! How are we supposed to feel sympathy for Ryan and Broderick's characters here? Will anybody be wearing anyone's skin any point in this film? And poor, poor Tchéky Karyo! PLUS: The guys are on vacation, but it sure is hot in the Asphalt Jungle! Addicted to Love stars Matthew Broderick, Meg Ryan, Tchéky Karyo, Kelly Preston, and Maureen Stapleton; directed by Griffin Dunne.
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S6 Ep261: Episode 261 - Predator 2 (Live)
2 augusti 2016 |
70 min
Recorded live in Chicago, April 16th, 2015 On this special episode, the gang chats about the all-too-fun, Predator 2! What's with Danny Glover crashing all those cars? Why is the Predator skinning all those dudes, but we see zero peen? And how come Gary Busey has to keep reminding everyone they're dealing with an alien? PLUS: One Internet commentator thinks this film is... completely underrated! Predator 2 stars Danny Glover, Gary Busey, Kevin Peter Hall, Rubén Blades, Maria Conchita Alonso, Bill Paxton, and Adam Baldwin; directed by Stephen Hopkins.
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S6: WHM Mail Bag: Kids' Birthdays, R-rated Movie Sneaks, and Late-in-Life Masturbation Discoveries
29 juli 2016 |
56 min
On the final WHM Mail Bag of the season, the guys read letters from parents pondering whether they should see the gang live in Los Angeles, folks sneaking into Will Smith movies over lame Star Trek sequels, and one individual who witnessed a man admit, in front of 4000 people, to discovering masturbation at age twenty--yikes! If you want your strange stories read on the air, or have urgent questions you need the gang to answer, write in to the mail bag -- [email protected]! We'll see you in September!
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S6 Ep260: Episode 260 - Con Air
26 juli 2016 |
83 min
On the season finale of We Hate Movies, the gang gets together one last time this summer to chat about a real We Love Movies selection, Con Air! Is Cage's character using Doritos as currency in prison? What's with that Dave Chappelle puppet? And why bother hyping up Buscemi's character so much only to do absolutely nothing with him? PLUS: Wilford Brimley watches Con Air, his favorite diabetes-related action thriller! Con Air stars Nicolas Cage, John Malkovich, John Cusack, Ving Rhames, Colm Meaney, Steve Buscemi, Mykelti Williamson, Dave Chappelle, Danny Trejo, and Big Daddy himself, M.C. Gainey; directed by Simon West.
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S6: Animation Damnation #30 - The Real Ghostbusters
21 juli 2016 |
34 min
On this episode of Animation Damnation, the gang chats about the absolutely ridiculous cartoon adaptation, The Real Ghostbusters! The episode in question, "They Call me MISTER Slimer," originally aired September 18th, 1987. Throughout it's very long 22 minutes, the episode raises such questions as: Why does a ghost need to pay rent? How many abandoned subway stations do they think we have in the city? And what's with all those corporeal goblins? PLUS: Being the only cast member to see it so far, Andrew weighs in on the new Ghostbusters film!
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S6 Ep259: Episode 259 - Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
19 juli 2016 |
101 min
On this week's episode, the gang takes the #SBE2016 up to the stars to chat about the super lame sequel, Star Trek V: The Final Frontier! Featuring the exciting return of beloved cast member, Chris Cabin, the gang gets into the nitty-gritty of the Trek world by tackling such questions as: is that really just a horn-shaped piece of cardboard on that horse? What's with the sexy cat people? And is it really safe to free-climb a mountain with such a bad toupee? PLUS: Bones loves the Bizkit! Star Trek V: The Final Frontier stars Bill "William" Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, DeForest Kelley, James Doohan, Walter Koenig, Nichelle Nichols, George Takei, David Warner, and Laurence Luckinbill; directed by William Shatner.
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S6 Ep258: Episode 258 - Lady in the Water
12 juli 2016 |
88 min
On this week's episode, the gang throws a pool party while they chat about the biggest letdown of 2006, M. Night Shyamalan's Lady in the Water! How does a director totally waste such an amazing cast? Why are these apartment complex residents agreeing to help this crazy superintendent with this weirdo story? And what exactly are the contents of M. Night's character's possible hate manifesto he's writing? PLUS: Every sentence sounds better with the word "scrunt" jammed in it! Lady in the Water stars Paul Giamatti, Bryce Dallas Howard, Jeffrey Wright, Bob Balaban, Sarita Choudhury, Cindy Cheung, M. Night Shyamalan, Freddy Rodriguez, Bill Irwin, Mary Beth Hurt, and Jared Harris; directed by M. Night Shyamalan.
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S6 Ep257: Episode 257 - Wild Wild West
5 juli 2016 |
94 min
On this week's episode, the gang welcomes back friend of the show, Ben Worcester, to chat about the 1999 summer blockbuster disaster, Wild Wild West! What's with all the really bad green screened desert? Who thought Kevin Kline dressing as a woman multiple times would be funny? And isn't Kenneth 'Colonel Sanders' Branagh's plan a little too... Otisburg for your taste? PLUS: Was that Will Smith's genitalia in the first five minutes? Wild Wild West stars Will Smith, Kevin Kline, Salma Hayek, Kenneth Branagh, Ted Levine, and M. Emmet Walsh; directed by Barry Sonnenfeld.
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S6: WHM Mail Bag: Bad Movie Taste, Elderly Theater Patrons, and too Much Long John Silver's
30 juni 2016 |
57 min
On this edition of WHM Mail Bag, the guys welcome friend of the show, Ben Worcester, to read another round of zany letters! This time they're dealing with tales of rude, elderly movie theater patrons, Buffalo Wild Wings waiters with terrible taste in movie comedies, and dudes who eat way too much Long John Silvers before going to the movies! If you want your wild stories read on the air, or have questions for the gang, write into the Mail Bag: [email protected]!
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S6: WHM On-Screen: Game of Thrones Season 6
29 juni 2016 |
50 min
On this edition of WHM On-Screen the guys take a look back at the explosive sixth season of HBO's Game of Thrones! It should go without saying that this episode contains a massive, massive, massive amount of spoilers and that you should not listen until you're fully caught up with season six in its entirety. And hey, put your tweets down, Eric, Steve, and Andrew don't sit around ripping on the show in this episode--they're all fans (to varying degrees)!
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S6 Ep256: Episode 256 - Another 48 Hrs.
28 juni 2016 |
86 min
On this week's show, the #SBE2016 rolls into Unnecessary Sequel Country as the gang discusses the totally unwanted, Another 48 Hrs.! How do they not set up the 48 hours time table in the final cut? Why are they not both private detectives in this one? And drink every time "Nick Nolte" says goddammit! PLUS: M. Emmet Walsh somehow goes shopping at a FYE. Another 48 Hrs. stars Nick Nolte, Eddie Murphy, Brion James, Kevin Tighe, Ed O'Ross, and Tisha Campbell; directed by Walter Hill.
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S6: Animation Damnation #29 - Street Fighter
23 juni 2016 |
33 min
On this episode of Animation Damnation the gang chats about a horrible cartoon failure--the Street Fighter series! The episode in question, "Getting to Guile," originally aired November 4th, 1995. What was with that USA Network cartoon block? Why is E. Honda a hacker here? And why is the animation on the fight scenes so terrible? PLUS: Brainwashed into being best friends with M. Bison?
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S6 Ep255: Episode 255 - Street Fighter
21 juni 2016 |
102 min
On this week's episode, the #SBE2016 enters Video Game Adaptation Country as the gang welcomes the titular Vinny Brusco of The Vinny Brusco Show to join in the rant against 1994's Street Fighter! What's with the severe lack of street fighting in the film? Why are Chun-Li, Balrog and E. Honda all working for a global news network? And what in the hell are they doing with Blanca's A Clockwork Orange set-up? PLUS: A certain someone could be in David Fincher movies, Marc! Street Fighter stars Jean-Claude Van Damme, Raul Julia, Ming-Na Wen, Damian Chapa, Kylie Minogue, Simon Callow, Byron Mann, Roshan Seth, Andrew Bryniarski, Grand L. Bush, Miguel A. Nuñez Jr., Wes Studi, and Peter Tuiasosopo; directed by Steven E. de Souza.
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S6 Ep254: Episode 254 - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead
14 juni 2016 |
102 min
On this week's episode, the #SBE2016 rolls on with the 1991 cult classic, Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead! As the guys chat about this "We Love Movies" selection, questions come up including: What was with that deleted story arc where one of the kids killed the babysitter? Is that teenage kid really flying the Confederate flag? And what is with that Mr. Egg fella? PLUS: What if Star Wars never took off and George Lucas was forced into menial office work? It might sound... a little something... like this. Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead stars Christina Applegate, Joanna Cassidy, Josh Charles, Keith Coogan, David Duchovny, Kimmy Robertson, Danielle Harris, and John Getz; directed by Stephen Herek.
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S6: WHM On-Screen: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows
10 juni 2016 |
39 min
The gang takes you into the weekend with an all-new WHM On-Screen talking about the latest example of cinematic turtle power, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows! What was the thinking behind that Krang voice casting? Take a look at that botch job they did with Casey Jones! And thank goodness Splinter finally took a bath! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows stars Megan Fox, Will Arnett, Laura Linney, Stephen Amell, Noel Fisher, Jeremy Howard, Pete Ploszek, Alan Ritchson, Tyler Perry, Brian Tee, Sheamus, Gary Anthony Williams, Tony Shaloub, and Brad Garrett; directed by Dave Green. If you want to hear more of the gang talking turtle, be sure to catch WHM Live! at the Little Theatre in Rochester, NY on Saturday, July 16th as they chat about all things TMNT, but specifically, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III! Click here for show info and tickets!
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S6 Ep253: Episode 253 - Speed 2: Cruise Control
7 juni 2016 |
87 min
On this week's episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza hits the high seas for the boring, totally unnecessary sequel, Speed 2: Cruise Control! Why bother going ahead with this movie once Keanu dropped out? But if you are going ahead with it, why not make Sandy the hero? And how about writing a villain with a little more motivation than medical bills? PLUS: Willem Dafoe's weird, weird leeches! Speed 2: Cruise Control stars Sandra Bullock, Jason Patric, Willem Dafoe, and Temuera Morrison; directed by Jan de Bont.
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S6: WHM On-Screen: X-Men: Apocalypse
3 juni 2016 |
37 min
On this episode of WHM On-Screen, Andrew and Steve give their thoughts on the latest entry into the X-Men saga, X-Men: Apocalypse! Did we really need Magneto to be taking up space in this movie? That Quicksilver sequence was pretty fantastic, though. And how much did Jennifer Lawrence not want to be in the Mystique makeup?! PLUS: Andrew fantasizes about Apocalypse being one giant, delicious, grape Tootsie Roll. X-Men: Apocalypse stars James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, Jennifer Lawrence, Nicholas Hoult, Oscar Isaac, Rose Byrne, Evan Peters, Sophie Turner, Tye Sheridan, Lucas Till, Kodi Smit-McPhee, Ben Hardy, Alexandra Shipp, and Olivia Munn; directed by Bryan Singer.
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S6: Animation Damnation #28 - X-Men
2 juni 2016 |
30 min
On this episode of Animation Damnation the guys break down what is, without question, the absolute worst episode of the X-Men animated series, "Jubilee's Fairy Tale Theater." Originally airing November 16th, 1996, the episode showcases Jubilee's secret mutant power: telling garbage stories. After getting a group of school children trapped in a cave-in, Jubilee distracts them from their impending deaths by spinning a fantasy yarn where she's a magical elf, Wolverine is a troll, Gambit is a Robin Hood-esque creep, and Magneto leads an army of walking, talking suits of armor. All this because stupid Xavier had to go meet with the President!
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S6 Ep252: Episode 252 - X-Men: The Last Stand
31 maj 2016 |
108 min
On the kick-off of the 2016 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza, the gang welcomes back friend of the show, Private Cabin's Sean Weiner, to talk about the disastrous Brett Ratner mutant murder spree, X-Men: The Last Stand! What's with the off-screen Cyclops death? Why did they insist on keeping Magneto as the lead villain? And what's with all these deleted scenes and alternate story lines? Decide what story you're telling before you start shooting! PLUS: Be on the lookout for Wolverine's superfluous third nipple! X-Men: The Last Stand stars Hugh Jackman, Halle Berry, Ian McKellen, Patrick Stewart, Famke Janssen, Anna Paquin, Kelsey Grammer, James Marsden, Rebecca Romijn, Ellen Page, Shawn Ashmore, Ben Foster, and Vinnie Jones; directed by Brett Ratner.
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S6: WHM Mail Bag: DJ DEA Agents, Listening to WHM in Class, and Things Not to Do with Italian Dressing
27 maj 2016 |
45 min
On this round of WHM Mail Bag correspondence, the guys read letters about gross arcades getting raided by the DEA, creepy dates with dudes passing off dubious movie trivia as suave lines, and a certain obese action star being a total ass to kids! If you want your crazy stories read or WHM-related questions answered on the air, write in to the WHM Mail Bag: [email protected]!
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S6 Ep251: Episode 251 - Kindergarten Cop 2
24 maj 2016 |
93 min
On this week's episode, the gang once again shatters the Ten Year Rule to talk about the totally unnecessary sequel, Kindergarten Cop 2! What's with this weirdo janitor/technology teacher, Hal? Why wouldn't the F.B.I. just get a search warrant and check the school after hours for this flash drive? And what's with all the Twix product placement? PLUS: Prop comic, Gallagher, could audition for lots of different films. His range is endless if you really think about it. Kindergarten Cop 2 stars the great Dolph Lundgren, Darla Taylor, Aleks Paunovic, Sarah Strange, and Bill Bellamy; directed by Don Michael Paul.
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S6: WHM On-Screen: Captain America: Civil War
20 maj 2016 |
38 min
On this episode of WHM On-Screen the guys finally get around to sharing their thoughts about the latest entry into the MCU, Captain America: Civil War! Topics discussed include the fact that the film is just, "The Avengers without all that Thor magic," Black Panther is a bad-ass, awesome character, it was a good move letting Elizabeth Olsen tone down that accent, what it would sound like if Ray Liotta wound up playing Uncle Ben, and of course, whether or not Vision has some sort of genitalia! Captain America: Civil War stars Chris Evans, Robert Downey Jr., Scarlett Johansson, Sebastian Stan, Anthony Mackie, Don Cheadle, Jeremy Renner, Chadwick Boseman, Paul Bettany, Elizabeth Olsen, Paul Rudd, Emily VanCamp, Tom Holland, Daniel Brül, William Hurt, Marisa Tomei, and Frank Grillo; directed by Joe & Anthony Russo.
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S6 Ep250: Episode 250 - Highlander II: The Quickening
17 maj 2016 |
92 min
On this very special 250th episode of We Hate Movies, the gang celebrates by finally talking about the ridiculous sequel, Highlander II: The Quickening! What's with the entire retcon of all we learned in the first film? Did we really need all that alley sex? And how is Connery doing all that magic at the end? PLUS: Sean Connery versus James Doohan leads to a Connery-produced reality show that no one would ever watch. Highlander II: The Quickening stars Christopher Lambert, Sean Connery, Virginia Madsen, Michael Ironside, Allan Rich, and John C. McGinley; directed by Russell Mulachy. After 250 episodes, what's your favorite WHM moment? Write into the Mail Bag - [email protected] - and let us know!
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S6 Ep249: Episode 249 - American Dreamz
10 maj 2016 |
86 min
On this week's episode, the gang welcomes back comedian and long time friend of the show, Justin J. Case, as they try to wrap their heads around the complete and total satirical misfire that is, American Dreamz! Why try to lampoon so many institutions at once? Who ever truly cared about Hugh Grant? And are we really trying to create sympathy for George W. Bush? PLUS: The guys create a new band called "Corn" and hope that Jonathan Davis doesn't sue. American Dreamz stars Dennis Quaid, Hugh Grant, Mandy Moore, Willem Dafoe, Chris Klein, Jennifer Coolidge, Sam Golzari, Marcia Gay Harden, and Seth Meyers, for some reason; directed by Paul Weitz.
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S6 Ep248: Episode 248 - Waterworld (Live!)
3 maj 2016 |
64 min
Recorded December 12th,2015This week on the show, the gang is LIVE from the D.C. Improv tochat about the ridiculous blockbuster flub, Waterworld!Why did they make this "hero" so deplorable? How could someone notbe able to swim in a place called Waterworld? And whydidn't these pirates just trace the map off the little girl's back?PLUS: A dramatic reading from the Waterworldnovelization!Waterworld stars Kevin Costner, Jeanne Tripplehorn, TinaMajorino, Michael Jeter, and the late, great, Dennis Hopper;directed by Kevin (not Costner) Reynolds.
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S6: WHM Mail Bag: Peein' at the Arcade, Dirty Diapers in the Theater, and One Ticked Off BvS Superfan
29 april 2016 |
56 min
On this episode of WHM Mail Bag,
the guys welcome friend and special guest, Justin J. Case, to read
letters about a guy who was almost beaten by video game hustlers, a
person who wet themselves due to excessive Dr. Pepper intake and a
real love of Tekken 3, a (former?) listener who was upset
by our Batman v Superman Colon Dawn of Justice episode,
and much more!
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you want your crazy stories told or questions answered on the air?
Then write in to the Mail Bag: [email protected]!
the guys welcome friend and special guest, Justin J. Case, to read
letters about a guy who was almost beaten by video game hustlers, a
person who wet themselves due to excessive Dr. Pepper intake and a
real love of Tekken 3, a (former?) listener who was upset
by our Batman v Superman Colon Dawn of Justice episode,
and much more!
Do
you want your crazy stories told or questions answered on the air?
Then write in to the Mail Bag: [email protected]!
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S6 Ep247: Episode 247 - Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector
26 april 2016 |
79 min
On this week's episode, the gang scrapes
the bottom of the barrel with the 2006 fart-a-thon, Larry the
Cable Guy: Health Inspector! How many diarrhea scenes do we
need? What's with all the talk about having sex with mannequins?
And is Larry as a grownup worse than Larry as a man baby? PLUS:
Larry the Cable Guy--disrespectful Hooters customer.
Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector stars Dan
Whitney, David Koechner, Tony Hale, Tom Wilson, Megyn Price, Joanna
Cassidy, and Bruce Bruce; directed by Trent Cooper.
the bottom of the barrel with the 2006 fart-a-thon, Larry the
Cable Guy: Health Inspector! How many diarrhea scenes do we
need? What's with all the talk about having sex with mannequins?
And is Larry as a grownup worse than Larry as a man baby? PLUS:
Larry the Cable Guy--disrespectful Hooters customer.
Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector stars Dan
Whitney, David Koechner, Tony Hale, Tom Wilson, Megyn Price, Joanna
Cassidy, and Bruce Bruce; directed by Trent Cooper.
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S6: Animation Damnation #27 - Centurions
25 april 2016 |
31 min
On this episode of Animation Damnation the gang talks about the insane toy commercial cartoon, Centurions! The episode in question, "Day of the Animals," raises concerns such as why cybernetic animals in the first place? Did they actually invent wi-fi enabled mind control? And what's with Ace McCloud, professional scum bag? PLUS: Successful Stan Lee endlessly taunting a troubled Jack Kirby.
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S6 Ep246: Episode 246 - The Wizard
19 april 2016 |
104 min
On this week's episode, the gang gets around to a long-promised discussion on the ridiculous Nintendo-commercial film, The Wizard! How did anyone find Fred Savage characters appealing in the 80s? What's with all the video game street gambling? And just how cool is Lucas? PLUS: John Goodman vs. Beau Bridges: Dawn of Street Brawlin'!
The Wizard stars Fred Savage, Luke Edwards, Jenny Lewis, Christian Slater, Beau Bridges, Will Seltzer, and Sam McMurray; directed by Todd Holland.
The Wizard stars Fred Savage, Luke Edwards, Jenny Lewis, Christian Slater, Beau Bridges, Will Seltzer, and Sam McMurray; directed by Todd Holland.
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S6 Ep245: Episode 245 - My Best Friend's Wedding
12 april 2016 |
85 min
This week on the show, the guys tackle one of the creepiest rom-coms Hollywood ever created -- it's My Best Friend's Wedding! How in the world are we supposed to get behind a protagonist like Jules? Is Dermot Mulroney's character a secret murderer? And is that a Paul Giamatti sighting? PLUS: Several references to the classic film Donkey Punch!
My Best Friend's Wedding stars Julia Roberts, Dermot Mulroney, Cameron Diaz, Rupert Everett, Philip Bosco, M. Emmet Walsh, Rachel Griffiths, Christopher Masterson, and the great Paul Giamatti; directed by P.J. Hogan.
My Best Friend's Wedding stars Julia Roberts, Dermot Mulroney, Cameron Diaz, Rupert Everett, Philip Bosco, M. Emmet Walsh, Rachel Griffiths, Christopher Masterson, and the great Paul Giamatti; directed by P.J. Hogan.
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S6 Ep244: Episode 244 - Dungeons & Dragons
5 april 2016 |
81 min
On this week's episode, the gang finally wraps up the 2016 Listener Request Month with the sad sack, totally unwanted, fantasy nightmare, Dungeons & Dragons! How much could that castle have cost that Jeremy Irons absolutely needed to do this movie? Is Marlon Wayans' character a time traveler from 1998? And what's with all the ear sucking? PLUS: Can you play D&D as William Petersen's character from Manhunter?
