Woodbine: A Parkdale Haunts Production

SMALL HOURS: The very early morning, just after midnight, when most people are asleep.

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I just want to say here that I think we're the first podcast to include a cursed ONroute (for the non-Ontarians in the audience, this is the name of the highway rest areas with restaurants and whatnot), so make a quick run in to get a bagel for the road and grab me a coffee, because we got a long drive ahead of us deep into the endless dark. 

Featuring the voices of: 

Emily Kellogg as Claire

Alex Nursall as Judith

Ian Boddy as Owen

Jocelyn Dotta as Lydia

Taylor Davis as Austin Bird 

Adil Lakhani as the Voice on the Radio

and Tom Eymundson as the Man in the Dark

CONTENT WARNINGS: The occult, physical violence, possession, fire, ghosts, death (mentioned)

Parkdale Haunt is an original podcast 

Created and written by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg

Directed and produced by Alex Nursall 

Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy

Theme music by Phil Wright

Recorded at Pirate Sound 

Distributed by Realm

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IRASCIBLE: having or showing a tendency to be easily angered.

What lives in the basement of your mind? What do the voices in your head say to you in the dark? How deep do those fears go and what will you do the day you come face to face with them? You can't run. You can only listen.

Do not go downstairs

Do not go downstairs

Do not go downstairs

Featuring the voices of: 

Alex Nursall as Judith

Emily Kellogg as Claire

Ian Boddy as Owen

Jocelyn Dotta as Lydia

and Amy Bowman as Tabitha

CONTENT WARNINGS: The occult, physical violence, blood, emotional abuse, death

Parkdale Haunt is an original podcast 

Created and written by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg

Directed and produced by Alex Nursall 

Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy

Theme music by Phil Wright

Recorded at Pirate Sound

Distributed by Realm

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TORSION: the state of being twisted.

There are plenty of good things about your university days, but spending time in the big sterile libraries is rarely one. It's especially not great if you're perusing the occult section while someone keeps an eye on you. There are eyes in the shelves, eyes in the halls, and eyes in the house... watching, always watching.

Featuring the voices of: 

Emily Kellogg as Claire

Alex Nursall as Judith

Ian Boddy as Owen

Jocelyn Dotta as Lydia

Amy Bowman as Tabitha

and Mariella Lopez as the Student

CONTENT WARNINGS: The occult, religion, confinement, body horror, blood/knives, possession

Parkdale Haunt is an original podcast 

Created and written by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg

Directed and produced by Alex Nursall 

Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy

Theme music by Phil Wright

Recorded at Pirate Sound

Distributed by Realm

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ERE LONG: (archaic) before long; soon.

Claire lets off some steam while Judith and Owen go antique shopping. What? Not everything is doom and gloom, only most things. Sometimes you just have to take a little walk and see what the day brings you (and sometimes that thing is... a singing fish? Am I reading this right? Ok, whatever).

Featuring the voices of: 

Alex Nursall as Judith

Emily Kellogg as Claire

Ian Boddy as Owen

Jocelyn Dotta as Lydia

Christine Ensslen as Cuddly Christine

Phil Wright as the Singing Fish

Kristian Noel Pedersen as Henry 

Harlan Guthrie as The Thrifter

and Jessi Petta as The Seller

CONTENT WARNINGS: The occult, dolls, sex (mentioned), physical violence, blood (mentioned)

Parkdale Haunt is an original podcast 

Created and written by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg

Directed and produced by Alex Nursall 

Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy

Theme music by Phil Wright

Recorded at Pirate Sound 

Distributed by Realm

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On the Eve of Halloween, 14 storytellers make their way to the Darklight Carnival and share horrific tales of mystery and murder… but not is all as it seems.

This October 30th, the feed you’re listening to now, along with all other participating shows, will post two episodes simultaneously for Nine II Midnight. One episode will feature tales that are baked in reality with terrors that may be a part of our waking life. The other episode will share the horror of the most esoteric and spiritual side of the dark and terrifying.

