WOE.BEGONE

There was fire everywhere that Tex stood.

There was fire everywhere that Tex stood.

[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violent injury. Listener discretion is advised.]

CREDITS:

David Ault as Ty Betteridge

Athan as Troy

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Last night Tex had a dream

Troy's eyes were lit by fire

CREDITS:

Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar

Taylor Michaels as Chance

Michelle Kan as Marissa Ng

Lyssa Jay as Charlie

Cody Heath as Britches

Athan as Troy

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The Grotto is a liminal horror audiodrama by Athan, the voice of Troy on WOE.BEGONE. There are a lot of other voices you might recognize as well! Struck by a recent loss, Matt turns to spelunking for solace. As Matt battles grief, he questions if the caves are playing tricks or if something else lurks within. The Grotto is a liminal horror podcast that explores the thin line between grief, pain, mourning, and loss.

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Young Bluster's a background horse.

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Ty, Felix, and Helen visit the Ren Faire! This is part 1 of the Ren Faire postcard stories. Parts 2 and 3 will be available on the patreon in the coming days. Season 15 resumes next week. Enjoy.

CREDITS:

David Ault as Ty Betteridge

Ben Rowe as Felix

Tatiana Gefter as Helen

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Even in the holidays, TXDawg can feel your burning hell,

Etching up rusty maps that take you to nowhere.

CREDITS:

David Ault as Ty Betteridge

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What if sorrows swim?

Good God, Tex'll need to burn them.

[Warning: this episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

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It is unknown to young lovers, intoxicated by spring

But when Python feels its icy flames, he'll know everything.

CREDITS:

David Ault as Ty Betteridge

Jamie Petronis as Python

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Hey, don’t touch the Calculator

Because the Calculator will surely kill you.

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Tex built this fortress to hide the words with eyes,

But he don't mind beside your lies.

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MDawg can't stop listening to modern rock,

How he hates to be alone!

[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

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I ain't 'fraid of no ghosts.

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It might be too late for you, but at least a couple of the people in that house are innocent.

[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence including gun violence and visceral, wet gore. Listener discretion is advised.]

CREDITS:

JustJenah as Skinner

David Ault as Ty Betteridge

Steve Anzalone as Eagle

Lyssa Jay as Charlie

Athan as Troy

Pine Gonzalez as Magnolia

Alex Telander as Robert

Jesse Syrat as Flash

Cody Heath as Britches

Jamie Petronis as Python

Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar

Michelle Kan as Marissa Ng

Taylor Michaels as Chance

Shaun Pellington as Sax

Rat Grimes as Skuzz

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Ooooh. Bad dog.

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JustJenah as Skinner

Tatiana Gefter as Helen Hartley

David Ault as Ty Betteridge

Steve Anzalone as Eagle

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I am feeling your energy through your palms. They feel as I would expect.

[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

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I may be gone, but not forever.

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Tatiana Gefter as Helen Hartley

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We've been in this business too long. Nothing shocks us anymore.

[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

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Someone is always wondering around with a bottle of transmission fluid and no idea how to use it.

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Jamie Petronis as Python

Pine Gonzalez as Magnolia

Jesse Syratt as Flash

Rat Grimes as Skuzz

Alex Telander as Robert

JustJenah as Skinner

Shaun Pellington as Sax

Cody Heath as Britches

Ben Rowe as Felix

David Ault as Ty Betteridge

Fay Roberts as Samantha

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Hey guys, I am excited to bring to you a special feed drop. This is the first episode of Dead Space: Deep Cover. You don’t have to be familiar with the world of Dead Space in order to enjoy it.

Dead Space: Deep Cover is an audio drama set in the universe of the Dead Space games. After losing her sister to the Church of Unitology, journalist Emmeline Ayuba goes undercover to expose the dark inner workings of the church. But in doing so, she becomes exposed to something much worse and must decide what's more important to her--finding the truth about what the Church is doing to its members or staying alive. Listen on Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts.

Content warnings: violence, death, cults

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WOE.BEGONE season 14 will continue next week. During the break, I wanted to share something that Harlan and I put together for Phonic Fiction Fest 2022, a short horror comedy called "Flesh To Add To Its Own." Enjoy.

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Dylan Griggs as Frank

Harlan Guthrie as Spencer

David Ault as Scott

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You fell asleep, night watchman. It’s time to trade shifts.

[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

Support Forged Bonds with their IndieGoGo Campaign!

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Taylor Michaels as Chance

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The other pieces around them will hold them in place.

[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

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I met a lot of critters in my time and a bunch of ‘em were smarter than me.

[Warning: this episode contains a drug reference. Listener discretion is advised.]

Tay's short horror fiction, "Perchance to Dream": https://soundcloud.com/taylor-michaels-196631661/perchance-to-dream

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Taylor Michaels as Chance

Taylor Michaels as Chris

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There are probably more horses that are missin' than there are horses what people knows where they are.

[Warning: this episode contains descriptions of arson, gun violence, and death. Listener discretion is advised.]

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The police have said that they are not going to investigate Blusteer because he is not a person. Here is my plan to get Bluster formally recognized as a person by the United States government.