Dungeons & Dragons stars Jeremy Irons, Bruce Payne, Justin Whalin, Marlon Wayans, Thora Birch, and Richard O'Brien; directed by Courtney Solomon.
Dungeons & Dragons stars Jeremy Irons, Bruce Payne, Justin Whalin, Marlon Wayans, Thora Birch, and Richard O'Brien; directed by Courtney Solomon.
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S6: Animation Damnation #26 - The Raccoons
31 mars 2016 |
31 min
On this episode of Animation Damnation the gang tackles the pilot episode of the oddly crass, Canadian cartoon, The Raccoons! The episode in question, "Surprise Attack!", originally aired sometime in the great year 1985. Why do we have to see more female animals drawn with human breasts? What's with all the World War II imagery? And where was that sweet raccoon condo we were promised?! PLUS: Steve is attacked by a live raccoon! Well, he was--11 years ago.
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S6 Ep243: Episode 243 - Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
29 mars 2016 |
125 min
This is a WHM Emergency Broadcast!
The 10 Year Rule is torn asunder this week as the guys cut into the schedule to record a lengthy rant on Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice! Why is Batman shooting so many people in the face? How did Superman botch that Congress job? And whoever thought urine would be such a major plot point in a superhero movie? PLUS: Nick Nolte as Grandpa Sajdak in A Steve Sajdak Thanksgiving. Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice stars Ben Affleck, Henry Cavill, Gal Godot, Amy Adams, Jesse Eisenberg, Diane Lane, Laurence Fishburne, Jeremy Irons, Holly Hunter, and Scoot McNairy; directed by Zack Snyder.
The 10 Year Rule is torn asunder this week as the guys cut into the schedule to record a lengthy rant on Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice! Why is Batman shooting so many people in the face? How did Superman botch that Congress job? And whoever thought urine would be such a major plot point in a superhero movie? PLUS: Nick Nolte as Grandpa Sajdak in A Steve Sajdak Thanksgiving. Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice stars Ben Affleck, Henry Cavill, Gal Godot, Amy Adams, Jesse Eisenberg, Diane Lane, Laurence Fishburne, Jeremy Irons, Holly Hunter, and Scoot McNairy; directed by Zack Snyder.
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S6 Ep242: Episode 242 - Antitrust
22 mars 2016 |
92 min
On this episode, the gang continues the--randomly selected--Listener Request Month with a chat about the 2001 cyber thriller, Antitrust! Did this movie feel about five years too late to any one else? Could the Pepsi/Pringles product placement get any more obvious? And why does Tim Robbins have his dirty work done by teenagers? PLUS: Are real life billionaires mass murderers?
Antitrust stars Ryan Phillippe, Rachael Leigh Cook, Claire Forlani, Richard Roundtree, Yee Jee Tso, Tyler Labine, and Tim Robbins; directed by Peter Howitt.
Antitrust stars Ryan Phillippe, Rachael Leigh Cook, Claire Forlani, Richard Roundtree, Yee Jee Tso, Tyler Labine, and Tim Robbins; directed by Peter Howitt.
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S6: WHM Mail Bag: Horrible Hook-up Movies, Bee Movie Podcasts & How to Ruin The Godfather
17 mars 2016 |
36 min
On this episode of the Mail Bag, the guys read some letters from folks trying to hook up to inappropriate movies, people going into Old Boy blind, movie theater masturbators, and one letter about a big jerk ruining a screening of the restoration of The Godfather--one of cinema's biggest crimes. PLUS: The guys make up a fake podcast where creeps talk about nothing but Bee Movie! If you want your weird stories told or questions answered on the air, write in to the WHM Mail [email protected]!
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S6 Ep241: Episode 241 - Nightmare Beach
15 mars 2016 |
92 min
On this episode, the gang continues Listener Request Month with the too-little-too-late 80s slasher, Nightmare Beach! Why would director Umberto Lenzi try to deny he directed this classic gem? Was this actor the absolute best thespian to audition for "Skip"? And why did they pick such a lame motorcycle for the killer to ride? PLUS: John Saxon and Joe Don Baker get catty about not going to the Academy Awards.
Nightmare Beach stars Nicolas De Toth, Sarah Buxton, Rawley Valverde, Lance LeGault, Michael Parks, and the legendary John Saxon; directed by Umberto Lenzi (as Harry Kirkpatrick).
Nightmare Beach stars Nicolas De Toth, Sarah Buxton, Rawley Valverde, Lance LeGault, Michael Parks, and the legendary John Saxon; directed by Umberto Lenzi (as Harry Kirkpatrick).
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S6 Ep240: Episode 240 - A Letter from Death Row
8 mars 2016 |
82 min
On this episode, the gang goes to the Big House to rip into the head-scratching-ly bad, Bret Michaels passion project, A Letter from Death Row! Who on this earth thought this deserved to be made? What's with all those stupid chapters? And do these filmmakers really not know what a book looks like? PLUS: Let's hang out with Bruce Glover in the Dad Room!
A Letter from Death Row stars Bret Michaels, Martin Sheen, Charlie Sheen, Kristi Gibson, Phil Valentine, and Swan Burrus; directed by Bret Michaels & Marvin Baker.
A Letter from Death Row stars Bret Michaels, Martin Sheen, Charlie Sheen, Kristi Gibson, Phil Valentine, and Swan Burrus; directed by Bret Michaels & Marvin Baker.
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S6 Ep239: Episode 239 - The Shadow
1 mars 2016 |
94 min
This week on the show, the gang kicks off another Listener Request Month by tackling the ridiculous snooze-fest, The Shadow! What kind of a name is Lamont Cranston? Is The Shadow participating in sex tourism? And how did Alec Baldwin get around shaving that chest? PLUS: The Shadow tries to murder Samuel "Screech" Powers!
The Shadow stars Alec Baldwin, John Lone, Penelope Ann Miller, Peter Boyle, Ian McKellen, Tim Curry, Jonathan Winters, and James Hong; directed by Russell Mulcahy.
The Shadow stars Alec Baldwin, John Lone, Penelope Ann Miller, Peter Boyle, Ian McKellen, Tim Curry, Jonathan Winters, and James Hong; directed by Russell Mulcahy.
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S6: Animation Damnation #25 - Road Rovers
29 februari 2016 |
37 min
On this episode of Animation Damnation, Steve & Andrew chat about a ridiculous Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles rip-off, Road Rovers! So were they dogs first or people first? Why would world leaders donate their pets for this experiment? And why introduce werewolves in just the third episode? PLUS: Bill Clinton tries to solve Kosovo with super dogs!
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S6: WHM On-Screen: The 88th Academy Awards
26 februari 2016 |
37 min
On this very special WHM On-Screen, we make contact with the alternate dimension to track down Chris Cabin, bringing the gang back together to chat about the Oscars! Why did everyone love Brooklyn so much? Does anyone actually care about The Danish Girl? And let's just give one to Leo and get it over with! PLUS: How many Oscar votes does Rudy Giuliani get? ALSO: Everyone see Chi-Raq and Creed!
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S6: WHM On-Screen: Deadpool
24 februari 2016 |
34 min
On this episode of WHM On-Screen, Andrew and Steve sit down to chat about the mega-success that is Deadpool. Throughout the talk, the two give their complaints & grievances with the film, and also mention what they really liked about it. Not shockingly, Steve is knowledgeable and informed about the character and where he comes from, while Andrew is ignorant and doing his best to keep up. PLUS: Lots and lots and lots of X-Men talk. So much so that they watched an X-Men movie right after recording.
Deadpool stars Ryan Reynolds, Ed Skrein, Brianna Hildebrand, T.J. Miller, Morena Baccarin, Gina Carano, Leslie Uggams, and Stefan Kapicic as the voice of the poorly used Colossus; directed by Tim Miller.
Deadpool stars Ryan Reynolds, Ed Skrein, Brianna Hildebrand, T.J. Miller, Morena Baccarin, Gina Carano, Leslie Uggams, and Stefan Kapicic as the voice of the poorly used Colossus; directed by Tim Miller.
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S6 Ep238: Episode 238 - Olympus Has Fallen (Live in D.C.)
23 februari 2016 |
58 min
Record live at the D.C. Improv in Washington, D.C. - December 12th, 2015
On this week's episode, the guys are ragging on the ridiculous terrorism thriller, Olympus Has Fallen! Was anyone fooled by Dylan McDermott's traitor character? Will Morgan Freeman ever get that presidential sandwich? And can everyone just stop saying the name Mike? PLUS: American Mike is the most American Secret Service agent ever hired. Ever. Promise. Olympus Has Fallen stars Gerard Butler, Morgan Freeman, Aaron Eckhart, Rick Yune, Melissa Leo, Radha Mitchell, Angela Bassett, and Ashley Judd for about six minutes; directed by Antoine Fuqua.
On this week's episode, the guys are ragging on the ridiculous terrorism thriller, Olympus Has Fallen! Was anyone fooled by Dylan McDermott's traitor character? Will Morgan Freeman ever get that presidential sandwich? And can everyone just stop saying the name Mike? PLUS: American Mike is the most American Secret Service agent ever hired. Ever. Promise. Olympus Has Fallen stars Gerard Butler, Morgan Freeman, Aaron Eckhart, Rick Yune, Melissa Leo, Radha Mitchell, Angela Bassett, and Ashley Judd for about six minutes; directed by Antoine Fuqua.
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S6: WHM Mail Bag: Sweet Valentine Tales, Larry the Cable Guy Fandom, and Failed Summer Camp Hook-ups
18 februari 2016 |
46 min
On this month's Mail Bag, the guys read stories about romantically sweet Harry Potter dates, aggressive judgements about Larry the Cable Guy fans, and one disastrous screening of an Oscar-winning film that also botched a potential orgy. PLUS: Steve's regret over developing another classic WHM line.
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S6 Ep237: Episode 237 - The Watcher
16 februari 2016 |
76 min
This week on the show, the guys try to make heads or tails of the 2000 serial killer flop, The Watcher! What's with Keanu's dancing at the beginning? Is Spader believable as this broken F.B.I. agent? And why don't they just kiss already? PLUS: Keanu's house guest, Bryan, tricks him into all sorts of roles he doesn't want.
The Watcher stars James Spader, Keanu Reeves, Marisa Tomei, Chris Ellis, and Ernie Hudson (barely!); directed by Joe Charbanic.
The Watcher stars James Spader, Keanu Reeves, Marisa Tomei, Chris Ellis, and Ernie Hudson (barely!); directed by Joe Charbanic.
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S6 Ep236: Episode 236 - Daredevil
9 februari 2016 |
90 min
On this week's episode, the gang takes on the Valentine's 2003 superhero movie, Daredevil! Could Affleck be any stiffer as the titular Devil from Hell's Kitchen? What's with all the Nü Metal on this soundtrack? And could they make a great character like Elektra any more lame? PLUS: Joey Pants wants to remind you that he's from Hoboken.
Daredevil stars Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner, Colin Farrell, Jon Favreau, Joe Pantoliano, Leland Orser, Erick Avari, and the late, forever great, Michael Clarke Duncan; directed by Mark Steven Johnson.
Daredevil stars Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner, Colin Farrell, Jon Favreau, Joe Pantoliano, Leland Orser, Erick Avari, and the late, forever great, Michael Clarke Duncan; directed by Mark Steven Johnson.
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S6 Ep235: Episode 235 - American Shaolin: King of the Kickboxers II (or No Retreat, No Surrender 5)
2 februari 2016 |
92 min
On this week's episode, the gang gets back to their roots by railing on a good, old fashioned, "White Guy Karate" movie: it's American Shaolin: King of the Kickboxers II! Is this the most obnoxious, American pig in all of white guy martial arts? How do we only see the villain for four minutes? And what's with that knock-off NFL merchandise? PLUS: George H. W. Bush and the plot line that made him give up on Melrose Place.
American Shaolin: King of the Kickboxers II stars Reese Madigan, Trent Bushey, Daniel Dae Kim, and Kim Chan; directed by Lucas Lowe.
American Shaolin: King of the Kickboxers II stars Reese Madigan, Trent Bushey, Daniel Dae Kim, and Kim Chan; directed by Lucas Lowe.
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S6: Animation Damnation #24 - Be Cool, Scooby-Doo!
29 januari 2016 |
26 min
On this episode of Animation Damnation, the gang chats about the latest cartoon incarnation of the Scooby Gang, Be Cool, Scooby-Doo! What's with Welker hogging all the roles? Why sex-up Velma? And is this actually good? PLUS: Fred introduces the gang to his angry, Korean War veteran of a father.
The episode in question, "Mystery 101", originally aired October 5th, 2015. Be Cool, Scooby-Doo! stars Grey Griffin, Matthew Lillard, Kate Micucci, and the voice-ove lord almighty, Frank Welker!
The episode in question, "Mystery 101", originally aired October 5th, 2015. Be Cool, Scooby-Doo! stars Grey Griffin, Matthew Lillard, Kate Micucci, and the voice-ove lord almighty, Frank Welker!
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S6 Ep234: Episode 234 - The Last Witch Hunter
26 januari 2016 |
83 min
On the final episode of the Worst of 2015, the gang gets real tough and real magical as they sit through the magically tough fantasy action thrill ride--question mark?--The Last Witch Hunter! What's with Vin Diesel saying "magic" every six seconds? Does Michael Caine stand in any of his scenes? And why couldn't they hire an actual human being to play the Witch Queen? PLUS: Your favorite Ghostbusters lines, but with the word "bee".
The Last Witch Hunter stars Vin Diesel, Rose Leslie, Michael Caine, Elijah Wood, and Ólafur Darri Ólafsson; directed by Breck Eisner.
The Last Witch Hunter stars Vin Diesel, Rose Leslie, Michael Caine, Elijah Wood, and Ólafur Darri Ólafsson; directed by Breck Eisner.
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S6: WHM Mail Bag: Unruly Audiences, Projection Mishaps, and Straight Up Messing Yourself
21 januari 2016 |
60 min
On this month's Mail Bag, the gang reads letters from folks who want to become professional wrestlers, had their Hateful Eight audience lose its cool, frequented a multiplex with wretched projection, and even, oh boy, shit their pants at the movies! If you want your questions answered on the air, or have some strange tales you want to tell--or just need to work through some trauma from your past--write in to the mail bag: [email protected]!
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S6 Ep233: Episode 233 - Pixels
19 januari 2016 |
99 min
On this week's episode, the Worst of 2015 month continues as the gang levels down to watch one of two Adam Sandler movies to come out last year, the totally inept Pixels! Why did we need the first fifteen minutes of this movie to explain what arcades and video games are? Why does this screenplay think playing video games is comparable to firing massive weaponry and driving race cars IRL? And why would you let a creepy cable guy type fella sit with you in your bedroom closet? PLUS: Reelect President Hot Dog in 2020!
Pixels stars a tired Adam Sandler, Michelle Monaghan, Peter Dinklage, Josh Gad, Brian Cox, Sean Bean, Jane Krakowski, Dan Aykroyd, and Kevin James as the President of the United States--somehow; directed by Chris Columbus.
Pixels stars a tired Adam Sandler, Michelle Monaghan, Peter Dinklage, Josh Gad, Brian Cox, Sean Bean, Jane Krakowski, Dan Aykroyd, and Kevin James as the President of the United States--somehow; directed by Chris Columbus.
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S6 Ep232: Russell Madness
12 januari 2016 |
101 min
On this week's episode, the gang continues their Worst of 2015 month with an off-brand family film, the wrestling dog epic, Russell Madness! How many dogs-doing-things movies will this same company make? Why doesn't this arena rent out to other events besides wrestling? And can this talking monkey live forever? PLUS: Creepy Frasier cosplay! Wait, what?
Russell Madness stars John Ratzenberger, Mason Vale Cotton, Fred Willard, Mckenna Grace, Will Sasso, and Mac from Night Court himself, Charles Robinson; directed by Robert Vince.
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Russell Madness stars John Ratzenberger, Mason Vale Cotton, Fred Willard, Mckenna Grace, Will Sasso, and Mac from Night Court himself, Charles Robinson; directed by Robert Vince.
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S6 Ep231: Entourage
5 januari 2016 |
98 min
On the first episode of 2016, the gang kicks off a month-long look at some of the worst films of 2015, and what better way to start than with one of the most unnecessary films to ever exist, Entourage! Why did they not bother to put any kind of conflict in the film at all? When did E become such a scumbag? And watch your rug around that helicopter, Ari! PLUS: Mark Wahlberg & the Herculoids' dear friend, Goober, struggles with the big C.
Entourage stars Adrian Grenier, Kevin Connolly, Kevin Dillon, Jerry Ferrara, Jeremy Piven, Emmanuelle Chriqui, and a slew of endless celebrity cameos; directed by Doug Ellin.
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Entourage stars Adrian Grenier, Kevin Connolly, Kevin Dillon, Jerry Ferrara, Jeremy Piven, Emmanuelle Chriqui, and a slew of endless celebrity cameos; directed by Doug Ellin.
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S6: Animation Damnation #23 - Rudolph's Shiny New Year
31 december 2015 |
31 min
On this episode of Animation Damnation, the guys chat about the ridiculous Rankin & Bass holiday special, Rudolph's Shiny New Year, which originally aired December 10th, 1976. Is this anything more than a cheap cash grab off the success of the first Rudolph film? What happened to that camel with a clock in its back? And could they not think of a better lesson than "suck it up and deal"? PLUS: A sneak preview of some 2016 Animation Damnation plans!
Rudolph's Shiny New Year stars Red Skelton, Frank Gorshin, Billie Mae Richards, and Morey Amsterdam; directed by Jules Bass and Arthur Rankin Jr.
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Rudolph's Shiny New Year stars Red Skelton, Frank Gorshin, Billie Mae Richards, and Morey Amsterdam; directed by Jules Bass and Arthur Rankin Jr.
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S6: WHM Mail Bag: Theater Tag Alongs, Embarrassing Movie Moments & Crucified Muppets
28 december 2015 |
40 min
On this month's WHM Mail Bag episode, the guys read stories about obnoxious movie theater tag alongs, horrendously embarrasing movie moments (and the friendships that are tested during them), and one extreme example of eating healthy. PLUS: Was there a Muppet in The Passion of the Christ?
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S6: WHM On-Screen: Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens
23 december 2015 |
50 min
On this episode of WHM On-Screen: Long story short - we liked it a lot.
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S6 Ep230: Santa Claus: The Movie
22 december 2015 |
83 min
On the Christmas episode of We Hate Movies, the guys check out the ridiculous holiday classic(?), Santa Claus: The Movie! What's with the opening of the film featuring Santa and Mrs. Claus freezing to death? Where did these elves come up with this Santa idea in the first place? And why in the world are we waiting OVER AND HOUR to bring John Lithgow into the film? PLUS: Jesse "The Body" Ventura weighs in on the movie... and a lot more.
Santa Claus: The Movie stars Dudley Moore, John Lithgow, David Huddleston, and Burgess Meredith; directed by Jeannot Szwarc.
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Santa Claus: The Movie stars Dudley Moore, John Lithgow, David Huddleston, and Burgess Meredith; directed by Jeannot Szwarc.
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S6 Ep229: Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones
15 december 2015 |
89 min
On this week's episode, Star Wars Week continues here at We Hate Movies as the guys talk about the much-longer-than-Star Wars Star Wars film, Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones! Marvel at the horrendous dialogue! Be confused by the convoluted plot! And stick around for the outdated special effects! PLUS: Turns out Cliegg Lars is the biggest slime ball in the galaxy.
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones stars Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman, Hayden Christensen, Christopher Lee, Samuel L. Jackson, Frank Oz, and Ian McDiarmid; directed by George Lucas.
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Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones stars Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman, Hayden Christensen, Christopher Lee, Samuel L. Jackson, Frank Oz, and Ian McDiarmid; directed by George Lucas.
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S6: WHM On-Screen: The Star Wars Holiday Special
14 december 2015 |
57 min
On this special WHM On-Screen rerun to kick off Star Wars Week here at WHM, the gang revisits the time they traveled to a galaxy far, far away around the holidays and found The Star Wars Holiday Special! Remember this beloved holiday conversation as Andrew, Chris and Eric chat about the potential of a Vince McMahon-run wookie football league, Chewbacca's humble domestic goals, and the possibility of using this wretched special as a sonic weapon at Gitmo!
The Star Wars Holiday Special stars Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Anthony Daniels, Peter Mayhew, Kenny Baker, Bea Arthur, and Art Carney; directed by Steve Binder.
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The Star Wars Holiday Special stars Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Anthony Daniels, Peter Mayhew, Kenny Baker, Bea Arthur, and Art Carney; directed by Steve Binder.
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S6 Ep228: Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey
8 december 2015 |
79 min
On We Hate Movies' 5th anniversary show, the gang sits down to chat about the unnecessary - but not terrible! - sequel, Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey! Witness the rare George Carlin action sequence! Marvel at the horribly dated slurs! Bow before the annoying and cheesy Grim Reaper! PLUS: Eric vs. Frank Welker comes to a head!
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey stars Keanu Reeves, Alex Winter, George Carlin, William Sadler, Joss Ackland, and Pam Grier; directed by Peter Hewitt.
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Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey stars Keanu Reeves, Alex Winter, George Carlin, William Sadler, Joss Ackland, and Pam Grier; directed by Peter Hewitt.
