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Studio Rejects is a comedy podcast from Will Rogers and Bobby Koester (of Will and Bobby Know Everything), where they read scripts for movies that never existed! Whether it’s an unfinished draft of a horror movie, or a completely unused script of a huge franchise, they both act and riddle out the reasons why these scripts were tossed out!
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This week on #StudioRejects...sorry, let me start again:
This YEAR on Studio Rejects, we're reading and discussing the Scream script Will wrote! We get into a genuinely fun, interesting conversation about why certain decisions were made.
Also we read Will's gritty, r-rated script for JONES, an Indiana Jones reboot inspired by the success of LOGAN!
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This week on #StudioRejects, Marvel's famous franchise of "Magical Forrest Gumps" almost got off to a rocky fucking start in 1994.
What the fuck is this movie about? Was this written by an actual human?
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This week on #StudioRejects, a new era has begun. It's the age of the mutant!
This month, it's a REAL script, which, if it had been produced, might have ushered in the age of the Marvel Movie half a decade earlier!
So why wasn't it made? Lets find out!
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This week on #StudioRejects, a new era has begun. It's the age of the mutant!
This month, it's a REAL script, which, if it had been produced, might have ushered in the age of the Marvel Movie half a decade earlier!
So why wasn't it made? Lets find out!
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This week on #StudioRejects, it's over, it's finally over. Yeah, sure, you might think I'm referring to Donald-Trumptismon's reign of terror, but you might also note that this brings the Digimon chapter of #StudioRejects to a close.
Wonderful news. Wonderful script, but holy shit, it's over!
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This week on #StudioRejects, we actually did our homework and we watched Digimon! As I sit here writing these show notes I can honestly say I don't remember much. I remember trying to put Pokemon on, but Bobby said no.
He is my boss.
At least he liked the song I sang in this episode!
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This week on #StudioRejects, it somehow got LESS clear what the hell a Digi-man is.
Hope you like Danny DeVito!
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This week on #StudioRejects, UH Jocke Pokee Johansson is back with another full film script packed with weird jokes and Will & Bobby cameos!
It's a Digimon script! Huh?
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This week on #StudioRejects, a winner is finally crowned in the eternal battle of Batman vs. Superman. Aaaand the winner is:
Will and Bobby.
Because we're burying this fucking thing.
This week on the show, the shocking twist is that this script and the movie in theaters right now (Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice), are damn-near twins.
Maybe this concept was always doomed.
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This week on #StudioRejects, Batman and Superman have finally defeated us. This movie sucks and it's a good thing they didn't make it back in 2002, because no one wants to see a live action cartoon.
Just ask Batman & Robin! And Son of the Mask!
At least The Clown Prince of Crime is back?
Next time, we dust ourselves off and get our revenge. Next week on Studio Rejects: we bury Batman and Superman.
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This week on #StudioRejects, we're here for a rare Saturday episode so that we can chip away at a little more of 2002's failed Batman/Superman movie!
This week we're debating whether this movie is supposed to be a sequel to Batman & Robin or not, and then we get attacked by killer toys, which really hammered home the fact that we're thinking too hard!
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This week on #StudioRejects, Batman blames Superman for the death of his wife, and it doesn't make any goddamn sense!
Also, we contrast and compare Captain America: Civil War's latest trailer with everything we've seen of Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice so far!
Holy crap, one is CLEARLY way better than the other!
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On an audio-challenged episode of #StudioRejects, we're cutting our losses and putting the flawed half of yesterday's episode online!
Jay Leno and Nick Cage are Batman and Superman, and they sound like they're speaking through megaphones!
Seriously, I hope some of you are able to stomach the audio in this episode. It was either this or nothing, and I figured some of you might be able to get past the quality of the audio to enjoy the quality of the comedy!
Sorry about that too...!
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On a slightly abridged #StudioRejects, we're reading one of the original versions of this month's upcoming DC movie Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice!
This is the REAL BVS script written back in 2002! Will it give hints as to what we can expect from the Ben Affleck/Henry Cavill brawler!?
PROBABLY NOT!
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This week on #StudioRejects, get ready to laugh! DID YOU MISS US!
WHO'S READY TO LAUGH!
*Fart noise* Time for Deadpool!
Oh my god, I'm so scared to see the movie...What if I die of laughter!?
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This week on #StudioRejects, holy crap, we have found the holy grail of fan fic, but it was WAY easier to find than the ACTUAL holy grail!
FanFiction.net!
Watch and listen as Will and Bobby force Batman to meet The Mask! Force Disney characters to meet Hellraiser characters!
It's fucking stupid!
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This week on #StudioRejects, Ash is sent to WWII for some reason! Don't worry about it, it doesn't matter!
That's right, this week we're double dipping and getting MORE Evil Dead fanfic!
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This week on #StudioRejects, Will and Bobby use The Force to fire photon things at this Star Wars script to blow it up and destroy it!
Also Luke does that to the Death Star
Also all his friends die
Also it take sooooo long
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This week on #StudioRejects, Will and Bobby use The Force to fire photon things at this Star Wars script to blow it up and destroy it!
Also Luke does that to the Death Star
Also all his friends die
Also it take sooooo long
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This week on #StudioRejects, Will is sneaking around in a car just like our heroes are sneaking around the death star! Han and Luke mount their daring escape of Princess Leia, and Old Ben (who's only 30) faces off against his nemesis: DARK WARLOCK!
This is stupid.
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This week on #StudioRejects, Han Solo is just a young boy! TURN THESE LIGHTS OFF! WHY ARE ALL THESE DAMN LIGHTS ON!?
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On a brand new #StudioRejects, we're travelling to a galaxy far, far away by reading one of George Lucas' original scripts for #StarWars!!
Luke Skywalker? Try Luke Starkiller!! And Darth Vader threatens to call Leia's father! Because Vader is NOT her father!
Come on an adventure with us!
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Studio Rejects is back and we're jacking into The Matrix with PD Wood's awesome fan script Matrix Resurrected!
This week it's only gotten wackier! But Bobby and I have trained for this episode by watching the whole trilogy! We're kings of continuity! Warriors of shit that doesn't matter!
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Studio Rejects is back and we're jacking into The Matrix with PD Wood's awesome fan script Matrix Resurrected!
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This week on #StudioRejects, it's time to put the chainsaw down! Will and Bobby have made it to the podcast convention, but so have Chop Top and Leatherface! Will a bloodbath ensue? If so, will our favorite maniacs get away with their heinous crime!?
We want to once again thank UH Jocke Pokkee Johannsson for his amazing work on this script, and we want to wish you guys a HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Kristen Rogers-Anderson has always had an interest in the world of the supernatural, and she's decided she'd like to conduct an investigation. Aided reluctantly by her friends Will & Bobby, Kristen goes looking for trouble. And trouble finds her.
What started as a fun examination of the paranormal quickly turns into a dark investigation of a serial killing that might be a demonic ritual.
It's TalkBomb's Halloween Special!
Turn off the lights, close your eyes, and enjoy!
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This week on #StudioRejects we put on a new leather face and a new network name: TALKBOMB!
Oh, also we're tossing giant gross sacks of meat all over the table in part 3 of this Texas Chainsaw fan script! It's getting eeeeeeven weirder somehow! Prepare yourself!
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This week on #StudioRejects, we're back with Part 2 of the Texas Chainsaw Conclusion, and holy shit, I didn't know this was possible, but our voices have gotten even worse!
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This week on #StudioRejects, we're finishing the end of the month with the end of movie news! Well...movie news on the main stream, I should say. After next week, the only place you'll be able to hear Will and Bobby talk about the hot movie gossip is Patreon!
