Mom Can't Cook! A DCOM Podcast

We're halfway to Halloween, Mom Can't Cook fans, so what better way to celebrate than with a spooky DCOM! This week it's 2002's The Scream Team, which is, confusingly, about a group of ghosts called The Soul Patrol.

It's also about Ian and Claire, two kids whose grandfather passes away, but unfortunately gets his soul crushed in the fist of an evil dead inventor called Zachariah Kull. And also about an insulting Halloween festival that Zachariah Kull is annoyed about? But also mostly about natural gas! And the Soul Patrol are there, occasionally! Good times.

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Miracle in Lane 2 tells the inspirational story of Justin Yoder, the first person with a disability to compete in the All American Soapbox Derby, and also presumably the first person to sit in a Disney screening room watching a movie about his life that inexplicably features loads of scenes of his parents going to town on each other.

Frankie Muniz plays Justin, a plucky kid searching for a sport in which he can compete at the same level as his athletic brother Seth (So Weird's Patrick Levis). When he discovers soap box derby racing, it seems like Justin has found his calling, but will the set in their ways derby association allow him to compete with his modified car? Will crusty local misanthrope Old Man Vic share his wealth of soapbox knowledge with this wannabe racer? Is the driver essentially ballast? Listen and find out!

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The iconic good-vibes surfin', boardin' legend from Johnny Tsunami (1999) makes a glorious return to the Disney Channel in 'Johnny Kapahala: Back on Board' (2007)!

Johnny returns to O?ahu, Hawaii for his grandfather's wedding, but finds the island paradise under the cruel yoke of a gang of mountainboarding teens! Can Johnny save his increasingly large family from the poisonous influence of these bad dudes and their strikingly terrible extreme sport? Why won't his tiny uncle stop slipping through the fabric of reality? And is Johnny Tsunami a business genius, or is he just really high? As with all DCOMs, Johnny Kapahala: Back on Board poses more questions than it offers answers.

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Apes. What are they all about? Can we trust them? Are they going to go ballistic and destroy our houses? If only there were some way we could ask them.

Well friends, there is: sign language, the communication method that can be learned by apes. Unfortunately the ape in this movie, Jennie, isn't really interested in learning sign language, and is more interested in ape carnage and killing the mailman. Will Jennie be able to adjust to living with a human family? How quickly is she going to destroy all of their relationships? And can an ape go to prison? Listen to find out, and if you want bonus episodes of the show, remember to check out our Patreon at Patreon.com/extrahelpings.

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Jace Newfield is a New Yorker through and through. He loves jazz music, playing baseball in Central Park and, of course, the great taste of an egg cream. He's also a person who is blind, although in a place like the Big Apple, he lives a normal life with his friends.

But when his family uproots and moves Jace to Utah, he finds himself struggling with his new surroundings. The school won't get a beeping backboard to allow him to play basketball, his music teacher hates him, and his classmates don't seem to appreciate him walking around loudly talking about how great New York is, and how everyone in Utah is a toothless hillbilly who wouldn't know culture if it spit in their egg cream. Can joining the wrestling team give Jace a new sense of purpose and belonging? Why is this movie about wrestling and not jazz music? What the hell is an egg cream? Listen to find out, and if you want bonus episodes of the show, remember to check out our Patreon at Patreon.com/extrahelpings.

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We all feel like we don't belong on this planet now and then, but very few of us choose to construct an intergalactic satellite communications dish in our backyard to beg aliens to come and pick us up, and even fewer of us have those calls answered by a talking dog with a necklace made of lips.

Not so Mike Pillsbury, an awkward computer genius who decides to depart planet Earth when some bullies set fire to his skeleton roundabout (it's a long story). Mike soon gets more than he bargained for however, when the worst scum of the universe make a beeline for his front door, looking to exploit the hitherto undiscovered human race. Will Mike make good on his promise to leave Earth? And why do all these aliens all have human teeth? Listen to find out, and if you want bonus episodes of the show, remember to check out our Patreon at Patreon.com/extrahelpings.

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Imagine, if you will, some cooking. Seems pretty normal, right? Well get this: it was done by a BOY.

