Amanda is quite literally high off of a surprise Cameo she received for her (belated) birthday. While her shock and delight wears off, we weigh in on the lewks from the Met Gala and share our thoughts on the Kardashians moving in on the Kennedys. After rolling our eyes over Lea Michele’s thirsty vagina, we get into a true crime & punishment hole. Blanc Chyna, Jen Shah, and Erika Jayne are not having a good week in court, while a corrections officer and her prisoner-turned-lover are on the run! We saved the best update for last: John Ramsey is asking for an independent investigation into JonBenet’s murder. Is this a distraction tactic for that theory involving a flashlight?