[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of gun violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

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It’s Bear huntin’ season round these parts and Tex is comin’ for you.

[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, including gun violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

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[This episode originally aired on the Patreon feed for April Fools 2024. Season 14 begins next week. Thanks for playing.]

Ty Betteridge discovers a mysterious online game called WOE.BEGONE. The first challenge isn’t even that hard. It will probably stay that way, right?

CREDITS:

Based on the hit podcast WOE.BEGONE

David Ault: Voice of Ty Betteridge

Alex : Writing and Britishizing (with assistance from David), Producer, Credits Rap

Just Jenah: Announcer/Narrator

Gem Aydin: Editor

Fortune Salem: Producer

Felix: Producer

Lyssa Jay: Organizational/Operational Suggestions

Cake, Solipsistful, Alyssa: Special Thanks/Shenanigans

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Don’t listen to them, Baby Ty. You don’t have to respect Ty Betteridge. Not even if you are Ty Betteridge.

[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

There will be an intermission next week. Season 14 starts in 2 weeks. Thanks for playing.

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Ben Rowe as Felix

Athans as Troy

Lyssa Jay as Charlie

David Ault as Ty Betteridge

Taylor Michaels as Chance

Michelle Kan as Marissa Ng

Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar

Tatiana Gefter as Helen Hartley

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They’re all the “Evil Ty.” You’re going to have to be more specific.

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Taylor Michaels as Chance

Michelle Kan as Marissa Ng

Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar

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Here we are. The O.V.E.R. gift shop. Would you like a $54.99 O.V.E.R.-branded cowboy hat?

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David Ault as Ty Betteridge

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We're made to roam.

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That’s between myself, Stinky, and God.

[Warning: this episode contains loud and sudden sounds near the end of the episode. It also contains a brief mention of drug use. Listener discretion is advised.]

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Being careful and trusting you are two different things.

[Warning: This episode contains depictions of gun violence and death. Listener discretion is advised.]

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Tatiana Gefter as Helen

David Ault as Ty Betteridge

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These were originally stories written on postcards and sent out to patrons. Some slice of life silly stories from Mikey and the gang.

Season 13 continues next week. Thanks for playing.

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We’re going to have to run some errands today.

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Nobody has to get hurt.

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Tatiana Gefter as Helen

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The first ember was lit tonight.

[Warning: This episode contains a description of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

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I am nobody. Nothing is going on.

[Warning: this episode contains depictions of medical experimentation, gun violence, and sipping coffee. Listener discretion is advised.]

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I’ll see ya further on down the trail, pard. Take care.

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Mikey Walters, who famously loves being a cog in the machine.

[Warning: This episode contains a description of gun violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

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The full story of the Felix Chronicles, all in one place.

The Felix Chronicles was written and produced by Ben Rowe. The voice of Felix was Ben Rowe. The voice of Ty Betteridge was David Ault. Additional voices by Seb Junemann. 

WOE.BEGONE season 13 begins next week. Thanks for playing. 

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Today has been a bad day for plates…

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Ben Rowe as Felix

Alexandr Batenko as Boris

Harry as Bill The Bar Patron

Nathan Lunsford as CANNONBALL

Gary Furlong as Hunter Jeremiah Hartley

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Athans as Troy

Lyssa Jay as Charlie

David Ault as Ty Betteridge

Rae Lundberg as Jamilla Gardner

Harlan Guthrie as Sylvester August Baxter

Jamie Petronis as Matt

Taylor Michaels as Chance

Michelle Kan as Marissa Ng

William A Wellman as Shadow

Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar

Steve Anzalone as Eagle

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It's a Michael-eat-Michael world out there.

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Man, it's a hot one

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Tex would be proud. I cowboyed up. I did it for all of us.

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Do not panic over future things that might not happen. Panicking will not prepare you. It will only make you weaker. Oooh, so much tension in your shoulders.

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There’s no paddlin’ back to shore. You don’t even know what direction that was in anymore. And once you accept that you can’t make it back, you can start to quiet that head of yours a little.

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happy holidays from the time travel murder podcast

download the album for free on bandcamp 

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Nobody’s eatin’ anybody.

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Take care of yourself.

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Welcome to the pit, Mikey. Make yourself at home.

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Thanks for 3 years! I am celebrating with a 24 hour livestream from 3pm Eastern on 11/18 to 3pm Eastern on 11/19. There will be games, music, commentary, sleep deprivation, and more. Come say howdy!

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Give me the hat, I've got an idea.

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Charlie knows everyone, okay? And I know... between the two of us... we know everybody.

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Athans as Troy

Lyssa Jay as Charlie

NINE TO MIDNIGHT: https://linktr.ee/ninetomidnight

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Hello and thank you for participating in this survey about your experience living inside the geodesic dome within the compound. Your feedback is valuable in understanding the quality of life and other aspects of this unique living environment. Please answer the following questions honestly and to the best of your ability. Your responses will remain confidential.

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Everything must go.

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Let Crystal Ty melt all of your cares away, whether you are in the compound or somewhere else.

Season 12 begins next week. Thanks for playing.

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Written and Starring David Ault as Ty Betteridge

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War is coming.