NINE II MIDNIGHT is another collaborative storytelling event, and sequel to last year’s episode. Both episodes are comprised of stories written and produced by the Nine II Midnight participants:

Hell Gate City

Malevolent

Nowhere, On Air

Out of the Ashes

Parkdale Haunt

The Cellar Letter

The Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, Ohio

The Night Post

The Storage Papers

The Town Whispers

Wake Of Corrosion

WOE.BEGONE

On October 30th, you get to choose which stories you want to enjoy first, then, make sure to listen to the other for the complete tale.

See you then.

Prologue was written, produced & edited by Harlan Guthrie

Guest starring: Alexander Newall

Series Art: Nathan Lunsford

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Content Warnings: Descriptions of Violent Death

Starring:

Harlan Guthrie

Rat Grimes

Jeremy Enfinger

Nathan Lunsford

Rae Lundberg

Jess Syratt

Shaun Pellington

Kevin Berrey

Dylan Griggs

Vincent C. Davis

Alex Nursall

Emily Kellogg

Jamie Petronis

Cole Weavers

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MALISON: (archaic) a curse.

There is a certain amount of vulnerability you need to be able to have with someone to share a bed with them, to share a space, to go out in public unapologetically. There is a certain amount of courage and foolhardiness one must have to do these things while a plume of smoke starts to waft in your direction, as the winds change and the fires come ever closer.

Judith, Claire, and Owen attempt tiny bits of normalcy while surrounded by an ever tightening ring of fire around them. The air grows thick and dark and all Judith wants is for things to be ok again (and also to have roasted fingerling potatoes). Is that so much to ask?

Featuring the voices of:

Emily Kellogg as Claire

Alex Nursall as Judith

Ian Boddy as Owen

Jocelyn Dotta as Lydia

Amy Bowman as Tabitha

Harlan Guthrie as Martin

Brad Alexander as Gary

and Zoë Stoll as the Woman at the Market

CONTENT WARNINGS: The occult, stalking, fire, physical violence, possession, death

Parkdale Haunt is an original podcast 

Created and written by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg

Directed and produced by Alex Nursall 

Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy

Theme music by Phil Wright

Recorded at Pirate Sound

Distributed by Realm

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POLLARD: to cut off the top and branches of (a tree) to encourage new growth at the top; a deer which has cast its antlers.

There's nothing worse than an ex who won't let go, aside from an ex who sends their friends over to your place to try to get you to stay. Wait, did I say "stay"? I meant "be attacked by eldritch nightmare beings." 

It's the next morning, and the hangover is real. Like, it's real but also metaphorical. Everyone's feeling rough, but that won't stop Lydia. She waits for no one.

Featuring the voices of:

Alex Nursall as Judith

Emily Kellogg as Claire

Ian Boddy as Owen

Jocelyn Dotta as Lydia

Amy Bowman as Tabitha

and Kyle Anderson as The Neighbour in the Hall

CONTENT WARNINGS: Hauntings/the paranormal, cults, violence, insects

Parkdale Haunt is an original podcast 

Created and written by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg

Directed and produced by Alex Nursall 

Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy

Theme music by Phil Wright

Recorded at Pirate Sound

Distributed by Realm

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YET: in addition.

It's the morning after the worst night of Claire, Judith, and Owen's lives. How do you pick up the pieces? Where would you even start? Where do you go from here? 

Featuring the voices of: 

Emily Kellogg as Claire

Alex Nursall as Judith

Ian Boddy as Owen

and Jocelyn Dotta as Lydia

CONTENT WARNINGS: The occult, alcohol/drunkenness, mental abuse

Parkdale Haunt is an original podcast 

Created and written by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg

Directed and produced by Alex Nursall 

Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy

Theme music by Phil Wright

Recorded at Pirate Sound 

Distributed by Realm

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THERE IS NO TURNING BACK

YOU CAN ONLY GO FORWARD

INTO THE DARKNESS THAT THREATENS TO DEVOUR YOU

DO YOU TRUST YOUR FRIENDS?

Season 3 of Parkdale Haunt premieres on September 26, 2022. 

CONTENT WARNINGS: The paranormal 

Featuring Alex Nursall as Judith

Recorded at Pirate Sound 

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Can you heal from what you've been through?

Season 3 of Parkdale Haunt premieres on September 26, 2022. 

CONTENT WARNINGS: The paranormal 

Featuring Ian Boddy as Owen

Recorded at Pirate Sound

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How do you move forward after all the pain you've caused?

