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Come on down to Vermillion Falls.

Weather: ?A Ragged Sayonara? by The Bipeds

The voice of Vermillion Falls is TD Mischke

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Archeologist Harrison Kip makes a huge discovery.

Weather: ?Interference? by Elle Chante

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Desert Bluffs Logo: Sarah Melville

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Narrated by Cecil Baldwin

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It?s the scariest night of the year, when we are allowed to turn our smiles upside down.

Weather: ?Summer School? by Erin McKeown

The voice of Kevin is Kevin R. Free.

The voice of Lauren is Lauren Sharpe.

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Desert Bluffs Logo: Sarah Melville

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Narrated by Cecil Baldwin

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The last contestant touching the truck wins!

Weather: ?Hurricane Party? by Dessa from her new album Bury The Lede

This episode was written with Calvin Kasulke. Read his incredible novel here.

Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth. You can buy a print of it here.

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A review of Victor Hugo's Les Misérables

Weather: ?Halflight? by Juliana Finch

The voice of Tamika Flynn is Symphony Sanders

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An excerpt from our most recent patreon Behind the Scenes episode, wherein Joseph Fink and Jeffrey Cranor answer your questions about how we balance horror & humor, what Khoshekh's deal is, and what is Steve Carlsberg's actual relationship to Cecil?

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This morning we found a boy. He has no name, and no one knows who he is.

Weather: ?Runner Up? by Al Olender

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Luca Albescu lives at 831 Lombardi Street, in a dilapidated Victorian mansion at the top of the hill.

Weather: ?Exit Stage Left? by Bears with Eagle Arms

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There was a car crash on Buellton Avenue, listeners. A bad one.

Weather: ?One Man's Trash? by 7th Street Big Band

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Exciting new developments at the Randy Newman Memorial Night Vale Airport

Weather: ?Sudden Fall? by Aleah Hyer

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Cecil asks Sheriff Sam about ghosts.

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Cecil and Carlos take a special trip together?and a certain someone joins them.

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The University of What It Is takes a special interest in a certain local scientist.

Weather: ?Engines? by Dead Billionaires

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Science is illegal now. Good luck.

Weather: ?Norman Vember? by Triston James

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Councilmember Flynn tries a new approach.

Weather: ?Rearview? by Not Jupiter

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Dr. Jones would like a word? in private.

Weather: ?When a Heart Breaks Slowly? by Natasha Remi

The Voice of Dr. Janet Lubelle is Janet Varney

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Payments are long overdue.

Weather: ?Crawling Home When the Morning Comes? by Sweet and Lonely

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It's contract renegotiation time at the station.

Weather: ?Peculiar Little Town? by Echoes of Aphelion

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Relax and unwind with a liminal spaces compilation.

Weather: ?Through the Clouds? by Checkpoints!

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Big Rico's Pizza has a new animatronic animal band.

Weather: ?On a Journey? by Theresa Ambat

This episode was written by Brie Williams

The voice of Steve Carlsberg is Hal Lublin

The voice of Big Rico is Mal Blum

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Date night? with more scientists than necessary.

Weather: ?Be Careful What You Wish For? by Human Barbie

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The University of What It Is takes a special interest in a certain glowing cloud.

Weather: ?Blackeyeblue? by Shotgun Marmalade

The voice of Dr. Janet Lubelle is Janet Varney.

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Lonely missives from beyond the beyond.

Weather: ?The Witch? by Indra

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The traveling man will read your tarot for only $3.

Weather: ?Long Way? by Bonfire Realm

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Night Vale gift ideas!

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Unlicensed, the new show from Night Vale, has been out for two weeks, and today we are presenting the final free episode that will appear on this feed. After that, you will have to head over to audible.com/unlicensed and get that free trial going to hear all twelve episodes.

I cannot express what this show means to me, what a joy it was to make and how excited I am for you all to hear it. This episode, I should mention, features, along with Molly Quinn, Lusia Strus, and TL Thompson, the voice of James Urbaniak, which you might recognize as Leonard Burton from Night Vale, or Dr. Venture from Venture Brothers, among many other roles.

All twelve episodes of the first season are available right now only on Audible. There is a free trial, so please do use that to listen to it at audible.com/unlicensed.

Unlicensed, the new show by me, Joseph, and my Night Vale co-creator Jeffrey Cranor has been out for a week. Thank you to everyone who listened.

We are presenting today the second episode ?Lost Boy Found?, in its entirety. We didn?t write this series alone, by the way, we brought in some of our best Night Vale guest writers, including Brie Williams and Glen David Gold. This episode was written by Brie and it introduces the case that will become the main story for this season. And you might notice, along with the voices of Molly Quinn, Lusia Strus, and TL Thompson, the voice of Dana on Night Vale and Keisha on Alice Isn?t Dead, Jasika Nicole.