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S6 Ep227: Care Bears Movie II: A New Generation
1 december 2015 |
76 min
On this week's episode, the gang heads to Dark Heart's summer camp in the totally batshit insane, Care Bears Movie II: A New Generation! What's with the whole retconning of the Care Bear universe? What's the big deal about becoming 'Camp Champ'? And who in the world thought the idea of a demon stuffing the souls of beloved creatures into rubies was appropriate for three year-olds? PLUS: WARNING - We know some of you listen to this with your kids. Despite the film selection, make no mistake - this episode hits about an 11 on the Sleaze-o-Meter!
Cares Bears Movie II: A New Generation stars Hadley Kay, Chris Wiggins, Cree Summer, Alyson Court, and Michael Fantini; directed by Dale Schott.
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Cares Bears Movie II: A New Generation stars Hadley Kay, Chris Wiggins, Cree Summer, Alyson Court, and Michael Fantini; directed by Dale Schott.
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S6 Ep226: Weekend at Bernie's II
24 november 2015 |
90 min
On this week's episode, the gang goes back to the beach to spend another couple days with Rich, Larry, and old Bern in Weekend at Bernie's II! How did they not have a more... accurate production design with that porno theater? What happened with Gwen? And how is this zombie not talking? PLUS: Sweet Jeff Dahmer calls a couple customer service lines.
Weekend at Bernie's II stars Andrew McCarthy, Jonathan Silverman, Terry Kiser, Troy Byer, Barry Bostwick, Tom Wright, Steve James, and Novella Nelson as "The Mobu"; directed by Robert Klane.
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Weekend at Bernie's II stars Andrew McCarthy, Jonathan Silverman, Terry Kiser, Troy Byer, Barry Bostwick, Tom Wright, Steve James, and Novella Nelson as "The Mobu"; directed by Robert Klane.
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S6: WHM Mail Bag: Puke, Podcast Bonding, and Porno Tape Mix-ups
19 november 2015 |
27 min
On this month's WHM Mail Bag, the gang reads some fan letters sparking a chat about accidentally returning porno to the video store, Freddy vs. Jason sex play, throwing up at the movies, as well as a letter from one happy couple who found love with the help of WHM.
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S6: WHM On-Screen: Spectre
18 november 2015 |
23 min
On this episode of WHM On-Screen, the gang sits down to have a quick chat about Spectre. A slight case of "Different Opinions on We Hate Movies" turns up as the guys debate things like the merits of all the franchise references, that Sam Smith song, Bond's Scooby team, Daniel Craig's potential return, and, of course, their personal rankings of all the Craig films. PLUS: Was that art director into tentacle porn or what?
Spectre stars Daniel Craig, Christoph Waltz, Léa Seydoux, Ralph Fiennes, Monica Bellucci, Ben Whishaw, Naomie Harris, Dave Bautista, Andrew Scott, Rory Kinnear, Jesper Christensen, and Dame Judi Dench as Jamie Kennedy; directed by Sam Mendes.
Spectre stars Daniel Craig, Christoph Waltz, Léa Seydoux, Ralph Fiennes, Monica Bellucci, Ben Whishaw, Naomie Harris, Dave Bautista, Andrew Scott, Rory Kinnear, Jesper Christensen, and Dame Judi Dench as Jamie Kennedy; directed by Sam Mendes.
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S6 Ep225: Weekend at Bernie's
17 november 2015 |
85 min
On this week's episode, the gang kicks off a two week Bernie-a-thon with the coked-out, bad decision-filled nonsense-fest, Weekend at Bernie's! How do you create such lackluster mafia characters? How does no one see how creepy Silverman's character is? And how is Bernie's corpse not torn to shreds by the end of all this? PLUS: Vince McMahon and Stone Cold Steve Austin pen the script for a Bernie's remake. Bah gawd!
Weekend at Bernie's stars Jonathan Silverman, Andrew McCarthy, Terry Kiser, Catherine Mary Stewart, and Don Calfa; directed by Ted Kotcheff.
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Weekend at Bernie's stars Jonathan Silverman, Andrew McCarthy, Terry Kiser, Catherine Mary Stewart, and Don Calfa; directed by Ted Kotcheff.
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S6: Animation Damnation #22 - James Bond Jr.
12 november 2015 |
36 min
On this episode of Animation Damnation, the guys tackle the totally wrongheaded James Bond Jr.! The episode in question, "Garden of Evil", which aired December 4th, 1991, raises such burning questions as why is James Bond Jr. the nephew of James Bond? How was it okay to make Dr. No this racist looking in the 90s? And how come every stupid kid on this show has to be related to an actual Bond franchise character?
PLUS: Your fair share of Jim Webb jokes! Some might say it's even more than your fair share!
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S6 Ep224: Supergirl
10 november 2015 |
100 min
On this episode, the gang heads back to the comic world to chat about the disasterous, embarrassing, lazy, multi-cut, train wreck, Supergirl! Why does Faye Dunaway need to be a witch in this movie? What's with the instant love spell excluding dudes? And is Zaltar the biggest pervert in the galaxy? PLUS: How about a squirt?
Supergirl stars Helen Slater, Faye Dunaway, Peter O'Toole, Hart Bochner, Maureen Teefy, Mia Farrow, Marc McClure, Brenda Vaccaro, and Peter Cook; directed by Jeannot Szwarc.
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Supergirl stars Helen Slater, Faye Dunaway, Peter O'Toole, Hart Bochner, Maureen Teefy, Mia Farrow, Marc McClure, Brenda Vaccaro, and Peter Cook; directed by Jeannot Szwarc.
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S6 Ep223: Never Say Never Again
3 november 2015 |
98 min
On this week's episode, the gang gets all dolled up in their best tuxedos and terrible hair pieces to chat about the 1983 (unofficial) Bond film, Never Say Never Again! Could they not pony up the extra dough for the traditional shoot at the camera opening? Why bother trying to make Bond clean and sober? And did Blofeld really invent YouTube? PLUS: James Bond just loves cold Burger King.
Never Say Never Again stars Sean Connery, Klaus Maria Brandauer, Max von Sydow, Barbara Carrera, Rowan Atkinson, Bernie Casey, and Kim Basinger; directed by Irvin Kershner.
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Never Say Never Again stars Sean Connery, Klaus Maria Brandauer, Max von Sydow, Barbara Carrera, Rowan Atkinson, Bernie Casey, and Kim Basinger; directed by Irvin Kershner.
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S6: On-Screen: The Friday the 13th Franchise
30 oktober 2015 |
47 min
On this spooktacular edition of On-Screen, the gang ranks the entire Friday the 13th franchise from best to worst! Going off of Chris Cabin's column on Collider, Andrew, Steve, and Eric go through their favorite entries and most hated sequels one by one! When trying to sum up some of these films, Steve puts it best with, "It's like, oh, would you rather eat dog shit or cow shit?" Find out which shit sequels we find most delicious! And be sure to check back with Collider.com for more Chris Cabin dispatches! Happy Halloween, gang! Stay safe out there!
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S6: Animation Damnation #21 - Beetlejuice
29 oktober 2015 |
28 min
On this episode of Animation Damnation, the gang keeps things spooktacular as they rip into the terribly ill-conceived cartoon adaptation, Beetlejuice! The episode in question is entitled, "Laugh of the Party", which originally aired October 7th, 1989. Why is Beetlejuice flying everywhere? What's with setting up this preteen girl with a monster? And will this be the only time Jeffrey Jones is turned into a cartoon? PLUS: The guys weigh in on the probability of Beetlejuice 2 being terrible. Short answer? Just see Michael Keaton in Spotlight.
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S6 Ep222: Thinner
27 oktober 2015 |
86 min
On this episode, the 2015 Halloween Spooktacular wraps up as the gang takes a bite out of the lame Stephen King (or should we say Richard Bachman?) adaptation, Thinner! Why wasn't Stephen King's character cursed as well? We get the motivation for the Thinner curse, but what inspired Lizard? And why did we need that dream sequence? PLUS: The gang gets ripped at a New Jersey Medieval Times.
Thinner stars Robert John Burke, Joe Mantegna, Kari Wuhrer, and Lucinda Jenney; directed by Tom Holland.
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Thinner stars Robert John Burke, Joe Mantegna, Kari Wuhrer, and Lucinda Jenney; directed by Tom Holland.
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S6: WHM Mail Bag: Weird NYC Tales, Library Creeps, and Terrifying Advertising
26 oktober 2015 |
38 min
On this edition of WHM Mail Bag, the gang makes contact with long lost co-host, Chris Cabin, to talk about strange New York City stories, pervs hanging around libraries, and different movie advertisements that freaked us out. PLUS: Eric vs. Al Roker in a Loser Leaves Town Match!
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S6 Ep221: Freddy vs. Jason
20 oktober 2015 |
94 min
This week on the 2015 WHM Spooktacular, it's Franchise Time as the gang heads to Crystal Lake by way of Springwood to challenge the long awaited 2003 monster team-up, Freddy vs. Jason! Why do they insist on reminding us about Freddy and Jason's backstories? How do they not capitalize on any previously existing supporting characters in either franchise? And how do you have the audacity to recast Kane Hodder? PLUS: That sure is a whole lot of homophobia and racism, screenplay!
Freddy vs. Jason stars Robert Englund, Ken Kirzinger, Monica Keena, Jason Ritter, Kelly Rowland, Katharine Isabelle and Lochlyn Munro; directed by Ronny Yu.
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Freddy vs. Jason stars Robert Englund, Ken Kirzinger, Monica Keena, Jason Ritter, Kelly Rowland, Katharine Isabelle and Lochlyn Munro; directed by Ronny Yu.
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S6 Ep220: Killer Workout
13 oktober 2015 |
73 min
On this week's episode, our Halloween Spooktacular turn steps, hop turns and high kicks into week two with the totally sleazy Killer Workout! Are there secret deleted porn scenes from this film? How did Rhonda's Workout not get shut down by the police? And why was there never a Chuck Dawson prequel film franchise? PLUS: It's a sheets-up kind of aerobics studio!
Killer Workout stars Marcia Karr, David James Campbell, Fritz Matthews, Teresa Van der Woude and Ted Prior; directed by David A. Prior.
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Killer Workout stars Marcia Karr, David James Campbell, Fritz Matthews, Teresa Van der Woude and Ted Prior; directed by David A. Prior.
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S6 Ep219: Brainscan
6 oktober 2015 |
92 min
On this week's episode, the 2015 Halloween Spooktacular kicks off in rare form as the WHM gang tackles Brainscan! Did they really think Trickster was going to be the next Freddy or Pinhead? Why do the rules of this game change every time Furlong plays? And had he lived, would Kyle have been Michael's best bud for life? PLUS: That fat guy was definitely not a foot tattoo guy!
Brainscan stars Edward Furlong, Frank Langella, Amy Hargreaves, Jamie Marsh, and T. Ryder Smith; directed by John Flynn.
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Brainscan stars Edward Furlong, Frank Langella, Amy Hargreaves, Jamie Marsh, and T. Ryder Smith; directed by John Flynn.
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S6: Animation Damnation #20 - G.I. Joe Part 2
30 september 2015 |
34 min
On the second and final episode of September's all-request Animation Damnation, the guys head back to Joe Town with an episode of G.I. Joe that explores the exciting highs and tragic lows of Cobra's financial woes! The episode in question is "Cold Slither" which originally aired December 2nd, 1985. Why is Cobra Commander getting financial advice from those weird twins? Did the entire Cobra army think it was a good idea to hit the unemployment line at the same time? And we'll be damned if that terrible song isn't catchy! PLUS: Eric pulls a pod & ditch!
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S6 Ep218: The Devil's Advocate
29 september 2015 |
97 min
On this week's episode, Listener Request Month comes to a close as the gang makes a deal with the world's shortest Satan -- it's The Devil's Advocate! Why does the movie bother having a big reveal scene at the end when we know the entire time that Pacino is the Devil? What is up with Keanu's southern accent? And were all those "paint brush wipe" transitions really necessary? PLUS: Yes, in the late 90s we all thought this film had Oscar-caliber performances in it!
The Devil's Advocate stars Keanu Reeves, Al Pacino, Charlize Theron, Connie Nielsen, Craig T. Nelson, Chris Bauer, Tamara Tunie, and a pre-The Troubles Jeffrey Jones; directed by Taylor Hackford.
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The Devil's Advocate stars Keanu Reeves, Al Pacino, Charlize Theron, Connie Nielsen, Craig T. Nelson, Chris Bauer, Tamara Tunie, and a pre-The Troubles Jeffrey Jones; directed by Taylor Hackford.
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S6: WHM Mail Bag: Bad Jobs, Crying at Movies and Our Favorite Simpsons Moments
24 september 2015 |
23 min
This month on the WHM Mail Bag, we chat about some of the worst jobs we've ever had, what some of our favorite moments from The Simpsons are, and one listener writes in to tell us about the most extreme way to avoid admitting you cried during a crappy movie!
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S6 Ep217: The Dead Pool
22 september 2015 |
94 min
On this week's episode, Listener Request Month rolls on as the gang takes a trip to foggy San Francisco for a ride along with Dirty Harry Callahan in the super silly, super murder-y The Dead Pool! What's with the useless C-grade mafia story line? Has there ever been another instance of a ponytail being used as a red herring? And were they really trying to tell us that Johnny Squares wrote "Welcome to the Jungle" and sang exactly like Axl Rose? PLUS: Dirty Harry fights zombies, joking robots and negligent salad bar attendants!
The Dead Pool stars Clint Eastwood, Patricia Clarkson, Liam Neeson, Evan C. Kim, David Hunt and James Carrey; directed by Buddy Van Horn.
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The Dead Pool stars Clint Eastwood, Patricia Clarkson, Liam Neeson, Evan C. Kim, David Hunt and James Carrey; directed by Buddy Van Horn.
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S6 Ep216: Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life
15 september 2015 |
91 min
As the new Listener Request Month rolls on, the gang heads to the Land of Made for Television to discuss the totally creepy, porn panic Lifetime Movie, Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life! What's with starting this film like it's Sunset Boulevard? How does Justin forget to close that door multiple times? And what's with that porno party? PLUS: Someone saying, "Green Day rules," in 2005?
Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life stars Jeremy Sumpter, Kelly Lynch, Lyndsy Fonseca, John Robinson and Nicole Dicker; directed by Tom McLoughlin.
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Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life stars Jeremy Sumpter, Kelly Lynch, Lyndsy Fonseca, John Robinson and Nicole Dicker; directed by Tom McLoughlin.
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S6: Animation Damnation #19 - Speed Racer
10 september 2015 |
33 min
On the season premiere of Animation Damnation, the gang takes a look at an off-the-wall episode of Speed Racer where a grown man rides around on horseback whipping cars in his town. The episode in question is "The Car Hater" which originally aired December 15th, 1967. Why are these hillbillies immediately ready to murder Speed and Trixie? What good does this horse-riding lunatic think he's doing? And where are the triple life sentences for all of these criminals by the end of this rampage? PLUS: The guys all realize that this is pretty great cartoon.
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S6 Ep215: Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
8 september 2015 |
81 min
On the season six premiere of We Hate Movies, the gang kicks off an all-new Listener Request Month with a title that is, in the loosest sense of the word, a movie - Mortal Kombat: Annihilation! What is with the instant Johnny Cage murder? How did the producer's let Christopher Lambert get away? And why, oh why, did we need these robots running around? PLUS: Your mom's new boyfriend would be real creepy if he was played by James Remar.
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation stars Robin Shou, Talisa Soto, James Remar, Sandra Hess, Brian Thompson and Litefoot; directed by John R. Leonetti.
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Mortal Kombat: Annihilation stars Robin Shou, Talisa Soto, James Remar, Sandra Hess, Brian Thompson and Litefoot; directed by John R. Leonetti.
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S5: WHM Summer Rerun - Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace
1 september 2015 |
93 min
Original Air Date: February 7th, 2012
What the gang thought of the film: "I convinced myself I liked this movie for five years." - Steve Sajdak "We just watched it…I can’t tell you what this movie’s about!" - Andrew Jupin "He’s nothing but goddamn sight gags. He’s always just falling over himself. How is that a leader?" - Eric Szyszka on Jar Jar Binks' unearned promotion at the end of the film.
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace stars Liam Neeson, Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman, Jake Lloyd, Ian McDiarmid, Terence Stamp, Ray Park and Samuel L. Jackson; directed by George Lucas.
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What the gang thought of the film: "I convinced myself I liked this movie for five years." - Steve Sajdak "We just watched it…I can’t tell you what this movie’s about!" - Andrew Jupin "He’s nothing but goddamn sight gags. He’s always just falling over himself. How is that a leader?" - Eric Szyszka on Jar Jar Binks' unearned promotion at the end of the film.
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace stars Liam Neeson, Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman, Jake Lloyd, Ian McDiarmid, Terence Stamp, Ray Park and Samuel L. Jackson; directed by George Lucas.
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S5: WHM Summer Rerun - Eight Crazy Nights
25 augusti 2015 |
76 min
Original Air Date: December 11th, 2012
What the gang thought of the film: "If you're Jewish, run from this film... Run screaming!" - Chris Cabin "Why just play one role in a movie, Adam Sandler, when you can play several roles in a movie?" - Andrew Jupin "It's just a bunch of shit jokes." - Steve Sajdak
Eight Crazy Nights stars Adam Sandler, Kevin Nealon, Jon Lovitz, Austin Stout, Jackie Sandler and Sweet Robbie Schneider; directed by Seth Kearsley.
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What the gang thought of the film: "If you're Jewish, run from this film... Run screaming!" - Chris Cabin "Why just play one role in a movie, Adam Sandler, when you can play several roles in a movie?" - Andrew Jupin "It's just a bunch of shit jokes." - Steve Sajdak
Eight Crazy Nights stars Adam Sandler, Kevin Nealon, Jon Lovitz, Austin Stout, Jackie Sandler and Sweet Robbie Schneider; directed by Seth Kearsley.
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S5: WHM Summer Rerun - Judge Dredd
18 augusti 2015 |
82 min
Original Air Date: November 8th, 2011
What the gang thought of the film: "He’s just a big turd in this movie" - Steve Sajdak, on Rob Schneider's presence in the film. "It’s the biggest codpiece I’ve ever seen!" - Andrew Jupin, on, well, Stallone's codpiece. "It’s on them when I empty my bowels as I’m hung. Load me up with Taco Bell? I win!" - Eric Szyszka, on being executed in the Demolition Man future.
Judge Dredd stars Sylvester Stallone, Rob Schneider, Diane Lane, Armand Assante, Jürgen Prochnow, Joan Chen, and Max von Sydow; directed by Danny Cannon.
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What the gang thought of the film: "He’s just a big turd in this movie" - Steve Sajdak, on Rob Schneider's presence in the film. "It’s the biggest codpiece I’ve ever seen!" - Andrew Jupin, on, well, Stallone's codpiece. "It’s on them when I empty my bowels as I’m hung. Load me up with Taco Bell? I win!" - Eric Szyszka, on being executed in the Demolition Man future.
Judge Dredd stars Sylvester Stallone, Rob Schneider, Diane Lane, Armand Assante, Jürgen Prochnow, Joan Chen, and Max von Sydow; directed by Danny Cannon.
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S5: WHM Summer Rerun - Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
11 augusti 2015 |
86 min
Original Air Date: December 4th, 2012
What the gang thought of the film: "If anyone can handle a Fuck You, it's George Lucas." - Andrew Jupin "They should've just... Not done it." Eric Szyszka "It's definitely The Gobbler who's to blame for this, I feel." - Chris Cabin "What happened? Did life get in the way?" - Steve Sajdak on why they didn't crank out five Indy films in the 80s as originally planned.
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull stars Harrison Ford, Cate Blanchett, Karen Allen, Shia LaBeouf, Ray Winstone, John Hurt and Jim Broadbent; directed by Steven Spielberg.
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What the gang thought of the film: "If anyone can handle a Fuck You, it's George Lucas." - Andrew Jupin "They should've just... Not done it." Eric Szyszka "It's definitely The Gobbler who's to blame for this, I feel." - Chris Cabin "What happened? Did life get in the way?" - Steve Sajdak on why they didn't crank out five Indy films in the 80s as originally planned.
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull stars Harrison Ford, Cate Blanchett, Karen Allen, Shia LaBeouf, Ray Winstone, John Hurt and Jim Broadbent; directed by Steven Spielberg.
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S5: Animation Damnation Summer Rerun: Joe's Night Out
6 augusti 2015 |
42 min
Original Air Date: May 14th, 2014
What the gang thought of this cartoon episode: "You wanna give Ed Harris a heart attack, this is how you do it." - Chris Cabin "There's no fat G.I. Joes, huh?" - Steve Sajdak "Uh, it takes place in America!" - Andrew Jupin
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What the gang thought of this cartoon episode: "You wanna give Ed Harris a heart attack, this is how you do it." - Chris Cabin "There's no fat G.I. Joes, huh?" - Steve Sajdak "Uh, it takes place in America!" - Andrew Jupin
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S5: WHM Summer Rerun - The New Adventures of Pippi Longstocking
4 augusti 2015 |
90 min
Original Air Date: May 22nd, 2012
What the gang thought of the film: "This movie is about an ice cream fight!" - Steve Sajdak "That means this pain in the ass kid is officially homeless, which means it's either the orphanage or the fucking gas chamber!" - Andrew Jupin "I'm sure, at the very least, that pirate hasn't been paying taxes!" - Eric Szyszka
The New Adventures of Pippi Longstocking stars Tami Erin, David Seaman, Cory Crow, Eileen Brennan, Dennis Dugan, George DiCenzo, and Dick Van Patten; directed by Ken Annakin.