Season 3 of Parkdale Haunt premieres on September 26, 2022. 

CONTENT WARNINGS: The paranormal 

Featuring Emily Kellogg as Claire

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Parkdale Haunt goes live at Toronto Comicon 2022! Is it fun? You bet it is. Does it feature a great cast? Heck yes it does. Is it canonical? You better believe it isn't. Plus, you get an episode AND a Q&A all in one. It's like Christmas in March, if this is what you wanted for Christmas (a highly specific ask if there ever was one). 

Featuring Emily Kellogg as Claire

Alex Nursall as Judith

Ian Boddy as Owen

Taylor Davis as Austin Bird

And Jocelyn Dotta as Lydia

Parkdale Haunt is an original podcast created and written by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg

This episode was directed and produced by Alex Nursall

Sound design by Ian Boddy

Live audio engineering by Cameron Nursall

Theme music by Phil Wright

This episode was recorded live Toronto Comicon and we are distributed by Realm

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A semi-canonical standalone episode where everyone's just having a good time. Things are good. They're great! There's a cute dog! Everyone's eating a lot of bread! Christmas is here and it's just nice and nothing will ever go wrong ever again. 

Featuring the voices of Alex Nursall, Emily Kellogg, Ian Boddy, Taylor Davis, Jocelyn Dotta, and Set Shuter.

Featuring music by Kristian Noel Pedersen ("Christmas Morning" from Songs About Christmas (AKKCXIII), which you can find at https://akristiankindachristmas.bandcamp.com)

CONTENT WARNINGS: the occult, alcohol, medical horror

Parkdale Haunt is an original podcast 

Created and written by Emily Kellogg and Alex Nursall

Directed and produced by Alex Nursall 

Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy

Theme music by Phil Wright

Recorded at Pirate Sound 

Distributed by Realm

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Where do you turn when there’s no way out?

Featuring the voices of

Emily Kellogg, Alex Nursall, Ian Boddy, Carson Pinch, Jocelyn Dotta, Amy Bowman, Phil Wright, and all of our Cultists, of which there are too many to name here.

CONTENT WARNINGS: confinement, the occult, violence, knives, blood, fire, the paranormal

Parkdale Haunt is an original podcast 

Created and written by Emily Kellogg and Alex Nursall

Directed and produced by Alex Nursall 

Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy

Theme music by Phil Wright

Recorded at Pirate Sound 

Distributed by Realm

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What do you do when the world closes in on you?

Featuring the voices of Ian Boddy, Alex Nursall, Emily Kellogg, Amy Bowman, and Jocelyn Dotta

Also featuring the song "The Places I Have Lost" by Derek Harrison (www.derekharrison.ca), used with permission of the artist. 

CONTENT WARNINGS: confinement (claustrophobia), physical violence

Parkdale Haunt is an original podcast 

Created and written by Emily Kellogg and Alex Nursall

Directed and produced by Alex Nursall 

Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy

Theme music by Phil Wright

Recorded at Pirate Sound

Distributed by Realm

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How do you feel in the calm before the storm?

Featuring the voices of

Emily Kellogg, Alex Nursall, Ian Boddy, Carson Pinch, Amy Bowman, and Jocelyn Dotta

CONTENT WARNINGS: Cults, the paranormal, abusive relationships

Parkdale Haunt is an original podcast 

Created and written by Emily Kellogg and Alex Nursall

Directed and produced by Alex Nursall 

Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy

Theme music by Phil Wright

Recorded at Pirate Sound

Distributed by Realm

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When stressed, you should take a step back and reassess, try to relax, and avoid doing anything too rash. Judith, when stressed, does none of these things, and NOW S H E WILL PA. Y FO R HER  H U B RIS Y O  U STUPID CH I L D

Featuring the voices of

Alex Nursall, Ian Boddy, Chelsea Andrade, Amy Bowman, and all of our Cultists, of which there are too many to name here.

