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Oh man. This is it, right? They either succeed here or the Ten Towns are destroyed. We can only hope that things turn out alright. But nothing ever really does turn out alright, does it? Man I feel pessimistic about this. Max, can you try to cheer me up?

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I don’t even really have anything to say or comment. Our heroes need to catch up with that dragon. They need to stop it. I genuinely hope no one dies. I don’t think I can take another loss.

Please give them strength, Max Hedman.

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If a dragon is what they must fight, the a dragon they will fight! This may be the last thing the Bitter Hearts ever do. But dammit, will they get it done! Also does anyone else think they shouldn’t have let that guy live? Like I know they’re not evil, but he certainly is. I hope it doesn’t come back to bite them. Oh well, bigger fish to fry! To arms, Max Hedman, to arms!

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So wait, if someone can just MAKE a mythalar, why does Auril want the one from Ythryn specifically? Could she not just have one of her followers create one? It seems Macreadius wasn’t too far off, just some tweaks. Perhaps this is something that will come up later? Quite perplexing don’t you think, Max Hedman?

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So these guys are just two, regular, well-adjusted guys right? No reason to be freaked out by them? No reason to worry about the safety of our party? I mean a placed called the black cabin doesn’t sound ominous at all. Not at all. Max Hedman, why are you playing such creepy music? That’s not you? Oh.

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The Paladin is so cool. Gods I love him. Them? Maybe. Also what is this Mythallar thing? It seems to be the key between Auril conquering Icewind Dale and our heroes prevailing against her. Truly I hope our heroes can figure things out before it’s too late. Max Hedman, can you play me something that will make me feel less anxious about everything?

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Moose and bodies and bears — Oh my!

I mean they’re just bears though. They shouldn’t be too much of a threat. Right? Regardless of what happens here, I hope they find this moose. It can’t keep terrorizing this town. Also they can’t afford to be hated in another town..

Max Hedman, play something over there to get the bears to run away.

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Well now that Beetle has been set to rest, and Redoran has said some serious things to Aumanator, where do we go from here? I’m certain our party will figure something out. It’s not like anything has been time sensitive, right? Oh has it? Uh-oh…

Max Hedman, can you play us something to make this a little less..awkward?

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Again? So soon? This is messed up. They JUST got over Eaddberht’s death. And now Beetle? How much more can our heroes take? How much more can the listeners take? It’s all just so…sad. Please keep the party in your thoughts and prayers in these upcoming times. Max Hedman, go ahead and play us a sombre tune.

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Uh oh! Uh oh! Mithrama isn’t safe! We gotta get this boy out of here! I sure hope everything is going to be okay! I’m super worried that something terrible is going to happen this episode. I mean that title is super ominous, no?? I’m shaking pretty bad right now. Please soothe me with your calming songs, Max Hedman.

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The captain is dead?! Who could have seen that coming?! All sarcasm aside, does this death count towards our party’s kill count? I think it should. I mean, Arlaggath would still be alive if not for them. Probably. What say you, Max Hedman?

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So this Paladin…is he powerful or not? I’m very confused about this. Is he immortal? So many layers to this. We need to get back to business. Let’s head back to town, gather ourselves, maybe listen to some Max Hedman, and get going. Maybe grab a bite to eat. Ooh, and nice night’s sleep.

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Who is this mysterious person? What do they want with this amulet? How in the hells did they cleave a warg in twain??? I’m both excited and nervous for our party to find out more. I hope this person is nice, like how Max Hedman is.

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Oh man, I’m not liking this ice. Also, what is that mysterious voice? Could it truly be a nee, powerful ally? Or is this some trap set up by something sinister? I’m not usually one to trust strangers…Good thing I know Max Hedman! He helps me set the mood whenever someone new approaches!

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Gods I HATE tension. It’s like my least favorite thing. I hate all kinds, too. Even sexual tension (which I feel there has been a bit of recently). Hopefully things will smooth out soon for our heroes. Until then I think I might just stand over here in the corner humming some songs by the wonderful Max Hedman.

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So we can agree that there’s no negotiating with Simulacrums, right? Just making sure we’re all on the same page. Perhaps if a certain someone had still been alive, things wouldn’t be going down the way they are currently..

Anyway what’s up with these Duergar? Better get to them fast! Right, Max Hedman?? Play us something to really get our adrenaline flowing!

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What an incredible tower. How did the Netherese manage to build things like this? Also, holy wow what’s up with Dzann still being alive?? We saw him get executed, right? I didn’t just hallucinate that? There’s always so much going on that sometimes it’s hard to keep up. Do you get where I’m coming from, Max Hedman?

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A truer loss has not been had in a while. Alas, life must move on. Such is the way of mortality. We must all come to accept this sooner or later. Anywhoosle, on to the next adventure! I’m waiting for what happens next with bated breath! Hold my hand, Max Hedman! I get scared easily!

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Well, I believe it is time. After those touching letters, though maybe a bit demanding on someone who is dead, it’s time to finally put the old man to rest. Don’t worry, I’ve already cried. It’s okay if you do, though. Neither I nor Max Hedman will tell anyone.

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I… I can’t believe he’s actually gone. Like even with a scroll or spell I feel as if he would just not come back. For he is not willing. How will the others take this when they find out they cannot revive their dear friend? How will they fair together? I feel like he may have been the glue that keeps them from each others’ throats. I guess we’ll have to find out. Max Hedman, get ready for a funeral.

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