Sorry to shock you with such a mind shattering scenario, listeners, but you'll need to be thusly prepared for this week's episode which is about Eddie's Million Dollar Cook-Off, a movie in which baseball-loving teen Eddie Ogden discovers a passion for the culinary arts that is as charming as it is devastating to his personal and academic life. Will Eddie be able to overcome the violent ridicule of his peers to pursue his love of cooking? How will he balance his love of baseball and baking, two apparently mutually exclusive things? Does he have what it takes to impress Iron Chef Bobby Flay who is here for some reason at the grand Million Dollar Cook-Off of the title? Listen to find out, and if you want bonus episodes of the show, remember to check out our Patreon at Patreon.com/extrahelpings.

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Welcome back, podcast fans, to Mom Can't Cook! This week we're recapping 2006's Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior, a film that attempts to be a martial arts movie, a high school drama, a wacky fish out of water comedy and a thoughtful examination of the pressures affecting first and second generation immigrants. Does it succeed? Kind of!

DCOM royalty Brenda Song plays Wendy Wu, a feisty teen whose only goal in life is to be crowned homecoming queen at the prom, a plan that is thrown into jeopardy when a Shaolin monk turns up to inform her that she is the reincarnation of a legendary warrior who must defeat an ancient evil named Yan Lo. Will Wendy embrace her culture and history to defeat Yan Lo? Can she balance her homecoming campaign with her kung fu training? And why are everyone's clothes so dusty? Listen to find out, and if you want bonus episodes of the show, remember to check out our Patreon at Patreon.com/extrahelpings.

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Happy Holidays, Mom Can't Cook listeners! We got you this episode, about a film in which Melissa Joan Hart falls in love with a sexual nutcracker.

MJH plays Kate Holiday, an overworked baker who has to make 15,000 cookies for the army for some reason. But when she receives a magic nutcracker that turns into a man for some reason, it rekindles her love for Christmas for some reason. Enjoy, and we'll see you again on January the 22nd, or earlier if you head to our Patreon at Patreon.com/extrahelpings.

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It's the holiday season folks, so this week we're cracking into a seasonal DCOM: the impossibly festive sounding The Ultimate Christmas Present (2000).

The movie tells the story of Allie and Sam, two teenage girls who steal Santa's weather machine, which you'll notice, isn't a thing Santa is known for having. If he were known for having a weather machine, said machine probably wouldn't have an earthquake button either, but while we're here imagining things, we may as imagine a better movie.

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Continuing the grand DCOM tradition of trying to get you to care about niche sports, this week's episode is about Right on Track (2003), which takes us deep into the highly competitive world of *checks notes* junior drag racing.

Here we meet Erica Enders and her sister Courtney, junior dragster prodigies who struggle to be taken seriously because of a) the sexist attitudes of those in charge of this male dominated sport, and b) the fact that the sport itself is driving really fast in a straight line for eight seconds. Will they be able to overcome these obstacles and win the big race? Listen and find out!

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The Twilight Zone Tower of Terror is a Disney ride in which you get in an elevator that flings you up and down for about a minute. As you can probably tell from that description, it's rich with narrative potential, which is why we have 1997's Tower of Terror movie starring Steve Guttenberg and Kirsten Dunst, the movie we're talking about today.

Guttenberg plays the improbably named Buzzy Crocker, a fraudulent journalist who is presented with the opportunity of a lifetime: head to the derelict Hollywood Tower Hotel to solve the mysterious disappearance of five people from the elevator on Halloween night, 1939. Will Buzzy be able to get to the bottom of what happened? Is the hotel haunted? And will his sister finally relent and let him take photos of his niece in an abandoned building? Listen and find out!

This episode was recorded live at the Prince Charles Cinema, London on October 29th, 2023.

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If you didn't watch 1999's Don't Look Under the Bed when it first came out, then let us introduce you to that rarest of things: a good DCOM! If you did watch it when it first came out then you won't need reminding, as this film is absolutely terrifying and you've doubtless seen it every time you close your eyes for the last 24 years.

The film tells the story of Frances Bacon McCausland, a gifted teen who starts to be blamed for mysterious, mischievous happenings all over town. At first she suspects the improbably named Larry Houdini, a strange boy that only she can see, but it soon becomes clear that darker, more Boogeyman-related forces are at work, and Frances must team up with Larry to save her brother, and the town itself. Also, did I mention it's terrifying? Because it is.

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Ah, October. Jack-o'-lanterns on every stoop, crisp leaves upon the ground, and a new Halloweentown movie to stare at in baffled wonder as Marnie condescends to every single person she meets and then goes time travelling.