[Warning: this episode contains depictions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

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Harlan Guthrie as Sylvester August Baxter

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Cats shouldn’t be in bags, anyway. It’s inhumane.

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Ben Rowe as Felix

David Ault as Ty Betteridge

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Today (10/6) is Bandcamp Friday, which means that Bandcamp doesn't take a cut of album sales today. To celebrate, I am releasing WOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 4, a selection of songs from the season 4 soundtrack that have been polished, reworked, remixed, and remastered into the best versions of themselves. There are shiny new versions of instrumental moments in the show, songs that have been reworked into vocal arrangements, a complete reworking of the I Wonder What It Is About That Place EP, and, of course, Cenotaph. Two versions of it, in fact! One of which is a lovely remix by my friend Athans.

The album is $5 on Bandcamp and is also available to $5+ patrons, both as a full album stream and in the form of Bandcamp download codes. Be sure to check out the other Bandcamp offerings: the soundtrack albums, the rootin' tootin' country and western compilation Cowboys, the vocal album I Have Been To The Future, and the beattape The American Bison.

Thanks for playing.

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This isn't the end of the world. Although if the world does end and you're left in storage then you will literally be here for eternity.

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Nancy Drew doesn't have a gun, but maybe she should.

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Taylor Michaels as Chance

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Who is this guy? Ugh, I hope this meeting isn't too long. It's almost lunch.

[Warning: this episode contains a depiction of medical distress. Listener discretion is advised.]

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He was willing to throw some iterations of us into the meat grinder in the name of progress.

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And then I told him that I didn't forgive him.

Season 11 continues next week.

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Well, as you know, things are shaking up a little bit.

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Don't do anything weaselly, Mike.

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What's the point of keeping a gun on you if you aren't going to protect us?

[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of medical distress. Listener discretion is advised.]

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David Ault as Ty Betteridge

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Today (8/4) is Bandcamp Friday, which means that Bandcamp doesn't take a cut of album sales today. To celebrate, I am releasing Cowboys, a collection of the most rootin' tootin' country, western, bluegrass, and folk songs from WOE.BEGONE. The tracklist includes songs from the jukebox at the Sidewinder Saloon, character ballads from the show about Sly, Michael, Outlaw Ty, and Cowboy Jam, the song that Texas Michael plays in the Outpost Tavern Bar & Grill, and many more.

The album is $5 on Bandcamp and is also available to $5+ patrons, both as a full album stream and in the form of Bandcamp download codes. Be sure to check out the other Bandcamp offerings: the soundtrack albums, the vocal album I Have Been To The Future, and the beattape The American Bison.

Stay safe out there, pilgrim.

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By your logic, you were never you. You've defined yourself out of existence.

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Let's get you out of the rain, champ.

[WARNING: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

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Sit back, relax, and rest next to the fire.

Season 11 begins next week.

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Everything.

[Warning: This episode contains gun violence as well as visceral death scenes. Listener discretion is advised.]

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Steve Anzalone as Eagle

Harlan Guthrie as Sylvester August Baxter

Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar

David Ault as Ty Betteridge

Michelle Kan as Marissa Ng

Lucille Valentine as Anne

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I was no longer spinning in the void.

[WARNING: This episode contains a description of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

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Rae Lundberg as Jamilla Gardner

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Mike Walters was back.

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You can handle a little blood and guts, can’t ya, Jam?

[Warning: This episode contains a description of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

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Rae Lundberg as Jamilla Gardner

Ben Rowe as Felix

Seb Junemann providing additional voices.

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The Sleep/Wake Cycle series premiere finds exopsychotics investigator Isaiah Stroud with a new government assignment — assessing the state of the US in the wake of the Great Darkness of 1999.

From the creators of the Maeltopia podcast.

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Credits:

Written by Mark Anzalone

Edited by Walker Kornfeld

Sound mastering by Steven J. Anzalone

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Isaiah Stroud voiced by Mark Anzalone

Handler voiced by Mark Anzalone

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Sleep Wake Cycle Theme by Shawn Zeller

Outro music by Steven Anzalone

Music by Michael Vignola, Shahead Mostafafar, Emilio Merone, Oliver Michael, and Steven Anzalone

Sound effects are licensed from third party providers including Envato, Epidemic Sound, and Artlist

Disclaimer:

This show is written in a first-hand, first-person format from uncertain and inconsistent narrators. This show explores specific mental health conditions. Whilst there is consistent use of derogatory terms for those with specific conditions or neurodivergence including lunatic, maniac, crazy, psychosis etc., this show is written and produced by a team that live with some of the specific illnesses featured within, including Tourette’s syndrome, schizoaffective disorder, insomnia, obsessive compulsive disorder, hallucinations, delusions, anxiety and depressive conditions, among others. Our team also features an academic background in neurology and psychology that has been drawn on to aim for sensitivity and accuracy. The intent of the language and experiences within the Sleep/Wake Cycle, and the extended works of Maeltopia, are designed to explore these conditions and their related isolation and degradation as experienced first hand. The world of Maeltopia is one where the mentally unwell are the majority. Yet there are still outliers who are hunted out. 

