DodoBorne: A Daggerheart TTRPG Podcast

Dear diary, 

Pistachio here! (in case you forgot) with another entry about what i did today!! :•)

Kapi let me and Crank work together which I think was much needed after the last time we were on a mission together..... :•| Needless to say this went so much better this time. No more squashes hahaha :•D .... :'•( 

We touched base with Evelyn and Tobias about the idea of them being our eyes and ears on the town. They were scratching their whiskers at first, but with a little extra cheddar (;•D) they came to an a"brie"ment (;•DD) that was "Gouda" (;•DDD) for everyone involved. 

We dropped in on C- Mom who changed her name again. I feel like she expects everyone to know her only as "librarian" so she uses that to mess with people. This time it was Rosette, last time it was Roseanne? What's it gonna be tomorrow? :•O I can wait to find out! :•D

We found out a LOT MORE about peoples types than I was expecting. :•S I wonder if C-Mom would be interested in Cyrus since she likes beards so much? :•/

Anyway!!!!! :•$
Can't wait to write you tomorrow!! :•D

Love, Pistachio

SCENE: Kapi struts in with sass and begins singing to Pistachio and Crank.

“I never thought dodo’s essential They're crude and simple and plain But maybe they've a glimmer of potential If allied to my vision and brain”

“I know that your powers of retention Are as wet as a boaear’s backside But thick as you are, pay attention My words are a matter of pride”

“It's clear from your vacant expressions The lights are not all on upstairs But we're talking recommendations Even YOU can't be caught unawares”

“So prepare for a chance of a lifetime Be prepared for a festival crime. A shining new era Is shuffling nearer And where do we feature? Just listen to teacher I know it sounds sordid But you'll be rewarded”

"And Cyrus deliciously squared."

"BE PREPARED."

Isaac gives a devilish laugh and sashay's away. 

Crank gets a taste of doing magic. Kapi gets laid. Tune in next week to hear what Pistachio does!

Despite all his rage he was still just a guy in a cave. Someone will say what is lost can never be saved. Despite all his rage he forgot that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In a Cell, and plummeted 16 feet through an announcer's table.

Crank hits a vase with a savage elbow drop. Kapi learns way too much about Mayor Raisins. Pistachio is forever changed.

Editor’s Note: The campaign is playing the current version of Daggerheart Beta 1.5

That right there is the library. Now let's talk about the library. Can we talk about the library, please, Crank? I've been dying to talk about the library with you all day, OK? "Azh," this name keeps coming up over and over again. Every day Azh’s name is getting sent back to me. Azh! Azh! I look in the town, and this whole place is Azh! So I say to myself, "I gotta find this guy! I gotta go up to his office and put an apple in the guy's gods darn hands! Otherwise, he's never going to get it and he's going to keep coming back down here." So I go up to Azh’s office and what do I find out, Pistachio? What do I find out?! There is no Azh. The man does not exist, okay? So I decide, "Oh shoot, buddy, I gotta dig a little deeper." There's no Azh? You gotta be kidding me! I got boxes full of Azh! All right. So I start marchin' my way down to Roseanne in the library and I knock on her door and I say, "Roseanne! Roseanne! I gotta talk to you about Azh." And when I open the door what do I find? There's not a single desk in that office! There...is...no...Roseanne in the Library. Crank, half the people in this town have been made up. This town is a gods dang ghost town. 

Pistachio uses their sniffer. Crank gets some bad news. Kapi meets an old nemesis.

Editor’s Note: The campaign is playing the current version of Daggerheart Beta 1.5

Our heroes, who are currently recovering from the incredible and well-written twist at the end of the last episode, must determine what to do next. The very fate of the town and their friendships depend on it! Will they be able to stop the oncoming threat, or will a clearly-not-made-up-on-the-spot-due-to-a-dice-roll monster be their doom?

Crank's library visits pay off. Pistachio learns they aren't actually a dodo. Kapi throws a pastry.

Editor’s Note: The campaign is playing the current version of Daggerheart Beta 1.5

There once lived a man named Percival, 
Whose humor was sharp and surgical. 
He’d spin all around Fly up off the ground,
And forget what he’s doing. 

Kapi gets one up on his opps. Pistachio speaks to the local wildlife. Crank is NOT having it.

Editor’s Note: The campaign is playing the current version of Daggerheart Beta 1.5

The party splits up! A GM’s worst nightmare! What will I (Isaac Allen Burns) do? Stay tuned as one group goes and consoles a depressed friend while the other starts accusing everyone of being IN on SOMETHING. If we’re not careful, we’ll be mummified in red strings and sharpie notes. 
Kapi goes full pepe silvia. Crank handles other people’s big emotions. Pistachio is scandalized.

Editor’s Note: The campaign is playing the current version of Daggerheart Beta 1.5

Our gang just took down a dangerous monster threatening Pistachio's family, and following it is an aftermath that NO ONE saw coming. Shocking secrets are revealed as family tensions reach a boiling point that will have EVERYONE talking. Meanwhile, Kapi turns up the charm on a Real Housewife of Brackenroad that will leave jaws on the floor. You DON'T want to miss this. 

Crank learns about farming. Kapi flirts with Pistachio's mom. Pistachio has some hard conversations. 

Editor’s Note: The campaign is playing the current version of Daggerheart Beta 1.5

Danger arrives on Pistachio’s doorstep! Even after a long day for our heroes, the fun never lets up! Will they be able to stop the vicious attack, or will we be adding boiled nuts to the menu!
Pistachio proves their bravery. Crank goes on the offensive. Kapi tries his best.

Editor’s Note: The campaign is playing the current version of Daggerheart Beta 1.5

A foot chase! interrogations! Tense interpersonal conversation! A surprise reveal! No, your eyes don’t deceive you, this is NOT an episode of NCIS. This is just another day in the life of a Brackenroad adventurer.  
Pistachio gets weird (it’s past 10PM). Kapi tries a little too hard. Crank is the most sensible of all of them.  

Editor’s Note: This podcast is using the current version of Daggerheart which is Beta 1.5

It’s been … ONE WEEK since we’ve looked at our heroes, and the team’s friendship has only gotten stronger (at least in one direction). After a hard day’s work of slinging trash, they’re ready to end the day with a few drinks. Go ahead and pull up a chair, there’s room for more! 
Pistachio gets manhandled. Kapi proves he can flirt. Crank finds that he has competition in the marketplace. 
P.S. Pos Mae was thinking about “predatory pricing.” 

Editor’s Note: This podcast is using the current version of Daggerheart which is Beta 1.5

Are you ready to rumble? I certainly hope so, because our adventurers are about to get into their first combat encounter as a team! Will their teamwork become dreamwork, or will two ornery eel-gators prove too much for them? 

Kapi’s leadership skills are tested. Pistachio tries to negotiate with the enemy. Crank drops a beat down so hard that heads will roll.  

Editor's note: The campaign is playing the current version of Daggerheart Beta 1.5

Kapi bullies the new recruits. Crank interacts with humans seemingly for the first time. Pistachio has a traumatic experience with a turnip.

Editor’s Note: The campaign is playing the current version of Daggerheart Beta 1.5

Say hello to Pistachio the Faun, Kapi the Firbolg, and Crank the Clank as they go about their day in the apple orchard town of Brackenroad. We’ll make a few friends, read some books, and maybe get a bite to eat!

Editor’s Note: The campaign is playing the current version of Daggerheart Beta 1.5.