183 – Mutant Death Factor

David is on vacation this week! We hope you enjoy this substitute illustration of two gentlemen enjoying each other's company. In which Miles is almost caught up on The Gifted (but still hasn't seen The Prisoner and should be very ashamed of himself); Omega Red is a cool action figure but a boring character; Professor Xavier definitely knows what you did last night; Fenris remains delightfully trashy; Weapon X had an improbably high survival rate; Sabretooth cleans up pretty well; we need to work some new rules for dividing up character voices; the Mojoverse has terrible employee benefits; and mongoose blood will definitely not give you superpowers. X-PLAINED: Refugees from the Age of Apocalypse Creative use of teleportation X-Modifiers Jay & Miles at Emerald City Comic Con X-Men vol. 2 #4-7 The sitcom model of creative logistics One way to bring someone back to life Mutant Death Factor Omega Red (Arkady Gregorivich) Wolverine's school pictures Gambit's ponytail and the logistics thereof Sex at the X-Mansion Fenris fashion Ritualistic facepalming Moira MacTaggert's nightmares Formalwear and motorcycle safety An elegantly choreographed cockblock Retracting tentacle logistics Carbonadium synthesizers Dr. Pepper Twizzlers Ponytails as moral compasses Sabretooth's excellent taste in formalwear Ornithology Those big, weird tube handcuff things Cyclops and Wolverine's eventual friendship The return of Longshot What would happen if you gave a human a transfusion of mongoose blood Some X-Cellent fanfiction X-details we'd change NEXT EPISODE: X-Factor Meets the Hulk! Special thanks to consulting X-Pert and Actual Scientist Dr. Lauriel Earley! Check out the visual companion to this episode on our blog! Find us on iTunes or Stitcher! Jay and Miles X-Plain the X-Men is 100% ad-free and listener supported. If you want to help support the podcast–and unlock more cool stuff–you can do that right here! We’re in the process of migrating our official shop to TeePublic! Click over to check it out! (You can still find the designs we haven’t moved yet at Redbubble.)