CONTENT WARNINGS: the occult, the paranormal, cults, fire

Parkdale Haunt is an original podcast 

Created and written by Emily Kellogg and Alex Nursall

Directed and produced by Alex Nursall 

Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy

Theme music by Phil Wright

Recorded at Pirate Sound

Distributed by Realm

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Owen and Judith engage in some espionage in a bid to see what Claire and Adam are like in public, calling in a favour with a rich frenemy. What could go wrong at a fancy party? Hang on, I’m getting a note that says “lots of things.” So, lots of things could go wrong. Whoops. 

Featuring the voices of

Emily Kellogg, Alex Nursall, Ian Boddy, Carson Pinch, and Taylor Davis

CONTENT WARNINGS: the occult, the paranormal, cults, alcohol, death

Parkdale Haunt is an original podcast 

Created and written by Emily Kellogg and Alex Nursall

Directed and produced by Alex Nursall 

Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy

Theme music by Phil Wright

Recorded at Pirate Sound 

Distributed by Realm

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There’s nothing like an old friend coming around for an unexpected visit, especially when all the doors are locked, and you’re not at home. Can’t say it’s something that Judith and Owen appreciate much, but maybe that’s just them. Meanwhile, Judith can feel another relationship starting to spiral out of control. 

Featuring the voices of

Emily Kellogg, Alex Nursall, Ian Boddy, Carson Pinch, and Jocelyn Dotta

CONTENT WARNINGS: cults, the paranormal, the occult

Parkdale Haunt is an original podcast 

Created and written by Emily Kellogg and Alex Nursall

Directed and produced by Alex Nursall 

Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy

Theme music by Phil Wright

Recorded at Pirate Sound

Distributed by Realm

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A visit to Austin Bird’s house gives some insight. Judith steals a magazine. Owen ruins all his laundry. Lydia reveals that she’s got a better understanding of the situation than one would expect. And in the distance, something begins to burn…

Featuring the voices of

Emily Kellogg, Alex Nursall, Ian Boddy, Carson Pinch, Taylor Davis, Jocelyn Dotta, Caroly Larson, and Phil Wright

CONTENT WARNINGS: the paranormal/hauntings, cults, the occult, fire

Parkdale Haunt is an original podcast 

Created and written by Emily Kellogg and Alex Nursall

Directed and produced by Alex Nursall 

Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy

Theme music by Phil Wright

Recorded at Pirate Sound

Distributed by Realm

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Hello my darlings! I’m so glad you’re reading this. Today we’re going to discuss being positive when life doesn’t go our way. We try to stay positive here in our household. Life in the house is good, it’s so good. Everything is good, and if you say any differently, the only thing left for you to do is suffer.

Featuring the voices of Emily Kellogg, Alex Nursall, Ian Boddy, Carson Pinch, and Doug Walker

CONTENT WARNINGS: the occult, cults, insects, self-harm

Parkdale Haunt is an original podcast 

Created and written by Emily Kellogg and Alex Nursall

Directed and produced by Alex Nursall 

Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy

Theme music by Phil Wright

Recorded at Pirate Sound

Distributed by Realm

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A lunch date results in some unintended consequences. Claire is getting weirder and Judith is not feeling it. Meanwhile, Adam is out on his super cool motorcycle ruining Owen’s day in more way than one.

Featuring the voices of Emily Kellogg, Alex Nursall, Ian Boddy, Carson Pinch, and Jocelyn Dotta

CONTENT WARNINGS: the occult, hauntings/the paranormal

Parkdale Haunt is an original podcast 

Created and written by Emily Kellogg and Alex Nursall

Directed and produced by Alex Nursall 

Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy

Theme music by Phil Wright

Recorded at Pirate Sound 

Distributed by Realm

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The warm weather is here and so much has happened: Claire has returned! Judith is going on a date! Owen is back from vacation! These are all good things, right? 

… Right? 

Featuring the voices of Emily Kellogg, Alex Nursall, Ian Boddy, Carson Pinch, and Jocelyn Dotta

CONTENT WARNINGS: the occult, hauntings/the paranormal

Parkdale Haunt is an original podcast 

Created and written by Emily Kellogg and Alex Nursall

Directed and produced by Alex Nursall 

Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy

Theme music by Phil Wright

Recorded at Pirate Sound

Distributed by Realm

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Do you know what to do next?

Season 2 of Parkdale Haunt will premiere on September 27, 2021. 