But you'll hear more about that on the show, alongside a review of Doctor Who and some grim predictions about the upcoming fox show Scream Queens! Barf!
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This week on #StudioRejects, we're finishing the end of the month with the end of movie news! Well...movie news on the main stream, I should say. After next week, the only place you'll be able to hear Will and Bobby talk about the hot movie gossip is Patreon!
But you'll hear more about that on the show, alongside a review of Doctor Who and some grim predictions about the upcoming fox show Scream Queens! Barf!
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This week on #StudioRejects, we're back, and we're celebrating the legacy of Wes Craven (RIP) by finishing the #Scream5 fanfic we started a month ago! Before we dig into the script, however, we bury the #MTVScream series, and oddly enough, we reboot the Fantastic Four film series to turn it into a fucked up body horror!
But then, yes, we get back to the script, and we fucking finish it! And oh my god, if you thought parts 1, 2, and 3 were impossible...just you wait.
#Scream is the PERFECT series for #StudioRejects!
ENJOY!
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This week on #StudioRejects, we're discussing the original closer to the Scream franchise: Scream 3, and talking about Screams place in the pantheon of horror (with comments indirectly coming from Quentin Tarantino), as well as it's connections to other horror films like Halloween and It Follows.
And once all THAT is out of the way, we struggle to read some of the fucking impossible sentences in this fan script. At one point someone gets stabbed sooooo deep in the stomach they actually start to think the knife is in their butt.
Yup!
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This week on #StudioRejects, we're diving back into the slasher-obsessed and grammer-intolerant world of this Scream 5 fan fic!
This week on the show, SPOILERS for #MTVScream! Also a surprising secret about #SpyKids revealed!
Oh, and then we struggle to understand what the writer wants to say for a while. It's rrrrooooouuuuuggggghhhhhh. And amazing!
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This week on #StudioRejects, we're kind-of/sort-of pulling a no show!
NOW HOLD ON:
Both of your fearless hosts have been through a lot this week, so instead of giving you what has become the norm on #StudioRejects (1.5 hours!!!), instead we're just taking it easy this week. 20 minutes.
OKAY?
20 minutes! Of solid analysis of the transition horror franchises make when moving to television, and more specifically, this is part one of the dissection of #MTVScream, the show "based on" the franchise.
But what exactly is "based on" referring to? The story? The tone? The formula?
We're here to figure it out, and I think it's a surprisingly fun/interesting little show!
See you next week when we'll be back in full gear!!
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This week on #StudioRejects, we are diving back into the weird, terrifying/hilarious world of the Scream franchise! In honor/spite of the brand new MTV series, we're looking at an alternate reality future for the series! What if we got a fifth movie instead of a new show?
Some dude on the internet brings us his vision!
It's weird! And hard to read! YES!
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This week on #StudioRejects, we conclude #Terminator month with not just the grand finale of James Cameron's 1983 masterpiece The Terminator, but a review of the newest entry in the franchise, Terminator: Genisys!
The public has spoken, and they have said "meh!" But where do Will and Bobby stand? As heard, they have a nearly encyclopedic knowledge of this series, and a lot of respect for it's first two movies, so where does Genisys stand with them? Is it as horrible as everyone says, or is it a secret success!? As it turns out, it's a bit of both!
And in the second half of the show, we see a version of The Terminator that we never got! Sarah Connor wants to destroy Cyberdyne? We don't remember that!! What else is different?
Quite a bit! ENJOY!
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This week on #StudioRejects, we review the highly polarizing 4th entry in the Terminator franchise! Terminator: Salvation is on the chopping block! Many people have vocalized their hatred of this movie, but Will and Bobby have always been on the record that it's actually good and you're all nuts.
Is it time to eat crow! Hell no! This movie is WAY better than you dopes make it out to be, and we're here to defend it!
But then we're right back into 1983's work of art, where things have taken a turn...is that a little bit of T2 in T1?! Are they going to try and stop Judgement Day??
Well I don't remember that being in the movie!!
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This week on #StudioRejects we're ripping apart T3: Rise of the Machines, even though everything in us wants to defy the public opinion. We wish we could point out how wrong everyone is, how everyone is just locked up in group-think about this movie, but NO: this movie is a turd.
Anyway, once we're back into the original Terminator script, the fur is fucking flying, and the Terminator is peeling his skin off and shit.
This rules.
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This week on #StudioRejects, Will and Bobby have watched both The Terminator and T2: Judgement Day! After a mini review of both, we hop back into the 4th draft of Terminator!
Things are heating up! Apparently there is some sort of serial killer on the loose, hunting and murdering anyone named Sarah Conner! Who could it be!?
And why is that guy punching that toilet!?
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This week on #StudioRejects, we're following Terminator Genysis' instructions and going back to where it all began: James Cameron's Terminator!
Before Judgement Day, before The Rise of the Machines, before Salvation, there was just a groundbreaking movie that merged science fiction and action. But what we got on screen isn't everything that was planned out! Enjoy this reading of an unfinished draft of the original film! Already we're seeing that not everything James Cameron wrote made it to theaters!
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This week on #StudioRejects, we bid a fond farewell to #WB2045's unofficial Dino-Month!
We are completing the mission folks! The dino-man-raptor-things are covered in bullet-proof vests, and the mad scientists are getting their comeuppance! What the fuck kind of movie is this,a and what is going on?
It's been real, but perhaps these fossils should have been left where we found them! Enjoy the show!!
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This week on #StudioRejects, we have something GIGANTIC and WONDROUS to show you, and it's NOT a dinosaur. It's the show itself!
I don't know how to describe this week's show other than to say it's essentially THREE PODCASTS IN ONE!
We wanted to have a no-holds barred conversation about the movie, but we also wanted to make sure that people avoiding info about all the twists and turns in the film can enjoy a show about the movie. And you will. And of course, we have a script to read...
This show actually demands a table of contents.
Beginning: SPOILER FREE Jurassic World Talk
1 Hour, 8 minutes, 30 seconds in: classic Studio Rejects appears with crazy voices as we read Part 3 of Jurassic Park 4. The failed one from 2004, remember?
2 hours, 14 minutes in: HEAVY spoilers for Jurassic World! All the references, easter eggs, twists, and theories we can muster!
This show is for you, and holy shit is there a lot. Pace yourself and enjoy what is almost literally a month's worth of #StudioRejects all in one episode.
For the love of god, tell your friends, your family, your enemies, and animals about this show.
But most importantly: ENJOY hearing about dinosaurs, horror, science fiction, CHRIS PRATT, raptors, and...INDOMINOUS REX!
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This week on #StudioRejects, we're trapped in the park, and the dinosaurs are loose! Lots of dinosaurs...! A shitload of fucking dinosaurs.
This got real weird real fast.
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This week on #StudioRejects, the park is open...?
In celebration of Jurassic World, coming out NEXT WEEK, we're taking a look at a long-rumored Jurassic Park 4 we almost got back in 2007! Infamously known as the Dinosaurs-With-Guns script, this movie is widely believed to be one of the worst films ever planned by a studio.
And Steven Spielberg actually liked it...
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Rejects and Patrons! THIS IS THE FIRST EVER BONUS #STUDIOREJECTS, and it's SO good that it's all yours for a limited time. Yeah, we're talking about a famous writer's Ghostbusters 3 pitch, but it's so good (and irritating) that we need the whole world to know about it, so this WILL be going up on the regular feed in one week! But we fucking love you, so please enjoy it and roll around in it, and rub it in your friends' faces while you can!
Don't know what I'm talking about! Well you, iTunes/Stitcher/Podcast App listener are lucky that we're showing you mercy. This episode was MEANT to be locked away for just people who donate to the #WB2045 Podcast Network, but this really needs to be heard by the whole world. Stop just sucking us dry, and give a little something back. Here: www.Patreon.com/WB2045
Lets freak out/geek out about Ghostbusters!