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What the gang thought of the film: "This movie is about an ice cream fight!" - Steve Sajdak "That means this pain in the ass kid is officially homeless, which means it's either the orphanage or the fucking gas chamber!" - Andrew Jupin "I'm sure, at the very least, that pirate hasn't been paying taxes!" - Eric Szyszka
The New Adventures of Pippi Longstocking stars Tami Erin, David Seaman, Cory Crow, Eileen Brennan, Dennis Dugan, George DiCenzo, and Dick Van Patten; directed by Ken Annakin.
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S5 Ep214: Green Lantern (Live in Cambridge, Mass)
28 juli 2015 |
79 min
Recorded live at the Lily Pad in Cambridge, Massachusetts - March 21st, 2015
On the WHM season finale, the guys are in Cambridge to talk about one of the absolute worst comic book movies on record, 2011's Green Lantern! How many times did we need to see Hal Jordan's dad burst into flames? Why did Abin Sur think Hal was the right man for the job out of the billions of people on the planet? And what was up with Hector Hammond and all that sauerkraut? PLUS: Extended discussion about the Flash, his television show, and Gorilla Grodd for some reason.
Green Lantern stars Ryan Reynolds, Peter Sarsgaard, Blake Lively, Tim Robbins, Mark Strong, Angela Bassett, Jay O. Sanders, Clancy Brown, Geoffrey Rush, and the great Michael Clarke Duncan; directed by Martin Campbell.
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On the WHM season finale, the guys are in Cambridge to talk about one of the absolute worst comic book movies on record, 2011's Green Lantern! How many times did we need to see Hal Jordan's dad burst into flames? Why did Abin Sur think Hal was the right man for the job out of the billions of people on the planet? And what was up with Hector Hammond and all that sauerkraut? PLUS: Extended discussion about the Flash, his television show, and Gorilla Grodd for some reason.
Green Lantern stars Ryan Reynolds, Peter Sarsgaard, Blake Lively, Tim Robbins, Mark Strong, Angela Bassett, Jay O. Sanders, Clancy Brown, Geoffrey Rush, and the great Michael Clarke Duncan; directed by Martin Campbell.
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S5 Ep213: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
21 juli 2015 |
105 min
On the penultimate episode of the 2015 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza, the gang tackles possibly the worst adaptation of Alan Moore's work yet, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen! Why does Mr. Hyde look like a giant man-ape? What's with Dorian Gray being such a sleaze? And who in their right mind was asking for Tom Sawyer?! PLUS: The gang bids a fond, if temporary, farewell to one of their own.
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen stars Sean Connery, Naseeruddin Shah, Peta Wilson, Tony Curran, Stuart Townsend, Shane West, Jason Flemyng, and Richard Roxburgh; directed by Stephen Norrington.
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The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen stars Sean Connery, Naseeruddin Shah, Peta Wilson, Tony Curran, Stuart Townsend, Shane West, Jason Flemyng, and Richard Roxburgh; directed by Stephen Norrington.
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S5: WHM Mail Bag: Special Summer Camp Edition!
17 juli 2015 |
32 min
On this special edition of WHM Mail Bag, Andrew and Eric take a look at a selection of letters from summer camp! Well, not actually from a summer camp, but the letters are about some insane summer camp experiences!
This is the last Mail Bag of the season, gang, so head into the woods and proceed with caution -- some of these stories are OUT there!
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S5 Ep212: The Matrix Revolutions
14 juli 2015 |
93 min
As the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza winds down, the gang tackles the worst part of one of the biggest movie franchises, The Matrix Revolutions! Why did they think it was a good idea to have all sorts of important story elements play out in video games no one wanted? Did we need to meet this many members of Dozer's family? And what's with all the sex clubs? PLUS: The one who owns all the Sunglass Hut franchises in the Matrix is truly The One.
The Matrix Revolutions stars Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne, Carrie-Anne Moss, Harry Lennix, Harold Perrineau, Jada Pinkett Smith and Bruce Spence; directed by The Wachowskis.
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The Matrix Revolutions stars Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne, Carrie-Anne Moss, Harry Lennix, Harold Perrineau, Jada Pinkett Smith and Bruce Spence; directed by The Wachowskis.
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S5: Animation Damnation #18 - DuckTales
10 juli 2015 |
35 min
On the season finale of Animation Damnation, the gang's all here to analyze the horrendous social inequality in Disney's DuckTales! How were the ducks allowed to take so much power over the dogs and the nearly extinct pigs? Why did those little ducks think starting a massive fire in a dirigible was a good idea? And what was with that duck mummy? PLUS: The guys all try on Huey, Dewey, and Louie impressions!
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S5 Ep211: DragonHeart (with Mark Sajdak)
7 juli 2015 |
102 min
On this week's episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza rolls on with the dragon-packed, action-packed, buddy comedy, DragonHeart! What is the accent Quaid is spitting out here? What's with the dragon flap that Connery keeps flipping open? And is this knight the best hero we could get? PLUS: We all know that if you find a dragon heart, you eat it immediately.
DragonHeart stars Dennis Quaid, Sean Connery, David Thewlis, Dina Meyer, Brian Thompson and Julie Christie; directed by Rob Cohen.
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DragonHeart stars Dennis Quaid, Sean Connery, David Thewlis, Dina Meyer, Brian Thompson and Julie Christie; directed by Rob Cohen.
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S5 Ep210: Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
30 juni 2015 |
94 min
Our Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza rolls on as we take a look at a pretty silly sequel, 2003's Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines! How lame is it to have Sarah Connor die from leukemia instead of going out in a blaze of glory like she deserves to? What's with all the lame comedy - including "Talk to the hand!" - peppered throughout this film? And how did we not figure out a way to get Robert Patrick in this movie? PLUS: Give it a rest with that boob joke!
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines stars Arnold Schwarzenegger, Claire Danes, Nick Stahl and Kristanna Loken; directed by Jonathan Mostow.
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Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines stars Arnold Schwarzenegger, Claire Danes, Nick Stahl and Kristanna Loken; directed by Jonathan Mostow.
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S5: WHM Mail Bag: Horrendous Films to See Before You Die, Pat Hingle & Movie Theater Creeps
29 juni 2015 |
28 min
On this edition of WHM Mail Bag the gang reads emails from people recalling strange tales of movie theater creeps during bad Eastwood movies, hilarious run-ins with the legendary Pat Hingle, and one listener who allowed Stealth to be a loose acquaintance's last film on this earth. PLUS: Eric & Andrew shun Roy Scheider's widow.
If you have a strange story, odd tale or total creep-out yarn you want us to read on the air, write in to the WHM Mail Bag: [email protected]!
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S5: Animation Damnation #17 - Pokémon
26 juni 2015 |
37 min
On this episode of Animation Damnation, Steve's brother Mark drops by and the gang gets completely turned around in the world of Pokémon! Admitting up front to nothing less than complete ignorance to the franchise, the guys raise questions like, what happens when a pokémon loses? Does it die? How come some pokémon can talk and some cannot? Why are those two boys attracted to that ghost? Do pokémon have individual rights? PLUS: The power of Christ compels you, Ghastly!
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S5 Ep209: Son of the Mask
23 juni 2015 |
92 min
On this week's episode, the gang hangs out at the bottom of the barrel with Son of the Mask! Did literally every comic actor in Hollywood turn this down? Which accent is Kal Penn going with? And why are we dragging in all this pointless Norse mythology? PLUS: Chris reveals a discovery so shocking, the rest of the gang is left speechless!
Son of the Mask stars Jamie Kennedy, Alan Cumming, Traylor Howard, Steven Wright, Kal Penn, Bob Hoskins, and America's headache, Ben Stein; directed by Lawrence Guterman.
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Son of the Mask stars Jamie Kennedy, Alan Cumming, Traylor Howard, Steven Wright, Kal Penn, Bob Hoskins, and America's headache, Ben Stein; directed by Lawrence Guterman.
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S5 Ep208: Camp Nowhere
16 juni 2015 |
78 min
On this week's episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza packs up and heads to camp as the guys talk about the totally insane, yet still recommended, Camp Nowhere! How did these parents let their kids get picked up for camp by an unmarked school bus without asking any questions? Why is Christopher Lloyd willing to risk doing serious time to help these kids out? And can we please get that body-shaming mother jailed? PLUS: Private Detective Loren Visser is out for blood... again!
Camp Nowhere stars Christopher Lloyd, Jonathan Jackson, Andrew Keegan, M. Emmet Walsh and noted Tom Hanks B-side, Peter Scolari; directed by Jonathan Prince.
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Camp Nowhere stars Christopher Lloyd, Jonathan Jackson, Andrew Keegan, M. Emmet Walsh and noted Tom Hanks B-side, Peter Scolari; directed by Jonathan Prince.
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S5 Ep207: Stealth
9 juni 2015 |
96 min
Our Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza rolls into week two with the film Gene Shalit once told Andrew had, "Oscar written all over it", Stealth! So grab your Snickers Almond and strap in as we ask: what happened to Josh Lucas? Was this actually supposed to be a Star Fox movie? And would Jamie Foxx and that robot have to share top billing at a funeral? PLUS: No one wants to download a Gavin Rossdale solo record!
Stealth stars Josh Lucas, Jessica Biel, Jamie Foxx, Sam Shepard and Joe Morton; directed by noted scum, Rob Cohen.
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Stealth stars Josh Lucas, Jessica Biel, Jamie Foxx, Sam Shepard and Joe Morton; directed by noted scum, Rob Cohen.
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S5 Ep206: The Lost World: Jurassic Park (with Justin J. Case)
2 juni 2015 |
100 min
We kick off the 2015 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza by getting dino-fever for 1997's The Lost World: Jurassic Park! How was John Hammond not put in jail after the events of the first film? Did they honestly believe a T-Rex could sneak onto a boat without rocking it just a little? And didn't anyone think to check a weather forecast before launching another ill-fated trip to Dinosaur Island? PLUS: We didn't know they made delicious Krackel bars that big!
The Lost World: Jurassic Park stars Jeff Goldblum, Julianne Moore, Vince Vaughn, Pete Postlethwaite, Arliss Howard, Peter Stormare, Vanessa Lee Chester, Richard Schiff and Sir Richard Attenborough; directed by Steven Spielberg.
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The Lost World: Jurassic Park stars Jeff Goldblum, Julianne Moore, Vince Vaughn, Pete Postlethwaite, Arliss Howard, Peter Stormare, Vanessa Lee Chester, Richard Schiff and Sir Richard Attenborough; directed by Steven Spielberg.
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S5: Animation Damnation #16 - ProStars
29 maj 2015 |
29 min
On this episode of We Hate Movies' Animation Damnation the guys are joined by friend and WHM Disaster Movie Expert, Justin J. Case, as they wrap up "WHM Michael Jordan's Hubris" week with a conversation about the absolutely horrendous 1991 mistake, ProStars! Was anyone shocked when Michael Jordan couldn't be bothered to film any of the live action interstitials? Who made the decision to make The Great One into a food-crazed dummy? And what is with that walking Jewish stereotype of a weapons expert? PLUS: Bo knows bad breath!
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S5 Ep205: Space Jam
26 maj 2015 |
98 min
On this week's episode, the gang tears into the completely ridiculous, total disgrace, live action/animation hybrid, Space Jam! Why is this movie about everyone in the universe bowing before Michael Jordan? If they're from our universe, why do these aliens look animated and not like real-life aliens? And what's with all the "slave" talk? PLUS: Those are some realistically drawn butt-cheeks on that Monstar...
Space Jam stars Michael Jordan, Wayne Knight, Bill Murray, Larry Bird, Charles Barkley, Patrick Ewing, Muggsy Bogues, Larry Johnson, Shawn Bradley and a bunch of sub-par third generation Looney Tunes voice actors; directed by Joe Pytka.
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Space Jam stars Michael Jordan, Wayne Knight, Bill Murray, Larry Bird, Charles Barkley, Patrick Ewing, Muggsy Bogues, Larry Johnson, Shawn Bradley and a bunch of sub-par third generation Looney Tunes voice actors; directed by Joe Pytka.
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S5: WHM On-Screen: The Conclusion of Mad Men
22 maj 2015 |
26 min
On the return of WHM On-Screen, the guys fulfill their promise from last year and release a conversation about the fantastic conclusion of Mad Men! Hear as they gush over the final scene! Listen as they ponder what happened to poor, Bob Benson! And laugh as they speculate about Don's plan to release an army of dead-inside Don Draper drones all across the country! WHM On-Screen is a show where we talk about different TV shows, current films in release, or any other film-related topic we can think of. For more episodes, visit whmpodcast.com!
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S5 Ep204: Blind Fury
19 maj 2015 |
83 min
On this week's episode, the gang has nothing but love for 1989's incredible white guy ninja masterpiece, Blind Fury! Why do all movies with blind characters have other characters "test" them to see if they're actually blind? How lame is this terrible wimp of a villain, MacCready? And how is Chris not impressed by a blind guy chopping a flying squash in half? PLUS: How many Academy Award-winning films have ripped this movie off? Answer: At least two.
Blind Fury stars Rutger Hauer, Terry O'Quinn, Brandon Call, Noble Willingham, Randall 'Tex' Cobb, Nick Cassavetes Meg Foser, and Shô Kosugi; directed by Phillip Noyce.
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Blind Fury stars Rutger Hauer, Terry O'Quinn, Brandon Call, Noble Willingham, Randall 'Tex' Cobb, Nick Cassavetes Meg Foser, and Shô Kosugi; directed by Phillip Noyce.
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S5: WHM Mail Bag: Awkward Dates, Brave Moms and Horrendous Theater Behavior
18 maj 2015 |
33 min
This month we open up the old WHM Mail Bag and read letters about awkward dates at the movies, people with horrendous movie theater etiquette and one amazing mother who did not stop busting on her son for taking her to see From Dusk Till Dawn!
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S5: WHM Interview: Gilbert Gottfried
15 maj 2015 |
63 min
[Note from 2024: We were lucky enough to record this convo with Gilbert at his home back in 2015 and honestly, hanging out with him will forever be a career highlight for us. He was so funny and so kind. His wife, Dara, was also incredibly nice to us, just three creeps she found hanging out in her living room one morning. We continue to miss him terribly. Please enjoy listening to us as we're just happy to be there as Gilbert is non-stop hilarious! - Andrew]
On this very special episode, the gang sits down to chat with the legendary Gilbert Gottfried! Just as we'd hoped, our talk jumped all over the place, hitting such topics as Adolf Hitler, The Twilight Zone, some of Gilbert's early impression bits, the Universal Monster films, our mutual disapproval of The Jackie Gleason Show, and, of course, several of Gilbert's hilarious appearances in film and television, including: the Problem Child movies, Beverly Hills Cop II, Highway to Hell and the live action Superboy show!
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On this very special episode, the gang sits down to chat with the legendary Gilbert Gottfried! Just as we'd hoped, our talk jumped all over the place, hitting such topics as Adolf Hitler, The Twilight Zone, some of Gilbert's early impression bits, the Universal Monster films, our mutual disapproval of The Jackie Gleason Show, and, of course, several of Gilbert's hilarious appearances in film and television, including: the Problem Child movies, Beverly Hills Cop II, Highway to Hell and the live action Superboy show!
Much thanks to Gilbert for coming on and being so friggin' funny.
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S5 Ep203: House Arrest
12 maj 2015 |
90 min
On this week's episode, the gang gets angry as they tear apart the 1996 give-hope-to-children-of-divorce comedy, House Arrest! Just how is that all these parents are dumb enough to fall for this? How has no one pointed out that our protagonist is a total psycho? And the Küb is most definitely getting the chair for this! PLUS: People were definitely having sex in that basement.
House Arrest stars Jamie Lee Curtis, Kevin Pollak, Kyle Howard, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Wallace Shawn, Christopher McDonald, Ray Walston and Mooky Arizona; directed by Harry Winer.
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House Arrest stars Jamie Lee Curtis, Kevin Pollak, Kyle Howard, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Wallace Shawn, Christopher McDonald, Ray Walston and Mooky Arizona; directed by Harry Winer.
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S5 Ep202: Teen Witch
5 maj 2015 |
86 min
On this week's episode, it's a real We ❤️ Movies situation as the gang casts a spell over 1980's suburbia in the cheese-fest teen comedy, Teen Witch! What would a girl-centric Teen Wolf have looked like? Could that sexophone get any sexier? And how was that teacher not fired immediately? PLUS: JFK's ghost haunts the Bush I White House!
Teen Witch stars Robyn Lively, Zelda Rubinstein, Dan Gauthier, Mandy Ingber, Shelley Berman, Marcia Wallace & Dick Sargent; directed by Dorian Walker.
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Teen Witch stars Robyn Lively, Zelda Rubinstein, Dan Gauthier, Mandy Ingber, Shelley Berman, Marcia Wallace & Dick Sargent; directed by Dorian Walker.
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S5 Ep201: Loverboy
28 april 2015 |
83 min
On this week's episode, the gang tackles the homophobic, racist, sexist cinematic cesspool that is 1989's Loverboy! What's with those gross fake mustaches in that pizzeria? Why does that delivery guy instantly turn into T-1000? And how in the world would this girl even consider getting back together with this gigolo? PLUS: Will Riker has a real problem with Troi's guest list for their wedding.
Loverboy stars Patrick Dempsey, Kate Jackson, Dylan Walsh, Barbara Carrera, Robert Picardo, Kirstie Alley and Carrie Fisher; directed by Joan Micklin Silver.
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Loverboy stars Patrick Dempsey, Kate Jackson, Dylan Walsh, Barbara Carrera, Robert Picardo, Kirstie Alley and Carrie Fisher; directed by Joan Micklin Silver.
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S5: WHM Mail Bag: Forgotten Films, Lame Roller Coasters and an Encounter with Gene Shalit
27 april 2015 |
29 min
On this month's WHM Mail Bag episode, the gang discusses movies ruined by awkward parents, adulterous trips to roller coaster parks and the tale of Andrew's weird, late night encounter with legendary film critic, Gene Shalit is finally told!
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S5: Animation Damnation #15 - Denver the Last Dinosaur
24 april 2015 |
23 min
On this episode of Animation Damnation, the gang mellows out with an episode of the stoner-friendly children's cartoon, Denver the Last Dinosaur. The episode under review is "Denver Makes the Grade" which originally aired October 15th, 1988. On this episode, we try to answer questions like: Just how high are these kids? Why would bullies and stoners care so much about winning a science fair? Where are these kids' parents? And is that Larry Clark lurking in the background? PLUS: Turns out they were just watching The Flintstones the whole time!
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S5 Ep200: Red Heat
21 april 2015 |
87 min
On this very special 200th episode, the gang's all here to discuss two of their favorite show-fodder actors, Arnold Schwarzenegger and James Belushi in Walter Hill's Chicago-set, international incident-causing, blowhard-blabbering Red Heat! Just marvel at how good this film makes the Soviet Union look! And why was Jim Belushi chosen as the ambassador for America in this? PLUS: Check out that nude bath house fight!
Red Heat stars Arnold Schwarzenegger, James Belushi, Peter Boyle, Larry Fishburne, Brion James and Gina Gershon; directed by Walter Hill. WHM would definitely not have gone this far were it not for listeners like you. We're so excited to hit this milestone, but even more excited for what's to come. Thanks so much for listening and continue to help us spread the good WHM word!
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Red Heat stars Arnold Schwarzenegger, James Belushi, Peter Boyle, Larry Fishburne, Brion James and Gina Gershon; directed by Walter Hill. WHM would definitely not have gone this far were it not for listeners like you. We're so excited to hit this milestone, but even more excited for what's to come. Thanks so much for listening and continue to help us spread the good WHM word!
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S5 Ep199: Face/Off
14 april 2015 |
97 min
On this week's episode, the gang swaps faces with John Travolta and Nicolas Cage in the insane 90's action flick, Face/Off! Why not just suck it up and set this film in the future? Why give Travolta a haircut after you cut his face off? And how was Joan Allen not hip to the alternate genitalia? PLUS: Sequel when?
Face/Off stars John Travolta, Nicolas Cage, Joan Allen, Gina Gershon, Alessandro Nivola, Dominique Swain and Nick Cassavetes; directed by John Woo.
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Face/Off stars John Travolta, Nicolas Cage, Joan Allen, Gina Gershon, Alessandro Nivola, Dominique Swain and Nick Cassavetes; directed by John Woo.
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S5 Ep198: The Juror
7 april 2015 |
98 min
On this week's episode, the gang goes to court with Demi Moore and Alec Baldwin in the ridiculous legal thriller, The Juror! Why does Alec Baldwin's mafia fixer character have a Jackal-esque nickname? Could Anne Heche be a bigger Dead Meat side character? And what is with all the box puns? PLUS: That. Dragon. Video game.
The Juror stars Demi Moore, Alec Baldwin, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Anne Heche, Tony Lo Bianco, Lindsay Crouse, Michael Rispoli and the legendary James Gandolfini; directed by Brian Gibson.
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The Juror stars Demi Moore, Alec Baldwin, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Anne Heche, Tony Lo Bianco, Lindsay Crouse, Michael Rispoli and the legendary James Gandolfini; directed by Brian Gibson.
