Winter Is Crappening

At last we arrive at the final episode of House of the Dragon season 2.  Who will die?  What battles shall be waged?  What devastating twist shall unfurl??  Eh, well, Damon touched a tree?  We still liked it though. Watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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It’s finally Hollywood Week on House of the Dragon, when the top Dragonseed bastards are brought together for one final dragon riding audition. Not sure who will win, but we can pretty much guarantee they will be blonde. Watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This week on House of the Dragon, someone tries to ride a dragon, and it doesn’t go very well.  But maybe not so bad for someone else!  Also, lady-on-lady action because HBO.   Watch this recap on video  and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This week on House of the Dragon, Aemond’s burning it up on the throne, Alicent has had it with men’s bullshit, and RaeRae realizes that her husband might not be on her side. Watch this recap on video  and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This week on House of the Dragon, the war finally steps into high gear as the dragon battle commences.  And in typical Game of Thrones style, it has a heartbreaking outcome.  Watch this recap on video  and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This is part two of a two-part recap

This week on House of the Dragon, RaeRae hatches a plan to see her long lost friend and they realize that they’ve stumbled onto a Three’s Company misunderstanding which won’t leave Mr Furley thinking Jack might be gay, but will probably lead to the death of millions of people. Whoopsie!  Watch this recap on video  and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This is part one of a two-part recap

This week on House of the Dragon, RaeRae hatches a plan to see her long lost friend and they realize that they’ve stumbled onto a Three’s Company misunderstanding which won’t leave Mr Furley thinking Jack might be gay, but will probably lead to the death of millions of people. Whoopsie!  Watch this recap on video  and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This week on House of the Dragon, twins find themselves, uh, at odds shall we say?  Plus, there are Hand issues afoot and many sullen people.  Watch this recap on video  and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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House of the Dragon is back!  And it’s bringing all the good stuff we’ve come to expect from the Game of Thrones universe:  dragons, intrigue, and horrifying murder.  The feel-good TV show of the year!  Watch this recap on video  and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* House of the Dragon ends its first season with not one, but two tragic deaths and Aemond shows off his baby blue before kicking off the Dance of Dragons. For this week's bonus breakdown of the new Real Housewives of New York Reboot cast plus video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The King is dead (spoiler), which means it's time to start a new chapter in the history of Westeros.  But House of the Dragon doesn't make things easy.  From foot fetishes to child cage matches, this episode throws all the cringy material at us, and it can only lead to one thing:  war.  And nightmares.  But mostly war.

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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* House of the Dragon sends in yet another cast and celebrates the King's getting out of bed with a sweet family dinner. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens This week's bonus episode features very heavy opinions on movies we haven't seen.

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On the latest very, very dark episode of House of the Dragon, there's a funeral, some incest, eye gouging, and a dragon violation. And shockingly, this was actually heartwarming.  Go figure.  What we could see we loved!

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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Lots of fire in this week's House of the Dragon, but don't fret. There's also dragon training and more childbirth horror! This week's bonus is about what we do in our private time. Hint, we apologize in advance to wax paper lovers. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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A royal wedding between Rhaenyra and Laenor goes awry in Westeros — hard to believe!  Just another day of madness on House of the Dragon.

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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Well, it's finally here. The Flowers in the Attic episode of House of the Dragon. RayRay has her full Euphoria moment on this episode, and we're here to break it all down. This week's premium Patreon bonus is a talk about Big Brother. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This week on House of the Dragon, there's a stag hunt, more unsavory betrothal suggestions, and a confrontation with an enemy feared across all of Westeros: tiny crabs!

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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* This week's House of the Dragon finds RayRay staring down the beautiful eyes of her weirdo brother over a stolen egg while the King decides to marry young. Thankfully, not THAT young. This week's premium Patreon bonus is a talk about Big Brother. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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At long last House of the Dragon is here. There are dragons, there is bloodshed, and there is a body part that SHALL NOT BE NAMED. Did you watch? We are all in!

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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* HBO is giving us a prequel to Game of Thrones, so Winter is Crappening is back to take on House of the Dragon. Ronnie and Ben take on dragon privilege, terrible blonde wigs, and a little girl that starts as a mini real housewife and grows into Jessica Biel with cornstalk hair. Join us, won't you? This week's premium Patreon bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the new Real Girlfriends in Paris trailer. #RGIP Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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