CONTENT WARNINGS: The paranormal 

Alex Nursall as Judith

Emily Kellogg as Claire

Theme music by Phil Wright

Recorded at Pirate Sound

Presented in partnership with Realm

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Do you know what's happening to you?

Season 2 of Parkdale Haunt will premiere on September 27, 2021. 

CONTENT WARNINGS: The paranormal 

Emily Kellogg as Claire

Alex Nursall as Judith

Theme music by Phil Wright

Recorded at Pirate Sound

Presented in partnership Realm

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Do you know what you're getting into?

Season 2 of Parkdale Haunt will premiere on September 27, 2021. 

CONTENT WARNINGS: The paranormal 

Ian Boddy as Owen

Theme music by Phil Wright

Recorded at Pirate Sound

Presented in partnership with Realm

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Welcome to the Parkdale Haunt Q&A episode, where Alex, Emily, and Ian answer listener questions, talk about our thoughts on S1, and debate chip flavours and wine preferences. For those that listen through to the end, there’s also a big ol’ bunch of bloopers from the S1 recording sessions. Thanks again for listening, and stay tuned for Season 2, coming this September…

Featuring the voices of Alex Nursall, Emily Kellogg, and Ian Boddy.

Recorded at Pirate Sound

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A semi-canonical tale about Christmas spirit… and Christmas spirits. What lurks in the past, and what is yet to come?

CONTENT WARNINGS: Hauntings/the paranormal, blood, the occult, alcohol

Emily Kellogg as Claire

Alex Nursall as Judith

Ian Boddy as Owen

Taylor Davis as Austin Bird

Theme music by Phil Wright

Recorded at Pirate Sound

Presented in partnership with Realm

Extra voices provided by Kyle Anderson and Ryan Des Roches.

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W EL COM E

HO M E

CL A I R E

CONTENT WARNINGS: Hauntings, possession, the occult, blood, violence

Emily Kellogg as Claire

Alex Nursall as Judith

Ian Boddy as Owen

Carson Pinch as Adam

Theme music by Phil Wright

Recorded at Pirate Sound

Presented in partnership with Realm

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Still no word from Claire, and Judith and Owen are starting to really feel the stress of the shifting recordings. An unsettling recording from Adam doesn’t give them much closure either. Whatever is causing this, it’s decided that it’s had enough, and Judith and Owen better watch out…

But it’s ok, recordings can’t hurt you, right? … Right?

CONTENT WARNINGS: Hauntings/paranormal experiences, depression, possession, the occult, alcohol

Emily Kellogg as Claire

Alex Nursall as Judith

Ian Boddy as Owen

Carson Pinch as Adam

Taylor Davis as Austin Bird

Will Sloan as the Nicholas, Toronto History YouTuber

Theme music by Phil Wright

Music during YouTube video: Sábila Orbe Melatonin V by Filmy Ghost is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivatives 4.0 License., Based on a work at https://humanfobia.jimdo.com/filmy-ghost/

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Ever gotten a phone call from an unknown number that scares the hell out of you? Judith has, and she decides the best plan of action is to start crashing on Owen’s couch. They visit A. Bird to see if he’s maybe behind the issues at the house, but he’s got problems of his own. But it’s not just him who should be worried, it’s Judith and Owen, because the recordings aren’t just changing… they’re starting to talk back.

CONTENT WARNINGS: Hauntings/paranormal experiences, fire (mentioned), murder (mentioned), cults, alcohol

Alex Nursall as Judith

Ian Boddy as Owen

Taylor Davis as Austin Bird

Kyle Anderson as Viktor

Theme music by Phil Wright

Recorded at Pirate Sound

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Judith is displaced from her apartment and has to crash in Claire’s guestroom. It’s going ok, aside from the sleepwalking. And the sleeptalking. And the fact that Claire keeps covering the house in broken glass in the night. And the creepy things she’s saying. Actually, it’s just a mess across the board.

CONTENT WARNINGS: Hauntings/paranormal experiences, fire (mentioned), sleepwalking, possession, alcohol

Emily Kellogg as Claire

Alex Nursall as Judith

Theme music by Phil Wright

Recorded at Pirate Sound

Presented in partnership with Realm

You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt.