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S5 Ep197: Next of Kin
31 mars 2015 |
101 min
On this week's episode, the gang heads to Chicago by way of Kentucky to roughhouse with Patrick Swayze and Liam Neeson in the action packed family drama, Next of Kin! How many ponytails does Swayze have going at once here? Why cast Liam Neeson as a man born and bred in the rich hills of Kentucky coal country? And why is the Chicago mafia specializing in cigarette dispensers and pinball machines? PLUS: Is that noted comedian Ben Stiller playing a Sicilian gangster?
Next of Kin stars the legendary Patrick Swayze, Liam Neeson, Bill Paxton, Ben Stiller, Helen Hunt, Michael J. Pollard and Internet madman, Adam Baldwin; directed by John Irvin.
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Next of Kin stars the legendary Patrick Swayze, Liam Neeson, Bill Paxton, Ben Stiller, Helen Hunt, Michael J. Pollard and Internet madman, Adam Baldwin; directed by John Irvin.
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S5: WHM Mail Bag: Embarrassed Dogs, Embarrassing Teachers and Awkward Projection Tales
30 mars 2015 |
26 min
On this WHM Mail Bag, the gang talks about weird dog walking incidents, horrendous teachers (it never ends!) and even a few awkward projection booth nightmares.
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S5 Ep196: Twisted
24 mars 2015 |
87 min
On this week's episode, the gang hits the foggy streets of San Francisco to track down a serial killer with Ashley Judd and Andy Garcia in the totally macho cop flick, Twisted! Oh, of course we start with the creepy character actor from Se7en! How does Ashley Judd not figure out something's up with that wine? And how bad must Andy Garcia's apartment smell being near all those sea lions?! PLUS: Hey, fuck you, Delmarco!
Twisted stars Ashely Judd, Andy Garcia, Samuel L. Jackson, David Strathairn, Camryn Manheim, Mark Pellegrino, Titus Welliver and Se7en and The Guest's Leland Orser; directed by Philip Kaufman.
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Twisted stars Ashely Judd, Andy Garcia, Samuel L. Jackson, David Strathairn, Camryn Manheim, Mark Pellegrino, Titus Welliver and Se7en and The Guest's Leland Orser; directed by Philip Kaufman.
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S5: Animation Damnation #14 - Captain Planet and the Planeteers
20 mars 2015 |
30 min
On this episode of Animation Damnation, the gang talk about an episode of the recycling superhero adventure show, Captain Planet and the Planeteers! The episode in question is "Talkin' Trash" which originally aired November 13th, 1993. What were the odds we found the one episode of this show with the least amount of Captain Planet? Did we really need the L.A. riots to be "tackled" on this cartoon? And did that kid really fall off a train and die?
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S5 Ep195: Moontrap
17 mars 2015 |
96 min
On this week's episode, the gang heads to the surface of the moon to tackle the low budget, sci-fi dud, Moontrap! How do you not cast Bruce Campbell as your hotshot hero? Why couldn't they do at least one scene with rear projection instead of small, toy models? And what the hell is that thing sitting on Chekov's head? PLUS: Coming this summer, Walter Koenig stars in, Tiny Die Hard!
Moontrap stars Walter Koenig, the great Bruce Campbell and Leigh Lombardi; directed by Robert Dyke, written by Tex Ragsdale which is, without a doubt, the greatest name of all time.
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Moontrap stars Walter Koenig, the great Bruce Campbell and Leigh Lombardi; directed by Robert Dyke, written by Tex Ragsdale which is, without a doubt, the greatest name of all time.
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S5 Ep194: Fatal Beauty
10 mars 2015 |
82 min
On this week's episode, the gang takes a look at Whoopi Goldberg's Beverly Hills Cop knock-off, Fatal Beauty! Is this as conspicuous as an undercover detective can get? Why was that gentleman eating glass? And once Cher dropped out and the Whoopster was cast, why didn't they change the character from being Italian? PLUS: The guys find Sam Elliot's lion mane... Hypnotic.
Fatal Beauty stars Whoopi Goldberg, Sam Elliot, Rubén Blades, Harris Yulin, James Le Gros and Brad Dourif; directed by Tom Holland.
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Fatal Beauty stars Whoopi Goldberg, Sam Elliot, Rubén Blades, Harris Yulin, James Le Gros and Brad Dourif; directed by Tom Holland.
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S5 Ep193: Teen Wolf Too
3 mars 2015 |
93 min
On this week's episode, the gang joins the Sideshow Network just in time to discuss the totally lame and completely joke-less sequel, Teen Wolf Too! Who was demanding sports stay in the story? Is Michael J. Fox's character supposed to be dead in this movie? And who on Earth would think it's a good idea to befriend Stiles? PLUS: The show's recorded in New York, which means it's time, once again, to yell at people out the window!
Teen Wolf Too stars Jason Bateman, Kim Darby, John Astin, Paul Sand, James Hampton, Mark Holton, Estee Chandler and Stuart Fratkin as "Stiles"; directed by Christopher Leitch.
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Teen Wolf Too stars Jason Bateman, Kim Darby, John Astin, Paul Sand, James Hampton, Mark Holton, Estee Chandler and Stuart Fratkin as "Stiles"; directed by Christopher Leitch.
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S5 Ep192: White Noise
24 februari 2015 |
90 min
On this episode, the gang takes apart the dull-as-dirt Michael Keaton ghost movie, White Noise! How famous does an author have to be before getting their disappearance covered on national news? Why doesn't Michael Keaton's character immediately call the cops on this EVP "expert"? And were they serious with that construction worker? PLUS: A major show development is revealed!
White Noise stars Michael Keaton, Ian McNeice, Deborah Kara Unger and Chandra West; directed by Geoffrey Sax.
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White Noise stars Michael Keaton, Ian McNeice, Deborah Kara Unger and Chandra West; directed by Geoffrey Sax.
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S5: WHM Mail Bag: Pay Channel Porn, Private Ryan and a Perverted History Teacher
20 februari 2015 |
22 min
On this month's WHM Mail Bag, the gang reads letters from fans who flipped the "What Are YOU Watching?" trope on its head, got sent to the library basement with a Russian war films on VHS and who once had a history teacher conduct a very inappropriate "contest" in class.
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S5 Ep191: Seventh Son
17 februari 2015 |
91 min
On this week's episode, the gang breaks the infamous Ten Year Rule to dissect the delayed, but insane, Seventh Son! Julianne Moore as a witch, or whatever? Jeff Bridges as a witch slayer, or whatever? And what's with Jon Snow at the beginning? PLUS: He was The Dude, goddammit!
Seventh Son stars Jeff Bridges, Julianne Moore, Ben Barnes, Olivia Williams and Kit Harington -- briefly; directed by Sergey Bodrov.
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S5: Animation Damnation #13 - Captain N: The Game Master - Happy Birthday, Megaman
12 februari 2015 |
30 min
On this episode of Animation Damnation, the guys tackle an episode of Captain N: The Game Master entitled, "Happy Birthday, Megaman". Why does Megaman look and sound like a talking garbage can? Why is Simon Belmont acting like a snooty Johnny Bravo? And who is that Princess? PLUS: Welcome to The Pleasure Zone!
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S5 Ep190: Stigmata
10 februari 2015 |
98 min
On this week's episode, the gang gets all Father Merrin as they attempt to exorcise the silly Exorcist wannabe, Stigmata! Well before her Boyhood nomination, Patricia Arquette starred in a film with music by Billy Corgan and wardrobe by Jellies! What's with all the freaking out here? Why is Gabriel Byrne's character such a jerk? And how close is too close before you're ripping off a cinematic classic? PLUS: Eric reveals the best kept secret of the popular computer game, Diablo!
Stigmata stars Patricia Arquette, Gabriel Byrne, Jonathan Pryce, Nia Long, Enrico Colantoni and the great Rade Serbedzija; directed by Rupert Wainwright.
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Stigmata stars Patricia Arquette, Gabriel Byrne, Jonathan Pryce, Nia Long, Enrico Colantoni and the great Rade Serbedzija; directed by Rupert Wainwright.
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S5 Ep189: Taking Lives
3 februari 2015 |
82 min
On this week's episode, the gang kick off Oscar Month with the ridiculous serial killer snooze, Taking Lives! Sure, he's nominated for Best Supporting Actor this year, but back in 2004, Boyhood was still a decade off and Ethan Hawke had to keep the lights on somehow! How did they think they could cover up that Hawke is the killer? How are there no Canadian accents in this French-Canadian thriller? And why did Gena Rowlands bother keeping that little murderer's bedroom in such great shape?
PLUS: That old guy that will evaluate your artistic ability via the mail really, really likes Kiefer Sutherland.
Taking Lives stars Angelina Jolie, Ethan Hawke, Gena Rowlands, Kiefer Sutherland, Olivier Martinez, Paul Dano and Tchéky Karyo; directed by D.J. Caruso.
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PLUS: That old guy that will evaluate your artistic ability via the mail really, really likes Kiefer Sutherland.
Taking Lives stars Angelina Jolie, Ethan Hawke, Gena Rowlands, Kiefer Sutherland, Olivier Martinez, Paul Dano and Tchéky Karyo; directed by D.J. Caruso.
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S5: WHM Mail Bag: Bad Dads, Bad Dates and Bad Movie High
31 januari 2015 |
23 min
This month on the WHM Mail Bag, the gang read letters involving awkward dad screenings, a love that was never meant to be, and some of the absolute worst teachers in the country that were somehow all situated in one, single high school. PLUS: World renowned script doctor, Eric Movie, drops by to get in on the mail bag fun!
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S5 Ep188: Sabotage
27 januari 2015 |
92 min
On this week's episode the gang goes undercover with Arnold and the rest of his crummy DEA friends in the super embarrassing, pee-smelling crime drama, Sabotage! What is with all these ridiculous nicknames? We're looking at you, Monster! How hilarious is it when Arnold tells off that fat guy? And what on the planet Earth is with Olivia Williams' accent? PLUS: Indy got in the fridge for feminism!
Sabotage stars Olivia Williams, Harold Perrineau and The Team: Arnold Schwarzenegger as "Breacher", Sam Worthington as "Monster", Joe Manganiello as "Grinder", Josh Holloway as "Neck", Terrence Howard as "Sugar", Max Martini as "Pyro", Kevin Vance as "Tripod", Mark Schlegel as "Smoke" Jennings and Mireille Enos as... Lizzy; directed by David Ayer.
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Sabotage stars Olivia Williams, Harold Perrineau and The Team: Arnold Schwarzenegger as "Breacher", Sam Worthington as "Monster", Joe Manganiello as "Grinder", Josh Holloway as "Neck", Terrence Howard as "Sugar", Max Martini as "Pyro", Kevin Vance as "Tripod", Mark Schlegel as "Smoke" Jennings and Mireille Enos as... Lizzy; directed by David Ayer.
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S5 Ep187: Dracula Untold
20 januari 2015 |
82 min
On this episode, the gang starts finding a pattern in the worst films of 2014 as they tackle another demon/monster movie with Dracula Untold! Why try to make the audience sympathize with a notorious mass murderer? Why did we need Vampire Cam? And why did Dracula need to have a Spider-man-esque "finding my powers" sequence? PLUS: Let the games being! (At least according to Charles Dance...)
Dracula Untold stars Luke Evans, Sarah Gadon, Dominic Cooper and Charles Dance; directed by Gary Shore.
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Dracula Untold stars Luke Evans, Sarah Gadon, Dominic Cooper and Charles Dance; directed by Gary Shore.
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S5 Ep186: Winter's Tale
13 januari 2015 |
101 min
On this week's episode, the gang tackles what Andrew swears is "one of the worst films" he's ever seen. It's the magical, flying horse, angry demon epic, Winter's Tale! How is someone sneaking into the attic of Grand Central Terminal in 2014? Why did the horse's wings have to look that terrible? And who on Earth taught Russell Crowe that Irish accent? PLUS: Peter Falk criticizes other people's decisions. DOUBLE PLUS: Eric proposes a new Olympic event!
Winter's Tale stars Jessica Brown Findlay, Colin Farrell, Russell Crowe, William Hurt, Graham Greene, Jennifer Connelly and... Will Smith; directed by Akiva Goldsman.
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Winter's Tale stars Jessica Brown Findlay, Colin Farrell, Russell Crowe, William Hurt, Graham Greene, Jennifer Connelly and... Will Smith; directed by Akiva Goldsman.
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S5 Ep185: I, Frankenstein
6 januari 2015 |
92 min
We're back! Kicking off 2015 with the Worst of 2014, the gang tackles one of the biggest, most useless stinkers in show history, I, Frankenstein! How many times can you use the world gargoyle before going insane? Is Adam Frankenstein sterile? And why on planet Earth would you try to wrap this into Underworld Marvel-style? PLUS: Everyone gets Monster Mash-ed! It's good to be back!
I, Frankenstein stars Aaron Eckhart, Yvonne Strahovski, Miranda Otto, Bill Nighy, Jai Courtney, Bruce Spence and Kevin Grevioux; directed by Stuart Beattie.
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I, Frankenstein stars Aaron Eckhart, Yvonne Strahovski, Miranda Otto, Bill Nighy, Jai Courtney, Bruce Spence and Kevin Grevioux; directed by Stuart Beattie.
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S5: Animation Damnation #11 - Life with Louie: A Christmas Surprise for Mrs. Stillman
24 december 2014 |
24 min
On this Animation Damnation, the gang takes a terrifying look at the Life with Louie Christmas special, "A Christmas Surprise for Mrs. Stillman"! Caution: Impressions of both Louie Anderson and Roseanne Barr abound!
Okay, now this is really all the material we have for 2014. Have a fantastic holiday season and we'll see you all in 2015. Thanks so much for listening this year!
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Okay, now this is really all the material we have for 2014. Have a fantastic holiday season and we'll see you all in 2015. Thanks so much for listening this year!
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S5 Ep184: Look Who's Talking Now!
23 december 2014 |
93 min
On the final episode of 2014, the gang talks about the ridiculous, Christmas-set sequel, Look Who's Talking Now! Why exactly is this woman chasing after John Travolta? Why are these dogs and babies born knowing everything? And just how close does Kirstie Alley's character get to a complete nervous breakdown? PLUS: Our Sucker Punchmentary is available now!
Look Who's Talking Now stars John Travolta, Kirstie Alley, Diane Keaton and Danny DeVito; directed by Tom Ropelewski.
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Look Who's Talking Now stars John Travolta, Kirstie Alley, Diane Keaton and Danny DeVito; directed by Tom Ropelewski.
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S5: WHM Mail Bag: Hamsters, Hobbits and Horrible Parents
22 december 2014 |
23 min
On this month's WHM Mail Bag, the guys chat about hamster disposal, boring Hobbit movies, terrible movies parents bring kids to and more! How did your parents get rid of dead pets? Are you catching that third Hobbit film? And where should parents draw the line with bringing kids to films?
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If you want your questions, stories or strange movie-going experiences read on the air, write into the Mail Bag: [email protected]! No one wants to see this third Hobbit movie, right?
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S5: WHM On-Screen: The Interview
19 december 2014 |
26 min
On this very special WHM On-Screen, the guys chat about the controversy over the new Rogen/Franco film, The Interview! Plus: We get exclusive details about the film from one of the few people in the world to have seen it: our very own Chris Cabin! We set out to discuss the film and the Sony Pictures controversy behind it, but somehow managed to also come up with an even better idea for a film, a futuristic horror thriller tentatively titled Hitlergeist.
The Interview stars Seth Rogen, James Franco, Lizzy Caplan and Randall Park; directed by Evan Goldberg & Seth Rogen. Hitlergeist will (hopefully) star Craig T. Nelson.
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The Interview stars Seth Rogen, James Franco, Lizzy Caplan and Randall Park; directed by Evan Goldberg & Seth Rogen. Hitlergeist will (hopefully) star Craig T. Nelson.
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S5 Ep183: Super Mario Bros.
16 december 2014 |
105 min
In the second-to-last episode of 2014, the gang tackles the oft-requested, yet never recorded, Super Mario Bros.! Why do we need all this life-of-a-plumber back story before we get to Koopaland? Did the cast really get drunk on the set to cope with making such an obviously terrible movie? And we finally discuss the cockiest, most awkward sequel set-up in film history. PLUS: Our depressing, "Dark Knight Returns" inspired ending to an aging Mario Mario.
Super Mario Bros. stars Bob Hoskins, John Leguizamo, Dennis Hopper, Samantha Mathis, Fisher Stevens, Richard Edson, Fiona Shaw and, yes, Lance Henriksen; directed by Annabel Jankel & Rocky Morton.
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Super Mario Bros. stars Bob Hoskins, John Leguizamo, Dennis Hopper, Samantha Mathis, Fisher Stevens, Richard Edson, Fiona Shaw and, yes, Lance Henriksen; directed by Annabel Jankel & Rocky Morton.
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S5 Ep182: Jingle All the Way 2
9 december 2014 |
110 min
In this episode, the gang celebrates their fourth anniversary on the air by breaking the Ten Year Rule to discuss the ridiculous fake-sequel, Jingle All the Way 2! What kind of Christmas film would Steve star in? How does Larry build that Christmas tree from car parts? And why does Werner Herzog love calling in to The Morning Zoo? PLUS: So many Stone Cold Stunners.
Jingle All the Way 2 stars Larry the Cable Guy, Kennedi Clements, Brian Stepanek, Kirsten Robek and Anthony "Santino Marella" Carelli; directed by Alex Zamm. And a huge thanks for four great years of listening to us talk about bad movies! Here's to four more! Hey kewl!
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Jingle All the Way 2 stars Larry the Cable Guy, Kennedi Clements, Brian Stepanek, Kirsten Robek and Anthony "Santino Marella" Carelli; directed by Alex Zamm. And a huge thanks for four great years of listening to us talk about bad movies! Here's to four more! Hey kewl!
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S5 Ep181: Three Men and a Baby
2 december 2014 |
80 min
On this week's episode, the gang cracks a horrendous 1980's sex cult with the ridiculous comedy, Three Men and a Baby! Just how large is this New York City apartment? Why do these guys try to play hardball with serious drug dealers? And was that really Wilson from Home Improvement? PLUS: We look inside a seedy, 1980's Manhattan sex cult through the eyes of one tortured doorman!
Three Men and a Baby stars Tom Selleck, Ted Danson, Steve Guttenberg, Nancy Travis, Margaret Colin, Philip Bosco and Earl Hindman; directed by Star Trek's Leonard Nimoy.
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Three Men and a Baby stars Tom Selleck, Ted Danson, Steve Guttenberg, Nancy Travis, Margaret Colin, Philip Bosco and Earl Hindman; directed by Star Trek's Leonard Nimoy.
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S5: WHM Mailbag: Ninja Scroll, Angry Audiences & Our Favorite Films
29 november 2014 |
25 min
A perfect treat to download before your drive home from what was surely a wholesome family gathering! On this WHM Mailbag, we chat about awkward Ninja Scroll screenings, terrible, yet amazing Jason Goes to Hell audiences, and we also mention some of our favorite films, both new and old!
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If you have a ridiculous WHM-relate story or have a question for the gang, be sure to email us at [email protected]!
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S5 Ep180: Buried Alive
25 november 2014 |
95 min
On this week's episode, the latest #WHMLRM comes to an end as the guys discuss the totally insane Frank Darabont thriller, Buried Alive! What is with that guitar twang? Did that sheriff just ask Tim Matheson out on a date? And what is William Atherton doing to those fish? PLUS: Coming this summer - Fat Inception.
Buried Alive stars Tim Matheson, Jennifer Jason Leigh, William Atherton and Hoyt Axton; directed by Frank Darabont.
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Buried Alive stars Tim Matheson, Jennifer Jason Leigh, William Atherton and Hoyt Axton; directed by Frank Darabont.
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S5: A Side Order of Sleaze: H.O.T.S.
20 november 2014 |
36 min
Hey, remember our side show, A Side Order of Sleaze? No? Well, you're in luck! We're back with an all-new sleazy side order just in time for Thanksgiving! Hooray? On this episode (recorded a while back, but never released), Andrew and Eric discuss the ridiculous 1979 college comedy, H.O.T.S.! What is with that robot? Why does the Mafia have to get involved? And did we really need that football game at the end?
H.O.T.S. stars Susan Kiger, Lisa London, Pamela Jean Bryant, Kimberly Cameron, Donald Petrie and Danny Bonaduce as "Manny Tronaduce"; directed by Gerald Seth Sindell.
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H.O.T.S. stars Susan Kiger, Lisa London, Pamela Jean Bryant, Kimberly Cameron, Donald Petrie and Danny Bonaduce as "Manny Tronaduce"; directed by Gerald Seth Sindell.
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S5 Ep179: The Hand That Rocks the Cradle
18 november 2014 |
100 min
On this week's episode, the gang gets skeeved out by the ultra-white, 90s, domestic thriller, The Hand That Rocks the Cradle! How in the world did the news station show our protagonist's picture on TV? Why do they keep singing lines from The H.M.S. Pinafore? And why won't this husband get mad?! PLUS: How you don't act at a surprise party.
The Hand That Rocks the Cradle stars Annabella Sciorra, Rebecca De Mornay, Matt McCoy, Ernie Hudson, Julianne Moore and John de Lancie; directed by Curtis Hanson.
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The Hand That Rocks the Cradle stars Annabella Sciorra, Rebecca De Mornay, Matt McCoy, Ernie Hudson, Julianne Moore and John de Lancie; directed by Curtis Hanson.