Yes friends, it's time for Halloweentown II: Kalabar's Revenge (2001), a sequel which picks up where the first movie left off, but introduces a new threat to peace in both the creature and the human realms: some guy in a turtleneck. Will Marnie and her grandmother be able to stop this interloper's insidious plot? Why won't they let Marnie's sister Sophie do anything despite her immense magical power? What's so scary about jugglers anyway? The answers to your questions lie within!

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17 year old Pete Riley thinks he has it pretty tough. He's the assistant manager of a huge cinema, there's a big Hollywood premiere happening tonight, and he's friends with like, 37 named characters that this film expects us to keep track of. An impossible task for a movie audience, let alone one stressed boy.

But buckle up folks, because Pete's evening is about to get a whole lot weirder as a mysterious phantom starts stalking his megaplex, messing with the screenings, terrorising the customers and threatening to ruin the premiere. Will Pete be able to unmask the phantom and save the show? How is the phantom doing any of this? Why is Mickey Rooney in this film? The answers to these questions and more, await!

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Do you ever wish horses could speak to you? Perhaps in the voice of outrageous funnyman Sinbad? Then what you need, friend, is la confianza de caballos, otherwise known as the confidence of horses.

When 14 year old wannabe jockey Corrie gains this incredible gift, as well as her own racehorse, the self-doubting stallion Thunderjam, her whole world is turned upside down. But will Corrie and Thunderjam be able to weather the storms of a disapproving mother, an evil rival horse owner, and a literal clown to win the big race? Yes, obviously, this is a Disney movie.

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This week on Mom Can't Cook, Luke and Andy delve into a most perplexing mystery: just what the hell is going on in the 2002 Disney Channel Original Movie Get a Clue.

The film stars Lindsay Lohan as Lexy Gold, an aspiring journalist whose scoop on a secret relationship between her teachers kicks off a twisty, intriguing mystery that lasts a good 45 minutes before it completely falls apart into Scooby Doo-style farce. Which honestly, is pretty good going! You'll get it next time, Disney Channel.

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Great news, spooky season fans, we're doing a Halloween live show at the Prince Charles Cinema in London on the 29th of October, where we'll be recapping 1997's Tower of Terror movie, starring Steve Guttenberg and Kirsten Dunst! Visit tinyurl.com/MCCTowerOfTerror for tickets!

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When we last saw Zenon Kar, star of Disney Channel Original Movie Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century, she'd become a hero after saving her space station from a baffling plot that was something to do with insurance fraud, I think.

But now Zenon is back for Zenon: The Zequel (2001), and facing a new threat to her home, as well as the possibility of alien life who are really into rockstar Proto Zoa. Will Zenon save her home, again? What do the aliens want with the lead singer of Microbe? And why do they keep saying "blow an O-ring", even though we all know what it means now? Join Andy and Luke to find out!

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Ten hut, maggots, this week Mom Can't Cook! is off to military academy, with all the discipline, uniformity and wild, flamboyant gun twirling that that entails.

That's because we're talking about Cadet Kelly (2002), a film in which feisty, artistic teen Kelly Collins (Hillary Duff) is forced to attend military school after her new stepdad is made Commandant. Along the way she'll face tough commanding officers, struggle to maintain her individuality, and for some reason, become extremely good at gun dancing, which is apparently a highly prized skill in the US military. Who knew?

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Peel your ears and get hip to this, daddy-os, Mom Can't Cook! is making the scene with a flick that is as confusingly 1950s as this sentence.

That's right, it's Alley Cats Strike, a film about an unpleasant group of 1950s obsessed, bowling-loving outcasts who are suddenly thrust into the limelight when they find themselves as the town's last hope to win a prestigious, apple-themed sporting tournament. Can they act non 1950s long enough to carry the town to glory? Will a normal person be able to join their ranks and not lose his temper and punch all of them? How many failed apple harvests will it take for this town to go full Wicker Man? The answers to these questions and more, await!

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What if a huge pop star accidentally swapped phones with a teenage fan? Seems like the sort of thing his PA would fix in about 15 minutes, right? Well not in Stuck in the Suburbs (2004), because you wouldn't believe how long it takes to sort out or how many low speed bicycle chases are involved.