Content warnings: 

Murderers 

Audio Hallucinations 

Visual Hallucinations 

Fear of the Dark 

Menacing Agencies

Derogatory terms for Mental Illness

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See y'all at the barbeque.

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I had been smiled at in confusing contexts more times in those two weeks than I had in the rest of my life combined.

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Season 10 of WOE.BEGONE continues next week.

LYRICS:

Naïve soul

You fell for it

I was worrying that

You would take

Me seriously

I’ll have to invent

An alibi.

What did it find in you?

What did it find in you

That I couldn’t find in you?

What did it find in you?

C’mon, tell me.

What did it find in you?

What did it find in you?

Why was it trying to find you?

Did it confide in you?

C’mon, tell me.

Mythical beast

Found in the waterways

Clogging your arteries

You’re a machine to it

There was a time that

I thought that I could trust you

But now I see it ripple through your ribcage.

What did it find in you?

What did it find in you

That I couldn’t find in you?

What did it find in you?

C’mon, tell me.

What did it find in you?

What did it find in you?

Why was it trying to find you?

Did it confide in you?

C’mon, tell me.

Delicate thing

In this blistering heat

You’ll burn up.

Don’t mistake me for a mockingbird,

I created this sound and you were innocent,

Don’t mistake me for a mockingbird

Don’t hold me so delicately in your hands.

You showed up to be a conduit

I can tell you are aware of it

They’ve been praying to you

About praying to you

I’ll admit that I’ve grown fond of it

It’s not without it benefits

I have been praying to you

I have been praying for you

Don’t let it get to your head

if it hasn’t already yet

I don’t think that you can stand much more

Praise for things you’re just a vessel for.

Because stronger men than me

Have done the very thing

You’re doing now

And it was hard when we found out.

Don’t mistake me for a mockingbird,

I created this sound and you were innocent,

Don’t mistake me for a mockingbird

Don’t hold me so delicately in your hands.

Lost and found

And duty bound

What did you find

When you went digging?

(The outline of a memory

A song to sing, an elegy

A palm to hold against my chest

The whole world’s over, what is left?

The outline of a memory

A figment of some dignity

A finger tracing distant tracks

I felt the world end, what is left?

That’s what I found when I went digging.)

There’s a mouth of a cave

That you showed me

Where they surrounded and

Then renamed you

There’s a place in

The back of your throat

That resonates now

I remember

It didn’t used to.

Don’t mistake me for a mockingbird,

I created this sound and you were innocent,

Don’t mistake me for a mockingbird

Don’t hold me so delicately in your hands.

Don’t mistake me for a mockingbird.

(The outline of a memory

A song to sing, an elegy

A palm to hold against my chest

The whole world’s over, what is left?

That’s what I found when I went digging)

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All of us have made terrible mistakes at this point.

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I kill insects every now and then... but only if they're in the bathroom.

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All that matters in the end is who's holding the gun.

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Like… sudoku but if you solve it wrong then everyone dies.

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me me stinky boi

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Stay safe.

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Happy Easter Wednesday!

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David Ault as Ty Betteridge

Ben Rowe as Felix

Written by David Ault and Ben Rowe

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Season 10 begins in 2 weeks. Thanks for playing.

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Aleksandr Batenko as Boris

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Kevin Berry as Ryan

Nathan Lunsford as CANNONBALL

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Gary Furlong as Hunter Jeremiah Hartley

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The Base lose their treehouse defences and become open to an attack from Hunter Hartley. The gang become vulnerable to a villain who forces cowboys to clean their teeth.

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Craving attention while staying over at August's ranch for the weekend, Mikey feigns a broken leg. His ruse works perfectly when Sly and Michael are at his beck and call... until he is taken to the doctors for an x-ray.

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Aliens accidentally kidnap Edgar while looking for their third duck brother. Mike discovers a box belonging to the August's dead brother, and Matt hires a medium to settle the differences between him and his brother's spirit.

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Too many fish in the sea? Not with a giant squid and octopus eating everything in sight. And when Chance helps some local fishermen fight the source of their seafood shortage, he finds he’s in way over his head. For starters, Michael is terrified of octopus and squid. Then Cole gets wind of these fears and he decides to go fishing... for Chance! Will Michael overcome his irrational phobias? Or will they both wind up as Cole’s catch of the day?

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Mike hires Hunter Hartley for a job and his first task is to transport a Rectangular Businessman to an important meeting; Hunter fails his assignment.

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LYRICS:

You would always search for being loved

I wondered what that was about

If you could keep your distance from me

I think that that’s what I would do

If I were you which clearly I am not

If I were you which clearly I am not

I’d keep my distance from me

We can reverse our previous history

You know

You have such a penchant for leaving out

All the details of the war

And I could be kinder to you

If I thought that’s what you deserved

If I were you I would be ready with the sword

If I were you which clearly I am not

I’d keep my distance from me

Don’t you know that this is scrawled in our histories?