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S5: Animation Damnation #9 - Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue
13 november 2014 |
47 min
On this episode of Animation Damnation, the gang tackles the heavily requested, Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue! How much weed does this kid think he needs? Why did the President and First Lady introduce this thing? And how many kids were actually turned on to drugs by this? PLUS: Why only one Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?
Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue stars a ton of voice actors who do everything else and it was directed by Milton Gray, Marsh Lamore, Bob Shellhorn, Mike Svayko and Karen Peterson. Yes, five people directed this thiry-minute cartoon. Be sure to check out other episodes of Animation Damnation and our other bonus shows by picking up our app or visiting our Bandcamp page!
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Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue stars a ton of voice actors who do everything else and it was directed by Milton Gray, Marsh Lamore, Bob Shellhorn, Mike Svayko and Karen Peterson. Yes, five people directed this thiry-minute cartoon. Be sure to check out other episodes of Animation Damnation and our other bonus shows by picking up our app or visiting our Bandcamp page!
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S5 Ep178: Johnny Mnemonic
11 november 2014 |
84 min
On this week's episode, the #WHMLRM continues as the guys tackle the 1995 cyber-punk thriller, Johnny Mnemonic! What's with this narration-less scroll? How is Udo Kier not a vampire in every film? And what's with Ice-T dropping cars on everybody? PLUS: The guys debate Catfish and also show their love for the great Keanu Reeves.
Johnny Mnemonic stars Keanu Reeves, Ice-T, Dolph Lundgren, Henry Rollins, Dina Meyer, "Beat" Takeshi, Barbara Sukowa and Udo Kier; directed by Robert Longo.
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Johnny Mnemonic stars Keanu Reeves, Ice-T, Dolph Lundgren, Henry Rollins, Dina Meyer, "Beat" Takeshi, Barbara Sukowa and Udo Kier; directed by Robert Longo.
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S5 Ep177: Wild in the Streets
4 november 2014 |
88 min
On this week's episode, the gang kicks off the latest Listener Request Month with the ridiculous, 60's propaganda film, Wild in the Streets! Did Ed Begley Sr. ever play a likable character? Where was all the Capitol security in this film? And how did a band who never tours get so popular? PLUS: Take it easy baby, baby man, baby; we're all the fifty-two percent!
Wild in the Streets stars Christopher Jones, Shelley Winters, Hal Holbrook, Richard Pryor, Ed Begley Sr. and Larry Bishop; directed by Barry Shear. And be sure to check out our new merch store over at whmpodcast.spreadshirt.com!
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Wild in the Streets stars Christopher Jones, Shelley Winters, Hal Holbrook, Richard Pryor, Ed Begley Sr. and Larry Bishop; directed by Barry Shear. And be sure to check out our new merch store over at whmpodcast.spreadshirt.com!
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S5 Ep176: Child's Play 3
28 oktober 2014 |
95 min
The #WHMSpooktacular2014 sadly comes to an end with the "Platoon of Horror Movies", Child's Play 3! Why bother continuing the Andy storyline? Why did Brad Dourif decide on that Nicholson impression? And what is the deal with that barber?!? PLUS: A certain Secundus-chasing actor walks off the set.
Child's Play 3 stars Brad Dourif, Justin Whalin, Perrey Reeves, Jeremy Sylvers, Travis Fine and Dakin Matthews; directed by Jack Bender. Don't miss out on catching our live commentary at the Jacob Burns Film Center's After Dark Halloween Marathon, Friday, 10/31 at 10pm! Passes are still available, so shake a leg!
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Child's Play 3 stars Brad Dourif, Justin Whalin, Perrey Reeves, Jeremy Sylvers, Travis Fine and Dakin Matthews; directed by Jack Bender. Don't miss out on catching our live commentary at the Jacob Burns Film Center's After Dark Halloween Marathon, Friday, 10/31 at 10pm! Passes are still available, so shake a leg!
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S5 Ep175: I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
21 oktober 2014 |
95 min
Our #WHMSpooktacular2014 rolls on with the totally pointless teen horror snore-quel, I Still Know What You Did Last Summer! Why does Freddie insist on going to that terrifying clam bake? Who thought up this Jack Black character? And who was asking for all this obnoxious Mekhi Phifer sex talk? PLUS: Can we finally see someone painting a threat in blood?
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer stars Jennifer Love Hewitt, Freddie Prinze, Jr., Brandy, Mekhi Phifer and Muse Watson; directed by Danny Cannon. And be sure to grab your marathon passes to the Jacob Burns Film Center's After Dark Halloween Marathon where we'll be performing live! A trip to Muldoon's may follow!
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I Still Know What You Did Last Summer stars Jennifer Love Hewitt, Freddie Prinze, Jr., Brandy, Mekhi Phifer and Muse Watson; directed by Danny Cannon. And be sure to grab your marathon passes to the Jacob Burns Film Center's After Dark Halloween Marathon where we'll be performing live! A trip to Muldoon's may follow!
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S5: WHM Mail Bag: John Lithgow, Jorts & JCVD
17 oktober 2014 |
32 min
In this month's WHM Mail Bag, the gang chats about awkward encounters with angry dads, day jobs for retired Transformers, and their own personal werewolf preferences.
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If you'd like to hear your weird stories and questions for the gang read on the air, write in to the WHM Mail Bag: [email protected]!
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S5 Ep174: Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday
14 oktober 2014 |
103 min
The #WHMSpooktacular2014 rolls on with a trip back to Crystal Lake in the insanely stupid sequel, Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday! Why did they think this body swapping thing was a good idea? Where did Creighton Duke learn all this stuff about the supposed Voorhees mythology? And why, oh why, do we need more drama from Crystal Lake townies? PLUS: The leather bondage shaving scene you didn't know you'd get in a Friday the 13th film!
Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday stars John D. LeMay, Kane Hodder, Steven Williams, Steven Culp, Kari Keegan, Richard Grant and Erin Gray; directed by Adam Marcus.
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Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday stars John D. LeMay, Kane Hodder, Steven Williams, Steven Culp, Kari Keegan, Richard Grant and Erin Gray; directed by Adam Marcus.
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S5 Ep173: C.H.U.D. 2: Bud the C.H.U.D.
7 oktober 2014 |
109 min
The gang welcomes back comedian and friend Justin J. Case to help kick off the sequel-centric #WHMSpooktacular2014 with the genre-flopping, C.H.U.D. II: Bud the C.H.U.D.! What would happen if E.T. went to high school? How did Brian Robbins keep that mullet in check? And do we compensate the widows of C.H.U.D. soldiers? PLUS: We don't give you the fake C.H.U.D. box set you deserve, but we give you the fake C.H.U.D. box set you need.
C.H.U.D. II: Bud the C.H.U.D. stars Brian Robbins, Bill Calvert, Tricia Leigh Fisher, Gerrit Graham and Robert Vaughn; directed by David Irving. And be sure to catch us on Halloween, 10/31, at the Jacob Burns Film Center's After Dark Halloween Marathon doing a live commentary to a cult classic we're very familiar with! Get tickets here and bring your friends!
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C.H.U.D. II: Bud the C.H.U.D. stars Brian Robbins, Bill Calvert, Tricia Leigh Fisher, Gerrit Graham and Robert Vaughn; directed by David Irving. And be sure to catch us on Halloween, 10/31, at the Jacob Burns Film Center's After Dark Halloween Marathon doing a live commentary to a cult classic we're very familiar with! Get tickets here and bring your friends!
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S5 Ep172: Double Dragon
30 september 2014 |
106 min
In this week's episode, the gang calls an audible in order to tackle the wretched video game adaptation, Double Dragon! Why in the world would you put Scott Wolf in this role? What is with that fat monster? And is Robert Patrick's villain a racist? PLUS: The mystery of which Bruce Steve was thinking of!
Double Dragon stars Scott Wolf, Mark Dacascos, Robert Patrick, Alyssa Milano and Julia Nickson; directed by James Yukich.
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Double Dragon stars Scott Wolf, Mark Dacascos, Robert Patrick, Alyssa Milano and Julia Nickson; directed by James Yukich.
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S5 Ep171: Secret Window
23 september 2014 |
98 min
On this week's episode, the gang finally works up the courage to tackle the incredibly stupid Stephen King adaptation, Secret Window! Why did they think casting John Turturro as a menacing Mississippian was a good idea? What's with all the Dorita-chips and Mountain Dew? And did we really need to see that dead dog puppet? PLUS: This fall on TNT, from the minds of Lunch Room comes, Hutton & Dutton!
Secret Window stars Johnny Depp, John Turturro, Maria Bello, Timothy Hutton and Charles S. Dutton; directed by David Koepp.
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Secret Window stars Johnny Depp, John Turturro, Maria Bello, Timothy Hutton and Charles S. Dutton; directed by David Koepp.
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S5 Ep170: Timecop
16 september 2014 |
100 min
On this episode, the gang celebrates the 20th anniversary of the legendary Timecop! Why did they need those rocket cars to time travel? Why is Ron Silver carrying out this ridiculous time robbery scheme? And how are they not recognizing their one-decade-older selves? PLUS: A twenty year mystery is solved.
Timecop stars Jean-Claude Van Damme, Ron Silver, Mia Sara, Bruce McGill and Gloria Reuben; directed by Peter Hyams.
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Timecop stars Jean-Claude Van Damme, Ron Silver, Mia Sara, Bruce McGill and Gloria Reuben; directed by Peter Hyams.
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S5 Ep169: The Substitute
9 september 2014 |
106 min
On the season premiere of We Hate Movies, the gang heads back to school with Tom Berenger and Marc Anthony in The Substitute! Why does this movie spend so much time on the botched Cuba mission? Why did Berenger's resume need to be that padded? And what on Earth is up with that bathing suit? PLUS: I'mgonnakillherI'mgonnakillherI'mgonnakillher!
The Substitute stars Tom Berenger, Ernie Hudson, Raymond Cruz, William Forsythe, Luis Guzmán and Diane Venora; directed by Robert Mandel.
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The Substitute stars Tom Berenger, Ernie Hudson, Raymond Cruz, William Forsythe, Luis Guzmán and Diane Venora; directed by Robert Mandel.
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S4: WHM Summer Rerun - Ewoks: the Battle for Endor
2 september 2014 |
95 min
Original Air Date: A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
On the final WHM Summer Rerun of 2014, the guys look back at one of the all-time fan favorite episodes on Ewoks: The Battle for Endor! This show marks the first appearance of Wilford Brimley on WHM and is the second of three times the guys have ventured into the Star Wars universe. Brimley hates that rabbit. The rabbit hates Brimley. The guys don't entirely hate the movie.
Ewoks: The Battle for Endor stars Wilford Brimley, Warwick Davis, Aubree Miller, Siân Phillips, Carel Struycken and Paul Gleason; directed by Jim & Ken Wheat.
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On the final WHM Summer Rerun of 2014, the guys look back at one of the all-time fan favorite episodes on Ewoks: The Battle for Endor! This show marks the first appearance of Wilford Brimley on WHM and is the second of three times the guys have ventured into the Star Wars universe. Brimley hates that rabbit. The rabbit hates Brimley. The guys don't entirely hate the movie.
Ewoks: The Battle for Endor stars Wilford Brimley, Warwick Davis, Aubree Miller, Siân Phillips, Carel Struycken and Paul Gleason; directed by Jim & Ken Wheat.
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S4: WHM Summer Rerun: Rocky IV
26 augusti 2014 |
84 min
On this WHM Summer Rerun, the gang looks back at the time they got in the ring with Rocky IV! Everyone agrees that Paulie is Cinema's Greatest Loser. Rocky is out of control arrogant in this movie. And the stones on Stallone to have his titular pugilist essentially end the Cold War by giving a sappy end-of-match speech!
Rocky IV stars Sylvester Stallone, Dolph Lundgren, Talia Shire, Carl Weathers, Burt Young, Tony Burton, Brigitte Nielsen; directed by Sylvester Stallone.
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Rocky IV stars Sylvester Stallone, Dolph Lundgren, Talia Shire, Carl Weathers, Burt Young, Tony Burton, Brigitte Nielsen; directed by Sylvester Stallone.
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S4: WHM Summer Rewind: Tuff Turf
12 augusti 2014 |
95 min
Original Air Date: 2/12/13
On this WHM Summer Rerun, the gang reminisces about one of their absolute favorite films from the WHM catalog, Tuff Turf! Steve wonders how James Spader's possible Back to the Future audition went. Andrew impersonates Jim Carroll delivering dialog on heroin. And Chris butchers up the "80s Teen Dramedy" cow. PLUS: Two words - Jack. Mack.
Tuff Turf stars James Spader, Kim Richards, Paul Mones, Robert Downey Jr., Matt Clark, Jim Carroll and Jack Mack & the Heart Attack; directed by Fritz Kiersch.
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On this WHM Summer Rerun, the gang reminisces about one of their absolute favorite films from the WHM catalog, Tuff Turf! Steve wonders how James Spader's possible Back to the Future audition went. Andrew impersonates Jim Carroll delivering dialog on heroin. And Chris butchers up the "80s Teen Dramedy" cow. PLUS: Two words - Jack. Mack.
Tuff Turf stars James Spader, Kim Richards, Paul Mones, Robert Downey Jr., Matt Clark, Jim Carroll and Jack Mack & the Heart Attack; directed by Fritz Kiersch.
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S4: WHM Summer Rerun: Invisible Child
5 augusti 2014 |
94 min
Original Air Date: 9/4/12
On the first WHM Summer Rerun, the gang looks back at the batshit classic, Invisible Child! Andrew explains how he'd handle someone thinking they had an invisible child, Steve rags on the secret society of English nannies and Eric guesses why Victor Garber would make a whole pizza in the middle of the night. His theory? To curb horny behavior! Fan Favorite Line: "I mean, you're in a hot tub, baby, you're either getting physical therapy or you're fucking!"
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On the first WHM Summer Rerun, the gang looks back at the batshit classic, Invisible Child! Andrew explains how he'd handle someone thinking they had an invisible child, Steve rags on the secret society of English nannies and Eric guesses why Victor Garber would make a whole pizza in the middle of the night. His theory? To curb horny behavior! Fan Favorite Line: "I mean, you're in a hot tub, baby, you're either getting physical therapy or you're fucking!"
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S4 Ep168: TMNT II: The Secret of the Ooze
29 juli 2014 |
98 min
On the WHM Summer Finale, the #SBE2014 comes to an end when the gang chats about the incredibly annoying and sadly family friendly Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze! Why didn't they put Bebop and Rocksteady in this movie? Is Splinter chasing the dragon through this whole thing? And what is with no one at the Vanilla Ice warehouse concert being terrified by a group of fighting monsters? PLUS: They're BABIES!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze stars Paige Turco, David Warner, Ernie Reyes Jr., François Chau and Kevin Nash; directed by Michael Pressman.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze stars Paige Turco, David Warner, Ernie Reyes Jr., François Chau and Kevin Nash; directed by Michael Pressman.
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S4 Ep167: Under Siege 2: Dark Territory
22 juli 2014 |
97 min
On this week's episode, the gang rides the rails with Steven Seagal and Eric Bogosian in the train hijacking sequel, Under Siege 2: Dark Territory! Why do we need Seagal microwaving a cake? Did Bogosian have to do that Rod Serling impression? And is Seagal really getting foiled by a Newton and a clogged fax line? PLUS: We all better go talk to the Captain.
Under Siege 2: Dark Territory stars Steven Seagal, Eric Bogosian, Everett McGill, Morris Chestnut, Peter Greene and Katherine Heigl; directed by Geoff Murphy.
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Under Siege 2: Dark Territory stars Steven Seagal, Eric Bogosian, Everett McGill, Morris Chestnut, Peter Greene and Katherine Heigl; directed by Geoff Murphy.
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S4: WHM Mailbag: Nude-alities, Elderly Flashers and Hell Mouths
17 juli 2014 |
20 min
In the July Mailbag, Andrew, Eric and Chris talk about naked old fellas, Charles Manson, bad celebrity impressions and more!
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S4 Ep166: The Day After Tomorrow
15 juli 2014 |
88 min
In this week's episode, the gang bundles up with the ultra boring disaster dud, The Day After Tomorrow! How 'bout those CGI wolves, huh? Why did they think hiding in a library would be exciting? And just how useless is Sela Ward in this movie? PLUS: This Fall, Louie Anderson returns to a lot of NBC.
The Day After Tomorrow stars Dennis Quaid, Jake Gyllenhaal, Emmy Rossum, Sela Ward, Dash Mihok, Jay O. Sanders and Ian Holm; directed by Roland Emmerich.
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The Day After Tomorrow stars Dennis Quaid, Jake Gyllenhaal, Emmy Rossum, Sela Ward, Dash Mihok, Jay O. Sanders and Ian Holm; directed by Roland Emmerich.
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S4 Ep165: Planet of the Apes (2001)
8 juli 2014 |
96 min
In this week's episode, the gang enters the back half of their Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza with Tim Burton's depressingly terrible Planet of the Apes! Why not hire anybody besides Mark Wahlberg? Why are we still sending chimps into space in 2029? And what kind of a trampoline budget were they working with here? PLUS: Twilight Zone's greatest "secret robot" scenarios.
Planet of the Apes stars Mark Wahlberg, Tim Roth, Helena Bonham Carter, Michael Clarke Duncan, Paul Giamatti, Estella Warren, Kris Kristofferson and Charlton Heston; directed by Tim Burton.
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Planet of the Apes stars Mark Wahlberg, Tim Roth, Helena Bonham Carter, Michael Clarke Duncan, Paul Giamatti, Estella Warren, Kris Kristofferson and Charlton Heston; directed by Tim Burton.
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S4 Ep164: Stroker Ace
1 juli 2014 |
89 min
On this week's episode, the gang tackles a sweaty ass Burt Reynolds' movie with the pretty silly, Stroker Ace! Is Stroker an immortal god who has lived through Prohibition and the sweaty 1980s? Is Ned Beatty's character really just Otis from Superman on the run from Mr. Luthor? And how many prehistoric jokes can we fit into one movie? PLUS: Eric mildly enjoys Tom Jones, Andrew does not. Different opinions on We Hate Movies!
Stroker Ace stars Burt Reynolds, Jim Nabors, Ned Beatty, Loni Anderson and Parker Stevenson; directed by Hal Needham.
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Stroker Ace stars Burt Reynolds, Jim Nabors, Ned Beatty, Loni Anderson and Parker Stevenson; directed by Hal Needham.
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S4: Animation Damnation #5 - Star Trek: The Animated Series: The Magicks of Megas-Tu
27 juni 2014 |
47 min
On this edition of Animation Damnation, the guys are ragging on an episode of the Star Trek cartoon entitled, "The Magicks of Megas-Tu"! While possibly being a huge commercial for their all-new, hilarious, Trekmentary: Nemesis track, the guys also spend some time pondering George Lucas on 'ludes, Kirk being okay with Satan and whether or not Bones was a Confederate racist.
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S4 Ep163: Catwoman
24 juni 2014 |
101 min
In this week's episode, the 4th annual Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza continues as the gang tackles the Gotham-less, action-less, interest-less Catwoman! Why is this movie not set in Gotham? Is Benjamin Bratt's character really named Tom Lone? And why on Earth does this version of Catwoman need magical cat powers? PLUS: The guys take a trip to Michael Massee's Garbage Island.
Catwoman stars Halle Berry, Benjamin Bratt, Sharon Stone, Lambert Wilson, Frances Conroy, Alex Borstein and Michael Massee; directed by Pitof.
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Catwoman stars Halle Berry, Benjamin Bratt, Sharon Stone, Lambert Wilson, Frances Conroy, Alex Borstein and Michael Massee; directed by Pitof.
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S4 Ep162: Swordfish
17 juni 2014 |
97 min
In this week's episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza 2014 rolls on with the sexy cyber thriller, Swordfish! What is with that wretched Dog Day Afternoon monologue? Take a gander at Hugh Jackman's excellent frosted tips! And who would ever want to put up and hang out with John Travolta's character? PLUS: Halle Berry as Michael Jackson in 2016!
Swordfish stars Hugh Jackman, John Travolta, Halle Berry, Don Cheadle, Sam Shepard, and Vinnie Jones; directed by Dominic Sena.
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Swordfish stars Hugh Jackman, John Travolta, Halle Berry, Don Cheadle, Sam Shepard, and Vinnie Jones; directed by Dominic Sena.
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S4 Ep161: Mortal Kombat
10 juni 2014 |
103 min
In this week's episode, the gang travels to Outworld to take on Goro and the rest of the freaks in the ass kicking video game adaptation, Mortal Kombat! Why did they cower away from any blood whatsoever? Why does Reptile have to look like the SoBe mascot? And why did they cast a white guy to play Lord Rayden? PLUS: A Mortal Kombat themed vacation resort might be the new Happiest Place on Earth!
Mortal Kombat stars Christopher Lambert, Robin Shou, Linden Ashby, Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, Bridgette Wilson-Sampras, Talisa Soto, Trevor Goddard, Chris Casamassa, François Petit and Keith Cooke; directed by Paul W.S. Anderson.
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Mortal Kombat stars Christopher Lambert, Robin Shou, Linden Ashby, Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, Bridgette Wilson-Sampras, Talisa Soto, Trevor Goddard, Chris Casamassa, François Petit and Keith Cooke; directed by Paul W.S. Anderson.