All twelve episodes of the first season are available right now only on Audible. There is a free trial, so please do use that to listen to it at audible.com/unlicensed.

Citizens rise up against the University of What It Is

Weather: ?Rotten? by Missouri Surf Club

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Narrated by Cecil Baldwin

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Today we are proud to present the first fiction podcast created by me, Joseph Fink, and my Night Vale co-creator Jeffrey Cranor since Welcome to Night Vale. It is called Unlicensed and we are about to play you the first episode. This is a project that is very close to my heart, and one that we have been working on for years.

All twelve episodes of the first season are available right now only on Audible. There is a free trial, so feel free to use that to listen to it at audible.com/unlicensed.

That said, I have spent the last two years listening to Audible Originals and here are a few personal recommendations if you want to keep exploring once you?re there:

Hot White Heist - A very queer, very funny heist story that?s premise is too explicit for me to say here. Featuring more celebrity voices than I can list, it?s the kind of show where Tony Kushner shows up as himself to give a 5 minute monologue on how he thinks the story is going so far.

I Will Never Lie to You - A 70s road trip written by Brie Williams, frequent Night Vale writer and also writer on Unlicensed, along with James Urbaniak, of Venture Brothers and Night Vale, who also stars in it. A funny and sweet two hours of your time.

Romance Road Test - Two real Brooklyn women and their real husbands try out real romantic advice in their relationships and record what happens. Everyone involved is candid and charming, and it?s a lot of fun. I listened to this one in the car with my wife.

Hear all episodes of Unlicensed and a bunch of other cool shows at audible.com/unlicensed.

Moving offices really works up an appetite

Weather: "Find Out" by AGBAT

The voice of Joseph Fink is Joseph Fink

The voice of Deb is Meg Bashwiner

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From Joseph Fink and Jeffrey Cranor, creators of the genre defining fiction podcast Welcome to Night Vale, comes the new LA noire Unlicensed, starring Molly Quinn, Lusia Strus, and T.L Thompson.

Coming November 10, only to Audible. Subscribe now here: https://www.audible.com/Unlicensed

Unlicensed follows Molly Hatch (Quinn), recently divorced, two years sober, and completely lost on where to go next in her life. On a whim she answers an ad for an assistant to a PI, traveling to an unpromising strip mall on Citrus Avenue in Azusa, CA, where she meets Lou Rosen (Strus). Lou is a brilliant detective, but she?s also a completely disorganized mess, both in her physical space and within her own mind. She loses evidence, forgets what she?s already figured out, and she hasn?t even gotten it together to get her PI license.

Working illegally in the outskirts of Los Angeles, where the cul-de-sacs and strip malls sprawl into the desert, the only clients she can get are those who either can't afford anyone else or have cases that are too marginal for licensed PIs or the police to bother with.

When a teenage girl pleads for Lou and Molly to take the strangest case of their career, they find themselves involved in something much bigger than they were prepared for. This unlikely pair, with no resources and no back-up, follow a trail of seemingly unconnected cases, which leads them to a ransom, a murder, a mysterious wellness center, and a conspiracy that might go all the way to the governor.

Featuring guest appearances by Jason Segel, Janet Varney, James Urbaniak, Cecil Baldwin, Jasika Nicole, Mara Wilson, and more, Unlicensed is a deeply-human, captivating thriller set in the most uncool neighborhoods of America?s coolest city.

Locker room pep talks from Coach Steve.

Halftime Show: "Estrange Us" by Joseph Herbst Sextet

The voice of Steve Carlsberg is Hal Lublin

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The University of What It Is takes a special interest in a certain community college dean.

Weather: "Gone" by Dymer

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We're passing through the comet's tail. Only good things can happen.

The voice of John Peters is Mark Gagliardi

Weather: "I Could Feel You" by Evelyn Frances

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The City Council approves a controversial public art project.

Weather: "Departure" by M. Masaki

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A new campus is being built in Night Vale.

The voice of Janet Lubelle is Janet Varney.

The voice of Carlos is Dylan Marron.

Weather: ?Simple Things? by hotplug

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Barks Ennui, cartoon spokesdog for the Sheriff's Secret Police, has been committed.

This episode was written with Brie Williams.

The voice of Deb is Meg Bashwiner.

Weather: ?Park Bench? by Palmyra

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It has been ten years since the first episode. Ten years since the arrival of Night Vale's most beautiful person: Carlos.

The voice of Carlos is Dylan Marron.

Weather: ?Ten Years Later? by Joseph Fink https://josephfink.bandcamp.com/

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The Distant Prince wears a golden coat and has always existed.