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This week on #StudioRejects, the nightmare is over, and we're blowing up all our Iron Man suits!
Bobby and Will discuss the remaining 80 pages of this 2004 Iron Man script rather than act it out, because it's unbearable. And based on this conversation it just would have gone on forever...
So FUCK Iron Man. Well...Fuck THIS Iron Man...The REAL Iron Man is pretty great.
But we're retiring from the superhero game for now, much like Robert Downey Jr. is rumored to be doing.
Next month though, we're actually resurrecting something...Something huge and scaley!
The park is open!
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This week on #StudioRejects, we put down the Steak-Ums and pick Iron Man back up! Holy shit is this script dull.
Maybe that's why they didn't make it...
Fight the future with us guys, we're shaking things up this week!
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This week on #StudioRejects, we're back in black and climbing into our Iron Man suit for the first time!
It's been a huge week for movie news, so we start of with our review of Marvel's Daredevil and the modern horror shit-show Unfriended, but then we dive deep into the Iron Man we never got.
4 years before Robert Downey Jr. would change the film industry, there was a plan for an Iron Man movie with a whole different plot, so we cast the thing with exactly the "charming" "clever" actor 2004 would have provided: Ryan Reynolds!
Everyone's got Avengers: Age of Ultron fever, so we're taking it back to the basics! An alternate beginning for the MCU! Enjoy!
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This week on #StudioRejects, we're taking a look at all the massive movie news that's come out this week!
Between Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens, and Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice, we have a shitload of long-titled blockbuster films that demand our attention. Constantly!
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This week on #StudioRejects, we're continuing last week's break from our usual format by bringing you a three-way story comparison!
As Bobby himself discovered, The Twilight Zone, Are You Afraid of the Dark, AND Goosebumps all did episodes centered on the idea of a mysterious camera that develops pictures of the future!
Who did it best? How are these episodes connected? Listen and find out! The answers are surprising!
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This week on #StudioRejects, we're breaking our cardinal rule, but FUCK IT! It's our show and we can do whatever we want!
But don't worry, it's all in service of something far greater.
SPOILERS FOR "IT FOLLOWS!" SPOILERS!
Go fucking see it and come back.
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This week on #StudioRejects, we're digging into one of the worst scripts we've read in a long time: Rob Zombie's attempt at writing a Crow movie. Not only is this fucking script a Crow script...but goddamn Rob Zombie wrote it. Not only did Rob Zombie write it, he wrote it BEFORE he was involved in film making.
I hate this fucking thing.
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This week on #StudioRejects, we're racing toward the end. Of the movie, and of Pikachu's life. No joke, a weird, secret, evil scientist suddenly appears, and goddamn it he just wants to kill everybody.
What a silly movie!
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This week on #StudioRejects, we rejoin Ash and Pikachu, fresh off their most recent victory, wherein a little mousey killed a rhino. They celebrate by harming more and more incredible, magical animals, and people do drugs and shit all around them. Because this is a kids movie!!
Part 4 next week! The end!
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This week on #StudioRejects, we're jumping into the bright, colorful world of Pokemon! The light is the muzzle flare of a gun, and the color is the blood splattered on Pikachu's fur.
This script is brutal.
Part 2 next week!
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This week on #StudioRejects, we're back to doing what we do best: finding unproven, unproduced scripts on the internet and acting them out!
For our grand return, we have picked a subject matter near and dear to us! When Bobby and I first got our hands on the children-friendly dog-fight simulator called Pokemon, we were forever changed.
And now that we're reading this somewhat grisly fan script adaption, things may be about to change again! Enjoy!
Part 2 next week!
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As Bobby/Gorgeous George would say: WE ARE BACK, BABY!
After a tumultuous two weeks, we're back on a solid schedule, back on solid ground, but not on a solid script just yet. Next week we're going to start up another movie script, but this week we're riding out February with some good old fashioned conversation about movies! The Oscars just happened on Sunday, but no one bothered to ask what we thought!!
Part 4 next week! The Finale!
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Last week, radio silence...this week, RADIO WILDNESS (this sucks, I'm sorry), #STUDIOREJECTS is BACK, baby! And not only are we back, but we're possibly better than ever, because we're finally going to see how this absolutely wonderful Inspector Gadget script ends! UH Jocke Johansson did such a great job, and this series of shows has been so damn enjoyable! So enjoy it!
Part 4 next week! The Finale!
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Oh man, this week on #StudioRejects, we have a whopper of a tale to tell. We watched the 1999 Inspector Gadget movie starring Ferris Bueler himself, Matthew Broderick!
It was....great....just great...
But this movie is better. This week in the script, things are ramping up, the cameos continue, and we leave very excited for how Jock plans to wrap up this shockingly awesome, incredibly charming script!
Part 4 next week! The Finale!
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This week on #StudioRejects, we do our best to dig into the origins of Inspector Gadget, and find nothing but a big black hole. But that's okay, because as soon as we crack open our scripts, we're whisked away to a major wrestling event, where the wrestlers are beefy, the babes are bodacious, and two familiar fellows make a surprise cameo!!
Part 2 next week!
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Friends, we are very excited to begin reading this month's script! Long time listener and contributer UH Jocke Johansson wrote this one himself! We spend a little time discussing our own fondness for this character, before diving right into a huge vat of cheese!
It's going to be a good month!
Feel free to email us with any comments or questions about the show, the movies we read, or even about us as people: [email protected]!
Part 2 next week!
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This week on #StudioRejects it's the last day of 2014! A year in which not just Studio Rejects, but also Will and Bobby Know Everything, Dark Future, and Book Club Shmook Club grew, evolved, and thrived!
Will, Bobby, and Kristen take a look back at the year that was. Our successes, our failures, and our favorite episodes of each show from this past year. And what are our goals for 2015!
HAPPY NEW YEAR'S EVE, YOU GUYS! SEE YOU NEXT YEAR! TOMORROW!
Next week! It's a new year! And it's bringing a new movie! An Inspector Gadget fan script from one of your fellow listeners!
Feel free to email us with any comments or questions about the show, the movies we read, or even about us as people: [email protected]!
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On the grand finale of Black Christmas, Will and Bobby talk about not just the high holy holidays, but as it turns out, we've possibly discovered the origins of slasher films! Having now seen the 1974 original, we are fully equipped to analyze and dissect this shitty remake, though even we must admit...some of this shit is pretty cool.
Happy Holidays from #StudioRejects, you guys! We hope this show makes your holiday travels a bit easier!
Next week! It's the WB2045 year-end wrap-up!!
Feel free to email us with any comments or questions about the show, the movies we read, or even about us as people: [email protected]!
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It's finally happening! As more sorority girls are murdered, we learn...quite possibly nothing about the killer, his motive, or anything. Pretty much nothing. We learn nothing. Also Will's improv skills are quickly showing signs of wear and tear...But hey, the boys can actually talk about how the script changed in the final cut. They watched the movie! Wow!
Next Week! The End!
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This week on Studio REjects, we're digging deeper into the weird bullshit that is Black Christmas Part 2. They're not wasting a minute (though it feels like they are)! Billy is getting down to action in this episode, and the bodies start dropping. But uh-oh, he may not be alone!
Part 3 Next Week!
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This week on Studio Rejects, we're breaking out a slasher classic, which may or may not be a Christmas classic! Black Christmas is one of the original slasher movies that cemented the genre, and kicked off dozens of copycats!
Already in the first quarter of the movie we encounter a disfigured, murderous manchild, a repulsive set of parents, and a stable of sorority sisters who are about to celebrate the holidays in a way that is....not ideal.