I was found hiding out in

Hallowed ground you shoulda left me there

Had I known you were sacred

I would not

Let you be tainted

You would never overlook the message

In the bottle on the shore

I suspect there’s something in there

That I don’t want you to read

If I were you I would be careful with the words

If I were you which clearly I am not

I’d keep my distance from me

The knowledge comes with volatility

You know

You can play the medic and tend to my wounds

We’ll let the fever pass

And I can ball my love into a fist and see if that hurts more

If I were you I think I’d learn to throw a punch

If I were you which clearly I am not

I’d keep my distance from me

Though I could use the company

I was found hiding out in

Hallowed ground you shoulda left me there

Had I known you were sacred

I would not

Let you be tainted

I get carried away by the thought of old age

Wondering if I’d trade wisdom for a handful of days

If I get elevated further than I deserve to be raised

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I’m dragging you with me, you can stand in my place

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The Base travels to Las Vegas, where Chance and Shadow show a rabbit at a competition, Mikey is convinced he has had a prophetic dream about winning at a slot machine, and Marissa goes backstage with her favorite singer Texas Michael. Meanwhile, MW begins getting overwhelmed with the workload at the ranch, capping off by falling into and being trapped with Sly in a well he was supposed to have fixed.

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Using his astral projection ability, Mike discovers that the Watermelon Mikes have formed their own civilization in the Flinchite Compound. However, when he sees CANNONBALL on the island as well, the Base heads into action to fight CANNONBALL, with the Watermelon Mikes helping them.

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I will be streaming for 24 hours, starting today (2/3) at 7pm Eastern/6pm Central to celebrate 100 episodes of the show. There will be games, festivities and donation goals and a fun time will surely be had by all. Come pop by my twitch stream at http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod and say howdy if that sounds like a fun time for you.

Thank you for listening and hopefully see you there!

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Mike and Michael work in Boris's cereal factory licking the boxes shut, but when Michael gets promoted to a prize stuffer, he lets the power go to his head.

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In honor of the upcoming 100th episode of WOE.BEGONE, I recorded a reading of January's postcard story: the story of The Mikes & The Crows. Enjoy.

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Anne dares Mikey and Edgar to pluck Michael's new golden nose hair, which has a life of its own - and ends up getting Sly punished if the three don't say anything.

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Marissa's trip to the laundromat to clean her dirty clothes turns into a surreal misadventure involving embarrassing encounters with Michael The Cowboy and a trip inside a dryer to get her lucky shirt back from The Flinchites, a band of missing socks who destroy laundry.

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Moss

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Ayne

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Ceci

Quinn Valentine

Niki The Unicorn

Pupperoo

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The local park is about to be developed and when Michael accidentally chains himself to a tree with his bike; he is mistaken for an activist and asked to run for city council. However, MW struggles to understand the concept of each person's opinion counting, believing there to be a right and a wrong party to vote for, and that Michael is standing for the wrong party. Meanwhile, an underhanded opposition leader (Marissa Ng) hires Officer Charlie to dig up dirt on Michael, hoping to damage his campaign and stop him from winning.

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Season 9 of WOE.BEGONE begins next week. May I interest you in some products and services while we wait?

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What if he does know something important? What if I do?

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Michelle Kan as Marissa

Kevin Berrey as Ryan

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Cole Weavers as Cole

Jamie Petronis as Matt

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Harlan Guthrie as Sylvester August Baxter

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This is one of those fights where everyone ends up closer together at the end, right?

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...Did I say something wrong?

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CREDITS

Ben Rowe as Felix

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a beattape for you to put on in the background while youre enjoying the holidays

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1. waking up earlier every day

2. how to play woe.begone online for free

3. where my thoughts escaping

4. hoping i was all alone

5. possum

6. kristin in black sharpie

7. tell the resting lion to roll over

8. "drive careful" as your mother would say

9. the american bison

10. and full of sleep and full of sleep and full of sleep

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Is this an emergency or not?

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Ed Man? M-Dawg?

LOUD NOISE TIMESTAMP:

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Jamie Petronis as Matt

Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar

THE MAGNUS PROTOCOL KICKSTARTER

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I don’t have much of a choice but to cooperate, do I?

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Season 8 continues next week.

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Lyrics:

Lately I’ve

been dreaming my

tongue was swollen,

bitten, eaten out,

oh, but they were kind,

they left me with my

eyes, soft and closed

and moving,

generating movies,

a shame to go to waste

if there’s nothing I can say.

If you’d like to be replaced,

we can replace you.

I was holding out,

you were managing your doubt

so well until now,

so well until now,

but I was holding out,

you were managing your doubt

so well until now,

oh, well until later,

but I won’t control my fast cascading temper

forever.

Were the trees shivering?

Or are you hiding in them?

Makeshift shelter

for inclement weather,

an eye in the sky over my head,

or are you leaving me for dead?

Frost forming out here

while I search,

light pouring in the corners

illuminates my breath,

dissolves every circumstance.

If you’d like to be replaced,

you could’ve fooled me.

I was holding out,

shelter held under the clouds

so well until now,

so well until now,

I was holding out,

shelter held under clouds

so well until now,

oh well, rebuild later,

but I can’t control how fast they fell the timber

forever.

Call off the dogs,

call off the knocks,

I know you sent them,

I could use a little privacy,

call off the ambulance,

call off the avalanche,

you know I give into my paranoia easily.