The phone in question belongs to pop sensation Jordan Cahill, and ends up in the possession of Brittany Aarons, a Jordan superfan and aspiring musician who is thrilled to have a connection to her favourite singer. But after her and her friend Natasha invade his privacy, blackmail him, and extort him in a legally actionable way, they start to realise that Jordan may have a deeper side that his record company is keeping under wraps.

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Buckle up, DCOM fans, because this week we present a crossover event easily as momentous as Avengers Endgame: all three Lawrence brothers in a single movie!

That movie is Jumping Ship, a canonical sequel to Horse Sense, which you'll remember was a story about a spoiled rich kid learning about honest down home folks who keep it real by owning horses and operating enormous ranches. What might surprise you is that this film contains almost no horses, and is instead a story about ancient temples and bloodthirsty pirates in Australia. Why? Your guess is as good as ours!

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Introducing Mom Can't Cook! Extra Helpings, a fortnightly series of bonus episodes of Mom Can't Cook! A DCOM Podcast, exclusively for members. Go to Patreon.com/extrahelpings to sign up! Luke and Andy are here to tell you all about it, and play you the first 10 minutes of the debut Extra Helpings episode.

When you join you'll get access to the Extra Helpings podcast feed in your app of choice, and be swept away on an audio tide of hilarity, as Andy and Luke recap episodes of 'So Weird', the X-Files-For-Kids-And-Also-Brink-Is-There Disney Channel TV show that aired for three seasons from 1999, and packs enough of that special DCOM energy to power the Eastern seaboard. Plots include emails from the future, memory-wiping aliens and a time-travelling soda machine.

We can't wait for you to join us on this bizarre journey. Head to Patreon.com/extrahelpings to sign up now, get the entire first episode immediately, and vote on whether porridge is a soup, which it isn't.

It can be challenging when parents decide to remarry, and if your Dad is a sentient bubble of pink gas in political exile (?!) from the planet Zircalon, well it probably doesn't help matters.

Welcome to Stepsister From Planet Weird (2000), in which Andy and Luke find themselves at the base of podcasting Everest -- tasked with recapping what is, beyond a shadow of a doubt, the most bizarre DCOM they've faced to date. Expect unhinged aliens, extreme sports and a narrative structure that would make Kurosawa's head spin.

If you've watched Stepsister From Planet Weird and have your own thoughts, email them to us at [email protected] for a chance to have them read out on the show.

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Guarding the life of the US President's son might not sound like a premise rife with comic potential, but the makers of First Kid (1996) didn't let that hold them back.

In this Walt Disney Pictures movie that is DCOM-adjacent, Agent Sam Simms (played by comedian Sinbad) is tasked with protecting rebellious teen and heir to the Presidential throne Luke Davenport (Brock Pierce). If Simms can keep him off the Snake Internet, that is. Listen now for Andy and Luke's recap of First Kid, plus 90s VR, clip art and much more.

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Did you ever watch the Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie reality show The Simple Life? The makers of this week's DCOM Cow Belles certainly did!

The movie tells the story of Taylor and Courtney Callum, two spoiled, rich sisters whose thoughtless attitudes and profligate spending earn them a punishment shift working in their father's inexplicably lucrative dairy. But when embezzlement leaves the business in dire financial straits, and with their father in Ecuador for some reason, can the Callum girls step up, take responsibility and get the audience to care about the financial aspects of yoghurt production?

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What a treat we have in store this week, DCOM fans, because we're talking about Hounded, the Disney Channel Original Movie with the most violent dog attacks per minute of screen time. It's not even close.

The movie tells the story of Jay Martin, a bright student who is trying to win a scholarship to a prestigious school. However, through a series of wacky mishaps, Jay accidentally ends up kidnapping his principal's tiny, violent, bloodthirsty dog instead, and now you can forget about all that prestigious school plot because the rest of the film is just him being repeatedly owned by this horrible hound in a series of scenes that are as inventive in their action cinematography as they are genuinely harrowing to watch.

If you've watched Hounded and have your own thoughts, email them to us at [email protected] for a chance to have them read out on the show.

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A magic coin that grants one wish passes into your possession. Would you wish for world peace? Life-changing wealth? How about deleting your annoying kid brother from existence?