Turn down the lights, turn up your imagination, and enjoy!
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After a long journey through deserts, through Kongaland, and through New Jersey, Super Mario World is finally coming to a close. But first, about five million amazing fight scenes full of colorful characters getting shockingly, brutally, graphically murdered!
What a fucking ride! #LandisMario for life!
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Part 3 next week! The end!
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Listen you dingbats! There's a new show! Update your dumb itunes feeds. Or else!!
Part 3 next week! The end!
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Oh yes, it's happening! Will and Bobby are digging into the first 25% of this incredible, incredibly long Super Mario World script, written by Max Landis (Chronicle).
With wild reference every few sentences, this script is shockingly cool, so join us as we imagine another version of our world, where this script is as beloved as Guardians of the Galaxy.
Maybe we're just insane.
Part 2 next week!
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The curse may have been lifted, but the nightmare lives on! Will and Bobby are working on rebooting the Halloween franchise! What shape will the evil take this time!? Maybe a sweet ass video game?
Not only that, but we break down the recent Marvel movie announcements! What the hell is going on?
Next week! We journey to the Mushroom Kingdom! Seriously! You can read along with us HERE! We're doing the first 110 pages!
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It's all coming to a close, as Michael Myers, Doctor Loomis, Paul Rudd, and the mysterious stranger in black face off in the basement of some sort of hospital? Catacombs?
I still have no idea.
I'm not sure what happened...but at least it fucking ended!
Next week! Will and Bobby reboot Rob Zombie's reboot!
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Well gang, on this week's Studio Rejects, the wheels are nearly coming off! Deciding, "eh, fuck it," Will and Bobby completely forget a couple characters and turn them into the first things they can think of. At least they never forget to sing! Is that a good thing?
That's right, this week's Studio Rejects is way weirder and looser than ever before!
Next week! The end!
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This week on Studio Rejects, we get way more musical! The plot is finally activated, with Tommy getting a baby? And Loomis starts to really ruminate on the essence of evil that is Michael Meyers.
Thank god for that nuclear bomb...
Part 3 next week!
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SCARY MONTH BEGINS! WB2045 is dedicated to scaring your pants off!
A hulking, faceless Shape approaches! He is a quiet, hollow, evil monster coming to take your life. There is no understanding this creature. He is man shaped, but he is not a man.
Oh, but also he's the current muscle of cult called The Thorn, controlled by men in black trench coats, and shit. And they want another baby. Also Howard Stern is there!
Part 2 next week!
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It can't be over! Can it? In this EXPLOSIVE finale, a bunch of bullshit happens. It's just a fucking mess. But seriously, this movie had potential, right?
Since last week's episode, we watched the first two Expendables movies, and we're stunned to announce that they're seriously not that bad, and they get better with age. Amazing, I know.
Next week! It's inhuman! It's hollow! IT'S EVIL IN THE SHAPE OF A MAN!
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WHOA! We didn't think it could happen, but this movie actually got better!
That's right! We're now heavy into the plot, with Barney and Christmas going on a mission to an island run by a weird dictator guy...which is completely unimportant. This movie has just finally managed to strike the right balance.
Or we've just got our standards set super low!
Part 3 (The finale!) next week!
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WHAT A STUNNER!
A STONE COLD STUNNER!
THAT'S RIGHT, muscle-bound-data-baby, this week on Studio Rejects we're digging into the much beloved (?) action franchise The Expendables! And don't worry, it's just as subtle and intelligent as you expected!
This is going to be tough...
Part 2 next week!
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WHOA! A one parter!
This week on Studio Rejects, we're examining the curious case of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2! Often maligned, we've uncovered the secret truth: this movie kicks fucking ass!
A huge thanks to UH Jocke Pokee Johansson for suggesting this movie! You've essentially introduced us to this franchise, and we can't thank you enough!
Next week! The beginning of a surprising 3 parter!
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Everyone! This week it is TRUE LOVE! Deep in our hearts and colons. Feel it in your fingers, tingling. We've taken your lungs out!! Oh no!!
ANYWAY
This week, we are finally FINISHING SAW 8 and maybe even giving a super sweet snack to you in the form of SAW 9!! Which is a 10 page script.
ANYWAY
Listen to it in your browser or itunes or whatever. Follow us on twitter, but just listen to the show and you can find out there. Fuck you. Ok we love you and your sweet hearts and faces to the universe and back. Bye bye!!
Rev your chainsaws! Next week we're doing something new!
Holy shit, I don't know why we didn't see this coming, but Saw 8 gets worse, it gets a whole lot worse.
Flashbacks continue to shove themselves into our eyes and ears, and we're given the briefest of looks into what's happening with the hospital crew, before the bombshell drops.
Jigsaw's end game...
He had a plan this whole time...
We didn't see it coming...
He's got his own Facebook page!
Part 4, THE FINALE, next week!
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Goddamn it. Goddamn it.
Part 3 next week! Maybe it'll be the end!
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Do you want to play a game??
YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE! We got our hands on the Saw script we wanted! But is it the Saw script we deserve? Well...let's find out! Find some sort of Saw wiki and enjoy the show!
Make sure you get in touch with us guys...this is going to be one of those movies. We're going to need your opinion on what we do next week!
Next week, maybe Saw, but definitely something!
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Buckle up, you guys, we're going on a journey. Listen as we tell the interesting theory we have as to why there aren't really any unfinished drafts or fan scripts of Saw. No joke, it's actually kind of strange.
And then god damn enjoy the insane fanfic we found for you, while you cross your fingers, hoping that we get a full, actual fan script for Saw VIII sent to us by THIS GUY:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUlJvdqJzi0
Amazing
Next week, maybe Saw, but definitely something!
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WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE FINISHED READING HANNIBAL!
Well guys, after WEEKS of build up, the final battle begins almost immediately this week on Studio Rejects. Hannibal is captured. Clarice is rushing to his rescue. Mason Verger is eating popcorn.
It's all finally happening. And it ends in the most unexpected way possible...
Part 6 next week! THE END!
Holy shit everybody, Part 5, huh...
Well, you'd think more would be going on in the story than this, but at least Bobby and me are funny as hell!
Part 6 next week! THE END!
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WE ARE BACK! WE ARE ACTUALLY BACK!
This week on Studio Rejects, we briefly consider saying FUCK THIS and just jumping to the end of the movie, but then we take control of ourselves, and our patience is rewarded!
Fart jokes, food jokes, this show's got it all!
Part 5 Next Week! Promise!
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This week on Studio Rejects, shit is muffled and horrible sounding (literally the quality of the recording), but at least this movie is finally kicking into gear!
We've found Hannibal Lecter, and he's still obsessed with Clarice Starling! Not only that, but it turns out that Mason Verger (you know, the creep?) is a total creep! STUNNER!
No joke, I'm starting to enjoy this.
Part 4 Next Week!
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On Studio Rejects this week, we continue our reading of Hannibal! After a conversation about some of the source material, the tale of the six-fingered cannibal brings us to Italy. Where everybody speaks Italian! Perfect italian!
Part 3 Next Week!
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This week on Studio Rejects, we're sipping brandy and reading the terrifying tale of Hannibal Lechter. You know, the famous serial killer best known for having...6 fingers? I don't understand.
Speaking of not understanding...what the fuck is this movie about??
Part 2 Next Week!
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After a week of rest and relaxation, Bobby and I are sliding down the firepoles again to bring you the grand finale of Ghostbusters III! Things are worse than ever, both in terms of the plot and the script itself, which is why we've made an executive decision.
This ends tonight.
Next week, something way goddamn better than this!