Where are you going?

I know it’s you at my door

and I know what you want.

I was holding out,

checking locks and standing ground,

so well until now,

so well until now,

I was holding out,

so well until now,

checking locks and standing ground,

oh well, you’ll find me later,

but I can’t control my finger on the button

forever.

Call off the dogs,

call off the knocks,

call off the search for answers,

call off the graceless fruitless chase,

call off the dogs.

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No, really, who are you?

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What did you do to me?

[WARNING: This episode contains depictions of medical distress and experimentation. Listener discretion is advised. It also contains some loud noises, the timestamps for which will be in the description.]

LOUD NOISE WARNING: 19:20 - 19:50

CREDITS:

David Ault as Ty Betteridge

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It seems like the horrors of our dreams are most frightening to you... 

On the Eve of Halloween, a dozen storytellers sneak inside the abandoned Darklight Carnival grounds to share a chilling batch of stories in two varieties. This year they split up to uncover the fears that lurk within and horrors that walk among us.

One group will head to the Ferris Wheel to tell tales of real-world terror. The other will venture into the Funhouse to spin yarns of the frightening spirit world. Which path will you embark on first?

Nine II Midnight is a collaborative storytelling event between 12 podcasts:

Hell Gate City

Malevolent

Nowhere, On Air

Out of the Ashes

Parkdale Haunt

The Cellar Letters

The Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, Ohio

The Night Post

The Storage Papers

The Town Whispers

Wake of Corrosion

WOE.BEGONE

CREDITS & CONTENT WARNINGS

CW: General horror, swearing throughout

Produced by Harlan Guthrie

Master edit by Harlan Guthrie

'Nine II Midnight' written by Harlan Guthrie.

Performed by Harlan Guthrie, Dylan Griggs, Kevin Berrey, Shaun Pellington, Rae Lundberg, Vincent C. Davis, Jess Syratt, Alex Nursall, Rat Grimes, Jeremy Enfinger, Nathan Lunsford, Cole Weavers, and Jamie Petronis.

Pick a path on October 30th at midnight, and keep your wits about you.

9️⃣🔪🔪🕛

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CREDITS: 

WOE.BEGONE

"The Almanac Building" was written, directed, performed, and scored by Dylan Griggs. 

CW: gore, animal death

Website: www.woebegonepod.com 

_________________________ 

OUT OF THE ASHES

“Train Ride” was written, directed, and performed by Vincent Comegys-Davis.

CW: hospitals/medical issues, death, blood, gore

Website: www.outoftheashespodcast.com

_________________________ 

THE NIGHT POST

"Dead Space" was written, performed, and produced by Rae Lundberg

CW: animal peril, drowning

Website: nightpostpod.com 

_________________________ 

NOWHERE, ON AIR

“A Dream” was written, performed, and edited by Jesse Syratt (credits for SFX available in the transcript)

CW: brief graphic description of body horror and sounds.

Website: https://nowhereonair.carrd.co

_________________________ 

HELL GATE CITY

“Shadow of the Eliminator” was written, performed, and produced by Kevin Berrey, with music by Cheska Navarro.

CW: hallucinations/visions, bodily fluids

Website: www.hellgatecity.com

_________________________ 

THE STORAGE PAPERS

“Silly Billy” was written, edited, and mixed by Nathan Lunsford.

Performed by Jeremy Enfinger (as Jeremy) and Nathan Lunsford (as Billy).

Music credits available in the transcript.

CW: profanity, child injury, brief gore (SFX)

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It seems like the terrors of the real world are most appealing to you and for good reason... 

On the Eve of Halloween, a dozen storytellers sneak inside the abandoned Darklight Carnival grounds to share a chilling batch of stories in two varieties. This year they split up to uncover the fears that lurk within and horrors that walk among us.

One group will head to the Ferris Wheel to tell tales of real-world terror. The other will venture into the Funhouse to spin yarns of the frightening spirit world. Which path will you embark on first?

Nine II Midnight is a collaborative storytelling event between 12 podcasts:

Hell Gate City

Malevolent

Nowhere, On Air

Out of the Ashes

Parkdale Haunt

The Cellar Letters

The Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, Ohio

The Night Post

The Storage Papers

The Town Whispers

Wake of Corrosion

WOE.BEGONE

CREDITS & CONTENT WARNINGS

CW: General horror, swearing throughout

Produced by Harlan Guthrie

Master edit by Harlan Guthrie

'Nine II Midnight' written by Harlan Guthrie.

Performed by Harlan Guthrie, Dylan Griggs, Kevin Berrey, Shaun Pellington, Rae Lundberg, Vincent C. Davis, Jess Syratt, Alex Nursall, Rat Grimes, Jeremy Enfinger, Nathan Lunsford, Cole Weavers, and Jamie Petronis.

Pick a path on October 30th at midnight, and keep your wits about you.

9️⃣🔪🔪🕛

TRANSCRIPTS ARE AVAILABLE HERE

CREDITS: 

MALEVOLENT

“Scratching” was written, directed, performed, and edited by Harlan Guthrie. 