That's the questionable wish made by big bro Alex (A.J. Trauth) in this episode's DCOM, You Wish! (2003) But don't worry, his wish doesn't erase kid brother Stevie (Spencer Breslin) entirely, it just turns Stevie into a TV megastar, for some reason. Listen to Luke and Andy try and grapple with this most bizarre of DCOMs, that also features an establishment called Larry's Rockin' Coin World, a huge amount of downtown Auckland and a surprising amount of Vanessa Carlton.

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Do you like dolphins? Do you like extremely predictable romantic drama? Do you like heavy handed religious metaphors? If any of these things sound like your idea of a good time then you're either Luke Westaway, or someone else who is going to enjoy the film we're talking about this week, A Ring of Endless Light.

The movie tells the story of Vicky Austin, an aspiring poet who spends the summer on Seven Bay Island, an island on the Atlantic coast of the US that is just lousy with dolphins, evil fishermen, and hot boys to become entangled in love triangles with. Will Vicky be able to choose between earnest but kind dolphin researcher Adam Eddington and torrid bad boy Zachary Gray? Can she truly communicate with dolphins telepathically? And just why did dolphins make the conscious decision to give up their hands? The answers to some of these questions await!

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Imagine being an only child when suddenly, your parents have quints, and your previously peaceful home life is shattered by five wild and wacky babies! That certainly sounds like a premise rich in comic potential, doesn't it?

Well too bad, this is a DCOM, so instead we get Quints (2000), a movie that barely features the quints of the title, but instead focuses on their older sister Jamie Grover (Kimberly J. Brown), who is neither wacky, nor a baby. How will Jamie cope with no longer being the centre of her parents' world? Is getting into George Washington Science Magnet School truly where her heart lies? Can we actually see the quints, though, please? The answers to these questions, and more, await!

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It's not clear at which point Kyle Johnson, protagonist of The Luck of the Irish (2001), is killed and the rest of the film is just the product of his neurons firing one last time, but it must be pretty early on because this is probably the most unhinged DCOM Andy and Luke have tackled so far.

The movie tells the age-old story of a basketball-loving boy who discovers he hails from a family of leprechauns and - uh oh - begins transforming into a leprechaun when his lucky coin is stolen. Andy and Luke grapple hopelessly with the most baffling DCOM plot yet, but not as hopelessly as this movie grapples with accents, or weighty themes such as heritage and the immigrant experience.

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You probably felt pretty smart the day you sent your clone to school in your place, leaving you free to play Dreamcast and eat microwave popcorn at home all day. But oh no! The clone is effortlessly better than you in every way.

That's the nightmare scenario facing Will Browning (Andrew Lawrence) in this week's DCOM, The Other Me (2000). Andy and Luke discuss the film, as well as the best ways to remain un-strangled by your clone, and the folly of disguising your groundbreaking scientific endeavours as a brine shrimp export company. Listen for all this, plus: Are yo-yos cool, the NSYNC WhatsApp group and the introduction of our hot new IP, Ramp Warriors.

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Do you love The Incredibles and Encanto, but wish they'd been made for a budget of about $300? Weird thing to wish for, but turns out you're in luck!

This week, Andy and Luke are discussing the DCOM Up, Up and Away (2000) in which young Scott Marshall, son of superhero couple Bronze Eagle and Warrior Woman, anxiously awaits his fourteenth birthday, and the arrival of his longed for superpowers. But will Scott get powers at all? Does the environmental software company Earth Protectors have a sinister hidden agenda? And how exactly did Spider-Man get webs all over Scott's grandparents' carpet? Listen and find out!

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Happy Monday, podcast fans! We're back and trying to answer one of the most contemplated questions of modern times: can a genius ever be cool?

Charlie Boyle, the physics prodigy protagonist of 1999 DCOM Genius certainly gives it a good go, by adopting the bad boy persona of Chaz Anthony so that he can be the big man on campus at a local high school, while simultaneously trying to discover the graviton particle at the nearby university. But how long can Charlie keep this ruse afloat? Could he use his groundbreaking discoveries to fix ice hockey games? And shouldn't everyone be wearing a lot more radiation shielding? The answers to these questions and more await!

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Hey everyone, it's Brink! It's Brink week! This week we're talking about Brink!

Brink is a 1998 DCOM about aggressive inline rollerblading and we love it, for more reasons than we have space to go into here, but that's what the podcast is for! So, listen as we discuss the financial realities of Soul Skating, Team X-Bladz's exploitative employment practices, Brink being contractually obligated to respect his enemy Val in public, and more!