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This week on Studio Rejects, something pretty awesome and surprising happens to Egon, while we finally meet a civilized ghost! More questions are raised than answered, really, but deal with it!
Also Will describes how much he loves videogames.
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On Part 2 of our reading of Ghostbusters III, we get into a pretty detailed conversation about Ghostbusters 2 and the mixed reviews it received. We also point out some amazing forgotten facts about the 80's cartoon show, before moving on to see what happens to our heroes when their evil doppelgangers frame them for a bank robbery!
Who the hell predicted that would be the plot??
Part 3 next week!
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When there's something strange, and it don't look good, it's probably because it's an un-produced spec script for Ghostbusters III! That's right, all you spooks, specters, and ghosts out there, we're digging into the world of Ghosbusters, one of the most beloved franchises in the entire galaxy, and also one of the most constantly debated properties:
Should they make another movie? A sequel? A reboot?
Well, we know they definitely won't leave it alone, so now the question is, how can they do the original any justice...? FIND OUT!
Part 2 next week!
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Holy shit, ENOUGH! ENOUGH OF THIS! We can't take this fucking miserable script any more! Every 10 pages takes an hour PLUS all the energy you have. It reduces you to a prune! Just looking at this script made my head explode, and Bobby's face started melting!
We're giving up you guys, but we won't leave you without a sense of closure, enjoy the weird summary of how the movie ends. It sucks!
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NEXT WEEK! SOMETHING BETTER! BY DEFAULT IT MUST BE!
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On this week's Studio Rejects, it's part 3 of the Monkey King saga. Still no ghosts. Barely any fucking monkeys. There's just one, and it sexually assaults that same girl who tried to kill herself last week, so it's fun for the whole family!
Seriously, what kind of goddamn script is this? We're not even half way done, but next week is the final episode of this script, unless you guys let us know you want more. LET US KNOW IF WE SHOULD KEEP READING THIS GODDAMN THING!
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Part 4 next week! POSSIBLY THE END!
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HERE WE ARE, MAKING UP FOR LAST WEEK'S ABBREVIATED SHOW! WITH A SLIGHTLY LONGER SHOW! Seriously though, we pack it in. After starting relatively strong with spooky haunted house shenanigans, we're now in strange territory. A running gag about a young woman trying to commit suicide nonstop? Forever?
What the hell were they thinking...Dig in!
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Part 3 next week!
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Welcome to a brand new Studio Rejects project! This month we're reading a script that is not only unfinished, it NEVER MADE IT TO SCREENS! This is Chris Colombus' 1995 attempt at writing an Indiana Jones movie! Unfortunately for him, Stephen Spielberg and George Lucas were not major fans of this attempt, and another 13 years would go by before they'd lower their standards enough to make another Indy movie! Join us as we inexplicably start on a boat and in a haunted house!
This episode of Studio Rejects also features our review of Captain America 2: The Winter Soldier! Does it suck? I mean...kind of! Find out why!
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Part 2 next week!
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This is it! All secrets are laid bare! Not only do we find out the fate of all these incredible characters, but Will finally graces us with a full explanation of why he's an idiot for the Scream franchise! Turn off the lights and listen, maybe you'll just get spooked!
Probably not....but maybe!
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Next week, something brand new!
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Hooboy, gangaroo! It's the penultimate episode of our Scream 5 adventure! This time shit gets crazy as characters start dropping left and right! Enjoy the hair-raising chases, the spine-tingling knife attacks, and the fucking weird flying punches, all of which lead to a surprising appearance by a character who might just change the game in Part 4!
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Next week! The End!
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AAAAAAAaaaaaannnnnnd we're back! Studio Rejects has returned, and we're reading Part 2 of this amazing fan script imagining what Scream 5 could be. Turns out it's basically a generic horror film with very little connection to any of the other 4 movies. GOOD NEWS: Our Nicholas Cage impressions have only gotten better since we last performed for you!
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Part Three next week! We promise!
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Welcome to a never-before-attempted experiment here on Studio Rejects! You all know that we always shoot to read real, verifiable unfinished drafts. Well we're taking a break from that trend by reading a fan script for a movie that has never, and probably will never, exist! It's Scream 5, written by some guy named Dylan!
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Part Two next week!
This is it! The end! Come to die! It really depends on whether or not you were invested in the story of Del Spooner vs. The Robots to say if this is a satisfying ending. I know my answer. Ultimately this was just a pathetic, wrote, dull action story with no substance.
Fortunately it had one thing going for it: a gigantic stupid leg monster. No joke...
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Next week: Something new! And weird! Really weird!!
Friends, we have returned! This week on Studio Rejects, its...basically just a single long extended action scene. Which for some reason involves metal spiders. Stupid.
Worth noting is that Bobby is sitting this one out! We ran out of time last time we recorded, and so Allie subs in, allowing Bobby the day off for his BIRTHDAY! It's Bobby's birthday! Send him stuff!
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Part Four next week! FEATURING THE TRIUMPHANT RETURN OF BOBBY!
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WELCOME BACK TO STUDIO REJECTS! We missed a week, and I know you know that! And I hope you know we're sorry and we'll never do it again (we might do it again really really soon).
We're back with Part Two of I, Robot. The movie may have started out with some pretty ridiculous, largely nonsensical garbage, but I'm thrilled to let you know that it...has possibly gotten worse...ENJOY!
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Part Three next week! We hope!
This week on Studio Rejects, we are starting up a brand new movie, one chosen specifically because it follows the themes established by our BRAND NEW NETWORK: WB2045!! I, Robot, starring the amazing Will Smith, king of mediocre science fiction films (actually, I think people generally liked Men in Black, and they definitely loved Wild Wild West...).
I, Robot is a story based on a book which is one of the most revered and beloved science fiction books ever written, imagining a world where robots are common servants, and the ethics and possibilities that opens up. They made that into a goofball action movie sponsored by fucking Hush Puppies and Slurpies. ENJOY!
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Part Two next week!
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Listeners...come to die...
Were you born ready, motherfuckers? We were! It's the finale of Blade! Does good triumph over evil? Which one of those two things is Blade? Is there a twist/comedic ending? FIND OUT
Head to WillAndBobby.com to read along with us, as well as find links to other projects of ours!!
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Next week: SOMETHING NEW!
WELCOME BACK! It's the penultimate part of Blade Trinity, everybody! It's an incredibly significant episode for several reasons, not the least of which being that we're almost fucking done with this piece of shit movie.
It's...mostly action. Shitty action. Dracula's bones crack a lot though, so that's nice...Fuck this movie and fuck Blade. Vampires aren't even real, guys.
Anyway, head to WillAndBobby.com to find the script and read along! You can also find links to other stuff online! Like Twitter! @WillRogers2000 and @BobbyKoester
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Next week: THE END!
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Whistler is indeed dead. His "hoo-hoo" may never be heard again. Thankfully his shoes have been filled by WAY TOO MANY GODDAMN CHARACTERS! Blade meets up with the Bloodpack! Or is it Wolfpack! Is that from The Hangover? I DON'T KNOW! At least we get to see how silly it would be if Dracula himself went to Hot Topic...What an amazing movie!
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Part Three next week! And a new BOOK CLUB SHMOOK CLUB TOMORROW! FIND MORE LINKS ON WILLANDBOBBY.COM!
Happy New Year!
We're kicking off 2014 by kicking off a new movie on this week's Studio Rejects! It's Blade: Trinity! Starring Wesley Snipes, Ryan Reynolds, Parker Posey, and some guy called The Drake! I (Will) hated this movie the first time I ever saw it, so I'm incredibly excited to see if this movie was always destined to be a horrible mess. So far...not looking good for old Mr. Snipes. It's basically a series of disjointed scenes of "badass" gadgets. I do like Whistler though.
