SAPPHO'S BAR AND GRILL

In Part 2 of our series on extremely ideological short novels we arrive at Sappho's Bar and Grill, holdover from an imagined heyday of lesbian culture where everyone was rough and tough and manly and did women's magic in the woods and absolutely nobody had a penis.   In this book a professor of women's studies goes on a magical journey through women's history and learns the important lesson that she was right about the kids these days all along.