Amber and Chris VanMoesnerr: Valerie Cooper is a Hot Cop - Uncanny X-Men 633

Welcome true believers to X-Men Horoscopes where each week our host Lodro Rinzler is in conversation with a special guest to discuss the X-Men issue that aligns with a significant month and year from their life and what that issue reveals about their future.

Amber and Chris VanMoesnerr join our host Lodro Rinzler for a "plot-driven" X-Men issue from the Disassembled era five years ago, which syncs with the birth of their son. We talk parenting + X-Men. We talk about how sometimes the X-Men is written like the show 24. We talk about whether Professor X would make for a good babysitter.

Also in this episode:

• the super dark period of the X-Men when they lived in a bar and murdered everyone
• Cyclops died with a lot of regrets
• Dark Beast gave himself spider legs
• we have another Mutant Massacre of the Morlocks...and it gets a panel's worth of discussion
• want to take Wolverine out? Throw a knife in his eye
• the X-Men do hits for the US army now...and so they get mistaken for the Avengers
• Captain America does Pilates

What does any of this mean for the future of raising their son? Tune in to find out!

Amber and Chris VanMoesnerr live in upstate New York with their two lovely children. According to the bios they offered for each other, Amber is a lovely person who is training to be a mental health counselor as well as a professional podcaster and Chris is a journalist in the energy commodity space, a failed political candidate and an excellent dad. You can check out Amber's fascinating podcast about learning she was donor-conceived, Biohacked, right here.

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