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Judith’s discomfort is causing tension with Claire, and things are getting heated, and the recordings are getting more and more odd…

Also, remember: always take the time to get to know your neighbours, because you never know what memories of a terrifying blood cult they might have.

CONTENT WARNINGS: Hauntings/paranormal experiences, cults, knives, fire (mentioned), alcohol

Emily Kellogg as Claire

Alex Nursall as Judith

Ian Boddy as Owen

Caroly Larson as Debbie

Taylor Davis as Austin Bird

Theme music by Phil Wright

Recorded at Pirate Sound

Presented in partnership with Realm

You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt.

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Claire finds a homemade spirit board in the closet. Rather than hurling it out a window, she decides to invite people over to try it out. Turns out the house has a few things to say, and it’s feeling chatty. And aggressive.

CONTENT WARNINGS: Hauntings/the paranormal, alcohol

Emily Kellogg as Claire

Alex Nursall as Judith

Ian Boddy as Owen

Carson Pinch as Adam

Theme music by Phil Wright

Recorded at Pirate Sound

Presented in partnership with Realm

You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt.

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In the recordings, Claire talks about finding diaries in the basement of the house, along with her new sleepwalking-related issues. Hoping to get their hands on some books, Judith and Owen head over to the house to root through the basement, but the house and whatever is inside it does not want them there.

CONTENT WARNINGS: Hauntings/paranormal experiences, infanticide (mentioned), cults, the occult, sleepwalking, alcohol

Emily Kellogg as Claire

Alex Nursall as Judith

Ian Boddy as Owen

Theme music by Phil Wright

Recorded at Pirate Toronto

Presented in partnership with Realm

You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt.

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What’s that in the basement? Is it a ghost? A demon? A very angry raccoon? Possibly all three? Claire and Judith investigate the downstairs finally and find that it is truly creepy in more ways than they would’ve expected. The recordings are getting freakier though, and one new one starts to shed a little light on what might have precipitated the changes happening to Claire.

CONTENT WARNINGS: Animals, hauntings/paranormal experiences, blood (mentioned), darkness, fainting, gaslighting, alcohol

Emily Kellogg as Claire

Alex Nursall as Judith

Ian Boddy as Owen

Carson Pinch as Adam

Theme music by Phil Wright

Recorded at Pirate Sound

Presented in partnership with Realm.

You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt.

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Judith and Claire start working on the house, which comes with some unexpected issues, such as the endlessly creepy basement or the unsettling writing on the walls. They’re also presented with a difficult choice of which is worse: your ex showing up unannounced or 100 house centipedes in your sink?

CONTENT WARNINGS: Alcohol, the occult, insects

Emily Kellogg as Claire

Alex Nursall as Judith

Ian Boddy as Owen

Carson Pinch as Adam

Theme music by Phil Wright

Recorded at Pirate Sound

Presented in partnership with Realm.

You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt.

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Judith Antoni’s friend Claire has gone missing. Well, she’s alive, but she’s taken off and no one can track her down. Judith enlists the help of her friend Owen to start digging through the recordings made when Claire took possession of a house in Parkdale and things started to get… kind of weird.

CONTENT WARNINGS: Hauntings/the paranormal, cults (mentioned), the occult, alcohol

Emily Kellogg as Claire

Alex Nursall as Judith

Ian Boddy as Owen

Caroly Larson as Debbie

Taylor Davis as Austin Bird

Theme music by Phil Wright

Recorded at Pirate Sound

Presented in partnership with Realm.

You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt.

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Ever since Claire inherited a house from a biological family she never knew, things have begun to change. It isn’t just that the house is full of cryptic notebooks, ominous scribblings on the wall, and a creepy basement. Claire is… off. She’s sleepwalking, saying weird things, and becoming irritable and secretive. And as she gets closer to the secret at the heart of the old house in the Toronto neighborhood of Parkdale, she begins to lose herself in it. After Claire goes missing, her best friends begin sifting through the recordings of their unedited podcast attempt, Yes! In My Backyard, to see if there’s any clues as to what happened. But what they find is something better left untouched. Parkdale Haunt is about friendship and identity, trauma, cults, demons, and, most frighteningly, the Toronto real estate market.

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