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Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays everyone! WE'RE FINALLY HERE! We have finally finished our reading of Hook! It's been a long road, everybody, but Peter Banning has finally remembered! He's a child again! He's PETER PAN, and he's about to defeat the nefarious/slightly sensual Captain Jazzy Hook! Listen to my review of the movie, listen to us as we talk about what could have saved this movie, and listen as we OPEN SOME GIFTS! I hope you're all having a damn good day, and I hope you enjoy this thrilling finale!
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Next week: Something new! Do you want us to read Blade Trinity or Manhunter (Red Dragon?) LET US KNOW!
This week on Studio Rejects, we learn what it REALLY means to be Peter Pan! It's all about getting him back to his former glory. And...holy shit...if you thought he was glorious before...just wait until you see how fucking marvelous he becomes.
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Welcome to Part Two of Hook! We're finally jumping into Neverland, everybody! We meet Hook! Smee! Ruffio! ...Some kids! The writing has quite possibly gotten worse, guys. All the lost boys speak like dis. Dey luv to mayke uz werk ta reeed dis goddamma uv uh sdoray!
Robin Williams has finally met his match though, as Hook makes his fashionable, swishy debut! I can't wait for you to hear this guys, I'm actually getting swept away in the magic!
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Part Three next week!
You may not recognize us, what with our more elegant style and more beautiful looks, but I assure you, this is still the Studio Rejects you know and love. But we most certainly have a brand new style!
This week on Studio Rejects, we unveil an updated format! Each month is a movie, split into four parts! Up first, it's the first draft of Hook! While it would go on to be directed by Steven Spielberg and star Robin Williams, this version is decidedly...worse. Less baseball, more talking, but definitely written with Mr. Williams in mind...
Head to WillAndBobby.com to find the script! Read along!
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Part Two next week!
This is it! The finale! It's over! OVER! Godzilla is going down in this week's Studio Rejects! AND his/her brood of babyzillas! But what are the circumstances surrounding his collapse? How did the humans end up besting this 10ft/100ft tall beast? You'll have to listen to find out...you'll also have to listen to find out what we think of the script overall. Did we suddenly decide we love it? After six solid weeks of absolute disgust, do we change our minds? Perhaps we're the biggest Godzilla fans in the world now! FIND OUT NOW (also...spoiler: this fucking movie sucks).
Click here to start back at Part One!
NOW THEN, as you will hear, Bobby and I have recorded our first ever hit single. A cover of someone else's hit single...which was also a cover. It's Come with Me from the Godzilla soundtrack. Sung by Puff Daddy. Do you love it? Of course you do, we spent literally four hours making it! If you want to listen to it nonstop, just check out the song over on our Soundcloud page! ENJOY!
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Next week, something new! In many ways! STUDIO REJECTS IS GETTING A FACELIFT!
Oh no! It's time for Godzilla to attack again! But don't worry, he'll only do this once more...Because this is the penultimate episode of our Godzilla read-through! This week things get...weird. How big is Godzilla? What the fuck were they thinking doing all this stuff with the eggs? Exactly how did this get made!? FIND OUT AND ENJOY!
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Also, as mentioned on this week's WBKE (95: Eldered Skeltered), we've got a contest running! The Baker's-Dozen Days of Bobby! Every week for the next 13 weeks, we're giving away amazing chinese bootlegs of incredible movies! All you have to do to enter is share our website, facebook page, or any show with your friends online! Tag us, send us proof, and you're entered! That's it! This week we're giving away Martin Scorsese's classic Gangs of New York...you know...in Chinese!
Part Seven next week! The end!
Welcome to Part Five of Studio Rejects, where alliances are forming, and we are heading into the final act of Godzilla! Who is that crazy french Ray-Romano-Man who put a tracking device in the Mayor's hair? Where is Godzilla hiding? Will worm guy give up? Will he fall in love? WE'RE GOING TO KNOW SOON!
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Part Six next week!
Guess what? A monster is about to attack! A Godzilla-monster! In this action-packed episode of Studio Rejects, Godzilla finally strikes! Join us as we get genuinely confused by Godzilla's abilities! Haven't heard any of the previous parts? Don't worry, here's a recap:
So far: worms, Shaquille O'Neal, hair, Catman....Or just listen to the show where we give a true recap. ENJOY!
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Part Five next week!
Things are already heating up in Godzilla...you know, relatively. The monster is hiding in New York City somewhere, which raises a surprising amount of questions. Why the hell would Godzilla have any interest in spending any time in NY? How the hell did it manage to hide without anyone seeing anything? Is there a chance this movie isn't written well?? We may never know for sure.
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Part Four next week!
First of all: we're sorry we skipped last week. We missed you as much as you missed us. Anyway, we're jumping in right where we left off, with some sort of silly Godzilla-like creature sneaking around attacking boats, while a love triangle is established between a woman, a man, and some worms!
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Part Three next week!
Welcome to Studio Rejects, now featuring 100% more lizard! We're digging into the first draft of 1998's Godzilla staring Matthew Broderick - action hero! It's already pretty thrilling, what with it's one million characters and abundant worm info.
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Part Two next week!
BOOM, friends! Welcome to this week's SECOND episode of Studio Rejects! We just wrapped up Freddy vs. Jason on Tuesday (click here if you missed it!), so now we are of course examining some poor writing of our own, before we start up another amazing movie next week. The project we've got for you this time is one which we've never talked about in any show, or in any Will and Bobby Wrote Something post:
McGoop
I don't want to say anything more. Click here to listen!
We actually have a ton of documents to read along with this episode, so I've put them in order here. Check them out, see our weird handwriting:
3 McGoop - The Informant's House
7 McGoop - Getting Fired Notes
8 McGoop - Original Ideas on Place Mat
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A brand new movie starts next week!
We did it, we actually did it. Freddy vs. Jason has come to an end! The shit hits the fan as Meagan, Stormie, Erwin, Murdoch, Freddy, and Jason finally duke it out at a TV station which is also a church. Freddy continues to piss us off, and now even Jason is annoying...fuck...I'm just so happy it's over...ENJOY!
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Something new next week!
Welcome back to Studio Rejects (sorry for missing last week...listen to this Sunday's Will and Bobby Know Everything for a pseudo explanation)! Here we are with the penultimate part of Freddy vs. Jason! Almost done! In this week's show, things are fucking certainly not becoming clearer, as we spend a lot of time in a jail's shower, catch a brief glimpse of Jason Voorhes, and spend a fucking shocking amount of time with a new character called Boogerman...Christ...
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Part Eight (THE FINAL PART) next week!
Kids, it's finally happening. Something. Something is happening. Something is finally fucking happening in Freddy vs. Jason. Things are exploding, things are on fire...nothing makes sense, of course, but at least there's the illusion that the movie is getting better. Jason Voorhes officially enters the film, literally buzzing with energy, before facing off against his nemesis. No, not Freddy Kreuger. His real enemy. Nicholas Cage.
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Part Seven next week!
Welcome back to Studio Rejects, where we're reading Part Five of Freddy vs. Jason. Things have gotten even worse, I'm afraid, as we're heading into the final act. We have a bag of body parts, a fucking "nightmaremobile," and we finally see our first death of the movie. It's a grim time for all, but with a classic character coming up on the horizon, we all have a lot to look forward to!
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Part Six next week!
Ladies! Gentlemen! Madmen! Rejects! Welcome to Part FOUR of our reading of Freddy vs. Jason, a script which is actually starting to grow on me. However, it's been so low in my opinion, that even with this new growth, I think it fucking sucks. Anyway, our acting is bargain basement level this week, just like every week, so I hope you enjoy that, and I hope you enjoy this fucking weird show!