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Did you think the main character in The Santa Clause was an idiot because he didn't use Santa's powers exclusively for crime? Someone at the Disney Channel in 2001 certainly did, which is how we ended up with the DCOM Andy and Luke are talking about this week, 'Twas the Night.

Somehow starring Breaking Bad star Bryan Cranston, 'Twas the Night tells the story of scam artist Nick Wrigley who ends up in charge of Santa's sleigh and goes on a breathtaking crime spree across town with his nephew Danny in tow. Will Danny figure out he's an accomplice to Grand Theft Xmas? Can Danny's brother and sister help Santa get his sleigh back? Why does Nick keep stealing so much furniture? Listen and find out!

If you've watched 'Twas the Night and have your own thoughts, email them to us at [email protected] for a chance to have them read out on the show. We're taking a short holiday break and will see you again on January 9th!

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Hey, Shakespeare scholars: turns out Disney fixed Twelfth Night twenty one years ago, and all it took was adding motocross bikes.

This week, Luke and Andy are talking about Motocrossed (2001), a Disney Channel Original Movie in which cheerleading champ Andi Carson takes the place of her injured motocross rider brother Andy Carson to keep their family's motocross team alive. Can Andi handle racing at the highest level? Can she get over her crush on rival racer Dean Talon? Can Andi's dad just eff off, already? Listen and find out!

If you've watched Motocrossed and have your own thoughts, email them to us at [email protected] for a chance to have them read out on the show. New episodes every other Monday!

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Great news, magic fans! Also, terrible news, magic haters! This week's episode features a *lot* of magic talk, so brace yourselves accordingly.

This week, Luke and Andy are talking about Now You See It... (2005), a Disney Channel Original Movie about a wildly confusing reality TV show that aims to find the world's greatest kid magician, the world's greatest kid producer, and also possibly the world's greatest kid cameraman. Then it decides halfway through that actually, that's boring and it's about warring sorcerers now. Why is this show's format so strange? What is Mystic Max's whole deal? And why do people keep running off into halls of mirrors? Listen and find out!

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In a last hurrah for Halloween, we're back with a live episode that deals with two of the scariest things imaginable: vampires, and dating in your thirties.

This week, Luke and Andy are sinking their teeth into Mom's Got a Date with a Vampire (2000), a Disney Channel Original Movie horror-comedy in which the Hansen kids become concerned they've set their mom Lynette up on a date with man who may be more of a bloodthirsty creature of the night than his dating profile suggested. Will the vampire get Lynette under his thrall? Can noted vampire hunter Malachi Van Helsing stand in his way? Is that a rare beanie baby in the background of one of the scenes? Let's find out! Thanks also to Loading Bar for hosting us for this live episode of Mom Can't Cook!

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Spooky season keeps rolling on, podcast fans, and we're back with a Halloween DCOM about a rockin' mummy who can hip hop, be-bop, dance til you drop, and so forth. You get the idea.

This week, Andy and Luke are talking about Under Wraps, the first ever DCOM, in which a group of young friends accidentally resurrect an ancient Egyptian mummy, who they must return to his sarcophagus before midnight on Halloween, lest his soul be lost forever. Will the kids reunite the mummy with his lost love? What is going on with that one kid's mom? How is the best part of this movie a filthy, screaming five year old? Let's find out!

If you've watched Under Wraps and have your own thoughts, email them to us at [email protected] for a chance to have them read out on the show. New episodes every other Monday!

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Spooky season is here, podcast fans, and we're celebrating the only way we know how - by watching a DCOM with the word Halloween in the title.

This week, Andy and Luke are talking about Halloweentown, a seasonal story about a young girl called Marnie who discovers that her grandmother is a witch who lives in a magical place called Halloweentown, where it's Halloween all year round, and the residents are all monsters of varying levels of attention to detail, depending on how close they are to the camera.

But all is not well in Halloweentown, and so Marnie and her siblings set out to save Grandma's home from an evil presence that threatens to take over not just the town, but the entire world. Will Marnie unlock her witchy powers in time to stop the presence? Does it really count as being a monster if you're just wearing a Shrek mask and cargo shorts? How did this movie get three sequels? Let's find out!