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S4: WHM Mail Bag: Chuck E. Cheese, Vasectomies and Divorce
6 juni 2014 |
26 min
On this WHM Mail Bag, the gang opens up some letters talking about strange Chuck E. Cheese encounters, divorced dads at the movies, favorite Jim Belushi films and academic Abraxas crossword puzzles! PLUS: A letter from an actual American hero.
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S4 Ep160: Mystery Men
3 juni 2014 |
100 min
In this week's episode, the gang kicks off #SBE2014 with the dull film about wannabe superheroes, Mystery Men! Why make a movie about tertiary characters from a comic book no one really cares about? What was with that brutal murder? And is it possible Tim Burton directed this? PLUS: The "Time to Make the Donuts" guy is getting ripped off... from beyond the grave!
Mystery Men stars Ben Stiller, Hank Azaria, William H. Macy, Janeane Garofalo, Kel Mitchell, Paul Reubens, Wes Studi, Greg Kinnear, Claire Forlani, Tom Waits, Eddie Izzard, Lena Olin, Artie Lange and Geoffrey Rush; directed by Kinka Usher (or possibly Tim Burton).
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Mystery Men stars Ben Stiller, Hank Azaria, William H. Macy, Janeane Garofalo, Kel Mitchell, Paul Reubens, Wes Studi, Greg Kinnear, Claire Forlani, Tom Waits, Eddie Izzard, Lena Olin, Artie Lange and Geoffrey Rush; directed by Kinka Usher (or possibly Tim Burton).
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S4 Ep159: Hamburger: The Motion Picture
26 maj 2014 |
100 min
In this week's episode, the gang concludes their Memorial Day Hot Dogs & Hamburgers double feature by taking to task the incredibly offensive college comedy, Hamburger: The Motion Picture! Why is our hero such a dud? How was everyone okay with the treatment of Magneto Jones? And did Dick Butkus' character really need to be a racist? PLUS: Ronald Reagan movie reviews and Jesse Ventura counts "10"s!
Hamburger: The Motion Picture stars Leigh McCloskey, Chip McAllister, Jack Blessing, Charles Tyner, Debra Blee, Randi Brooks and Dick Butkus; directed by Mike Marvin.
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Hamburger: The Motion Picture stars Leigh McCloskey, Chip McAllister, Jack Blessing, Charles Tyner, Debra Blee, Randi Brooks and Dick Butkus; directed by Mike Marvin.
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S4 Ep158: Hot Dog... The Movie
20 maj 2014 |
102 min
In this week's episode, the gang hits the slopes with the outrageous, irresponsible, hot dog free, Hot Dog... The Movie! Why are we touring so many motels before we get to the mountain resort? Who thought naming a Japanese character "Kamikaze" was a good/funny idea? And what's with the Duran Duran instrumental mix? PLUS: Nick Nolte, Nazi Hunter.
Hot Dog... The Movie stars David Naughton, Patrick Houser, Tracy Smith, James Saito and Shannon Tweed; directed by Peter Markle.
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Hot Dog... The Movie stars David Naughton, Patrick Houser, Tracy Smith, James Saito and Shannon Tweed; directed by Peter Markle.
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S4 Ep157: Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe
13 maj 2014 |
78 min
In this week's episode, the gang tackles the ridiculous Jesse "The Body" Ventura masterpiece, Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe! What is the point of those crappy police characters? Why do we need so many people doing voice overs? And is that, no, it can't be...Jim Belushi? PLUS: We think one of those house painters over there just might be Secundas.
Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe stars Jesse "The Body" Ventura, Sven-Ole Thorsen, Marjorie Bransfield, Francis Mitchell and, yes, James Belushi; directed by Damian Lee.
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Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe stars Jesse "The Body" Ventura, Sven-Ole Thorsen, Marjorie Bransfield, Francis Mitchell and, yes, James Belushi; directed by Damian Lee.
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S4 Ep156: The Butterfly Effect
6 maj 2014 |
96 min
In this week's episode, the gang gets super extreme and totally has their minds blown while watching The Butterfly Effect! With this trumped up student film, who thought it was a good idea to put up the money? Why does there have to be so many bad things happening to these poor kids? Pick one! And who really thought that Directors' Cut ending was worth even shooting? PLUS: A peek inside the writers' room for this film.
The Butterfly Effect stars Ashton Kutcher, Amy Smart, Elden Henson, William Lee Scott, Melora Walters, Ethan Suplee and Eric Stoltz; directed by Eric Bress and J. Mackye Gruber.
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The Butterfly Effect stars Ashton Kutcher, Amy Smart, Elden Henson, William Lee Scott, Melora Walters, Ethan Suplee and Eric Stoltz; directed by Eric Bress and J. Mackye Gruber.
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S4 Ep155: Every Which Way But Loose
29 april 2014 |
111 min
In this week's episode, the gang gets in a bar brawl with Clint Eastwood and Clyde the Orangutan in the bare knuckle action flick, Every Which Way But Loose! How is Eastwood getting this ape into all these restaurants? Why does Beverly D'Angelo so easily agree to get in this creep's truck? And who on Earth asked for that much Ruth Gordon? PLUS: Eastwood's blood is boiling.
Every Which Way But Loose stars Clint Eastwood, Sondra Locke, Geoffrey Lewis, Beverly D'Angelo, Ruth Gordon and Manis the Orangutan as Clyde the Orangutan; directed by James Fargo.
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Every Which Way But Loose stars Clint Eastwood, Sondra Locke, Geoffrey Lewis, Beverly D'Angelo, Ruth Gordon and Manis the Orangutan as Clyde the Orangutan; directed by James Fargo.
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S4 Ep154: Hail Caesar
22 april 2014 |
100 min
In this week's episode, the gang tackles the laughless, Anthony Michael Hall passion project, Hail Caesar! How did something like this get the green light? Why did Robert Downey agree to this nothing role? And how dare they drop a secret music video into this film? PLUS: The search for laughs turns up zero results.
Hail Caesar stars Anthony Michael Hall, Bobbie Phillips, Leslie Danon, Samuel L. Jackson, Judd Nelson, Robert Downey Jr., Robert Downey Sr., and Frank Gorshin; directed by Anthony Michael Hall... for some reason.
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Hail Caesar stars Anthony Michael Hall, Bobbie Phillips, Leslie Danon, Samuel L. Jackson, Judd Nelson, Robert Downey Jr., Robert Downey Sr., and Frank Gorshin; directed by Anthony Michael Hall... for some reason.
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S4 Ep153: The Karate Kid Part III
15 april 2014 |
95 min
In this week's episode, the gang enters the Under 18 All-Valley tournament with Ralph Macchio and Thomas Ian Griffith in the ridiculous sequel, The Karate Kid Part III! Why did the filmmakers insist on making all the stories play back-to-back? How is John Kreese not in prison for joking out kids in parking lots? And what is with that platonic relationship crap, LaRusso? PLUS: Terry Silver takes over the crown as Greatest WHM Villain!
The Karate Kid Part III, stars Ralph Macchio, Pat Morita, Robyn Lively, Martin Kove, Sean Kanan and Thomas Ian Griffith; directed by John Avildsen.
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The Karate Kid Part III, stars Ralph Macchio, Pat Morita, Robyn Lively, Martin Kove, Sean Kanan and Thomas Ian Griffith; directed by John Avildsen.
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S4 Ep152: Joysticks
8 april 2014 |
91 min
In this week's episode, the gang gets nostalgic for '80s arcade culture with the ?classic? raunch comedy, Joysticks! How does this nerd fall for that sorority prank at the beginning? Why isn't Joe Don Baker tossing furniture in this movie? And isn't it beautiful to see the entire high school caste system melt away once these characters enter the glorious video arcade? Plus: Joe Don Baker gets mistakenly cast in Boogie Nights!
Joysticks stars the great Joe Don Baker, Leif Green, Jim Greenleaf, Scott McGinnis, Corinne Bohrer & Jon Gries; directed by Greydon Clark.
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Joysticks stars the great Joe Don Baker, Leif Green, Jim Greenleaf, Scott McGinnis, Corinne Bohrer & Jon Gries; directed by Greydon Clark.
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S4 Ep151: North
1 april 2014 |
108 min
In this week's episode, the gang goes on the road with Elijah Wood and Bruce Willis in the absolutely horrendous family tragedy, North! Who thought any of the so-called jokes in this movie would actually land? How is it that no one saw just how cruel this film is? And how on Earth did they get away with so much racism? Plus: Some of the most stomach churning child acting you've ever seen!
North stars Elijah Wood, Bruce Willis, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jon Lovitz, Alan Arkin, Dan Aykroyd, Reba McEntire, Graham Greene, Kathy Bates, Abe Vigoda, Richard Belzer, John Ritter, Faith Ford, Scarlett Johansson and Robert Costanzo; directed by Rob Reiner.
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North stars Elijah Wood, Bruce Willis, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jon Lovitz, Alan Arkin, Dan Aykroyd, Reba McEntire, Graham Greene, Kathy Bates, Abe Vigoda, Richard Belzer, John Ritter, Faith Ford, Scarlett Johansson and Robert Costanzo; directed by Rob Reiner.
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S4 Ep150: My Science Project
25 mars 2014 |
84 min
In this week's episode, the gang tries (and fails) to travel through time with Fisher Stevens and Dennis Hopper in the forgotten sci-fi dud, My Science Project! Why did the script call for all those slurs? How does this time travel movie not feature any time travel? And how do you boil Dennis Hopper down into such a nothing character? Plus: A kid from 1985 travels to a McDonald's...in 1998.
My Science Project stars John Stockwell, Danielle von Zerneck, Fisher Stevens and Dennis Hopper; directed by Jonathan R. Betuel.
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My Science Project stars John Stockwell, Danielle von Zerneck, Fisher Stevens and Dennis Hopper; directed by Jonathan R. Betuel.
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S4 Ep149: Dreamcatcher
18 mars 2014 |
106 min
In this week's episode, the gang heads back to snowy Maine with Thomas Jane and Jason Lee in the fart filled, Stephen King adaptation, Dreamcatcher! Really, what is with all the farting? Was Stephen King just recycling all his old ideas to make one super-sized Stephen King novel? And why does the military have to get involved? Plus: Wilford Brimley accidentally votes Carter in '76.
Dreamcatcher stars Thomas Jane, Jason Lee, Damian Lewis, Timothy Olyphant, Morgan Freeman, Donnie Wahlberg and the Unemployable Tom Sizemore; directed by Lawrence Kasdan.
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Dreamcatcher stars Thomas Jane, Jason Lee, Damian Lewis, Timothy Olyphant, Morgan Freeman, Donnie Wahlberg and the Unemployable Tom Sizemore; directed by Lawrence Kasdan.
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S4 Ep148: Canvas
11 mars 2014 |
88 min
In this week's episode, the gang travels to Montreal - or do they stay in New York? - to ride alongside Gary Busey in the geographically confused art thriller, Canvas! Have there ever been two less convincing actors playing New York Italians? How are the cops not on to Gary Busey this whole time? And does this film take place in Montreal or New York? PLUS: This movie's bullshit, Indy!
Canvas stars Gary Busey, John Rhys-Davies, Vittorio Rossi, Nick Caviola and Jonathan Palis; directed by Alain Zaloum.
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Canvas stars Gary Busey, John Rhys-Davies, Vittorio Rossi, Nick Caviola and Jonathan Palis; directed by Alain Zaloum.
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S4 Ep147: Blame It On Rio
4 mars 2014 |
84 min
In this week's episode, the gang takes a creepy trip south to point and stare at Michael Caine in the incredibly disturbing Blame It On Rio! Why is there a parrot in almost every shot? Has Michael Caine ever been seedier? And why doesn't Demi Moore step in and stop this madness? Plus: Is there anything you can't blame on Rio?
Blame It On Rio stars Michael Caine, Michelle Johnson, Joseph Bologna, Demi Moore and Valerie Harper; directed by Hollywood legend, Stanley Donen.
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Blame It On Rio stars Michael Caine, Michelle Johnson, Joseph Bologna, Demi Moore and Valerie Harper; directed by Hollywood legend, Stanley Donen.
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S4 Ep146: Mrs. Doubtfire
25 februari 2014 |
93 min
In this week's episode, the gang gets ready to break up some nostalgia with the insanely terrifying, family in peril thriller, Mrs. Doubtfire! Why does this movie need to tack on the anti-smoking message? How does Robin Williams not see that divorce a mile away? And why does he make Harvey Fierstein design all those other disguises if he knows he's going as Mrs. Doubtfire? Plus: We open Alcatraz back up for one very special execution.
Mrs. Doubtfire stars Robin Williams, Sally Field, Pierce Brosnan, Harvey Fierstein, and Robert Prosky; directed by Chris Columbus.
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Mrs. Doubtfire stars Robin Williams, Sally Field, Pierce Brosnan, Harvey Fierstein, and Robert Prosky; directed by Chris Columbus.
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S4 Ep145: Hard Target
18 februari 2014 |
96 min
In this week's episode, the gang heads down to the Big Easy with JCVD and Wilford Brimley in the 1993 action pseudo-classic, Hard Target! What is going on with all these accents? Is Lance Henriksen the Devil? And can everyone agree to stop saying "Daddy"? Plus: Wilford insists on doing all of his own stunts.
Hard Target stars Jean-Claude Van Damme, Lance Henriksen, Yancy Butler, Arnold Vosloo and Wilford Brimley; directed by John Woo.
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Hard Target stars Jean-Claude Van Damme, Lance Henriksen, Yancy Butler, Arnold Vosloo and Wilford Brimley; directed by John Woo.
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S4 Ep144: Episode 144 - Masters of the Universe LIVE
11 februari 2014 |
57 min
In this week's episode, the gang hits the stage at the People's Improv Theater to rag on one of the 1980's hunkiest flubs, Masters of the Universe! Why does it feel like we're starting with a sequel to a different He-Man movie? Who OK'd that Skeletor makeup? And why is there so little He-Man in this movie? Plus: He-Man, arch nemesis of Richard Nixon.
Masters of the Universe stars Dolph Lundgren, Frank Langella, Meg Foster, Billy Barty and Courteney Cox; directed by Gary Goddard.
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Masters of the Universe stars Dolph Lundgren, Frank Langella, Meg Foster, Billy Barty and Courteney Cox; directed by Gary Goddard.
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S4 Ep143: Episode 143 - Pray for Death
4 februari 2014 |
93 min
In this week's episode, the gang kicks off another Listener Request Month with 1985's amazing, karate-feuled, revenge film, Pray for Death! Why would you leave behind a lucrative promotion to open a terrible restaurant in another country? What's with Limehouse's love of costumed shenanigans? And where did that chainsaw come from? Plus: Saito's revenge rampage runs awfully close to Batman's origin. Coincidence?
Pray for Death stars Sho Kosugi, James Booth, Donna Kei Benz and Michael Constantine; directed by Gordon Hessler.
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Pray for Death stars Sho Kosugi, James Booth, Donna Kei Benz and Michael Constantine; directed by Gordon Hessler.
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S4 Ep142: Episode 142 - A Good Day to Die Hard
28 januari 2014 |
100 min
In this week's episode, the gang caps off their Worst of 2013 month with a trip to Mother Russia in the laziest chapter in the Book of McClane yet, A Good Day to Die Hard! How is John McClane Sr. a terminator in this movie? How do you do a Die Hard movie without a memorable villain? And how does McClane not know how the CIA works? Plus: Meet John's older, more successful, Louisiana born brother, Sass McClane!
A Good Day to Die Hard stars Bruce Willis, Jai Courtney, Sebastian Koch and Yuliya Snigir; directed by John Moore.
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A Good Day to Die Hard stars Bruce Willis, Jai Courtney, Sebastian Koch and Yuliya Snigir; directed by John Moore.
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S4 Ep141: Episode 141 - Getaway
21 januari 2014 |
90 min
In this week's episode, the gang welcomes Blame it on Outer Space's Ben Worcester to the show as they dissect the incredibly boring Ethan Hawke thriller, Getaway! Why did they think so much hyper editing was a good thing? Who thought Selena Gomez was a believable street tough? And why would you only show Jon Voight's lips? Plus: Breakin' Necks with Gerard Butler!
Getaway stars Ethan Hawke, Selena Gomez and Jon Voight; directed by Courtney Solomon.
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Getaway stars Ethan Hawke, Selena Gomez and Jon Voight; directed by Courtney Solomon.
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S4 Ep140: Episode 140 - Easy Rider: The Ride Back
14 januari 2014 |
91 min
In this week's episode, the gang has their jaws on the floor with the incredibly wrongheaded, totally embarrassing, Easy Rider: The Ride Back. Where does that 9/11 reference come from? How many flashback threads can you squeeze into one film? And most importantly - WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA? Plus: Dennis Hopper and John Candy as vengeful poltergeists out for cinematic revenge!
Easy Rider: The Ride Back stars Jeff Fahey, Sheree J. Wilson, Newell Alexander and Phil Pitzer; directed by Dustin Rikert.
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Easy Rider: The Ride Back stars Jeff Fahey, Sheree J. Wilson, Newell Alexander and Phil Pitzer; directed by Dustin Rikert.
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S4 Ep139: Episode 139 - After Earth
7 januari 2014 |
92 min
In this week's episode, the gang kicks off their Worst of 2013 month with the totally snooze-worthy, secret M. Night Shyamalan film, After Earth! Could the acting get any stiffer? Why is Lil' General getting jammed down our throats? And where are those aliens they kept talking about at the beginning? Plus: America's fastest growing quiz sensation - "After Earth or Oblivion?"
After Earth stars Jaden Smith, Will Smith, Zoe Kravitz and Sophie Okonedo; "directed" by M. Night Shyamalan.
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After Earth stars Jaden Smith, Will Smith, Zoe Kravitz and Sophie Okonedo; "directed" by M. Night Shyamalan.
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S4 Ep138: The Core
31 december 2013 |
96 min
In this week's episode, the gang says goodbye to 2013 by digging to the center of the earth with 2003's sci-fi snooze, The Core! How much inaccurate science can you fit in one movie? How much scenery can The Tucc chew? And why is Aaron Eckhart screaming so much? Plus: Temperatures in excess of nine THOUSAND degrees!
The Core stars Aaron Eckhart, Hilary Swank, Stanley Tucci, Delroy Lindo, Bruce Greenwood and Tcheky Karyo; directed by Jon Amiel.
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The Core stars Aaron Eckhart, Hilary Swank, Stanley Tucci, Delroy Lindo, Bruce Greenwood and Tcheky Karyo; directed by Jon Amiel.
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S4 Ep137: Episode 137 - Jingle All the Way
24 december 2013 |
94 min
In this very merry Christmas episode, the gang gets in the holiday spirit with the completely insane Arnold/Sinbad holiday loon-fest, Jingle All the Way! Why does no one discipline that terrible Jake Lloyd? How many times can one movie say, "Turbo Man?" And how in the world is Sinbad not getting the Chair at the end of this film? Plus: Jim Belushi's Mediocre Lieutenant!
Jingle All the Way stars Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sinbad, Phil Hartman, Rita Wilson, Jake Lloyd and James Belushi; directed by Brian Levant.
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Jingle All the Way stars Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sinbad, Phil Hartman, Rita Wilson, Jake Lloyd and James Belushi; directed by Brian Levant.
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S4 Ep136: Episode 136 - The Good Son
17 december 2013 |
94 min
In this week's episode, the gang takes a walk through the graveyard with creepy Macaulay Culkin and not as creepy Elijah Wood in the eerie child thriller, The Good Son! What is David Morse really doing on that trip to Tokyo? How are these two parents allowed to have children? And how are all those cars crashing and no one sees a thing? Plus: Marc Summers' Child Bootcamp.
The Good Son stars Macaulay Culkin, Elijah Wood, David Morse, Wendy Crewson, Daniel Hugh Kelly and Quinn Culkin; directed by Joseph Ruben.
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The Good Son stars Macaulay Culkin, Elijah Wood, David Morse, Wendy Crewson, Daniel Hugh Kelly and Quinn Culkin; directed by Joseph Ruben.
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S4: Animation Damnation #1 - He-Man and She-Ra: A Christmas Speical
10 december 2013 |
39 min
On the pilot episode of ANIMATION DAMNATION, the gang launches straight into hell with He-Man and She-Ra: A Christmas Special! How many action figure advertisements can you squeeze into one hour-long special? Why does Skeletor need to understand the meaning of Christmas? And most importantly, what the hell's going on in this cartoon? Plus: Never steal the last energy drink from your redneck dad.
He-Man and She-Ra: A Christmas Special is voiced by John Erwin, Alan Oppenheimer, Melendy Britt and George DiCenzo; directed by Bill Reed & Ernie Schmidt. If you want to hear more episodes of Animation Damnation as they're released, be sure pick up our app or bookmark our bandcamp page!
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He-Man and She-Ra: A Christmas Special is voiced by John Erwin, Alan Oppenheimer, Melendy Britt and George DiCenzo; directed by Bill Reed & Ernie Schmidt. If you want to hear more episodes of Animation Damnation as they're released, be sure pick up our app or bookmark our bandcamp page!
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S4 Ep135: Episode 135 - Ghostbusters II
10 december 2013 |
94 min
On this very special third anniversary show, the gang's all here, on the air to rant about the nostalgia-tainted, comedy-free sequel, Ghostbusters II! Why wasn't the focus centered on the comedy? Why not make a new movie instead of a carbon copy of the original? And how on Earth does the entire cast treat Winston like such crap? Plus: Egon Spengler, slime sex offender.