CW: insects, gore

Malevolent

Website: www.malevolent.ca

_________________________

THE CELLAR LETTERS

“Get Up” was written, edited, and performed by Jamie Petronis, and features Brandon Jones as the Newscaster

CW: general horror, mouth noises, licking sounds

Website: www.thecellarletters.com

_________________________

WAKE OF CORROSION

“The Quiet Corridor” was written, performed, edited and mixed by Shaun Pellington.

CW: sounds of bone crunching/cracking, mild terror, explicit language

Website: wakeofcorrosion.com

_________________________

THE DEAD LETTER OFFICE OF SOMEWHERE, OHIO

“Voices in the Vents” was written, performed, and scored by Rat Grimes (they/them).

CWs: fire, home invasion

Website: www.somewhereohio.com

_________________________

THE TOWN WHISPERS

“Bella” was written, Directed, Editing by Cole Weavers

CW: body horror, sleepwalking, nightmares, evil pets

Website: www.thetownwhispers.com

_________________________

PARKDALE HAUNT

“Who Goes?” was written by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg, with engineering and sound design by Alex Nursall.

Performed by Emily Kellogg, Alex Nursall, Ian Boddy, and Harlan Guthrie.

CW: ghosts/hauntings, home invasion

Website: www.parkdalehaunt.com

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What if it isn't simple?

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How many years until you and he…?

[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence and death. Listener discretion is advised.]

LOUD NOISE TIMESTAMP:

17:35 - 17:42

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Hey guys. The Diary Of Aliza Schultz has joined the Rusty Quill Network! If you aren't familiar, the Rusty Quill Network is why that guy says "Rusty Quill Presents..." at the beginning of every episode of WOE.BEGONE.  In addition to that cool intro, the Rusty Quill Network provides me with opportunities to reach new audiences and expand the show in new and interesting ways. Speaking of: season 2 is already underway and I am excited about the directions it is going in. Expect more of that soon.

If you haven’t listened to The Diary Of Aliza Schultz yet, now is a great time to start. The whole first season plus 2 episodes of the second season are available wherever you listen to podcasts. And, as of today, the 2022 Aliza Schultz Halloween special is available in both the WOE.BEGONE and Aliza Schultz feeds. It's called "A Single Night In Wolford" and it's a standalone story, so you don't have to listen to the rest of The Diary Of Aliza Schultz to understand it. 

To reiterate, The Diary Of Aliza Schultz is on its own RSS feed, so seek it out wherever you listen to podcasts. And, as with WOE.BEGONE, nothing is going to change about the show other than my ability to make it better. I am still fully independent in my creative vision. With that being said, enjoy The Diary Of Aliza Schultz and the new Halloween special. 

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What are you getting up to, exactly?

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Are you ready to come back?

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On the Eve of Halloween, 14 storytellers make their way to the Darklight Carnival and share horrific tales of mystery and murder… but not all is as it seems.

This October 30th, the feed you’re listening to now, along with all other participating shows, will post two episodes simultaneously for Nine II Midnight. One episode will feature tales that are baked in reality with terrors that may be a part of our waking life. The other episode will share the horror of the most esoteric and spiritual side of the dark and terrifying.

NINE II MIDNIGHT is another collaborative storytelling event, and sequel to last year’s episode. Both episodes are comprised of stories written and produced by the Nine II Midnight participants:

Hell Gate City

Malevolent

Nowhere, On Air

Out of the Ashes

Parkdale Haunt

The Cellar Letters

The Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, Ohio

The Night Post

The Storage Papers

The Town Whispers

Wake Of Corrosion

WOE.BEGONE

On October 30th, you get to choose which stories you want to enjoy first, then, make sure to listen to the other for the complete tale.

See you then.

The Prologue was written, produced & edited by Harlan Guthrie

Guest starring Alexander Newall

Series Art by Nathan Lunsford

---------------------------------------

Content Warnings: Descriptions of Violent Death

Starring:

Harlan Guthrie

Rat Grimes

Jeremy Enfinger

Nathan Lunsford

Rae Lundberg

Jess Syratt

Shaun Pellington

Kevin Berrey

Dylan Griggs

Vincent C. Davis

Alex Nursall

Emily Kellogg

Jamie Petronis

Cole Weavers

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Season 8 of WOE.BEGONE begins next week.

LYRICS:

This is my first night

moonlighting as a walking stick

so forgive me if I start to break

in the moments you are frail

I will try my best to be

more than just a mirror

Trying as I might

having other goals

splitting up my time

apologies if I

wasn’t meant to bear

weight as great as this

for very long

I was not enough

to stop our bulky baskets

from falling in the river

I was not enough

to stop out lazy futures

from ticking away

inside our heads

modicum of salt

spread on the ground

thought that you would flinch

but you didn’t

terror in the eyes

terra firma now

I think that I’m why

the plants aren’t growing

and I wasn’t holding onto hope for nothing

but I wasn’t holding on with both my hands

because I needed one to steady up my body

battled-hardened for a battle I won’t win

until I sink into the permafrost again

I was not enough

to salvage every vessel

with rations meant to fill us up

I was not enough

to demand a permanent end

to the breeze that threw us off  

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We're bringin' ya home, Big Bear. Initiating transport in 3... 2... 1...