Weather: ?Ultimatum? by Elle PF https://ellepfmusic.bandcamp.com/

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A vacation to The Big City. Plus, listener questions, breaking financial news, and an emergency press conference.

Weather: ?Black Car? by Penfriend https://penfriend.rocks/blackcar

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Written by Joseph Fink & Jeffrey Cranor.

Narrated by Cecil Baldwin. http://welcometonightvale.com

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Lost: cat. Last seen hovering 4 feet off the ground in the radio station bathroom. Reward if found.

Weather: ?Stockpiled Guns & TV Dinners? by Mal Blum https://www.malblum.com/

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Written by Joseph Fink & Jeffrey Cranor.

Narrated by Cecil Baldwin. http://welcometonightvale.com

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A librarian is loose? beyond the sandwastes.

Weather: ?Hell is Other People? by BANGZZ https://bangzz.bandcamp.com/

The voice of Tamika Flynn is Symphony Sanders

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Written by Joseph Fink & Jeffrey Cranor.

Narrated by Cecil Baldwin. http://welcometonightvale.com

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What happened to the moon? Who cares.

Weather: ?Us in the Woods? by Birds of Fae https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xH1H79IWliY

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Auditions are open for "Our Town"

Weather: ?Yes This Song Is About You and No, I'm Still Not Over It? by Friends For Sale https://friendsforsale.bandcamp.com/

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Written by Joseph Fink & Jeffrey Cranor.

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You're listening to WMCG 1080am in Ann Arbor, Michigan.

?My Love? by Scarlet Sails https://scarletsails.bandcamp.com/

The voice of Kareem is Adal Rifai.

The voice of Doug is John Patrick Coan.

The voice of Gina is Erin Keif.

(Listen to Adal, JPC, & Erin?s podcast Hey Riddle Riddle https://www.heyriddleriddle.com/)

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Written by Joseph Fink & Jeffrey Cranor.

Narrated by Cecil Baldwin. http://welcometonightvale.com

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Unfortunately, Valentine's Day has happened again.

Weather: ?I Went Swimming to the Middle of the Sea? by Raising Cain https://raising-cain.bandcamp.com/

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All people deserve prompt delivery. And all people eventually get what they deserve.

Weather: ?Goodnight Dandelion? by Space Cowboy Newt https://spacecowboynewt.bandcamp.com/

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Written by Joseph Fink & Jeffrey Cranor.

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Susan Willman has something to say.

Weather: ?No Ordinary Wave? by Le Plaisir https://www.leplaisirband.com/

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2022 EUROPE / UK TOUR ANNOUNCED! ?The Haunting of Night Vale? Tickets on sale December 3! http://welcometonightvale.com/live

New novel from Jeffrey Cranor & Janina Matthewson: YOU FEEL IT JUST BELOW THE RIBS https://www.withinthewires.com/

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The voice of Susan Willman is Tina Parker

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The Sanitation Department will now allow citizens to retrieve something they once disposed of but now wish maybe they hadn?t been so hasty.

Weather: ?A Lonely Impulse of Delight? by Twin Beds https://twinbeds.bandcamp.com/

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2022 EUROPE / UK TOUR ANNOUNCED! ?The Haunting of Night Vale? Tickets on sale December 3! http://welcometonightvale.com/live

New novel from Jeffrey Cranor & Janina Matthewson: YOU FEEL IT JUST BELOW THE RIBS https://www.withinthewires.com/

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Written by Brie Williams, with Joseph Fink & Jeffrey Cranor. https://twitter.com/briezillionaire

Narrated by Cecil Baldwin. http://welcometonightvale.com

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There?s a secret art showing in the Whispering Forest.

Weather: ?Dream? by Nata https://soundcloud.com/natadov

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New novel from Jeffrey Cranor & Janina Matthewson: YOU FEEL IT JUST BELOW THE RIBS https://www.withinthewires.com/

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2022 US TOUR WEATHER ARTISTS ANNOUNCED! March 27 - June 24, we?ll be all over America with ?The Haunting of Night Vale? Tickets on sale now! http://welcometonightvale.com/live

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Written by Joseph Fink & Jeffrey Cranor. Narrated by Cecil Baldwin. http://welcometonightvale.com

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Here?s an excerpt from the new novel by Jeffrey Cranor and Janina Matthewson: You Feel It Just Below the Ribs. (coming November 16, wherever you get your books).

More info (and for places to order): https://bit.ly/3oQujfC

The voice of the meta-narrator (Introduction & footnotes) is Adepero Oduye.

The voice of Miriam Gregory (Chapter 1) is Kirsten Potter.