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Part Four next week!
Friends, foes, dreamers, and campers, we are finally BACK with Part Three of Freddy vs. Jason! For the full story on why we took a week off, you'll just have to listen to this week's WBKE! Anyway, holy shit, this script is really delivering the good stuff. I have no earthly idea: 1.) What the fuck is going on, 2.) What they're trying to go to, or 3.) How this movie has anything to do with Jason Voorhes at all...really, why is this called Freddy vs. Jason?
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Part Four next week!
Here we are kids, Freddy vs. Jason Part Two is finally online! Sorry for the snag, but you'll hopefully know what held me up this Sunday on WBKE! Anyway, we're back, this time starting with a movie REVIEW, before we jump back into the script...which...wow...Part One was mostly just weird and dull, but now we're truly seeing that the writer might just have no idea what the fuck they're doing. Fortunately Bobby and I do. So proud of us this week...
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Part Three next week!
This week on Studio Rejects we are ACTUALLY starting another long form movie! Of course, it's an original Freddy vs. Jason script, so you know it's going to be a work of art. If this episode is any indication, Bobby and I are master thespians. Fuck, you know the deal, what can I really say?
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Next week, FREDDY VS. JASON begins!
Welcome to this week's Episode of Studio Rejects! We have tallied up all your votes, and congratulations, the winner is the boring, weird, confusing mess! We won't be doing this again...Yikes. Fortunately we have a bright future coming in one week. A true art piece.
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Next week, FREDDY VS. JASON begins!
This week on Studio Rejects, we're between movies, which means that Bobby and I are showcasing the bad material we've written ourselves! Listen to some micr0-stories, some old moody poetry of Bobby's and then our second script of The Dead Don't Walk, our ill-timed zombie effort! If you're not familiar with it, you can of course read about it in Will and Bobby Wrote Something, a history of our failed writing. We also want to hear YOUR writing. Old blogs, old poetry, old movie ideas, send them all, hear your words come out of our mouths! We also want your VOTE! See below for more! ANYWAY:
Enjoy the show, you dummies, we're really picking up steam!
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We're on the cusp of beginning a new long-form movie next week! But Bobby and I each have a script we want to read, so we're leaving it up to you. Take to Facebook, Twitter (links below), or email us ([email protected]) to let us know if you'd like to hear us read:
A failed version of a Freddy Vs. Jason Movie OR James Cameron's Spiderman!
We've made it, everybody! Welcome to the FINAL part of our reading of Alien: Engineers, the original version of what eventually became Prometheus! We finally see xenomorphs ("xeno" meaning "to change," and "morph" meaning "morph..." or something), and we see the original ending, involving a chessboard and some absolute garbage dialogue. We also see....AN ULTRAMORPH! Christ...
Click here to start over from Part One!
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Next week we're reading our other Dead Don't Walk script along with some weird mini stories! Tell the world!
Welcome to the penultimate episode of our reading of Prometheus. We're clearly headed for the end as we see new Engineer tech, new boneless monsters (with bones), and even the loss of some characters we've grown to love! It's this week that we really see where the final film veered away from the original script, as the events of this episode are basically in no way present in what made it to theaters!
http://traffic.libsyn.com/studiorejects/Studio_Rejects_-_Prometheus_Part_Five.mp3
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Part Six (the finale!) next week!
Part Four of Prometheus has begun! For those of you crazy nuts who listened to this week's WBKE, you'll know our guest. If not, then allow me to introduce a brand new Featured Player to the Studio Rejects family: Michael Palmer of the band CMYK! This week we finally have our first huge deviation from the shooting script, and better than that, we finally have our first huge robot butt appearance!
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Part Five next week!
WHOOOOOOA! Hold on to your hat, in this week's episode of Studio Rejects, there are monsters galore! There's even a Terminator! Kind of! If you know us, then you know exactly what it means when I tell you that Bobby and I are banging on all cylinders this week, so plug some stuff into your human ears, and check out these aliens!
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Part Four next week!
Welcome back, chums! Bobby and I are getting organized in this weeks' Studio Rejects! We'll be DARNED if we're going to have inconsistent characters in this movie. You'll want to know exactly whose walking into the crazy alien temple thing. Is it the fidgety guy? Maybe it's the lady who carries around a plain pizza! Tensions are ramping up, friends, and I dare say we're going to see a monster soon, so:
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Part Three next week!
Hey all you rejects! We're jumping back into another long-form movie, and I'm excited to say it's the original script behind 2012's Prometheus! This is the script that John Spaihts turned in before Damon Lindelof came in and removed the xenomorphs, and turned the facehuggers into weird cobras! This is basically a prequel to Alien with all the classic aliens, and I can't wait until we see them. This might be the first real script we've read. Also the first good script. Also Bobby and I are becoming even better actors!
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Part Two next week!
Hey guys, I'm really excited for this week's show. At least three years ago, Bobby and I wrote a spec script of Arrested Development as a way to show both our writing ability and our ability to match the "voice," of any show. While spec scripts are really common among aspiring writers, they are, essentially, fan fiction, and that is especially true for us, as we're both pretty rabid fans of this show. We tried to write an episode that could kind of/sort of take place after the end of the third season, but the way the show ends changes almost everything, so just try to push the continuity issues aside and enjoy this weird, funny script. And our bad acting. I still think we did a pretty damn good job.
Anyway, click here to listen to Arrested Development - The Queen Mary!
Click here to read along with us!
Or click here to read a bit more of why we wrote this in the first place!
And then, please feel free to check out our other show Will and Bobby Know Everything, and get in touch with us! Let us know what you think!
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Enjoy Season 4 of Arrested Development, coming this Sunday! I can't wait.
A brand new long-form movie begins next week!
We made it. I don't know how, but we made it. RUN FOR IT MARTY!
Welcome to the FINAL part of our reading of Batman Triumphant! We get more Mayor Krol, more Crispin Glover, and even a quick taste of Dean Roland. I can't believe it's really over. It wraps up in a surprisingly not-horrible way, so get listening, kids!
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Next week: something new!
Kaboom, kids, we're barrelling straight towards the grand finale of this weird movie.All the key characters are coming together, including Arnold Schwarzenegger, Danny DeVito, The Scarecrow, Mayor Krol (!), and Harley Quinn. Basically this is the most exciting thing that will ever happen to you.
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Part TEN, THE FINAL PART, next week!
Good news, everyone! Mayor Krol the Troll is back in action, along with a new character we've put a lot of seasoning on: Officer Pinkus! These characters far outshine Batman and Robin, who seem to be the most boring superheroes ever. Thank god Bobby and I are award winning actors.
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Part Nine next week!
Kabooya, everybody, and welcome to part Seven of our reading of Batman Triumphant! Things are still chugging along...Scarecrow is still doing...something. And I'm very excited at all the mentions of Dean Roland and Mayor Krol that pop up in this part of the script, because it suggests we'll see them/hear them/think about them again someday!
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Part Eight next week!
Woohoo, clowns! We're back with Part Six (!) of our reading of Batman Triumphant! Joining us this week is Jesse P-S of Podawful. He was already dressed like Harley Quinn when we went to his place, so it was basically written in the stars that he'd do an episode of Studio Rejects. Anyway:
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Part Seven next week!
Aaaand we're back! So we missed a week...sue us.
You won't...You won't...
Anyway, things really heat up in this episode, especially toward the end when all of a sudden the world goes mad. It's not really the fault of the script though. It's mostly because of our weird jokes. Couldn't be more proud.
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Part Six next week! I swear!