If you've watched Halloweentown and have your own thoughts, email them to us at [email protected] for a chance to have them read out on the show. New episodes every other Monday!

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Ceetus-lupeedus, podcast fans, have we got a stellanarious episode of Mom Can't Cook! for you this week! Will it make you blow an O-ring? Yes, or possibly no, depending on what that means!

This week, Andy and Luke are talking about Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century, a DCOM set in the futuristic year 2049, in which Zenon Kar, a 13 year old girl who lives on a space station, is grounded on Earth where she discovers a nefarious plot that threatens her friends and family back in space. Can Zenon thwart the evil plan? Will she get to dance on stage with Proto Zoa, the lead singer of her favourite band Microbe? Did the writers forget halfway through the script that she's not supposed to be an alien? Let's find out!

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UK based podcast fans! Want to come and see a live recording of the Mom Can't Cook podcast? Well good news! On Sunday, 30 October 2022 you can join Andy and Luke at the Loading Bar in Stoke Newington, London, for a live Halloween recording of the Mom Can't Cook! podcast. They'll be sinking their teeth into Mom's Got a Date With a Vampire (2000), a Disney Channel Original Movie horror-comedy in which a group of kids become concerned they've set their mom up on a date with man who may be more of a bloodthirsty creature of the night than his dating profile suggested.

Visit tiny.cc/mcclive to get your tickets! Also, stick around for several minutes of dunking on Disney's new live action Pinocchio remake, to make up for barging into your podcast feed like this. Thanks!

Prepare for another totally nectar episode of Mom Can't Cook! podcast fans, because this one goes richter at Backdoor, East Coast style.

This week, Andy and Luke are talking about Johnny Tsunami, a DCOM sports film in which a young surfer moves from the sunny beaches of Hawaii to the frozen peaks of Vermont, where he becomes embroiled in a bitter turf war between the preppy skiers of Skyline Academy, known as "Skies", and the scrappy snowboarders of Maple Valley School, known as "Urchins". Can Johnny overcome the divide and bring peace to the mountain? Can a champion surfer become a great snowboarder? Is Johnny's grandad the greatest character in cinematic history? Let's find out!

If you've watched Johnny Tsunami and have your own thoughts, email them to us at [email protected] for a chance to have them read out on the show. New episodes every other Monday!

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Imagine turning thirteen and, along with the rest of the trials and tribulations of growing up, you also have to deal with turning into a fish.

This week, Andy and Luke are talking about The Thirteenth Year, a coming of age story in which young swim team star Cody Griffin discovers that his real mother is a mermaid, and that he's turning into a fishboy with such telltale fish characteristics as flippers, the power to stick to walls(?) and the ability to shoot electricity out of his mouth(??). Will Cody come to terms with his new body? Will he still enter the state swimming championships despite having an obvious, unfair advantage? And what the hell is going on with that song over the end credits? Let's find out!

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What would happen if a spoiled Hollywood phoney had to spend a month working on a ranch in Montana? Probably not this, which is to say, the Disney Channel Original Movie Horse Sense.

In Horse Sense, self-absorbed rich kid Michael is sent to work on his younger cousin Tommy's Montana ranch, to learn about hard work, and real people, and what dicks everyone in Montana is to self-absorbed rich kids named Michael. Will Michael learn that there's more to life than flashy cars and hot movie stars, like Kevin Costner? Will the family ranch be saved from financial ruin? Can Tommy prank his cousin so hard he dies from it? Let's find out!

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Do you think Knives Out would have been a better movie if Daniel Craig was violently possessed by a dog every six to eight minutes? Then do we have the film for you!

This week, Andy and Luke are talking about You Lucky Dog, a murder mystery/body horror nightmare in which a fraudulent dog psychic moves into a mansion to interpret the wishes of Lucky, a dog whose owner, Mr. Windsor, died leaving him an enormous fortune. But will he be able to save Lucky from the scheming of Windsor's greedy family? Or himself from jail for dog crimes? Let's find out!

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Join your hosts Luke Westaway and Andy Farrant for their brand new podcast Mom Can?t Cook! in which they attempt to salvage something, anything from the fact that they?ve watched every single Disney Channel Original Movie from the late 90s and early 2000s.

This week?s movie is Smart House, in which a young boy wins an intelligent house of the future, which starts off by stealing some of his blood, and then things go downhill from there.

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