Ghostbusters II stars Ernie Hudson, Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd, Sigourney Weaver, Harold Ramis, Rick Moranis, Annie Potts and Peter MacNicol; directed by Ivan Reitman. The cast of WHM would like to thank our amazing fan base for enjoying the show for the last three years. You gals and guys make it worth every second!
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Ghostbusters II stars Ernie Hudson, Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd, Sigourney Weaver, Harold Ramis, Rick Moranis, Annie Potts and Peter MacNicol; directed by Ivan Reitman. The cast of WHM would like to thank our amazing fan base for enjoying the show for the last three years. You gals and guys make it worth every second!
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S4 Ep134: Episode 134 - Date with an Angel
3 december 2013 |
86 min
In this week's episode, the gang hangs out with Emmanuelle Beart and Michael E. Knight in the heavenly romantic comedy, Date with an Angel! Why decide to make this angel chirp like a pigeon instead of speak? Is this movie really trying to say a 1987 Phoebe Cates is ugly? And how on Earth is this guy friends with those three jackasses? Plus: Peter Falk takes us in our sleep.
Date with an Angel stars Michael E. Knight, Phoebe Cates, Emmanuelle Beart and David Dukes; directed by Tom McLoughlin.
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Date with an Angel stars Michael E. Knight, Phoebe Cates, Emmanuelle Beart and David Dukes; directed by Tom McLoughlin.
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S4 Ep133: Episode 133 - Copycat
26 november 2013 |
87 min
In this week's episode, the gang is cold on the trail of the Copycat Killer with Holly Hunter and Sigourney Weaver in the 1995 cyber-ish thriller, Copycat! Could the cops in this movie be any more useless? Did we really need that newspaper in the hallway gag? And where in the hell did that Chinese gang come from? Plus: Dermot Mulroney and Dylan McDermott meld into one, handsome being.
Copycat stars Holly Hunter, Sigourney Weaver, Dermot Mulroney, Will Patton and Harry Connick Jr.; directed by Jon Amiel.
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Copycat stars Holly Hunter, Sigourney Weaver, Dermot Mulroney, Will Patton and Harry Connick Jr.; directed by Jon Amiel.
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S4 Ep132: Episode 132 - China O'Brien
19 november 2013 |
91 min
In this week's episode, the gang heads to Utah to kick ass and run for Sheriff with Cynthia Rothrock in the karate classic, China O'Brien! Did anyone notice this is pretty much Walking Tall minus Joe Don Baker? Was that sex slavery storyline really necessary? And is that clearly Australian character really not supposed to be Australian? Plus: Fat and lazy Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles troll the Internet.
China O'Brien stars Cynthia Rothrock, Richard Norton, Keith Cooke & Steven Kerby; directed by Robert Clouse.
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China O'Brien stars Cynthia Rothrock, Richard Norton, Keith Cooke & Steven Kerby; directed by Robert Clouse.
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S4 Ep131: Episode 131 - Deep Blue Sea
12 november 2013 |
88 min
In this week's episode, the gang goes a few leagues under the sea with Sam Jackson and Tom Jane in the 1999 sharksploitation flick, Deep Blue Sea! How did this movie get away with ripping off Jurassic Park so bad? Why was that huge window a window and not a viewfinder? And how is Saffron Burrows letting so many people go party on the eve of their experiment? Plus: The Tea Party has a time tunnel we might be able to use.
Deep Blue Sea stars Saffron Burrows, Samuel L. Jackson, Thomas Jane, Michael Rapaport, Stellan Skarsgard and LL Cool J; directed by Renny Harlin.
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Deep Blue Sea stars Saffron Burrows, Samuel L. Jackson, Thomas Jane, Michael Rapaport, Stellan Skarsgard and LL Cool J; directed by Renny Harlin.
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S4 Ep130: Episode 130 - Stay Tuned
5 november 2013 |
85 min
In this week's episode, the gang kicks off November's "Stay Tuned" month with 1992's witty send up of television culture, the aptly titled, Stay Tuned! How does John Ritter not immediately know that Jeffrey Jones is working for the Devil? Who thought these show parodies were funny? And why does the Lord of Darkness need a television network? Plus: Don Pardo and Robert Stack impressions abound!
Stay Tuned stars John Ritter, Pam Dawber, Jeffrey Jones and Eugene Levy; directed by Peter Hyams.
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Stay Tuned stars John Ritter, Pam Dawber, Jeffrey Jones and Eugene Levy; directed by Peter Hyams.
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S4 Ep129: Episode 129 - Post-Halloween Bonus: Scream 3 (LIVE)
1 november 2013 |
57 min
One last scary treat for this year's Spooktacular because we're always so sad to see it go! Recorded live (poorly) at the People's Improv Theater in New York City, the gang lays out their issues with Wes Craven's third, and worst, entry into his serial killer franchise, Scream 3! Whose idea was it for all the cameos? That mom was clearly making porn, right? And just who was asking for that Jamie Kennedy video?
Scream 3 stars Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox, Scott Foley, Lance Henriksen, Parker Posey, David Arquette and Patrick Dempsey; directed by Wes Craven; with cameos by Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith, Wes Craven and Roger Corman.
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Scream 3 stars Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox, Scott Foley, Lance Henriksen, Parker Posey, David Arquette and Patrick Dempsey; directed by Wes Craven; with cameos by Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith, Wes Craven and Roger Corman.
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S4 Ep128: Episode 128 - Casper
29 oktober 2013 |
87 min
In this week's episode, the gang wraps up their 2013 Halloween Spooktacular with the insanely stupid, live action ghost romp, Casper! How can this movie have so little rules set up for the ghosts? Was there ever a more annoying trio than these three obnoxious uncles? And how many of you were watching Hard Copy in the mid-90s? PLUS: Heckling Dan Aykroyd at a liquor warehouse.
Casper stars Bill Pullman, Christina Ricci, Cathy Moriarty and Malachi Pearson; directed by Brad Silberling.
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Casper stars Bill Pullman, Christina Ricci, Cathy Moriarty and Malachi Pearson; directed by Brad Silberling.
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S4 Ep127: Episode 127 - Chopping Mall
21 oktober 2013 |
74 min
In this week's episode, the gang heads back to one of the greatest places in human civilization, the mall in the 1980s, with the killer robot flick, Chopping Mall! Why would a mall spend this much money on a security system? Are folks really okay with that kind of furniture store party? And are there various tiers of janitors? Plus: Never put out your robotic college roommate.
Chopping Mall stars Kelli Maroney, Tony O'Dell, Russell Todd and Barbara Crampton; directed by Jim Wynorski.
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Chopping Mall stars Kelli Maroney, Tony O'Dell, Russell Todd and Barbara Crampton; directed by Jim Wynorski.
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S4 Ep126: Cat's Eye
15 oktober 2013 |
87 min
In this week's episode, the gang goes back to the Stephen King well with the horror-less horror anthology, Cat's Eye! Where is Alan King getting the funding for this enterprise? Why is the cat seeing Drew Barrymore's ghost everywhere? And who on Earth needed that troll running around? Plus: Louie Anderson eats cat hot dogs.
Cat's Eye stars James Woods, Alan King, Robert Hays and Drew Barrymore; directed by Lewis Teague.
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Cat's Eye stars James Woods, Alan King, Robert Hays and Drew Barrymore; directed by Lewis Teague.
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S4 Ep125: Body Parts
8 oktober 2013 |
90 min
In this week's Spooktacular episode, the gang shakes hands with Jeff Fahey and his new arm in 1991's body horror thriller, Body Parts! How in the world does Jeff Fahey survive that car accident? How is Kim Delaney not suspicious of the phrase "arm transplant"? And is Brad Dourif really making a quarter-mil on those crappy paintings? Plus: The Jigsaw Killer, an O.G. feminist.
Body Parts stars Jeff Fahey, Kim Delaney, Brad Dourif, Lindsay Duncan and Zakes Mokae; directed by Eric Red.
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Body Parts stars Jeff Fahey, Kim Delaney, Brad Dourif, Lindsay Duncan and Zakes Mokae; directed by Eric Red.
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S4 Ep124: Wes Craven's New Nightmare
1 oktober 2013 |
83 min
In this week's episode, the gang kicks off their annual Halloween Spooktacular with a look back at the wretched meta-horror sequel, New Nightmare! Was Wes Craven dodging the spooky Tax Man with this flick? How creepy did that kid actor turn out? And is Heather Langenkamp really that close with the legendary John Saxon? Plus: "Timid Wes Craven" tries to call Johnny Depp.
New Nightmare stars Heather Langenkamp, Miko Hughes, Robert Englund, John Saxon and Wes Craven; directed by Wes Craven.
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New Nightmare stars Heather Langenkamp, Miko Hughes, Robert Englund, John Saxon and Wes Craven; directed by Wes Craven.
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S4: A Side Order of Sleaze: School Spirit
24 september 2013 |
44 min
On this Side Order of Sleaze, the gang talks about the ridiculous, college ghost comedy, School Spirit! Where are all the ghost laws in this movie? Why is that French guy donating so much money to the college? And can a ghost really be crowned the King of Hog Day?
School Spirit stars Tom Nolan, Larry Linville, Elizabeth Foxx and Michael Miller; directed by Alan Holleb.
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School Spirit stars Tom Nolan, Larry Linville, Elizabeth Foxx and Michael Miller; directed by Alan Holleb.
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S4 Ep123: Cliffhanger (Live in New York)
17 september 2013 |
62 min
Recorded live at the Peoples Improv Theater in New York City, the gang spends the evening ripping on the Sylvester Stallone actioneer, Cliffhanger! Why would Michael Rooker take such a novice on a hard climb? Is Stallone's character working on a solo album? And how many accents is John Lithgow doing? Plus: Should the gang coordinate wardrobe better at live gigs?
Cliffhanger stars Sylvester Stallone, John Lithgow and Michael Rooker, with a very special appearance by Paul Winfield; directed by Renny Harlin.
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Cliffhanger stars Sylvester Stallone, John Lithgow and Michael Rooker, with a very special appearance by Paul Winfield; directed by Renny Harlin.
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S4: On-Screen: The Gang Breaks Bad
13 september 2013 |
39 min
On this edition of On-Screen, the gang chats about Breaking Bad - plot points, crazy theories and the great Bob Odenkirk - before the airing of the final three episodes. Spoilers abound. Obviously. This episode discusses everything up to the events in "To'hajiilee."
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S4 Ep122: Only the Strong
10 september 2013 |
80 min
In this week's episode, the gang returns from their summer vacation to rip on the totally ridiculous (but fun!) capoeira thriller, Only the Strong! How awesome is that warmup song? How old is that Jamaican guy? And where do these teachers get off treating an Army veteran like garbage? Plus: Silverio, a villain for the ages.
Only the Strong stars Mark Dacascos, Stacey Travis, Geoffrey Lewis and Paco Christian Prieto; directed by Sheldon Lettich.
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Only the Strong stars Mark Dacascos, Stacey Travis, Geoffrey Lewis and Paco Christian Prieto; directed by Sheldon Lettich.
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S3: WHM Mailbag: Bad Boyfriends & Belushi Cults
8 augusti 2013 |
14 min
On this edition of WHM Mailbag, the gang briefly emerges from vacation to do plugs for a new live show and also reads a couple fan letters - one about a bad, bad boyfriend and another about a women-hating cult!
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S3 Ep121: Grown Ups 2
30 juli 2013 |
89 min
In this week's episode, the gang's all here to send off SBE3 in style by breaking the Ten Year rule to rant about Grown Ups 2! In quite possibly the laziest film of the summer, the guys see some of their SNL favorites completely slum it in this useless sequel. How is there no plot? Why do we need to be constantly reminded of how awesome all of these characters are? And when does a sexy prank go too far?
Grown Ups 2 stars Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, Kevin James, David Spade, Salma Hayek, Maya Rudolph and Maria Bello; directed by Dennis Dugan.
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Grown Ups 2 stars Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, Kevin James, David Spade, Salma Hayek, Maya Rudolph and Maria Bello; directed by Dennis Dugan.
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S3 Ep120: She's All That
23 juli 2013 |
89 min
In this week's episode, the gang goes back to high school with Freddie Prinze Jr. and Rachel Leigh Cook in the 1999 teen snooze, She's All That! How is Freddie Prinze Jr. having to decide between all the Ivy League schools? How come Kevin Pollak doesn't do any impressions? And how much slang can Paul Walker possibly make up? Plus: Resident Matthew Lillard expert, Sean Weiner, drops by!
She's All That stars Rachel Leigh Cook, Freddie Prinze Jr., Matthew Lillard, Paul Walker and Kevin Pollak; directed by Robert Iscove. For maximum enjoyment, be sure to go back and listen to our episode on Iscove's Boys and Girls!
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She's All That stars Rachel Leigh Cook, Freddie Prinze Jr., Matthew Lillard, Paul Walker and Kevin Pollak; directed by Robert Iscove. For maximum enjoyment, be sure to go back and listen to our episode on Iscove's Boys and Girls!
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S3 Ep119: Volcano
16 juli 2013 |
86 min
In this week's episode, the gang sits down with WHM Disaster Movie Expert, JJ Case, to discuss the Tommy Lee Jones 'splosion fest, Volcano! How much scrabbled eggs does Tommy Lee Jones need? Why was the Hard Rock Cafe so popular in the 90s? And is there really such thing as a rock star seismologist? Plus: Los Angeles needs a John Carroll Lynch lava statue.
Volcano stars Tommy Lee Jones, Anne Heche, Gaby Hoffman, Don Cheadle and John Carroll Lynch; directed by Mick Jackson.
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Volcano stars Tommy Lee Jones, Anne Heche, Gaby Hoffman, Don Cheadle and John Carroll Lynch; directed by Mick Jackson.
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S3 Ep118: The Running Man
9 juli 2013 |
78 min
In this week's episode, the gang heads to a future ruled by reality television with the Arnold Schwarzenegger actioneer, The Running Man! How much bad Arnold acting can one film take? Why didn't they have Richard Dawson reference Hogan's Heroes? And who else was calling Dynamo "Lite-Brite"? Plus: This week in hypothetical shows, Andrew Jupin's Cinema Pickle, coming this fall to CBS!
The Running Man stars Arnold Schwarzenegger, Maria Conchita Alonso, Yaphet Kotto and Richard Dawson; directed by Paul Michael Glaser.
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The Running Man stars Arnold Schwarzenegger, Maria Conchita Alonso, Yaphet Kotto and Richard Dawson; directed by Paul Michael Glaser.
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S3 Ep117: S.W.A.T.
2 juli 2013 |
77 min
In this week's episode, the gang rolls with Sammy L. Jackson in the dullest adaptation of a 70's t.v. show ever, S.W.A.T.! Does this movie take place within the world of the original show or not? What is the end game for taking someone up on a $100,000,000 jailbreak reward? Is Colin Farrell a convincing weapons inventor? Plus: Eric gives an old man a piece of his mind.
S.W.A.T. stars Samuel L. Jackson, Colin Farrell, Michelle Rodriguez, LL Cool J, Jeremy Renner and Olivier Martinez; directed by Clark Johnson.
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S.W.A.T. stars Samuel L. Jackson, Colin Farrell, Michelle Rodriguez, LL Cool J, Jeremy Renner and Olivier Martinez; directed by Clark Johnson.
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S3 Ep116: Jaws 3-D
25 juni 2013 |
81 min
In this week's episode, the gang takes a second trip back into the water (this time in 3-D!) with the lackluster shark sequel, Jaws 3-D! Why did the Sea World folks sign on for this movie? Did Dennis Quaid really need to carry out that cock block? And did Michael Crichton rip this off for "Jurassic Park"? Plus: A beloved film character gets an STD.
Jaws 3-D stars Dennis Quaid, Bess Armstrong, Louis Gossett Jr., Lea Thompson and Simon MacCorkindale; directed by Joe Alves.
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Jaws 3-D stars Dennis Quaid, Bess Armstrong, Louis Gossett Jr., Lea Thompson and Simon MacCorkindale; directed by Joe Alves.
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S3 Ep115: Bad Boys II
18 juni 2013 |
84 min
In this week's episode the gang visits the island nation of Cuba in the ridiculous, murder-happy sequel, Bad Boys II! How is Will Smith allowed to kill people no matter what? Why do they keep tailing villains using the flashiest of cars? And how long can Will Smith stare at a dead boob? Plus: Was Mr. Cunningham from Happy Days in the Klan?
Bad Boys II stars Will Smith, Martin Lawrence, Gabrielle Union, Jordi Molla and Joe Pantoliano; directed by Michael Bay.
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Bad Boys II stars Will Smith, Martin Lawrence, Gabrielle Union, Jordi Molla and Joe Pantoliano; directed by Michael Bay.
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S3 Ep114: Steel
11 juni 2013 |
92 min
In this week's episode, the gang ducks and covers as Shaq runs amok as John Henry Irons in the 1997 box office catastrophe, Steel! How is everyone blind to a guy the size of John Henry Irons being Steel? Is Judd Nelson's character molesting those kids? And have you ever seen a man sink a free throw with a grenade? Plus: The Devil himself makes an appearance!
Steel stars Shaquille O'Neal, Annabeth Gish, Judd Nelson, Richard Roundtree and Irma P. Hall; directed by Kenneth Johnson.
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Steel stars Shaquille O'Neal, Annabeth Gish, Judd Nelson, Richard Roundtree and Irma P. Hall; directed by Kenneth Johnson.
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S3 Ep113: Godzilla (1998)
4 juni 2013 |
91 min
In this week's episode, the gang ducks and covers when Godzilla comes to New York in the 1998, American re-boot, Godzilla! This year's Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza kicks off with questions like: how is Matthew Broderick an action star? Where is Godzilla hiding in New York City? And was Roland Emmerich really sticking it to Roger Ebert? Plus: Mayor Bloomberg battles Godzilla!
Godzilla stars Matthew Broderick, Jean Reno, Maria Pitillo and Hank Azaria; directed by Roland Emmerich.
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Godzilla stars Matthew Broderick, Jean Reno, Maria Pitillo and Hank Azaria; directed by Roland Emmerich.
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S3 Ep112: Maniac Cop 3: Badge of Silence
28 maj 2013 |
84 min
In this week's episode, the gang takes to the streets with zombie police officer, Matt Cordell, in the final part of the classic? trilogy, Maniac Cop 3: Badge of Silence! How did the movie get away with recycling this much footage? How is Maniac Cop selecting his victims? And how is there so little Maniac Cop in the film? Plus: Maniac Cop meets the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Maniac Cop 3: Badge of Silence stars Robert Davi, Robert Z'Dar, Caitlin Dulany and Gretchen Becker; directed by William Lustig.
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Maniac Cop 3: Badge of Silence stars Robert Davi, Robert Z'Dar, Caitlin Dulany and Gretchen Becker; directed by William Lustig.
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S3 Ep111: Houseguest
21 maj 2013 |
90 min
In this week's episode, the gang spends a long weekend with Sinbad and Phil Hartman in the mistaken identity comedy, Houseguest! How the hell does this mix-up even get pulled off? How much McDonald's can Sindbad eat? And just how terrible of a father is Phil Hartman? Plus: a whole lot of Jeffrey Jones jokes. Like, a whole lot.
Houseguest stars Sinbad, Phil Hartman, Kim Griest, Jeffrey Jones and Stan Shaw; directed by Randall Miller.
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Houseguest stars Sinbad, Phil Hartman, Kim Griest, Jeffrey Jones and Stan Shaw; directed by Randall Miller.
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S3 Ep110: Foodfight
14 maj 2013 |
77 min
In this week's episode, the gang goes to the grocery store with the dangerously stupid, Foodfight! How is this a movie? What are the filmmakers trying to say about consumerism and buying "store brand" items? And who insisted this film needed to be sexy? Plus: Sims voices. Lots of Sims voices.
Foodfight stars Charlie Sheen, Hilary Duff, Eva Longoria, Christopher Lloyd and Wayne Brady; directed by Lawrence Kasanoff.
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Foodfight stars Charlie Sheen, Hilary Duff, Eva Longoria, Christopher Lloyd and Wayne Brady; directed by Lawrence Kasanoff.
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S3: WHM Archive Outpost Message
1 november 2010 |
6 min
Hello, gentle listener!
Full disclosure, if you got a notification about this clip getting posted when we made it live in early November of 2020, apologies in advance for wasting your time. We back-dated the post with the hope the system wouldn't make a big deal about getting this published. So if you're seeing this when it dropped, sorry for the interruption!
That said, if you're finding this piece of audio any time in the future, it means you've reached the end/beginning of our list of publicly available episodes! But never fear! In the WHM Archive, you've got about a hundred other episodes waiting for you. In our patrons-only archive, you can experience the early days of the show, listen to us learn how to do this thing, and marvel at the shocking amount of accurate death predictions we've had in our first ten years!
And when you join our Patreon, you unlock the vault and can listen to not only early WHM Prime 'sodes, but you can also get in on our army of bonus shows like Animation Damnation, our TOS/TNG show The Nexus, our Star Wars Gleep Glossary, our bizarro show We Love Movies, and of course, our re-cap show The Mandalorian Half-Hour! Not to mention the oodles of syncable commentary tracks for films like Commando, Evil Dead 2, Justice League, Predator and the entire Twilight franchise!
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