Wake up, shake up, time to wake up, everybody, because old Bob Koester and I are back with more Batman Triumphant! We're evolving the concept of the show a bit, and we've decided we're going to start off with a bit of movie news. We're also going with slightly longer episodes, so I hope you enjoy that. If you don't, just chill...the man with the gentle face shows up at the end!
Or click HERE to start over from Part One!
Also, we refer to an old video of ours in this episode. Watch it here...it's fucking weird:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLnhfJai6-c
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Part Five next week!
WHOA, holy frijoles you guys, we're at Part Three of our reading of Batman Triumphant, one of the dullest bad movies around! We're picking up right where we left off, with Scarecrow holding a gun and talking to that gentle faced man from last time. Listen as we struggle to understand basic action, and especially perk your ears up toward the end, because we need your help!
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Part Four next week!
Hey guys, welcome to Part Two of our reading of Batman Triumphant. While the script is actually not technically horrible, it definitely sucks. It's also almost definitely not a real movie, but I have no intention of doing any research whatsoever, so for all I know this is the real deal. Anyway, this week Bobby and I go hog fucking wild. I always forget this show exists, so while I was editing it, it was brand new to me...and holy shit did I laugh...especially at our Mr. Freeze joke...But I'm getting ahead of myself:
Or click HERE to start over from Part One!
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Part Three next week!
Yo yo yo, here we go! We're jumping back into reading a full-length script, fools, and in case you haven't been keeping up with us on Facebook, Twitter, Myspace, Geocities, Deadjournal, Sproingle, Sprinkle, Spronkle, and Bozone, the movie we're reading is...wait for it:
BATMAN TRIUMPHANT! This is the amazing movie that would have been made after Batman & Robin, if that hack Christopher Nolan hadn't washed all the neon and nipples away! Bobby and I really flex our muscles in this episode, you guys, enjoy it.
Enjoy the show, you dummies, we're really picking up steam!
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Next week we dig into another full movie script: Batman Triumphant!
BOOOOOM, everybody! Studio Rejects is back with a completely new script to read! This week, we're taking a look at a script that we actually wrote, ourselves! It's from a show we came up with back in about 2008/2009 called The Dead Don't Walk! It's a weird zombie show, with a pretty cool premise, that we wrote poorly. If you want to read about the show's background, the full story can be found in Will and Bobby Wrote Something on WillAndBobby.com!
Enjoy the show, you dummies, we're really picking up steam!
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Next week we dig into another full movie script: Batman Triumphant!
Welcome to the absolute final part of our reading of Scream 3! We're sprinting toward the goddamn finish line, folks, so enjoy the show! There's not much left to say: this script is fucking horrible, I don't care who wrote it. All I can do is promise that next week we'll be back with a BRAND NEW script to rip apart. But until then:
Click here to read alongside the show!
What do you want us to read next? Any suggestions/questions? Email [email protected]!
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Something new next week!
KABOOOM! Part 8 of Scream 3 has taken the airwaves, you creeps! This week we're joined by the beautiful Allie Palmer, who brings years of acting experience to the table. No doubt about it, we're winning awards this week. Enjoy the show! I did!
Click here to read alongside the show!
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Part 9 next week!
Hey guys, welcome to part SEVEN of our reading of this stupid goddamn thing. The bad news is, the writing hasn't gotten any better. The good news is: the acting has. Bobby does the fucking funniest voice in the world in this show, and then I struggle to keep the same stupid voice going for the longest speech ever. The writing may suck, but dammit this is a fun show.
Click here to read alongside the show!
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Part 7 next week!
It's part SIX of our reading of Scream 3, you fools! Bobby and I have gotten so good at acting that you'll probably think we just ripped the audio from Scream 3 itself. Well guess what, you're WRONG! We would NEVER do that (we might do that).
Click here to read alongside the show!
Now go spread the word, you guys! We love you and we need your help, otherwise it'll seem like we're doing this for nothing! All this work! Reading is hard...
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Part 7 next week!
Booya, everybody! Welcome to Part Five of our reading of Scream 3! Things are starting to heat up in the script AND in the acting as Bobby and I are getting better and better at acting. Hoo boy.
Do me a favor and share this with as many people as possible. Everybody knows about Will and Bobby Know Everything, but this is a brand new animal that we need to get the word out about! Thanks!
I hope you enjoy the show guys, it's a fucking blast to record. We have a lot of movies we're considering for when Scream 3 is done, but we could always use a hand. Email [email protected] with your requests!
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Part 6 next week!
Welcome to Part Four of our reading of the stupid/confusing fan script of Scream 3! I still don't know why it exists. But I'm strongly considering doing some legit digging to find out. Maybe I should, to justify still putting these shows online (although I suppose the fact that the shows are funny is reason enough). You know what? By the time Part 10 (the final part) comes around, I'll have answers! I promise! Until then:
And make sure you check out WBKE, Car Friends, and Game friends! Email us too: [email protected]. I promise we're nice, no matter how unapproachable we seem!
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Part 5 next week!
Hey guys, welcome to Part Three of our reading of the weirdo fan script of Scream 3. I still can't believe it's not real...Although I guess it's good to know this level of work is unacceptable in Hollywood. Maybe. We'll see whats acceptable when we move on to other REAL scripts. For now, enjoy the weird insanity!
If you'd like to read the script along with us, go ahead and click HERE! It might add some fun to see where we get confused and be able to see why!
Click here to listen! You can also find us on iTunes and the Stitcher smartphone app!
We're excited to hear what you think, so please comment below or send us your thoughts to [email protected]
You can also talk to us on Twitter: @WillRogers2000 @BobbyKoester and on our Facebook Page!
You can also listen to our flagship podcast, Will and Bobby Know Everything, by clicking HERE! We also have two regular YouTube shows!
Thanks for listening guys, I hope you enjoy hearing it as much as we enjoyed reading it!
Part Four next week!
Welcome, everybody, to the second episode of Studio Rejects, where we resume our reading of Scream 3. We're picking up right where we left off, though there is an unfortunate revelation that kicks everything off. Listen, marvel at the true story behind this script, but then go ahead and enjoy the insanity!
If you'd like to read the script along with us, go ahead and click HERE! It might add some fun to see where we get confused and be able to see why!
Click here to listen! You can also find us on iTunes and the Stitcher smartphone app (soon, I think)!
We're excited to hear what you think, so please comment below or send us your thoughts to [email protected]
You can also talk to us on Twitter: @WillRogers2000 @BobbyKoester and on our Facebook Page!
You can also listen to our flagship podcast, Will and Bobby Know Everything, by clicking HERE! We also have two regular YouTube shows!
Thanks for listening guys, I hope you enjoy hearing it as much as we enjoyed reading it!
Episode 3 next week!
Welcome to the premiere episode of our brand new podcast Studio Rejects! For months, Bobby and I have been scouring the internet for the best/worst scripts that never got produced! We're happy to say that we have quite a few lined up, but first things first:
We're starting with the second draft of the movie Scream 3. Listen as we read and dissect this incredible, confusing, awful story. You can read along with us by clicking HERE! It's not a requirement to read along, but it'll almost definitely add another layer to the insanity!
So click here to listen! You can also find us on iTunes and the Stitcher smartphone app!
We're excited to hear what you think, so please comment below or send us your thoughts to [email protected]
You can also talk to us on Twitter: @WillRogers2000 @BobbyKoester and on our Facebook Page! You can also listen to our flagship podcast, Will and Bobby Know Everything, by clicking HERE! We also have two regular YouTube shows!
We need to give a huge THANKS to the band Murder By Death for letting us use their song Rumbrave as the theme song. It's an amazing song, and you need to check them out. Click here!
It's going to be a weird and funny journey you guys, I can't wait for you to see what happens next!
Episode 2 next week!
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