[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

LOUD NOISE TIMESTAMPS:

1:49

1:53

3:00

8:13-8:19

30:45 - 30:52

35:33 - 35:47

38:28 - 38:34

41:42 - 41:28

Season 8 of WOE.BEGONE begins in two weeks.

CREDITS:

Harlan Guthrie as Sylvester August Baxter

David Ault as Ty Betteridge

Jamie Petronis as Matt

Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar

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The season 7 finale of WOE.BEGONE, available September 21st. Starring Harlan Guthrie, David Ault, Jamie Petronis, and Jeremy Enfinger.

Available now on Patreon: http://patreon.com/woe_begone

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Nobody pulls the wool over the eyes of Sylvester August Baxter.

[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

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Being the only mom and pop time travel shop comes with its drawbacks.

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If you're listening to this on the day that it comes out (September 2nd), then that means that it's Bandcamp Friday. If you don't already know, Bandcamp Friday is an event where Bandcamp waives its revenue share for 24 hours, which means that if you buy a WOE.BEGONE album I will receive all of the proceeds. And so, to celebrate, I am putting a new WOE.BEGONE album up on the bandcamp: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com

The album is called "I Have Been To The Future" and it is a collection of every song with vocals that has appeared in WOE.BEGONE. This includes songs that had vocals in the episodes like "Cenotaph" and "Wilderness," as well as songs that had vocals added for the soundtracks albums like "Hunter The Bear" or "Can I Stay Here Awhile?"... and 6 bonus tracks because I couldn't help myself.

The resulting album is 40 tracks long and clocks in at just under 3 and a half hours. "I Have Been To The Future" will cost $10 and be available at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com, as well as being free for $5 and up patrons (patreon.com/woe_begone). The album will be up on streaming services eventually, but not yet.

So, enjoy "I Have Been To The Future" and happy Bandcamp Friday.

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We are making good on our deal, but it will take time.

[Warning: this episode contains depictions of dismemberment. Listener discretion is advised.]

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Even a cowboy misses sometimes.

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You never stop by to see how we're doing.

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Real products and services for your real life.

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Our imaginations are worse than the truth.

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Getting worked up is only gettin' ya hurt. And you hurtin’ hurts the rest of us.

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I needed to see what everyone else was seeing.

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I feel like we ended up back at square one.

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I am about to do something to you that I regret.

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David Ault as Ty Betteridge

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I knew something was different when you walked in, like the air got sucked out of the room.

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21:25 - 21:32

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We're taking an intermission this week. Season 7 of WOE.BEGONE begins next week.

The saga of Aliza Schultz continues. The Diary Of Aliza Schultz is a loosely continuous anthology, so there is no need to listen to the other episodes to understand this one.

The Diary of Aliza Schultz is the surreal story of Aliza Schultz on her quest to review every novel by airport novelist Rafael Muslani and what she discovers along the way. More of season 2 coming soon, wherever you listen to podcasts.

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Have we reached an agreement?

Season 7 of WOE.BEGONE starts in two weeks. Next week will be an intermission. Thanks for playing.

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The Diary of Aliza Schultz is the surreal story of Aliza Schultz on her quest to review every novel by airport novelist Rafael Muslani and what she discovers along the way. The metatext is the text. You do not need to have listened to WOE.BEGONE to understand the story. It is contained within itself.

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I see him like that when I close my eyes.

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new recruits.

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Mike Walters and associates are not the only people making plans.

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we're on vacation.

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It didn't hurt.

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Just a quick update. Episode 67 comes out Wednesday. Thanks for playing.

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Season 6 of WOE.BEGONE continues next week.

Lyrics:

I’m not afraid

Of the endless days,

One eye open as I float along

The surface keeping guard,

And I hope I’m wrong

That I terrorize every eye iIm put upon

And I wonder what it is you see

A core beyond the pageantry.

At this point I might be

A relegated curiosity

An oddity from your past

Would you look at me?

"Would you look at that!"

Hoarfrost in the morning

Surely some must die

Freezing over overnight

But I’ll donate my warmth and

My hands will keep you safe

The cold will wither while we wait

But surely some must die

But surely some must die

But surely some must die

How do they handle it?

But surely some must die

But surely some must die

How do I handle it?

You are casting shadows with your blood,

I see them when I plunge,

If I can smell you in the ocean,

Then they can smell you in the ocean,

Eliminate the feeble consciousness

That gave me confidence to kill,

Instinct over will,

Diamond against diamond you are

Mercifu,l I will

Grab you in my jaws to hold you.

I will grab you in my jaws to hold you,

But blood seeps through my jaws when I hold you.

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if you want the ball thrown, you gotta bring it back.

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blind hands on different parts of the elephant.

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i'm looking for a fella, name of mike walters?

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you protest with whatever you have.

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ahoy there!

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I hope you're reading this.

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Alternate title: "Two For Flinching!"

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Are you ready?

Loud noise timestamp: 46:31 - 46:45

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Here lies Project T.B.D.O. Mission 1. Rest in peace.

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Ornery.

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